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[challenge entry] Off camera

Timmy tried to subvert Michaela.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# heil mallett!
Mallett (technically Pinky Punky) called me a twat once - "Mr Mallett, Mr Mallett, this kid's a twat". true story...

also one of my very fist posts was a mallet mosiac made up of /board posts
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# i want to click for bigger.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# i've changed computers since doing it
i can't find original anymore :(
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Michaela Strachen
Is one of those rare breeds of women that gets hotter as she gets older. /growl
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Smile!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# *SMILES*
arf arf!

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha!
i was unfortunate to see a bit of crufts earlier
and these were featured. this is a vast improvement.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# yea i saw that around my mates house too!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# hmmm skug goes to visit his friend to sit and watch dog shows together.
did you pick a winner.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# between DVD's - sheesh
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# 101 dalmations and lassie?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# ...yea... wait... no...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# getting some money from the tooth fairy
yay
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Great. These we're my favourite jeans.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# That is fan-twatting-tastic my friend.
Moar plez
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# *chomp*
Nicely
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# b3tan's in black & white #1
dunno if this will turn into a series

#1 kingsuperspecial
i didn't particularly want to do me as number one, but it would've felt a little weird picking somebody else

also in this style the hulk although i realise he isn't a member of the board (probably...)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Oooh
Noice.
Make it into a series!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# This
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# this is very good.
and so's the hulk.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# fixed
i think
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# nicely ninja'd
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ;-)
what on earth are you talking about
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# yay get a series on the go
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# suggestions please
:-)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# princess anne.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# b3tans

ugly ones
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# i'm off to a good start then
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# yes
and this way, lots of b3tans get to have a go ;)

*sends in photograph*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# lucky hat?
is that, lucky you don't get punched every time you wear it?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ha
although i do have to put up with random people singing the entire spiderman theme song wherever i go
not so bad i guess
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# just kidding 'tis a very fine hat sir.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# you win the
"b3tans who look like rapists" competition
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# charmin'
source is here
www.flickr.com/photos/kingsuperspecial/359851520/
(although you are probably right...)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# yep! :-)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I think it's very good
The middle part that is. I do not like the filtery background.

Also: make a series of this. It's going to be ace.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# fairy nuff
didn't quite know what to do with the background, so i made a filter (not great with filters as you can see)

unfortunately i deleted everything except the .gif i did of this one so the filter is here to stay. something to bear in mind for the future though ta.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# you could make the background solid white
but it would be cool to make some sunbeams-like stripes in the same style as the face

this is for future reference, of course
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# next time
will do!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# This is great
Love the style. Definately get a series on the go
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# So
you're not Peter Parker
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# love the pic, where did you get the killer hat?
/marvel nerd blog
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# i bought mine from Firestorm - a skate/surf shop in the middle of Birmingham
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# much appriciated
thanks alot
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Psycho horse!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:44, archived)
# is a alien?

woo
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Like this?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:49, archived)
# shes got lovely tits in that film
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# HawHaw!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# your dog looks ill
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# hmmm
i may as well be the first

i love horses

sorry everyone

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
#
This horse is not your friend.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# but he/she/it
looks so friendly...
like a sheep..

*dreams of sheep*



(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Do androids
dream of electric sheep ??
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# no.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# why
the long face?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# technically
psycho horse head
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
#
It's for an animation. I only need the head. But I thought tracing a realistic picture then adding teeth would be a good idea. I was mistaken.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# You are mistaken if you think you were mistaken
Psycho horse is ace!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I wanted to go for more "stupid horse"
than "psycho horse"

*goes back to drawing board*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I think you can go from psycho to stupid
by just changing the eyes
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# He is Teh Madness!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Chaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr...
...llliiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee......
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# rah
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# blimey connor
mind the size old bean!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# your image confuses my mind
woo though
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I demand that you increase the image size to 105%
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I knew that was you even before I saw the faces!
That's woo, sir.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# faeces?
yeh, thats right!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# is that a sheep
top left?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I like this
in fact, I like this a lot

I would also like to take this opportunity to point out to you that there is lots of free space left to draw a cock in. And by cock, I mean exposions. And by explosions, I mean scantily clad bikini girls. And cars with BIG WHEELS. And probably a fire engine. Up to your discretion, naturally. Oh, maybe a hippo.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# hippo wearing a gold party hat
and a red napkin?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# you think like I do!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Woo :)
. . .Wearing the face that he keeps in a balloon in the sky.. Who is it for ??
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Do you know what it is yet?

Just throwing things out.


(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
#
Mr Humphries' Chin Mincer?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# reason enough to still be smug
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Let him free!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# yay!
excellent! :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:51, archived)
# nice one fella.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Well.....
I guess someone is being served...... minced head
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# the pope
in the thames?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# princess john peels mothers dead?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:39, archived)
# never mind that shit!
here comes Mongo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# FUCK! **legs it to bunker**
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# mincing poof?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# It's pretty crap
I just thought of a mincer and it went from there really. I did abuse a lot of alcohol last night and my eyes hurt.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# that's fucking
brilliant
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:48, archived)
# ooh
how queer!

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# oooh
yourdeadgay.com
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] This took far too long
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Woo, although
it's been done
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# well worth the effort though
nice and click
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# wouldnt
you like to know
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# much good!
excellent touch with Miss Hoolie by the way
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 4:14, archived)
[challenge entry] A crate of beer to the person who gets this one.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Chinky Winky?
AICM-COB
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# nuh?
.
"AICM-COB" ???
.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# And I claim my
Crate of Beer!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# po?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# close
just go a bit further
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# that is the person inside poe
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# yes
but I'll need a few more details
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# she is some weird dancer
and is also a commie
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# asian
lady boy?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# you went into the back of my new car
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Pui Fan Lee
presumably in some of the weird shit she did before teletubbies and cbeebies
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# close enough
Actually some weird shit she did between Teletubbies and CBeebies. Pui Fan Lee went topless to play a lesbian punk in Metrosexuals.

enjoy

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# bloke or bird?
Is what I thought.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:44, archived)
# actually
rather tasty bird
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Another animation from my vault
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Wooness*
*Another standard reply from mine.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# must stop watching
. . . . . . . .
*smells dinner burning*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# My first animated gif...Be gentle
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Wickedcool!
well done!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Splendid!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# hahah
interesting
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# nice one!
I think my first anim was also situated in the woods
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# The start of many hopefully, as it's ace.
A distracting tag though.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Great!
The background is really well looped.

woo.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# my two favourite things
tea pots and trees.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# hahahahaha that's ace!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# oh my!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# It's the Quo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# What
the
shuddering
fuck?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I don't know a whole lot, but this is definitely better than a robot.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# That Chirac eh
I like this style, although I'm not sure what's happening there

top o' the nings all!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Well, he needs to do something after his presidency...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *instemming*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Clive James

with Barbara Windsor, innit?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# A pub near my house. Unshopped.
"

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# wot no
"s" ?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# sorted
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
My own spouse didn't dare do that!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# i got spanged
trust me
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# why am i looking at your pub?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Quick threadjack


Just saw this advert on a Japanese news website. Why is the chef so amused by those caykes?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# because of their complex beauty


and he's raking it in, because of those little buggers
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Because each weighs 4kg!
and is larger than his head.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# That was my other question.
I don't understand the Japanese.

Caykes! 4kg! OMG ROFL!!!1!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# He is not laughing
he is wanking out the cayke's 'special' icing
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Is it a McMullens Pub?
McMullens beer is shite
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
#
i used to live near a pub called "The Heathcock" Someone pulled the letters of that to spell "he eat cock"
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Then there is the myth
of the pub with the postal address:

The Old Cock
Welwyn
Herts
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] do you know how hard it is to find good vomits nowadays!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
Woo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I have some really chunky 1984
kebab.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:49, archived)
#
Good vintage!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:49, archived)
# aw poor kitties
They're hacking up some hairballs......

=D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:53, archived)
# The Amazing Wizard's Telly Trick
Wheatley might have posted this already, but here's a thing we did recently.

CLICK HERE FOR WIZARDRY
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# /links
post a picture of face the rath!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# yeah
coming
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Pfftt
This has better CGI,


no comedy though

cockhead

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# a picture of face the rath eh?
its a tall order.....
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# dont worry he said its coming...
so i guess its got a orgasm face?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:45, archived)
# This should be interesting.
*awaits*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# always waiting for someone to come.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Prezactly.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# at the other end of the spectrum
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I do do youtube
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# were you the one bludgeoned by the telly?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Yep
bludgeoned
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:42, archived)
# hip hop is dead
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# TV didn't accelerate at 9.82m/s/s
100% fact.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# No pic? TJ!
Have a repost of the lesser spotted cock-headed Boohbah.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# did someoen say repost?
phits stuhck hon mwhy tnung
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
#
I made my wife come and look at this yesterday.
Nice.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Woo!
:D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Riposte?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Hmmm
couldn't see anything at the end even with brightness turned up, but i guess the telly flattened your mate right?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# no pic? have a pea then...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more BLEEM so...

BLEEEEEEEM!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# blee
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# m
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# hahahahahaha "are you a muslim"
oh my christ that made me laugh. woo to you.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# YAY for muslim ghost!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# THEY WEAR DRESSES!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Needs more christmas
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Neville?
Neville Bartos?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# hahahah
I read that as "I am a sinsiter muslim."
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:42, archived)
# hahah ace
wanna animate it
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Have a
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:53, archived)
# I likey lots
:)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Nhnnngggggghhhh
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# eeep!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Ah what the hell
I'll put this here.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Gah!
Quickly, make them fight. They might cancel each other out.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Wow
nicely done!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Everything Except Shoes
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ceiling cat has gone for a wank....
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# How do you know?
You are watching him! THATS HOW YOU KNOW!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# that guy just witnessed it /\
and he said it was very "woo!"
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Ah yes. It all makes sense now.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# you are Sylar and I claim my special hero powers
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# teeth parkinson
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Duck Tails... AWOOO OOH

...D-d-d-danger watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Kinell!
That's a bit feary.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:29, archived)
# BIGGAR!
hehehe
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:30, archived)
# dark...scary even, most definately woo though
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I don't understand it, that's why I fear it.


Still mighty Woo-able! Woo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:31, archived)
# just a fantasy really
about what the show would have been like if it were true to the lyrics in the theme tune. (And a mighty fine tune it was too)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# *grabs on to some duck tales...*
OoooWOOOOOOOOOoooo
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# it's a duck blur
/favourite lyric ever
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# defo scary
jsut creepy, well done
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# ning all
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I feel ill
I should've eaten today
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:07, archived)
# i like to eat everyday
and tonight i'm having sirloin steak and chips with fried mushrooms.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:09, archived)
# *orgasms*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# are they Kosher?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# what the mushrooms?
i think so.

i'm going to grow my own soon, i have kit for doing it, i've also got to start planting some stuff out for the summer.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# will this be under the stairs or in the potting shed?
I want to grow lots of food, but we have 3 free-range rabbits living in our garden, and they tend to eat pretty much anything that's not made out of metal or stone.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# you need a likkle greenhouse
that's what i have as i'm not allowed to have a big one.

the 'schrooms will be in the shed once they have established in the under stairs cupboard
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I got one of those yesterday.
I've got oyster mushrooms. Right now, I'm waiting for the spores to germinate on an old yellow pages.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I am consuminga achilli con Carne with rice
t'is rather nice
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# sounds luch
have chips and some bread with it.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:12, archived)
# GET YOUR CARBS OUT!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:12, archived)
# going to have some sandwiches in a minute
got to keep up my manly figure
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:13, archived)
# full english brekkie with black pudding this morning
and a roast pork dinner with crackling for tea

DAMN YOU CHOLESTEROL!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# black pudding?
*spews own spleen violently*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:25, archived)
# *fries*
*eats*
/Jock Blog
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Eye Eye!
Its a rare form of conjunctivitus spread by the hands of an infected Beadle!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:08, archived)
# I remember this
gave me teh fear last time too
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:08, archived)
# that's wonderfully subtle
It hurts my eyes

:D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:09, archived)
# evening toasty
how was the house hunting?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# RUBBISH!
:D

(not disheartened, better luck tomorrow hopefully)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# arse!
ah, yes you've got your monday morning meeting, are you staying over or are you driving back tomorrow?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# I go in first thing and am back in the evening
hopefully get a viewing in the afternoon
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# fingers crossed.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# still wo...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# meh!
you're welcome to her, i can't be bothered on a sunday.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:13, archived)
# swallows ?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha

I mean: cool.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:12, archived)
# ha ha
that is ace
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:13, archived)
# First picture post... bindun?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Run for the hills.........
Its the invasion of the Mong Bots!
All will be assimilated!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:09, archived)
# i love how you've gone from "u drive like a mong in a dodgem" to just "mong in a dodgem"
did you have a recent self-revelation?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# OMFG
I live near this sign :D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:42, archived)
# YAE ROBORTZ!


To view in 3D, focus upon the white line in the middle and cross your eyes until the pictures overlap. This illusion works by having your right eye focussed on the left picture (which is rendered from the perspective of the right eye) and vice versa. Your eyes perceive depth by viewing a scene from two slightly different angles:

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# my eyes! my beautiful eyes!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Nnnnnggg
*goes boss eyed*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:24, archived)
# these are grand
you talented bugger. can you animate one?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I've been looking over old B3taMax animations to see if any will work well
in stereo.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Bugger, I'm just seeing 3 of them
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Little more detailed instructions.
Sit 2-3 feet away from your monitor, and ensure it is directly facing you. Align your head directly infront of the central line of the image. Allow your eyes to begin to cross slowly. As your vision doubles, the left image and the right image should split into two. Allow the instances of the robot approaching eachother to overlap perfectly. Your eyes will try to focus at this point, but don't allow them. At first the image may seem blurred, but if you gently allow your eyes to adjust, you should see the image with a perception of depth.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# This reminds me of those maic eye things they used to do in the mid ninties
I couldn't do them then and I can't do them now :(
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Jesus
This hurts after three rum and cokes.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Much better than the old magic eye things.
You can hold your finger in front of your eyes to give a point to look at.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# F***ing Hello!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:38, archived)
# I am ris
what is going on?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:39, archived)
# well I am having a tea
and still playing about with a Henry Merrick anim I did. What about you?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I've been licking the walls
they taste different to the windows

I'm going to start on various household objects next, providing they aren't already burnt
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:44, archived)
# daddy ?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Dave?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Not this again
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)
# At least I'm not here this time
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Who?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)
# You?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)
# *asplodes*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:51, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)
# where have you been for last nine years ?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
# erm,
frozen in carbon ice
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# carbon ice?
is that a candy ?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:48, archived)
# no
long story, never get drunk over at Darth Vaders. He's a shit for practical jokes
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Shit?
Or fucking amazing?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)
# oh, ok
will you be my father now ?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Look, I am your father
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:58, archived)
# OH, I´ve just saw your face
you´re not my father
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:02, archived)
# yeah sorry, I am a bit too sexy to be a dad yet
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Chips.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:48, archived)
# hello chopper
dave the hat is, dave...














umm the hat
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
#

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Fishy!
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(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Read you big gayer
haha
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)
# not more of this chopper stuff
it's bad enough on /links every day
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:53, archived)
# ^ that
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I'm sure Dave would just chuckle at this or take it on the chin
but do you mean to be aggressive toward him?

and if so, why?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Tizz but jest
F**king Honest!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:01, archived)
# fair enough, carry on
I haven't watched Chopper the film since it came out, I might dig it out again
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# who this fuck is this 'chopper' that I keep seen being flogged on the links board?
SOUNDS GREAT.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:00, archived)
# aussie criminal
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:01, archived)
# weren't they al......
/decides not to finish this sentence
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
aussie criminal fucking psycho that kills drug dealers
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Mentalist in australia who had a film made about him
www.imdb.com/title/tt0221073/
One of Eric Bana's first films, and his breakthrough one
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 19:11, archived)

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