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# had to be done

Plus it's not an Irwin post!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Not on our time
(Halcyonelle European Middleweight Champion Lurker, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Isn't tea an antioxidant?
Thus causing non-wrinkly-type-goodness?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Aye
But they'd tell you anything.
(Halcyonelle European Middleweight Champion Lurker, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:58, archived)
# It's true. Look what a clever doctor said
here.

Thanks for that Dr Geoff Isbister. I'd say it was EXACTLY like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)
# you're talking botox!
afternoon cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Arrrrrfternoon
Me hearty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:04, archived)
# it's pure goodness
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I never got the big deal about tea
Give me hot chocolate anyday!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:49, archived)
# But...
..you're English? *splutter*

Tea *is* England! You are compelled to love it BY LAW.

Have you not seen The Neville's guide to tea and coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# I drink neither tea nor coffee
at least not in a 'hot' capacity
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Argh!
What is the world comming to!

(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Error 404!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I drink it hot OR cold.
What do you think about that then?

They don't call me Dangerman Kerry for nothing!*



*for nothing
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Historically,
people that admitted to such treason were deported to Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Where I come from that's fighting talk!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# where you come from
saying "hello" is fighting talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:53, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)
# by the way ..
I do appologise if you consider what I said to be in any way indicative of me aching for a rumble ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)
# No apology required.
In fact, it made me laugh - I do know some places like that, but I'm happy to say I don't live in them...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)
# bend over...

..this is going to be painfull..
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *gets out camcorder*
*fwaps descretely*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:57, archived)
# FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Tea is far superior to hot chocolate.
You are mistaken.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)
# *drinks 4th cup of afternoon*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# drink tea instead, trying to get a whole afternoon in a cup, let alone 4 times in one day, is just plain crazy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I laughed too hard at this
my ear fell off
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Do you want a cup of tea?


Now you have to say "No thanks, I've got one ear"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)
# No thanks
My ear fell off
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)
# thats a dreadful joke...
but I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# *Puts some spreadsheets, some calls obs and a piece of paper saying 'DON'T FUCKING CARE' in a cup*
My afternoon.

I'm sure I could do that 4 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)
# and Happy Monday to you too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Its shocking
the "old" lady in the pic is none other than TUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Ok, that's enough.
Stop posting stuff I can't reverse =)



(I'm not stalking you, by the way - I just keep happening on your posts. I'll stop now)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I'm a prolific poster
And besides:

In Russia, posts happen on you =P
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Pearoast
Loved this, it's what TGA did of me a while ago. I just realised my b3taday was ages ago :(

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:43, archived)
# lovely
is it your own.. oh.

In an exist.. oh.

Huzzzahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# huzzah! and belated Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# and don't forget his plagiarism of my lines pic
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# you GAVE it to me
/and the lines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# well yes
er


Don't forget..

oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)
# are you a mass murderer?
or do you just get about a lot?

EDIT
How rude of me, happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# bitta both
I'm actually on b3ta from HM Prison =)
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# nice
does make you a bit of a failure tho .. being caught and all. Unless you'd completed your skull mountain or tribute to satan depending on the particular cause you believed in while "assasinating" all those people.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
But I get lots of lesbo love in prison!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:51, archived)
# is that so?
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *unsurprised*
on this board.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I do hope people know it's a joke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Surely people don't lie on the internet?
hey I'm in middlesbrough :o)
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Poor you, where abouts?
I live smack in the centre of the paki estate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:58, archived)
# well actually I live in stokesley.
but I work in town and used to work at the uni.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:02, archived)
# happy belated b3taday
*waits for cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# *gives cake*
*gives special icing later*
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:49, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# not in the
special icing I hope. It took her ages to make that!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# another picture of my biro eating friend
this *proves* he exists
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:41, archived)
# good eating on one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# COCKMONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Oh. I can tell from this angle
that it is George Bush. That's another mystery solved by me and my pet carp.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Grand!
what is it? is it a shaved mole?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:43, archived)
# It really is looking like a cock that has decided to evolve independently of humans to me :/

/fear
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# i think it may be a pokemon
can't remember the name of it tho.
[edit] Drowsee
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# FLACIDCOCKOSAUR
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# well I was flicking channels
and I heard one say "Vulvasaur" ... I thought it was a kids show!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
#
flicking channels looking for porn
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# not quite ...
I know where the porn channels are, and so don't have to look very far!

If you're going to be a pervert ... do it properly!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
did it look like a walking genital wart?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)
# strangely ... yes
*starts to think this may not have been pokemon, but some sick channel watched by 4dam*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)
# *Doesn't want to dissapoint, but*
It's Bulbasaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:19, archived)
# A species that was wiped out
due to its poor ability to reproduce
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# it's too small to be a cock
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# and can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# gently at first then with ever increasing velocity
until it's sick.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i want one!
it looks ace. where can i find one?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *tickles under the chin*
he's a cutie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *watches cockmonster grow*
Watch out for him spitting at you!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
I need to know if I should fight it, eat it, run away from it or something else.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# if you can't eat it
shag it
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# I pity the man that can
shag that without splitting it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# kill it now
while you still can.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Actually it kinda looks like
Renee Zelwiegher or however you spell her last name.
(AdamJ Just another pom, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Bagpuss!
I'm sure there was a story about one of these on Bagpuss - what was it's name???
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:26, archived)
# It was a fucking haggis
and it killed Steve Irwin with its chanter-like cock.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:45, archived)
# the mighty wooooooooosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:38, archived)
# that's no mo.. oh, wait
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I would post my lovely kitty jetpack gif again.
But I just broke both my arms sneezing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Yay!
To the skies!

ancient pea
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I don't know what the piss is going on here
But woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:40, archived)
# it's quite obviously a,
erm,
oh,
er....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# have a justbackfromsummerholiday woo!

*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:43, archived)
# yay!!!
i mean..... *glares*

did monkey have a nice time?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:49, archived)
# i'll have what you've been smoking
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha, I loik tha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# i really like his expression!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# he looks scared!
very nice moon though! and a boosh reference all in one perfect post ;)

*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
# cor
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
# yaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Braaaaiiins
And there's no stingrays.

A friend tried to avoid my camera - she gave the ideal material for this.
These two are getting wed v.soon - any suggestions on how to reuse the image?

bigger



- edit - optimised now
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Friend?
You've been using your cameraphone surreptiously with the click noise disabled, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Never!
above the table...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:38, archived)
# doesn't that
imply you photo your mates crotches?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Why
Dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
# yes,
but I wouldn't admit it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)
# ooh
disabled click noise?

how do you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Well...
1) Open up phone with hammer
2) Prise off speaker with dirty, over-long, chipped fingernails
3) Place speaker in mouth and chew whilst screaming "Kazbath the demon is coming and wants to do mine ironing!"
4)..
5) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Needs more stingrays
lolol
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:37, archived)
# do that!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:38, archived)
# print it out on toilet paper and give it to them as a wedding gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
Like! ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:41, archived)
# yes, reuse it better optimised please, and put steve irwin and a stingray in there for untold comedic effect
/although much woo to you for something original! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I accept
slap wrist for size...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# only if you'll accept a woo for originality
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# and
ta for the woo..
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# NSFW!
Goatse. The staple of many a tired thread. And as if that gaping tunnel werent hypnotic enough, I give you:

The Love Tunnel

Give it to me baby.. uh-huh uh-huh

I blame it on tutorials.

(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:34, archived)
# You say NSFW,
but the fact is, my company employs somebody to do this in the foyer.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:35, archived)
# it's 4dam
and me, on rotation.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha
My chum got a call back for a second interview. i warned her about you though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:38, archived)
# oh ah?
The only person I really know up there is Caird. I'll ask him about her.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:40, archived)
# That's a stupid name
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Did I name him?
you bag of senseless testicles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:49, archived)
# You work for Hoover
AIKMFP.
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:36, archived)
# AAARGH!
Didnt see the NSFW!!!!!!

or goatse for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Links?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:36, archived)
# It must warp you
staring at an image like that while you animate it?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Well, it certainly can have a deleterious effect on...
Uhh... what was the question again?
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Lovely.
Just when I was having a cuppa and biccie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Was it a Jammie Dodger?
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:02, archived)
# no.
it was a bakewell muffin. Not funny, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:03, archived)
# although...
there is a packet of fox's party rings on the desk behind me, which would have had a better comedy value.

Ah well, better luck next time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Still new to photoshop
so its crap, but this kinda "just happened" as some pictures do.

F-knows why Yoshi appears in it! lol



Im a n00b, how do i "optimise it" so its smaller file size, but still good quality?
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Its under the 50k limit so no worries.
Although i think there is an optimise button lurking somewhere there.

Neat pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:34, archived)
# My last message was 12 miles down south
Hullo (tom's ex here)
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:38, archived)
# hey
Tom's (who ever Tom is) ex. How are you?
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# GAZ! IM ME!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Resize to a 1x1
indexed 2-bit gif.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Ok thankyou...
...for the help
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:36, archived)
# file menu
There should be an option 'save for web'. Use that and select 'Jpeg High' from the menu, then click save and do as normal. Save for Web strips all teh crap data from the file, and the compression is set to about 60% by default I think; anyway that's fine and doesn't crap up the picture too much. Save your master copy as a PSD file though so you can go back and edit it later it you need to.
(AdamJ Just another pom, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Ahh ok
thanks for the help too :D
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:40, archived)
# wtf!
all i see is a sudden blurt of information on how to optimise. pfft to filesize, look at the picture. i think its bloomin' magic matey.
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:41, archived)
# i am liking teh yoshi
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:43, archived)
# I wonder what's in the thing? Let's open it and find out.

Why, it's Boris Yeltsin, the master of surprise. Boris Yeltsin is in the thing.
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:30, archived)
# In the Think?
I'm sure you'll ninja edit before I've finished typing to make me look stupid

*edit* yep - you did

have a woo! anyway

Is dtf officially dead?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:31, archived)
# the think?
what are you yabbering on about?

DtF isn't dead, it's just that since I've come back from holiday I've been too lazy and busy at work to do any research.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:33, archived)
# DtF is researched!??!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Of course it's researched.
I have to go to the library to do some fact finding. You can't make stuff like that up, every fact about Dave the Hat is 100% true.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Where is DTH BTW?
?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)
# holidays
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:17, archived)
# *spang*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*

I think they should bring back the hitman and her, and have boris yeltsin as the dancer guy instead of wiggy clive
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Pffffffft, the cheeky diplomat!
I miss Tunnocks though. :(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:35, archived)
# the vodkanator!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:36, archived)
# woo!
that reminds me of that scene in Goodfellas

"Don't deliver anymore of these fucking letters to his house, or you go in the fucking oven with Boris Yeltsin"

Errr...
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:37, archived)
# haha!
more yeltsin, i say.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)
# i found this little fellow stealing all my bic biros
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:28, archived)
# good eating on one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:28, archived)
# COCKMONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# eeeeep
what the jesus fucking mary is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# incest
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# FUCKING CRIKEY
Why has it got a gasmask? :(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# steve?
steve, have you come back to us?

don't go into the light.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:30, archived)
# stingray with a torch
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# are you my
mummy?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I did wonder what
the offspring of ET and a moomin would look like


So how was the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# SHIT!
KILLIT!

Does it make a noise like "Slrchmell... schrlmmelll... schrrmmllelll... schemlelll..." as it crawls softly
over your hand with tiny paws that feel like minuature felt matches drawn silently across velvet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# in the dark of my sleeping mind under the gibbous moon?
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:31, archived)
# COOKING FRIKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I will not sleep tonight
because of that.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Does it live *in* the human body?
Do I have one? Do you? We must be told these things.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Braw!
that's flimming nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# mummy
make the mini uncooked roast chicken monster go away
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# yay!
Fred Colon says Oi you get back to slacking!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:35, archived)
# alright guv'nor
*lurks in doorway smoking a rollup*
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Careful now, it looks like a skinhead land-ray
deadly cute
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:35, archived)
# teh eyes!
The eyes just look... evil. Microwave it.
(AdamJ Just another pom, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:40, archived)
# ha ha!
i wonder what a fully grown one looks like

:) much wooing of your skills good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ta.
easy really. just find a little groin monster and take a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# WHADDYA MEAN YOU'VE SOLD OUT?!?


Please do not ask for an explaination. I have none.
(Plastic Goldfish, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
Hurrah for meatwheels
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# noon!
I missed the original meatwheels bandwagon

I'm so glad
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:31, archived)
# So did I
But meatwheels amuses me greatly

and 'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:34, archived)
#
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:30, archived)
# ???

Click for en-biggering
(AdamJ Just another pom, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)
# lol-lypops
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Good afternoon!
How are you? Still feeling all teh ill?

Don't forget - you need to send me some of your music...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:25, archived)
# In russia
Ill feels you

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:26, archived)
# meh, i have flu now.
i'm sweating and shaking at work. and it's not because the pubs aren't open yet. :)

yeah i'll sling you some as soon as i locate the entrance to the secret chamber. (Or, like, next week.)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Nice one.
Is it emailable or do you need my real world* address?



*real bright and scary
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Strange...
I was feeling like that earlier...
Two pints later I'm fine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:28, archived)
# TEEHEE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Hold on. Something wrong here.
No stingray puns. No Brum bash self-accolade?

Take this off the board NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hey, hey hey
tsk tsk :|

EDIT: I can't help it if my bashes are so good that people talk about them for days.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)
# we're always talking about your bashes
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:20, archived)
# that's because I bash so regularly
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:20, archived)
# and so well :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:21, archived)
# well ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:22, archived)
# FANJITA'S IMPERIAL BASHES FTW!!!111
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)
# you've thrown one on my birthday you fucker
should I come?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:26, archived)
# No!
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/5110#post5111
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:31, archived)
# it's the day OF my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:33, archived)
# it's my birthday on the 20th
yeah come along mate, of course
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# aah, Rik's not going
I'll have to bum you instead.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Arm-licking wasn't what I expected
I was hoping for a full on snog like you promised!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)
# ah, that was if 4dam was coming
the arm-lickee is mr phlegm, a lurker and old collegue of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# 'elloes you
how was your head yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:20, archived)
# YOU!
*hugs hard*

You wandered off without ne'er a goodbye and I looked all over for you because you were a bit drunk, and I was worried wanted to laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Sorrys...
someone shoved me in a taxi...
then taxi driver got lost so ended up wandering around for about an hour.
found me hotel in the end though :)

Edit: *Big Huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Oi, easy!



I haven't self-accoladed myself once today!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# You really should try it.



It relieves the tension.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:20, archived)
# last time I tried it
I ended up in casualty :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Afternoon sir!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:26, archived)
# And you sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Aqua-marina that bitch
It's been on TV non-stop over here in Oz - kind of sick of it now, should leave the poor guy alone. (although I did have a chuckle at the pics here earlier *guilt*)

I'm a proud-brummie btw, just... relocated to Sydney. I live by the beach.
(AdamJ Just another pom, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:19, archived)
# It's your 9/11
100% of FACT.

Next week: War on Terrahawks. Wait, I mean Stingrays. Word.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:22, archived)
# 'your 9/11'
that really made me laugh much more than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha!
*doffs cap* :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:28, archived)
# me too

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Hello Sir
Where have you been!

and welcome back

and if you haven't been away -have you seen my mind lying about anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Pfft, nobody at the ace Brum bash would've said that.
C'mon, embrace the sunshine! Let a little ray into your heart!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:20, archived)
# stingray?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Mr Horrible gets a sticker.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:23, archived)
# does it have Steve Irwin on it?
giving a thumbs up?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)
# You actually do rule
It's official or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Oh, come on!
At least it's not real post Sunday or someshit?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Raping Penguins Sunday I thought?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:21, archived)
# You mean there's a set day for penguin rape now?
Fuck!

*puts penguin back in the drawer*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)
# That'll learn me.
Mine own rant against endless Brumbash discussion turned into a Brumbash discussion thread.

To counter this trend I shall make it law that every other post has to be by The Neville.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I hold good bashes
If I do one again, it's the law that The Neville has to come.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:32, archived)
# How rare!
Hahaha! It looks like they're chasing him with spears.

Memes are better than bandwagons.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# kittin star wars!!!!
*fwaps like theres no episode 7*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# so...
did you shoot first or Greedo?


/Star Wars wanking game
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Star Wars wanking game?
I have teh fear.

Thinks Star Wars is over-rated
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:23, archived)
# i shot first.
but Boba came in with his huge cannon
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:23, archived)
# did the rancor swallow boba?
or spit
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:28, archived)
# pfft!
dont give me sexy connotations to star wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:43, archived)
# you have teh problems
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:43, archived)
# "Every time you watch star wars...
A kitten masturbates"
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# In that case
I have never caused a kitten to masturbate

Well not by watching star wars anyway......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I love you
for you have done something new and with effort
and brought a smile to my otherwise australian themed day
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT REAL!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# .
Quiet number 6!
(AdamJ Just another pom, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:26, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Me likey :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Excellent
what this stingray thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# KILL IT!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Fear?
bleeding petrified, me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:18, archived)
# NSFA!!!!!
what the shuddering noonies is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# pffffft. this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)
# GAARRGH...
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# sweet shuddering fuck
kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# bloody nora
*looks away*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)
# That is
scarily realistic, so, WELL DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Feck me
Thats just not right
(I helped save b3ta! Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# ARrrrrrrrrrrg
Bobs! What do you think you're doing, my day was bad enough already!!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# *huggles*
tomorrow is Tuesday, it's always better on Tuesday... wait... erm, maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# have things
been worsening since the Ribena incident?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# yes!
I walked into a door. (after tripping over my trousers)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:29, archived)
# *feels your pain*
Were the trousers similarly drenched in purple based soft drink product, thereby making them trippy and a workplace hazard?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:33, archived)
# no thank god it was safe on its coaster on my desk.
I do this on a daily basis (trip over my trousers) just today I was inconveniently located next to a door :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Gah!
*fetches spade*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# *felches spade*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# It was only a matter of time
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:18, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE: Latest Anne Robinson age reduction surgery a success...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# is that what u'd call it?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:19, archived)
# hehe.
Nice one, but not ginger enough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Can't be her,
it's smiling. Anne Robinson's skin has been stretched so much, if she smiles it looks like she's got a hairy chest...or summit like that :¬)

Badum, tish!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Sweet mother of god!
that fears me :(

nicely done though Mr Bs
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:18, archived)
# SEXEH
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:26, archived)
# mofaha about?
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
i made this june 29.
it's a card. (bottom half is the front, top half is the upside down back. inside is a different document.)
i later crudely colored the end with green marker once i printed it out. it looked awesome on paper.
i'll explain it if need be.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:09, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:09, archived)
# 'ello you rotter.
how goes it? and when, precisely, did you sneak off on Saturday? I was well confused. :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I have no fucking idea!
I was very drunk by that time.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I tried to 'dance' with the Doctor,
but my legs had turned into fucking cider. :(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I'm sorry I scared you off
It was your gig, you could have just sent me off home without any supper
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
I remain oblivious :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# PFFFT
I'll tell the papers to hold the front page!

'GREY KID CONFUSED!'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Who are you?
*eats shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *demands ID*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:19, archived)
# *coughs up guts laughing*
And take those sunglasses off to Michael
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:57, archived)
# *coughs up guts laughing*
and take off those sunglasses too Michael!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:58, archived)
# It's a saucepan
Spoon?
Magnifying Glass?
Vaginal Inspection Device?
Bell End Inspection Device?
One of those little chinese toys that you wiggle and go boom boom boom, but with the bits of string and balls missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# And the explanation is...?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# it's a lollypop.
until i got dreadlocks my girlfriend insisted my hair smelled of candy.
now it smells like shit.
but the card was for her birthday.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Oooookay...
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:23, archived)
# kasto!
krut! krut!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:25, archived)
# are you eight?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha i wish.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# OH NO!!!!11one11
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)
# i did not see that coming and i laughed so hard a bit of wee came out
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)
# why does
that look very sarcastic to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:09, archived)
# saying nothing :)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# SOAP and SI?
My final posting on this wandbagon!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Yeah, right
you'll be back, and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Quick! someone stick peppers on here
with a big CDC which is spunking t3h quo out of its japseye! while the fear and dick beattie fight over brian blessed's hand in marriage
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I said you would be back
<smug>
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hmm
smug /nob
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:25, archived)
# R.I.P B3ta
Passed away 4th September 2006

Beloved site of slackers everywhere

Died of natural bandwagonning
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Pffffffft
Surely this kind of nonsense can save it? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:10, archived)
# nice style
both of you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# that saves the day!
excellent pic!

You both look like something Tim Burton forgot to direct...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahah!
Edward Spazzorhands?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Donnie Darko!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# that's like a
defibrulating image ... wow ... it's alive ... alive!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# its chris moyles
but who's knee is he sitting on :/
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)
# it's Doctor When
and Grey Kid.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# is there an accompanying comic
*edit* ps....sheeeeeesssss puuuuurdy :)'
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)
# what have I become?
even I'm getting irked by a bandwagon. It's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:10, archived)
# go and burn your neck in France in protest!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha
then I'd be on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# is she saying "lol"
because she thinks it's funny that he's the guy who just died by being killed by a sting ray?

what a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I know
:O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# bandwaggons mated
and spawned this EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# O.F.F.S!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# R.O.F.L.Z
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:09, archived)
# W.T.F.A.Y.B.O.A?!???!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# W.W.I.T.S.O.T.P.......W.W.I.T.S.O.T.B
woop woop... its the sound of the police

woop woop its the sound of the beast
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.F.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)
# G.I.P.T.W.D.T.Q.S.G.
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I really hate it
when people put 'lol' in their pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Sometimes
they try to write it backwards to fool us. But I can see through their tricks! They'll not beat me!

Ha ha aha haha ahaha! LOL!!11!!

Snortychuckles!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# OMFG putting LOL in UR pix
iz UB3R 1337. STFU L4m3R N()()B5
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# shes really saying
"I DONT WEAR DEODORANT!"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# *sigh on a board*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Guess The Film Contest
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Quick and filthy.
Huzzah! Finally have potatoshop again!
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Scarface
next

or was it "Steve Irwin: Crocodile Hunter"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# aaah, it's a scarf.
I was trying to think of film titles with LiLo in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# LiLo and Stitch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# milLILOion dollar baby
nearly
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Miss SmilLiLoa's Feeling for Snow?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Scarface is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Ace of Scarves?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# deck of cards on a plane
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Scarves on a plane
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# diamonds are not forever
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Guessthatfilm.jpg
and a baby
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ?
?eh?
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Nah, your all wrong.
Oh no... wait....
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:03, archived)
#
my Ace Blue Ribbon?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:03, archived)
# the new smoo show, the movie
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Four magnets and a magnet
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:05, archived)
# aces on a plane
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Lets not start that again!


oh go on then
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:10, archived)
# hope you dont mind
I added more black and white to each side and this has been my wallpapier for many a week
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Troy MacClure takes on the three headed ScarfMonster
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Woohoo! Puzzle 500!

Don't type the answer, click to see if you know it! (The answer can be revealed after you've seen the three clues.)

Thanks to everyone who has added a picture so far, and of course please continue to add your pictures! Most of the obvious films have been done (if you're logged in then you can see the list here) but that doesn't mean that you can't do a scene from that film, and there are still plenty out there that haven't been drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Steve Irwin being Raped By a Rhino While Rutting a Deformed Otter?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Yay!
Pole-Vault Ninjas III!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Er...
Yes. How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I bought the box set at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Woohoo!

and a very good one it is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:03, archived)
# matrix
:)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I know! I know!
But I won't say. Damn foreigners!
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Pesky blighters, aren't they?
On the DVD, there's the crap English dub in Dolby 5.1 (Ey oop lad, that be a wolf, ah reckun), then the lovely French orginal soundtrack only in 2 channel. Silly people.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Dick Turpin: The Kung Fu Years
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# not far off
atchoo-ally
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Arf! Somebody please make this!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I Loved
this film
(Sir Magaski, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] so true
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# it's ok hon
he wasn't talking to you.

You wont get on the front page because you are mostly naked.

Don't ever change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I'VE NEVER HAD A FRONT PAGE
AND I'M NOT FUCKING BITTER YOU UTTER BUNCH OF CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# So true.
but there's still no need to get that personal.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# He's had 20
i don't think it's personal
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:06, archived)
# It were easier back then lad
T'clique were smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I'm in a clique!
With myself!
/Wishes he had friends
/emo
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)
# They're
over-rated...






...but my my willie wept gooey tears when I got my first one ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Another for the bandwagon before the wheels fall off...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)
# the wheels fell off LONG ago....
it's now just limping to a halt
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# right outside the wagon repair shop
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Oh god no.
Lets hope it's a writeoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# fortunately, the wagon is too old
and nobody makes the parts for it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:17, archived)
# If enough of us click on Steve Irwin's DVD on Amazon
...and then search for and click on the Stingray boxed sets, we should get it in the "people who viewed this also viewed" box, without shopping. Or 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I'm not so sure.
I'm still waiting for some sick'o to create something using the phrase "deep penetration".
(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:04, archived)
# the wheels fell off before he died!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# no they fell off ages ago
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# bandwagon is now sledge
for the wheels fell off long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Not only have the wheels fallen off
But the bandwagon has careened into a ditch and burst into flame, killing all 300 passengers.

Police have taken a "good riddance" approach to the situation...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Go N00b
Go N00b
Go N00b
Go N00b
Go N00b
Go N00b
Go N00b
Go N00b
Go N00b
(ad lib to fade)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I hereby
put you in charge of keeping control of the other noobs tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Hello Wez
Assumed it might be you, it's me - Tom's ex *wave*
Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:33, archived)
#
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:06, archived)
#
*sigh*
(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Yep
that covers it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Wait a minute!
You're the guy who had a sly dig at me earlier. Whoever tickled your testis the wrong way, let me assure you it wasn't me.
(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)

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