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[challenge entry] my normal crap 'shopping
duties are now in full resumation



(click for slightly biggererererer)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Seriously though, what's the deal?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# £12,000
deal or no deal?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# blue blue blue blue blue
Red
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# DEAL.
Probability wise, (speaking of the Australian one), you should always say deal after 20k.

12k pounds is enough. We have a better standard of living over here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Are you Australian?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Yes.
I thought people knew this by now.

LIFE IS GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I didn't, so
let me be the first* to say "Throw another shrimp on the barbie mate"





*first in the sense of first in the last 10 seconds
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Are you all... you know....like that?
my drummer's down there at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Like -that- or like ~that~?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# like {that}
and that's the way it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# HUH
what is it good for


/songmash
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I'm like steve martin in all of me, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# And this is turning out to be a FASCINATING game....
.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# deal.
Gimmemoneybitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *tucks $20 bill into Wow's sexy pants*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# er
have you nay seen the new compo ???
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Then one day the fluff isn’t enough….

And it's booze and pills....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ah
poor kitten ...

... forgot that the best way to die is in a sack loaded with bricks. Thrown into the Thames.

PS. arf!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Shoot up smack while turning tricks?
don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwww
: )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *heart breaks*
That's a very cute cat
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# hhaha...gets fluff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Ahhhh wonky baby eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# That is the cutest puss I have seen in some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# OMG YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT LOOKING FOR A HUGE AMOUNT OF REPLIES FROM THIS ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I'd have said pussy if that were the case.
I usually refer to cats as pusses. Hence my ornaments sleepypuss and slinkypuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# In Australia, 'puss' is a polite term. FOR VAGINA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hehe....
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I haven't seen a cute one in quite a while either.
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# awwwww
Have a pick-me-up... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
*Clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] *shrugs* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# tough crowd
*adjusts tie*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# *throws beer bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Minkles!
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# 'ello Sexy McTrelly
where you been?
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Day off today
Been learning to drive, cooking beef stir fry, that kind of stuff
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# driving's dead easy
look at all the fools that can do it.
how did you get on?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I was trying to work out why 'dye' not 'die'
And I couldn't, so I thought I'd keep schtum for fear of appearing stupid...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ^this
plus this challenge is really not to my taste; "shop a muppets head onto a film cover and occasionally change some of the words a bit" doesn't really do it for me. nothing against you personally prodge :)

And not that I like complaining about the challenge.. this one just seems very popular considering it's limited scope.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# dye (n.
1. A substance used to color materials. Also called dyestuff.
2. A color imparted by dyeing.
3. To color (a material), especially by soaking in a coloring solution.

muppets are made from material...they're not real
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, I know that
But I still don't get it I'm afraid. Sorry, brain frazzled by driving lesson
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# It's not just you..
I don't get it either. I've also given up on learning to drive..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Been learning since 2001
Figured it was probably time I passed the damned thing!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I started about a year or two after that
but I've just given up now, got a motorbike instead.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ooh well..never mind
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# YOU SUCK!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# leningrad?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# BURNED!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# lol fanboy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# MEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Also, what's with all the muppets in the last few days?
Why is the board full of muppets?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# school's out
(possibly)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Your username suits that post perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# obviously I'm being slow here, but
huh?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Mother hens go 'cluck'.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Next Friday for everyone.
Except me - i've been off for about a month.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# nothing to do with the competion..muppets
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Kill it with..
..JPEG artefacts!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Die hard 4.0 is excellent
/explodes some things
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# it does look good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I heartily endorse this comment
/saw it last night blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Is it as good as transformers?
not sure if i want to see it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# better than transformers
/in my humble opinion
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# toxic weeds
(xaniac, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# well done, now draw toxic tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# to tired to transcribe toxic tits time to
transcend to......
(xaniac, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I apologise....

... really.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# ba dum...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# And...
Michael J Fox?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# or, of course
muhammad ali.
parkie got his revenge in the end
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I was about to say OH SHIT, IT'S THE ANTI-PARKINSON
but this isn't the anti-parkinson at all.

What's with that?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# .


Get the T-Shirt
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HAHAHA!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

etc.

*click*

edit/ *dingalingading*, better? :)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# this ^
with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# that actually took me a while to read..
but hahaha.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# what is this?
it's just a blob! Pfft. I wish I wasn't colour blind and everyone didn't hate me!
Edit: how rude! HAHAHAHA top! *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# What.. Grey blobs...? Ris?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
click
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# LOLli
*click*
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# haha!

*sends to my brother just to piss him off :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# you are MY brother
AICMFP

nicholas?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *not now*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# My girlfriend has a T-shirt like that
it says I love colour

of course, with her being colourblind, she was never able to read it

/true story
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Can you please do this in blue green
As I'm Red Green clour blind. (Although that would ruin the gag I 'spose)

Although I can make it out if I squint
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I SEE A BLUE 37.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# arf
have a pearoast from a recent compo (created in Word)



PS. I think the real t-shirt my brother saw said "fcuk the colourblind". Made me chuckle like a little Japanese schoolgirl.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# wtf? blobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
#
I'm red green colour blind, but I can read that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# lol, awesome :D
that rawks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
Im colourblind, but i can read that also.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Quick, no Muppets
'You is fired!'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
I IS AT UR DESK. FIRING U
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I IS AT UR DESK SIKIN UP SOME FUR



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I IS AT UR DESK HISSIN' IN UR OFFICE
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# OH HAI
U JUST GOT PAY CUT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# haha
WE STOLEZ ALL UR WHISKAZ
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# AN WI IS FUCKIN PISED



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# AN WI IS POOIN' IN UR LITTER TRAY
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# COS I IS DA SCAT MONSTAR



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# High powird kittings!


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Rarr!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Looks like a sleepy-headed dragon

(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# oooh I rather like this!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Trogdor's cousin?
.
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Crikey!
*clicks*
(Azzek!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# cooo!
monsters!!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# *shoots with tranquilzer*
got 'im!
(Azzek!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# pffft
puny tranquilisers can't stop me!

RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *sits on*
this oughta hold him!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# cheers!
*warms up the giant pacifier launching cannon*
(Azzek!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Oooh I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# corr what a mighty beast :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# oooo I like this one. *click*
can we expect friday.filth?
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Throwing a temper tantrum
won't get you any candy.
(REWRITABLE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# wwooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] No doubt a Dino De Laurentis Production...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha!
Oh deary deary me!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *throws up a little*
Nice though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
#
I've just received some very funny looks from around the office for the quiet vomity noises that I've just made...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# thats puntastic
nice
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Muhner!

*plays "Inna gadda da vida" 8 track*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Heheh!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Excellent use of the Spoonerism
A woo to you sir/madm/etc.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Excellent punnage
Very very woo.
(vertigo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Seven deadly sins
Count em
Free Photo hosting by PhotoLava.com
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I thort...
...the fourth sin was 'chav'.

For a moment.

 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# that isn't a sin...
you can be forgiven for sins.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ah ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Uh uh uh uh uh uhahhhh!
BRILLIANT! - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# HAHA
fantastic!

have a click
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo time again
(d13373d Learning to walk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Blimey
This is making me feel strangely aroused
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ^This
Nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# im inclined to agree with you somewhat....
it is indeed a top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Woo!
This gets a click.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# OINK!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oopsadaisy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# oh my
I think kitten is scared!

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
That is the cutest ohdear pic I've ever seen :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# :o)
allll of the fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Iwantoneofthose!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Aww
look at his little paws.

/Re-lurks for another 4 years, 5 months and 23 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# FLUFF!!!
*melts*

*rubs it on Aphex's nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# result
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I am impressed.


Not by the picture though. I'm impressed by other things in life. Such as people climbing up cliffs without a rope. You know the sort of thing I mean; impressive things.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I am impressed every time I do the laundry
I've been doing it years and it never ceases to impress me. It makes me feel as self sufficient as Ray Mears himself.

It was marred slightly by me washing my favourite yellow top with a blue dress. Result, my non-favourite green top. Wah.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# An all too
familiar story
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I think there is a moral in it somewhere
(Northern Lovely, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# you can get stuff to fix that
i'm sure of it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yeah
new yellow tops
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# and people in chinese circuses, holding up several burning collegues on their chins while riding a unicycle on a big ball
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# blindfold
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# No thanks,
but I'll take a cigarette.

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
nice turtle head retraction!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# nice
cant help thinking chump when I think of that film
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# was the tag line really
'is back from the future in a NEW COMEDY'

because that sucks balls.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# nah
it was
"MJF is back from the future in a NEW COMEDY..."
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# /sigh
yes yes. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# nice font work :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ha ha!


(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# If you can't get a date, make one!


Click for bigger (94KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hehe
nice

love that film

despite it being done a number of times -it's good to be nice and
impossible to track through all the compo entries
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# haha :)
b3ta.com/board/7398921
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# XBox360, officially the hottest console around!

ALL XBox 360s are defective! according to
Microsoft's head of XBox division, Robbie Bach
Quote and report here
couldn't find a good pic of Mr Bach, so make do with Peter Moore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hot potato
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Hehe, nice piccie
I stil lub my 360 tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ^this
my 360 is lully, if a little warm.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I'm going to buy some for the winter
to heat up my house
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
looks like Dominic Diamond...

I like my 360 - tis good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I will be buying one purley to play GTA4 on
then no doubt i'll never buy another game for it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# it is good
the games are good... good good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# According to King of Hats the PS3 version is the one to get for GTA,
something about extra use of the PS3's hardrive that the 360 can't rely on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# shorter loading times. joys!
the 360 version gets extra episodes (e.g. a liberty city stories type addon)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# could be expensive though
they've got to recoup the $50m they gave Rockstar for exclusivity on 'em
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# rockstars figures quoted $50m PROSPECTIVE income from downloadable content
since take 2 got their bums raped by the SEC they're having to be more forthcoming with their prospective earnings. Microsoft/Sony haven't paid them anything.

The $50m is what Take 2 expect to earn from downloadable content in that fiscal year, not money they received to make it. Take 2 will set the price of the content, not MS.

Either way, my brother's buying a PS3 next week, so I'll go round to his when Killzone 2 comes out :) - although I think he's waiting for the new bundle pack to come out first.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# the PS3 with the $100 discount is being discontinued
once those in the US have been sold, you will only
be able to purchase the 80 gig model

:O
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Us Brits get no discount, just this:
Same price, games and extra pad bundled
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# £120 worth of stuff, what a nightmare
I wanted a £54 price drop :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# then there's the matter of
the dual shock sixaxis pads coming out in September.

tbh, the new pack is great so long as you want Resistance and Motorstorm.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# which I did when I bought it on release
they're both a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Peter Moore can talk some remarkable shite sometimes, but he got this right
Interviewed by Eurogamer, when asked about the price cut he said it's not a price cut really, just a product upgrade. Lo and behold this morning the 60Gb model gets discontinued in the US
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# they've also been announced for the PS3
well the downloadable content extras

don't know if it will be the same downloadable stuff they release for the 360 though
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# current rumours:
PS3 and 360: General patches, new modes, new multiplayer options
360: 2 exclusive episodes, one a new storyline, one an extension of main story.
PS3: 1 exclusive episode, with a new storyline.

All versions will eventually get all the content in the long term (12 months+ after release)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# things like that don't really bother me
I will buy whichever is the cheaper console that can play it. Which is undoubtably going to be the 360.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I've never really gotten into GTA
I do like Crackdown tho - similar, but different.
And you can throw trucks at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Xbox 360 GTA4 will have exclusive downloadable content
which the other formats won't.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# isnt it
an exclusivity deal though? Where they can supply it to JUST 360 for, say, 12 months, then its a free for all....
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ah, i don't know about that
god knows i'll never finish it anyway, if it has all that "find 12350865 little hidden things" stuff in it the others did ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# apparently the latest version of GTA4 runs at 10 frames per second on PS3
it's brown trousers time among some of the suits at sony so i understand
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# they'll sort that out.
although note that this year's sport repeats are running at 60fps on the 360 and 30fps on the PS3 because "we've got used to programming the 360 now".
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# My Wii runs at
FUCK fps, lets BOWL
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# neatly done
smooooth...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hot box!
Can't you get fans for them?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# stand it up on its end,
keep away from naked flames and other under-telly equipment seems to do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# i'm going to wait until my son is old enough to want a console before buying one
fuck knows what they'll be like by then
i'll probably have to learn to play soccer with my eyelids
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# My
Wii FTW
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# gosh, what a shock
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# whoopee
*getting a refund on repairs*

This is week old news mind, they've upped the warranty on the three-red-lights issue to 3 years which should mean they'll eventually replace every single one anyway. That, and the cheaper cooler motherboard is due in the autumn which gets rid of that problem once and for all.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# as i always like to say at this point
i went through five PSones in the first year they were released

these things happen, you get them repaired or replaced
on the warranty, nothing new, it's just bigger
news now because it's microsoft and eveyone loves
to laugh at Bill gates because he's a wanker :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# still, he's a wanker who's giving me my £80 back.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# the psone
had a dodgy component, but wasnt that only in certain rivisions of the console? certain serial numbers could be identified as having a placcy bit instead of metal. This however is potentially all 11.6 million consoles. i think thats a bit of a bigger deal.

Im not anti MS by the way, and i think a 3 year warranty far outweighs getting a new one with 1 year.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# i didn't say it was anti MS
just that Bill is a wanker and that's why it gets more news coverage.

i get the whole idea of it being a fault with every unit, but i know some peeps who have worked their 360s into the ground and they're still working perfectly.

still, i'm enjoying mine while it's working
i wont say no more
jinxs 'n' all...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I wasn't going to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Pfft
Does it smell of pork?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# eeew!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I like his eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# i like your eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# you like his eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# he likes my eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I like your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# we all like his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# and I thought I was giving up some stylist's secret...
tresemme, tresemme!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# James Pond returns in


From Russia with Glove
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I like this
Probably the best one in the compo.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I've seen enough muppets now, but what the hell:


Click for bigger (156KB)

And no, I didn't look through ALL the entries to see if it's 'bindun' :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft!
lol miss piggy wants 2 fuk kermit lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Yeah but Kermit
prefers rubbing up against little boys on the bus instead:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# the boys love getting their fingers green
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Just like the Zombie Percy Thrower:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# am i the only one who clicks 'i like this' when muggy does this?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Yes
yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# We have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# HAHA!
www.b3ta.com/board/7399348
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
I haven't seen it since for ages but god I remember that film as being poor... that looks much better - Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# hee hee
nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

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