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# Mona Loopa
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Would!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha
What's the little waggly thing behind her?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# reflection of her arm in a window?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Yup. OK. . .


There you go!
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# a rather
intrusive reflection
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Oh
It looks a bit rude *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# it's def
not a baby's arm
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# :D
I've just been looking at your site. Your animations/videos are very impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks
The thing that gets the most
hits tho is the designababy, very curious
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# her reflection?
or something?
(-2D, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Ye gods
The "Benny Hill Show" tune has just re-entered my frail mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Ace!
brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# She's all a-flap!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# haha
your bird must think you are mental with the things you make her do. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hahha
she loves it, standing in dog poo, exploding after drinking pepsi n mentos,
being changed into a little eyed massive forehead freak and so it goes on,
we are having the time of our lives.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# haha
"you and me are going to make some home video later baby"
"oh yeah, what did you have in mind big boy?"
"you'll see, now, just wait there whilst I get a bucket and some dog turd..."
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# LOL
that brought tears lol.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# pffft!
oh, I see ... for the animations.

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# well she
did really stand in the poo.



(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hehe
now that's a classic image

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *Chunners*
looks like a rubber turd in the path of a marching trainer-clad band...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# be assured
it was a real poo poo,
after spending all morning
trying to get ducks to attack
a bread covered soft toy for a video
we gave up and saw this poo
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# man, it's true love
haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love these! Better jeans this time too! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I drewed this little beastie

He lives in my brain feasting on the tiny morsels of thoughts and ideas that pass his way.
I'm going to do something with the background but I don't know what yet

**EDIT** I have just spotted JJ's post about hunting tentacles... scared
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Awww he's lovely!
*loves*

Is he vicious?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# viscous?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# mm ripe and fuscous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# With couscous.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Thanks!
he's not vicious, well not that I've noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Oooh hello
Lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# working at pc
...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# needs electric synapse in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# you could be on to something there!
*steals idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *loans idea*

*gets carol vorderman to advertise idea*

*starts nawty relationship with the vorderman*

*gets found out by sir clive sinclair and gets kicked out of MENSA*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# clive sinclair's a big poo!
nyaaaaa

that's what i'd say

I'd go to the mensa meeting be all "YA BIG POO *nyaaaaa*"

then run off giggling, confident that I win at life!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# he'd chase you in his C5
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *runs at 15mph*

yeah, fuck you sinclair!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I would very much like to see
this whole scene unfolding!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# your wish, is my thing, or something
I cannae go ne faster! me c5's shite!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
fucking classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :D
based on potentially true events that haven't yet occured or are likely to

they'd never let me in mensa anyway

I'm too stupid to pay the membership fees and pay for the testing and pay and pay.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# really?
I'd throw JML goods at him

chase me now sinclair! ya bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# that's lovely to look at
p.s. morsels
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Thanks
*takes morsels*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# awww lully
he looks like he's just seen a daisy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# oooh yes ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# that's entirely possible
he's easily pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# It's a lully beastie
can I have one?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# course!
you just need to know where to look!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Thalidomide Cthulhu?


Well, whatever it is, it's great! =)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Nice blob.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I like your little brain-dwelling beastie.
Does he have a name?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Beastie
it's simple but effective
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# He is lully
but looks like a bogey
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Just what I was thinking
But he/she/it is a smiley bogey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *nods*
gleee-bogey!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# bogleey
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# awww
what a nice smiley face!

the last thing his poor terrified prey will see!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# aww he's rather cute
is he malleable?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# hit it with a hammer to find out
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# in all ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Looks like...
..something I found in my fridge when I cleaned it out at the weekend...



very woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Wooo
Yeah I hope she's not dyslexic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# you know I don't think spelling enters his life very often
but being an inhabitant of my mind there's good odds that he is dyslexic...

Wait! I just got the joke you were making!
Tentacles!

/slow day blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# he looks hungry...
how 'bout a background of a molecule of THC binding to a Cnr2 receptor?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah man
heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hey, like yeah
but less heavy than a molecule of beta-funaltrexamine irreversibly binding a -receptor
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *freaks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *Silently projects calming mental images*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *chills*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# nips!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *pdoink!*
brrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Jings, you nearly had my eye out!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# RACIST!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# now you're talking my language
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# it was me that made the spunkasaurus
by the way. sorry you got tarred with that shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# tarred!?!?
i just didn't want to steal your fame :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# top class, that is
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# what a cheerful fellow!!
woO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# (s)he's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Oh I love that :)
But then I love all of your monsters
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahahah
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# So the old lady says to the sales guy...
"I'm looking for a sexual sofa" The sales guy tries to correct her, offering "You mean a 'sectional' sofa?"
She replies, "Whatever. I'm just looking for an occasional piece in the living room."


Tell me again, human!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I'm not sure what pissed him off most
the crispy duck or the massive bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha
have the gas bill...

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hehe
Did anyone see the Foie Gras bit on the F-Word last night?
Not pleasant at all. :o(
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# no?
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# It showed them force feeding the geese with these big funnels
The farmer reckons the geese enjoyed it but I doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# no
i don't watch it.

i'm aware of how it is made.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# could have been the soup in the shallow bowl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Quick and dirty - Cos I know you all like it like that
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Contains nudity + sombreros, as requested!

(Will link if deemed NSFW)

Edit: Cheers all!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'm sure I can see some sack
oh, and congraderlashuns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# what the fuck is wrong with your legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hooray!
You have funny legs!

I was sorry to miss you on Saturday - why did you have to go?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I brought Mrs Badger with me
but she was too shy to come over.

I couldn't leave her on her own in a city she doesn't know.

Still, there will be others i'm sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I hope so
Also, please tell Mrs Badger that we're all lully and fluffy and nothing to be scared of :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I did...ah well.
very nearly persuaded her to come back a couple of hours later, but then she twigged that everyone would have had a few by then, and if she wasn't going to get groped to begin with, she almost certainly would have been then.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Awww
We don't grope REAL people!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# you speak for yourself
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm not a real person, I'm off the internets, so I'm fully available for groping :)

*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# now I'm especially gutted I missed out
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *gets bag of groping schticks ready*
Let's grope!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I would say that's perfectly SFW
If a little scary
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# That's what I was aiming for :-)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# wh00p! congrats n stats!!!
and another b3tan who must be shaving their legs....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That's just the lossy, honest....
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Wooty!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Congrats & nice Sombrero
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Con grats!
nice legs hat
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# congrats
freak-boy! ;)

I'd have been more impressed if the sombrero just stayed there by itself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I couldn't find a big enough hat ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Congratulations!!!!!
spaz-legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Hehe...
I just wanted to make the animation a little bit longer...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# well congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Now I know what I want for tea tonight
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# MEATBALLS!
wooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# corgi meatballs?
BBC
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# nah, human meatballs
www.thatsfit.com/2007/05/20/artist-makes-meatballs-from-his-own-fat/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# i love resonance FM
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *hypnomatised*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Oooh
so do I!

Strobing meatballs. Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# seizure-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# 'ning you!
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# 'ning verity
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Ningly ningles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# He looks soooo happy
despite his inevitible fate.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# mmmmeatballs
in radioactive pasta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# mummy
why is my dinner glowing?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
for health-conscious meatballs
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Albondigas!
I love meatballs
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Keftedakia
am bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Skipping meatballs!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# how coincidental!
my mum just phoned me up to ask me over for a lunch of spaghetti bolognese today.

ooh and woo, nice spazzy spaghetti skipping action there!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# -.- mash-up of someone else's brad pitta.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# arf
that made me loff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Giving up tennis but she doesn't give up smashing
Free picture and sign of the new Kim Clysters nieuweKim
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Beat the carpet woman!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# aint got that one...got this one though
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Why?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Phworr... she could beat my carpets anyday.
Seriosuly, they're filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# That reminds me of the sinister "Cocknocker"
from Jay & Silent bob strike back.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# "I think George Lucas is...
...gonna sue somebody!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# crikey
if she beats your carpet, your carpets gonna get the beating of it's life!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# have a Venus de Milo Williams pea roast

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# haha thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# That is sooooo sexy!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Is that a tea stain in the shape of Australia?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# no
one of her kidneys burst
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# That's gotta sting!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Looks more like a broken colostomy bag to me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Nah she's Belgian isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I have no idea what shape Belgium is
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# TITTYNIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# did you just look at her profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# So easy to spot isn't it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# it sure is
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Check the sig. Oh, and then my profile =)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I have adopted
tittynips
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Yay!
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Oi!
Wheres my smoosh?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *jumps queue*
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# BOOBIE SANDWICH!
Hehehehehehe =)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *2 on 1 smooshing action*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# We need a badge
The Smooshing Team
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hey
i've not been smooshed today!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ah
that's more like it
*revels*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *smooshes*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# \o/
yay for tittynips!

Unfortunately i've not had an opportunity to use it since you so cleverly invented it ... but our time will come my friend ... just you wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# It's sort of spleen shaped
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I have no idea what shape spleens are
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# It's sort of Kidney shaped






We can keep this going all day if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# No it's Ok
I know what shape kidneys are!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Unless it gets kicked by a horse
Then it goes more splat-shaped
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Ning peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
In the mood for sumthin' SciFi.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# SPACE MARINES!
Like the ones in Aliens. Or Starcraft.

vs some aliens maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ^
Sexy space marines! Of the Warhammer 40k variety
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Sexy? Warhammer?!
What are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I knew a girl who played warhammer.
she was of a dateable standard too. Naturally wouldn't give me the time of day.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# This has totally turned my perception of the world upside down
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# my lady dresses up as a orc (or something, i dunno) LARPers
and runs around fields with likeminded people
:P

it all sounds a bit kinky to me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# This is you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was just trying to look for that clip
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Everytime I see that clip
I just want to hide away - the sheer cringeness permeates the screen and enters my soul!

Is that guy saying "Ligntning Bolt" as he'd feel even more of a tit saying "Bean Bag"?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# This^
How could he not work out that giant had immunity to lightning/beanbags.
he hit it like a million times
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# pfffft
the clapping makes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# ....wow. Just... just... wow...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# haha
bugger me if that's not a good reason to bring back eugenics.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ............it's not contagious, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# LIGHTNING BOLT!
*throws beanbag*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# HAH!
Eat my +56 Magic Defence bonus, spell castling BITCH!
*Inserts battle-axe into Keyboard Weasel*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Saving throw!
*rolls*
*fails*

Magical Dodge save!
*rolls*
*fails*

Luck save!
*rolls*
*fails*

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# oh my
and i thought playing with tiny figures on a table top was sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# all hobbies look sad from the outside
i bet you have a few :)

not me personaly, but i'm sure there's many that think
drawing a donught headed fishboy is not the most
coolest of past times :D but how wrong they are!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# from what she tells me
the in character pubs sound the best bit

surely it's just acting, but without a camera or script
and for the sole enjoyment of the participants, and not an audience
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# my past time involves being a superhard ninja
so i flip out and kill people if they say i'm sad.

infact i chopped some dudes head clean off for just thinking it the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# LIES!!!
Ironman was never as geeky as you ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha!
he just hid it better

honestly, i have more respect for someone who has the guts to LARP
than anyone who wastes time on their PCs playing MMORPGs
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# yo! that's me!
I play an MMORPG but as a game rather than as an acting-in-character reolplay experience.

I find it fun and rewarding.
and it gets me laid
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ^THIS^
i think the southpark episode says it all.

i really don't have the dedication to spend hours and hours playing online.

i'd like to have invented the subscription system mind, blizzard must be raking it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# and isn't paintball
just LARPing in a mordern combat kinda way?

bunch of blokes pretending to be in a war
shooting your mates through the trees :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i'm afraid i must admit to doing both of these activities.`

labyrinth at chiselhurst caves.

and i played paint ball quite regular when i was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# anyone know where to find the clip of the
D+D guy getting arrested for shooting his mate with a crossbow?

I seem to remember it had all of the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# youtube
magic missile

or soemthing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha!!
no, i've never been
i like to do my "pretending" on my games console
in the privacy of my own lounge :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I like to build a fort out of the sofa cushions when the lady is out
And stock up on rubber bands and sandwiches to see how long I can survive the siege when she gets home.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ha ha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# pftt
no power on earth is going to prevent me doing this at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No matter what she says, Hold the fort!
The rubber bands help repel her early on but after a while you'll just have to grab the walls and hold on for dear life
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Or perhaps this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFLEakMpQWA
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# funny
but may be staged
it has that air about it

ha ha!
i typed that bit before they "shot" him
and then started laughing on the way to the car
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# It's a TV show.
Reno 911. I think it's dong the rounds on Paramount comedy or Bravo or something now. Very funny.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBF-i-XF7nw
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ahhhh!
i think i saw the film advertised a while ago
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I'd forgotten about this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Thats awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Ladies can play Warhammer.
....but not Warhammer 40K.....that's just wrong......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# you lie
We all know girls don't play warhammer.

Was it a long haired emo by chance? Would explain the rejection...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Don't know.
She's probably an emo now. Or a lesbian.

In retrospect when you're 15, any girl who plays warhammer is dateable
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# my friends respective wives have all passed around a book called
"so your husband plays D&D"

or somthing like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# collecting shoes
isn't too far removed from collecting dwarves

they're both important in the eyes of the collecter
pointless to everyone else

it's the curse of human intelligence
and the need to occupy it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# .
who plays warhammer
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
#
who plays warhammer
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# oops
/hands mind towel
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Big Shoulders, Guns
and Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# This!
Adeptus Sororitas!
Struggling to fit their big boobs into their armor =)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
#
Witch hunters ftw...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
#
Inquisitors kick Witch Hunter arse (See profile)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# neat
I played DH for a while, they were hardcore. but the WH had bewbs and they were the only spacemarines that weren't overpowered.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I used to paint and model miniatures*
of Adepta Sororitas and Tyranids. Never really got the 'playing' bit, the semi-art bit was more my thing. Rather calming.

*only miniature I model now is my tiny penis
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I tried playing it.
But we (my friend and I) had a habit of making up rules we couldn't understand. Also, we were both Space Marines, which made things difficult.

I really wanted to get into the playing scene, but I attended a games day at one of the Games Workshops, and the guy running it was such a complete CUNT that it put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# yea, most people who go to Games Workshop are obnoxious
You've really got to get a couple of friends into it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# there does tend to be a bit of a mini-hitler thing at work sometimes
Our local store (Oxford) was run by really genuinely enthusiastic guys (obviously, not girls) who seemed to understand that their personal restraint when teaching made it better. They were a credit to their overzealous breed.

I used to paint+model rather well (if I do say so myself) and tended to place/win in the local cometitions til a Golden Demon winner moved in and shat on me from a massive height.

la la la.

Edit: also I can't FUCKING SPELL
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# This was the one at Bedford.
The guys at Luton were alright.
The Cribbs Causeway employees are like cave-dwellers. The shop is in the corner of the Mall, and it's often dark. It's tiny, and there are only 2 employees there, who can usually be found hunched over a table the size of a tolet seat, painting, and occasionally grunting at anyone who comes in.

Still the main office at Nottingham is good, except they got rid of all the huge diaramas they set up about 10-15 years ago :(

Oh. Got piccies I think (NERD ALERT!): Flickr
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# My first husband used to work at Games Workshop
He was a cunt.

*muses*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# they do ALL have that same little triangular beard...
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# That should have alerted me to his cuntishness
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Halloween repost
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hah! That's grand!
What's it made out of?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Well...
Polystyrene
Upholstery foam
Papier Mache
Wire
Cardboard
Duct Tape
Paint
Velcro
Clear Plastic
Glue
Tubing
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I'm trying to decide
if that is cool or just way too geeky...

Although the fact that I am considering it being cool means my own geek factor is pretty high.

Yep, that's fukcin cool!
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hurrah!
*goes off to the loo in a haze of geek fueled horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Sciffy?
Gotta be Wilma Deering.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I totally read that as testicles
do something from blakes seven
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Well.....she IS stroking the dangly bits of her big weapon....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# erm
yes...so she is.
why are you looking at me like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Sci-fi eh?
How about Steampunk SA? (well I can but try)

Edit: Woo to that pic - love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ^This
steampunkify the characters.

They'd better have damned good hats though, or I'll give ye a thrashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Steampunk hats ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Robochocobo!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# if i don't get one soon i'm gonna have to get serious about my petitioning
:D

or i could just draw one myself i spose....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# The latter!
I'm still not quite sure what a chocobo actually is
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# it's like a big yellow emu you ride into battle
:D

although the black ones were best fro racing if i recall correctly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Rick Deckard
or Roy Batty.

Or Dick Reckard and Boy Ratty. Up to you.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# 'ning!
highly evolved living spaceships please

making sweet sweet love to eachother

/edit: I love that pic. Big gun ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Lady Robocop.
Princess from BOTP.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ooh
lady robocop!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# could be called 'RoboBlob'
once a month she/it goes on a random killing spree
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# beans on toast
IN SPACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Something very ordinary..
.. but 500 feet tall!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Ning.Mr.JJ
SciFi Norks - pls :)
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Bishop from aliens
when he's in half
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# how about
scarlet in a space suit?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Doomguy!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# something 'Spaceballs' related
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# how about
a small boobed non anthro being violated by tentacles, proper manga pr0n style?
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Yay. Tentacles
bring in Nurse Sally.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# draw a Mars penetrating your anus
or perhaps Mick Jagger's anus, Marianne Faithful could get caught feltching it out while Keith Moon wanks off a large marmot into the waiting mouth of Dominic Diamond's pet dung beetle's mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Cortana from Halo
Flirting with Guilty Spark 343.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# FP
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# FP this now!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Gaaah!
The curse! The curse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# k
the curse???
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# more like
THE CURSE!™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# /
what is the curse/?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Jinx.
If you say it, then it won't come true.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# r
eh? i'm scared!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Does that still exist?

/hates more than paint
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# It exists
But as of Jan 1st next year (I think) it's going to be unsupported.

/other half uses it daily and swears at it using for'n words blog
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *clicks*
Well shopped. Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Woo
That´s how they all did it, btw.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Excellent!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
available from all good hobby shops
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# top shop!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ClicketyWoo!
And a hoopla as well!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# heheheh
awwww keef

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# that's not a red door!
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Did anyone see that thing about Rock music the other night
The bit with Jagger shouting, in the campest voice ever, "Hey, if those cats don't stop hitting everyone we're not playing" will haunt me forever.
Who let cats into a rock concert?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# vicious cats at that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# thats corking!
*boleros*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# lovely, lovely
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# arf!
Thats all kinds of woo!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Daft buggers. Give em a mic and they will sing for hours.

.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
'Oh you're never going to suviiIIiive unless you get a little craaazy'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# So that's how M-People did their albums
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Silly ERG1008
That's a Shure SM58 microphone! Everyone knows that M-People had a female vocalist and if they
were going to use a Shure dynamic mic of that range would opt for a Shure SM-57 more suitible
to the 2k vocal peak of a female voice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# plus pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah but Heather Small was lower than Barry White!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Well she lived up to her name then.
Stop being heightist!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# M People are the antichrist
I fucking hate them

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Did you not find the hero inside yourself?:(
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Oh no not that
They also had "What have you done to make yourself proud" & "Give yourself a big corporate pat on the back"*

Music for people who don't like music.





*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ^this
If you like Mpeople you should try search for the dickhead inside yourself, it'll be waaaay easier to find.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Nope
you're bang on, it's personal-enpowerment music for chartered accountants, fucking terrible..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
#
pedant mode = 1
thats a shure pg58 not a sm, and its the 58 that has the nice boost around 2k for vocals the 57 is flatter around there with an extended low end down to around 40hz, where possible i use the beta version of the 58 for live female vocals but i'm using a sennheiser e865 more and more these days when i trust the people i'm working for.

eyefankoo

pendant mode = 0
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# 1) bollocks that an SM
2) if you want to be a pedant you think the vox for the M People was done with anything else than a Valve mic (if memory serves correct I think they used studio A at Abbey road so the chances are they used one of their Neuman U32s).
3) What use is 40k on a female vox?
4) I don't think I've worked in a profession studio that used either SMs or PGs as a vox mic and I'd say most people use the PG range as drum mics.

On a lighter note: Anyone going to be down the Wytchwood festival this weekend as I'm down there doing guitar tech and FOH.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# errrrr...
i think you need to read my post again i was being a pedant to yours about using 57's on female vox, i was describing the differences between them.

also steve albini used sm58s on quite a few records for vocals, including the work he did with the pixies, i'm not really familiar with the u32 though, got a link? ;)
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# .
Beyer M201 is the hotness for female vox if it must be a dynamic.

U32 is a diesel/electric microphone, capable of staying submerged for several weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Wed 30 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I'm not sure why butt...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# yays!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Woo!
Nice details.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Haha!
Top one Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# top drawer
lovely details :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# hahahahahah!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Nice reflection!
The direction of it is a little off, but I'll let that slide. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Can anyone get this one??
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Portable network graphics?
No?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Nope.
Memory Lime? Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# j
*sigh* .psd
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# oh!
i thought is was a grape
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# gah!
nice one
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# DEE C LEE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I'm about to hit 7000
and I don't know what to do...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Make your nipples erect and hang a bike chain off them.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# That's my weekend you're talking about!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# 'ning Trelly
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 'Ning
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# i am confused
and aroused


'Ning to all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Quite right too!
'Ning!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Of what?
0:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Your weekend hobby with bike chains
Is that a halo or a surgeon smiley?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Depends on the weekend...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# the bike chain?
he probably wants to know if it's an o-ring or the superior x-ring where the seals have a far greater contact patch with the side plates allowing for multiple sealing lips thus retaining factory lubrication longer without admitting road dirt like a simple o-ring design, leading to an increased lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# No I was hoping to see tits.
You're making me sound a lot more complex than I really am Ms.Grrrrl.

How's the Saddleworth Massive btw?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Oh :(
oh well
*jiggles*
*carries on muttering about chain technologies*

/edit/ Saddleworth is gearing up for the Whit Friday Band Contest on friday, followed by the beer walk on saturday and then the rest of the crazy summer festival season ... madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Oh God I forgot about that
It's all Morris Dancing, Rush Carts & Accordians isn't it?






misses it really
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# yep
and yanks, don't forget the bloody yanks
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# They let Americans in now?
When I lived there it was like Deliverance meets the Wicker Man!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Not real ones
www.yanksevent.com/index.html


Rushcart has a definite whiff of the Wickerman about it imo
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Oh right, those Yanks
Are you getting dressed up as a G.I then?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# no
people also go as nazis and even as civilians

i go as a local drunk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# .
Try uppercut, left, right. and finish it off with a jab!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# It must involve sombreros!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Repost time!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Olé
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# k
dee-do-dee-do-dee-do-dee-do-doodley-doodley-dee-do etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# If I started now, I could have something made in time for my 10k...
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# grape my squildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# whats a PSD then?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# It's a bit like an RIS
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# But...
It's a .jpg! :o
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Story from local newspaper today

Apparently the tank hit a tree, lost one of it´s tracks and went out of control, running over a passing car.
The driver was reportedly "slightly injured". This was later changed to "seriously injured".
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Excellent
*thinks*
Please let that have been the arsehole from work in that car...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# The latest news is that he has "no visible injuries", but they´re waiting for the x-rays.
Bet he shat his pants, though.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# "Local?"
Where do you live? Beirut? (Too old? Baghdad?)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Bracknell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# No, there's no straight bits of road like that in Bracknell.
Just one huge roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Southern Sweden.
There´s a big military exercise going on here right now.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Skåne area?
Got a friend who's in that exercise...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Yes. Revinge to be specific.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Wow!
That's a smidge more interesting than the usual "Cat crosses road" headlines from most local papers
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *on the phone*
yes
yes
i see
please let me know if his condition changes

*puts down phone*

he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# =D
top secret FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# b3ta, the number one news forum

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Well, it IS photoshopped. Slightly.
The news story was just an added bonus for the bored crowds at B3ta.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# haha
I just noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# took me soooooooo long to notice
(ErrorCarriedForward, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Looks like France that
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# A flattened car that looks like France
so wow that's a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# nah
cars are in too good condition
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# needs more stripy top and onions
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Haha I meant the roads smart pants :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# could be in Holland too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I thought that too
The French like their avenues
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7236714

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Damn - Beat me to it
I feel it needs more shock factor. Any destinations in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# heh sorry
I likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# 250 people
have clicked that link this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Squish!
*waits for Pasanonic to mention about his tank.*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I've never had a tank? What are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Only messing.
although it wouldn't suprise me if you owned one.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I'd never get away with it. The whole bike situation has me heading down divorce street again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Bloody Hell
That woke the office up, supoib!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Well Somebody's sulking
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/56400/1180518195/thief.jpg"
From yesterday (and before) http://www.b3ta.com/board/7233337

Sorry about upsetting people

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# is that an exposed nipple?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# NSFW
indeed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I'm guessing the source might be rather hot though
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# as long as not hte ginger one from
the pussy cat dolls.

i reckon she was a bloke at one time
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I'd say that's NSFW, n'est-ce pas?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# oui, n'est-ce pas
Depends on the work.

I'd say it's pretty safe; no-one should confuse that with porn.
(Junathan testing..., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Apart from the scantily clad woman & great big purple cock on the side of the picture?
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# no one should confuse a bare nipple for a bare nipple
even if the body has a badly shopped male head?

you fool
it's NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Psssst
Right click - adblock image

Takes 1 second, and saves the bitching
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Psssssssssst
i have no such option under right clicking
and don't tell me what i need to upgrade
as IT wont let me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Then click hide.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# then i can't join in the bash the fat fuck debate
:(

and besides, hide is for something you find personally offensive
NSFW is an actually B3ta rule, i shouldn't have to
go out of my way to avoid something not allowed on the board
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# So you would rather have a moan and get fired than click a button?
It is a rule, yes, but until a mod comes and removes it (which hasn't happened yet...), wouldn't it just be sensible to click hide?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# i'm losing my patience with you
even if i do click "hide" i'd still have to scroll past the NSFW
image in the first place, the rule is there for a reason

i don't want it on my screen, and if it was just
me over reacting to say a rape joke i found offensive
because i was raped by the cast of Cats, then yes, i'd click hide
but out of principle i wont be clicking hide on NSFW

imagine if i did, imagine if we all posted porn and just said, fuck it, if
you don't like it hide it, this board would go to shit
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Well, to me, it just sounds like you want to have an argument.
The mods are here to police the site. If an image is NSFW in their eyes, they will remove it. If you don't think they are doing their job, then feel free to moan at them too.

Of course, this all comes back to the old forum-saying of "If you don't like it, leave".
If you are afraid of seeing something NSFW, then don't come to a site which could feature it, whilst at work.

I'm sure there people out there, waiting for your to click on hide, just so they can go "Right, quick, he's clicked hide, post all your NSFW images now!".
The tools are there to avoid the images. If you want to view the site without using them, then you have nobody to blame but yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# be fair
we police ourselves mostly and if just one membersays that is NS for his workplace then arguing will just cause a row. It's polite to link things if asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# But what happens when the person doesn't link it? The mods don't remove it?
Will the magical fairies take it away? No.
Then it would be up to the person who could lose his job to take matters into his (or her) own hands. Not bitch about it and keep coming back to the thread to bitch more. Just move on.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# No, we just all shout like fuck
until the offender realises that he'd better change it.Nobody should have to have anything remotely NSFW on their screens even for a second. Simply saying "fuck you, it does not bother me so if you don't like it don't look" is selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# no
i blame Occulus

and i wasn't looking for a fight untill you goaded me with your don't like it hide it philosophy.
i've been here years, and we police ourselves,
yes there's mods, but they have more important things to do
like keeping the site running, i wont be bothering them

so to cease an end to the "argument" i'll just click ignore on the both of you
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# The first sensible thing you've done so far.
But seeing as you ran away from the argument you started, I'll take this opportunity to call you a imbecile who cares more about arguing on an internet forum than his job.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# your my kind of guy!
(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# sensible, yes

probable, no

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# nope, that's a defo NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# gah. Mindpiss
edit:// he has however started leaving sigs on, not adding his own and not posted anything from b3ta. Perhaps this is because we are one of the sites who were 'dending' him stuff and he has now cancelled us? Oh woe.

Edit2:// if anyone does not know this has come about because I wrote to Pete of IPC Media about this prick and what he was up to and got this in reply.
Hi Craig,

Many thanks for bringing this to our attention. The offending member
has been warned that this has to stop immediately, all existing threads
where he has done this have been taken down, and he has been made aware
of the consequences and actions that will ensue if he does it again.

Pete @ Nuts

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Haha good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# result!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Cool! He stopped replying to me in the end
so I got bored.

Nice to see he's given in.

Edit: Incidentally, someone PM him and tell him it's "Homer." Or maybe he's just a Hommer.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i like the way he says they don't imply they own the images
and yet, they still use them
and what is tagging soemthing if it's not "implying ownership"
isn't that what you're doing when you sign your name on something?

he talks of ignorance, i can only see one ignorant fool

it only takes 2 mins to send a PM
that leaves plenty of time for a real life
and yes, artists can be very protective over
"their own work!"

tosser

he thinks we're a bunch of twelve year olds
lets all go pay him a visit and beat the shit out of the fat lazy pilchard
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# 12 year old kids?
actually I'm starting to form the opinion that this website is filled with ex military people who are temporarily drawing kittins to get them in the mood for having a good old bloodbath :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Maybe he's a Hommersexuarl
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# hooray!
he's at least stopped tagging them, that was all he needed to do from the start really.

he has an exciting job installing windoes for old ladies in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# i bet he over charges her as well
the scamming cheating little fucktard
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# yes, he'll probably feature on a edition of watchdog
or "insert profession" from HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# House of Horrors FTW
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha. Just posted this
Actually by removing the original tag on the images and adding your own you are under copyright laws claiming direct ownership of the images you take. By which you are in complete infringement of international copyright laws and therefore putting IPC media in the direct firing line of prosecution and violating the terms and conditions you agreed to when you created your account on this forum.

I think if you try asking the owners of the images, most of them will be more than happy to let you use them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# this was the brunt of the mail I sent to nuts
yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# He did say he deleted months worth of threads
I have the feeling that this was not by his own choice.

EDIT: We have Monty to thank for the whole thing.

www.b3ta.com/board/7212733
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# What's that tiny, tiny sound?
Ah yes, the smallest violin in the world, singing a sad and mournful tune of sorrow for him.

How exciting must his life be if he spends all his time on a forum posting loads of pics for the amusement of oth - oh. Hang on a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I still can't see how you view post replies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Can someone explain...
Aren't most images that we do on this site based on existing images? So by shopping an existing image, tagging it, and reposting it, isn't that really morally/legally just as bad as what JohnX1's doing? So aren't we just as bad?
(Euan_Kerr, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# the existing images are either in the public domain
or our own. Some of us even create our stuff from scratch without a picture. When you spend hours collaging something together from existing images and create something new you have the right to claim it as yours. The argument with idiot boy over there is the fact he removes peoples tags and adds his own. This got him a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# There is a subtle difference
There was a video posted on /links a little while back explaining copyright law using disney characters. If you use something for parody or teaching it counts as 'fair use' which is a leagally defensible position. So they can't sue you.

What he has done is just taken someone elses work, not made his own parody.

EDIT: Video here
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Bin Dun

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hehe
*awaits the inevitable map of the principality of Bit*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# you notice
that johnx1 can't actually accept what has happened and has concocted some bollocks about his pictures?
www.nuts.co.uk/boards/showthread.php?t=18235
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# yup
I saw that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# What're those jizz stains on his shoulders?
Merchant Navy?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
#
navy banker
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I'm not sure
I think he's claiming to be a lieutenant in the US Navy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# So he's a loo tennant?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Isle of Wight ferry
he enters Cowes on a daily basis
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Oh gif over.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# It'll break
if you over-compress it
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ;
Now that is ACTUALLY funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# ho ho
top punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Haha!
*orders eleventytwelve*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Quaaaack


*pop* Be gentle, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *offers bready lettuce*
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I'm sure it's extremely tasty with Hoi-Sin source and pancakes
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# and a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

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