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Forgive me.

i could think of nothing better than a paintmash for this compo.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

*clicks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Thank you muchly

*curtseys*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

Hahahaha.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

fail

just.... fail

EDIT: Perhaps not, but i rather didn't enjoy it

(creem all over your face, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

this is all that the compo deserves.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

fuck off prick

fail is fail

if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

i like it

but not too much

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Heh

Irrelevant tj - I just found this:

Here: pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/creepy_vintage_advertising/index.html

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Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

$6, eh?

*orders 9*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

Hahahahaha

Class.

Submit it to the newsletter!

EDIT: Hahahahahaha "LOOSE women may also be loaded with disease!"

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

Howard Johnson is right!!

/Blazing Saddles blog

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

hurrah, every council estate should have one

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

/tells the council

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

Arf.

b3tacompo1.jpg? First ever compo entry?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

Bored of this

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

Dear Lord...

...turn the fookin telly off!

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Ninj, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

Hahaha!

but winring?
:P

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

hahahahaha

nicely

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

pfft

nice work

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

*clicked*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

Nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

Excriment!

*clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

ha ha ha

fantastic!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

I haven't got a telly?

This is rather good.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

I love this!

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Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)

Sorry

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7002627.stm

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

that story really is a cause for culling of certain members of the human race

I repeat my comment from earlier and hope he is gang raped to death in prison.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

^ what he said

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

I have to agree,

although you are still a shit nosed fuck monkey.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

please fuck off

you'd be first on my list..you cock

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

I don't have a list

I just hate you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

waaaaaaah!!

dry yer eyes sweetheart

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)

i love you

you're the most fascist liberal i have ever come across :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

hahahahaha!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

I'm so good I'm bad

no, just Karmic, he did utter evil, so I hope Karma comes round and does the same to him.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

Yes

yes indeed

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Oh I see

You support a death penalty so long as it's imposed by karma.
Though technically I suppose "doing the same to him" would mean karma pissing on him a bit and spraying him with shaving foam.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

no, I don;t support the death penalty

it's too complex an issue to get involved in.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

Heh, fair enough.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

The problem with that statement is

that karma should be able to do that without your wishing it.

This means that you are wishing pure evil onto somebody else and karma may well bite you in the arse for it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

someone will wish something on me

I think I've had that before and will no doubt have it again in my life.

Luckily, in my experience just wishinjg something doesn't make it happen.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)

Might do

if you're wishing with your flies open while holding a can of shaving foam.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

i totaly understand your viewpoint

i don't fully agree with it, but i understand it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

Hahahaha

Politics is never easy. I'm a sort of mildly right-wing liberal socialist.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Soft libertarian here

so we're probably mortal enemies.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

*totally agrees*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

i'm with you all the way on that.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

He'd smoked

a "cannabis joint", so he was bound to do something like this.

Cannabis should be illegal.

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somegreybloke, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

hahaha, i noticed that too

the media fuckers always go for the easy explanation
I'll bet he played "Killer Games" too

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

worse than that!

www.b3ta.com/board/7631794

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

cannabis + internet

= serial killraper.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

*tokes*

*surfs*
*rape-kills*

You're still a pirate too.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

o rly?

thanks for the rape, but dont bogart that doobie.

*tokes*
*surfs*
*rape-kills*

drugs are a vicious circle.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

fucking weed-injecting talkboard regulars ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

As a mother,

I think these actions are abhorrent.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

Haha A great Bill Bailey

"Speaking as a mother.."

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Aenesis, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Oh.

Did Mr. Bailey pick up on that one? Hurrah for him and his, er, musical hair.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

Yes indeed, it was on "part troll"

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Aenesis, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

as a husband,

I think WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

Speaking as someone with no kids

no one cares what I think

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

Thank you

I must say I was quite speechless after reading the news article, but your answer covers it nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

fucking hell

you're absolutely correct. that's one of the most shocking things I've read in a while. I wonder what his /board username is...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

nothing says /links like "This is youtube material"

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

I've been asking for a cull for a long time.

I'm glad I hate most of the human race.

/not emo just strong ideology(sp?) blog

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Aenesis, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

^this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

I'm with you to an extent, but if we're going to better the human race and preserve our gene pool

the retards and the disabled folk should probably go first. For the greater good.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

here, you dropped you 'kamph'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Hey, I wasn't the one that suggested we start exterminating people.

I would eat soylent green though.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

followed by anyone who needs glasses

the average eyesight is already bad enough as it is

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

Oi!

I wear glasses!

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Aenesis, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

pssst, me too ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

8-(

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

don't bung them all in together fella :)

I've worked with enough kind hearted and mentally superior disabled folk in my time.

Just because someone doesn't have the use of their legs doesn't mean they can't create the most incredible work of art or write the greatest piece of literature.

But I'm talking about the eradication of evil. Which I'm pretty certain you can't do because you then have nothing to qualify good against, and once you've got rid of the really evil ones then people wnat to get rid of the slightly evil, then the "bit arsey" ones, then the ones that borrowed your screwdriver for too long, etc etc

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

Some might suggest

that the eradicators of evil are committing an evil act.

Kind of like how it's ok for an army to murder thousands of people because their government did the same thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

very much so

you become as bad as your enemy and all that, which is why I hypothesise these things and would never consider acting on them myself.

I don't even kill flies, I let them out the window :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

and what if evil is not genetically determined

or if evil is so multigenic that virtually every person has a gene associated with increased "evilness" risk?

BTW: the second scenario is true for most conditions, so you'd have to exterminate the entire humaan race to get rid of retards from our gene pool. Not that I'm against that.

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

OF COURSE evil is not genetically determined.

What do you think brains are for, if not forming evil plans?
Odd how this kind of discussion suckers me into jokes that suggest the doctrine of original sin, bless the innocent little animals for they are incapable of evil, etc.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

that

and watch reality TV.

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:

Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and clearly:
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

The results will be instantly apparent.

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

Sadly

this sort of behaviour is hard-wired into our brains from our genetic legacy. So yes, a cull to eradicate the bastards would be lovely but I think it would make us a completely different species, like cattle or something.
It's the job of our modern society to keep a check on this sort of thing, but there are just too many people in the world, and the type of society we evolved for just doesn't work any more.
The only solution I can think of is to get rid of reality TV, ITV, Nuts & Zoo and their like and all of the drivel out there that glorifies this kind of twatty behaviour.
Or if you have a problem with freedom of speech, publish them but only sell them to people who will read them because it's 'ironic'. Yes, Oxbridge students!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

Creativity, imagination, ideas, language

= the capacity to piss on an dying woman in the street.
Actually, wait, that's not quite right; I bet all kinds of species of animal have done similar things. They just don't have newspapers to report it, or any sense of decency to be outraged.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

I've always wondered if other animals are capable of having a sense of outrage.

I'd love to see giraffes doing it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

only some primates do

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Chimps routinely eat their neighbour's babies

so whatever they're getting outraged about, it must be something other than that.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

well, they get outrged if they are the victims

that is

like the Daily Mail readers

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

Daily Mail readers hate it when their babies are eaten by chimps.

They're so uptight.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

So fucking wrong!

Hahaha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

I was laughing until I read that link

Fucking hell. The bastard should be shot.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

Hahaha

Gets it now

:)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

I blame cannabis and the internet

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

Everything is cannabis and the internet's fault.

And first person shoot-em-ups and immigrants.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

^this

*goes around to find dying people to urinate on*

this story is all so sad.

sort of good morning all

/edit: I'd say mindpiss, but that would only prove your point ;)

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

read that yesterday :D

Like I said at the inquest, I did apologise....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

Arf!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

I am not an old lady!

I've just been ill

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

He's not an old lady....

he's a very naughty boy...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

Christopher Walken

The Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive

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giant_squid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

hahaha

nice one

edit: is that a shadow or does he have a thick black cock?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)

I think the picture was censored

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giant_squid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

Hahaha

He looking good for a man of his years!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

you fancy older men

AICMFP

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

*goes into homophobic rage*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

muybridge-japery!

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

Aceness!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

Oh yes!

I think the WS archive is one of the best things b3ta has ever seen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

wow!

thanks!

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giant_squid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

HAH, TAKE THAT MUSIC INDUSTRY AWARD CEREMONY!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

Hahaha

"Sleazy Tossbag"
"Flimsy Tent"

":)"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha.....

*comes up for air*

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

*clicks before dying*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

Pfft!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

arf!

'flimsy tent' pfffft! :D

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

hahahahaha, so true it hurts

*clicks hard*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

I love flimsy tent!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

she is so shit

Ian Brown in this weeks NME described her perfectly as Music for little girls who have just got their first boyfriend

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

That sounds about right

I would, however, still perform sexy interclock on her given half a chance.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

I know it's wrong

but i would too.

from behind
while hitting her face against the headboard

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)

^This is true

Opposingly, I'd cunt Lily "Fucking" Allen in the fuck.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)

hahaha...

she is rubbish though.

She's the 'hello Kitty' of rap

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

What's wrong with Hello Kitty?

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Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)

hahaha

i knew you'd be in there!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)

Someone has to stand up for the little guy

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Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

Arf!

Hurry up and photoshop it!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

is she considered rap?

you are kidding right?
She's as ghetto as a 12 year old private school girl from the Cotswolds writing poetry on a Strawberry Shortcake notepad

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

Not all black music is 'ghetto'

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Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

I never said it was

I was commenting on how upper class she sounds.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

I don't even know who we're talking about

I'd best shut up before I embarrass myself further.

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Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

isn't the NME for little girls who've just got their first boyfriend?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

no, its a journal for pretentious twats who think they are godlike in their bestowing of praise on whoever the music industry pay them to like,

that I glanced at in Tesco last night and saw that Ian Brown comment

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

haha

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

Marvellous.

This a million times.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hooray!

she has saved black music, apparently.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)

Hoosfora...

Hahahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)

hahaha

some fine names there

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

Hehe!

Can we have an all white music awards now please,I wonder?

OMG! That would be soooo racist!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

Mobo winners include Amy Winehouse and Joss Stone.

So your ironic accusation of racism is bang on there. Well done.

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George Spiggott, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

I don't get this

what's wrong with them being white?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Eggzackerly.

Them being shite is a different matter.

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George Spiggott, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

Would that be limited to

white music with no black influence whatsoever?

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somegreybloke, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

Hahaha!

From the worst album covers website?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

I did a search

for "Mulligan and O'Hare", Vic and Bob's folk duo. Strangely*, you get porn on the first page of results.

*or not

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somegreybloke, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

Mulligan and O'Hare are ace!

I can't remember the link but there's a whole site dedicated to them if you can find it.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

I don't know any of these people

I like DJ Scotch Egg though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

pffft

'ning bruv.

'ning all

Hoosfora Gameof Twista pffft

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

'ningle Mink

'ningle all

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning sexy

still being a pirate?

*smoosh*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

oh shit

forgot

/edit/ thass betterer

*SMOOSH*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

'Ning Debs

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

*GLOMP*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

nings Debts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

*enhuggulate*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

Ning Bruv

I'm not here today, too damn busy, but the MOFO's infuriate the crap out of me, just like the Mercury "Who the f@@k are they?" awards

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)

you?

busy?
i've never heard of such a thing.

all awards ceremonys are wank though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

hahahahahahah

you're so out of touch :D

I have 70% of the Mercury albums, and no, I didn't go out and buy them when the nominees were announced ;p

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

'Ning Ace!

*smooooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)

'ning kojak

*SMOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOSH*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

Ha ha - nicely done

Is Kate Allen a real person or is that a hybrid of Lily Allen and Kate Nash?

/not down with the popular music scene

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Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

you have correctly surmised, yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

This

Top remark oh Mighty One

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Hybrid Theory

They both do the talking in a mockney accent thing

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

pffft

this be clicked homeboy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

hahaha

hope all is well with your new person!

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moogy boobles, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Step right up....

Click for likely-to-get-you-killed News Of The World size.
(3MB JPG).

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collapsibletank procreates, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

Arf!

Is that her MySpace picture?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

not enough black eye make up

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new_matt, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

Also needs a more jaunty angle

Still, I might 'shop it later.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Needs more Kenneth Kendall

nice one sir.

*goes back to uber-lurking*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

Wincey Willis FTW!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)

needs more Dark Crystal

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

arf

*cleeeeeeek*

(creem all over your face, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

Who wants to meet a gay boy from devon?

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=246704282

(remedialhobo taste the chlamydia, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

heads for bunker

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

*follows with cake*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

mmmm bunker cake

'ningles matey.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

'Ning ghosty

How's tricks?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

Better now I have bunker cayke!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

Play school time

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)

ning all...i see the idiots are here already

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

yes!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

Nice to meet you LOL

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

It's nice to see Dyers has finally come out:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

Ur mom lol!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

/edit: might as well jack this thread: HAHAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

Haha! I've not been on that site for ages!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

LOL

Hello and welcome to stupid cunt Thursday!

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

With racism on the side:

www.b3ta.com/board/7623596

Also, that gay bloke is on £250,000+
I'm in.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Blimey!

I know bus drivers are shits but come on...
You'd take a bumming for 250K? What's the matter with you man!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

Not me.

If you've got any from Shropshire then I'll take one.

Now piss off.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

No photo of face

must be a munter...

love that tune though!

pfft

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

or maybe they're not an attention seeking whore

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

But if you're wroring yourself around the tinterwebs

people want photos

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

what a load of shite

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

you I guess

I assume the link goes to one of many sites you've been trawling

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

I believe he needs more of this...

www.myspace.com/shirleybassey

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

yes, it's

one of those

'ning b3ta

edit: *ponders effort/reply/timing ratio*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)

'tis woo, English

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

Have a click!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

I clicked

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

Sophie Marceau

....finally.
A more simplistic style this time.

Ning all!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

this... yes... yes...

sorry... she makes me all unnecessary

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)

Woohoo!

Lovely stuff, thank you :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

No problem

She did have hands but they spoilt the whole pic.
I wanna try her again from a different source.
She's lully

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

She is bloody gorgeous

I would!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

nicely!

'ning

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)

THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL

*pisses*

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

*covers in shaving foam*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)

wooness!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)

I never did like mime.........

Oh!! Sophie!

woo! and ning

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)

I love those colours

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

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spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)

is that that bloke off of football?

/standard B3ta sport response

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)

footwhat?

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

whatball?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

whatwhat?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

UNSHAVED??

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

for three weeks now!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

*lawnmow*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

actually, for some reason,

my beard has barely grown at all!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

Ha!

3 months me!

/has mighty beard ready to be shaved into handle bar mo' for Bogan Bash

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

Remember you're a whatball.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)

*remembers*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

remember, remember...

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

remember member member member...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)

pffft!

what will happen to chelski now?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

I think

were gonna lose lots and lose all our players
*cries*

Ning all

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)

ah well.......

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

shush boy, apparently we're all supposed to pretend we don't like football or something!

But if you ask me, it's the inevitable bursting of the bubble.

and Ning!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)

this means nothing to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhh Vienna!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)

This muchly^

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

ooOOOOooOOOOO

Viennaaaaaaaah!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)

dum dum, dum dum dum,

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

You can almost smell Midge Ure

'ningles matey.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)

good morrow sire,

i trust all is well.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)

Just finished my coffee

So things are looking up:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)

oooooooooh Aston Villa

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)

There's a job coming up at the Lane, Jose...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)

That's where I'll think he'll go.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)

ahhh hobo's....

the lovable tramps.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)

HAHAHA! WInner

EDIT: Grrr. Waiting for the card I use online to top up so I can sort out my WoW account. The lil git still hasn't do so yet.:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)

just reinstalled that

as Blizzard took a 3 month payment automatically (without asking me, the gits)...lucky I noticed on me statement.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

That's a bitch

What server you on? There's a few of us gathering on Lightbringer.

If it doesn't clear soon I think I'll just have to go out and get a gamecard.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)

Twisting Nether at the mo

Got a few characters here 'n' there, none on 70 though. One of me mates from Llanelli (outside of the game) has about 10-15 level 70s. He's on it all the time, plus he has 2 babies to contend with (plus shift work). He can't have time to shit.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)

Maybe they have a commode in from of the computer:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

Pfft!

Mad Mick McMad!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

splendid

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)

I'll get a pea out the way while I'm here

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)

Harhar!

Nice

(

Rico, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

*checks challenge*

Oh christ, there's been a million and 10 whinehouse posts in the last year.

*waits for floodgates to open*

Guess I'll get some work done today.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

alternate universe challenge

it's a bit shit admittedly

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)

Pffft

I love how these get added to the winehouse challenge

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)

'ning already?

*groans*

give me another five minutes!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)

'Ningalingaling!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)

which challenge is this?

'ning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)

Oi! You! Gerroff the board!

Well I promised

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)

they're having a paddy because they don't like the Winehouse one

might as well skip it this week bobs, it'll be toys out of prams for the next 6 days.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)

*skips week*

yay new image challenge!
'shop Gordon Brown'
*goes home*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)

hahaha

so true

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)

that's not it at all

it's in good humour, and a source pic of the compo-meister is too good an opportunity to miss

i have no real idea of who amy winehouse is, and she looks weird, so i'd much rather photoshop fraser

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

where does the Mictoboy reside?

I thought you were in the UK but surely everyone in the UK is aware of her either for her music or press attention?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

i am in the uk

but i don't watch much tv
and i don't listen to pop music stations
and i don't read newspapers, either

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

^this^

I ain't chucking anything out of anything.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

The 'Sod this, let's shop Fraser' compo.

may not actually be official.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

\o/ for subversion!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)

Hoof!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)

pffft!

also stick it in the original thread
www.b3ta.com/board/7629835

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)

ta...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

Wilkinson Sword's partnership with Pizza Express didn't really work out

Although the slogan "For men with smelly beards" didn't help much

I've just got in from work - night is morning, and morning is night! *brain melts*

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)

my brain melted last night, I watched "The Bill"

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)

ahhh the bill....

where eastenders 'stars' go to die....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)

What I like about the Bill

is that their cars are completely invisible when they're following anyone

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)

Shouldn't that read

Syphoning "talent" since 1983

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)

it...errr....does?

tis in italics, but it is spelt like that.

NUMPTY.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

"talent"

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:53, archived)

I think these " "

are important

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)

they certainly are :D

or "Not quite good enough for an award of any kind other than Smash Hits"

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)

note speech marks

it was a cynical remark about the ability of soap "actors", not an attack on your spelling.

HUMPTY DUMPTY.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)

damn, I numptified myself....

REVERSAL + 2500pts

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)

I still love the token bint, mind you...

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)

She always sounds like she's got a cold...

I'd wipe her nose for her

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)

glad to hear it.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)

*anagrams pizza express*

Spaz sex prize!

woo to pic!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)

'pissa exprezz'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)

Your talents are wasted on us

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

BWAHAHAHA!!

*goes to hollywood*
i'll remember you all...*

*won't really

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)

Chasing the Dragon?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Checklist
Filesize under 50K - Check was originally 46K
Picture Included (No Text on a thread) Check
Not Bindun - Check
Correct Compo - Check
Board Nazi Happiness factor - reasonable.
Spelling Nazis - Sorted (Keef stays as Keef)
Editing - Fuckit - Photobucket Tiem

Comments: When getting into Amy's pixels you realise just how hairy she is!

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)

TOAP: Check

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:37, archived)

hahah

wag

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:00, archived)

I say!

wag!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:01, archived)

I've never understood the whole TOAP thing

most pictures have text on them.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

TOAP!

Text on a Post

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)

since when did 59.3 come after 50?

;)
Also you're missing an i from Addictive, that'll upset the spelling nazis

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:03, archived)

not to mention misspelling queef richards' name.

'night all. it's bedtime in these parts.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:07, archived)

Cya peebee.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:08, archived)

nighty night fella

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:08, archived)

nitey!

have a nice kip

edit: right I'm off

I have an exciting day of adventure!
adios folks

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:18, archived)

aw =(

i have a boring day full of 'tards ahead...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

Only if they have regular exercise and a healthy diet.

and avoid stress

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:21, archived)

*passes coffe*

*hides til drunk*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:31, archived)

you're too used to the shouty wankers on this site

re-read what I've put and imagine me smiling and being polite.

The winky smiley should have given you a clue that it is in now way aggressive.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)

ok ok!!

you aren't aggresive!!
now let go of my arm!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)

It was meant tongue in cheer.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)

but it's 60k?

Damn me and my gift for maths and pointing at numpties.

'ning peeps :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:11, archived)

numpty is such a good word

:D

'ning

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:13, archived)

But it took over 3 hours to complete,

www.b3ta.com/board/7631310
So I gove a 1/2 hearted woo.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:16, archived)

working on what??!?

indonesia?!

what?!

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:17, archived)

Hmm, you may need the post that it was a reply to

1 sec......
EDIT: there...
www.b3ta.com/board/7631304

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:17, archived)

psot!

psot!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:18, archived)

3 hours

With a shitload of work in the middle. Beer time here! And 1/2 a woo is better than no woo. Kindly accepted!

(

fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

but it's it's...

sod it
'mangles genitals'

ning!!

(

McBadger COW, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:14, archived)

...kittens and skateboards...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:15, archived)

A wino is just a baby rhinocerous

/fact to tell the kids when they ask.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:17, archived)

Daddy, what's a wino?

(

ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:21, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:17, archived)

Wine-Ho!

Don't look up, for god sake, just don't.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:18, archived)

crikey!

a chap could disappear!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:19, archived)

it's one post with Amy that I actually like, woo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)

YAY!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)

Has anyone ever run a subversive 'alternative' compo?

I'm just asking. No real reason. *sighs*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:25, archived)

Any suggestions?

'Ning :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:26, archived)

'Ning, Mrs. T.

Something a bit more exciting, like "'shop paint drying".

Seriously, though. It's a bit dull, and has already been bagged by either Joe S or TGA with the great ones they did ages ago.

*mutter*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:30, archived)

awww... thankies...

I must admit I did sigh a bit when I saw it this morning...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:33, archived)

Mind you, it could have been worse...

I rather expected it to be 'shop a pirate', and to have spent the day looking at pea roasts.

:P

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:35, archived)

Which is gonna happen anyway...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

Agreed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)

Yo! T!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)

yes, last night

check the Image Challenge posts for a load of Fraser

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:30, archived)

^This.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:32, archived)

*checks*

Hahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)

crap spelling: CHECK

lolz

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mugatu, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:26, archived)

Hhahaha. 'ning all

In related Kevin Smithery...

EDIT:Mmmm Joey Lauren Adams!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:30, archived)

Blue Peter Cat Scandal !

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007430676,00.html

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:31, archived)

TOATBOAPOBP!

Text on a translucent bar on a picture of blue peter

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:32, archived)

She's a bit nice!

I wish we got blue peter here in oz!

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Ratsta, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:33, archived)

No you don't,

it's shit.

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)

but

it has cute chix0r!

In my early twenties I used to visit a friend on Wednesdays and we'd sit on the couch and drink and snack and watch the local cartoon 3 hrs and yell "show us yer tits sophie!" at the girl who presented the show.

This btw is the most popular way of presenting 'australian content' here. Take a whole bunch of foreignly produced content, cut out the foreign presenter and splice in an australian one.

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Ratsta, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:04, archived)

Oh, ok,

but it's still shit.

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:09, archived)

They were better in my day

Sarah Greene... Janet Ellis...

oh my...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:24, archived)

we had

Sophie Lee www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/387621.jpg
and
Gayle and Gillian Blakeney www.users.bigpond.net.au/louisecom/thetwins/twins%20all%20mixed%20upA.jpg
The latter were presenters of a show called Wombat, long before they were on neighbours :)

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Ratsta, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)

The first one scares me

I know the other two from Neighbours... oh yes

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)

Is it wrong...

...to want to do both mother and daughter?

At the same time?

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:35, archived)

TV IS BIG FRAUD SHOCK!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:39, archived)

this.

though the whole 'name a cat' thing is silly, and deceiving thousands of children is hilarious.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:48, archived)

and stealing their money

and being democratic and vetoing what they vote for and deciding anyway

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:52, archived)

if people send money in to a tv or radio station, they obviously can afford to lose the funds.

same as lottery ticket scams - if you're such a math noob that you 'gamble' on lotteries, you have no right to complain if the whole thing is rigged.

the veto would have ben acceptable if the cat had been givn a good name, but the difference between socks and pussy is negligible.

*goes off to fuck a sock*

:)

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:57, archived)

I don't complain the lottery is rigged

I know the universe hates me :)

I did win £10 once tho! hah! take that "probability" :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:02, archived)

we just had a scandal in these parts.

the lottery retailers and their immediate families were winning at 3000 times greater frequency than they should have, or some such.

i won $1500 or something a few years back. it was good fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:04, archived)

there was a bit of a thing a while ago

some retailers were checking the serial numbers of scratch cards and keeping any winners for themselves and putting the known no winners back in the pile for the customers to buy

wonder what sort of naughtyness detection the lottery system has :)

I guess free money and being stupid enough to think that a computer won't notice exactly what you are doing is all it takes :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:15, archived)

*plays*

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:40, archived)

TOAPity Mc TOAP TOAP

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:44, archived)

toapity toapity toap!

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPITY TOAPTPOTI TPOS

MGMLMSLNLMMGNS!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:45, archived)

Arrives late with typical reply.......

Back to cleaning the house now:(

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:12, archived)

Please, please, please, please, please...

please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...

make the bbc change its name to pussy.

I'd so watch that. Really. It'd be worth it.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:34, archived)

They are one in the same

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mugatu, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:19, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

that's very well done, have a click

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:20, archived)

one and the same, you mean.

/pedant mode. s/he's pretty!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:23, archived)

78%, just higher than zombies by about 0.25%

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:25, archived)

This makes me scared.

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:29, archived)

Better?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:38, archived)

Now it just makes me confused

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:42, archived)

i want a zombie fleshlight.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:40, archived)

YOU FUCKING BUY SIX AND GET VOIP SET AND AIDS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:44, archived)

FUCKING CUNTWAX! WHERE'S MY METH?!

YOU PROMISED ME METH!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:48, archived)

METH IS HARD TO MAKE.

I've got a giant pizza and an evangeical twuntpeg in a clown suit...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:02, archived)

not anal roberts!

off to bed, so i bid you (and all of you, eally) a good night.

oh, my hamwig meting was postponed again :( but i made something new for it that i'll post when i get back to a computer that doesn't have temper tantrums.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:06, archived)

haha

oh my

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new_matt, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

I think...

i've shagged her.....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)

needs more bumhat!

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mugatu, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)

This confuses me deeply.

But I just woke up. So yeah.

I like it, though ;)

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)

FUCK YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:02, archived)

*throws apples at him*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:03, archived)

you've been having those dreams again.

i lived in nice a long time ago. it was nice.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:03, archived)

what now?

something about onions and scrotts, well just woke up anyway, 'ning all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:06, archived)

'Ning Brownie

www.b3ta.com/board/7631408

Any more bum pics?

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:07, archived)

ningles

i will have many pictures of joy on saturday, and if i ask him nicely and buy him a sausage roll he might let me take one

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:09, archived)

Get his full name!

I'm sick of calling him Frankweld Pursewhistle

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)

your chum certainly has a way with words

www.b3ta.com/board/7623596

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)

double mofahatstand to wake up to?

nice

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)

YOU HAVE BECOME PARTIALLY FRENCHMENT

AND SHITTED ONIONS ON THE FLOORMENT!

C'EST!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:38, archived)

Hee.

Racialist.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

I call this one

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:14, archived)

Watch out! It could be one of those brain eating slimes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:17, archived)

What are you doing to my uncle?

UNCLE!? Crikey!
...
...
...
You're not stopping...

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)

WHAT A RETARD HE IS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:18, archived)

HE KNOWS A THING OR TWO

ABOUT HATS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:20, archived)

HE NEEDS TO KNOW MORE

SO THAT HE CAN MAKE THOSE SPLIT-SECOND DECISIONS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)

I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:00, archived)

FLAME ON, QUEERTARD.

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d d, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:01, archived)

Hummmn . . .

eat it . . . or . . . wear it ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:20, archived)

that's some rightous

hat contemplation going on there.

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FOONLY, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)

dont gay people put pastries on their heads.

he must be a gay person.

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d d, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!1

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mugatu, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)

SHES A HUUUMAN BEEEIINGG!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)

real queers prefer turnips for hats.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:04, archived)

OR DICKBUTTS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:12, archived)

but not a real green hat.

that's cruel.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:04, archived)

"HEY MR PASTY MAN"

"DRIVING YOUR TRANSIT VAN"
"DRIVING IT ALONG THE MAIN ROAD"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:40, archived)

Ha ha!

*click*

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

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