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# no more searching in vain for dogshit
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
God I wish they actually made that.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# great idea
I had to walk the dogs in the dark on tuesday evening

In the dark

Couldn't see a thing
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha now that's marketable
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# haha
I want glow in the dark shit also
EDIT : You need to take this idea onto Dragons Den
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Try this

/edit Woo! to the pic
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Perfik!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# It would light my garden up
/can't be arsed to clean up the dog-do blog
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# cracking stuff
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
that's fantastic
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# lol
thats ace!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# cracking idea
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:05, archived)
# A superb epic again
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# A cracker with maraccas
Woo to this and the original
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Woohoohoo
*requests life-size copy*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Where
did she go?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Florida
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Oh...
*books flight*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# she has
funny sounding farts
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Tried it... it kufcin works you know!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Haha!
very good.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Bindun
on Something awful years ago!!

naughty!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Binredone!
.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# But nearly exactly the same?
Meh.

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# no it doesn't, thanks to Nullo.
Thank you, Nullo™!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# There's a lot of it about...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# /gerschlorfles
Ha ha!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# It's ad time
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# "Now with Nullo, to ensure no incriminating evidence!"
(Wooo!)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ow.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# no. the other nullo
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ill have a pack of 20 please
woo!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# It's what Colin would use..
..

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*nods*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Who are you
Yanni!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# I don't need rohypnol
One look at me and the ladies pass out!!!!

woo
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Don't pull the pin - There'll be chunks everywhere!
chunks
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# CHUNKS!



What a good word.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# great
and indeed WOO!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# pina granada
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Mmmm
Chunks.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Far more effective than the German 'Rhubarb' grenades.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Ach so,
Das Rhabarber-Bomben.

Nicht so gut.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# My ole grandad still has to rub custard into his shrapnel wound every morning, though.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I've never heard it
called that before.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# ____!
haha
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Its friday.
I'll prolly end up blowing chunks somewhere anyway.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Go for the lethal combination
of Lamb Biryani and Guinness, that usually works well.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# ahhh yes.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# That's feckin' ace
:)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# This wins all awards
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Explosive stuff
woo
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# CHUNKS
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# woo
for tis nicely done
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# .
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# huh?
in other NEWS. Own up - who hacked the BBC and gnopsed this image?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# I swear I saw a totally gnopsed billboard of Paris Hilton in Mexico city
took a picture of it and all
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# proof, please.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# one moment....
/edit: here you are
taken from a moving city bus, so...

more picture fun: our RIS-bus in Guatemala
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
she looks like she has a hormone problem
whereas normally she just has a whoring problem
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha! i don't belieeeeve it!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ....
1. what?

2. bigger

3. what?

4. profit
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
#
It's true you know.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# You pooed in a bag and left it on my doorstep?
So who was it set fire to the bag and knocked on the door?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Your mum
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# what?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
#
Indeed. And the bit about profit.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Branson is indeed a cock.

That is all.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Wow! It ends up like a rioyous, joyous carnival of bodily fluids.
What a happy picture.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# For those of you who have been following my Quixotical Quest for Nullo girl I got a response


Letter to Nullo



... and I must say I'm absolutely devastated.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *saves for later fwappage*


not really
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Please remove
that rogue apostrophe fron your sig, you are not American!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# If anything I'd have though that the version without the apostrophe
is the more modern/American way.

Still, I could be wrong and am intrigued to find out.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Americans spell it Halloween.
I'm using an apostrophe to show missing letters from All Hallows Eve. It seems to be an older spelling more popular in the UK.
I did check.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I stand corrected


(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Sit down, man!
And put some trousers on!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Yup, that's what I thought.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I like the response
... and wouldn't mind getting over her...

*ahem*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I feel very sad for you

/edit: crikey...an AOL address
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Darn!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Thats Hulk Hogan's daughters head?
Im confooosed.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# ah. that's what Nullo is.
Internal deodorant. For those noxious organ smells.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
#
thank you, Nullo™!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# internal deodorants?
they must be CUNTYMINTS!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
Reply of the day.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
it's been a while since those words have graced these pages.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Of course!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha wonderful!~
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Aww Mr Essential
You poor man, having to put up with the reality of having an account with AOL and us laughing at it.
*sniggers*
Edit: Oh poo I've just realised the AOL account isn't yours.
*sigh*
Feel free to point and laugh at me.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# ? I don;t have an aol account silly, the bad man at Nullo does
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Sorry, I did edit my post
That Alan was very nasty. He could have broken it to you a bit more gently.
"Get over it". A stock reply that's only 2nd in the inane league to "whatever".
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ^this ^
to the nth degree!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# 21 and married?
it won't last
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# so what you're saying is there's still hope?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# absolutely
you just need to play the long game.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Huzzah!~


*waits*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Or you could always
kill him with an electric drill
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# More than mere hope.
21, American, married and stench free. She probably gives it out like a cactus on heat.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# At her request:

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# That's how she dances
100% fact
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I know.
I watched.
8)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I'll bet you did.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Are you implying
that he would very much like to put his penis in her?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# JJ= male.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Are you implying
that all men would like to "have a go with" TUTT?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I hope that she isn't.
I would be offended by such a suggestion. As a man, my only feelings towards TUTT are a kind of vague discomfort and a form of tinnitus.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# It was the hypnotic swaying......
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# OH NOES
METAL MICKEY IS HIDING IN HER ARSE!!!1!!111!

[EDIT] Mr Jackson, Sir, 'Pillow Snooze' is now up to £103 with 3 days still to go.
Will this be your best ebayed earner to date?

I can see why you've followed it up with another of the same style!

/envyous
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# funniest thing on t'board today
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# like you ever had one
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Second pic's not as good, though.
And I started on that before the insane bid-a-thon began.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Quality Piccy of TUTT
... and yea.... £103!!!!! i bid the first £20 and thought "Can't go for loads more than that, £40 maybe.... i can stretch to that for a piccy that looks like my fiancee" then POW! £103!!!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I bid 11p as always
I never win auctions.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
Hurrah for JJ!
Hurrah for TUTT!
Hurrah for TUTT-inspired JJ pics!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Hmm.
Just wondering if that was a little bit, y'know, creepy?

Ah, hell with it...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# watch out
you'll be talking to yourself next
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Sometimes the only way of getting a sensible answer
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# yaaay!
where are my crayons?!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# parrot ate them
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# now that you mention it, he did. litterally.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Her bottom talks? Nice!~
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Sound effects!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Yes
it says "do me, now"
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I'm colouring this right now!!!
I'll go ask her what colour she wants her clothes to be...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Oooh, very good.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Very nice, sire
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
#
' fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap '
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# does anyone else think that jj
might have drawn an "alternative" version of this pic?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# If he has,
I hope he has the common decency to share it with the rest of the class
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I don't do that.
....not with toons based on real people, anyway. That'd be creepy......

*admires Catwoman/Poison Ivy masterpiece....*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# *cries*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# can I possibly colour that one too?
actually...do you happen to need an inker?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# and the tentacle CW /Jessie one was . . . ?
;)â„¢
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Posted on the board and part of a gag.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# ^_^
kekekekekeke
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# great stuff
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# am i the only person that sees camel toe?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# no
no you are not
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# GAH!
DAMN THIS SCANNER!
I didn't draw that!
8\
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I'd like to see you make that stand up in court
/getting divorced for impotence blog
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Woohoohoo!
*requests life-size copy*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# YEY!

thankyee sir! sorry i had dissapeared to the train station!

thankyou thankyou thankyou!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# She's not wearing pants.
Is she..?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# awww

\NOW DRAW ME
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I pity the icon


.

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# first attempt at a lil icon

couldnt quite fit the tits on though
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Hullo.
 

 
# A romany bint in a field with her paints suggesting we faint at her beauty
 
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Les Dynham?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Nosir
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# har!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Spork
?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# hehe
subtle. nice. good.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# World of spork?
Now there's a superstore I'd *like* to shop in!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Does she indeed?
Well you can tell her from me to FUCK OFF, the gypsy cow.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Those eyes make me feel Big Daddy is just around the corner...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# It's teh cock sucker!!!!

nice.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Is it Bert Lynam or Des Reynolds?
either way it's woo.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Erm
The clue is up there with Griffin Saver!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# .
I got distracted by my cat and it took me so long to type that post that the World of Spork picture had already appeared.

Great tribute to the Dickiemeister though.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# lord of the rings!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# hooray for crap wrestling!
and Dickie Davies of course. Woo.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# /looks uncannily
like London Planetarium
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Top pic
and top album
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Sorry I don't know why I had to get this out.
Click for NSFW
Its not even that good a shopage
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# a little nsfw I'd say
but woo to the idea/seams/wandbaggoning
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I think the flange must have worn out..
cos the train's off the rails
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# pffft
I like...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# "Alright, you lot - where's my Carrot?"
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# What is this?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Do I get this?


Is there no newsletter today?

What is that thing on my shoe?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# is it a lace?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Well it's some kind of a doily
anyway.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Yay
I love that pirate!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Sorry just couldn't stop myself
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# hahahah
arf!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# this has been a public announcement
on behalf of the hackees and rummagers support group
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# he also ate my gecko
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# and stole my bike
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Actually that was me
They're great with crackers and Branson pickle.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# *has nightmares*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# He turned me into a newt
(I got better)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# A duck!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Goosequest!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Ris?


*Waits for obviousness*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# this
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Oh I see!
It can't be her cat cos it's mine!!!

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably Bindun


Goatse

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# That is Domo.
And I Claim My Abbreviation Tutorial.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Bloody is n'all.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# *pops up*
*sniggers*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# OXY ACTION!
*squirt*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# *hides*

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# *exfoliates*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# *softens*
/skin blog
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *strokes*
Oooooh.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# *hardens*


(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *prosecutes*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Prostitutes?
Sorry, no money!


;)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Oi you lot.
If you want to do that sort of thing, do it in some other thread.



Tut.

/bloody kids these days blog
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# no
if you squint you can see the ring!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Looks like an alien
Being punched in both sides of the head - hehe!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Or playing hide and seek
and he's seeking
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# a burqa you mean
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe,
this was supposed to be darth vader, but I've renamed it B&W minstrel show!

.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# "ole man rivaaaarrrrr"
*blacks up*


More Darth than racist singer in my book
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# BILLY CONNOLLY.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Classic!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# peckadillo
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I like the blood,
the blood is good.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# he actually bit me today...
also, woo!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# AND YOU TOLD ME TO GET A FUCKING PARROT?!
You hate me, don't you?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# i just want to overthrow you so i can steal your ship.
it's all politics really.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Mutiny!
I'd deal with you if I could be arsed.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *goes back to mend his aardvarks*
some day, my pretties...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Don;t make me cry
I'm a girl so it's against the law.

I'm a good captain. I pay you, and I give you somewhere with ever changing scenery to practise your (and let's be fair) rather pointless skill.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# OH YEA?
well...

euhrm...

you're ginger!

ha!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# No I'm not.
I'm fire engine red thank you. But natually I'm very very very light blonde.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# that's even worse!
the truth is, actually, that i openly fancy redheaded women.

but not blondes ;)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Well that's good.
No, that's....that's just fucking perfect.

Cunt. *storms off*

and I look silly ginge btw, as I already tried that. Bright red is muuuuuch better. For me. So thbpbpbpb.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# *suddenly realises that upsetting the captain is a bad career move*
*offers chocolate*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *offers P45*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# but i'm on a ship!
how can you fire me if i can't get off?

the chocolates are belgian, you know...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# *looks at plank*
*looks at Johnson*


Do you want to retract that question?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *is unsure*
are there sharks in these waters?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Probably.
o_o
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *drops on his knees*
i'm allergic to sharks!
i'll make you cake, anything!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Oi...
not in my galley you don't...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Remember...
Cake is a made-up drug.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# ____)\_____
Dunno. What do you think?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# get back in your den, you...
;)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Must get my eyes checked
Somehow I managed to read "cleavage" in that...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Good point
And I have fantastic cleavage. And that is the total and god's honest truth. It's comfortingly voluptuous.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
Hurrah for cleavages!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# So did mine!
The little bastid.

Oh and woo to the pic
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# He doesn't seem too perturbed
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Nah
Mr Johnson's hard as nails, he is
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Kevlar cardi, innit.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Maybe the parrot
Is listening to Marylin "Brian" Manson's gabba-metal ballad "Irresponsible Hate Anthem".
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# he only listens to classical music.
metal drives him MAD.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Maybe that's why he's
Biting the man's shoulder.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Wonderful
I think!

/work pooter blog
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# noice....
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# er yes it is
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# sorry, these things just fall out some times
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *stuffs it back in*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# thank you


*secretly gets it back out again*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I thought you were meant to be sick?!
or did Cw just mean in a pervy way?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# I am sick
but I'm at work and I've ddeclared the rest of the day - skiving on b3ta time






hang on a minute......
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Isn't the board great today.
I should skive off work more Fridays!

Woo to killer parrot
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# mmmm, I'm having rabbit stew tonight!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# mmm stew is delicious
and ive heard rabbit is good.

whats the occasion?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# its seasonal, and I got it free from work!


*rubs tummy*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# phwoar
/jealous
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I work in a pet shop..
..do you want to go halves on a kittin?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I'll go halves on this hare
if you don't mind splitting hares.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Careful now.
That kind of weak pun will be resurrected as a cartoon-style image on this very board if you don't take precautions.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Deity Harry
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Interesting...
what line of work? for whom?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# ahem...for real work place see profile
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# haha! yumyumyum
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# I tried
to barbecue a rabbit. It was awful. I should pay more attention to Ray Mears and that Furry-Whittlingstool chappie.

(EDIT) It was a dead one.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Slobbery goodness!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Quality tongue action!!
woo
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I did some life drawings


Clickum for bigum.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# They are spectacular,
you are talented, sir.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I wish I could draw good.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# hes got a beard and he lives in the sky
EDIT: oh, good not god
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# You had me confused for a moment there.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Santa?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Oooh, good stuff.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Giant mushroom destroys New York......

.....the survivors are all impregnated by fungal spores and burst 48 hours later.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# It looks like a big meanie
Fortunately I have a tube of Athelete's Foot Cream to protect myself.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# does north-korea has a hand in this?




...hey, where are the dots? ;)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# 'Oooooo'
'ahhhhh'

Noice!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# SEXY TIME!
I have to go buy windshield wipers now, but I'll be back soon to sex you up

/lost the plot blog
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Enjoy!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# *looks at spray-bottle he bought off e-bay*
Holy crap.....this stuff actually works!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# You're teh sex!
And the spray bottle is to stop your pets from displaying unwanted behaviour, I'm sure I'll become aquainted with it sooner or later ;)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# If you sprayed it on yourself
Would it make your wanks better?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# windSCREEN wipers
you been hangin' around with merkins too long . . .

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Spore??
Wow I love spores :D

*moves to NY*

YAY
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Sporks are better.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# *spam*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# How about broams?
I know not what they are. But they are!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# The swarm!
very nice, as usual.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Cool! Now draw some survivors bursting!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha! ^this!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# wooooooo
That's a few times we've chosen the same one:
www.b3ta.com/board/6468212
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Awww...you got there first.
Damn you!

Helga! DESTROY HIM!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# bring her on!
*rolls up sleeves*


*sneezes*

*searches for tissues*

*goes into coughing fit*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# "I AM THE MAJOR MUSHROOM!"
Their last words, before bursting, were "Please, don't eat me!*"




[*v. old 2000ad strip.]
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# sweet!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Raaaaarr!!
Hahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I hope no one else gets ill
I'm running out of work hours to actually do some:

feel better you!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Hehehe
S'cute!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Yay! I recognised your style before I got to the bottom!
*high fives*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)
# That weightlifter has no ears!
*hides*

EDIT: gosh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to edit it, it's lully really.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)
# no forearms or
lower body either.

Is it some kind of mutant? Kill it now while you still can.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# How many arms have you got?
I only have two.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I've got 2
they're lovely
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# i've got two and a half.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# phwoar
*fwap*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
#


*cough* *sniffle*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Now see Dougal, Jessie's very near...
...and that cough and sniffle are very far away.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# COWZES!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# that's lovely!
and much bettership to you, BBB.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm ill. I'm very ill*. I need pictures

*I've run out of biscuits**. This is a medical condition. Honest

**actually a lie. I still have biscuits. But I will finish them very soon...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# More
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
#


EDIT: Fixed now - but I'm leaving him here coz he's so cute.

Your picture makes me smile sadly too...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Aww, So cheery!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Especially considering he's only got half a left arm...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# He is a cheery chappy, isn't he?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# redex
Ninja edit
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# The life and times of a block. . .
They are complicated.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I'm enjoying these little block things.
Wooo!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Thank you
If you like them, you should Google the work of Simone Lia, who's style I have shamelessly ripped off.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Those are also ace.
I like Quiz!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Yay!
Ace series =)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
#
melikey
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

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