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[challenge entry] Filthy Peterborough United
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# W'happened
..to the rhyming part of rhyming slang?

eg:
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] seamless...
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# woo
Ask Joel Veitch about HIT Entertainment and their legendary sense of humour...
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Nice!!
But eye rolling needed
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Achtung!
Watch out dude - optimize that before the B3stapo flame you!

(, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:15, archived)
# FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


Equally matched combatants, it's gonna be down to endurance...
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# TWAT HIM IN THE FACE BARRY!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# i'll have a tenner on the fella on the left
go lefty
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# LEFT FTW
or at least a sly headbutt 30 seconds into the 3rd round!
How ya goin Mongy?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I feel I could be watching this for quite some time
I think i'll sit down
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I say, have at you!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *sits back with a beer and crisps*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Implying they are not matched in endurance
so the money is on the one who hasn't been skimping on the monkey glands - look for traces!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# "I say!!"
"You cad!!"
"Buffoon!!"
"Reprobate!!"

:D
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# That looks like We Are The Lemon's little men
with the bulgy bottom bits.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# You are currently experiencing BASTWANK
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Well recognised.
But that one is Bastwank and is sort of owned by everyone and no one.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# my money's on the chap with the hat.
hahaha!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I think the other guy will win
:D
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# This should have been the ending scene of my comic.
Top BASTWANK.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I've learned how to do
animated gifs :)


(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Good thing you already knew how to travel in time

leaned?

lovely stuff, although you could make it a little smoother by speeding up the last frames
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# i like
the explosion - how you dun that?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# yes it is very impressive
presumably he's using the GIF Explodar 2.0 plugin?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# not the
bombatron 5000?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# well i suppose that's fine as well
if you want shoddy explosions
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# You can't beet
BLASTOWANK!!! by Atari IMHO
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# yay for stop animation
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah it's brill
:)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Damn right
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# yes indeed
Round, round, round they go!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# huzzah for animated gifs!
nicely!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# these are real
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# yay for animated meringues.
nice one
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Must have been one hell of a party...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hmmm
hmmm
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# morning sir, am I missing something with this pic?
or is it just a few bottles at the top of a couple of wheelie bins?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# That's just it

morning!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# morning sir!
/right, so it's just a picture then of a few bottles in a wheelie bin
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
bottles
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# return
of the mac!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Stop hanging outside of my place
I've warned you.

'ningles all, off to work on a sunday in a minute
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# do you work at the church?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# HAHAHHA
THAT BIN IS FULL OF BOTTLES

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH HA AH AH HA HA AH HA AH AH HA AH AH AH AH

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Wel you're stuck with them for another 2 weeks.
I'm hoping that's your recycle bin!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# haha, phwoar
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Charming!
Woo!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# EL-E-VATE!
:)
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# hahaha
that's gran(d)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha!
nicely
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# arf !
made me chuckle
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahah
Woo
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hehehe
nice one
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# pfft
braw!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# great
in every respect
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# My God the genius grows ever more awe inspiring!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# winner!
of the non-existant compo "best joke ever"

*clicks hard*

(, Mon 7 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# PEW PEW
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# HAHAHA!
You laugh you lose! I lost!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# the game?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# yes the game
does that mean he's a mong
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# yes
'the game' is for spazzy people
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# thank fuck i dont play then
/feels spazzy due to "manflu*"

*according to the missus
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# WOo!
There are 3 Pews! THREE
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# You are the nonsense!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
nyeeeeeow!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Heatseeking pope tits!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# pfffft
"pope tits"

/easliy amused blog
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love that
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Creepy
but brill!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# i mitre known
lovely stuff
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# that's both terrifying and great
hurrah!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha, that's great!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Haha I like that
good morning b3tards!

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# bonanza
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# haha

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Is that Shilpa poppadom with the lazer eyes?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# ...and here's some vegetables.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# much brightness and joy
yay!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# PUPPIES FTW!

Why ARE you looking at my dog?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# rude dog and the dweebs
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Braw! Haven't heard of them for years!
Morning matey
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# 'ning :)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning mate
The thought did cross my mind. He looks like he's doing hard sums!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy!
i gave my doggy a bath this morning. he looks ever so cute when he's soggy and reproachful
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, my dog looks at you.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, dog gives you bone
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, pigeons are put among the cat.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
All of us belong to our bases!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Bull Terrier
or Jack Russell with Down's Syndrome?

YOU DECIDE!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hello little chap
Why the long face?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# jamaica
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] obvious
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *double checks*
Yup that's a post. Well done.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
# your dish is leaking
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
#
leaking ejaculating into a field of crops
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# is that how you get creamed corn?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *attempts to block image from mind*






*fails*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# jodrell bank is cockney rhyming slang for a wank
even though it's in Chesire and most cockneys don't know the north exists?

edit:bah
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# ha!
Cheshire.. silly people.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Ooh
Ohh, wank - I thought it was satellite dish = pish
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# good morning you
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Return
of the Mac!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Yeah it wasn't a very long return
As he's still in prison serving a life sentence.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# once again!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Return
of the Mac!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Ah but she sung the song beforehand
And I'm fairly certain it was his first time there.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I was just going for the hilarious, REPEAT THE CHORUS DIALOGUE
used in certain songs, like "Return of the Mac" by Timothy "Mac" Mackerel
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Do you hear voices?
Do they make you do things?:P
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# only because Mi5 have put walky talkies under my bed
they're turning me intio a super soldier by just making me think positive

"go on, you know, you could well kill all your friends and family it's easy, and then we'll give you a lot of money to carry on killing people we decide, love you, x"

mind you the girl who operates the walky talky at about 7 pm on sundays has a lovely voice with just a hint of "I've killed all my friends and family and you're next"
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Well that would make anyone spluff!
You see you need more control. I make Mi5 do my house cleaning and laundry.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# but haven't they outsourced to al-qaeda?
for laundry services, i mean.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# It's strange really
That a so called 'dirty bomb' get your whites whiter than white!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *right mouse buttoh whered it go?
*sings* o0 o0 o0 da da da
right im off to work on a sunday! :o
TJ : www.b3ta.com/talk/3069790 anyone else or just me and trev??
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Nominet are the UK internet regulators
Like BT who allocation phone numbers they control IP addresses.

EDIT: I'm already at work.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# sounds like he's all keyed up too
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# RVS!
'cado, cado, 'cado . . .


(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:52, archived)
# I luuurve avocado!
You have to get ripe ones though, else they're mingin'

Heheh! WOO sir
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:53, archived)
# Thanks, hunny!
Mwwah!

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Why am I looking at pictures of your avocado?
Morning, Mr. The Hat :)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:00, archived)
# because you LURVE it you slag
*wayves*

Sorry, this isn't pixels . . . C]:0D

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:02, archived)
# I hadacado.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:03, archived)
# But . . . but . . .
didn't you haveacado in CAPITALS!?

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:11, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:14, archived)
# NOTHING!
NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!
NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!
NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!
NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!
NOTHING!NOTHING!NOTHING!
NOTHING!NOTHING!
NOTHING!

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:19, archived)
# you say avocado
I say potato

/calling things off blog
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# oh
what a juicy pear
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# In my hungover state I didn't realise what this was
I thought it was some sort of 'being' sniffing around a pork chop.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# it could still be
maybe it's aliens from that new planet they found about to start sexing
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Sexing with our pork chops?
The bastards!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# creating some kind of freaky alien meaty hybrid
hmm

*chops up a few onions and gets the pot ready*

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Mmm
Bet it's as tasty as the real thing.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Rrraw— and wrrriggling!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:28, archived)
# slightly sinister
with a freaky hand. that's it, no more sleep for me today!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Eat it!
EAT IT!

(That's what I told your mum last night)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:06, archived)
# Shower Remote...Please!
I found this luxury spa/tub that came with this (ahem) remote control...

Phuk Sharing and Video Hosting at Phubucket

You can see the rest here:
www.bornrich.org/entry/transform-your-bathroom-into-a-spa-with-thermasol-steam-bath-acessories/

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:04, archived)
# are you in the right place?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:18, archived)
# no, no, b3ta has always been about unshopped
remote controls for showers . . .

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:24, archived)
# oh yeah
damn it sure has been lacking recently as well. THANK FUCK some old skool person has taken it back to where it belongs.

word.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:27, archived)
#
8
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:37, archived)
#
Text on a pic.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:04, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Tefayqueue
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# .
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# mofaha ish (quick tribute to, q.v)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:31, archived)
# nice - i like
both pic and subject! *CLICK*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:37, archived)
# I agree with Zank
Nice title and pic. Woo!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Cor!
I thought I'd just have a peek at the board to see if anyone was awake. This is great, excellent pic and I really like the colours :)
I made an Iggy a while back, surprisingly a noise-free version :)

I prefer yours, he looks friendlier
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 5:29, archived)
# cept for the red-eye

there's filters for removing that these days... here... i'll find a link...
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:24, archived)
# it's not red eye
it's laser vision
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Can I see teh Quo
in the middle of his forehead?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Bindun?
They're all individuals you know...

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:14, archived)
# Seen the Scottish remake?
"Aye, Robot!"

It's 2 1/2 hrs of a robot walking around Glasgow, being abused by drunken tramps.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:17, archived)
# someone did quite an amusing pic at the time
entitled 'Y i Robot'

with the obligatory horrible dog on a string, flat cap and bottle of newcastle brown
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:44, archived)
# i'd buy that for a dollar!
*click* woo yeah!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
# IT'S THE END OF OF THE WORLG!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:57, archived)
# ha. thesis image!
PROMYC.

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Oh
bum cheeks.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:14, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
Woo.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 5:02, archived)
# hahahah
lovely
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 6:58, archived)
# I would love to see
A bunch of tabloid headline-writers and a bunch of real-life crazy warehouse guys getting pissed in a small room with no ventilation.

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:30, archived)
# lolorz!
I would love to see that in real life!
That would be right up there with "GOTCHA"
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# This made me laugh more than it should have.
*Likes*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# i stumbled across a picture of a cute animal,
and my first thought was "let's do something fun with a picture of paris hilton".
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:42, archived)
# the only applicable reference to 'paris hilton' and 'fun'
at the moment is beheld in the eyes of a heavily tattooed, oily fisted penitentiary matron!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Joke (not funny but everyone should tell it until everyone's heard it anyway):
How can you tell when there's trash on the curb?






It usually honks to let the trash inside know that it's there.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:50, archived)
# HONKING TRASH? MADNESS!
HOOOOOOOONK
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:10, archived)
# What a skanky pussy!
The cat is rather mangy as well.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Name that movie!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:38, archived)
# could it be ichy the killer?
i recognized it, and googled for a screen.. found this:
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# bah foiled!
see......thats why i am not a globetrotting criminal genius madman!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Ichi the Killer
Asian comedy genius on speed!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Only time
I saw that was while reaaaally drunk in a nightclub (The had it on big screens all over the place).
Is it that good?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Ichi is good, if a bit long
Versus is funnier. Zombies and Samurai together
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:10, archived)

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