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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hubba hubba
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hubba hubba!
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# When I went to sleep there was mona.
When I wake up there is mona.


Mona day!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# CLEOCATRA!
I thought you had gone.


Oh, you won't know who I am, I've had a name change.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hooray for Mona day!!


Here's one I made a while back.
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# and the money shot?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they'll be jokes about being 'off his rocker'...


Then again, probably not.
ENJOY!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# He's:
off his rocker!
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I rather think
that he's more like me. Ripped to the gills on booze and pills!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ROCK !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# there can be
no other way*





(*as long as you don't have to listen to that rock shite )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# enough with Mona, it's Tourette's time!

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Hello duckies!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Tourettes!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:42, archived)
# haha
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# CUMJARSPRINKLEJISM!
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Tour Reps
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I live next to
Conwy Castle, the one that's done at night, that looks like a castle, that's saying bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# They'll all want one....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# does it
break or disintergrate when you touch it like the real life bags?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# here's a subtle one from ages ago (last one, I promise!)

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *pfffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# 5 fingers?
no wonder she looks smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# only 5?
looks like there's a few more than that
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)
# That settles it.
I was wrong. b3ta IS shit at the weekend. I should go to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Pea-roast for wand-bagon
Them buggers try to spoil everything!

(Charlie Baked Potato, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Vote QUO
i was doing a version with the blonde blokes face on hers, but once i'd finished it looked nothing like him :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# do his entire head then
and make sure you blend in the colours perfectly

anything less will be shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Step AWAY from the bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# haha
I love these
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Her braces follow me around the room
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# And come out with your pants up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# yes!
i was going to ask if someone could do one of these, but
1: that would be checky
2: i might go out and not see it
3: didnt think any body watched it!
huge woo to you sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I thought that
the one further down was meant to be ugly mona, but just shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# ive never seen it
but as channel 4 bombards you with the brian blessed-like adverts for it every 4 seconds, then i feel like i HAVE seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# i have
one with Mr Bean's face, got it off a mate, i would post it as its funny, but id get told off for stealing someone elses work... if people want it, ill post it, just dont bollock me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# that's alright
we've all seen it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ok!!
thorght so, uber gc im betting! and probably a b3ta invention any way
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# you can post it as a reply in another thread
but the bandwagon is getting a bit tired now
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
#

Would you believe me if I told you that I was RISing on my own joke until I came to naming the file?
(JamesG, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# had to look at file name too
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# yes
no
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# arrrgh
it's my worst nightmare! The assgorilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Well done
I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# did someone say Mona Lisa time?

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Wow
Natural beauty
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# :E
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Wallace and Gromit
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ehm, no
but go ahead anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# The person who chose the fonts on that bag is an utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# nice bag...
have another
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# uh, i smell a bandwagon

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# have a cartoon of mine you can abuse.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Errr?
Bigger?
Please?
Edit: Damn resizing just as I post!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# you can have it as big as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ha....
very good..
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# that's no
pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# no
if that was my handwriting it would be "ceci nest pas uhg joijoe", which means something quite rude, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Have a domolisa


as I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# eligmatic
woofull
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Amazing !!!
And it made me laugh
Hey Dutchman..
Do you know her.. eh..
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Fuck!

get her away from me!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)
# That is woo,
but it scared the face of this young lady:
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# nothing a paper bag couldn't solve
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# bugger me!
That's a double bagger* if ever I saw one




*you have to place a bag over your own head in case hers falls off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# You forgot bag three
For the vomit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# you're bored?
I'm so bored I came up with this:



Anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)
# John Ben?....arf
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Don't know
Is he a muppet ??
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)
# most definitely...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ben elton john
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I saw his new show the other day
I have to say it a pathetic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)
# woo! - have a bit of monet
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# breathtakingly beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# he does blend well into the arts
doesn't he
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# thanks
i need some cash
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)
# It's time for Sunday pea.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# and so you shall!

I think your post made domo return into my consciousness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I've gone a bit meme happy lately.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Alright
Here's mine
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Haha
I think here expression is a bit easier to read now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# "cheese"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# My first ever vector drawing...

Its a bit wierd i know but hopefully you can tell who it is...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# what's our vector, victor?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Woo
Hugh Laurie looks a bit ill though!

Ooo and woo you have an icon:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# haha yeah an icon!
its the other one btw, hugh laurie and yes he does look ill! lol
*edit* haha i caught the sneaky edit! nicely done and thanks for getting it!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Yeah I did edit it
For some reason I always mix their names up.

EDIT The next step is turning up to bashes and the more even worrying one is going round the country to go to other non-local bashes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)
# this is a scary prospect
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Great laugh though
I was down the Northampton one a few weeks back. It's always going to be a good bash if crazyjude turns up. 'ello Jude is you're lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Paris Hilton
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)
# the outlines make it different.
makes for an interesting style, and i'm not convinced it would look better without, although someone's bound to say they think it would
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# yeah baby
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
thanks for the duck based inspiration.
Finally made something I don't feel ashamed to post in its own thread (even if it is shit).
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Woo
It's b3ta national duck day!

EDIT: Top of board jolly, bottom of board profound:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)
# All hail the Mighty Glass Duck!!!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *hails*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *drizzles^
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *hails*
*wants*

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# smells like glass I suppose
:I
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# you spelt numerator wrong
in your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# oh right
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Yay!

'ning all. I've managed 2 hours sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# oooh!
verr pritty :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# that's so wonderful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks :)

Here's their friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# blimey
that's happy-making :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# there are waves of happy spreading out from this pic, making the world a better place
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)
# peeps!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I bought kk one of those peeps bunny stuffed toys
and I keep trying to steal it from her. They're so damn cute.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# hails duck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hurrah
for it is a fine thing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pennance is paid
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)
# This Xara / Vector malarky

So heres one of my fluffly little - not so puppy'ish any more puppies - done in xara xtreme pro - I cant understand what the fuss is about - open pic / right click / select "make b3tans go moist" option / upload to interweb /
I can do this in taty shop what am I missing ??

EDIT - and I cant find the layers button - how crap is that
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I like this
because it reminds me of my friend's dog, now sadly deceased.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# .
I feel for you/your mate having my old Border Collie put down was the hardest thing I have ever had to do in my life - I felt like such a cnut when the vet put the needle in her - even though she was very old and very poorly.
So I dont think about it and just remember all the fun stuff we did - and how she used to bite everyone that came in the house - soft bites for people she didnt mind and big bites for ppl she realy wasnt fond of
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I was very attached to my border collie, 'Fred',
and when he had to be put down it was very distressing, but 'the hardest thing I have ever had to do in my life'?

Fred was the best dog I have ever known, but he was a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hmmm
possibly that's a healthy attitude but I don't share it. A friend is a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# /\ this
Coco - named by the Mrs shared as much as my life if not more than my mrs - hours wandering hill and dale - well down by the river, she slept on my feet when I was working - saved a fortune on socks and winter heating, came in the car everywhere with me. So feeling like I betrayed her when I took her to the vets, the fact that she trusted me totaly - even when she went blind we still walked for miles with me humming so she knew where I was and telling her to mind when she was about to walk into a tree.
Yep without doubt the hardest thing I have EVER done in my life watching her life ebb away, it made me feel life I had murdered her.
Anyone who thinks a dog is "just" a dog does not deserve one.
My opinion
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# That's devotion.
I share this attitude towards pets as well.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Same!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Dogs live for less than quarter of a century.
I have lost 6 dogs, as well as giving up a dozen or so puppies.

Added to this is 16 cats, cows, rabbits, guinea pigs, pheasants, chickens, mice, rats, gerbils, hamsters, a snake, 2 African snails, stick insects, fleas, lice and crabs*.

When a friend dies it is sad, but death is part of life and when a friend dies, even a human friend, it is something which was always going to happen. I don't like killing, but it isn't the hardest thing to do.

Jesus, did you never own a video recorder?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Death
is part of life but this was the first time I took anything to be put to sleep which for me was hard.
You keep your attitude, I think I prefer mine
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I don't think a dog is 'just' a dog.
I think that everything dies and, as with people, it's hard, but something which is just part of life.

Maybe you've had a comparably easy life, but I can think of many, many things which are harder than death which, at the end of the day, is inevitable.

I was more upset by the death of Fred (I choose him in particular because he was, loathe as I am to admit that I had one, my favourite) than I have been by some friends or even family members, but I always knew he would die.

Bearing in mind that I have destroyed animals personally, including rabid dogs, I understand the feeling of guilt and emptiness which looking at them beforehand can bring - it is worse than with a human because the animal doesn't understand - but I find this revulsion from death incomprehensible.

Everything dies, it's just a stage of life.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Someone said
That bravery is not looking death on the eye without fear. It's looking life in the eye without it.

EDIT: Then again Oscar Wilde said 'There's only two sure things in life; Death and Taxes.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I thought that was Death and Texas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I kind of agree with you
But I don't think it's a "revulsion from death". The majority of pet owners don't have to deal with destroying animals on a 'regular' basis, and perhaps try to make the most of their time with their pets, thus putting to the back of the mind the thought that one day that pet won't be there. It's not a revulsion, it's just easier to put it off for some people than it is to face facts. Why deal with it until it's absolutely necessary? I, on the other hand, deal with animal-death pretty regularly and realise that eventually my dog won't be around. It chokes me to think of it, but it is inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Yes but I think you have to think that
When that time comes, he/she has a good long life and you made it happy. I think pets are good things for kids to have as it makes them realise that everything dies. It sounds a bit morbid but it is a fact of life and the earlier you become aware of it, the better.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Death is the end of life and can perhaps be compared to having to push your bike back up the hill after a big drop.
It's arse, but nothing like as arse as not setting out on the road.

[EDIT: worst analogy ever!]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *get stablisers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I've got stabilisers right here on the table,
by coincidence.

I wanted to go riding today, but I was not allowed as we are 'doing something nice'.

Despite constant prompting we have yet to do 'something nice' at all.

I'd be back by now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# No offence, but I agree with your edit! As it seems to be Dux Day on b3ta, have this:

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Spaniel!
*woofs*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *achem*
www.b3ta.com/talk/

right that's' it I feel like a proper cuntchafer now. Comence shouting!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *tuts*
that's just mean




cuntchafer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I need my ration of non fluff
it's done now
I'm sorry about your dogs e.t.c.
I was kidding about the talk board thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah, I figured
hence the ";)" bit

don't worry, all fluffed out now :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# There's no need to use that sorta language!
at least put t*lkboard
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# See if i got a dog
I'd have to be a boarder collie. Simply coz they're as intelligent as cats:)

plus they look good with bandanas round their necks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# they always look better
when you do them 'by hand'.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# by hand?
edit :
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

edit = -z
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# by hand
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you're missing the whole point
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *points*
here, here it is...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Cutey alert!!!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I don't class that as a vector

but it is lully


use Illustrator..everything else is shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# All hail Adobe
Hmm - I never thought of that, all this banging on about vectors - I thought Ide have a go to see what the fuss was about.
Scurries off to install illistrator
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Obviously a fully legal copy
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I get all my software from a mate who travels to Iran a couple of times a year.
Due to a lack of pircay laws, everything is dirt cheap.
I got Photoshop, Illustator, Flash Suite, Corel 12.0, AutoCAD and some others for about £12.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# why not just get it for free off the internet like the guys in Iran do
before they sell it to your mate. Cut out the middleman/country:

Google the following - utorrent, demonoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Obviously
a 30 day try before I purchase copy.
Mind you I think I got an email the other day that had all major software brands available to download for a fraction of the cost - perhaps as they have a gif of a padlock on their website I should buy from there ??
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hehehe
Yeah it would be great if those dodgy guys that sell pirate DVDs in pubs did the same with software:P

I've got a copy of PS7 that a bought years back. I'm thinking of getting the latest version but to be honest I think it would only be justified if did a lot of tattyshop studying.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# why wait for some guy
to turn up to the pub? Just use bit torrent.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Why use torrent
whenI have a perfectly good newshosting account ?

//Back from sunday lunch full blog
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# because it is now the future
not the eighties.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Pfft..
Piracy snobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Oh I don't know...
photoshop is pretty good for making vectors. IVV uses photoshop exclusively I think. So do I, for what it's worth (95% of the time anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# A good vector is a clever thing
but I do think that often a filter (or just posterise) would be better than some of the poorer vectors.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)
# yea I really do like photoshops ability to do vectors


but I just don't think it looks as clean as Illustrator :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I combine both Photoshop and Illustrator.
Probably the least efficient way of doing it though.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I use PaintShop Pro.
But then, I am a filthy heretic.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I started on Paintshop pro....then saw the light ;)

there are still some things I like better in psp than photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)
# the amount i play with piccies these days, i would feel obliged to get a legitimated copy of PS
and the price tag just doesn't do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Xara is pretty cool too.
Ever seen the vectors of b3tan "James Smith"?

www.b3ta.com/board/6294995
www.b3ta.com/board/7137589

That is, it's cool when you draw it rather than just apply a filter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Holy fuck
those are amazing! I might have to acquire this Xara Xtreme.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# You can do so for free if you are a linux user.
For 'doze there is a free trial.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# it's a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Sunday morning= Jazz and bacon time
Have a fluffalo soldier to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# yay
thanks!


and a good 'ning to all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# gives me the horn!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# 'ning horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# 'ning Medi!
I'm having a lazy sunday morning cup of tea and public jukebox session! Join in!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# alright
where do I join?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# s' here
slwh.servegame.com/wyldenet/

EDIT: The queue is looking a bit special now!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# k

*touchy feely*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# oooh
the fluffalo soldier in the fart of america?
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Hurrah for morning fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# too long, it's too long, she said
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# The uninstall's not too bad though.
I found out within an hour of installing.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# i didn't think
it was physically possible to uninstall internet explorer :o

my mate made a script to make any attempt to open IE open in Firefox and windows wouldn't let him delete or modify the IE exe
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Uninstalling IE completely is probably impossible
but you can roll it back to IE6.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# But IE7 is much, much better than IE6
Really, much better.

I use FF, but if I was just a general browser I'd use IE7 because t is an excellent piece of software.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# i've never used it
some bullshit about me running an illegal version of windows when i try and install it
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha, no one installs internet explorer now
Except idiots
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# no-one?
cunt
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# No-one.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# not true
of course
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Should be
of course.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *edits*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# wank
wank
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# designed by idiots
for idiots :)
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I like ie7
and for me, that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# you can speed up the process
by cancelling (how?) and installing firefox instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# that's all very well
if you don't want to use interweb banking
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I've never had a problem?
(Wombatovic, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# really?
Share your secret for a perfect life
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Install firefox, it'll run internet banking fine
and it's a damn site friendlier than IE
/became a convert thanks to B3ta recommendation
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# ^^^ this
i cant stand IE now
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ^this too^
Though I had problems with firefox because of some cunt virus, so for now I'm stuck with Opera until I get round to downloading teh fox again.

But I'm lazy.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I'm using Opera...
I think it is most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# ^this too.
bastard ie7 installed itself by stealth, serves me right for not keeping an eye on microsoft updates, it's quite handy having both though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ^Mounds of this.
And I haven't found a site that doesn't work in FF for years now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# also with the IEtab extension, even sites optimised for IE work :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Pish to you all!
Eat Safari!
(WonkoTheSane, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Bollocks. The Jobbies have found us.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# You know I'm right.
Wonko is always right. Now eat up.
(WonkoTheSane, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# microsoft propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# no
they don't
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# 'ere you, I listened to you last night saying you hadn't seen any Dalek Khan/Shatner pics...
www.b3ta.com/board/7137233
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hehehehe
most excellent sir
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I'm just going to try and log into my account on natwest's site
Wait a mo...
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *phishes*
also:

slwh.servegame.com/wyldenet/
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# What on earth is that?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# listen to the stream
and pick the tracks on the site. Apparently I have something to do with the name?

Anyhoo, I'm playing Goo Goo Dolls right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Wow. It worked
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# it totally screwed my machine as well
stick to firefox
(pdjpdj, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Microsoft downloads only work with internet exploder, so I don't use them
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Ball! The bastards frozen
the bloody progress bar's not moving!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# 'ning and all that

Clank biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)
# That's one saggy set of titties
Woo.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Yeah
I must start excercising..
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)
# sunday lunch is go!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I have to ask the question.
Does your mum have a memory problem? Coz I can see no other reason for having 'mum's house' written on the inside of the door.

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# actually,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# that would explain the sign them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# either that or it's just narrative imperative


not that i'm trying to be a smartarse or anything*


*may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *stones to death with puppies*
'ning mate. I hope your feeling suitably shite for a Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# good 'ning
i was feeling fine until some cunt stoned me with puppies.

i don't drink any more, so Sunday morning hangovers are a thing of the past.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Well you could at least compensate
with a nice health drugs comedown:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# "health drugs"???
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# No
Ground up puppy stones:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I love your crazyness
good nings all, guess who thought it was Monday today and got up stupidly early and headed into town.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Erm Gandalf?
You great 'nana! Go back to bed or get some dead pig in you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Mmmm... dead pig
*bacons*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Have you had your dead pig today?!
*points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Not really sure but then again I never am
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Freak!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)
# I loike
teh winky
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)
# ARROOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)
#

"reverse"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 5:49, archived)
# Glow lines work quite well.
AAU

edit: Discover the recipes you are using and abandon them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 5:51, archived)
# Cool!
It looks like you've painted a neon light and scratched a picture on it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 6:10, archived)
# I like this style
not many lines, but still a lot of depth

are her pants coming down?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 6:12, archived)
# too cool for the /links board
www.oes.org/page2/1797~My_dogs_feet_smell_like_corn_chips.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 6:20, archived)
# Wouldn't the solution be to stop sniffing is dogs feet?!
EDIT: You have far far too much time on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)
# spiffing !
watch out, ipod will prolly steal it for advertising
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 6:13, archived)
# ahhh
glowy woman.

lavverly woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 7:17, archived)
# I misjudged the hanging bag
thought it was a stubby wang
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 7:57, archived)
# Wow, I like this style
Neato
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:22, archived)
# wow
lovely!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Cool
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)

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