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had this in my head

prolly should leave it there..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)

that would have been wise

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)

have this instead then.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)

Is that Justin Lee Collins?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)

hehe

I thought that when I put the initials up as the filename..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)

Yeah in Trading Places

It's the 'Just looking after my investment' scene.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE DAN ACKROYD.

"IT WAS ONLY ANGEL DUST!"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)

don't be illin'

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)

we be steady chillin'

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)

No, very good

comment on the state of british farming. Its all because of that lisping mockney jamie oliver,
making the plebs want strawberries in the middle of winter.

(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)

so i'm not the only one then,

was expecting people to think I was racist, whereas I was trying to get the point accross that sainsburys have just made a big push towards fairtrade bananas whilst cutting the price of milk so that it is not cost effective for british farmers to produce it..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)

As far as I can make out

the government encourages it as they need to turn the farms into landfill sites

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fuscous, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)

FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO LIVE ON!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)

DEYR TEKKIN UR JURBS!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:00, archived)

but i really wanted that underpaid factory work!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

refurbishing bogroll

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)

DR TKN R JBS!!!!

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slight yoinks!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)

stupid company buy fair trade teabags and they're shit, i have to use 2 to get a decent cuppa... i ask you what are things coming to when the suffering of third world citizens is more important than a decent cup of tea... Sir Francis Drake is spinning in his grave I'm sure...

/19th century brit blog

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)

NOTHING!

is more important than TEA!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)

Sadly it's true.

I've tried 'Clipper' fairtrade decaf coffee, and it's awful. ASDA have fairtrade bananas - you can spot them a mile off as they're the small bright green sour ones.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)

Buy Twinings Darjeeling.

It is all the lovely. I have my own, private box of it at work, and I make tea with it and drink the tea and it is nice and I become a bit happier.

But not as happy as I will be when I hand in my notice on Friday. :D

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)

braw!

enjoy the moment of liberation
before the fear sets in

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

Good morning my grumptious mandrills.

I am handing in my resignation this week. So I need a new areer. I thought I might get a job in DTP and advertising. What do you think?

I shall ertainly need another job; I need the ash as I think my keyboard might be broken. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)

BIRMINGHAM!!!

fixed yay

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)

rikey!

I hanged that. Better now?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)

'hung'

not hanged

/jests

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)

ha ha!

you utter utter unt!

:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)

hahahaha

I see nothing wrong here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)

BANG!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

i wanna dance with somebody

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)

this is true!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)

i wanna feel the HEAT!

with somebody

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)

ooh going in dry!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)

WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAH

i wanna dance with somebody

with some ~ body who lurves me!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)

I'm supposed to be going to my work's do tomorrow as a character from dirty dancing

I have no idea what it is about til earlier I was told about a woman who needs to get an abortion, a jewish family, tight trousers and 80s music

thus I am going to the party as an aborted foetus with my big curly sideburns and a flying v guitar

/probably not, I'll probably just go with my hair slicked back

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)

Just go in your underpants.

People won't question you.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)

I've never been questioned, ever before!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)

*wedgies*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)

*squeals*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)

you got a perty mouth boy

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)

Oh Whitney, you filthy crackwhore. Where will you go next?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)

anywhere for my next fix

oh bobby i miss you

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)

TELL US ABOUT THAT WHOLE BROWN LOVE THING AGAIN, WHITNEY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)

two can play that game

you're plaaaaaaaaaaaying

bobby's got a brand new beat

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)

Deember?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)

Read the whole post

otherwise I think you might be missing the joke.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)

you am needing a new keybaord

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

Deer bos, I resine.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)

he am resining from him job as am proff raeder

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)

Im sick an tred of beign treted lik an idit.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

orl yu guys tink i am thik

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)

i looked through my calendar last night

i love it!

you have out done yourself mate :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)

HOORAY!

i'm glad you like it, i've got a special andrew treat for everyone tomorrow, so don't forget to be around.

it would have been today but were off to the pub today as it's my MD's last day before christmas as he's having a holiday in switzerland this christmas.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)

oo! alright for some!

i'd love to be in Switzerland for christmas
i did it about 5 years ago and was great fun :)

i'll keep my eyes peeled for more AMcD tomorrow :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

oh, he won't be skiing, he's not the type for that

he'll just be relaxing, mind you it's prpobably the first proper holoday he's had in a few years, so i can;t grumble at him for that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)

hahaha!

I was perusing your porn site the other day. It's a grand concept.

But, seeing as all the content is user submitted, how do you guarantee that there are no under agers in the pictures that are sent in?

And if there are any, are you responsible as the site owner?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)

Well,

I get them to enter the date of birth. People under 18 don't know how to cheat this test.

I disclaim everything. I can say that I am not responsible for user-contributed naughtiness.

The site is actively moderated by volunteers who pull suspicious images. Members can also flag images as dodgy.

I can't be liable if I am willing to pull images, and if I help investigations into illegality etc.

Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)

Braw!

*carries on wanking*

Surely you could make money from it it if you charged for membership?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)

Yes, but then there's problems

like setting up a business, a merchant account, paying for a payment gateway, guaranteeing levels of service and access for members, blah blah blah.
If it were set up as a business, I wouldn't want to be the one running it.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)

I see your point. And who can complain about free porn?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)

how about donations?

No! Monetary donations!

I also had a look, by god there are a lot of exhibitionist mingers out there!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

what is this crazy website?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)

dirty dirty pron!

quick! slip me the address!

*bookmarks*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)

What seems like a responsible question from anyone else somehow has sinister overtones when I see your username.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)

haha

So you'll be expeting me to follow this up with a request for him to forward all the child porn images that are pulled from the site then?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)

We've never had any.

People are generally quite responsible at posting (unlike some other websites). We've only ever pulled images for violating copyright.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)

Braw!

I'm going to start sending in pictures of myself fucking strange things, like tortoises and my grandad (not at the same time obviously, that would be gross).

Will they be pulled?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)

I tried to pull your grandad once.

He gave me a black eye.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)

That's because he's a one man man

I think Swaza's banging him just now

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

I expect you've gaz'd him for them.

TODAY I WILL BE MAKING GROSSLY INACCURATE STATEMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)

Stop H4x0r1n6 my GAZ!!!111

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)

ha ha!!

researching for a new song eh Mr Townsend?
;)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)

Totally!

There's nothing to see here, move along now.....

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)

ever since he was a young boy

he played the silver ball...

:D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)

Neato!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)

hahahahahaha!

That's ace! and hurrah for grumptious mandrills!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)

Haha! Broken keyboard =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

Very good!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)

mimsyhead!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:54, archived)

Yay! Gary Bushell's head also looks the same upside down as the right way up.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:55, archived)

that's his arsehole shoe-oily?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)

Gary Bushell's arsehole looks the same as his head which looks the same upside down as the right way up.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)

I'm sure his breath doesn't change either

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)

Norm!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)

haha

morning you rotters

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)

rotters! haha

You sir! are a cad and a bounder!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)

if you didn't love it I wouldn't say it

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)

why you insolent whelp!

.
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.
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yeh OK!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)

whipper snapper!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)

what's going up in groove town then?

(qdamik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)

Yay for Hollys!

I met both the Hollys a couple of weeks ago - very nice both of em :)

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Weetobix, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)

'ning all you sexy people

what are you all up to today?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:39, archived)

Working on my I love horses remix.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:42, archived)

no way!

*scurries off to find link to Count Vanderhoff speedcore remix*

edit: arse I can't find it :(

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:45, archived)

No way?

WITH A Y?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:46, archived)

yeah, really

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)

NO WAF!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:52, archived)

cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:50, archived)

Invading Japan

In civ3

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:46, archived)

I just bought civ4

that civ3 has cost me a lot of time...a whole lot of time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:50, archived)

Civ 4 makes my poor laptop boil.

Now I don't want to go back to civ 3, but playing civ 4 for an hour gives me a bsod. I've decided to start cutting myself.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:52, archived)

it totally eats all my RAM and shit

but civ3 was no more stable, to be honest

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:55, archived)

are they putting up much of a fight?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)

nursing a sore neck

and arguing with people.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:56, archived)

kinda sounds like my day toO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)

Wow

more people are awake :)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:57, archived)

I'm playing Sanat today at my work Secret Santa!

full suit, beard - the lot!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)

Haha

I did that once, in a supermarket. Until I got ill of the fumes coming off the gluhwein

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)

Mmmmmm... tasty.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:33, archived)

doogpicture.

imgoingtobed.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:44, archived)

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:55, archived)

WEEK!!!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:58, archived)

SLEF! POR TRIT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:58, archived)

Someone did this one of me a while back, I think it was black moon.

Yes, it was black moon that did it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:01, archived)

Sweet.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:03, archived)

good portraits everyone.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:05, archived)

STILL GOT MA HEADPHONES ON.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:08, archived)

crap, but accurate

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:14, archived)

Is you a ginger?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:15, archived)

fire up the ovens.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:17, archived)

gas mark 4 please

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:20, archived)

Please eat this loaf of bread and this raw sausage mince.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:23, archived)

174004456987821311

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:24, archived)

Is that your phone number? We should have phone sex.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:25, archived)

THATS THE NUMBER ON MY FOREARM.

I'M A JEW, REMEMBER? FROM THE PARTY?

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:29, archived)

THAT SELF HATING JEW THAT DRINKS FANTA EVEN THOUGH IT WAS MADE FOR THE NAZIS?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:32, archived)

OF COURSE. HAVE YOU SEEN MY NOSE?

(see above picture)

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:36, archived)

You could slash someone's throat open with that thing.

DO IT.

POST IT ON YOUTUBE.

SAY YOU WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2300000

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:29, archived)

I don't understand.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:39, archived)

IS HE LEFT HANDED AS WELL?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:17, archived)

NO, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE DREW IT WITH HIS LEFT HAND!

LOL!

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:23, archived)

I was

too busy wanking to draw

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:25, archived)

Pictures of myself are the only thing that gets me randy these days.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:27, archived)

yes

yes I am

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:18, archived)

There, there.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:28, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)

hahahahahahahah god-DAYM you need to draw more cartoons! :D

NING!

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:53, archived)

i got room to set up a little studio in my new place

and i should be able to get teh internets as well!

woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)

sounds good!! Hope everything is ok with the new house :D

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)

still not unpacked yet

but it already feels more like home than the flat ever did

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

good!

Am I invited to your housewarming party?!

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

of course!!

6 pint jugs all round!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)

WOO!

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

me too !

*high fives*

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:52, archived)

woo!

*face fives*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)

hahaha

brilliant!

toot toot

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Ceteri, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:09, archived)

2 hours???

Is every B3tan dead?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:30, archived)

mmmm perfect

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

Norm loves him

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:22, archived)

haha

that would be such a great album cover. 4 REALZ.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:32, archived)

sorry!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:38, archived)

Hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:40, archived)

sorry!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:44, archived)

sorry!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:54, archived)

sorry!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:05, archived)

That is tops

Alf from Corrie, made me chortle

(Hoofdog, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:33, archived)

haha :D

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:42, archived)

top banananana dude!!!

I like the way I think these things up!!!!!!
/original!!!
/liar

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:47, archived)

hey - great minds think alike as they say!

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:59, archived)

the face on yours is feckin brillo!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:06, archived)

this is a slef portrit.

too big

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:11, archived)

and a very good one it is.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:14, archived)

I think everyone should do a slelf portrait today.

they are fun to see.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:16, archived)

I is doink a salf portrit of a cow!!!!

/is a cow

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:24, archived)

"Where's.. my.. COKE?!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:15, archived)

OFG THIS PICTURE IS SO BIG IT MADE MY GIRLFRIEND LEAVE ME AND NOW I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:16, archived)

DOESNT THAT HAPPEN EVERY SUNDAY?

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:16, archived)

YES. REINCARNATION IS A BITCH, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S BACK INTO THE SAME BODY EVERY TIME.

Once, just once, I'd like to wake up on Monday to find that I am a goat.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)

hay guyz u shuld post some funnie picturz, plz.

i like ur picturz, evry1.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:36, archived)

OFG THREADWASTE U CUNT

YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE BY DOING THIS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:47, archived)

I did make a picture this morning.

www.b3ta.com/board/6627765

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:50, archived)

that is a gud picture.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:51, archived)

Got an ad lib for this?

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mid/009.mid

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:55, archived)

i may later.

any chance you could make this and maybe a few other of your songs .mp3s as i want to edit your sounds and shitty wavpad won't let me edit .midi filez.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:01, archived)

free midi to wav converters are pretty easy to find on google...

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:03, archived)

I should look for one

since that feature's disabled in the free version of Anvil Studio!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:07, archived)

I use mid converter 4.0, which does the trick nicely.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:08, archived)

Yeah, it works

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/009.mp3

..haven't found an altogether free one yet, but a trial version'll do for this instant.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:29, archived)

i just killed lisntening to this on superdistorted and superloud and holding the speakers right against my ears.

I love it more now.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:42, archived)

That really needs a slow monologue of someone describing how they chopped up their wife.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:02, archived)

that would be awesome.

Your Twelve Angry Men blog is a very cool concept. I wish something like that had been around 15 years ago when I was trying to do music type things.

Then again, the Internet as we know it wasn't around back then, either.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:05, archived)

Fo shiz.

Why, I had to make do with multi-tracking audio cassettes!

Though this recent activity is making me scheme for PC of my very very own..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:06, archived)

Thanks!

You're welcome to join in - gaz me an email address and I'll send an invite.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:07, archived)

and with one more member we will in fact be twelve men.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:15, archived)

I'm pretty sure we wouldn't all be men...

I wonder who of us will be Henry Fonda?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:17, archived)

Can I be Ted Turner?

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:20, archived)

Only if you do the captain planet thing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYFu__Q9ASU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:21, archived)

I used to love that show.

and I always loved picking on Ted Turner.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:27, archived)

What changed?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:28, archived)

I haven't watched it in too long.

They don't play it as often as they did. They only play it when I'm not home and thats bullshit.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:39, archived)

They're always keeping whitey down like this.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:16, archived)

It should be slow, yes.

"..or the guy who took a knife, and monogrammed his wife
then tossed her in the pool to watch her drown..
yes, folks were just plain folks, back in my home town.."

/Tom Lehrer

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:05, archived)

Haha!

We should get James Earl Jones to read it, then do a pitch shift on his voice to make it even deeper.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:13, archived)

I'd like to hear this speech with that midi in the background

"Can I confess something?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNap8SYo4ws

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)

Ahh, Walken. Is there anything he can't do?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:20, archived)

Nope.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:25, archived)

he can't make yogurt out of wood.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:44, archived)

I bet he can.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:46, archived)

I need proof. Do you have a link to that?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:52, archived)

Hahaha!

Safety hasn't been discussed nearly enough lately. This in itself is very unsafe.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:57, archived)

fuckle the buck up!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:57, archived)

Haha

I am liking this :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:02, archived)

oh good

i'll use the opportunity to plug my film I project again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekf6kVl8OG4

O RLY?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:56, archived)

i liek it.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:14, archived)

Not funneh, but fluffeh

www.b3ta.com/board/6404131
'nings all

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:01, archived)

Kitties!

'ning..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:29, archived)

'ning

found this yesterday :/

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)

*wastes a thread, confident in the fact that no one cares*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:45, archived)

Wait a second.

*I* care.

...nah, actually I don't. Do carry on.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)

*carries on*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:47, archived)

and well done

on a prompt response at this ungodly hour

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:47, archived)

I have no idea why I'm awake...

I feel like I should say something about FAQ just for the ritual of it

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:52, archived)

*rapes you in the face*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:56, archived)

B3taMax cares.

It's why he's mad.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:57, archived)

I'll take some heat, too.

Not altered. Just a picture. But I keep thinking
it's one of those back-of-the-head nightmare things!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:09, archived)

love that site

im quite the fan of the 'chin curtain' also know as 'the donegal'.

a particular favourite is this chap

i want his hat

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Ceteri, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:22, archived)

Now why do I want to ram that pipe through the other side of his neck?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:27, archived)

becuz it wuld b funnie.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:30, archived)

and I'd be all like, YEAH! SMOKE ON THAT YA BEARDY CUNT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:33, archived)

and i wuld b all like "lol, ur beard throat is stabed in ur windpipe".

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:35, archived)

when you beard pipe him will you nick his hat for me?

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Ceteri, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:54, archived)

(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:31, archived)

The Hawking will pwn superman.

He can make black holes with his mind!

Fucking black holes, dude!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:35, archived)

Heh.

Woo, I say!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:43, archived)

Now you've gone and done it. Now you've made B3taMax mad!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:22, archived)

IT HAS NO GENITALS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:26, archived)

THAT'S WHY IT'S MAD

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:28, archived)

Stands to reason.

Hello, you!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:38, archived)

yello.

I trust you had a spiffing vacation.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)

Ugh.

Not as such.. two weeks off with little to do, though I did have to come into the office a couple of times for urgent stuff not directly related to my job.
Also the cats' check-ups provided.. mixed results.
Been back at work mostly on my own for the last two weeks, which has been bloody exhausting.

How're you?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:56, archived)

sorry your time off wasn't relaxing. :(

I've had the last few days off of work to celebrate getting even older. I've spent them well; eating enchiladas, drinking alcohol, sleeping, snuggling with my cats, and doing damned little else.

Unfortunately, tomorrow it's back to work and the unpleasantness of the real world. But at least I've had some time to enjoy life.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:25, archived)

Yay!

Happy days, and all that - had my birthday in my break, too. 31 already, w00t.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:29, archived)

Happy, happy.

I turned 42, but I don't look or feel a day over 110.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:09, archived)

Life can be done right,

even with nothing but food, shelter, something to watch movies on, movies, beer, an occasional scotch, books, more food, a comfy bed, one or more cats, some hope of a hot tub in your future, did I metion electricity? Gotta have that.

A motorcycle or some interest in surfing, martial arts, mountian climbing, serial killing or something also does wonders.

Happy Shiksamass

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:52, archived)

B3taMax is hung like a hoover.

But he keeps it tucked away in a special pouch in his crotch, and only brings it out on special occasions.

♥ Like when the grandkids come over to play. ♥

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:31, archived)

Longer better one coming soon

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:23, archived)

His spoon is insufficiently big.

(onomatopoeicneologism, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:28, archived)

Yes it is

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:28, archived)

Carrot needs spoooooooooooooonguaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

'cuz it looks like he's gonna get spanged!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:35, archived)

a more nightmarish vision of our dying world has never been created.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:29, archived)

I know

Isn't it terrific

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:31, archived)

thank isis you left out the dry-cleaning bag or i'd be crying myself to sleep tonight.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:38, archived)

Spoon!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:34, archived)

ris?

is this supposed to be a cheap imitation of don hertzfeldt?
/edit: echo...echo...echo...echo...

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:38, archived)

nowhere near as good.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:16, archived)

who the fuck is that?

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 2:49, archived)

his spoon is too big

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:53, archived)

thank you.

thank fucking christ i'm not the only one on b3ta who can see a foot in front of their face.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:54, archived)

I YAM A BA NAN A!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:57, archived)

There is no pun

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:11, archived)

yapoogaliser!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:56, archived)

我做了一大poo 用中文

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:59, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:04, archived)

Is that

Rob Schnider?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:19, archived)

looks like

a neverending spiral staircase. ill give it a thumbs up

(shamen Geekius Maximus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:22, archived)

It could be a washer machine

I give 2 thumbs up

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:24, archived)

Some kind of abbatoir machine with rotating blades

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:29, archived)

look out meat hereeeee comesssssss

the new dyson chopper.
It slices and dyses it even does you laundry
yours for only $300.00

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:36, archived)

What the cock?

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:22, archived)

nicely done.

brightened up some from the b&w version.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:27, archived)

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:27, archived)

Is this some kind of meat processing device?

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:35, archived)

I'm in ur fanbelt, stealing ur gearz

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:08, archived)

I've been waiting a half an hour

to see what's at the top of the stairs!

MAKE IT STOP!!!

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:23, archived)

Well Done

It's not a meat processor: it's art, duhh!

*feels superior to all of the people pushing meat onto their monitors right now*

I like it because it's shiny and purple, but not too shiny or too purple. Also it's sufficiently complex to make me go: ~~WONG~~

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:05, archived)

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SAY THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T PUSH MEAT ONTO ART?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:08, archived)

I didn't say that they shouldn't

I just get to feel superior to them, that's all.

Any excuse.

Mmmm, pushing meat, grawlawlr.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:17, archived)

just because.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)

may i be the first to say.

GOATSE.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)

no!

never!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)

..with a twist.

woo!

Have some strangeness.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)

neat. uncomfortable time signatures.

reminds me of industrial music (not the throbbing gristle variety, but those cds they put out for companies to buy to use in corporate and promotional videos with titles like 'selling victory').

i keep meaning to cobble something together to put there but haven't found the time.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)

A red, red rose saw a big pig pose on the edge of a silver dollar.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:03, archived)

gibberish!

ok, it's a ris to me.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)

The end of its tail was a long-necked nail, and in place of its face was a scholar.

"The Laughing Song" from Duck Stab!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:12, archived)

ah, i'm not well versed in the residents.

other interests at the time they were at their best, and have yet to catch up beyond the basics.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:16, archived)

All together now:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:08, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)

'ning!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)

'allo!

GTA smelling like half frozen poo, as usual for this time of year?
We've had the monster winds, all day, out here in LotusLand.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)

it varies from frozen to balmy every few days.

so yes, but the urine stink is more prevalent in my neighbourhoods. i'm all high class and stuff.

mmmm, lotuses.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:10, archived)

Pffft!

Noooo

*buys drink

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)

i don't think it's tight enough to make that noise anymore.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:07, archived)

Have a shitty repost for a slow board.

And I will be too busy sleeping to bother about the rattled board and hippo throwing. 'Night all.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:22, archived)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:24, archived)

I know I know,

Fixed now, alright ;-)

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:25, archived)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:25, archived)

no, i'm afraid you posted a redex

don't try to worm around it

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:25, archived)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)

Sorry,

sleeping

*sleeps*

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:27, archived)

Sometimes I wonder how people get high post counts

then I step back and watch 4 posts spewed out in sub 30 seconds. ;)
EDIT: Also a woo to the pic!

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DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:27, archived)

*Wakes up*

My pic? Thanks.

*nods off*

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:38, archived)

Yup,

Made me smirk :D

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DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)

It's all about spending long periods drinking absinthe and rnadomly internetting

then re-emerging on b3ta in a flurry of posts for 5 minutes before leaving again.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:47, archived)

I love that image quality.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)

one ticket....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:30, archived)

i have a seam...

(deathbyfeedback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:30, archived)

I just don't DO seams

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:34, archived)

i have seam the coming of the glory of our lord*

*yog-sothoth.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:50, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:52, archived)

knitwear has all the seams.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:03, archived)

that kind of dog has always made me think of a real life muppet dog with rabies.

scary as fuck to think that way.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:53, archived)

my sister had a couple of them.

they're very smart and have good dispositions but are terribly fragile. they can run ike hell, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:12, archived)

YEAH! RIDE THE SEAMS, YOU JUNKIE FUCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:57, archived)

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:33, archived)

QUICK SOEMONE MAKE THIS A YTNMD NOW!

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:35, archived)

oh yes...

img140.imageshack.us/img140/3944/alizeeslowmo7wu.gif

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:35, archived)

164 days 'till she's legal

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:37, archived)

~~legal~~ over the hill.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:52, archived)

shes 22 now..... so i dunno about legal?

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:53, archived)

i don't even know who she is or how old.

i just like intergenerational sex chat.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:56, archived)

sorry, i was still thinking about thingumy from lazytown

as seen above

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:54, archived)

oh yes i see now....

carry on

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)

*carries on*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)

Stop that! You'll go blind!

www.b3ta.com/board/6624889

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:00, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:37, archived)

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)

Whats her name again?

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:40, archived)

erm... alizee

ashully no... thats not her in that video

(removed link)

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)

Is this her?

www.alizeesfanny.com

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:50, archived)

nah.. another fake

you can tell by the furry bits

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:52, archived)

Alizée.

Her music's fucking awful, but my, what a wiggle.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:54, archived)

the wiggles have got her to replace the cancered one?!

that'll engage the kiddies.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)

class!

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)

Tops!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:49, archived)

'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)

Thirsty baby.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:37, archived)

Could I just be the first to say

...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(

Yes.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)

Thanks

I feel much better now

Edit: G'night all, I'm off to bed

(

Reversetastic

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

What is he doing with the third hat?

Is he going to take a poo in it?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

www.toddstrong.com/hatmanipulation/3h_flip_to_head_roll_off_h.htm

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)

Where's the poo?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)

hahaha

also: eurgh!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)

AWESOME

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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)

that's absolutely bizarre

so woo for that!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)

ick.

*removes udders, replaces with big fat penis*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)

Do one with poo!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:44, archived)

Poo! The stuff that comes out of your bum.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)

Here you are

Give this a try

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)

I certainly do like poo!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)

poo lovers only!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)

Yaaaay!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)

You really do like poo,

good on ya.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)

The eating of the poo.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)

This kinda stuff,

gives me the horn.

is most definately not true.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

Poo woo!

Woo poo!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:18, archived)

I just noticed you. I want to say that I love you.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:13, archived)

ha! ha!

Much tidier than the usual direction.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)

Indeedy.

I remember it with little fondness.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)

pfft

very woo

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:44, archived)

That one wins a visit from one of my spackygirls

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)

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I hope shes wearing these:

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)

From the other gif I have of this gal

She's not even wearing a slip.
Much less stockings.

I've woo'ed that one before,
and will again.
Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)

other gif?

nudiness?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)

No, alas.

Just back light enough to see...
or is that 'drool with lust'.
I'll finish spacking it soon.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)

Yer tights are strobin'!

/Marsha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:08, archived)

yay for spackgirls

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)

I love the alternating eyes in this one

It works really well for me, as both
inv/norm are good frames to start with.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)

well i do my best

*blushes*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)

That's fucked up.

Fucked up, but very woo.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)

urgh.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)

.Ydad YT2¬IHT

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)

Gravity!

¡λ⊥!Λ∀⌋∂

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)

Staples!

¡¡¡s3¬dv+S

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)

what in SHITTING shit?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:54, archived)

Poo!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:58, archived)

First full on belly laugh

in the last however-long.

Thanks.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:15, archived)

*squints*

A bit late for the hippo rush I know, but it helped me avoid working for 10 minutes.
Before shite optimisation

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34, archived)

Shite optimisation? I like your style.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:35, archived)

this redefines brilliant

and I love it.

As does Martin Sockworthy!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)

It's been added sneakily

to the hippo thread.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)

wow!

cleverly done

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:54, archived)

Optimisation is the bane of my life

still... HIPPO!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)

Dont be scared now.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)

ARGHH!

...oh

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Ok now I'm bored.

You're boring me, boarders.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)

watch telly then

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:31, archived)

There aren't any shows about poo on the telly.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)

I've just read your previous posts

I suggest you deal with your traumatic family issues as soon as you can

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34, archived)

Pooooooooooooo!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:35, archived)

That's a bit of a demeaning assumption.

Maybe he just likes poo an awful lot. Can't a chap express a simple fecal obsession in public without somebody coming along and robbing him of his dignity?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)

hahaha

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:37, archived)

Sorry,

didnt realise. Tell us a joke.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)

What did the poo say to the other poo?

How do you do, poo? Did you realise we're in someone's butt?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)

You really are bored arent you.

poor poo!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34, archived)

I like Betty Boo. Betty Boo does poos.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:37, archived)

I was with a prostitute last week,

She said she wanted the money up front,
I said I'm not into that.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34, archived)

BAD-UM

Tiiiiiisch

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I invented that joke myself while charity fundraising

the old man I told it to was not most pleased.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

so you rammed it up her arse with a hammer

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)

I love it when money and poo get mixed together.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:37, archived)

you love poo

AICMFP.... hohohohohoho!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)

Yay!

Yes I do love poo! Thanks for noticing.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)

anthrapoology?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)

Quite poosibly.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:44, archived)

pfft

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:37, archived)

Took my missus shopping in London last week,

she wanted to try all these shops, and I couldnt be arsed. "give us a fiver and I'll go to the pub for ten minutes" I said, and off I went. Got around the corner and bumped into this prostitute. She said "fancy a shag love". I looked at her and said "nah, only got this fiver.
"wont ge much for that round here"she said. Anywho, after a pint I goes back to meet the missus. Down the road, the prostitute was there. She shouted "TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T GET MUCH FOR A FIVER ROUND HERE".

Boom boom.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)

Chubby?

Chubby Brown?

How ya doing old man?!

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One of his is it,

dont like him personally ;-o

Howd you get a nun pregnant?

Rape her in the cunt.

Better?

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)

I have no idea

But it sounded like the sort of joke he'd come out with. Can't stand him personally!

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Just seen your 5000 post pic,

*fwaps*

Sweet dreams tonight for me.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)

I believe I still have that saved on my laptop

and come to think of it, on my backed up my documents dvd.
Two copies, does that make me a stalker?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)

Seems reasonable to me.

Rather fine looking, what.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:13, archived)

I always try to grow my own

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)

Very good,

if only I could animate.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)

Hitler hated jews

jews rhymes with poos.

This is why he had to be stopped.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)

i'd rather listen to hitler than paul.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)

even if he was singing...

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

Its the new hippo!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)

that would be better than 'hey jude'.

i hate that crappy song. not as bad as that 'o-bla-di' nonsense, but nothing is, really.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)

lalala I'm not listening

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)

that was from...

...the white _power album, right?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)

Happiness is a warm gun!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)

happiness doesn't exist.

we are either depressed or delusional. warm guns change nothing.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)

Speak for yourself mate.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)

i speak only for myself.

and the damned.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:14, archived)

Quite like the damned,

more of a stiff little fingers guy myself, goodnight.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)

you are Charles Manson AICMFP

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)

when you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the slide!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

Da do do do, Do da da da,

that is all I have to say to you!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:08, archived)

Mr. Kite,

Shirley?

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DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

hahaha!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)

Yes

That being the joke

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:07, archived)

*Definately missing something*

Edit: *googles*
Hmm, never been called a Kike/Kyke before :S

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DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:20, archived)

for the benefit of mr kite was a beatles song from their sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band album, and kike is a nasty name for a jew

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)

yes I just googled it, but I was refering to the fact I had never heard of the phrase kike.. but reading up on it's history it's not suprising!

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DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)

why are you whispering?

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)

HE STARTED IT!

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DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:30, archived)

No need to shout,

sheesh!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:32, archived)

When can I be scared?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)

Whenever you like.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:35, archived)

*freaks out*

*stops*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)

Santa Clops

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katzenfinch, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:20, archived)

haha!

blind him!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:23, archived)

hahahaha *snort*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

haha

jolly man with no depth perception. Not what you want in charge of a sleigh

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)

Does everyone here know the poo song?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:26, archived)

Hel-loooo

...is it me you're loooking for?

*grin*

I just refused a cute french guy, here for a limited time and so not weighing me down with expectations.
I'm either pretty sensible, or just a complete fool.

Potentially both

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SHROOMS!

i'd feel sorry for you but it has been a long* time since i have had a date** (tear)

*estimate from 8 months to 3 years
**not the food

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:13, archived)

Similar here actually

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aww

poor you
I'd offer a hug if it was appropriate

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:14, archived)

Why did you refuse him?

Oh Kenny I like you so much! Oh but I mustn't get attached. But I like you so much! But I mustn't get attached.
/South Park Rainforest episode

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:15, archived)

he was french

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)

I thought I might regret sleeping with a stranger

I've done it once before recently, and it's not really a positive thing.
I guess i was going off the theory of progress/learning from mistakes?

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*shrug*

So, it's not a positive thing. In some ... way.
I suppose it might be potentially a bit annoying if it's all too abrupt.
Maaaaybe.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)

I think it can definitely be fun

...but the guy didn't understand half of what i said, and i felt very self-conscious about my poor memory of GCSE French. You can argue that you don't need to understand a lot to get down to the dirty, but I'd still prefer to at least understand a bit first

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Oh ah.

Yes, potentially a bit awkward, I get it.
If only you could have had a threesome with a bilingual interpreter, that would have removed all the embarrassment.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)

arf!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)

Hahah!

I reckon his friends were up for it, though I don't know that any of their English was better than my French.

I'm sure the mimes would have been fun though, a bit like a group game of sexy charades?

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I'm up for sexy charades

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)

*mimes*

*brings in extra props for emphasis*

;)

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COR!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

I just did a very big poo!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)

cute mushroom :)

i have the same prob, met an aussie boy
only here for 4months.

tried a relationship but thot it would be easier to be fuck buddies!

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)

Hahah

Fuck buddies are a whole other game, that IS fun

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nice shroom there. will it make me bigger?

and where in Derby do you hail from?

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

The Littlest of Overs

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if you don't want to rut, don't.

maybe some intangible held you back that, in the end, was better for you. he could have herpres or a needledick or be a bad lay or a serial killer.

read a good book and masturbate, better than sex usually anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)

Heheh

I'm not repressed, just wistful.
I'm sure I'll spare him a few thoughts later ;)

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i didn't mean to imply you're repressed, sorry.

i just meant that it might be better to regret not doing something than to have decided otherwise and regretted doing it. not always can we make correct decisions, and regret will always be part of our lives. besides, it's just sex.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)

This

It's not like I'll never do it again

Fuck. I hope anyway!

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this conversation + your sig = heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)

I MAKE JEWELLERY!!!

_{_{_{_{heh. I know}}}}

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trollop!

slattern!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)

very nice mushroom

Oh yeah... always deny the French!!!

very sensible :)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)

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