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# Camouflaged to the max
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# where is it?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# What is?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# How is it?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# don't just post a pic of some trees
and say they're camouflaged

can trees be camouflaged, by the way?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I've seen trees camouflaged as chairs
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# primitive ironing board

or a doghouse

get the picture?

/FZ blog
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# No
they just hide behind another tree
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:34, archived)
# i like this muchley
woo
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# a pair of boots and a floating rifle?
what is this magic?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# That Windows Vista advertising campaign in full

That is all.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# haha
nice one
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# hehehehe
kitchen lols!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# so absorbent!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# tesco quality kitchen lols?
cheap skate, you want name brand atleast.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# lidl are the only type i will countenance
or, failing that, some of their furtiva cleaning wipes
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# that's terrible
but any geek joke will do right now.
sooo woo
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better...
I thought it was so bad I spent some time animating Bill just so it wasn't a 30 second effort.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# a comprehensive set of facial features
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# for what it's worth
I liked "I'm bill gates and this is my font"
it makes it sound almost dirty :-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Somebody should take the blame
for Comic Sans :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# here
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Well... he just made it
It took a multinational corporation to force it on millions of us.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# It'll only break and burn your fingers...!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# hurrah for ubuntu
set up a dual boot weeks ago and have used XP maybe 5 times since then.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bay City Roller Coaster


Click for bigger (144KB)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# *Groans*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# It hurts.
But in a good way. This is one of my favs so far!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# blimey!
nice shopping there
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# to answer your impending question: no AND yes :p
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# teh fear?
woo
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# *Touches*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# that is all you ever do
i like it
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# is that meant to be sung
in a quo fashion?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# *replaces with ham*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Only one woo for this?
what is wrong with you lot tonight?

WOO!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:46, archived)
# a space disco waiting for the punters to turn up
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Where are all the dancers?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# On another planet inventing faster-than-light travel
so they can join the party
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Well I wished they'd hurry up.
I'm all lonely here.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# they martians said they'd be there
but personally, i reckon
the chances of anyone coming from mars are a million to one
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# But still...
edit: *ahem* BUT STILL...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# i started it
you don't expect me to finish it, do you?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:36, archived)
# atleast date rape is easier
no one can hear you scream
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# in the space pub getting pissed
theyl be there after closing time
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# They're inventing faster-than-light travel
while drinking?
Should be fun.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# more!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# patrick wolf?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# indeed
i thought it would be a nice touch
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# i prefer his early work
first album was ace, second was a bit meh, not heard much of the third
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# me neither
got first two. i'm not a huge fan, but he's quite good when you're in the mood for that sort of thing
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# okay


but after this, I'm really going
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# pfft!
years of abuse at the hands of his masters have sent him mad. I hope he tramples 4 genereations of the cruel pikey bastards.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# space disco?
pah! they've got no atmosphere
woo!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ooohhhh
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# i'm here all week, ladies and gentlemen
i'm here.. all.. week..
where are you going?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I hope they have monkey beer
woo disco, makes me wanna bust somwe moves
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# HAN SHOT FIRST!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# She is D - dreary
She is I - Itchy
She is S - Stinky
She is C - Cheesy
She is OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# she is C - cool
she is H - happy
she is L - lovely
she is A - amorous
she is M - mighty smelly down there.
she is I - it's a bit sticky...
she is D - disgusting discharge
she is I - It burns when i pee
she is A - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it burns!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# O_o
ew.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# *puts in charge of national sexual health education programme*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# That looks
almost like it could have come out of Monkey Island.

Have some Big Woop!

(No horrible, disfiguring pirate curses on this Big Woo, nosiree)
/Just discovered scummvm blog
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck
but woo at you anyway
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I think they should both wash it, in the bath, together.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# with sexy results!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# :D

I can now go to sleep a happy man

Thank you

and g'night all!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# what a lazy bastard!
screw him and his shirt non washery.

woo you.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# but it's expected of Quuuaaaiiiiid!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# haha!!
quuuaaaiiiiid!

in other news, FTW?? - pown.alluc.org/?uid=954
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# oh yes
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
*Bums self*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
what ?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# RETURN OF THE TORSO FROG!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# the king of mouths!
and nice font too :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:36, archived)
# "Awight!?"
For all you die hard 80's quiz show fans....The wonders you can do with an IT lab.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# that is brilliant
i hope you hide them all with arrow screensavers
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# genius!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# from the middle back
it looks like it's already done
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Awight at the back?!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# you fucking legend
where are you, im coming to play
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# We are thinking of play your cards right next...
I have a randomiser batch file and powerpoint sides, and I come from up't North, that’s all I will say. :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Please say Leeds.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I had a friend who enjoyed doing impressions of the hot-spot sound
and would perform said feat on request and with excitement. He was a simple soul
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# A good use for an RM workstation at last.

/admin on a RM network blog
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# i feel your pain
at least they dont have Windowboxes :@!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# 380Z!
w00t
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:22, archived)
# Fucking
class!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*breathes* You might want to tag that.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Tagged!!
Thank ye for the advice
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] What do German's use as birth control?
...their personalities.

(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# bindun to death
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# even at this file size
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# will sith
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# f
mein phuehrer
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# bakewell tart, ms word art
you've got to have a system
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# German's what?
Berth?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# yeah - you know...
pulling up to their docks - that sort of thing.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# off you fuck
there's a good chap
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# word art
...oh dear
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Late night compo entry

"Face your fears head on"
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# ^^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# URGH!
THAT FONT!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# HahahahahahaHAhAHahHAhah
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR

COMPO IT
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# needs registering
bbugger
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# i'd have a go
i int scared a nuffink!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# The funny thing about this
is that you didn't compo it

but don't get any ideas though
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# well you got your subject line wrong
and from there it went downhill
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# It was the excitement of posting my friends
image for him
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# oh ok
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Next time, remember you could also e-mail this directly to your friends

/profit!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# $$$$
Or i could post it on /b/
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Finally!
A three-man spitroast in which nobody is left out!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Captain Spork!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# it's a shame
he hasn't mastered the parallel angle
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# parallel angle is where it's at!
it's a good thing he was jailed
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# He keeps spoinking the keys off his keyboard.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Zank presents Frank:
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# If I had a few egrets, I'd carry them everywhere I go.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# hahahaha
that's funny because it's a pun
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# you say pun...
i say misheard lyrics/hearing impediment!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Pffft
Loving the punnage!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaahhaha
good grief!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# See y'all
I'm off now, getting late.

Bye!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Pfffffft!!
Have a woo.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# more doodles, more doodles! *pant*pant*pant*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# That's some HARD frotting!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# haha love the description
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# the example of use makes it perfect!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# is there anything to RIS
or is this just hatstand?

it's so difficult to tell lately
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Dragon's Den reference
if you like that kind of thing
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# never been arsed to watch it
smug rich cunts don't really do it for me
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# theo pathetez is a beautiful person
how can you say this
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# if you mean
this bloke, you spelled his name wrong
and you are also incorrect

if not, oh, ok
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# yes, i find him fascinating
he's such an effortless cunt. he's a cunt without having to do anything and he is always so rude to people even when they're really nice! what a legend of a cunt!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I was wondering the selfsame thing
:)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# i like your vector down there
i painted a ladybird this evening
but i got carried away with the background a bit :/
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Thank you :)
Is it in the same style as the tiger?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# nope
it's better

not sure why the pic is tiny...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# is it on a stamp?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# it's actually about 10inches tall
i must have my phone camera on wonky settings
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# bet it's not the first time you've typed that particular sentence
:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# sadly
i think it is
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Can you try and do a better photo?
Would love to see your painting
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# here you go

it's a little bit 'naive' cos it's for my kid, who's only ickle
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# clean your stovetop!

and woo piccie for littlun'
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# that's the cleanest it's been for a while :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# hahahah
Sorry, but the first thing I saw was your cooker and I burst out laughing :)

That's bloody grand - acrylic?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# aye
i had a load of arcylic and box canvases cluttering up my loft
from an abortive project a while ago
figured i'd put them to use
i know i'm not very good, but it's just a bit of fun
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# kids will love it, the brighter the better

:)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# hopefully :)
he loves the tiger i did, despite it being rather wonky
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# filthy innit?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# 'i wish your mum was this dirty'
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# "Tomorrow I'm teaching your Mother how to swim"
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# don't drag me into your accusations! :D
In other news, the dishwasher at work hates me:

(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# it's like technology MAGIC!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# it knows you is an emeny!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I love ladybirds :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# EVIL LEGS!
but still lully!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# i've got to do a bumblebee and a caterpillar too
it's going to be a triptych
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# you are sticky label!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# am i?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# he's making a tryptich too, he posted earlier
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# aha
i bet his is going to be good
whereas the best i can hope for, is that my kid recognises what each one is supposed to be
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# On the beach in Cyprus we were assailed by 1,000's of the buggers
In the end I just smeared my willy in aphids and enjoyed the attention
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha
but they're LADY BIRDS!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# they'rea sort of beetle, i think
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# but but but... but.
meh.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:04, archived)
# *removes brain*
*applies wire wool*
*puts back*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Sexy!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# weird eh
we were once attacked by a swarm of MILLIONS of them in Denmark

some of them were yellow and black, and bite
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Beautiful.
:)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# this'll calm your nerves
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# shows photo of kittens
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# *links NSFW pic he did yesterday*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# well...
as a woman i should not be aroused...
but..
/runs and hides
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# your lesbians have gone off.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I bet they weren't held parallel
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# when will people learn?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Who? what?
RIS?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# MK
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Milton Keynes?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Mary Kate
there are over a thousand photos on this page and I looked at them all... searching for a grain of hummus.. none came.. at all

portraitmag.proboards32.com/index.cgi?board=kiwiolsen&action=print&thread=1116313129

*self frots*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# haha you said 'grain'
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Is it me
or do they still look about 12?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# milton keynes?
edit: bums
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# COR!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# it's the headband, innit?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# *self frots*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# AND my Knee in your balls!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Get off my beach you unfunny twunt

Don't ask. I have no idea.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# yay!
Knob him in the spleen!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# YAY!!!
Woo this right in the chops :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# i want to see a NSFW version of this
replacing jimmy carr with a lady cat...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Alaska
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha

so little provocation, so much opportunity ;)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# goo goo g'joob
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# sorry
i gave up after a while
i' sure it's great though
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# thankth
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# the 'watch it matey' is a bit fast
i had to watch it twice to read it all

edit: woo nontheless
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Waimanalo
on Oahu
edit: oh, you were joshing me :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Jibba Jabba?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Jimmy Carr
sounds a bit like Jamaica.

Sort of.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Oh, this could go on forever
and I would still be grinning at my monitor
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# what's not to like about it?
apart from the fact the poor cat doesn't seem able to finish the twunt off
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Woo.
It's kind of like a Rocky film. Only with a cat. And Jimmy Carr. On a beach.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Finish Him!
WYH+click
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# is it just me
or is that cat Patrick Moore?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I see where you're coming from


and you can clean that up right now
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I am playing Super Turbo Turkey Puncher!
in doom 3 on my new graphics card XD
/geek
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
aceness!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# my cat has fluff for brains. . .or does he. . .


Click for bigger (101KB)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I've been off making awful puns
so expect pun gland damage...




and another





and another


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# You weren't joking either :P
www.b3ta.com/board/7211193

I like Adam Ant a lot :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Haha, nope
I really wasn't : )
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# The freedom one wins!
Unrelated: Out driving today my mind wandered when I saw a "Caution: Concealed Enterance" road sign. I thought it would be great if it said "Caution: Concealed Road Sign" and had a tree in front of it.

Unfortunately I don't have the skills to realise my dream in photoshop, therefore will have to actually make said sign and plant a tree instead
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# this image
has more historical accuracy

than the actual movie

hmm, in keeping with the fine tradition of historical accuracy of all his movies

what a silly gibson!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Bindun ?


Good Night, sweet B3TABoard
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# cheater
mirroring the hands doesn't count - now go back and cut out BOTH hands...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# This^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# He does seem to be suffering from a flesh eating virus as well.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Ex-seam-a?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# here are the goatse hands
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/psd/goatsehands.psd
for anyone whose computer understands photoshop
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Needs more cropping and less duplicated hands
REAL MEN DON'T DUPLICATE THE GOATSE HANDS!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# haha
you know this pic too well
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# too well
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# ???
im starting to see why everyone's being so arsey today...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# 5/10
needs more other hand
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# You can't gape a porthole!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I bet Popeye could
Given enough of the green stuff
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
#
t pl
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Soilent green?


Thass people y'know!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Hear me rawr
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# text on a jpeg...
for those extra crunchy bits
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# BEANS ON TOAP
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# ????
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# theres a couple of deaduns in there!
blimey.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Monday, I'm in love.
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(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# what stamina!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# he is Jesus after all,
otherwise what would he be good for?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I think he's just not good at making choices
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# that'll be his old age I reckon.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# TOAP!!!!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# That kittin gives me FEAR
like it would suffocate you by accident in your sleep.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# oh no!
He's escaping his picture and entering b3ta! run away!!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
#
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(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# ^ this
says it all really.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Gleee
I love that, I do
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# yay|:-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# this makes me smile every time i see it
:-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Very Nevillish
:)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# :P
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# discomeats gains limited personal amusement from this image
schmerg merm merm schmerg merm emrmrmfschmerg

O_O

\o/

it makes perfect sense!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# You are Dibnah!
aicmfp!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# i'm sure i've read this before
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I said it to the last person who said it makes sense.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# That
would be me, and it still makes sense....so I guess I'm still dibnah *sigh*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# you are lie
train am nonsense
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *links board perhaps?*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# pfft. willies.
snort. pfft. ppsstt. pfft. peepees.

p.s. you should get out more
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Well if you were stunned, just guess how stunned we all are now about your post.

Go on, guess
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# there's a penis in the thames?
Yes, that is a book(and show) that's been around ages...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Linksboard maybe?
And I think you'll discover it was a stage production before it was a book.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# how did you come across this?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I enjoyed this
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Lovely!
:)

(Much better than the one that was on Ebay a while back - wish I could find it for comparison)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Ha ha!
No. It was a painting someone did that spawned a bandwagon here...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
filtertastic shit
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
shit not even worth the postage
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I quite like this one
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# no
someone got carried away with the highlighting
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# oh god... NOT THAT AGAIN!!!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# You love it
Get a load of that wonky Craig goodness
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Yeeeurgh.
I feel odd.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's hilarious!

Genuine lol there :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# £54 for that
my nan can and does paint better
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I know
but I got involved in a bidding war at the end. You know how it goes...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# can't think why
no-one bought it
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# LMRISO!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# That's ten shades of fucking brilliant!
BUT BOND IS BLONDE? ARGH!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i know it's terrible
I'd much rather have a foppy, unconvincing, slimey bond, crap scripts, acting, jokes, cgi etc etc - just as long as he has dark hair! ;-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I can't believe the opening scene/animation/musicthingy didn't have one female silhouette!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# but
it was preceded by the best opening scene to a Bond film ever :-)

It was even in Black and White, which makes it arty, so it has to be good.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# it was trying to show that a bond film could stand up on it's own merits
as opposed to people watching it, "cos it's bond", personally i think it was one of the best bonds i've ever seen, he is brilliant in the film, and there's none of the over the top cliches. 10 minute car chase? nope, magic laser glass breaking watch ring gun hammer? no way, lot's of sauve? yes.
/end rant
/sorry i'm all stressed cos of exams, but it is a great film.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I think that it was a good film,
but in my opinion it wasn't a Bond film. Bond films were always full of stupid impossible mental gadgets, silly situations and incredibly hot women, So you could just sit back and not have to use your brain :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# deal!
it wasn't a bond film, it was a film... about bond?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I'll buy that!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# not at first...
they became more and more like that.

From Russia With Love is possibly the best because of relatively little silly gadgets etc :-)

Goldfinger had a good mix to be honest.

I haven't read the books, but to be honest, Casino Royale was more my idea of Bond.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Well I grew up with Goldeneye. So I can't claim to be very knowledgeable about Bond.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# hmm
Bond has always been silly, but at least with Bonds like Connery they could be cold and calculating as well as smarmy and cocky... you gotta have the action scenes but I like a bit of a build up and tension, and some cutting dialogue on the way.

I dunno, I really couldn't stand the Brosnan Bonds but I understand I'm in a minority there.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# oooh
gosh! my knees have gone all wobbly
*prods knees*

tis luvverly as usual :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I bet you did :)

it's lovely stuff, as can be expected, miss
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Great subject, fantastic work!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# whyever did you enjoy doing that?
cool stuff should not be enjoyable to make...

have a spanking brand new* woo.

*brand new if you don't count the fact it's recycled from a previous anim
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# It's a dodgy owl off the market
" 'Ere mate. Wanna buy a woo? Got some lahvally yays, designer-like"

Hi cockalorum sir :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# cor! my first hi cockalorum :)
you have seen the original 'market owl' anim?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# No!
linky?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Super :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# i haven't got so much out of one animation since i did 'the vagina of christmas'
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Wow! He's nearly as dashingly good looking as me!
:p
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Nicely
Done!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Lovely!~
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# that's ace!
i knew him instantly, well done

*needs a little bit of blood around the collar*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# ^this
that is class madam, the woo is with you
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# That is cracking
Airy, but still nice sharp lines :¬)
For the record, I thought casino royal was awesome, particularly this lady
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Verity nice
As always.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# NO NEVILLE !!!

PEACE in our time dammit!!....

Click for bigger (50KB)

(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# i also enjoy holding freezer products perfectly parallel
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# not just me then
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# you too, join up!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Join my club!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# your club website is
down.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# oops, I accidently kicked out the parallel port
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# by accidently kicked i think you meant
hold just above your head
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Damn Straight!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# yes
DAMN straight
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# just use the USPea port
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# i can't wait to meet board admin
n.chamberlain
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# my bad,
but i can't find the rotate function on paint.net.....
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# me either...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I did find the locate function though
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# cool, I found the reduce function
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# i think you might have just started a craze
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I fear tomorrow morning
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# this will all get flushed out
once the fresh noobs arrive

and then things will get worse
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# parellel to what dammit?!
TO WHAT!?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# the closing of the frame below me
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I CANNOT MAKE MINE PARALLEL!
IS IT BROKEN?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Oh, Neville!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Parallel Neville! Parallel!!


Oh, the shame...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# heh heh
all
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# The bloody upper classes
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(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Hooray for Nev.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# hooray for sooty!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# peas off
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Peas take this Woo for your post.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Anyone done this yet?
Hrmph! File too large... file too may pixels... too large.. what next, only two pirates allowed? Too many flames? Pah!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# /thames/cutty/peel/pope/whale
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# well, you're in luck
look down
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Not enough flaming.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Good you're here then
'ning sir
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# keelhaul him!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# nop
seams fine to meeee
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Not enough people all doing Cutty Sark pics today.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# no some of us are trying to master photoshop
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I likes.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Boys
don't cry.......
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# do do do do do
do do do do do
do, d-do do do do, do-do
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Yes, too may pixels.
Please please make still images under 50K

also read the faq.

Please.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# That reminds me
I must buy a bigger monitor!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# silly riverghost.
you just need smaller eyes
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# *nose touches screen*
Small thighs you say?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# I sort of did this morning
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# /copy
/poste

;)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# if only such a function existed
where's cr3 when you need him?!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# scale!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# tuesday already?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
#
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(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ha ha what the shitting fuck
thats ace
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# ta :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# That's unfounded and offensive.
I've never kept it secret.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# LIES!
you never kept your love of ceptar a secret.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# this is lovely
i shall treasure it always
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# that fills me with the kind of warmth you might experience whilst rolled up in an expensive carpet
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# mmmm
thick shag.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# can't beat a thick shag
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# ^deserves more hahahahahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Just trying not to think of shag piles:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# carpet mites
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# carpet mite not
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# carpet burns:)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# HAT|:-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# That is beautiful nonsense
you're sporting there
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# If you mean has anyone

... ah you know what I can't even be bothered.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# too big
in other news, apparently my username is chinese for doubloons
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:41, archived)

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