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#



hardly worth its own thread, but what the hell. The next one will be much better.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:45, archived)
# aaaaahahahahahAHAHAHA!
would i be correct in thinking that you are:
a) incredibly hilarious
b) mentalistic
III) genius or
4) banana?

*clicks*
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Looks like I got here just in time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# WOAH PIZZANIGGER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Can't see the celery in frame 3 but you know its there.
Liking this new focus on shitting up clipart.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# i love those paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:49, archived)
# it has a certain quality
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# i just saw my alien in space monkey 2.
it was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
# thanks for that
i ejoyed donated ailen stuff
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)
# DAE?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
# You have talent

(starial, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:11, archived)
# As far as I can see you have taken Wednesday's White Ninja cartoon
and made it bigger than a fucking house?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# what's the boating fuck!?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# You sir, are a Genius
That is the stuff geniusnessity is made of. Very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Fuc
king funny
(ZZZzzz, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# tropical beach

a montage of many images
sea, sky and sand made in bryce
vegetation part photomontage part drawn painted, part bryce models
(xaniac, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:14, archived)
# this attention detail
excites me! this is tops!
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Bunting cell hoy that's smooth.
*looks at bar, now much higher, and sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:18, archived)
# likes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# That's somewhat smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# And there was me
going to complain about people posting holiday snaps :)

That's top wooage :)
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# much better.
now make them kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# that's the one he shagged!
night peeps, i'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# g'night
o/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Braw!
but I can't stop looking at Doctor Dyslexia's piece of art.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Don't look at it.
It's going to end in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Needs more bulbs.
(Marwood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:04, archived)
# i'm out of bulbs,
sir
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:11, archived)
# Goddamned it!
This isn't what I signed up for!
(Marwood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:12, archived)
# *powers up marwoods bulb status*
+5
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)
# AL GORE SAYS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# oh yeah,
www.engadgetmobile.com/media/2007/05/al-gore-desk.jpg
let's use some watts
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# blanhmange meets...
..candy floss.. meets marshmallow?
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:04, archived)
# if you eat her
you'll get some kind of allergic reaction for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)
# *eats*
can.... someone call.... me.. a... doc.. *deaths*
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# has everyone
gone for sleeps or is this general slow tiem?
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
# before you know it
some magenta party might start
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# pffft!
in that case i shall postpone todays/tomorrows plans and fire up tatty :)
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
#

TO BE CONTINUED...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# So THAT's what happens at the end of Harry Potter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# fucking hell
i can hardly wait
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# hahaahhaaa
queues! fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# you need to make a film.
it would be amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# i tried to write some scripts, didn't work so well.
you've encouraged me to keep trying though.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# *ENCOURAGES*
Fuck me backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Erm..... O-Kay.....
If that's what you wanna call it.... yeah....
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# You better stop
these are actually becoming quite entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# that could be a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# This is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# what a first post to start the night!
*woos* this is mega
'nings people :)
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# hello newish person
*looks in profile*


hmm...


girly or boy?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# hi there
me am a boi, lurked for the best part of 6 years and only get on every now and then due to being closely observed at work and limited home access
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# transexual.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# *wishes*
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# lettuce
pray
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# iceberg lettuce
my favourite drug for aiding sleep.

(true fact)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# If you can get high on lettuce I envy you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# this
is
good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Personally,
I still think that you are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# SEIN SEIN SEIN SEIN SEINFELD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# hahahahaahah!
It was good up until the black man. After him it was quite serious, then I saw tampon and it was all good again.

Fine work, good stuff. I hope to see sore.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# That
is quite, quite beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Boiled arfelot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:14, archived)
# BANG BANG.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# This is brilliant,
but as always, far, far too big.

Please link these.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# excellent use of the airport flyer route map.
i helped make that. i'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# QUACK TO THE QUACK QUACK - LIKE AN EGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I know where that's going :)
And I know where you're going :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# top
on a picture
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# pfft..
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# couldn't
resist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# glad you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(Marwood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# EGG
(Marwood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# WOO!!
And on this note, night night dear B3ta, and all who dwell in her.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# fresh supplies of spazz
are due to arrive by tomorrow's post
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# 'nite
and I'll be off too.

a lovely weekend to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Oh noes!!!
*cellotapes pair of spare spazzs to a postcard*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)
# I'm so terribly sorry...


You may kill me now
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# took me a minute that....
*kills anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# what the fucks that all about ?
* ignorant van driver blog*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# root of all evil
= square root of 666 (I think)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# technically
the number of the beast is 616, but the catholic church declared it to be 666 because it sounds more poetic, or pleasing or soemthing
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# They basically just read it wrong...
616 was the number of Nero, as 888 is the number of Jesus etc. It was common to grafitti in numbers to slate each other and that whole section of the text was anti roman.

I'm bit of a nerd when it comes to religion, and very very lonely.
(Puckish, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# lies!
all evil is clearly negative, hence its root is imaginary!

QED
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# ashully
no.

as evil is in the mind, it cannot be negative or positive, therefore it is an enigma.

and they make good songs to chill out to.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Wrong! Evil is in the flesh!
and you shall be purged of all evil!

*sets TBL on fire*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
#
well, ashully it is a bit chilly tonight I could do with the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# a service proudly provided by the Spanish Inquisition
A warm glow inside
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# but...
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Dont
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# *Sounds apostrophe/txt sp34k siren*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# You watched QI
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# I dont speak
your language.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# A gif has frames that work
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Correct
Seen that episode a couple times before, the joke still makes me giggle..

Although the root should really be 24.819347, going on the new (improved?) number of teh beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Søren Kierkegaard:
Being idle is, as people tell, the root of all things evil. As to avoid evil, people normally recommend working. Yet one understands easily from as well the reason as the cure that the whole saying is of plebeian extraction. Being idle is not at all the root of evil, on the contrary it is a true divine life, when one is not bored. Being idle may lead to economical losses, yet one's inner nobility fears not outer losses, it only fears to be bored. The Gods of Olympos were not bored, they lived happily in idleness (...) So being idle is far away from being the root of evil - it is a blessing. Being bored is the root of evil, and it must be kept away. So one may add that people who have never dedicated themselves to idleness, and have no sense so ever therefore, have not really dedicated themselves to human life. There exists unseizable activities which exclude a man [or a woman] from the spiritual world and thereby categorizes him [or her] together with animals, since he [or she] instinctively always has to be in motion (...) Well, since people believe that it is man's determination to work, then it makes an antithesis between idleness and work. I for one assume that it is man's determination to be amused, and I feel not that my antithesis [amusement vs. work] is any more erroneous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# too
many

words

for

me


but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# words?
words!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# i knew i was idle and easily amused
but i never knew i was divine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# well,
how does that feel then?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# kind of warm and fuzzy
like when you wake up before the alarm goes off and you can lie there all snuggly for another half an hour.
that's a good feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm...
it's the best cure for insomnia
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# the best cure for insomnia
is a hot cup of camomile tea and a few space cakes. makes you see little triangles if you eat too many of them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# yay!
I keep conisdering space cakes as a cure for being on an airplane, but I always chicken out
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# i used to host fright nights
once a month, me and my mates would get an ounce. half went into cakes, the other half got smoked. it went down well with the vodka jelly. there were only 5 of us, so we were all pretty well monged.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# space cakes?
that made me think of that space lady from nasa in her space nappy
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# space nappies
are full of brown meteors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# awww, maan, it's not true:
www.smh.com.au/news/world/lustinspace-lisa-was-not-wearing-nappy/2007/06/30/1182624233942.html
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# freaky witch!
you'd be scared to dump someone that mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# hahaha,
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Actually it's 616
666 was a mistranslation or something. On QI or something
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# I think they changed it so that it would be the number of Caligula or something
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Nero...
see my very boring post above.
(Puckish, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Not shopped *




*may be a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# for safety reason I'm not allowed to laugh at this post
as the friendly homeland security officer behind me advised
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# he
looks like he's doing a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# indded it's a parp!
herr I mean: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# hmm..
the nnnrrggh thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# eat more fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# He has dirty photos of me. And he's going to sell them to people I don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# this raises a lot of questions
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I don't remember having sex with a cloud.
Bloody Wordsworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I wandered lonely as a cloud
With a camera with a zoom lens and a box of tissues
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# And in other news, Ben Dover has been named as Poet Laureate
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Dildoes are red
Buttplugs are blue
If I was a woman
I'd have tits and stuff.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Not neccesarily.
Look at Winehouse.

The filthy mare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# LOL she's great
She looks like a long-lost member of the Munster family
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I wonder how many cats she's got living on her head now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Oooo
At least two-score and five, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# By jove!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Enough to start a small business
In....erm....cat storage
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# hello miss
i been running some b3ta users through my new shiny AKVIS sketch filter.

you may have this



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# OOOOOO
Wow, nobody's ever made me stuff before, thank you kind sir:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Thats not true
I made that picture which showed that you are laird dave are long lost twins ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Oh crapsticks
I try to forget that one, it gave me nightmares...

Pearoast? I shall profile-ify it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# hahahaha
give me a sec - I'll find it


Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# hahahha
office lol

that's scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Fucking. Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Prolly Dave was also sing some of the beauty tricks
that's why he's so damn sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Its funny, the sellotape isnt as visible
on Dave's face
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# he surely got permanant implants
*checks The Sun archives*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# PFFFFFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# uht oh



EDIT: TOTAL VERTICAL POST!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)
# He has clearly honed the technique
more finely than I
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# w00tyburgers
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha

Edit: I have that seal picture in my profile. I was rude and didn't say where it was from
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# The Spazzcat "Not Creepy" Seal Of Approval?
Yes, you have to call it by name or else it will curse you with boils until you have run a thousand leagues.

On fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Done.
Means i can avoid trotting out the old "I'M ON FUCKING FIRE" bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# HOORAY!
Now let us defenestrate
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Say what now? :)

*googles*

Dictionary.com word of the day, Jan 25 2000 apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# some of my work is now in your profile
i am all of the honoured.

(I is in yur profile, lookin at all yur piktures)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# OH NOEZ
You will see my special things
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# can you imagine the smell?
would it be better or worse do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# you were probably drunk.
we've all done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Shagged Wordsworth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Damn
I told him i wouldnt tell anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Tell the Sun.
And pose in a lace bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Now that's some pattened sunburn I could laugh at
Tits like doilies for the rest of the year, woop woop
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# it's da sound of da police?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Arresting people for having boobs like doilies
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# interesting place to keep your pencils though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# As long as you didn't run anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# sounds like the sort of shit they would do

*doesnt have the best opinion of them*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# "Loverat wordsworth bedded me for 5 times a night sex sessions"

I'm just waiting for that to be my random quote on the board stats
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# *crosses everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# go to the bathroom before you piss yourself again
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# af;sdsf'
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# asf asdf dsf adsfg
(Marwood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# that look says
oh yeah, i stayed out all night.
and i got a shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# hmm..
smug?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# unbelievably so.
just look at him, you can tell he's got a dirty little secret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# well,
since i'm his father i might let it rain out of him later
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# daddy cloud?
was his mother an airhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# nah,
global heating
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# global warming is allegedly a myth
therefore, his mother doesn't exist. which means you gave birth to him yourself.


HERMAPHRODITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# :O
*checks genitals*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# ;)
both of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# there was only one
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# i'd check mine
but i'd have to stand on a mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# hmm..
if you stand over it you might be able to actually see something
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# last time i did that
all i could think about was going potholing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# is that something golf related?
or something naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# no
it's climbing down a rope into underground caves to explore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# somehow that also seems naughty
but english is not my native language so i'm naturally excused
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# you still speak better english
than most of the people i live near and they're english, born and raised.
it's not dirty. if it was, i'd do it a lot more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# so,
what is it you do with that pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you asked just as i changed my sig! i had hardly any food in last night, but i managed to make a delicious meal out of pasta, stock cubes, mushroom cup-a-soup and leftover chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# hardly any food?
i just had some oats with milk & sugar
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# eeewww
porridge is rank.
and with that, i'm off to bed before this thread goes critical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# g'night
then
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# It's definitely
a look of contentedness, isn't it?

I'm wondering if it's a bad thing that you saw a night on the piss / sex, and I decided he had just had a good dump.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# it all depends
on if you find having a dump sexy. i quite enjoy that moment when you really need to drop one and get poo shivers....


i'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# if it's the one with a 100% clean bite
i know exactly what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# too much coffee and red bull
and not enough sleep makes me say things that normally stay on the inside of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# with the same stuff
i usually get these things out of my guts
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# poops?
or something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# yeah,
and sometimes a cigarette is the perfect booster in that process
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# that's why
i always have a lighter in my bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# if it's half a cigarette from the day before
the effect is twice as good
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# it's weird, isn't it?
it's like twice the nicotine, half the smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# it's the relativity theory
for plain and unhealthy people
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# i'm the poster child
for unhealthy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I wouldn't
worry too much. I have posted on boards where people talk of little else.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# i do occasionally talk sense
but i just wait for that feeling to go away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# is it going to rain on us ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# maybe,
but that would be nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# 1
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Without Will to style her Grace is just a mess....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
also Leach :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# he looks like
a most agreeable fellow
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Serta Product Testing...


Its Super Effective. Like Mace.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# I love my brick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# I dont
get it
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Try turning your monitor upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# my monitor broke
when i tried that
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# You're not doing it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# what do you suggest
that i do
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Whatever you do
don't. look. down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# looks down
'spack induced coma'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# spack induced coma
is now my new favourite phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# thats not what u said
last night
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# i have
a very poor short-term memory. what did i say last night? were you the guy in the mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# hey
IF I TURN MY MONITOR ON ITS SIDE, IT SAYS -N.N.N.N
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)
# drink!
feck! arse! girls!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Car!
Drive the car!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# haahaha!
haven't watched father ted for ages! i'll have to get the dvds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# something i did after going out kiteing

bloody slow tonight..

Click for bigger (81KB)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# /leans back

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# /leans further
/falls off chair
(Marwood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# *chastises*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# *daves,ssss*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# your segway
is broken
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# To the brim!


*BRIMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# I'm not sure there is anything to get
as such

*may be wrong*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Oh NOW I see
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# HAHAHA

That's...that's more clear now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# its alright
I don't get it either :/
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# *BRIMS*
*doent know what it means*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# record of saying FFFFFFFFFFFF?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck you kids - you WILL buy this, and enjoy it!!
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# I really recognise him.
And I'm not joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# It's
her before the op
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Sour faced old coot.
She looks like she hasn't had a poo in weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# she probably hasnt
just incase someone takes it and sells it on ebay

edit: my sister's just bought a copy home for me. woot!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# I'd buy it.
And look for clues as to her weakness. Then we'd fight, a thousand miles above London, our cranelike stilettos crushing the buildings below.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# kind of like Ultraman, but with heels?
I like.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Crossed with the 50ft woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Whenever I see her,
I think of the Simpsons line:

"Smithers, hydrate me."
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# She can't
She hasn't had a poo since she stuffed all her millions up her butt
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I wish I could have a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# You don't need a GOOD idea
You just need a marketable one...

Chocolate coated fish fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# X-P
no ta.

I can't think of anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# the day weed will be legal
that would sell like vanilla cream filled cheese puffs
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I fear
That the foodstuff of which you speak would taste worryingly close to spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# yay! that's a marketable idea!
give your man a taste of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# your man?
Are you Gerry Adams?


I'm going to get kneecapped now, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# kneecapped?
I'm not that kind of man! I'm more of a laser-gun-pointed-at-you-in-my-secret-castle-liar kind of guy
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# ....Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Cardiff.
No more Torchwood til next year. I'm dead upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# I don't have a TV
so I'll have to download have it magically appear on my hard drive soon
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# TV links.
And/or Guba.

I heartily recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# not to this stoner.
I'm fairly K-O'd as we speak, and....no.

However, I would go for some celery and peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Nonono
Celery and tiramusulata FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I don't have any taramasalata
but I do have peanut butter
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Thought my spelling looking squiffy
"Pinky smelly fish egg paste gunk" ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# It's delicious.
As is hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Yes it is
And yes it is.

I love stuff you can dip other stuff into to make it taste of different.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# like maple syrup and....and.... cassettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Yes!
That's....what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# blue cheese goes very well with both
you know
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Blue cheese only goes well with the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Blue cheese and celery
Is an orgasm in snack form
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Ha!
my exact words!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# you're both wrong
blue cheese and celery is an orgasm in snack form
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# That's possibly the rankest thing that's ever been suggested to me.
You filthy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# score!
but it's the only good use for celery besides scratching yourself between your toes
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# You're not even human, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# I'm not in liberty of telling you
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Oh I'm going to have to get my paraphenalia out now.
You'll be sorry, alien fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# mmm paraphenalia
*adds to list of favourite english words, alongside topiary and linoleum*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Haha, you say that now
But just you wait. Me laddo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# *waits*
*hums the girl from ipanema*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# You can't rush these things.
Patience, glasshopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# *hums take me to the moon*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# *hums jingle bells*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Uh Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Don't worry
not nearly enough rasta to be Manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I'm watching Sky News
and they've got a guy dressed as Hagrid passing out books to the people who have been queueing overnight.


I can't help but think I'd love that job.


I'd pick up those big, hefty books and throw them with as much force as I could muster in the faces of those fiercely dedicated people while screaming "Here's what's important to you, you fuckers! There's a god damn WAR in Iraq! You do know that don't you? But you just care if Harry is a fucking Horcrux for fucks sake, don't you? DON'T YOU YOU BASTARDS!"




But maybe that's just me. I can be a bit of a prick when I have some drink in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Horcrux....rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# was stuck in my head all night
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# OH SOLE MIOOOOOOO
erm....


giive it to meeeeeee
delicious iiiiice creammmm
of eeeetaleeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I am reasonably well-informed
that the taste is just supreme.

So give me cornetto, from HB ice-cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Good evnin Capn'
hows the Ship of Fools been?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Oh I have no idea.
Have you seen my wench? I barely make it out of the cabin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# And get her a new cabin boy,
THIS ONE IS SPLIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Dome a dora
don't spit on the floora!
Use your fedora!
That's a what it's fora!

/songs of dead grandfathers blog
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# *checks filename*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# winnar!
Qupie doll or a gum cigar for you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I want that
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# *gets vasoline*
okie dokie, here comes
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# it's funny because it's my browser
 



RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# RIS to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# I'm gonna RIS you to pieces!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# *nuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# marriage of Figaro in TOAP
TOAP Opera, Cmon filenames are easy to check =P
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# *gets it*
*is thick*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# *gets it*
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# I'm gonna go ahead and pretend
that the reason I don't get it is because of the 7 pints I've had, and not because I'm just an ignorant peasant git.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# *divides by usual exaggeration factor*
Two shandies?

You're a lightweight! You're fired!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Wish I'd had this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# otherwise known as urbandictionary
I'm kidding, woo!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# What do you MEAN it's the wrong queue? I've been waiting ages!!!!!!
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# free for ovaries?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# dunno
thought the prospect of someone queing for free ovaries by mistake was amusing
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# but why would girls do it?
We've already got two giving us jip as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I
don't know...I was just momentarily taken with the thought of someone queing for Harry Potter and ending up with ovaries...some women need them transplanted you know, they're hard to get. At least round here.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# OMG you live on the Isle of Mann.
For ages I thought the Isle of Mann was just that, the isle of men. And there was no ladyfolk, just men. In them yellow sou'westers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# nope
I don't live on the isle of man...overies are hard to get there too though.
I do love man - not in a gay way though - not that there's anything wrong with that either.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# love a man, or man in general?
Manfred Mann?
Brotherhood of Man?

Manny off Black Books?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# what about men at work, like me!
and it's friday, and everyone else is having beers. We are people too!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# I'm not having beers.
I'm working all day tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I'd take a free ovary
I'd put songbirds in it.

Uh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# right! I could use some free ovaries
to spread my genes and create a superioir race*

but if you're a lady, what's the point


*insert maniac BWHAHAHAHHAHA here
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I need that second line, minus the but, on a t shirt.
Ultimate in excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# What about...
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# like OAPs or small children.
Free for ovaries and testicles, but everyone else has to pay a tenner. And sit at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Finally some free ovaries
I lost mine, I think they're under the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# this took me fucking ages so you better like it


Click for bugger bigger.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# or?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# i'll cry
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# awh :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I'm the King!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# haha!
Well I like it.

Sir. [edit- you may be a miss. I have no idea.]

*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# woo!
*hugs*

is it bad that autocomplete fills in 'woo!' for my subject?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# That just means you're nice.
Mine is inevitably something horny or sarcastic.

I'm like the female Randall. (Clerks, not....erm.... I can't think of another one)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# and Hopkirk (deceased)
there's one.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# *points* good thinking, batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# btw
for your sig
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent!

In true 'the Captain has shit taste in TV' style, I'm currently looking into buying a Torchwood t shirt.

I know, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# at least get a doctor who one
gah.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Fuck Doctor Who.
Fuck it in it's shitty arse. I'm having nothing to do with Catherine BASTARD Tate.

However I do quite like Torchwood, and john Barrowman's well fit. And bloody gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# fair point about catherine tate
John Simm was good though.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I didn't see that one.
To be fair, I've only seen Blink out of this new lot.

That was good, but I heard the rest were shit.

And I don't go near the Tate Beast on principle. Her or Karen Taylor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Catherine Tate will be officially terrible
I'm very concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# You should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# *wail*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Flagg?
.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# I have no idea what to say to this.
Er..... Polle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Randall Flagg
from The Stand.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# The book?
I've never read it. I've read minimal Stephen King.

I've read loads of Patricia Cornwell books. Apparently they're what mums read.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# I thought mums read Mills & Boon
soft porn for housewives.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# I collect porn.
So I'm a bit too far gone for mills and boon really. It's like warning Robert Englund that the Babar book he's just bought might be a bit upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# A laydee?
On the Interwebs? Wha-huh? *implodes*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I'm one of them modern women.
TechnoJOY!

Well, as long as you plug it all in for me. I can't be doing with knowing what wire's for what.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# why not wanking instead ?
shorter and funnier
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# because otherwise there would be no b3ta
and your screen would be encrusted
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# with precious jewels?
Maybe semen is like sap. And after millions of years, there'll be milky white amber?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# well'if he rubs his family jewels on it, they'll eventually get stuck
so I guess yes.

Diamonds are indeed made of dinosaur spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I'm wearing the petrified remains of some pterodactyl's population yoghurt on my ring finger?
Cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# what you do in your free time
is none of my business


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# unless I decide to....purchase your wares.
And you wares happened to be crosswords or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# or something
that's what I deal in.
It's 30£ a yard fresh and 45£ if you want it with additional chromed rims.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# What if I want it to cry when I smack it on the forehead with my genitals?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I don't have it in stock
but I can give you a David Hasselhoff Greatest Hits CD to play along. It just sounds the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# FABULOSO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# MELT IT DOWN!!
We could make real pterodactyls out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# with bugs stuck in it?
eww.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Mmmm Jeff Goldblum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# stil ain't no b3ta there
no fluff
no humous
no fast
no dirty
argh !
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I reckon you are looking for this kind of humour
b3ta.com/board/7426686
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN !
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Mwaahahahahahha
mwahahahha hahahahahhaha
*dies happily*

goes to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# *violates your corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# *feels violated*
*files complaint*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Complaint to who?
You're dead, dammit! DEAD!

Unless you're a zombie...
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# *goes for brains*
Brains... Brains...
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# RAaaaaRRRGggGHhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# damn!
not again!

What do zombies eat once the whole town has turned into zombies?

and you should try some blue cheese with that rotting flesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# A: Other zombies.
I don't look like that all the time, just...so you know. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# thank goodness
it's unhealthy, even for a zombie, to go around with exposed wounds like that.

btw: I like the serie in your profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# LOL thank you! Twas a fun night that
And I suppose technically I'm not a zombie in that pic, I did it after finally watching 28 Days Later the other night after however fucking long.

OH NOES I HAS TEH RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# I haven't seen it yet
but I want to, it looks like fun
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# It's fucking fantastic
Not your typical oh-look-zombies film.

Gutted now that I didn't see it sooner and then catch 28 Weeks Later while it was still on at the cinema, I only ignored it because I hadn't seen the first one.

Oh well. There's always DVD...
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# I live in fucking germany
and they dub every movie. so I always have to wait for stuff to come out in DVD (or get an ovedose when I'm abroad, like I'm doing now)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# I hate hate hate dubbing
Subtitles all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# sorry, just those words.
Fluff, hummus, fast, dirty.....

I'm seeing mental images of shagging some 50 year old greek restraunter.

I've never done that, of course. But you see where I'm going with this.

By juddering fuck I'm stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# *raids google image search*
back in ten.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# there used to be funny things here
before arty illustrator shit and 2 hours photoshoping poor jokes
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# you dont have to cry because someone made a joke you dont like
do what everyone else does, just yell HAMTOUCHER and wait for someone to post something new

so you can repeat the process, ad infinitum
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# ain't about this joke
it's about this whole board turning to shit.

this is a good reason for crying.
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i actually like a lot of the arty stuff on here
usually the vectors people post are fabtastic. If you just want toilet humor and the the odd amusing picture, go to Fark or something.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# HAHA!
top marks for effort and execution ; )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# oof
puntastic
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Superb
'tis now my desktop background...
(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Lex?


yes tis a lil big140.43 KB
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# its an animation.
its fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# within limits
and absolute hatstand as far as I can see

woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Don't worry Microboy is probably asleep by now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# did i miss a handbag fight or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Naaa
Just his usual trolliness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# You're probably joking
but just in case... trolls don't tend to make and post beautiful images :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)
# He does some great images.
I'm not refuting that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# disgusting
Blatant trollism.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# You mean mictoboy?
I hope for your sake you're right ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Well yeah
But you've seen some of his celebratory posts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)
# nite nite
I'm off to go queue for a harry potter book

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# pfft:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# FUCK YOUR SHITPORN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# ABUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# of the sexah kind
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# SURPRISE
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# This one time?
I was watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

And like, the butler guy had just met their new neighbour and he was really smitten with her, and she was kinda smitten with him, and he said "Um, would you like to..."

And before he could like finish his sentence? Will Smith walked in and he was like listening to his walkman? And singing along? And he was singing like "..talk about sex, baby!" And I thought it was really funny.





Kthnxbye.



[Edit] Oh, yeah, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] wheresmypetgoldfish
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# "mammy why has my goldfish turned into a hamster?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# "and why is it just floating on the top?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# "with a long string of oats coming out of it"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# haha
'repressed memories'

have a woo for your efforts!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Oh is it passed midnight already?


I better start reading then:)

EDIT: Peeps in Kensington aren't very clever. 10 minutes queueing at WH Smiths with Waterstones two minutes down the road with a queue a good half a kilometer long!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# OMG IT'S THE COVER OF A BOOK
OMG!!

*runs out onto the streets on fire*

hmm, I wonder if any twats are queuing up at the local bookshops or supermarkets right now

hahaha, twats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Spoilsport.
No sense of fun in some peeps
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# my sense of fun
was imprisoned in 1972

for a crime it did not commit

it promptly escaped

and now lives under the ground
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Ah dead and buried then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# yeah
with my cold dead soul

':(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Go and set fire to their wizard costumes
Then tell them you're Voldemort come to kill them all, they'll be so in the moment they'll probably believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# there were many a Potter fan
on the way back from boozer tonight, but alot of people felt obliged to shout abuse. I, however, refrained
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# There were a few that did here as well
But they thought better of doing it to me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# *ABUSE!!*
"officer! look what he's doing to that book! He's staring at it! with his many eyes!"

no I have no idea

it's late, I'm tired, I'm drinking orange juice and I'll probably be hallucinating before long, infact I'm probably hallucinating now and I'm lying in a ditch in croydon on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# It does take a real group of hard arses
To shout abuse at a bunch of 6 year old who have stayed up after midnight to buy a book!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# that's right!
it does!

it also takes skill to operate the flamethrower to give them just rhe right level of crispyness

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Well insulting a kid is one thing
Overcooking them is completely different.

Right you bunch of cnuts I'm off to learn how to read.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# nite nite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
#
Harry Potter after leaving Hogwarts struggles as a young wizard, not even being able to get a warm up spot for Siegfried & Roy,
after years of being a struggling wizard he finds himself alone with his trousers at his ankles paralyzed from taking
too much muggle smack..he later dies from a nasty bedsore infection on his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# meh
just downloaded the leaked version
I don't really care about it all that much
A. wanted to blackmail HP fanatics
B. Spoiler yelling is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Do you live in Kensington then?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# woo
and yay.
this made me laugh out loud a bit.
cheers
(whosebooze, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ergh....
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7426572
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Oh jesus
It's too late in the night for that sort of talent.

Woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# 6 pints later
my shopping skills are still awful, but she just gets sexier

'sexes'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Did this a long time ago




(I helped save b3ta! gp_guineapig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# He pushing Spunk repeatedly back into his trousers?
Just fling it 'Go-Web-Go' style instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# maybe some kind of jaunt with ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# GO-WEB-GO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# *SPURT*SPURT*SPURT*SPURT*SPURT*SPURT*SPURT*SPURT*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Eeew,
too visual.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# not yet it isn't
*unzips*

*breathes out*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... BRISK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# ha
woo.
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# good shifty eye action.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# badum......... tish
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)

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