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#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Sven Sony Ericsson
*groans*
very good
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# As seen in Wells on Monday
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Is that bigger enough for you
:-)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ideal.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Wheee!
I'm surprised there's any of those left to be honest.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# one's reopening this week
in Braunschweig, Germany.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# L?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I don't
get it?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# ^ this^
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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# that's in Moorland road in Bath...
...used to live round the corner.

Edit: or it could be in Wells and I could read the post properly and not be a complete tit.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Also seen in Wells this weekend:
(pearoasted)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I live in wells I do.
Oh, erm.. *lurk lurk*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# i've bene playing with 3D pictures

it's giving me a headache...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Too much wobble,
but woo.


*would*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# more wobble!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# so you thought you'd share the headache with others?
very considerate of you ;)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# is the floor wobbling
or is it the ladies?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] you probably have to be pretty old....

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Pfft
:¬)

/old
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# *big wooshing noise somewhere over my noggin*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Brilliant.
Strange how wee Ronnie looks badly shopped in?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# he always was
look for the seams in the two ronnies :-)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I am considerably more important than yoo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# it was origninally going to be called 'ronnie'
but Corbett was added at the last minute
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# hehe


/old
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
I'm reading the Python biography at the moment. Just got past the frost stage....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Fantasmatastic
Winnner!

WOO YAY

enter it!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I am old enough!
*cries*

*false teeth slip out*


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# You're profile says you're
only 34 you whippersnapper.

What I need is a young lad so that I can slip him one of my originals.

(Werthers that is)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] eh
In Cornwall (shire), our pasties aren't shaped like these ones....



...and, our burgers are smaller, too!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I like his expression.
I'd like his sandwich....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# he looks hungry
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# why are there dead baby alligators pinned to the top of that burger?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# it's a little known fact
that that man is actually only three feet tall and that is a normal-sized burger.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# ...and
that the kitchen roll next to him is only a shitroll..!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Doesn't Gary Coleman look
old nowadays.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# that is a braw lunch

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# That
makes me hungry
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# He's one of those professional eaters, isn't he?
they can eat like 2000 hotdogs in 3 seconds
or something
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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Now THAT
is something i would pay to see
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I am going to copy your signature
because it's a good idea.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# good riddance i say!
it should be optional, then everyone would be happy!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# If you are saying 'our'
then why are you saying Cornwall?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# if..
you are complaining, then why have you left your post until last?

Well, now second to last?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# I was considering it.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I've an idea,
How about amusingly placed magenta cocks Image Challenge?

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*breathes*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*breathes*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*breathes*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*breathes*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

What a facking brilliant idea!

FP THIS NOW!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# you loon
nuts to crap noobs
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# you don't need a challenge for that...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# ha ha!
*gets wet*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)
# YEAH BABY
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:00, archived)
# spunk whore

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Walt?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# a challenge such as this
would never go down well around these parts.

Magenta cocks you say? how purile!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# I know! boiiiiiiing!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:00, archived)
# hahahaha
that kid sooo wants it
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# we really don't need it as a challenge as it gets done all the time anyway.

as you would have knows if you'd been a member for more then 21 days.

however if you have lurked for a while you should know better.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# yay, an excuse for
CRUDELY DRAWN MAGENTA BUKKAKE WANK PELICAN
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# haha you truly are the king of pork
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# worst challenge idea ever

woo The Stone Roses
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# what happened to your PS2?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I retired mine in the early nineties
/the GOOD PS/2
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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)
# It died on me :(

it doesn't switch on any more..I need to find a shop in Glasgow to have a look at it
as the Dms4 mod chip kinda fucked up the warranty..haha

bugger!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# i'm buying a PS3 as soon as they are released - then you can have my old PS2 for nowt ;)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I heard it's not out till March 2007 :(
Sept 2006 in Jap land
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# bugger! Hoped it would be sooner than that.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# This week, I am mostly away as a friend is visiting
so here's an RP of my carnival costume from last night.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# you are flowella benjamin?
aicmfp

although do not hold me responsable for spelling
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Floella?
Responsible?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# well after not being able to even spell her name
i felt no need to hold up any further standards in my post
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# oh...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Holy wiggling fuck of doom
Batman!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# checked shirt..
person is holding bucket-faces head up
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Why me laugh so muchly?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking immense
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Pffft
Ace!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
what the fuck's going on there?!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Teethhat?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# is he wearing a dental condom?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I had a google image search battle with Leningrad
and the two words were POLY and HECTOR

Polyurethane sheet or somesuch popped up, and that crazy chap and I stuck them together
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Must......
touch..... hat......
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# well, it's better than touching cloth
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# only in the sense
of cleaning up afterwards.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:04, archived)
# She's a corker !!
can I get her number ?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Pete Docherty grows a beard and finds Jesus
AICMFP Woo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
that's truely great.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:53, archived)
# "The Fun Lovin Criminals in drag" auditions were off to a good start
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Bruce Lee's fine prawn crackers
With additional pussy cat doll table makers and Ivor the Engine driver sassing him


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha this is amazing!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:45, archived)
# This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha
what?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:46, archived)
# That made me laugh
but I will never know why

*clicketyclicketyclick*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Contrary to poular opinion,
I think this is vile.

I mean, turquoise?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Pfft!
Haaaaatttttssssttttaaaaannnnd!

What's with these extra grey bits on the left?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# if you are talking about what I think you are talking about, they highlight red next to a post you have made.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Hmmmm!
They have changed colour now,

First it was just random grey lines next to GMoS name, then a few others, then red next to mine as well, and now only grey next to mine.

How queer.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# But that monkey thing
has stopped making all mine black too

whereas this only highlights your last post apparently
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# I think i get it now,
The post you have just made, comes up Red. Peoples new posts come up light grey, if you have some red, and all of your posts are marked dark grey.

Am I right?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:51, archived)
# erm
this place is getting confusing. I'm going to go and rock back and forth in a corner for a while, till it all gets better
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I know what you mean.
Who would've thought there would be 4 shades of grey anyhoo?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I've turned it off now
i prefer the greasemonkey thing, grey for new posts and black for mine. Simple
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# I had a red bit beside my post a minute ago
it's gone now
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# 2D?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# hehe
baked mentalness
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)
# HHAHAHA
Nipple-tastic
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Craptastic
in the best possible way
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:51, archived)
# huzzah for
the inventor of chipmunks.

For he loves a drop of ice cold beer. Huzzah for mid afternoon reposting!

/dies
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:51, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# i think
the crapness adds to the charm. Just like my lovemaking!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# haha
joyous
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)
# hmm, but i do like prawn crackers
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Chuff Chuff Chuff Chuff Chuff Chuff Chuff
Woooooo woooo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:34, archived)
# pass the bloody joint then you ham!
:(
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Woo!
Nice spinning action.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:35, archived)
# For virgin train simulation, press esc
Top shop that man
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Did someone mention Virgin Trains?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# this is
the greatest thing ever! The balls are fantastic.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# awesome!
how did you do that?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:38, archived)
# With imageready.
(is that the information you wanted?)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:39, archived)
# i was wondering how you made it
follow a bendy path
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I started by making a scrolling, tiling train.
Then I used displacement maps (in a similar way to the shear filter) to make it slanty. Two copies of this with opposite slants on them can be combined into one animation to make a kind of braid of trains. Then the polar coorindates filter turns it from a tiling animation to a circular loop.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Can I ask
where do you get the source pics from? Or do you break down a video?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)
# It was a photo of a toy train.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:46, archived)
# mesmerising-woo
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Lovley
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Awesome!
superduper
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:45, archived)
# excellent!
Someone made a comment the other day, and i've tried it myself and it seems to work -

Sometimes your anims appear slightly 'stuttery', but for some odd reason if I right-click and open the properties window of the file (and close it again) it instantly runs smoother. How odd.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# That's annoying. Is this in IE?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)
# yes - unfortunately I use IE at work... i've not noticed it happenening at home when i'm running FireFox.
At first I thought it was our naff graphics card not being able to cope.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# yum...


[edit] ...now with less shingle. :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:29, archived)
# what does beach taste like?
Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny - Get this to link to b3ta on Google!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# cillit
ham
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# what does cillit ham taste like?
Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny - Get this to link to b3ta on Google!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:31, archived)
# beach
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha!
now that's a funny typo!

:)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
why I laugh?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:36, archived)
# i laughed so hard blood came out of my winky!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:38, archived)
# why does this ham taste like beach?
lovely anim though, hehehe
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# oh...
i see.. hehe
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:31, archived)
# or even bleach, surely
Shirley?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Minor TJ: i know this isn't popbitch
but does anyone know to whom the Streets are referring in their new single "When you wasn't famous?"

Please don't make me go to the talk board

Ta
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I believe he is talkign about himself....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Yes
but he also refers to a Laydee
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Oh I see.
I saw an interview with him the other day and it was either Lorraine Kelly or Lisa Riley.

Can't quite remember which one....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# My moneys on Kelly
or Ruth Madoc
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)
# *makes*
sorry, I haven't heard it.

John Travolta?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:38, archived)
# A top of the pops or cd uk presenter
cant remember the lyrics off the top of my head. Probably either fearn cotton (would), lauren lavirgne (would twice) or cat deely (who apparently likes the ladies)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:39, archived)
# i had heard Fearne Cotton
but she doesn't "do" CD:UK does she?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# She does TOTP
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# and crack then
according to the song
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Lauren Laverne
spent quite a long time on XFM trying to work out who it was, which was obviously a ploy to make it seem like it wasn't her...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:46, archived)
# She would seem to fit the profile
of skanky crack whore, but is she famous enough?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Does he say he pulled this bird?
If so, I doubt it as she only recently got married....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)
# No, he's saying that he can pull groupies easy
but when it comes to famous women it's like he wasn't isn't* famous again.
Implying he got no where. It's a bit of a shit song in my opinion.

*he's ruined my grammar centre with his nonsensical whingeing!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I see.
And I agree, apart from a couple of songs, he is crap.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# she has a strong cult following
as does clare sturgess

*rubs thighs*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# himself?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I don't know,
but he should probably swat up on his grammar before he ever comes near me.

edit: Arrgh, not seeing the post I just made is getting annoying.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Well he probably knows the correct use
of *swot* when trying to be clever about other people's grammar.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Fnarr!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:46, archived)
# those beaches taste awful
*said in fake mexican accent
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
/coat
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# but with more redex? (for me anyway)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I'd buy it...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:15, archived)
# er.....
how rare!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Seams okay!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!
great quote too!

*pulls up a comfy chair and pops corn*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Ah
that carazey Peter Cook
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:21, archived)
# total and utter cnut!


;) TM
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:22, archived)
# no luck with e thingy then?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)
# not got the time
i start a 5 day weekend tomorrow! yay!
so i've got to get everything done before i leave work tonight

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:26, archived)
# ha ha!
says me!
after spending the last 90mins on here!

whoops
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:27, archived)
# heheh - is it tooth hurty already
shit!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:29, archived)
# um
just outside Birmingham init?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:21, archived)
# R.
it ta too far out.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Valerie's hymen!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)
# .
Is THIS glasscock yet?
I want it.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# HaHa
"NO, IT DOESNT HAVE TURBO BOOST

NO, IT DOESNT TALK

NO, IT DOESNT HAVE PURSUIT MODE

NO, IT DOESNT JUMP"

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:36, archived)
# arr
rrr
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# ..


Ta to Perry Como for topic..
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
According to the new profile information, I appear to have 171 other login sessions. Surely these can't all be on separate computers?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:16, archived)
# No,
they're probably to do with being on a dynamic IP address. They can last pretty much indefinitely, but most of those will be completely dead and unusable.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Ah, makes sense
fair enough
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I thought that, seems a bit high...
but then I do use different computers at work, but it's the same IP address surely? (same login)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:18, archived)
# They're also tied to cookies, so if your work pc
clears out temporary files regularly or something that'll generate a new session every time.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:20, archived)
# ah I see...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I have over 250 apparently
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Ooh.
I have 1485. How peculiar.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:36, archived)
# electricty?
£260 this quarter, I paid.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:17, archived)
# well that should really teach you not to insert your cock into the mains anymore
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Ninja'd
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:23, archived)
# you or me?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:25, archived)
# BBB has edited his post.
he spelled elecricity wrong.

Now it is right.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:26, archived)
# ah!
but it was BBD not BBB

tut tut
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:28, archived)
# it still says
appliEnce tho'
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Hence BBB,
Bad Boy Beau
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:38, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:39, archived)
#
You're highly welcome

I hate working at a crematorium

I'm using my new skillz now though. I just wish I could draw. I've got lots of ideas in this shell..

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:33, archived)
# The applience of sciance!
nice
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm..
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:11, archived)
# h'origional?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:12, archived)
# LOL!!!!
You used a map.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Except of course it should be like this:
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:13, archived)
# pfffft!
that's great!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Is it?
it's just the same as the other one except every country's map has themselves in the center, he's corrected it not made a joke
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:23, archived)
# This.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Yes but...
...they own the whole fookin World so it was right in the first place (and centred).

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:26, archived)
# He ninja edited. it was different before, honest!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:25, archived)
# It was,
but the premise was the same.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:27, archived)
# indeed.
but the last one was real.

I've obviously lead a sheltered life having never been exposed to american world maps (until this cocking compo)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# This would sort out the problem of Dog shit

especially for the fuckers that KISS their mutts!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:10, archived)
# who goes round picking up the horse shit eh?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:11, archived)
# the dogs
There's a hierarchy
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ah!
it all starts to make sense now....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:13, archived)
# pffft
*cant help thinking of the weetabix i had this morning*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I hate it.
I grew up in the country (All this was fields!) and I am used to there being shit in the hedge etc. but the woman who walks her dog past my house and lets it shit where my kids play is going to get a kicking one of these days.

The warden stopped her and she paid the fine rather than pick up the shit.

I ask you.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Post it through her letter box
That usually works
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:13, archived)
# ^this^
sometimes it's the only way...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I'm going to leave an open nappy outside her front door with a note.
except that I have yet to follow her home.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Next time she walks past, go out and shit on her dog.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:20, archived)
# shit on her!
then wipe your arse with the dog!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Or just shoot her.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Shoot on her?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:25, archived)
# yeah why not....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:26, archived)
# with a gun!!!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:28, archived)
# not a rifle?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Don't you satrt.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:46, archived)
# in the face!!!!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ^This is the correct answer^

^^^^^^^
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Woman next door to my parents did that ...
only she got the wrong house and her husband
made her go and apologise !
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)
# o noes i'm blinded
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] United Kingdom of States
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:07, archived)
# woo to variations of american flags
cleverest thing i've seen all day
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:12, archived)
# .
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Chips.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:02, archived)
# glad to see
the KKK man is off to hang himself
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:02, archived)
# will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings? we'll have to wait and see
oh it's chips it's chips
it's gotta be chips, it's chips!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:03, archived)
#
it's gotta be We hope it's
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:05, archived)
# it's a foggy memory
but the tune is still there...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Que sera
sera
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:06, archived)
# and it will remain in my head now for quite some time....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:08, archived)
# chips.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Edward had found the flaw in Dr Parker's personal helicopter design.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hahha
I thought he had hung himself at first
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:59, archived)
# you're getting rather prolific
woo!

*clicks*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Count those Front Pages!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:01, archived)
# well there is only one front page
as it's impossible to have two....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I have none.
Because I am a cunt.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:22, archived)
# join the club!
:)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# ew placenta....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:06, archived)
# It was very tasty thank you.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:11, archived)
# It looks like it's getting faster, weird...
Edward has toilet paper coming out of his bum! rofl!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:00, archived)
# damn you newbie!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:00, archived)
# He needs a tail
rotor.

But if he could fart a constant flow of gas, this could be piped through 90 degrees and might do the trick.

At low speeds, advanced sphincter control could add maneouvrability to the design.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Or he could have two rotors, mounted one above the other,
rotating in opposite directions.

Edward has confessed to me that he is a big fan of the coaxial rotor and, indeed, Igor Sikorsky is his greatest hero.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:03, archived)
# that makes me
a little bit dizzy
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Python-errific sig,
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:22, archived)
# bullet-time bear
noice
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I like this
woo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Thank you sir.
From you, that is, well, just the same as coming from anyone else really, but thanks all the same!

*goes to ridicule your spelling above*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:20, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Did you mean "spacktard"?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:54, archived)
# that's where i went wrong!
ta
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Try this instead
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:00, archived)
# haha i think i could do this all day now..
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:03, archived)
# doofus
You must have safe search turned on
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I love getty search.
Whenever it asks you to clarify it -without fail- highlights the wrong option for you.

"You searched for 'cat'.
Did you mean:

[_] Domestic Feline
[X] Hospital Scanning Equipment "
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I got these postcards from some American friends
Click 'em to read 'em...





(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaaaaaa!
Woo!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Quite a read
but funny all the same

TJ: I noticed the Greasemonkey script going knackered when I turn the 'highlight' option on in my profile. Couldn't jump to my posts when highlighted.
That is all.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:55, archived)
# this is correct
I turned highlight off again cos I like the greasy monkey better
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha
jolly good old bean, I think that sums up the competition rather well, jolly good, I'm off for a cup of tea...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ace!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:59, archived)
# fantastic
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:00, archived)
# This is ace.
but far too close to the truth, those could be real cards!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Excellent Stuff!
I love the way that the postcards form all around the world were printed in Germany!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:03, archived)
# brillo!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:09, archived)
# vere funny
they are vere crazy people


woo
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
You are the lord of hummus!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Those are great!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:19, archived)
# clever and unique
big woo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:31, archived)

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