hehe
I thought that when I put the initials up as the filename..
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:49,
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Yeah in Trading Places
It's the 'Just looking after my investment' scene.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:58,
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No, very good
comment on the state of british farming. Its all because of that lisping mockney jamie oliver,
making the plebs want strawberries in the middle of winter.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:44,
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making the plebs want strawberries in the middle of winter.
so i'm not the only one then,
was expecting people to think I was racist, whereas I was trying to get the point accross that sainsburys have just made a big push towards fairtrade bananas whilst cutting the price of milk so that it is not cost effective for british farmers to produce it..
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:48,
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As far as I can make out
the government encourages it as they need to turn the farms into landfill sites
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:53,
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My
stupid company buy fair trade teabags and they're shit, i have to use 2 to get a decent cuppa... i ask you what are things coming to when the suffering of third world citizens is more important than a decent cup of tea... Sir Francis Drake is spinning in his grave I'm sure...
/19th century brit blog
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:03,
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/19th century brit blog
Sadly it's true.
I've tried 'Clipper' fairtrade decaf coffee, and it's awful. ASDA have fairtrade bananas - you can spot them a mile off as they're the small bright green sour ones.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:30,
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Buy Twinings Darjeeling.
It is all the lovely. I have my own, private box of it at work, and I make tea with it and drink the tea and it is nice and I become a bit happier.
But not as happy as I will be when I hand in my notice on Friday. :D
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:38,
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But not as happy as I will be when I hand in my notice on Friday. :D
Good morning my grumptious mandrills.
I am handing in my resignation this week. So I need a new areer. I thought I might get a job in DTP and advertising. What do you think?
I shall ertainly need another job; I need the ash as I think my keyboard might be broken. :(
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:10,
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I shall ertainly need another job; I need the ash as I think my keyboard might be broken. :(
WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAH
i wanna dance with somebody
with some ~ body who lurves me!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:27,
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with some ~ body who lurves me!
I'm supposed to be going to my work's do tomorrow as a character from dirty dancing
I have no idea what it is about til earlier I was told about a woman who needs to get an abortion, a jewish family, tight trousers and 80s music
thus I am going to the party as an aborted foetus with my big curly sideburns and a flying v guitar
/probably not, I'll probably just go with my hair slicked back
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:33,
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thus I am going to the party as an aborted foetus with my big curly sideburns and a flying v guitar
/probably not, I'll probably just go with my hair slicked back
two can play that game
you're plaaaaaaaaaaaying
bobby's got a brand new beat
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42,
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bobby's got a brand new beat
Read the whole post
otherwise I think you might be missing the joke.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:29,
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i looked through my calendar last night
i love it!
you have out done yourself mate :)
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:54,
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you have out done yourself mate :)
HOORAY!
i'm glad you like it, i've got a special andrew treat for everyone tomorrow, so don't forget to be around.
it would have been today but were off to the pub today as it's my MD's last day before christmas as he's having a holiday in switzerland this christmas.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:59,
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i'm glad you like it, i've got a special andrew treat for everyone tomorrow, so don't forget to be around.
it would have been today but were off to the pub today as it's my MD's last day before christmas as he's having a holiday in switzerland this christmas.
oo! alright for some!
i'd love to be in Switzerland for christmas
i did it about 5 years ago and was great fun :)
i'll keep my eyes peeled for more AMcD tomorrow :)
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:02,
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i did it about 5 years ago and was great fun :)
i'll keep my eyes peeled for more AMcD tomorrow :)
oh, he won't be skiing, he's not the type for that
he'll just be relaxing, mind you it's prpobably the first proper holoday he's had in a few years, so i can;t grumble at him for that.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07,
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hahaha!
I was perusing your porn site the other day. It's a grand concept.
But, seeing as all the content is user submitted, how do you guarantee that there are no under agers in the pictures that are sent in?
And if there are any, are you responsible as the site owner?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:34,
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But, seeing as all the content is user submitted, how do you guarantee that there are no under agers in the pictures that are sent in?
And if there are any, are you responsible as the site owner?
Well,
I get them to enter the date of birth. People under 18 don't know how to cheat this test.
I disclaim everything. I can say that I am not responsible for user-contributed naughtiness.
The site is actively moderated by volunteers who pull suspicious images. Members can also flag images as dodgy.
I can't be liable if I am willing to pull images, and if I help investigations into illegality etc.
Hurrah!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:40,
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I disclaim everything. I can say that I am not responsible for user-contributed naughtiness.
The site is actively moderated by volunteers who pull suspicious images. Members can also flag images as dodgy.
I can't be liable if I am willing to pull images, and if I help investigations into illegality etc.
Hurrah!
Braw!
*carries on wanking*
Surely you could make money from it it if you charged for membership?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:41,
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Surely you could make money from it it if you charged for membership?
Yes, but then there's problems
like setting up a business, a merchant account, paying for a payment gateway, guaranteeing levels of service and access for members, blah blah blah.
If it were set up as a business, I wouldn't want to be the one running it.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52,
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If it were set up as a business, I wouldn't want to be the one running it.
how about donations?
No! Monetary donations!
I also had a look, by god there are a lot of exhibitionist mingers out there!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:57,
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I also had a look, by god there are a lot of exhibitionist mingers out there!
What seems like a responsible question from anyone else somehow has sinister overtones when I see your username.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:40,
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haha
So you'll be expeting me to follow this up with a request for him to forward all the child porn images that are pulled from the site then?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:43,
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We've never had any.
People are generally quite responsible at posting (unlike some other websites). We've only ever pulled images for violating copyright.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:45,
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Braw!
I'm going to start sending in pictures of myself fucking strange things, like tortoises and my grandad (not at the same time obviously, that would be gross).
Will they be pulled?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:51,
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Will they be pulled?
That's because he's a one man man
I think Swaza's banging him just now
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:02,
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I expect you've gaz'd him for them.
TODAY I WILL BE MAKING GROSSLY INACCURATE STATEMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:45,
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Yay! Gary Bushell's head also looks the same upside down as the right way up.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:55,
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Gary Bushell's arsehole looks the same as his head which looks the same upside down as the right way up.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:01,
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Yay for Hollys!
I met both the Hollys a couple of weeks ago - very nice both of em :)
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:36,
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no way!
*scurries off to find link to Count Vanderhoff speedcore remix*
edit: arse I can't find it :(
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:45,
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edit: arse I can't find it :(
I just bought civ4
that civ3 has cost me a lot of time...a whole lot of time
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:50,
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Civ 4 makes my poor laptop boil.
Now I don't want to go back to civ 3, but playing civ 4 for an hour gives me a bsod. I've decided to start cutting myself.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:52,
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it totally eats all my RAM and shit
but civ3 was no more stable, to be honest
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:55,
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I'm playing Sanat today at my work Secret Santa!
full suit, beard - the lot!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:03,
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Haha
I did that once, in a supermarket. Until I got ill of the fumes coming off the gluhwein
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:46,
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Someone did this one of me a while back, I think it was black moon.
Yes, it was black moon that did it.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:01,
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Yes, it was black moon that did it.
THATS THE NUMBER ON MY FOREARM.
I'M A JEW, REMEMBER? FROM THE PARTY?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:29,
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THAT SELF HATING JEW THAT DRINKS FANTA EVEN THOUGH IT WAS MADE FOR THE NAZIS?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:32,
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You could slash someone's throat open with that thing.
DO IT.
POST IT ON YOUTUBE.
SAY YOU WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:39,
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POST IT ON YOUTUBE.
SAY YOU WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.
Pictures of myself are the only thing that gets me randy these days.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 7:27,
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hahahahahahahah god-DAYM you need to draw more cartoons! :D
NING!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:53,
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i got room to set up a little studio in my new place
and i should be able to get teh internets as well!
woo!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:04,
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woo!
still not unpacked yet
but it already feels more like home than the flat ever did
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:32,
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top banananana dude!!!
I like the way I think these things up!!!!!!
/original!!!
/liar
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:47,
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/original!!!
/liar
I think everyone should do a slelf portrait today.
they are fun to see.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:16,
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OFG THIS PICTURE IS SO BIG IT MADE MY GIRLFRIEND LEAVE ME AND NOW I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:16,
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YES. REINCARNATION IS A BITCH, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S BACK INTO THE SAME BODY EVERY TIME.
Once, just once, I'd like to wake up on Monday to find that I am a goat.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:18,
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hay guyz u shuld post some funnie picturz, plz.
i like ur picturz, evry1.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:36,
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i may later.
any chance you could make this and maybe a few other of your songs .mp3s as i want to edit your sounds and shitty wavpad won't let me edit .midi filez.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:01,
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free midi to wav converters are pretty easy to find on google...
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:03,
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I should look for one
since that feature's disabled in the free version of Anvil Studio!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:07,
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since that feature's disabled in the free version of Anvil Studio!
Yeah, it works
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/009.mp3
..haven't found an altogether free one yet, but a trial version'll do for this instant.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:29,
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www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/009.mp3
..haven't found an altogether free one yet, but a trial version'll do for this instant.
i just killed lisntening to this on superdistorted and superloud and holding the speakers right against my ears.
I love it more now.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:42,
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That really needs a slow monologue of someone describing how they chopped up their wife.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:02,
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that would be awesome.
Your Twelve Angry Men blog is a very cool concept. I wish something like that had been around 15 years ago when I was trying to do music type things.
Then again, the Internet as we know it wasn't around back then, either.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:05,
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Then again, the Internet as we know it wasn't around back then, either.
Fo shiz.
Why, I had to make do with multi-tracking audio cassettes!
Though this recent activity is making me scheme for PC of my very very own..
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:06,
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Why, I had to make do with multi-tracking audio cassettes!
Though this recent activity is making me scheme for PC of my very very own..
Thanks!
You're welcome to join in - gaz me an email address and I'll send an invite.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:07,
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I'm pretty sure we wouldn't all be men...
I wonder who of us will be Henry Fonda?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:17,
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I used to love that show.
and I always loved picking on Ted Turner.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:27,
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I haven't watched it in too long.
They don't play it as often as they did. They only play it when I'm not home and thats bullshit.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:39,
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It should be slow, yes.
"..or the guy who took a knife, and monogrammed his wife
then tossed her in the pool to watch her drown..
yes, folks were just plain folks, back in my home town.."
/Tom Lehrer
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:05,
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"..or the guy who took a knife, and monogrammed his wife
then tossed her in the pool to watch her drown..
yes, folks were just plain folks, back in my home town.."
/Tom Lehrer
Haha!
We should get James Earl Jones to read it, then do a pitch shift on his voice to make it even deeper.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:13,
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I'd like to hear this speech with that midi in the background
"Can I confess something?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNap8SYo4ws
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:18,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNap8SYo4ws
Hahaha!
Safety hasn't been discussed nearly enough lately. This in itself is very unsafe.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:57,
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oh good
i'll use the opportunity to plug my film I project again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekf6kVl8OG4
O RLY?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:56,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekf6kVl8OG4
O RLY?
I have no idea why I'm awake...
I feel like I should say something about FAQ just for the ritual of it
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:52,
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I'll take some heat, too.
Not altered. Just a picture. But I keep thinking
it's one of those back-of-the-head nightmare things!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:09,
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Not altered. Just a picture. But I keep thinking
it's one of those back-of-the-head nightmare things!
love that site
im quite the fan of the 'chin curtain' also know as 'the donegal'.
a particular favourite is this chap
i want his hat
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:22,
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a particular favourite is this chap
i want his hat
Now why do I want to ram that pipe through the other side of his neck?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:27,
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and i wuld b all like "lol, ur beard throat is stabed in ur windpipe".
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:35,
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The Hawking will pwn superman.
He can make black holes with his mind!
Fucking black holes, dude!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:35,
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Fucking black holes, dude!
Ugh.
Not as such.. two weeks off with little to do, though I did have to come into the office a couple of times for urgent stuff not directly related to my job.
Also the cats' check-ups provided.. mixed results.
Been back at work mostly on my own for the last two weeks, which has been bloody exhausting.
How're you?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:56,
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Not as such.. two weeks off with little to do, though I did have to come into the office a couple of times for urgent stuff not directly related to my job.
Also the cats' check-ups provided.. mixed results.
Been back at work mostly on my own for the last two weeks, which has been bloody exhausting.
How're you?
sorry your time off wasn't relaxing. :(
I've had the last few days off of work to celebrate getting even older. I've spent them well; eating enchiladas, drinking alcohol, sleeping, snuggling with my cats, and doing damned little else.
Unfortunately, tomorrow it's back to work and the unpleasantness of the real world. But at least I've had some time to enjoy life.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:25,
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Unfortunately, tomorrow it's back to work and the unpleasantness of the real world. But at least I've had some time to enjoy life.
Yay!
Happy days, and all that - had my birthday in my break, too. 31 already, w00t.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 5:29,
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Happy days, and all that - had my birthday in my break, too. 31 already, w00t.
Happy, happy.
I turned 42, but I don't look or feel a day over 110.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 6:09,
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Life can be done right,
even with nothing but food, shelter, something to watch movies on, movies, beer, an occasional scotch, books, more food, a comfy bed, one or more cats, some hope of a hot tub in your future, did I metion electricity? Gotta have that.
A motorcycle or some interest in surfing, martial arts, mountian climbing, serial killing or something also does wonders.
Happy Shiksamass
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:52,
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A motorcycle or some interest in surfing, martial arts, mountian climbing, serial killing or something also does wonders.
Happy Shiksamass
B3taMax is hung like a hoover.
But he keeps it tucked away in a special pouch in his crotch, and only brings it out on special occasions.
♥ Like when the grandkids come over to play. ♥
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:31,
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♥ Like when the grandkids come over to play. ♥
Carrot needs spoooooooooooooonguaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
'cuz it looks like he's gonna get spanged!!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:35,
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a more nightmarish vision of our dying world has never been created.
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thank isis you left out the dry-cleaning bag or i'd be crying myself to sleep tonight.
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ris?
is this supposed to be a cheap imitation of don hertzfeldt?
/edit: echo...echo...echo...echo...
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:38,
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/edit: echo...echo...echo...echo...
thank you.
thank fucking christ i'm not the only one on b3ta who can see a foot in front of their face.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:54,
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looks like
a neverending spiral staircase. ill give it a thumbs up
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:22,
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Some kind of abbatoir machine with rotating blades
designed by James Dyson, possibly.
I don't know, it was just all shiny and I liked it.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:29,
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I don't know, it was just all shiny and I liked it.
look out meat hereeeee comesssssss
the new dyson chopper.
It slices and dyses it even does you laundry
yours for only $300.00
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:36,
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It slices and dyses it even does you laundry
yours for only $300.00
I've been waiting a half an hour
to see what's at the top of the stairs!
MAKE IT STOP!!!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:23,
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MAKE IT STOP!!!
Well Done
It's not a meat processor: it's art, duhh!
*feels superior to all of the people pushing meat onto their monitors right now*
I like it because it's shiny and purple, but not too shiny or too purple. Also it's sufficiently complex to make me go: ~~WONG~~
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:05,
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*feels superior to all of the people pushing meat onto their monitors right now*
I like it because it's shiny and purple, but not too shiny or too purple. Also it's sufficiently complex to make me go: ~~WONG~~
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SAY THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T PUSH MEAT ONTO ART?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:08,
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I didn't say that they shouldn't
I just get to feel superior to them, that's all.
Any excuse.
Mmmm, pushing meat, grawlawlr.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:17,
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Any excuse.
Mmmm, pushing meat, grawlawlr.
A red, red rose saw a big pig pose on the edge of a silver dollar.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:03,
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The end of its tail was a long-necked nail, and in place of its face was a scholar.
"The Laughing Song" from Duck Stab!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:12,
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"The Laughing Song" from Duck Stab!
All together now:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 4:08,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
'allo!
GTA smelling like half frozen poo, as usual for this time of year?
We've had the monster winds, all day, out here in LotusLand.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 3:08,
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We've had the monster winds, all day, out here in LotusLand.
Have a shitty repost for a slow board.
And I will be too busy sleeping to bother about the rattled board and hippo throwing. 'Night all.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:22,
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Sometimes I wonder how people get high post counts
then I step back and watch 4 posts spewed out in sub 30 seconds. ;)
EDIT: Also a woo to the pic!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:27,
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EDIT: Also a woo to the pic!
It's all about spending long periods drinking absinthe and rnadomly internetting
then re-emerging on b3ta in a flurry of posts for 5 minutes before leaving again.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:47,
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that kind of dog has always made me think of a real life muppet dog with rabies.
scary as fuck to think that way.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:53,
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sorry, i was still thinking about thingumy from lazytown
as seen above
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:54,
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erm... alizee
ashully no... thats not her in that video
(removed link)
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:46,
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(removed link)
Could I just be the first to say
...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:38,
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What is he doing with the third hat?
Is he going to take a poo in it?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:49,
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This kinda stuff,
gives me the horn.
is most definately not true.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:03,
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is most definately not true.
From the other gif I have of this gal
She's not even wearing a slip.
Much less stockings.
I've woo'ed that one before,
and will again.
Woo!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:51,
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Much less stockings.
I've woo'ed that one before,
and will again.
Woo!
No, alas.
Just back light enough to see...
or is that 'drool with lust'.
I'll finish spacking it soon.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:57,
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or is that 'drool with lust'.
I'll finish spacking it soon.
I love the alternating eyes in this one
It works really well for me, as both
inv/norm are good frames to start with.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:59,
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inv/norm are good frames to start with.
*squints*
A bit late for the hippo rush I know, but it helped me avoid working for 10 minutes.
Before shite optimisation
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34,
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A bit late for the hippo rush I know, but it helped me avoid working for 10 minutes.
Before shite optimisation
I've just read your previous posts
I suggest you deal with your traumatic family issues as soon as you can
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34,
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That's a bit of a demeaning assumption.
Maybe he just likes poo an awful lot. Can't a chap express a simple fecal obsession in public without somebody coming along and robbing him of his dignity?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:36,
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What did the poo say to the other poo?
How do you do, poo? Did you realise we're in someone's butt?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:33,
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I was with a prostitute last week,
She said she wanted the money up front,
I said I'm not into that.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34,
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I said I'm not into that.
I invented that joke myself while charity fundraising
the old man I told it to was not most pleased.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:38,
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Yay!
Yes I do love poo! Thanks for noticing.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:40,
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Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Took my missus shopping in London last week,
she wanted to try all these shops, and I couldnt be arsed. "give us a fiver and I'll go to the pub for ten minutes" I said, and off I went. Got around the corner and bumped into this prostitute. She said "fancy a shag love". I looked at her and said "nah, only got this fiver.
"wont ge much for that round here"she said. Anywho, after a pint I goes back to meet the missus. Down the road, the prostitute was there. She shouted "TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T GET MUCH FOR A FIVER ROUND HERE".
Boom boom.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:40,
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"wont ge much for that round here"she said. Anywho, after a pint I goes back to meet the missus. Down the road, the prostitute was there. She shouted "TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T GET MUCH FOR A FIVER ROUND HERE".
Boom boom.
One of his is it,
dont like him personally ;-o
Howd you get a nun pregnant?
Rape her in the cunt.
Better?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:43,
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Howd you get a nun pregnant?
Rape her in the cunt.
Better?
I have no idea
But it sounded like the sort of joke he'd come out with. Can't stand him personally!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:45,
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Just seen your 5000 post pic,
*fwaps*
Sweet dreams tonight for me.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:00,
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*fwaps*
Sweet dreams tonight for me.
I believe I still have that saved on my laptop
and come to think of it, on my backed up my documents dvd.
Two copies, does that make me a stalker?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:09,
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Two copies, does that make me a stalker?
Hitler hated jews
jews rhymes with poos.
This is why he had to be stopped.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:47,
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This is why he had to be stopped.
Quite like the damned,
more of a stiff little fingers guy myself, goodnight.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:26,
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when you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the slide!
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*Definately missing something*
Edit: *googles*
Hmm, never been called a Kike/Kyke before :S
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:20,
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Hmm, never been called a Kike/Kyke before :S
for the benefit of mr kite was a beatles song from their sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band album, and kike is a nasty name for a jew
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yes I just googled it, but I was refering to the fact I had never heard of the phrase kike.. but reading up on it's history it's not suprising!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:26,
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haha
jolly man with no depth perception. Not what you want in charge of a sleigh
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:25,
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Hel-loooo
...is it me you're loooking for?
I just refused a cute french guy, here for a limited time and so not weighing me down with expectations.
I'm either pretty sensible, or just a complete fool.
Potentially both
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:12,
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I just refused a cute french guy, here for a limited time and so not weighing me down with expectations.
I'm either pretty sensible, or just a complete fool.
Potentially both
SHROOMS!
i'd feel sorry for you but it has been a long* time since i have had a date** (tear)
*estimate from 8 months to 3 years
**not the food
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:13,
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*estimate from 8 months to 3 years
**not the food
Why did you refuse him?
Oh Kenny I like you so much! Oh but I mustn't get attached. But I like you so much! But I mustn't get attached.
/South Park Rainforest episode
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:15,
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/South Park Rainforest episode
I thought I might regret sleeping with a stranger
I've done it once before recently, and it's not really a positive thing.
I guess i was going off the theory of progress/learning from mistakes?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:17,
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I guess i was going off the theory of progress/learning from mistakes?
*shrug*
So, it's not a positive thing. In some ... way.
I suppose it might be potentially a bit annoying if it's all too abrupt.
Maaaaybe.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:19,
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I suppose it might be potentially a bit annoying if it's all too abrupt.
Maaaaybe.
I think it can definitely be fun
...but the guy didn't understand half of what i said, and i felt very self-conscious about my poor memory of GCSE French. You can argue that you don't need to understand a lot to get down to the dirty, but I'd still prefer to at least understand a bit first
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24,
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Oh ah.
Yes, potentially a bit awkward, I get it.
If only you could have had a threesome with a bilingual interpreter, that would have removed all the embarrassment.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:27,
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If only you could have had a threesome with a bilingual interpreter, that would have removed all the embarrassment.
Hahah!
I reckon his friends were up for it, though I don't know that any of their English was better than my French.
I'm sure the mimes would have been fun though, a bit like a group game of sexy charades?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:31,
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I'm sure the mimes would have been fun though, a bit like a group game of sexy charades?
cute mushroom :)
i have the same prob, met an aussie boy
only here for 4months.
tried a relationship but thot it would be easier to be fuck buddies!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:22,
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only here for 4months.
tried a relationship but thot it would be easier to be fuck buddies!
nice shroom there. will it make me bigger?
and where in Derby do you hail from?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24,
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Heheh
I'm not repressed, just wistful.
I'm sure I'll spare him a few thoughts later ;)
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:28,
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I'm sure I'll spare him a few thoughts later ;)
very nice mushroom
Oh yeah... always deny the French!!!
very sensible :)
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:27,
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very sensible :)
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