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[challenge entry] Bloody journalists

inspired by this
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Kate Aisie got bloody sometimes.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# whuh?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Aidie.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# fwuh.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)
# I kept seeing that
light reflector as an empty speech bubble

woo, also
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# what about
wogan's blonde secret weapon? pudsey bear?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# And in reply
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
# get a mop
Children have wee'd
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
# this.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Me too.
In fact i didn't know it wasn't one until I read that.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# it crossed my mind
but it's late and I couldn't be arsed to get rid of it

'night all
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)
# what was that name he used to call you? macallister? macdonald?
MAC DADDY. MOTHERFUCKING MAC DADDY DAMN IT. I HATE THAT STUPID NAME.
oh man. -holds sides-
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# that's pretty much how it goes
I read the Independant, not because it's any better, but because it is so confused that it doesn't have a slant
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# "I read the Financial Times
because it matches the colour of my bathroom"

/NTNOCN blog
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Jesus was born
with stubble? Did Mary get rug burn?
edit : maybe i shud read all of the sentance first?
Can i post an interesting link too?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)
# i like the stubbly angel gabriel too
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)
# yes you may
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)
# well
that lego thing turns into a porno...
www.thebricktestament.com/the_gospels/jesus_is_born/lk01_35.html

and secondly...
www.buckstix.com/howitzer.htm deer hunting with cannons :)

p.s. dont click /\ if you dont like blood - forgot sorry
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)
# hhahaa
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha
that's actually pretty well photographed
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaha
me likey
have a pea
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Don't worry it's just a miner hicup....


*Gone to bed*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Groan..........

(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# He's been playing with the charcoal again.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# haha
oh dear
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)
# mr. alexander baumann. or as his friends know him, general rundgrester.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Ha.
What amazing eyebrows.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Heavens alive
its ming in a wig
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)
# MINGE!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# FLANGE!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# MOTT!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)
# IGUANA!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
# BUTT!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)
# GASH!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:54, archived)
# MARMITE!!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# POOPIE!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# If genetics are anything to go by
I will have eyebrows like that in 40 years time.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# well by then you'll be able to fly away with them.
to an island with more hospitable taste in eyebrows.
everyone in civilization will be throwing all manner of fæces at you in suspicion of witch eyebrows.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# that doesn't sound very hospitable to me.
I hope they can carry my weight.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# just my point.
the island people will be -more- hospitable.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# try and name all the things i did to it.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)
#
- Kissed it
- Sung to it
- Stroked it
(I'm feeling all polite tonight, I'm sure you can imagine the more naughty and dirty things)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# I can't.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Meh. Ah well.
Too tired.
Bath and bed for me I think.
Night all.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Oh right, like that huh.
Night then.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)
# one word.
felch.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)
# two words?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
# no. one.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)
# good god
what an image
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)
# hehe. my thoughts exactly.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Am i the only one?
120k!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)
# what.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)
# filesize.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)
# oh. pffft.
i had no idea.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)
# tasty sauce

fixed filesize
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)
# KKKKKKKKKKKKKPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Thunderbirds
are go!

edit : and woo
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)
# holy moley!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Ha ha, you mental dwarf!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# i just did a lol
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)
# 73"
YEY I GET TO RIDE THE KATIE
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Nice face,
but bloody hideous feet!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Fact: They never show her feet in films.
Probably.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)
# I don't understand.
He's completely mad, no?

Believes in aliens taking over our bodies and shit?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)
# this he does.
but he's also very small.

hence humour.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Only taking over our bodies.
Not our shit, silly ;)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Phew!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# can u see it too?
i see goatse ._.


edit : look at the Katie Hand...
double edit : *burns eyes*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Sickth sense.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)
# erm...
where?

EDIT: ah... *shudders*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I'm sorry Mister Garrison, I got confused
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# have a click good sir!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# super
nice one
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# You've...
...been on the board too long...
...ya cunt....


...and I'm not Horrible by the way...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# hello not Horrible
*is confuses*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)
# muhuhuhahah
...I am MrKane...

the silly Cnut left himself logged in at my pc...

woo to pic, and woo to packet analyisis of how to get oneself an icon without paying...

...muhuhahah again?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# .

firefox and ie, different gif speeds - what's it all about ? a litle experiment has messed with my head and now zero is making my mind bend
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# well I use IE
and I wouldn't want to see what FF does to that...


Woo!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Interestingly, with IE7
I can no longer see a difference?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# really?
hmm... *tries FF to compare*

EDIT - oh yeah! Cool.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# dunno
why but ie7 seems to make the writing blurry for me, anyone else have this problem

Woo @ Spack!

edit : I Like firefox
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# not here...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# it's called
"cleartype" or something like that
you can calibrate it somehow
but I'm also new to this whole ie7 malarkey
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)
# It's too late,
and I'm too sleepy for this kind of nonsense.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Only if you have a zero delay.
You can get around this by adding a 0.07 second delay to all frames which you actually want to be no delay.

Fucking MS
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# I use fireworks to animate
and I'm thinking 6/100ths seems to be pretty much the same in ie as firefox, but 2/100ths is quicker than in ff and slower in ie
but it doesn't really matter
/relights
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)
# IE will not go faster than 0.07
well, IE6 wouldn't anyway.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)
# aaargh!
woo!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# looks better in opera than ie.
i like spack.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)
# CHRIST.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
# zomg, or something

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahaha nice one :)
and there was me thinking it was poo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# but we've known this for years
havn't we?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)
# if only it were.
people are pretty much useless and should be macerated and spiced lightly.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# you said "macerated"
*snort*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# *snorts along in unison*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Perfect for an anniversary.
Woo!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# she's a little late in finding out
ning, all!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# nong!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# what's new,
given as I'm drunken
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Send me over changes......
I'm off to bed, but I'll do them all this week if you send them over.

:o)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# ok
no worries
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# news: tom cruise is funny now
macca isn't anymore.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# oh what a shame
:)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)
# mmm
tastes good!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha!
this should be fp'd


with some minor adjustments
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# i take your advice
though i didn't even make the comic book girl pic.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Gwaah!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I know it's two days.
But I thought I'd get it in early.
And I know this is a response to something else.
But.
Oh forget it.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Haha.
Well thank you muchly m'dear *hugs* :D
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Honestly.. some people.. you try and do something nice
:)
Sorry, I'm a little flustered today, was my first time back in the real world in three weeks.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)
# What have you been doing in the pretend world?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)
# You do not
want to know :)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Well now I'm even more curious.
Damn you!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Yay for long pig!
Woo!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha
incidentally soylent green has finally downloaded, cannae wait to watch it!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# aaaAAAaaaaRRRRRGGHHHh........
....nOOOOoooOOo.....


hang on....that's not bad...
acshually, can I be franchise?

(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)
# the franchise rights alone
will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# I have a headache.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# yup. goodnight.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# night night...
Off to bed myself.... Mmmmm bed...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# fancy sharing some cuddles?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I just opened a whole pack.
You can have as many as you can carry :o)

*Cuddles* nights night.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# g'night
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Goodnight.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# gernightie
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Dito....
:¬0
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# does he masturbate while thinking about them?

or is he just thinking of old failed rape atempts?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)
# The former.
I found this: www.defamer.com/hollywood/michael-richards/kramers-new-racist-material-not-exactly-a-hit-at-the-laugh-factory-216093.php

It's the Kramer thing.

I'm not sure, it goes down really badly, but I think he was trying to shock. i think they wouldn't shut up so he was deliberately offensive in a 'yeah, well you aren't the only one who can be a cunt' sort of way, but I was amazed at the way the black guy shouts 'white man' and 'cracker-ass' and nobody sees the irony.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# I think there is a still a lot of guilt in amerika's pysche

instances like this make it markedly obvious

g'night kids
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:53, archived)
# ^ this
very much so.

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Yes,
There seems to be a situation where saying 'Nigger' is wrong yet actual racism is not.

Discriminating is commonplace, but the N word is taboo beyond all else.

Where's our resident mixed race relationship expert?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# over there
*points*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Rather,
What is his take on this whole thing - Was it too much or was it obviously parody?

it looked like 'look how offensive I can be' rather than anything else, but then I have the disadvantage of not being able to judge this from the POV of someone who might be on the wrong end of racial hatred.

Not that I think it is a disadvantage in life, just in this circumstance.

I do hate the way it's okay for the black guy to call the white guy a cracker ass though. Also the whole black pride and 'nigga' thing.

It's all a little odd over that side of the pond, isn't it?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I would agree completely
why is one form of racism OK, and another so utterly wrong that you get publicly flogged and crucified for the slightest mention?

Beats me.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I suppose that there is something to be said for the fact that
the cracker-asses weren't being hanged from trees by the niggers, rather the other way around.

I think that we have reached a point in the South West (and I recognise that it is not the same in the North of England) where colour is of no more interest than hair colour. Within my group of friends and acquaintances, with one exception, we make jokes about the black chaps' skin tone in the same way as about the ginger bloke's hair or Benji's glasses.

I think it is all healthy and has grown from the fact that we are all friends and we don't really see the problem.

If Eddie (a randomly chosen black acquaintance - he is African and a very nice chap, although, being African, his accent becomes indecipherable when he is pissed) was allowed to take the piss out of me for my being a long haired idiot, yet there was some taboo whereby I couldn't laugh at him when he got hit by the cyclist who genuinely didn't see him in the dark, it'd be odd.

We are all friends and that is all there is to it.

I am rambling, but I feel that the whole white pride / black pride / positive discrimination thing is arse. I have friends who are white and friends who are black and, equally, there are white and black people who I don't get on with and I don't have to feel guilt because I don't happen to like a black chap I know.

Americans are very silly.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Well fuck me,
lots of words and I'm not sure it says anything at all.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# indeed. and how!
/ac

And on that bombshell - time for bed ;)

night b3ta!
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# I just found this reply open in my browser
I have no idea what i am replying to, beyond:

^ this
very much so.

So I'll settle for 'probably'.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# good answer, squire
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# so many women
only one me
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Bollocks.
I've seen four or five of you in the last week alone.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# shh
it's a franchise thing
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:53, archived)
# *buys in*
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)
# i've got all the women i need.
really, the crawlspace is about to burst.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Does this even need pointing out?
Bruce Grobbelaar
Jack the ripper.Jack the ripper.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# i thought it looked more like
Freddy Mc Curry from Queen
edit

better :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I was just reading something about Jack the Ripper.
How peculiar. However, I must say I thought it was more Freddy Mercury.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)
# "DOES NOT MEET CRITERIA"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Inspired by post below.....*


*http://www.b3ta.com/board/6556055
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
#
PffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffT
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# ha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# *graon*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)
# indeed...
pfft.


and woo, of course.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Rodents + tits = sexah, no?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# this.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# You need to get Laid.
Badly
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Arf
It was an American film, she would be hot, Jessica Rabbit style. But no, bloody English animators.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# she looks liek whatshername
out eastenders
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# The mousy one?


(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Anyone can get laid badly.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# NO...it's dull
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# i'd tap that ass!

[edit]also she has the voice of the winslet and i'm thinking of her talking dirty to me.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# If a turd on a stick
had the voice of the winslet, I'd probably do it.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# her nose is too big
and she's not a squirrel
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# We're in to JJ land now...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# not as much as a partially unzipped frog.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Well, there goes a career in the blink of an eye!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Haha
"These niggers are making me thirsty!"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# If this was fifty years ago, etc. etc.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I'd be -19.
I don't see what all the fuss is about.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Can't watch it - got a link to download the vid?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# s'on you tube, but not the full version. 1 sec.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# *Goes to watch*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Hmm.
Doesn't sound to me like he was being racist so much as parodying those who are.

Sort of a Sarah Silverman style tirade, or Alf Garnet to those of us who are old.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# he'll be roasted over here

o hum
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# I was going to say
How long after this happened did they drudge his body out of the Long Beach Harbor?

Let me enlighten all of you not from Southern California.

There is ONE WORD you NEVER, EVER say to an African American out here...

And that's the one.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# Is it me
or are the comments there rather retarded, I mean more so than usual for youtube.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# *goes to look*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Generally along the lines of
"Omg if a black guy sez da n word den its ok lol wtf i fink hes a jeanius"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Hmm.
I just watched it and I think that it is odd.

I'm going to thread jack up above.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Eee
I can't be bothered to click that.
Nice anim. :) I'll click later. Promise.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# i clicked for you.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Thanks
I think one more click and I get RSI.

*posts*


OWwww crap.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# it may be removed later

watch a career go up in flames
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# i saw this on the news earlier.
that crappy show was never worth watching, and i'm glad this no-talent loser is getting his bell rung for being (or acting like) a bigot.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Seinfeld's my favourite comedy show
but each to their own I suppose.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# heresy!
and stuff.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# youtube of actual gig
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hmm
I dont see what the problem is
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Oh my frickin GOD
that's horrible.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# dont worry tom, i think youre a biggun
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# is that a dolls house?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# I asked him exactly the same thing.
He said no :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# oh :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# leave henrik ibsen out of this.
*thinks of tom cruise trying to portray torvald helmer*

*shivers in disgust*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Whay the wqanker bandwagon?
The comp is bad enough.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# quit flappin' your lips


;)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Spam mail in a league of it's own!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# One of the creepiest TV show villains ever :(
Woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# :D Hahaha
Watched the xmas special yesterday. God I love that show.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Was it a little brown fish?
Nice mr Benk.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# (snigger)
How random
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# i can't let you do that, dave.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# haha.
That is a great clip :o)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzK9kMxDcG0

We'd love you to join us Dave.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# oh man, i had no idea what that is.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Pfft.
I can imagine that being in the show actually. Just when they think they got rid of him ... *BAM*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# in two days,
but thankyou anyways :)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
#
hello dave
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# excellent
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# woo
wanna buy some pegs?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# you're my wife now
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# am it vector tiem?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
CFB
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# awww missed it by a few minutes, still, nice!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# That's a drinkers nose right there if ever I saw one
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# I'm fine with the stuff i make
but THAT gives me the willies
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# why is his
ear so fucking huge?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# now, now, just because we established that Pedantichrist has big flappy lips, let's not make fun of everyone
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# He's old.
Ears grow throughout your life.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# and vag lips too I suppose?


bloody excuses
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# like a big old fistpocket
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Willies do.
And noses.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# you only hope that
willies do, because yours is still a bit on the small side
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
#
so do noses
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# and wives bellies
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# My ears are significantly differently sized.
If you look carefully.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# THAT isn't shopped.
Sadly, nor is the tie. Or anything else other than the eye.
He's a Swiss member of Parliament - one great melting pot of wonderful source imagery.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# It certainly is.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# k-ppppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Some of those are fantastic
This guy for example- I don't think there's any need to shop it.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
# *bookmarks for later use*
roland borer, i adore you. and walter schmied. and the planet known as 'the hair of andreas gross'.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# It makes my eye twitch
when I look at his twitching eye. . . And now I just went and twisted that too. Damn you B3ta!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# CHRIST.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# spiffing tie sir!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Noice.
She looks like that Alias lady.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# beautiful colour work
and its a great pic too
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# i think the
dark bit's too dark and the hand looks a bit fucked
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# the hand is a tiny touch 'angular'
but i think the level of contrast is fine
don't be too self-deprecating, it's a very good picture
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# cheers :)
i always see something when i've finished it, that i could have done better
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# god yes
everytime :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# .....mystique?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# nicely done.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# clint!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# nice!
that would make a good t-shirt
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# seconded
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# thirded.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# or a canvas print...
I wanna do one of these...I have three canvasses and nothing to do with them...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# You should set them free,
and let them carry on delivering political leaflets!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# YES.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# bucking frilliant!
i don't have the courage to do black and white pics

but that is aceness
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# oh rly?
i am just starting on these, and find black and white much easier than colour-its more forgiving
(imo)
corset pic is woo btw.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# ta
but i find skin tone really tricky
and in black and white, tonal balance is much more noticeable, and i keep fucking it up
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# No....its Dan!!....Dan!!....Dan!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Ooh yes.
Fantasmic.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# awesome!
I love Clint, no really, I do
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# made my day, that has
Woo yay
soz!

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Utterly ace.
Top work!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# yes, he is.
oh, i thought that was a 'u', not an 'li'.

carry on.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Demonstrating the importance of finishing sketches
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Pffft!
A woo, a yay and a click.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
#
Thanks for voting for message 6556233!

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(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
#
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(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
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(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# This is confusing me
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# There was a problem posting your message:

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(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
#
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(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# what the hell is going on?
what the hell is going on?
what the hell is going on?
what the hell is going on?
what the hell is going on?
what the hell is going on?
what the hell is going on?
what the hell is going on?
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(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
#
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(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# you left delete and edit in, you big fucking mong
:)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# I know that
But I can't delete other people's posts, and I don't think other people can delete my posts either
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# the edit won't work
/tried
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# *deletes*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# "holy fuckle wuckle wuck."
^ ACTUAL RESPONSE.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# ...the links board shirly
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# You have 0 unread messages.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# *violins*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Update your profile or Logout
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Gah
my feelings...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# See a deentist
about your feelings!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# I refuse to reply to that message
...shit

pffft
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
btw
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# ta very much so
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Haha,
delightfully surreal. I loike it.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# haha
the bugger
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# haha, nice!
there seem to be some funny lines on it - or is that part of the joke?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# hehe, compression artifacts i'm afraid
had to chop out lots of frames and turn the optimisation way up
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# That pen is!


nice one Ms E
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# hehe
so why are you going to be famous-ish?
/nosy
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Some bloke wants to use
one of my b3ta pics!!!

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# *is bemused*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
i love the ball point running!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Crazy madness. Most woo.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# pens are right bastards.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] When is this Macca compo over?


Quick and dirty
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Twelfty
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# past eleventy
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# in the afterning
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# my fastest ever vector
and i can see where i rushed it :(

inspired by the lovely in vino veritas :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# i like it a lot.
woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I can also see where you spent lots of time
;)

Nicely
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I don't know what to say.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# more skin shadow
less work on the clothes

oh and woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# no, no, no.
all wrong.
more vagina.
less of everything else.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Nobody needs more vagina.
Vaginas are one of those things where less is more.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Just so you know
That argument doesn't hold much water in court.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# just like a vagina
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# sounds like somebody has a vagina.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# or
big flappy lips
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# pfffffft.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# in my experience seriously i definitely believe more is more.
it's what makes the 5th time in a row just that much more awesome. you know, cause you're warmed up already.
for me it never gets old.
and i realize you're talking about fucking in moderation so you don't get too accustomed to it or bored or anything like that, but i figure while you're alive you might as well just fuck to your heart's content. cause if you think you're getting any in the afterlife you can guess again sherlock.
haha this is one of the subjects i could go on for days about when i'm drunk. (without knowing whether i sound like a twat or not.) i probably do right now.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# lets fuck
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# done.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
# yes
no hair detail, and the hands are shit
but as i said, it's my fastest ever go,
i normally take about 3 evenings to do one picture, so an hour is really pleasing
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# s'great man!~
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# it is super for an hour!!
mine take forever and are still rubbishish
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# i've only really been vectoring for a month
and it still takes me ages
minutes to learn, ages to master :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# OH GOD
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# blimeh!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Spluffage!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# haha
i love that every time i see it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# this is good, apart from the red means blood and pain to me in this instance
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# but to a man
this is a symbol of untold ecstasy



..perhaps
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# corsets=always good
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# ARGH
WHY CAN'T YOU LINK TO STUFF LIKE THIS SO I DON'T HAVE TO SCRAPE MY EYES OUT
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# critique noted and duly ignored
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# ahh ok. I guess I'll just have to submit a woo.
...
.
.
...

woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# hmm
not sure what to make of that.... is that a person made of dog food?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Looks like kebab meat to me.
Mmmm... kebab meat...

*drools*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
probably is, urrk!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# you called?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# That makes my back feel odd.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I read that as
'That makes my back feet odd'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Them too.
Under any other circumstances they're quite acceptable though.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# I'd say
she'll have a tough time with those salisbury steaeks.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# How decomposed are the important parts?
I'm not too fussy.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# it's nothing a paper bag wouldn't cure
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# IVVs pants didn't ride as much
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# i know
i took liberties with the source cos i prefer a thong to be more up
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# We all have our pant prefs
where is the source? I might have a go~
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# gaz me if you post the result and i'm not about
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# can do
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# *slaps arse*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# corr nice! :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# s'very nice
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)

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