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[challenge entry] Button mooo-ooon, Button mooooo-OOOOOOn
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahahaha
compo it!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Yep, green wooly hat and wellies time.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# it's always that time
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# oh yeah,
cheers!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# ace
i love the hint of challenger, i though it was top gear at first
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
Whitney Houston, we have a problem
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# the problem is that she needs more crack, STAT!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~aieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~aieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
will always,
..sniff gluuuuuuuuuue~aooooooh
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha. God I hate that dozy mare.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# A Problem you say?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's terrifying!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# gary glitter?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# ha ha!!
tis grand!
any predictions for this year's Eurovision?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# WINNAH!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
aceness!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# ACE.
Woo to you.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# woo!
very woo indeed!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha...
wow that's depressing =D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha
that's a woo right there.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Noooooooooo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha
don't cry for him, he knew the risks!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# its pioneers like him
that makes the human race what it is.
WOO
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# is he human?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# i look like him
and i call myself human, just :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha, oh dear
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# brilliance on a stick.
hahahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHA

*breathes*

HHEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHA

*clicks*

*dies*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *clicks*
winnar
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Hooray!
I never get tired of seeing Ariane 5 bite the dust and knowing it was a programmer's fault!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)
# O'Shea says:
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Whachootalkinboutwillis?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# because
shotgun bullets are bad fo your health
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
#
nice and crunchy though
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Lead poisoning.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# this^
It's too early to think or reason or anything...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
#
I thought it was a fairly mainstream reference. Apologies.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# you have to undestand, i'm as thick as mince
and need things clearly explained!....
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# the Sisters Of The Shoddy Animation are confused
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# errrm
Word?
Yo?
Bitchin?

I give up
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 99 Ways to Die!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning dad!
how art thou?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# 'ning, son.
I'm alright. You? Didn't see you much over the weekend, you're growing up so fast now, always out with your pals.

I've got to go to w*rk now lad, I'll talk to you later.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ok............
*quick kiss on cheek before anyone sees*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *sees*
*reports incest to police*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# you're just jealous!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Mouldy and sculley, arf arf

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Nice Quiff!
mmmm FHM circa 1996
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# arf arf indeed!
He'd probably never get pneumococcal pneumonia.

/Penicillin blog
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# *injects thiazole*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Hoorays!

It's the nineties again! I am younger and have more hair.
I will go out and try and chat up an 18 year old. :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# and get slapped silly again?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Let us know if it works
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# an 18 year old what?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# bottle of scotch.
when he says chat it up he means guzzle it down.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# mother of 3 from Dagenham
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# oooohhhhhhhh
Oh no you di'nt!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Pffft!
That's obviously one from the posh bit.


/works in Dagenham but fortunately lives in Surrey.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I did that in the nineties
I ended up marrying the silly cow
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# rofl
lol usb
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# It's OK - I divorced her in 2000, ready for this decade
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# um...
phew?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# there seems a lot of divorce talk on the baord today
it fills me with sadness.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# divorce was a good thing
wedding number 2 this year!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# is there?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# at least you're not in your early 30's
and seeing a 16 year old.

like someone i know.

*not me, i'm happily maried to someone my own age*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I know someone who did/is doing that.

He's a teacher and did naughties & went out with a 15 year old girly. She might have been 14 when they started naughties. :|
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# hooray!
I love the 90's, we had all the stuff we do now only it was cheaper and more sincere
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I'll woo that for a dollar
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] At the Kids TV Awards after show party
there was an "incident"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Tigger in Clone Shocker!



Ning
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# 'ning bruv
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# 'Ning sir!
How are you on this rather unpleasantly cold morning?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# *points*
haha!
it's lovely and sunny here
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# same here.
came to work coatless!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *sulk*
Hopefully it'll clear up later.
How's you, micto?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# pretty good ta
you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Not bad thanks.
Went to the Eden Project yesterday and have sore feet as a result - lots of walking! Lovely place though.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# cool
we were going to go this year
but we haven't got the money
(it's a bit of a trek)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I can imagine - it's a bit of a trek for me, and I live in the South anyway.
It's definitely worth it though :)

Might flout the rules and post some pics later...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Wot?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Oh hush.



Wait...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ooh please do,
I've not seen much of the edan project.
anyway just slap a few cdc's on them and the nazi's can't say owt!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# This

Though preferably without the CDCs
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# but the nazi's!!
'Ning by the way :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# CDCs aren't my style.
Never posted them, never will.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
#


I got work to do today, so I'm not really here. Don't tell Ironman
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# IRONMAN COME QUICK!
freebs is here instead of doing your homework!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
#
Don't worry, I won't. 'Ning anyway.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# heheh
there's an amusing video on the net somewhere
of a tigger sexing up an elmo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# You should have the two Elmos
spitroasting the bunny.

That would be a headfuck...in more ways than one
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha, sombody has a thing for elmo
ta, 3 bloody years, another child and a divorce so much has happened :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Happy b3taday
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Happy b3taday to you
*Repeat as necessary*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# sorry buddy, I got called away.
where's Penarth?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# South wales
About 4 hours away
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# thats quite a hike!
did you have a good time?
nice weather, beer, sheep etc...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Yea it was good
Weather was great, if a bit windy. Drank a bit and made sheep jokes all the way there and back
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# up for a mini-bash this week?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# yea sounds like a plan
When you up for it?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# umm...
not today, forgot money, and not friday, I'm off.... tomorrow?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# off on friday? Bah!
Yea tomorrow sounds alright
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# shall I gaz the reverand custard?
he said he's in fratton i can see if he wants to drift up...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Sure
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# birthday?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# b3ta birthday
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I guess
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Happy B3taday fella
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# /b3taday greetings
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Happy B3ta~Daaaay!!
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
*bums*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# 'appy b3taday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# hippy b3taday Mongy
as its your b3taday, you can be the first unwilling recipient of my new board hobby - username maths!

Did you know that Griffin Saver - mongychops = AlfGarnet!

Its a game that everyone can enjoy! Try it now and amaze your friends and family
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# wtf?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Mornington Crescent
*I win*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# but you clearly used
the kennington-smith rule and that was rescinded at the 1984 Carlisle conference
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# ...but reinstated after the great nid debate of 1964
also allowing for the diagonal move against kensington's upper entry

*invokes flux capacitor*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i hate to be a pedant
but 1984 is after 1964
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Flux capacitor
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# yup, I used that on a double level entry
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# K. Weasel - Griffin Saver = monsoon lagoon
10 points to the person who doesn't get a lurker
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# id numbers?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# yip
we might have to do multiplies and divides to get a non-lurker
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Yea, deduct/add one user id to another and see what pops out
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# oh no...
the_invisible_cow - Griffin Saver = Goatse
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# its a sign!
Somebody get the anus expander and a camera
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# So...
if you take me out of you, you end up with a gaping bumhole?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
#
apparently so
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# 4dam + davew27 = wjh31
Ohh...user numbers. Damn.

I spent ages thinking this up.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# happy b3taday mongy
that is a lot to happen in that time.

well done for not becoming a drunken wreck shouting at dustbins and smoking discarded dog ends.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# tch - that Elmo!

Bob looks like he's limbering up to be next
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# What's great
is that everyone showed up to watch lol

=D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# they had to pay to get in though
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# must've been a costly show
since the audience is limited
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Gang bang?
Poor bunny :(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# it's ok,
he loves it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Alright, let me know when and where!
and the bunny loves it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] they wouldn't get away with that in Teletubbie land
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# hey!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# yours is better :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# i've printed this
and stuck it to our wall :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Ace!
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning all!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
one-man-wagon roll!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I know, I need help!
and there's more for later too :s
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Ning!
and hahahaha, brilliantly 'shopped :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Thankies :D
*mwah*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# That's horrible and frightening
so Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# hehehe
ta!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# oh bloody hell
Ace

I'm still not here
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Cheers Mate
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# needs more death
...twice
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Indeed ;)
Wait till you see what I have ready for later!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# frightening on many levels that
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# It is that!
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Gah!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Yay - horny buggers!
they're breeding :(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Ha ha.

That made me laugh.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# YAY!
good :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Bird
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# zoinks!

you are HumanDescent AICMFG

welcome
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# my sarcasm detector just beeped
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# moogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogamoogatooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# haha :)
'nings micto!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# nings!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I seam what you did there
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# /would
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Is that a comment about her size?
She seems to be a lovely woman, with a great job, doing well bringing up her children.

Why is her weight even an issue? Makes me cross that women are judged solely on appearances :(

/Fat is a Feminist Issue blog
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# My boyfriend said he'd do her
Which I was surprisingly pleased about...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I would too
*rubs knees*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Yeah, I'm in!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 'ningnong muggles!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 'nings! :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Are you a bit chubby too then?






/hides
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# There's plenty of photos of me floating around the internet
see what you think yourself.

/finds and assaults
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# sexually
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# on nudie sites?!?!?!1!?1
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *checks pr0n folder*
Oh my...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I bloody hope not
although I think BBB shopped my face on to some near-pr0n ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah, but she's been eating those ryvita minis for over a year now, and she's still put on weight....
*only kiddling* ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# would it be fair game if she was a fat bloke?
i think fatness is a contentious issue there are plenty of people stuck in lumpy bodies that hate it and... blah blah oh god i can't bea arsed to type any more

suffice to say, i am empathetic to chubby people who are upset by 'fattists' but hate those fatties who try and make out being fat is OK
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I like her!
she's also lully in real life.

'ning sexybum *huggles*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# *huggles*
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# ^ this ^
definitely.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# my first go at one of these
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# I'm sorry... i cant see it...
my eyes are streaming after reading your name...
pfft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# It's always been the best distraction from my poor work
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# needs more aerial photo
these really don't work unless it's an aerial photo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I haven't uploaded it yet
but I did a reasonable one taken from a bridge looking down a long road.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# cool
you uploaded your bash photos yet?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Haven't even got them off my camera yet.
I'm so slack/been too busy playing Worms.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# didn't you used to be 'you drive like a mong in a dodgem'
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
#
yep thats me I'm slowly shortening the name to mongem
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Its a bit blurry and a bit in focus
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# ace
That's what i was aiming for, I rawk!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# sorry, but....

:D
i think you should shorten your name to Mongem, i like it
www.b3ta.com/board/6963806

'ning alls!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 'ning tets
and yes, he is indeed the warrior king!
Is he making more films soon?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# i hope so, because he is
theTiTs TM
official

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I thought it was great in the Warrior king where he ran into Jackie Chan
I have love for the Chan man too
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Police Story
best Chan flick EVAH!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# yay for backend equipment
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# science
^_^
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Heya ivvv
*waves*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'lo Weasel
*ruffles hair*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# *licks paws*
*pats down tufts*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I think it needs to be taken from on high
It just looks a bit out of focus
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# well......
A) That effect only really works on ariel photography
B) I don't see the point of that particular effect, could someone please explain the appeal?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# when it's done on an aerial photo
it tricks the eye into thinking you're looking at a scale model

which is intriguing for the first few times, then after, a little bit 'meh'
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I guess its one of those things that should be included in a photoshop tutorial booklet
'ning micto
Had a good weekend?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# very good
it's been the first weekend in a while that i feel refreshed and relaxed on a monday morning

you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Really? Whats your secret?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# no idea
i washed the cars, mowed the lawn
made icecream and played with the kid in the garden
oh, and got lots of sleep and played my uke
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# sounds awfully productive
And how did you got about making icecream?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Yeah I feel pretty good too.
Regular sleeping hours and a good cup of coffee go a long way
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I yam in ur bord sig
proovin ur maths
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# When done properly,
the scene no longer looks life-sized. The artform is intended to make the viewers believe they are looking at a tabletop model.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# yes
but

why?

you could darken a photograph to make it look like it was taken at night but what would be the point?
taking photos of models or at night are things that can be done in reality, why bother usinig photoshop for the same effect?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# I've seen a few of these lately.
A lot of people are getting the effect wrong.

The idea is to emulate the depth of field you'd get from a camera with a macro lens & wide aperture. This means that only a certain plane of the photo will be in focus, and that is a plane a certain distance from the camera.
Therefore it doesn't work if, as people have been doing, you blur random parts of the image, or change the focus on the vertical plane.

Silly people.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I have no idea what the above means so I'll "This^" it to look smart
'ning wheely! Had a good weekend?
How much rampage will £3.26 get me?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# For £3.26
I will knock over a broom.

My weekend was okay. A bit dull really.

I am sad today though, as I need to stark looking for work. :(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Cheeky post at work
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:11, archived)
# I see it, the twat.
Hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:16, archived)
# =D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)
# hello flower
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# why good morning =D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# have you been to sleep yet?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# actually
I woke up not too long ago. YAY I actually slept for once lol
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
#






*stunned into silence*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha. Has Big Breakfast flashbacks. Woman in a tabbard!
'ningles all. I'm off soon to buy a silly amount of blankets.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:32, archived)
# How many blankets constitutes a silly amount?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
# About 40
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)
# That's a ridiculous amount of blankets.
I like blankets :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Yup down to the markets for me:)
That'll mate some stall holders day.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# yeah
when you turn up

point a gun at him and shout "Give me all the fucking blankets!" and have an associate stick them in the van

there's comedy value in this :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 'ello RG
Why all the blankets?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Because he shelters lost London-visitors
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Oh, ok.
What happened to all his other blankets?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Dunno, their day-release expired and they had to go back to prison?
/has had the dubious pleasure of sleeping under one of those itchy mo-fos
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)
# They got used by b3tard:P
Naaa we're refurbishing so everything's gonna be new.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Thats cool
Is it a whole refurb like painting and everything or just sorting out old stuff?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Yup
Head to toe. New kitchen, bathroom everything.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# itchy blankets ahoy!
you ain't seen me, roight?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# 'see whatwhonow?
'ning freebs
Have you started on the painting at all?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Nope nice blankets.
Had a look about yesterday and some the one ones I found put a whole new meaning to tacky!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Noice!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
# A very cheeky work post.... have a WOO!
'Ning all!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 'ning ives
good weekend?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# meh.
didn't do anything exciting.
You?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
#
Went to Penarth. Came back. Had a walk on the beach on sunday.
Now here.
Yea was alright I guess
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# What an excellent first post of the day to see!
'ning, peoples!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'ning KM
How're you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# 'lo Weasel.
*can't be bothered to ruffle hair today*
*isn't in the mood*

I'm alright...ish. You?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *feels dejected*
*ruffles own hair*
*smooths*

Whats up chief?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Meh.
Just stuff. Life. You know, the usual.

/changes subject

Bash soon! *glees half-heartedly*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Aye Bash indeed
I'm getting my car Ok'ed for the journey up. The last thing I want is for it to break down on me
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# None of us want that.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# 'Ning!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# It's the Prof.!
*stalks*
*hugs*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Yay!
me hug you long time...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *glomps*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *snuggles*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
.. called Jean. Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Haha!
I can just hear how he'd deliver that...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# back fcrom teh pub...

have a beer induced doodle...before i dash to bed.

god these take longer wjen you are drunk...and they are crappier too!

night, b3ta!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:57, archived)
# I have grown to think you absolutely wonderful
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:59, archived)
# this^
'ello Jess!
Had a good weekend?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Heheh, been working nights
Today is my 'day off' which is an absolute jip since I only finished work at 7:30am, and am back at work tomorrow at 7am...I've already been at work today and technically the only difference is that I'm at home after 9pm and sleep here rather than a nap at work
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Wonderful pic.
Eyes are perfect!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:04, archived)
# *glees*
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Spaced.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Still fantastic
Sleep well :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# What Jobie WIll Do For £1: Episode One
"Down a shot consisting of cider and mucus"

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:43, archived)
# Ugh
Too early in the day for this

*bowks*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:55, archived)
# I'm not particularly so concerned with the drinking of mucus as with doing it for a pound
That kid is destined to be a very poor adult
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:00, archived)
# if he lives that far!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:32, archived)
# next get him to eat human fat!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:24, archived)
# This^
or a bar of soap
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Bindun
Idiotic, car-crash-intriguing proof here
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Hahaha that's awesome!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Look at him go
He can't yum down enough of those bad boys!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:34, archived)
# yay!
that's classy :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Can't ... hold ... on ... for much .... longer ....
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:18, archived)
# but the bunny is hungry. that wouldn't do to spoil its supper.
i'm off to bed, goodnight!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:19, archived)
# It IS the rabbit!!!!
Great big pointy teeth...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)
# A bunny's gotta eat!
WY

edit: not worth a new thread
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:23, archived)
# I like what you have done here.
W/Y/H!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:25, archived)
# Nice one!
Is there a tutorial somewhere for these?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:37, archived)
# It's easy
You just stick your tongue out.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:43, archived)
# Loon!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:46, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:49, archived)
# Pffft!
*spazmos along*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:52, archived)
# I hope so!
I've been just pretending
I know what they even are.
thx.

edit: other one
www.b3ta.com/board/6963663
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:47, archived)
# Woo to this
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 7:43, archived)
# fucking shitty bunny!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:26, archived)
# Introducing animated fear...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 5:37, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH
 
The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 5:39, archived)
# ..and it's goodnight from me.
 
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Goodnight
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 5:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:06, archived)
# Woo yeah! That's ace that is.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:23, archived)
# i FUCKING LOVE IT!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:26, archived)
# *fears*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 5:51, archived)
# THE FEAR!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:23, archived)
# he's had a son
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:53, archived)
# Star Trek: The Increasingly Desperate Generation
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Two beer minimum.
Keep em comming, aces so far.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:56, archived)
# I enjoy posing this rig...
... and I enjoy the stereoscopics.



Click here for wallpaper sized, non-stereo pic.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:53, archived)
# i see him moving through space
this confuses me
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:55, archived)
# The Church explains it as:
MAGIC OF GOD DUZZIT!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:57, archived)
# You have tampered with the laws of physics and thus adjusted my view of the universe.
Nothing is real.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 4:03, archived)
# /Franz Kafka blog
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Damnit!
just realised I once again missed my own b3ta birthday.
meh, anyway have this, mostly just messing about.

CFB

anyone elce find that cosplayers make awesome source photos?
edit: night all, off to bed
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Why yes, that I do.

Nice colours! Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:44, archived)
# WE FIGHT CRIME
 


 
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Yeah baby!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:51, archived)
#
would
would
would
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:55, archived)
# pffwor!
hot stuff that
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Happy Belated B3ta-day!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 4:04, archived)
# Sometimes I imagine a world where pro wrestlers are stranded on an island and left to duke it out with wildlife.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:39, archived)
# who
doesnt?
woo sir :o)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Looks like the giraffes have a tactical advantage..
 
woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:56, archived)
# ning...dunlurkin
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Que?
Can't tell what the pink thing is.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:34, archived)
# It's a slipper...
...and T-Gonz REALLY wants it. Must be Gucci.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Ohhhh I see!
They must be pumped for the game then.
Or at least collect them mid-field.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:48, archived)
[challenge entry] How sad it was when Popa Smurf was shot on live TV
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:10, archived)
# The smurfing cunt had it comming!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:15, archived)
# SMURF 'IM IN THE SMURFING SMURF
 

 
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:16, archived)
# He seems to be enjoying it!
I just wanted to say how sad it is to lose a kitty. Yours looked almost identical to my Bart. And they were about the same ages. It's been less than three months, and I'm still at a great loss. His little white Hitler mustache. Oh well.

Edit- The damned Smurf had it coming! Blue bastard.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Aww.. poor Bart.
 
Not really sure how old Gus was, probably only six or seven..
one of those strays that came in from the cold.

*hugs*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:32, archived)
# thought i'd give the whole "stuff pokin out of pictures" thing a spin...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:44, archived)
# thats nice... I did some gun stuff a while back
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:48, archived)
# ooh!
i like those!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:48, archived)
# woo
to both of these
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Here's mine to woo.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:51, archived)
# ^_^
fluffy! now i'm gonna do that to my kittin pic, too!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Woo!
31st month! 'Nite b3ta
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Thx
Cya
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:16, archived)
# i like this oblique effect
reminds me of ceiling kitty.

...well, except this appears to be floor kitty
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:01, archived)
# It's a nice effect
Here's one of a pic I took at a balloon race


Click for bigger (93KB)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Great depth!
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Looky them HUGE HUGE hands
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:01, archived)
# It's rude to point, you know.
 
but woo! to the pic!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:14, archived)
# You know Capt. Kirk would be ALL up in this!


Click for bigger (151KB)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)
# hehheheheh!
 
Well, maybe if she were a little greener..

woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:31, archived)
# you know, i was actually trying green
but GOD knows all his critters are pink on the inside, and it doesn't work well with green.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Mmm.. pink inside.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:33, archived)
# hey you
I was spazzing back and saw your post about Gus.
I'm very sorry.

He was a vere nice kittin.

*hugs*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Cheers.
 
Still very teary.. should've taken the week off, maybe!

I'd miss my internets, though.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Maybe take off a day or two.
Just to have some time to recover.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 3:54, archived)

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