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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

penis ina babies bellybutton

dammit, that sick.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

not funny

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

PENNIES!

you sicko
wait that would require a tiny wee wee

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

you have uncovered Thor's weakness!

A tiny tiny cock.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

Hahaha

And huzzah to good quality
*edit* and you misspelled Penis
oh wait...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

I must confess

I have tried to pork my own belly button in my younger and more vulnerable years.

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spaceage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

I also must confess

I am a terrible liar.

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spaceage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

But wait, was that statement a lie too?

Oh noes! A paradox!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

looks like somebody...

...divided by 0

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spaceage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

are they mad!?!?!? It'll kill us all!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

oh dear god

i now have a mental image.

ARRGGHHHHHH *applies mind bleach*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

HaHaHaHa

That made a little bit of snot come out of my nose...

*click*

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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

Dunno where this came from

but it is now expunged, let us talk of it no more

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

haha!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

fucking hippy

dig him up so we can shoot him again

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

This

Over-rated dried-up cynic.

"Imagine no possessions" indeed. Like you did.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

Macca was the real talent

Without Lennon's 'help', he was able to write the Frogs Song.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

FAIL!

MACCA WAS/IS/ALWAYS WILL BE a fucking cunt...

over 50 years in the MUSIC industry and has NEVER learned to read music!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

He's never needed to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)

*enraged retort*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

Imagine there's no Yoko.

Now THAT I could go along with.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

It came from Viz

minus the Lennon.

(MNNNNGGH, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)

Greetings puny Earthman!

Somewhat inspired by a John Wyndham short story, but only somewhat

Gold Fish from earlier

Flaming Tiger from earlier

Come to the pub for my birthday!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

Love It!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

Awh! Thanks!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)

Midwich Cuckoos?

(being the only one I've read)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

nah a short story

can't remember the name but basically these people from a dying planet fly through space and land on earth.
Turns out they're only tiny though and look like insects so get killed by a farmer with some pesticide.

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

whoops

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

Chocky I'd say

not his best book but a ripping yarn.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

cutest alien ever

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

Chocky?

I cried at the end of that

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fuscous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

not read that one

I'm kinda working my way through them all at the mo, Triffids is the best thus far.
Only halfway through Cuckoos which is also very good

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

Yes, Triffids is great

I liked Chrysalids too

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fuscous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

nice work of the DoF

woo!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

Thanks

I was quite pleased with that!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

I love this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

Aaaaaaaw cutie!!!

KILLIT KILLIT HARD!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

Lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

i thought

they were meant to be grey ?

probe anyone ?

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

no thanks

I'm trying to cut down!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

don't worry

she's a stunt child
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3603235.stm

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

Hooray!

They should ban telly. Remove it from pubs. Make sure parents don't watch telly in front of their kids.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

Yay for stunt childs!

that is all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

much better than

stunted childs

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

Oh no, not again...

More Michael o' yorke at the bottom of my ~~profiterole~~ profile

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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

this is why school children stab people

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gravytrain, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

And can't spell.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

And can't draw

Probably. Well, that's my excuse anyway.

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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

haha

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

Hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

attrocious?

I really hope that was deliberate?

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

It was, believe it or not!

I had to wait for this to hit the archives before anyone noticed!

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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)

you sir

are waay ahead of your time!

(i've forgotten, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)

Ahhh, it's nice to be outside.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

ace!

is he wearing a sequinned bodysuit?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

not related but as a reply to the news I just had from WI

those pesky meetings to discuss your career...
they do it on purpose.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

hope it's not too big.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

has he lost his job then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

we don't know

but they can't reach a decision today. they're laughing I'm sure

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

the swines

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

He works

for the Women's Institute?

(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

Bastards.

They do it deliberately.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

I imagine it's more 'won't' than 'can't'

Poor WI. :(

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)

yeah like fremsley said

I think they're just scaring him to make sure he'll do the job right.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

Sounds like they're trying to scare him

I've found you get marched off the premises if they really mean it

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fuscous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

yup I've been there too

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

The fuckers.

Poor little love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

that font

sucks donkey balls

(i've forgotten, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)

He's got the look of

'Man about to do DIY'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

I often have that look

It's immediately followed by going to B&Q to buy lots of tools and bits of wood I'll never use

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

'Man brandishing hammer with insane glint in his eye'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

that's not a hammer baby!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

Should it be detatchable?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

only since the 'incident of the table saw'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

is it Scottish Tiem?

McHammer

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ClanSoul, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

Then

why are you nailing people with it?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

they deserved it

they all deserve it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

And don't forget teh Bench that you never put up, but know will look great on that bit of patio your going to eventually put down

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

I know my limits

I know when to put down my tools and pick up the yellow pages and the phone

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

I love going to B&Q with the intent to build sommit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

everything i have ever made out of wood

is stained with my blood

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

and not by accident!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

You must have lost a lot of blood

My last venture involved Plastic pipes and broken windows

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Home made slide?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

Thats not a bad idea actually

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

eef!

the worst one was when i was putting shelving in my shed, i bled for ages, then even after i had bandaged myself up, i kept getting blood everywhere.
after a while i realised i had cut more fingers than i had first thought

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

Ouch

Shed modifications ftw!

One day I'll own a shed. And it'll be pimped to the max. Shelves, drawers, power-tool holders. the works.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

when we move house

one of the conditions is that i get to buy a new shed
even if there is already a shed there

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

Good call

then you can use the new shed as the base of operations from which you can demolish the old one

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

Yes!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

I like your style

I'd try to work in a new mower as well or perhaps a strimmer.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

already got them

and a cordless circular saw
*runs round garden going 'brrrrum! brrrrrrrrrummm!'*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

I knackered my circular saw (not cordless)

trying to saw down a pine tree with it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

Awesome!

Its an excuse to go buy a bigger saw now!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

Forget that

Real men mow the lawn with chainsaws

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

hahah

*must get a chainsaw*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

I've always wanted one

One day I'll get one and a stack of big gnarled logs. Or a tree. And just go for it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)

Forget that!

Realmen mow the lawn by capturing a rhino and let it graze on your garden.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

I was about to say real men also mow with hammers

but it takes more than hammers to top a rhino

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

i remember one time

i got home from school and found the front door was locked, so i tried the back door, which was also locked. Having forgotten my key that day (Sod's law + it gets worse), my sister took it upon herself to put a rock through the window, push out all the glass and unlock the back door.

At this point I was panicking, unaware of my sister's situation, and I noticed that the front door was in fact unlocked. I met my sister inside the house.

Just before mum got home, I ran off up the road and hid in a tree.

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ClanSoul, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahahahaha

excellent

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

*saves*

i feel a question of the week coming on :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

its a manly feeling isn't it!

I like watching the guy cutting mdf sheets on the big machine.

I also like lots of the girlys that work there.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

I like the feeling of browsing the power tools isle with the intent to buy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

I built my bed side cabinet/chest of drawers

and never injured myself. I feel more manly when I'm tearing out a cars innards and getting it to work again using a hammer and an adjustable spanner

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

he needs a tool belt and a pencil behind his ear.

hang on he doesn't have ears.

pencil in his mouth,

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

You have a tool belt?

Wooooow

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

doesn't everyone?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

I choose to always forget where I put my pencil, tape measure etc

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

i like to keep a pencil behind my ear

even at work

and although i own a toolbelt, it never actually gets used

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

exept on Village People night right?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

I have a tool belt

It's ace

it's got loads of sawdust in the pouches

I got it for my birthday and it had bars of choccy and bottles of beer in all the pouches and hoops

Ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

but I want one now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

of course

doesn't everyone?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

I don't

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

i would suggest getting tyourself one

they are so handy.

look i've got a hammer here, a set of screwdrivers, a stanley knife, i've got nails in her and screws here, etc...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

Could I keep sweets and dolls in it instead?

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

yes

but you need to keep a DIY ken doll in it as well, ot the belt may turn on you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

meow!


( \__/)
(='v'=)
(")_(")

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Rupert's in this season.......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

hurrah for sexy humans!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

Lucky rupert

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

I got one of those from Primart!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

Is she in heat?

*queues*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

she wrapped up... but the silly bitch still has no shoes on... IN THE SNOW!

i suggest drawing her a brain!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

haha

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

i'm afraid under new laws i'm going to have to take that off of her.

immediatly.

please draw the post removal picture.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

I, for one, would've preferred bareskin

C];0D

Ashally, I'm a fan of Rupert-related clothing; see profile!

Woo!
Acers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

chin chin chin

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

Earthquake?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

He was a great wreslter

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

would

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

Have.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)

*skullfucks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)

*rips off neck and makes passionate but gentle love to neck hole*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

*woefully mops up the spillage*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

a little to the right....

....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

KNEEFACE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

fwap

*shame*

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The BrownHaze, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)

that's making me feel a bit odd

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)

sexy odd?

ZOMG! You mean 'happy' don't you?!

DON'T FIGHT IT! - LET IT COME!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

not happy
i pretty sure i'd recognise that emotion
more kind of freaked out

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

ah OK then

boy - Cheer Up Mictoboy Tuesdays are hard

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

the fact that it's tuesday probably isn't helping

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

19/06/2008 is a Thursday

we might have more luck then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

*notes in diary*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

headbutts!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

now she would have a deep voice

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

best thing ever

and i mean it

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

the other guy did it better

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Duncoffin is life., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

truth!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

Pffft!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

GIANT TADPOLES!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

haha very wrong japanese flag

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

ha ha

kerrrazzee

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

The table child made me spray my desk with biscuits.

Damn you table child!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

haha table-child!

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Mousing, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

*giggle*

noon R

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)

the panini got me!

damn that panini

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

i like the table child one

made me do an office lol

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

*pffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

hahaha

what on earth is the top right one actually meant to be?

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

No idea

gift shop maybe?

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

seen those in airports or ferry ports

duty free shops i guess

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

Hah, 'drinks is watching you'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

This is fun!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

lollage

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)

Loving these

Keep 'em coming =)

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

People like him always go on about it.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

pffft

ha ha ha ha ace

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

Ahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

Sir, I laughed out loud

and rolled upon the floor

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rob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

LOL

ROFL

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

Are you rob's translator?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

Yes

he pays me in pistachio shavings

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

MMMM pistachio.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

i like to suck the salted shells......

ummm...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

Oh yeah.

Until my tongue hurts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

after or before you take the nut out

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

after!!

sheesh!
how are you doing young lady?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

Its after obvioulsy

always after

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)

first open shell with teeth

Then eat nut
Then eat those little crispy bits
THEN suck the shells.

repeat x a million.

Yumyumyum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

I have to make sure I buy small bags

everytime i buy the really big bags, I'll just sit there and give my self salt poisoning

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

:D same

makes your tongue hurt for days...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

yup

bbut so very worth it at the time

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)

Mmmm yes

Closely followed by cashew nuts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)

Cashew nuts leave no lip hurting afterwards so are my prefered snack

but sometimes I just got to hurt myself and get the evil but so very tasty salty nuts of doom.

/emo nut eater blog.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

I can imagine you, eating pistachios in the dark and crying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

whilst listening to some shit band with the lead singer trying to sound like Brian Molko

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

Why would you even?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

LMAO

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

hahahah

lmao indeed

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

I hope you hoovered this morning!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

i bet he's covered in cat hair and cheerios

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

I wish he'd just fucking die.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

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rob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

Alakazam

I grant your wish, now I own your soul

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

Smooth work

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

at this rate I'll have my own undead army before you know it

Just need more fat unfunny comics to die,
Anyone know where Roy Chubby Brown lives?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

Royston Vasey i think.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

*gets crossbow*

ta
Edit: I knew I killed him before

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

yay!!

fat unfunny twat that he is.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

Its for the best

What do you use to make your comic?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

Wacom Tablet and Paintshop pro 7

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

Try saving them as gifs

The grain sometimes does my eyes in
*edit* hmm this sounds a bit like a gripe. Its not, I like your comics and read them daily

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

its just down on lower quality to make them under 50kb

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

I know, but as a gif you could get them under 50kb without the loss of quality

*edit* maybe

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

That one went up to 80, gimmie a sec and I'll try again

Probably on úber high setting or something

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

send it my way

Although looking at the other webcomics on the netz, not many of them are under 50kb

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)

Why don't you just...

animate it ever so slightly, then you could go up to 250k.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

DON't Look at the last fram Prod

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha

How is this less than 50, great quality and animated, yet your static ones scrap the 50 mark?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Science

Edit: Drawing one just now, I'll have a play with the settings more and try a gif like you suggested.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

\o/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

Lol, you shouldn't cheat the system like that

Nah, I'm talking about his website

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

I'll just put the settings up higher again

and rehost different copies for when I put any on here

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

I giggled

and breathed smoke out of my nose.

OUCH!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

ooooohhhhhh luverly tabs!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)

Not when they're coming out of your nose!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

Hahahaha

Subtle and woo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

Excuse for a quick pearoast

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Haha

Noice. Wish you could click replies

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

hahahahaha

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

hahaha

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

I feel I should be yaying...

...But you lump me in with that fat fucker...

Oh, I'm so confused...

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

nice :D

*goes to post elsewhere*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)

...

with thanks to SB

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

WOO!

*orders on amazon*

*waits*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

Wow, 9.5/10 for an album

Must be good!
nicely done

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

It's what the third MBV album should have been.

I'm still listening now...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

who?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

My Bloody Valentine

one of my favouritest bands ever...

Their videos looked a lot like the album cover...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

What?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

Don't mind me, I was getting confused.

Between them and another band.

My god, their website's appaling- I've never known a banner take that long to load.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

BVSMP?

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Bless you.

_what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

One hit wonder, back when you were knee high to a grasshopper

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WtAFUdbr4c

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine?

They were a pre-website band, so it's probably a shite fan site thing...

This works much better:

To Here Knows When

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

bullet for my Valentine

That's who I was thinking of, yes. With that bloke who patently straightens his hair...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Ha ha ha

No, I think you know enough of my music taste to know that's not my thing...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

Hence the 'oh dear'!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

You'll catch me putting a foot wrong musically...

*hides A-Ha CD*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

I love all 80s music

I wouldn't worry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

the guy from

My Bloody Valentine was involved with the theme music to lost in translation + has been playing with primal scream (relatively) recently.

(prostheses, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

Doesn't make him any less of a girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

Doesn't matter...

Though he once complained to Camden Council about the noise his neighbours were making.

This man played the loudest gig ever.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)

Yes but his band are still shit.

Seriously. Bunch 'o' bumlords.

Unless you're agreeing with me, in which case good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

Are you getting confused again?

check that link, it makes it all clear.

Kevin Shields is not a girl. Bloke from BFMV is.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

this!

lots of shoegazing goodness....

(prostheses, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

and

almost single-handedly bankrupted his record-label by spending 3 years redoing their album...what's that, you're playing your guitar under a pillow under the table for the 83rd overlay...OK kevin, just get on with it!

seriously though, whatever you think of them they have been pretty influential....

(prostheses, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

What bands are around because of them, then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Errr... well it's not a good start

But you know how Oasis have that wall of guitar sound? But wait! There's also Spiritualized / Spacemen 3, Six by Seven, Mogwai, Ride, me...

need I go on?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

They're not influence by Bullet for my Valentine you trolley!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)

Oh for the love of....

Kevin Shields = My Bloody Valentine = Influenced all that lot.

Bullet For My Valentine = girly hair straighteners bloke = emo shite.

MBV are aceness.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

that's because

we're talking about My Bloody Valentine, late 80's early 90s shoegazers extraordinaire...rather than Bullet for my Valentine who are a bunch of cunts who are unfit to lace Kevin Shields' boots...:-)

(prostheses, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

true

though i would suggest that ride and spacemen 3 were contempories really...that day at reading in 1989 was amazing...

(prostheses, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

Yeah I know...

but they were tailing in Shields wake really...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

absolutely top band

too many years on from seeing them at reading and i'm still in love with belinda butcher!
\old git blog

(prostheses, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)

Yes!

I love her too...

And Kevin Shields.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

who smashed her sunglasses?

nice work meeeeeeester

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

*buys twelvety*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

Woo! Yay!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

I have no idea what this is, but I like it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

I'm confused, but happily so.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

the woo is strong in this one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

great sound!

A++++

/synaesthetic blog

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

Really?

I'm fascinated by synaesthesia... I imagine it'd be a bit of a pain in the arse after a while, but I'd love to see what it looks like for a bit...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

not really

sorry :-/

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

Ah well... Wiki it is then...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

but it tastes funny

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

No not that fat dead racist

But my littlw brothers eye.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Yes, yes he does

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

he looks viscous

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

he does, but you should see the rest of teh photo, he's just making a silly face

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

A poor attempt...

...at humour? :P

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

but at least you got it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

cous-cous?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

aye aye!!

pfft....
nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

nicely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

That's lovely- you've got a great style.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

Thanks Broad

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

*swoons*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

*catches*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

*isn't waking up*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

*kisses of life*

*grope of life*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

*HEADBUTT OF DEATH*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

*Broken nose of Blood*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

*ointment of betterness*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

*Card of thanks*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

*defibrilates with a plug and bare wire*

jobs a good 'un!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Hurrah

Once again we saved teh Day, Come Ginger Lad let us fly off into the sunset in a non Homoerotic comic book fashion

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

*gives dave a piggy back*

off! you fat haggis!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

most intimidating.

woo!

tj: in excel, how do I resize a single cell without resizing the whole row/column? I just can't figure it out... :|

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Magic.

Go and ask an accountant, they'll know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

Don't know if you can mate

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

i just had a play

and i don't think you can (i may be wrong)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

you can't

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

hehe damn

so it seems...

cheers for the replies everyone

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

Merge cells

is probably the only way to do it

(

fuscous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

merge an entire colum/row apart from the one cell you want to resize

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

ah yes

that works well enough

thank you!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

I like this

alot

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

I like you

a lot

will you marry me?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

Cool

Is is nose to the left or right?
I want to say right

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

then you sir

would be a mong

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

*stabs*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

*bleeds a little*

Come on man, I live in Irvine, thats a scratch

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Damn

and my knife only had one good stab left in it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Ain't posted here in ages

It probably shows. Probably bindun and too late for the bandwagon but hey..

(

Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

bernard manning is dead?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

you really need to get a tv... or even a bloody radio...

/ac
;)

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

apparently so

choked to death on a racist joke..

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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

you mist be kid(ney)ding!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

long live the Bernard Manning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

*reaches into belly*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Sorry stupidly busy today.

Dashed down to the newsagents, images are in my profile. Zoo magazine are a bit of a B3tafest
this week and the Nuts magazine one wasn't badly scanned, than images was that badly cropped.
As usual let me know if you did or you know who did the star image in Zoo magazine and I'll give
you the in for you need for getting your prize.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

is there an email address on those pages to submit pics?

cos i can't see one, and their websites are shite

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

that's a no then?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

Not on the page no.

It's on the website somewhere.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

ah bums

their websites are bloated, badly designed messes
i was hoping to win a video or whatever

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

I think it's designed to keep the attention

of someone with the mind of a four year old.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

cheers fella

/mental age of 6

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

Ack

they just miss ya.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

We all love you

and your Herculean task of sweeping the stables of the publishing world.

Keep it up, there's a brave soldier.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

blimey

looks like zoo have been lazy this week and only popped in for the day to grab a handful of images.

Well done.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

Wednesday seems to be their day of choice.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

Bastards

stole my gorbachov one!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)

Thieving cnuts!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

it DID tag it too

nice of them to crop it off

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

Yeah I can only think that'd be my fault

But in some way it's better. It means they're worried about the legal aspect for a tagged image.

If you look in my profile you can follow the link for the Creative Commons peeps.

I've never had a problem after I added that in.

Gaz us if you have any more question.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

As an experiment...

...everyone should send their pics to Zoo and Nuts every time they submit to b3ta. That'd probably teach them a lesson! :D

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

This is how they do it . . . . Afghan Style

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

I'll do it then...

what?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

big head

they dont dance its illegal or something

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

Do not adjust your set

Ordinary service will resume shortly

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

Hmmm

Was it just me or was that girl scary? She gave the creeps and i think she is the child of the devil

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

The card was developed by a BBC engineer, the late George Hersee, father of Carole, the girl pictured in the central image.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

Life on Mars has made me fear this girl!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

Yeah...

...but it was a real shame the girl they picked looked chuff all like the girl on the real testcard

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Carole now works in the BBC costume department, and doesn't like to talk about the testcard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

i bet she's a right wrong'un!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

hidden away in windowless rooms bent over a sewing machine

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

That'd just prompt me to talk to her about nothing else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

this s my dilemma... what to talk to a celebrity about if i ever meet them...

i know... I'll talk about myself!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

Help me win a bet...

pun?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

change for a tenor?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

quick

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

filenames are great

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

as are speedy replies

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

filthy begging bastard get a real job?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

yea...like us

/all day on b3ta blog

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

Shhhhhhhhhh...

or i'll ahve to do some real work.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

Image supplied by Turan.com...

Or is that a bit too obscure?

(Leoricx, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

Two movies

I should watch again

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

i haven't seen either :S

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

WHAT?!

you haven't seen fear and loathing OR falling down?

micto, you dissapoint me...

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

falling down never appealed tbh

and i love the fear and loathing book so much, i've sort of avoided the film, although i should give it a go eventually

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

falling down is a good premise... but i thought it failed to deliver!

fear and loathing was mint though

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

mint?

i haven't heard anyone call anything 'mint' since 1997

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

Which begs the question

What flavour is my toothpaste?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

dairylea

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

Mmmm, I wish.

If it was babybel flavoured I'd never leave the bathroom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

Probably something like...

ocean fresh

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

You've been brushing your teeth with the toilet duck

AICMFP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

geordies: keeping "mint" alive since 1997

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

Fear and Loathing the film is good.

Johnny Depp does a very good hunter, and Benicio Del Toro....well, I bum him, as you know. But he's still great.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

Falling Down strikes me as the kind of film that might appeal actually...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

F&LILV is a good trippy weird film.

falling down is a bit pants, it has some moments but is middling as a film.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

i don't care what you say.

i love it.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

what's the second?

Do office space!

_{But I want my stapler}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

falling down

and yes, this!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

Falling down, falling down.....falling down.

Have I seen that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

Michael Douglas goes mental

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Ah, no then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

Michael Douglas tries to get home by walking across town?

edit : and goes mental on the way.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

WATCH IT GODDAMMIT!

WATCH IT NOW!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

I don't watch films with him in.

He annoys me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

it's his best film

(apart from romancing the stone, which obviously I don't like at all, of course).

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

That's not saying much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

true

also, I hate the cruise, too but he has been good in some films.

I think it's when they are actually acting, and you can forget how annoying they are.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

you're no fun :(

oh well, i have the same with other actors i guess...

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

and I don't watch films with Tom Cruise in.

Same reason.

I'm shitloads of fun, ask anyone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

i can understand tom cruise.

but michael douglas?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

He's a dick. *shrugs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Perfect Murder and The Game

are also good. You really should reconsider your ban on Michael Douglas movies.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

He's good in it, though

Total pisscrane normally, but when he threatens that bloke for breakfast with a machine gun you can't help but empathise.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

certainly is

"I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast."

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

Thought you were singing

Man On The Edge by Iron Maiden.

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

If I'm singing Iron Maiden I'm either watching them or pished.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

falling down?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

Falling Down

And the first one is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I have seen both.

/knows something about popular culture

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

I knew the first

It's a great movie, of a great book.

Benicio Del Toro does rule.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

haha

are they any good?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

Hunter S Thompson is a mad genius

So yes =D

Or did you mean the movie...?

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

For what it's worth

Falling Down is listed 15th of 'downright badass violent movies' on Amazon

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

I liked both of them

I'm not sure if that's a good indicator of whether or not they are 'good' though.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

falling down is a great movie

about being really, really angry at things.

the scene where the main character has an argument in a burger place over whether he should be allowed to have the breakfast menu despite it being 12:05 is great.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

pfffffffffft

only a little thou

are you around the weekend of the 30th of june?
we may be in your part of the world if your up for a weekend?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

Yes, only a tiny bit

Yes. Busy on Friday night and I have a church thing on Sunday but I can miss that if you're here.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

we could stay my folks on the friday

cycle on the saturday in the peaks then come and see you sat night/ sun morn unless your busy...

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Yeah that would be nice

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

OFFICE SPACE RAWKS!

mmnmhmhm... mhhmmmh.... i'll burn down the building!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

:D When I'm pissing about at work

I talk about my stapler etc.

Nobody here has seen the movie. Makes it better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

i have it as my message tone

s'cuse me, s'cuse me...

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

Brilliant!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

S'pose I could do Milton

It's a great excuse for watching it again anyway

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

Still haven't seen Falling Down

though I do have it on dvd. May watch it tonight.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

TEH FEAR!

Now fear and loathing was a good one... Book's brill too

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

Falling Down FTW!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

Niiiice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

*is expecting a long tongue to come out and grab it*

That's lovely and woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

hello mr the prodge!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

hello meester :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Beeez!

*gleez*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

I like this because it is good

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

ta mees :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

Deeply sinister stuff

But the bee will no doubt save the day!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

This probably didn't happen...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

compo and topical

compical!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

wonderful!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

ooh,

topical AND compo?

Well done sirrah.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

haha

great stuff

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

HaHaHa,
I like this! better than most of t'other shite about him.

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

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