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# I have a gift for anyone who chooses me as a secret santa.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# that's because it's the mac version.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
#
no, it's because it says microsoft
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:07, archived)
# to hull with thee!!!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Err. Okay.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Hah
Well I laughed
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Will Shat(ner)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# poooh!
*clicks* :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Scan for Klingons, Mr Spock!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# 'we dinnae have the poo-er captin!'
woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# that's shit
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# are you named after the old wwf wrestler?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# wwf wrestler ?
no it's after a character name in Spirited Away
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# haha, nice!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Take care of yourselves and each other...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# arf
Go Jerry, go Jerry!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I might make him blink
and introduce a steve dog type character and repost it tommorow...ta ta for now!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# definitely a Steve in the background
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# He'd have to be a Mexican hairless,
natch.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Hahahah
*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# That is Ace!
Go Go Go!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# today's episode:
admit it, you're addicted to dog biscuits
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# ace
woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# i had a dog like that
*sniffs
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha :)
*clicky*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Let's get busy with the fizzy


"inspired" by here
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# are these the ingredients
for a trans atlantic flight beverage?

or are you just drinking fizzy milk and piss again?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# OH MY GOD
Terrrrists could take bottles of ultra-fizzy piss onto flights and drench us all with their carbonated urine!

We're going to have to ban carbon dioxide AND piss on flights.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Why not Just Ban Terrorists on Flights...?
Give them their own queue that is actually a Large circle.. So they just go round and round and round etc etc

"Are you a Terrorist?.. This way Please"
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# You are George Bush.
AICMFP.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Nah.. If I Was I'd say Turrrrrsttttsss
I'm Tony Blair... And I'm Banning Flights on Flights...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I still don't get this
War on Tourism that Bush is so keen on.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# He went on Holiday Once.. Nobody spoke 'Merkin'...
So he dubbed them all Terriers and blew up their Country...

Yee Haw!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# It's all about skirty.
The skirty of the merkin people is parmound.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha...
Exactly...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# that made me do a bit of a lol
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# drinking fizzy milk and piss again
it makes me happy...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Milk, Milk, Lemonade!
Hurrah!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# the lemonade is brown!!
that's not right
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# psssssssssssssst!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# That woman is great!
Who is she?

Night B3ta!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# G'night!
Paris Hilton I think
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# boobs are too big
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Wonderbra?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# it's the Hilt alright
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# meatspin!
yay!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# TOO BIG?!
*looks down*


*looks at Toast*


*starts to cry*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Toast made a fundamental error in his statement
Boobs can never be too big.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# ^^yes, this.

unless it's lolo pops.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# *videos*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# I meant to big to be Paris Hilton's

The only thing I have against large breasts....



are parts of my body.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Ohthankfuck.
*wipes brow*

I'm going to get remeasured soon. That'll be fun. another long line of shops going 'oh, we don't stock your size because nobody is your size.'

WELL I AM.

My mate's got it even worse- she's a 28G.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# so come on then
or are we going to have to play numberwang
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I have no idea at the moment
I don't care, they're just glands, and I'm obscenely open about all this sort of stuff. At last measurement I was 32/34 F but I've changed shape so now I have no idea.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I still don't get it
NO DON'T EXPLAIN
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# You Changed Shape?
Are you a Transformer or a Wendigo or perhaps a Vampyre?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# No, I just don't seem to have quite left puberty.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# "You are Now Entering Puberty...
Population 1. And Nobody Understands you.. Or cares that Your Leaving.. Please get Hair and start Having mucky thoughts"
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)
# *sigh*
I am getting very hormonal. Past few months I've just bneen *stomps about cries gets horny falls asleep stomps about cries...*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# IT'S A SCAM
'they' told me my size didn't exist either.
then i put on a bit of weight an' got remeasured. and became magically 'normal'.
they lie to make you go to rigby and peller, i swear it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Bravissimo are good
I found a couple of bras in Triumph a while back that were my size too, but they don't feel right.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# then you may be doomed to rigby and peller handmade jobs
friend of mine has to do it. costs a bomb, but she's scared they'll end up round her knees otherwise.
fortunately, no such problem here - little miss completely average and happy with it, purely on a financial level.
triumph aren't made well, that's why
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)
# I know, they're shit.
Although I've thickened a little around the midsection since I was last measured so hopefully that will help. Having said that I'm spilling over my cups so I'm praying I haven't gone up to a G.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# worked for me - scrawny teenager, started eating, got slightly bigger then, ta-dah, bras fit.
bigger ribcage usualy equals easier bra hunting missions. even if you have gone up a cup.
it'll be fine!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Apparently according to my fiance I've skinnied down around my waist but my ribs are bigger
So that should be good.

Heh, at first we thought I was pregnant. Which reminds me, I must do the second test today.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# ooh..don't envy you
one blue line, one blue line, one blue line
you'll tell us if it's two, right?!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# course I will!
I doubt I am, but I'm just checking as last time I was pregnant I bled through so periods mean NOTHING to me.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# i have a friend who had that
she thought her chrones disease whatsit was playing up, 'can't be up the duff, have my period', then she got told she was preggers
may have been her only chance, so she had him. he's only just left the ugly phase of newbie babies...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# It's always the way
Plus I'm really fertile so I always have some tests at home just in case.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# ooh, i got checked for that once
they were busy poking around through my bellybutton for endemetriosis, then decided "whilst we're here..." like you do.
fertile, apparently. not sure how they tell by just looking, though.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
I have no idea either.

Are you sure you weren't sexually assaulted? ;-)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# well, i wasn't impressed with the first consultant
who tried to shove his whole hand in
even the nurse freaked
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Consultants shouldn't be allowed to practice medicine
It's a well known fact. bless them, that's why they revert to Mr and Mrs and Ms and whatever from Dr.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Eek
And I thought 34E was tough enough to find bras for.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:07, archived)
# do you have her number?
and is she free on friday evening?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I do, yes. (sorry, fucking autocomplete)
And no, she's very much in love with The Most Violent and Arsy Man On The Planet. He's a dear but he will fucking kill anyone who uts a foot wrong in his eyes.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# crikey
he needs to chill out in that case.

suggest he goes and has his prostate checked.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# That's always fun!
I go a couple of times a week.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# He's always been the same, bless him
It's quite fun when you're his mate because you get to watch people pick on him because he's quite short and see them get eviscerated.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# *comforts*
Right, I'm off home - have a splendid evening everybody!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Love!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# byes!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Stupid Spoiled Whore
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I hardly think
that being shagged by Rick Solomon makes her spoiled! ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# This
and pointless too.

If I ever see her I am really going to beat her until I'm arrested. I don't care.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# as long as you film it
and do it in a paddling pool filled with whipped cream
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# you'll never get close enough, she has 4 bodyguards at all times


/experience
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# She can't take them to the loos with her when she's clubbing, can she?
And someone punched her recently, I read about it. And held a small party for a few minutes.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# 1 of them is female and built like a brick shithouse, so yes, she does
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Pfft, I shall distract her with my band of merry b3tans!
WON'T I?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# You might like this then
allabout-sp.net/season8/812.php

if you haven't already seen it.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# it are redexxing for me.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Redexxing?
It's a webpage with flash on!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I havn't got the lastest flash
And I can't install it as I'm at work.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# filmed by egotistical tosser
i hate vincent gallo as much as paris hilton
no, more.
did you hear that story about her vomiting on stage though?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Because she realised who she was and how we all feel aboyut her?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# if only
here's linky, scroll down halfway, great tagline:
imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-11-22/#2
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yaaaaay
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# apparently "spinbox" will be blocked by Norton on its default setting.
I had to disable the ad-blocking to see it.

And now for the woo: woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# how bizarre.....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# how fucking annoying too -
it also blocks all images with certain width and height tags, no matter whether they are ads or not.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# I'd "have" her for dinner any day.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# oh dear
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# *fwaps anyway*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Lisa Kudrow?
AICMFP
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Nah. Too happy looking.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
She's a bit stingy with the points there.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# MUCKY BITCH!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# that's at least a 7.3
/connoisseur
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ha arf!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Ohh, that's gonna be an unpopular decision...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# *shuns the decision*


*doesn't say hello on the bus home even though it gets off at my stop*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# i source that recognise...!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# egg!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Blimey, look at the size of the Wagon Wheel he's holding!
Woo to teh pic too! =)

Also, TJ:

New Perry Bible Fellowship strip!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Is it wrong that I read that as Wogan wheel?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Is it Wogan that I read that as wrong wheel?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# is it wheel that i read that as wrong Wogan?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# You don't have to Wogan to wrong here... but it's wheel!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# A wheel in the wrong is worth two in the Wogan!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Arf!
I think most of us did
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# I don't think I ever posted this (Terry was a bit too small)..
^But here's a flimsy pretext.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Haha!


I should point out that this isn't all my own work - I can't remember who did the Tigger....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# that would be me
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Was it? Splendid! I'll make sure I credit you in future.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I had a film pun phase a while back
they're all on my website
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# 'Not terribly well hidden, though', a pedant writes.
"I could see him from the other side of the room."
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I believe that was mentioned the first time around, too....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# i think
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# aaargh
that is more disturbing than I can possibly express in words
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Where's Psausage when you need him?
With his Hulk Wogan, of course.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:08, archived)
# yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
clickity click!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# i have a new favourite
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)
# this will always be my favourite
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Very good sir!
Woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# an egg comes out of a chicken
a chick comes out of an egg
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# we sow the seeds
nature grows the seeds

then we eat the seeds

oh wow!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# where does the ping pong ball fit into all of this?
woo to the pic!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# if you try fitting a ping pong ball in to a chicken
I'll get the RSPCA on to you
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# OK, I'll use an egg
next time
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# ina box ina box ina box ina box


Don't think it was really worth the effort or the fresh thread, oh well!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Ace!
Loads better than the one below!




That reads quite sarcastically doesn't it - not meant that way.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# we'll just pat each others backs then!
does that sound a bit wrong?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)
# It's the thought that counts!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Saved me the effort
I was just trying to do that, gave up tho. Well done for trying.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Lots of Healthy Cats and Boxes...
Take that Schrödinger!

Woo to Both
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# haha
here's something for them to eat

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Oooh... O_o
fishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafishinafi...*inhales*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# here is the source image
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I think I've seen that before...
I forgot to woo your pic though, how rude. Here, Samuel L Jackson's got some woo for you:

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Hmmm... quick & dirty... and pushing the HOOJ picture down the board...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Woo for cloning!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# and put to such good use too.
make more kitties!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Ace!
Loads better than the one above!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I'm not sure about that... but cheers =)
*high fives*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# fishy
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# :(
I do not like my old name being used for evil
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# dude
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# where's my car?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Shibby
Sweet.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# hey Admiral!
Hows it hanging?

You got any gigs local soon?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Topical.
Woo.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Too big. Then unoriginal (NOT plaigarised). Now what?
I'll keep putting my n00bjuice all over yer collective face 'til I get this right.



kudos to doctorwhen and HappyToast...

MMM. 78k. my fave
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Oh please just fuck off.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# What the fuck is that?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Haha
Ning! Only a quick ning as too busy today and they put a netwok monitor on all our PC's.. Bastards...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Oof. Harsh
Good luck Sir!

(And come to the Vileevils gig in january with me and Mr SuperSpecial!)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# oooo, might just do that
supposed to go in Dec again as well.
Mail me dates as I'm off home now

Byesy byes!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Byeeeee!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# no.
no, no, no.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# you are king of the t'interweb!
you make us look small with you big penis..... pity it is growing out of your head!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# He does have such a big penis
our penises are small compared to his
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# BOMB DA PUUURRH HAARHBOUHH!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace... ahhhh
*does pokemon style face*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# His penis is much, much bigger than my penis
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
#
baldmonkey?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# tit-based cunt
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# 81k, as a matter of fact.
be a good chap and fuck off :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# point 9, point 9.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# bright light, bright light!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Actually
it rounds up to 82.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# If you're being vague about it.
;-)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# 82.0 then.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I show it as 81975 bytes.
And I do not round up. As it makes people feel big and clever.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i'm 3.7 inches
i like to round it up to 8...

:D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# :D typical.
*stiffler* around....



(sorry, pooter's autocompleting everything)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# I'm can't be racist.
I'm marrying half a black man. And half a white one.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# it's a sympathy vote
:P
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# NECROPHILIAC!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# your only marrying him, so when he does the washing up
you can fantasize about him being your slave
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# He is my slave.
My LUUUURVE slave.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# you win the internet
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# burn it!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Build a bridge out of it
;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# ooooooooooh oo oh oooooooO oO oooooh a oh oh
lets make a new start
build a bridge to your heart!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Afternings, sir!
Did you see this earlier?

www.b3ta.com/board/6561768

Hopefully it didn't get you chucked off the board before I edited it...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# gonna build a bridge, gonna build a bridge, YEAH
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Your great
I think I love you



When I say great i mean your a twunt and when I say I love you, I mean I wanna stab you in the face.

That is all.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# brilliant!
made me shit with pleasure
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# that made me go HA!
HA!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
#
Are you sure you want to ignore user Dan of the Crippled Nipples?

Yes, I'm sure
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# here
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/britzinspace.jpg

there's no need to be a troll about this sort of basic digital image saving, ignore the people being rude and don't react to it, thats just the way ot is around here when people are pissed off by troll-like posts (which yours deliberately or not....is). Try reading up on optimisation on sites like www.lemony.co.uk, its a very basic procedure that will benefit you enormously if you want to stick with digital imagery.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Return to the pit whence you came
That is just a pile of shit. No humour at all in it, in fact, there is no funniness registering on the fun-o-meter at all.
Not even a twitch.
Instead of playing with paint and annoying us on here, why don't you go back to wearing your sisters panties and dresses and playing with her doll collection.
Now fuck off, theres a good lad.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# WTF is that shit?
What kind of mong with a head dobber are you?

I would ignore you but FireFox has denied me the ignore button.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
#

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F::::::::::::::::::::F A:::A QQ:::::::::QQ !!:!!
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F::::::FFFFFFFFFF A:::::A A:::::A Q:::::O Q:::::Q!:::!
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(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# .
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Boooooooo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# ello!
did you manage to download that mix in the end? :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Bugger, no, sorry, I forgot
Lost the link. I'll have a spazz back on the links board and have another try.

It was SUPER though. That Progidy remix at the end, mmmmm
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# :D glad you liked it!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# is still loading even on my 545363648746 GB conection
*i just dont get it.
the clown's melted by the kitty's stare out power
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I was just thinking how its sad that the kittin hasn't made any exciting discovery
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# A box that he can climb in....AND through AND possibly even sit on?!
What could be more exciting for a kitten?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i was looking far to deeply at that
*takes some deep breath's
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# You got the kittin excited over an empty box?
You shit!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Kittens
love empty boxes. Put a box on the floor, my cat will be in it in seconds.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# TJ:
in tatty shop is it possible to cut corners on an image to smooth them out...?

I have a logo i need to reproduce...
the font is Franklin gothic but the previous designer rounded the sharp corners...
is there an easy way to do this other than creating an arc shaped highlight and deleting the corners?

*edit* sorry.... how rude of me... loverly fluff

*edit2* pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... pussy..... box..... *esplodes*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# erm,
not too sure what you're asking but try selecting the text
with the magic wand and then from the selection menu
pick smooth selection

then invert the selection ctrl-alt-I and then ctrl X it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# nah... i'll get an image...


the top one is my text... the bottom one is the source image... see how the corners of the t are curved out... i've already got the outer glow sorted

*edit* i fink i got it.... you were right... select all of the image... then modify the selection by smoothing it... cvheers

*edit2* WOOOOO!!! nice one chaaaarse! (too explicit) cheers :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# that's ma boy!
:P

Edit: ha ha! my swear filter has blanked the last word that you wrote :)
i think it has to do with the way it ends...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I could do it in illustrator, if thats any help...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# are you trying to suggest my advice is worthless?
:D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# yeah
you could rasterise the text, ctrl-select the layer to get the outline, use Select-Modify-Smooth to round off the edges, invert, delete.

Ah, ummm, ignore me... :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# sorry... wha?
:D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# yay! playteim!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# *Awaits animation...*
*waits*


*waits*


*checks*


Its a jpg. Hmmmm

Nice shoppage though. I presume.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Poor pussycat
no geiger counter or nuclear stuff in it at all

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# oooo
sensible shoes
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Oh....
You turned off the clown!

Thanks.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I don't know where this came from


The really odd thing is that it's not all that different from the sentiments of the original poster
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# your supressed misogyny perhaps?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# You should NEVER suppress your misogyny.
never.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# fucking mingey tit-based CUNTS!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahah



Hhahahahhahahahaha.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# that's the spirit.
gotta love 'em tho.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# tit-based cunts?
interesting
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# 'tit-based' cunts
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# tit-based 'cunts'?

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# 'tit' based cunts
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# What?
even a canoeing bean sprout dancing the fandango?:O
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Erm
I can't see anything?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Redex
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# MindyershoesI'mgonnableeeeeeuuurghhhh
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
*edit* oh bugger, I've just noticed the dog's vest. Well, I'm not fiddling with it any more.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# i love vimto*


*i don't love vomit
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# You love vomit.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# well, a bit
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# what about
vimto vomit?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Vimto is the Drink of Champs!
Still only mind...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# fizzy vimto is the work of satan
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I agree
Its nasty stuff.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ooh, no! Still Vimto just tastes like fizzy vimto that's gone flat.
If you know what I mean - it's a fairly obvious statement, I know - but I mean it's like a flat fizzy drink, and everyone knows they're not nice.

I'll get my coat.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I know what ya mean
It just tastes old and wrong - bit like bitter tastes like old beer....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Hmm... but I like bitter.
And lager.

And Guinness.

And Bloody Marys.

I'll stop now.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Ahh well
Never mind, I know what I meant lol.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I know what you meant too - I'm clearly just a little odd.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# No way...
It's a Dilutable Drink.. Therefore it can be User Created... You can have your own, Utterly Unique, Vimto Experiance..

I Must Defend the Still Vimto.. It kept me alive when I was in Uni and Gave up Alcohol...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *has never had it*
Is this another too young thing?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Shouldn't think so...
It's still around these days. You just need to go to the right shops.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Evidently
My mum used to drink Mackie's and Vimto in the 60s
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# if you have a sodastream, there's a whole world of flavour
that opens up to you
(word to the wise, never try fizzy milk: instant vomit)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# *wants to try fizzy milk*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# seriously, no
i threw up IMMEDIATELY
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I'll let you know how I get on =)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
#
*spuwwwwwkkks
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# fizzy piss
and fizzy spunk are ace
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# You're older than me and I
have it all the time.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# so dee aye
nice with fish n ships
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# pfft
'bile'
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Is that Tesco Value Vimto?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# It's old skool.
With the diced carrots, tomato skins & sweetcorn.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Ah...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Arf!


(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Brum
I worked in Brum some years ago and went in the pub at lunchtime with a Brumite. I said "What are you having" and he replied.
"Uyl 'av a Mackison and Vimto shandy ta'"
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Bloody hell
I had no idea people still did that
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# ^this
hahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Mmmmm
Tasty.

Vimto, I mean.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# yum
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# you bastard
/office lollage
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# 'what's the worse that could happen?'
Pffft!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahahhahaah
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Hmm
The badge on the dog looks like it says Yimto...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# hehehe Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I done the vest for you

Or did I miss the point?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Ta.
That's much better.

(Eh? You think there's a POINT?)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# They love the pink ones
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Santa?
Balloons? Hummingbird?

What more could one want from life?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# the next frame in a film of this moment
when EVERYTHING POPS!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Cor, imagine the racket that would make!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I LOVE this!
Woo and Yay!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# :D I love that it's mad, but the source must've been fucking bonkers anyway.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I only added the sea
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Not the massive hummingbird then?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# what massiv..... good lord, I hadn't noticed that!

;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# more swapsies
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I would so ruin her....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# What!
even with that hair n tie
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# and balls?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Even more so....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# you've
got a point!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# so's she
badum tsshhh.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# *groan!!!
pfft
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# anyman would ruin her as she'd fucking snap in two
she needs to put some weight on the skinny bint.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I've got 14 stone she can put on her.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# You barstard!
You just provoked an ustoppable laughter loop.

The more I try not to laugh the funnier it becomse, and people are looking at me funny.

Which makes it worse...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Serves you right you pervert!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Is that Rob?
In the dress?

soz Rob. :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I think it's that bloke who shot first
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# That's no Greedo!


(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# 'nother
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Would!
And... would!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# *struts*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# the one on the left just
looks like a typical lesbian now.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Looks...
Like my cousin Mike
(Micheal Hunt)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# sorry roastpee!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# No unshopped pics please
But seriously, can you tell a difference?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# shriek
shrieks......
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)
# I always suspected
he was no member of the Federation of Master Builders.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# made me laugh
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffft
Very good
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Great!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hahah
loon!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# "piss in the bath"
comedy genius
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Thats awesome!
Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Bob the Bastard Builder!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I always had a notion about him!
Especially his tractor!!

Woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# OMG - that is one of my open projects!
YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT YOU CUNT
oh well, better than I would have done it anyway
( ¦;¬D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Travel advice from the "Really Rough Guide to Europe"


In honour of some of the glorious seamage over the past coupla days
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# christ
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Do you not bother with your killing hammer these days?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# sometimes it's too overwhelming to produce anger
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# More of a resigned lethargy?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# like as if someone slapped you across the head as they walked past
but you're really tired, and can't be bothered to chase them round the office
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I know the feeling.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
I really shouldn't be let loose on MSpaint....
This much is clear
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# *Thinks "that looks shit"*...
*gets*
*spits tea*
*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Oh Dear!
Arf!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# they'll all out voting now
or deported

/reality blog
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# oh dear
:)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Been a while since I posted anything picturey
So have an illustration of what happens when TVs get headaches.



And a chance to spam! The competition at digitalshow.co.uk ends on sunday so pleeeease get your votes in! Details are in my profile.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# beetlejuice! beetlejuice! beetlejuice!
edit: voted!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, actually. Damn.

EDIT: Ta! I knew I could count on you lovely b3tans.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Excellent!

/edit: sets desktop
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Oh no poor tele
*gives headex*

Clears cache and spams votes for the clever sugarspun
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Very, very nice.
I love your style, you never feel the need to go over the top and it just pops right off the page.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# :)
Thankyou lovely.

And I've always been a great believer in minimalism, its much easier to translate.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# You're very welcome
Although that's used up all my nice for the day so I'm going to be an old grouchy seabitch now.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I feel a tad guilty for stealing your loveliness now
...




*eats maryland cookies*

*cares little*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Oh Noes!!
He's being attacked by a square-headed squid!!!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# likey, likey
there seems to be a strange three-dimensional effect about it
or it's just time to go home for me
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# He did have a little aerial
but it gave him the craziest perspective you've ever seen. It was like the 11th dimension.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
TV in Pain.. That's what you get for Giving us Vernon Kay (and all the Clone-a-likes that Followed)

Wooo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Woo!
You're a bit good at this stuff!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# can you make them clickable links in your profile?
as i'm too lazy to cut and paste
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)

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