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# sploosh!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Rush of blood to
the stem
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Yay!
Groovy fruit!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# yay
makes me want a gin and tonic
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I really like this!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# yay
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# The infalable Google...haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)
# the way to a womans faj
is through her heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# /moral
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# pretty much
knife throught the heart and she'll do anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# burials a must cos you can't fuck dust
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# If you can be arsed to
dig that far down
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# nice handbag
and good 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# In fact
that search produces some pretty freaky results with SS off.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Nothing worse than with it on!.
Ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# EURO POP
europop
my site | rss
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# hahahahaha absolutely fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# this is brilliant
pretty much as good as it gets
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# yup
it's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# tis awsom indeed
*clicks again*
HOLY SHIT!

139 FPs!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:05, archived)
# can you do that?
and it accepts it?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# dunno
im drunk

therefore it can be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# hoo isnt teh drunks0rz!
Woo to drunk l337s!
haha, just joshnig!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# teh
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Cheers!
Clinks glass of wine!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuckin' A!

*click*
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Goodness :o
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# 'ning Jessie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# 'ning Miss!
I hope you be very, very well!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Arrr that I be
fortified with toast, I am ready to rule the world. Wanna join me? First I am going to abolish celery and marzipan and then if I have time, I will stop all wars and make everyone love each other using subtle suggestion and smacks in the gob.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I insist on a marzipan amnesty
celery, get rid of it!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Marzipan is dried up devil semen
100% of pure fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# mmm
but it tastes soo good with apricot jam, covering a dark fruit cake.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm
That sounds like a fine plan sir!

But I fear I may not quite the sir you are looking for since I do see an occasional place in the world for both celery and marzipan!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# *shrug*
no problem, I will put you in charge of the subtle suggestion department and I will deliver the smacks in the gob :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Deal!

...can we have Jaffas now? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I gave away all my goodies
apart from an Easter Egg. You can have that. It's only got a little bit nibbled out of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# YAY!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# :o
I dont have words to discribe how utterly Woo that is......unless you count Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Fucking
amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Hahaha
this is blood awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Top dollar!
Well, top Euro, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Holy shit!
 
Woo, and yay, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# gets my click
well done, very very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# that is astonishingly good
w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# fantastic
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:05, archived)
# rar!
das ist ein boogie
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Completely pointless..
superbly done..

An FP for sure!..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Best
Evar!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:08, archived)
# you approve, in fact
ace! and how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# im very well thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# cunt off!
oh, how are you too, mr or mrs oneofthebestb3tanamesever?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
# shit off you hairy dogs cock
as my mate loves to say to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)
# does he demonstrate?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:13, archived)
# *pouts*
/original
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)
# don't pout at me
I'll only surprise sex you somewhere late at night.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Make sure you bring your consent form
I wouldn't want you to get into trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)
# please
no more consent forms!
*slips in to coma quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)
# ...



Did you get her consent?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/5761484
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# You don't need one
for the comatose ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I'll use the RUU16 form as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)
# ahh
5000 posts indeed
*visits profile yet again*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# hahah, keep up dear
There have been another 5k since then
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)
# well
that would surely require another 'special' photo?
*fwaps in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)
# there most certainly was one
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Quite well, thank you!
How're you?
Got your fez back?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# no, fez gone, dammit
but otherwise quite good considering. Can I offer you a chip?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
# You certainly can.
*ketchupifies*

Sorry for your loss. There will be other fezzes...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)
# wooo
and all that comes with it!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:08, archived)
# heheheheheh
silly bleeder! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# that
am insanely good!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# well i think this beats Comma's pig plate
most woo =)
(just_steve, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I like this.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha !
class !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# oooh yeah!
he got the moves!

superb stuff pip. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# bloody hell !
thats some top shoppage right there
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Pop woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# My word!
Thats rather good.
Woo and Yay and Houplah and Panowie to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Oh wow.
What a great movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
# are you Gillian McKeith?
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Hell yeah.
Best thing I've seen for a while. You used to post far more frequently. I miss that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# YES
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:30, archived)
# This has got to be one of the best if not the best
chunks of animation I've seen on this site. Fantastic work on the dance!!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:19, archived)
# Woo!
Effing marvellous.

Ace, in other words.
(dungeoneer, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 4:26, archived)
# This is flipping awesome
You sir (or madam), totally rock.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 5:45, archived)
# that is SLICK
I know it's already FP'd, but i'm clikcing it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 7:17, archived)
# that
is possibly the bestest thing i have seen here!!
wows!
(whatsinaname, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 7:54, archived)
# Good lord!
Das ist Klass!
(Mazrim, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:08, archived)
#
that is fantabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
# that is
fucking ace. been a while since ive really laughed at something on the front page. top stuff!
(hazey, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)
# j00
r t3|-| r0x0r!1z1ZZ!

me like... lots!!
(Dr. Evil, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Wow!
That is damned well impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)
# that is fantabulous.
if only the rest of us could reach such dazzling potatoswapping heights.
(norumbegan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# utterly fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# That really is amazing
you need to post more often
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# AC€!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# christ on a bike, pippy
that`s friggin` class!

have some poorly-executed, spacky speed knife throwing as a reward

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:09, archived)
# That is one of the best ones on the board in quite a while
(and I have seen some very, very good ones lately).
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)
# This is so good on so many different levels.

woo^googleplex
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Great addition to a great front page
Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Many belated woos
Hey, I recognise that dancing - nice job.
(Bank o' Fengland, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Look what I did today.


I painted a pig on a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# not just any old pig either
A spreadeagled pig in a bow tie
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# shitting something green
and uncomprehendable
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# duggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# bechdan cath i fi
os gwelwch yn dda
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# almost...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:13, archived)
# everybody congratulate the 'special' kid
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# *tries to clap*
*misses*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hahahahaha splendid!

and top piggij
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# congratulations
special kid
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Look!
a local bus!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
# *pushes*


Giggles is teh funny!
*Spaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)
# That pig's got no bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:05, archived)
# O RLY!?
in that case, how does it ______
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Alaska?


woo to the piggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)
# it has rashers..
that'll do..

\sharpens cleaver
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I like this
it's rather loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:05, archived)
# woo!
this sort of thing is all the bests
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Babarrible~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Nelly the elephant
packed her trunk and said good bye to selafield
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# and grew 6 new trunks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# And then
took a picture of her self and enterd it in to the image compo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# hahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Magic!
Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# wow
I think it needs tuning
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# that's a lovely elephant
and a lovely peach
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# ooh thank you
take it home with you if you want. It doesn't eat much.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Nor do you
...but I'm still fat

There is no mercy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# you are not fat
repeat after me....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:08, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# silly Jessie is not fat
silly Jessie is very nice, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Well, I am
It's not necessarily derogatory

And I'm still sexy and stuff, so what does it matter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# damn right
but you also aren't fat.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Argh!
Was looking on Google Maps, and found this near Fort William (Scotland):

Image hosting by Photobucket

Tis Hitler f'sure!
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# looks more like
Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Crikey.
Thats quite creepy. Nice find.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# No, he didn't die
...he grew to massive proportions...that's why we couldn't find him :|
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Aaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# *strokes hair*
Shh, s'alright
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Enjoy my hair while it lasts.
I may have to lose it for my job interview later this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# You should ebay it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# My flange!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# JUGS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Shag!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)
# indeed
brought tears of mirth, both the finished product and the outtakes. Oh yes, who is the JUGS lady?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Says who in the youtube comments.
Or you wondering how we found a woman willing to do that for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# can i play with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:13, archived)
# It's clearly Jesus!
Sell it on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# I wonder...
Trying to sell a large chunk of the Highlands on eBay might just work...
(budward - dunked in unicorn spit, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Silly uphilldownhill Google Maps is not Simon Wiesenthal
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Its a
Alien goverment coverup conspiricy of the crying virgin Mary miricle jeasus hitler future past sign!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:58, archived)
# haha
how long did that take to find?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Ages
If he set out to look for hitler and started in australia
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
good answer
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# I was actually looking for the downhill track
from the top station of the Gondolas, when I spotted it.

I have beans down my front now.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Look: I made something.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# an lo it was reet grand
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Are you drunk miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Miss?
Thou art teh girls0rz?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)
# drunk or not...
Google for 'Chantelle'..
(even WITH the safe filter on, it's an eyeopener!)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Pffft!
static.flickr.com/18/24053332_03813e1ab1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha great minds and C Cups think alike darlin'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Well I'm a D
...but I'm sure the principle is similar
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# !

sleepover?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# *picks prime spot in nearby tree*
Goddamn it i MUST stop posting my evil plans on da messageboad!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# graphic!..see, I warned you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# *googles*
hehehe, cool
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# perve!
static.flickr.com/18/24053332_03813e1ab1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# www teh ducklings
Are mugging the poor kitten!

Nooooos0rz!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# theres something different about you, can't put my finger on it.
new watch ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Bingo!!
I finally succumb to all the spam email and boy am I glad I did. It's beautiful and works like a char...... wait a minute... it's stopped! fuck!!

Cheap ass bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# silly girl !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# I'm going to write a stern letter of complaint
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# wow..from "could well be very good looking" to
"urrrg"...welldone.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# take it back or i'll rip your hair our and spit at you....LIKE A REAL WOMAN !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# fight ya on the dance floor on sat night~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# *takes pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Maybe also something about the change of gender?
It too me ages to spot that one ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:58, archived)
# *bows respectfully*
[insert cheesy 'Friends' line]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# *would*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
# drunk on love!


'giz a kiss
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# *takes pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# *steals pictures*


*shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# *beats with a pound of sausages*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# im drunk on JD
but im eating as well, so its kay
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# *giz*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Thats super.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# ooh
nice stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I particularly like
'razzle' being on that list
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I don't know if its still published
but when I was 17/18 it was like porn for chavs, even the paper was cheap.

Very poor absorbency.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Not bad for a cheap wank
I used to sneak upstairs into my neighbours flat and borrow his Fiestas and Razzles when he went away to his mum's. If he didn't want me to do it then he shouldn't have told me how to jimmy the door openn.

Someone else's collection is always far more exciting than your own...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# peace in our kitchens
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# hahahah!
aww legend! teh fluffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:47, archived)
# hehe
iconic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who the fuck is that and what the fuck does it say on the paper?



Don't bother, i'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Did anybody miss Glenbo's address?
www.b3ta.com/board/5761223

It disappeared for some reason
(Snow Joke, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# *sends anthrax*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# *sends bum*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Congratulations, you're a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# I thought that
was compulsory?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Only on tuesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I thought it was days
with a 'y' in their names
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# It should be
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Bloody parents.
They never let you have an interesting pet when you're growing up
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# I had a chicken, it was aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
He looks like a friendly chap.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# yay
!!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# i had a giant head once
*sigh, memories

Then teh swelling went down and i could use it again
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# then parexel
gave you lots of compensation?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Just so you know
It wasnt my real address, little bits of it were real, but not enough.
Still, you all scared me, so it's gone.
Woo yay btw
(glenbo, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# us?
scary?
We're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# *sends anthrax anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Some poor twat in israel is
gonna declare war on your ass now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# what did Benny's Love Child do to Israel?

Silly Julius, Benny is not Sharon
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# pfft!!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# noo, not mr bennY!
M3essential is the war declared on person!
For sending soap powder to killable persons!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# hehe... my parents were cool..
I kept and visted a similar species in our shed for years.. or was that my weird uncle?..

I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# that's proper scary
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# on a much, much, lower tone
ATM
Can you guess what it is yet?
note to self: work on my text shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:31, archived)
# I want to withdraw £100
Computer says "Kiss my Ass"
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# automated telling latrine?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Two Trash Bins!!!???


Two!!! What fucking downright decadence!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# yeah, you ignore the
springy bum hole and notice the bins!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# That's how the fucker hit me, I was looking at the bins
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Incidentally,
how many people go to the ATM without trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Point
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# I always wear
my rubber kilt and suspenders
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Wouldnt that chaff something
chronic? Surely getting a spring-loaded ass cannonfired at you would cause irritaion?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Bikini, it's in Benidorm

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# yeah, i heard tehy do get kinda distracting
But why were you at a consumer wank machine, anywho?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# it's a rough cut
for teh compo
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# ass point ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# getting warmer!
the clue is in the title, ATM....
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha ASL? LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# 53, m, edinburgh


EDIT: im joking
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Ares to Mouth!
Aww b3tan by total biscuit

ballz
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Liar! ASBO's have not been around that long

now get on MSN and send me naked pics
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# *stares blanbkly*
fwugah?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# QOTW

really, must I explain every vague reference to you people?

Now hurry up, I'm getting cold with no knickers on
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# [Shudders]
smithers, go do something spork related

EDIT: good point, i understand now. Silly meee. well whatever it was they got expelled.
I assumed it was an ASBO cuz now im a bigger boi
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Arse Thumping Machine
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# OI! Bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha
made me schnarf
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# it's not that difficult!
Bear in mind it's a possible failed sex toy,

Type it into urbandictionary or the like...
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Anything...
to do with this post?

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Fezzett This post may contain elements of sarcasm, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# It's not...
but I can see the similarity
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# bums away
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Swooshy!
I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# I liked it too
...but you didn't think to thank me did you?

NO. Jessie's just not good enough for thanking apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Don't feel bad
I'm just super :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# you have to tell me for me to know
you sexy beast you. 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Ah


'ning fez-master, any news on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# nope
I shall have to re-invest, I think. Shame, that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Is that GMOS
i can see far-left mid?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# nope
the whole thing is a curry. And a finger... well, fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# That's a strong curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# this curry
www.b3ta.com/board/5761070
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# purply explodyness
woo (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# it was
ceeb's girlfriend's dinner, see below...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# cool
in a migrainy sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# it's meant to be mellow
but then green chillies were involved in the sauce pic...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen something like that before
growing in an old mug of cup-a-soup in a flat I used to share in uni

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# doesn't sound too unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# was slightly more evolved than one of my flatmates
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Ooooooh!
Thats lovely. Kind of floral, but spacey, but very ooooh.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# raaaawr >:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Wow
Who's the source?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:27, archived)
# it's that Kilroy thing, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# KILLroy
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# kilroy
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2004/10/28/nukip28.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Unshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Kilroy Silk
Methinks?
(Vega31, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# A mild improvement
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Eep!
I am off to bed in a mo and will need to see somthing fluffy now!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# night pot :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# you make me smile!

I'd like to sit down and have a pint with you.


and slip some royphenol in it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# oooh er!

surprise sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# yay domo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# robert kilroy snake ?
(:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Jesus christ.,
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# arrrrrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Cyber porn


This one looked better in my head as well.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Schizophrenia


'Bi-Polar' - For Archie, who says he will sponsor me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# This reminds me of an engineer I used to work with..
he wasn't so much 'gay' as just 'not fussy' :S
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:25, archived)
# He's gone to bed Manley
But I'll leave a note for him, next to the coffee pot.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Cyber Sex


Didn't come out as good as I thought but have a free emoticon on me.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Woo!
*adds*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# why is the woman black and the guy orange ?
WHY MSN WHY ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# ^this!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# me or msn ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Set my oranges free!

Halleluyah, brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Free Ukraine!~
Go Yushchenko!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Maybe it's supposed to be...
David Dickenson on the left
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Kilroy and Trisha?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha. I HOPE SO !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Because most of Microsoft staff are black?
Most are indian believe it or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# ?
really?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# mmm
non-stationary hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# oh noes
it's swoopyteim

site
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:00, archived)
# wow
so beautiful I want to rape it to death
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Beauty
doesn't make me think of rape

...but maybe I'm just weird
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# or mildly deranged
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# That's fantastic!
I wish I could do stuff like that
edit: That's my new wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:01, archived)
# yay, ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
#
^ also my wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Shame
its not wallpaper size
/hint
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# sorry ):
i do have some wallpaper sized things though (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Now that is just wonderful
Woo, Yay, Hoopla, Panowie! Top tattying! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Panowie ? not heard that word before.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Panowie doesn't get used
very often. It is the highest of praise.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# It's Polish for "gentlemen"
 
according to repcak, who introduced it to the board.

www.b3ta.com/board/518237
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# and poligen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:31, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure..
 
whether that's Slovak, Serbo-Croatian, or what.

Kasto, krut!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# whatever it means
b3ta.com comes up 7th if you google it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Panowie is a word reserved for the finest of work
a word beyond woo yay and houpla in terms of significance
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Its liek Darth Vader, the best at everything
, and rarely used for minor jobs

EDIT: or so ive heard
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I want one.
NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# feeds it hobnobs :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Cor
That is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# fucking great
!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# that's lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Woo!
Gotta love white canines with wings



EDIT: yours is MUCH better! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:07, archived)
# aaaww. thats just too fucking adorable.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# aw
he is cuddly (:
edit: white canines with wings you say (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# aww
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# fantabadozeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# jeepers
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Fuck me!
That is seriously woo. Awesome! Some serious Photoshopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:16, archived)
# The Phallic Fruit & Veg Four
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Start their world tour in Baghdad with a bang
(Phukit, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:54, archived)
# did i see this earlier?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Fanjy fanjy fanj
ay up bruv
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:56, archived)
# bar weet grah nah weet
ninibom
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Bah weep grana weep mini baum?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# bah weep grana weep nini baum!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Bar weep grannar weep mini baum!!
Bar weep grannar weep mini baum!!

Woo! time to reciprocate!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# no sorry
just found a great background pic and had to use the veggies again
(Phukit, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Silly twats, vegetables
are not useless instruments!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:56, archived)
# although vegtables make a lovely choir
apparently
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# *blows turnip*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# careful!
you'll start rumours!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Sorry, sorry
*blows lettuce*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# possibly
worse...
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
# good guy..good guy..good guy....wank!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Are those
those playable carrots?

if so, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
#
www.gemueseorchester.org/anfang_e.htm
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:59, archived)
# my Girlfriend had the ideal meal to go with that wind powered vibrator
(ceebs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5761061

Edit: and there's no "p" in hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# uh huh
One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere.
Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....
which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................

now where was I........

oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt,
which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those white ones,
you could only get those big yellow ones..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:46, archived)
# haha
nice one, Abe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:48, archived)
#
You want this

Please delete your message now. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Please don't send him over to us.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# hey your the guy who dont like me
since when do you visit us?
hah, just joshing
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Most of /talk dislikes you
as you were being a twunt. I'm visiting because I fancied a change of scenery.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# it's not actually illegal on the main board
just generally unwelcome
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Do you
feel a bit silly now ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:51, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Wow....
I personally never try to eat anything that looks likes it passed through at least three people already....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Vegetable Biriani
the veg of choice is sprouts
(ceebs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Sprout Curry ?
Why the Fucking Fuck would anyone want to inflict that on their digestive system ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:54, archived)
# well it's one take away
that will never recieve my custom again
(ceebs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:55, archived)
# A sprout biryani?
are you MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Doesn't look terribly appetising does it ?
Celery Curry ?
/Edit: Sprouts ? That's just wrong !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
well said!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Go away.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:51, archived)

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