smells what's cookin'
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:42,
archived)
Not always,but this time, yes.
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:42,
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LOVELY!STICK ONE BETWEEN 2 SLICES OF BREAD AND I'LL PAY YOU UPON MY RETURN.
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:39,
archived)
JUST A SMIDGEON OF SALT AND PEPPER PLEASE printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:53,
archived)
Lully!Do a pelican next!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:41,
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THESE REALLY ARE LOVELY
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:43,
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OOOH!THAT'S A BIT GOOD.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:46,
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YAY FOR KINGFISHERSPEAROAST FROM YESTERDAY
(
Doomladen ms paint lover,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:47,
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anti-ris is merely less redex-y for me.same link? o_O
(
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:26,
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It's b3tards, so you should be able to mend it.It's David Bellamy's head and name, as well as a neck I made myself.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:37,
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I have no idea what you have beensmoking sir and frankly don't care. I am however impressed by your fontage as I'm sure you can't just download that.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:28,
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i thought he was dead for one horrible second!phew!
woo to the pic!!
(woo to the pic!!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:30,
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it does come across a bitRandall and Hopkirk.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:32,
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Everyone on b3ta is dead100% of FACT
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:42,
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so,is this the afterlife?
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:45,
archived)
I THINK MOST OF US ARE GOING TO HELLSO WHEN THIS CHANGES INTO THE NUTS MESSAGE BOARD, YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE DEAD.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:48,
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Ha haSuper.
I was a runner-up in a lookalike competition of him once.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:37,
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I was a runner-up in a lookalike competition of him once.
That's harsh.Whilst bushy, your moustache is not that grey yet.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:38,
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oh stop!!i have the self esteem problems around here!!
you are all the lovliness!!
(you are all the lovliness!!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:43,
archived)
*looks suspicious*well...... ok then.
as long as you know how great you look!
(as long as you know how great you look!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:47,
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It was a signed picture of him*treasures*
And thanks for the compliment. ;)
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:56,
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And thanks for the compliment. ;)
YOU ARE WIN THEN'COS I BET HE NEVER WON A PACHEY LOOKALIKE CONTEST.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:50,
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THAT'S GREAT! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:44,
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pfft, omg'ning, tuesday defence league!
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:20,
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*caps Prof*My computer's buggered
I'm secretly logged in on the FTP server...
(I'm secretly logged in on the FTP server...
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:33,
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shhh!!keep it down or they'll hear you!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:35,
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Those don't look like Blessed's eyes....kitten, chair, never leave, etc etc etc
;)
(;)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21,
archived)
you have many inhospitable comedic deserts to traverse before you'll get 'em all.enjoy the walk confused stagger. :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:27,
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pull up a chair and photoshop a kitten.because you'll never leave here.
not with your soul anyways.
=)
(not with your soul anyways.
=)
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:28,
archived)
there are some thingsthat you will just have to accept that you will get used to.
In the manner of girls. And sperm.
(In the manner of girls. And sperm.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:33,
archived)
HAHAHAHA"TAKE THAT RED POWER RANGER!"
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:26,
archived)
pfff!howq very oriGINal!
see what i did there?
pull up a kitten, etc.
(see what i did there?
pull up a kitten, etc.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:25,
archived)
IS ITBRIAN BLESSED'S BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING?
( Doomladen ms paint lover,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:31,
archived)
YAYFOR THE BIG MAN WITH THE BIG VOICE!
( Doomladen ms paint lover,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:33,
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HELL YESI LIKE YOUR STYLE MR NEW PERSON
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:32,
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DBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBE!!!!!!!!!!
is b3ta host uploadz borked? I jus tried it repeatedly. It's not been working too well for me for a while now.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10,
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THIS IS WIN, TAKE NOTE ANYONE THAT FAILS The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11,
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god lord!can you imagine the air tanks he'd need to keep his gargantuan lungs filled?!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13,
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*glowers* ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:16,
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TANKS??DONT YOU MEAN THE 18 GAS TANKERS FOLLOWING ON BEHIND HIM?
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:15,
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS?GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS?
WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU MEEEEAN?
(WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU MEEEEAN?
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:17,
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YES GAS'CUZ U CANT HAVE OIL TANKERS NOW CAN YOU! IM PRETTY SURE HE ISNT A ROBOT.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:19,
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WELL WHAT KIND OF TANKS IS OXYGEN SHIPPED IN?THE ANSWER IS GAS TANKS FOOL!
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:22,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOXYGEN TANKS FOOL!!!!!!!!!
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:34,
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oxymoron?
Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:39,
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BUT HE'S NOT GIVING BIRTH EITHER! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:20,
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*Gurgles*Excellent!
The b3ta up loader seems erratic most of the time these days
(The b3ta up loader seems erratic most of the time these days
Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:15,
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ARF!THAT'S VERY TERRY GILLIAM.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:20,
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THANKYOU,IT'S VERY LOUD HERE TODAY.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:23,
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FEARSTHE AQUATIC, BLESSED, CLARKSON, HUSSAIN HYBRID
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:19,
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE FOUND HIM! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:26,
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HEHEHEHE! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:32,
archived)
I think it's fromSan Andreas
An airline in there is called Juanq Air or something
(An airline in there is called Juanq Air or something
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01,
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What - the 'puter game?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
archived)
I DIDN'T GET TO WHERE I AM TODAYBY BEING A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN A HUGELY POPULAR VIOLENT VIDEO GAME REGGIE!
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05,
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I'm listening to Radio Fourno mention of Rob
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:58,
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You and Yours!!!!!Arrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
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He was on the prog about jokesbefore that started, talking about the Sickipedia. Barry Cryer introduced him as the Ginger Führer from "bee-three-tee-ay"
(
BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11,
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Seriously?I missed that then, must of been on one of my tea making trips
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:16,
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HE MET BARRY CRYER?LUCKY CUNT.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:17,
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Mr Cryer is a Comedy God.I had the uber-pleasure of meeting him in the pub after a Clue recording many moons ago, when they still recorded at the Paris Studios.
What a top bloke.
(What a top bloke.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:20,
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NICE.THE BLOKE IS A FUCKING LEGEND.
THEY HAD HIM ON AS A SPECIAL GUEST FOR A CHRISTMAS RECORDING OF THE NOW SHOW A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK. THE ENTIRE CAST WERE ALL BOWING DOWN TO HIM WHEN HE CAME ON STAGE.
(THEY HAD HIM ON AS A SPECIAL GUEST FOR A CHRISTMAS RECORDING OF THE NOW SHOW A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK. THE ENTIRE CAST WERE ALL BOWING DOWN TO HIM WHEN HE CAME ON STAGE.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:23,
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It sounded like Rob'sbit was pre-recorded so I doubt he met Barry Cryer.
So maybeLUCKY CUNT is more appropriate ;)
(So maybe
BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:24,
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I have performed on stage* with Barry Cryerand that beareded dead bloke
*was picked out as drunk enough to be a stooge
(*was picked out as drunk enough to be a stooge
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:40,
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haha, to think thatRob would sat to some junior researcher..
"they call me the ginger fuhrer....."
His talking head status knows no bounds. He will take over the world as we know it ( or at least take over any shite TV that has '100 best/worst/' in the title )
("they call me the ginger fuhrer....."
His talking head status knows no bounds. He will take over the world as we know it ( or at least take over any shite TV that has '100 best/worst/' in the title )
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:23,
archived)
he should give autographs to the winners of the compo's!;)
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:32,
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Best of all the weekdays The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:04,
archived)
hahaha, ok, followed closely by another day of the week ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13,
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in what capacity? ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01,
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64 seated passengers20 standing
1 wheelchair
(1 wheelchair
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
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ONLY ONE WHEELCHAIR?!!!what a fucking world.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03,
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And Madeline McCann in the bag. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03,
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RADIO 4 IS ACEYOU HOWEVER, AREN'T.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
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I SECOND THAT EMOTION The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13,
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and next up on Radio 4, the Muppet forecastNorth Utsire, fine, with cold front moving in:
Fisher: chance of force 4
Juan Quar: moving off slowly with tail between legs
Dogger: Steve McFadden
(Fisher: chance of force 4
Juan Quar: moving off slowly with tail between legs
Dogger: Steve McFadden
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
archived)
ARF!DID YOU HEAR MY SHOOTING FORECAST SKETCH?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03,
archived)
blast, I missed it sir! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:04,
archived)
SOUNDS BETTER READ OUT BY A PROPER ACTOR, LIKE.GRAMS: FINAL BARS OF ‘SAILING BY’
VOICE OVER:
And now the Shooting Forecast, issued by the Met Police on behalf of the Serious Organised Crime Agency at double oh one five today.
There are warnings of Glocks in Moss Side, Peckham, Haringey and Glasgow.
The gun crime synopsis at one nine double oh.
Hijack 10 miles North of Belfast. AK-47, firing rapidly. Expected Lundy M-16 by one nine double oh tomorrow.
The area forecasts for the next 24 hours:
Tooting Bec, South Shields, Lewisham. Northern gangs blasting Southern gangs, five to seven rounds fired, moderate to good aim.
Liverpool, Nottingham, Mitcham. Magnum 357, Six shots or only five. Lucky punk. Showers of blood later, violence high, occasionally moderate.
And now the reports from coastal police stations.
Semi Automatic, 9 millimetre, steady aim. Rob a Bank, 15 years, rising slowly.
And that concludes the Shooting Forecast issued double oh one five today.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:08,
archived)
hahaha, superb stuff, sir! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09,
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THE AUDIENCE SEEMED TO LIKE IT :) Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10,
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If I gave a fuck about what was on Radio 4, I'd probably listen to Radio 4.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03,
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It DOES have ISIHAC though... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05,
archived)
it means...www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clue/
click on the 'favourite moments' in the text to hear some sample audio clips - I recommend starting with the one called 'Samantha' or 'sound charades'
(click on the 'favourite moments' in the text to hear some sample audio clips - I recommend starting with the one called 'Samantha' or 'sound charades'
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10,
archived)
Bah!You skilfully avoided my cunning trap :(
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10,
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quite so, I'm like that ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11,
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he's too wily for us.... ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:12,
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*wilys* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13,
archived)
ouch!!!my eye!!!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:16,
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What's that?The best things on Radio 4 are the Archers and Afinkawan's show.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:08,
archived)
eh?a b3tan on the radio?!
what show is this then?
(what show is this then?
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09,
archived)
RECORDED FOR TRAINING PURPOSESTHURSDAYS AT 11 PM.
YOU'VE MISSED THE FIRST 2 OR THREE SHOWS ALREADY BUT ONE OF THEM WILL BE ON LISTEN AGAIN STILL.
(YOU'VE MISSED THE FIRST 2 OR THREE SHOWS ALREADY BUT ONE OF THEM WILL BE ON LISTEN AGAIN STILL.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11,
archived)
cool!i don't have speakers though...
are you one of the winners then?
which one are you.. Ben Willbond?!!
(are you one of the winners then?
which one are you.. Ben Willbond?!!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:15,
archived)
HE'S ONE OF THE ACTORS (he's the bloke who takes a sweet off Vinnie Jones in that AA advert).I'M ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THE COMPO WHO GETS TO WRITE FOR THE SHOW.
US POOR WRITERS AREN'T LISTED ON THE WEBSITE BUT I GET A CREDIT ON THE BROADCAST.
(US POOR WRITERS AREN'T LISTED ON THE WEBSITE BUT I GET A CREDIT ON THE BROADCAST.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:17,
archived)
wow!!thats ace!
will it open lots of doors for as a writer?
(will it open lots of doors for as a writer?
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:19,
archived)
i dropped this:you
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:20,
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PROBABLY NOTBUT PERHAPS SOME.
I HAVE NO GREAT AMBITIONS TO BE A COMEDY WRITER, I'D NEVER WRITTEN A SKETCH BEFORE - I JUST SAW THE COMPO AND THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A GO.
(I HAVE NO GREAT AMBITIONS TO BE A COMEDY WRITER, I'D NEVER WRITTEN A SKETCH BEFORE - I JUST SAW THE COMPO AND THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A GO.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21,
archived)
kudos to you my master! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:22,
archived)
IT'S BEEN FUN DOING ITSO EVEN IF NOTHING MORE COMES OF IT, IT'S BEEN GOOD.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:25,
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I'm not saying it's shit at all.Truthfully, I don't know 'cos I don't listen to it.
Just I don't really need a bulletin documenting when some bloke I don't know happens to be mentioned on air. On that radio station or in or on any other form of media.
Which seems a starkly obvious thing to say, but some people, it appears, think I need to know this.
Personally I wouldn't give a snifter of a flying nutshit if my own mother were mentioned on cocking Radio cocking bastard 4.
(Just I don't really need a bulletin documenting when some bloke I don't know happens to be mentioned on air. On that radio station or in or on any other form of media.
Which seems a starkly obvious thing to say, but some people, it appears, think I need to know this.
Personally I wouldn't give a snifter of a flying nutshit if my own mother were mentioned on cocking Radio cocking bastard 4.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13,
archived)
this is my favourite reply today
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:18,
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I listen to Radio 4as does our mother. She hasnt yet been mentioned on Radio 4.
I even listen to Gardeners question time - now who is the older out of the two of us.....
(I even listen to Gardeners question time - now who is the older out of the two of us.....
DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:19,
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Is it me?You probably don't even know.
Last time I saw you you didn't, at least.
(Last time I saw you you didn't, at least.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21,
archived)
well....if it was a quiz on who was older i would have /win - but asking for specific years... thats a little more tricky. It involves all sorts of numbers and memory games.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:22,
archived)
Here's a simplification for you...x = my present age
y = your present age
x = y + 5
You see how it works?
Algebra: be afraid.
(y = your present age
x = y + 5
You see how it works?
Algebra: be afraid.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:28,
archived)
aha, but algebra = failIF currentdate = 06/05 (greater than) 05/06
then x = y+4
else x = y+5
too far?
had to wordify the greater than due to coding issues. Im also not delcaring my variables..
(then x = y+4
else x = y+5
too far?
had to wordify the greater than due to coding issues. Im also not delcaring my variables..
DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:31,
archived)
Shall we invade the talk board posting pictures?I can see people losing the will to live
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:12,
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NAHIT WON'T LET YOU POST PICTURES.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:24,
archived)
I got an email read on 6music talking about Brian Blessed and his Beard!ooo sorry I MEAN
I GOT AN EMAIL READ ON 6MUSIC TALKING ABOUT BRIAN BLESSED AND HIS BEARD!
(I GOT AN EMAIL READ ON 6MUSIC TALKING ABOUT BRIAN BLESSED AND HIS BEARD!
w3rthers because you're someone very special too,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13,
archived)
Ning, peeps.Looks like Hilary's gone back to modelling.....
What should I draw the'day?
(
What should I draw the'day?
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:56,
archived)
two deitiessitting in the pub drinking mild, smoking roll ups and having a chat.
edit: oh and nice pic, very nice
(edit: oh and nice pic, very nice
Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:57,
archived)
This.Make sure the tobacco they're smoking is an obscure brand.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:00,
archived)
Edgar Moot : renowned Pipingrad author prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:58,
archived)
fo shizzle ma nizzle prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:00,
archived)
How does one refer to the word "sizzle" in schtreet?As in "My sossigis is sizzling fo shizzle".
I'm shure that gangstaz have barbeques too!
(I'm shure that gangstaz have barbeques too!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
archived)
sizzle sauzizzle on tha grizzles..fo shizzle prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05,
archived)
wouldnt it besishizzle?
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21,
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RONALD THE BARBARIAN HEDGEHOGON A MOUND OF DEFEATED OTTERS
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:58,
archived)
BRIAN BLESSED BECAUSE TODAY IS HIS DAY. The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:59,
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I think you should draw......a beautiful landscape with just one tiny detail frighteningly wrong.
Yes I know I've requested it before.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:00,
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Yes I know I've requested it before.
then draw tits on it :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:06,
archived)
my hospital is building a helipad.the ramp they put on so you can get down from it was an after thought!
draw what would happen if the numptys never put the ramp on.
(draw what would happen if the numptys never put the ramp on.
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:00,
archived)
They're building a new wing on the hospital near me......I can't see it taking off
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03,
archived)
flying pigsand a giant trying to catch them like butterflies :)
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01,
archived)
I'd start with the curtains.Then you can draw whatever you like, with no fear of anyone seeing what you are doing.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01,
archived)
Yeah, I know. :)I was going to to ask him to do a Bowl of Enchanted Ants Eggs, but I've asked that before and he didn't seem all that keen.
Good morning to you, sir. Everything well with you in this best of all possible worlds?
/panglossian blog
(Good morning to you, sir. Everything well with you in this best of all possible worlds?
/panglossian blog
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09,
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It would be much better were I at home with Jess.However I'm putting a brave face on it and getting on with some w*rk.
You well?
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11,
archived)
You well?
Currently being covered by an avalanche of the the aforementioned w*rkI shall await the 'St. Bernard' of a Pub Lunch to rescue me before the yanks all start checking in.
But, apart from that, pretty good actually.
(But, apart from that, pretty good actually.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:18,
archived)
BRIAN BLESSED, OBVIOUSLY. Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
archived)
BRIAN BLESSED AS VULTAN The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05,
archived)
More Leggy filth please :)or Chloe in her School-Uniform
(with Kat along the side with a sceptical look)
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21,
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(with Kat along the side with a sceptical look)
The results of Scarlet's driving lessonA mangled vespa
Art looking like he's in terrible pain
Scarlet looking all innocent with puppy-dog eyes saying "It's not my fault"
(Art looking like he's in terrible pain
Scarlet looking all innocent with puppy-dog eyes saying "It's not my fault"
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:58,
archived)
Nicely*wanders off to google Sandhal Bergman*
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:56,
archived)
hehe - you caught me once, but once is enough.;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:24,
archived)
HahahahahaIt's a Paedo(TM)!
EDIT: I did one!
(EDIT: I did one!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:41,
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IS IT MICHAEL PALIN?YOU HAVE TWIRLED THIS ONE TOO MUCH.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:45,
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BWAHAHAHAHA!HIS DISGUISE IS COMPLETE!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:47,
archived)
Ricardo Montalbanfrom that episode of Columbo where he's a bullfighter in Mexico.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:47,
archived)
Do you work for the Churman police?If you don't, you should!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:51,
archived)
it'sa fluffy bunny
A nasty rape-o-matic bunnyphile.
(A nasty rape-o-matic bunnyphile.
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:41,
archived)
it's Brian Blessed's birthdayTHEREFORE EVERYONE IS BEING QUITE LOUD
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:43,
archived)
Is it Jason Donovan dressed as a potato? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:42,
archived)
Rodger Rabbit?But he isnt a baddy.
*rethinks*
(*rethinks*
@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:42,
archived)
is it the hamburgerler? Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:43,
archived)
Is it that bloke that fucks kidsGordon Brown
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:44,
archived)
Peedo bunny!Quick, burn his house down without thinking things through properly.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:46,
archived)
HAHAHAHA printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:47,
archived)
bugger I wuz b3tan :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:47,
archived)
YAY... SEXY CARROT TIEM!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:58,
archived)
NEEDS MORE DOC COX! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:59,
archived)
NOTHING, REPEAT, NOTHING EVER NEEDS MORE DOC COX! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01,
archived)
LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH UNTWIRLED TO -597 DEGREES:-)
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:49,
archived)
ALL THE NEWS COVERAGE THAT THIS GOTAND IT'S SO SIMPLE THAT EVEN *I* CAN DO IT..!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03,
archived)
OF COURSE.... THEY EMPLOYED.....
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:16,
archived)
GET THEM IN TO PRODUCTION. POST HASTE!OH AND SELL ME TEN OF THEM.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:28,
archived)
*fixes the doctors caps lock*
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:29,
archived)
ARE YOU NOT AWARE WHAT DAY IT IS LOWLY HUMAN The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:39,
archived)
THE BLESSED IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM FORGIVES YOU. The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:42,
archived)
Good Stuffing next! Edit/ how rude...WOO!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:29,
archived)
that look more likegayvy lol
ningles squire.
(ningles squire.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:29,
archived)
ninglesI emailed you, you basket wrench, partly frayed!
And you never replied.
:'(
(And you never replied.
:'(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:32,
archived)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheric bristo
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:31,
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Lovely gravy!(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:31,
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yes I knowI tried that but couldn't bring myself to do it
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:32,
archived)
My first idea was"Good gravy"
pic
"Good Gravy!"
but I thought it was too confusing.
(pic
"Good Gravy!"
but I thought it was too confusing.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:45,
archived)
THE COMPETITION HOTS UP. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:33,
archived)
Bah, he stole my*idea before I could get it into production
*your
(*your
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:44,
archived)
Good Gravy!Thanks, it's just brown and water
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:38,
archived)
I'm going to have to make some gravyand pour it on chips now
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:36,
archived)
ha blessed is a legendi love blessed hmmm i wonder why they have never made a blessed alarm clock ... waaaaaaaaake up !! lol
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:21,
archived)
Quickthere is still time to ninja!
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:22,
archived)
Sorrybut it appears you lost your pic before you posted...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
diablo290582 Professional.....something.,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:22,
archived)
NOW READ IT AGAIN.THIS TIME TRY TO GET PAST THE FIRST WORD. THE STUFF NOT UNDERLINED IN RED IS EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:31,
archived)
Oh, so we are choosing the read rules and only acknowlege stuff which means we can have a bitch at people?It a rule. One rule. The question is asked "Can I do this". The question is answered "Yes". End of story I should imagine.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:33,
archived)
Yes.If you'd looked at this site before joining, you would have seen that.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:37,
archived)
NOT AT ALL..I'M GUESSING YOU ALSO GOT A TAD SCORCHED BY STARTING A NON PICCY THREAD THEN SCURRIED OFF TO FIND A WORD IN THE FAQ THAT ABSOLVED YOU.
AS WELL AS READING THE FAQ IT ALSO PAYS TO SPEND A WEE WHILE LOOKING AT WHAT GOES ON THE BOARD, AND FAMILIARISING YOURSELF WITH IT.
HOW MANY THREADS HAVE YOU SEEN IN THE LAST WEEK THAT START SANS PICCY, VERY FEW I'LL WAGER, YOU WILL HAVE ALSO NOTED THEY ARE, AS A RULE, MET WITH A SIMILAR REACTION.
I'M NOT REALLY IN FAVOUR OF MASSIVE FLAMING, YOU WILL NOTE MY ORIGINAL COMMENT ALSO CONTAINED A HANDY BIT OF FRIENDLY ADVISE.
(AS WELL AS READING THE FAQ IT ALSO PAYS TO SPEND A WEE WHILE LOOKING AT WHAT GOES ON THE BOARD, AND FAMILIARISING YOURSELF WITH IT.
HOW MANY THREADS HAVE YOU SEEN IN THE LAST WEEK THAT START SANS PICCY, VERY FEW I'LL WAGER, YOU WILL HAVE ALSO NOTED THEY ARE, AS A RULE, MET WITH A SIMILAR REACTION.
I'M NOT REALLY IN FAVOUR OF MASSIVE FLAMING, YOU WILL NOTE MY ORIGINAL COMMENT ALSO CONTAINED A HANDY BIT OF FRIENDLY ADVISE.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:43,
archived)
Actually, I have never started a thread without a picture.But being an arrogant wanker is no way to get your point across.
All that will happen is that people will think your a twat and ignore you.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01,
archived)
All that will happen is that people will think your a twat and ignore you.
Caps really doesn;t help youJust makes you look like a 12 year old with no clue about e-etiquette.
Yes you may have a point in that mass but I just see an abusive post I'm not going to bother reading
(Yes you may have a point in that mass but I just see an abusive post I'm not going to bother reading
Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:01,
archived)
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/8767
AS I SAID, FAMILIARISATION
(AS I SAID, FAMILIARISATION
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05,
archived)
you've just come onto the board, haven't you The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:06,
archived)
chutney ferret.realise you have done wrong and apologise.
The FAQ is a guide which has not really evolved as the board has.
really the board rules these days are decided by majority rule, you are currently a minority. be sorry.
(The FAQ is a guide which has not really evolved as the board has.
really the board rules these days are decided by majority rule, you are currently a minority. be sorry.
Just Flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09,
archived)
It still says Yes.I reality it says Yes, but.
Nevertheless, it still says yes.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:34,
archived)
Nevertheless, it still says yes.
do shut up and stop being an arsethere's a reason that we have a talk board..to stop idiots coming on here.
you should go have a look
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:39,
archived)
Immediately after that it goes on to sayPlease be considerate to others though, the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."
Which basically means not giving a fuck about other b3tan's work, which isn't very fluffy is it?
(Which basically means not giving a fuck about other b3tan's work, which isn't very fluffy is it?
Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:41,
archived)
And shout/being obnoxious to new people is fluffy?I am not saying you do that, just it seems that some people on here have so little going for them in life that they feel the need to bully people online for their own sense of self importance.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:02,
archived)
I hope you have plenty of stuff going on in lifebecause with this attitude you'll be on everyone's ignore list pretty fast.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11,
archived)
If people want to put me on their ignore list they are welcome to.I come here to look at pictures, not get wrapped up in some kind of internet pissing-contest to see who can be in the clique of 'veterans' who shun everyone else.
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:12,
archived)
goddamAll that people are trying to say is 'be considerate'
If you are not then you willingly open the door to abuse.
(If you are not then you willingly open the door to abuse.
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:02,
archived)
I think he may have done you there.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:40,
archived)
BLESS YA HEARTDELETE THIS, THEN POP IT IN AS A REPLY TO A PICTURE POST AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN.
AS A RULE NEW THREADS SHOULD START WITH A PRETTY PICTURE. UNLESS YOU HAVE EARTH SHATTERING NEWS THAT WE NEED TO KNOW, OR YOU ARE ROB, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE. ALL OF THIS AND MORE CAN BE FOUND IN THE FAQ.
(AS A RULE NEW THREADS SHOULD START WITH A PRETTY PICTURE. UNLESS YOU HAVE EARTH SHATTERING NEWS THAT WE NEED TO KNOW, OR YOU ARE ROB, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE. ALL OF THIS AND MORE CAN BE FOUND IN THE FAQ.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:23,
archived)
is your first name "Master"?It would explain alot.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:23,
archived)
Amusingly-shaped fruit and vegetables. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:23,
archived)
*sings theme to the flumps to self* prick!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:25,
archived)
You have clearly joined a site you know nothing about.Feel free to go away again.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:25,
archived)
YOU DO NOT LOVE BLESSED. YOU'VE NOT EVEN USED CAPSAND YOU FAILED MASSIVELY. BLESSED NEVER FAILS SO YOU ARE SHAMING HIS GOOD NAME. BURN THE HERETIC EVERYONE.
FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME
(FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME
The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:26,
archived)
^ ThisTrust him. He's a doctor.
( diablo290582 Professional.....something.,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:28,
archived)
I AM EATING A SAUSAGE AND FRIED EGG ROLLWITH LOADS OF PEPPER ON IT AND IT IS QUITE TASTY.
(
The Duke of Prunes,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:26,
archived)
HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT. The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:29,
archived)
NO!IT'S NOT LUNCHTIME. I HAD CRISPS WITH THAT INSTEAD.
( The Duke of Prunes,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:35,
archived)
BRAW!HAVE CHIPS WITH THOSE CRISPS!
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:39,
archived)
OF COURSE, HOW COULD I BE SO WRONG? The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:39,
archived)
you have violatedthe intellectual property rights of the Blessed estate - please hand yourself in at the nearest police station and quote ref: 1M4PEADO
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:27,
archived)
Found out today I share my birthday with Brian Blessed :D
There might well be a few dramatic readings at my party :).
happy birthdayis that you?!
if so PHWOOOOOOOAAAAAARGH!
(if so PHWOOOOOOOAAAAAARGH!
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:13,
archived)
he's a bit young for you isn't he?*scarpers*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:15,
archived)
*scowls*yes, obviously, but he is hairy and scruffy and therefore shows potential
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:16,
archived)
I've got a beard on my arseI call it arsebeard
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:20,
archived)
yeswith little silver bells tied on the ends
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:27,
archived)
oo noI tried that, the jingling attracted a centipede
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:29,
archived)
oh noes!centipedes are all of the scary and I would not want one near my arse-beard!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:34,
archived)
Afraid not. My beard is not nearly so luxuriant *cries*I have the tits to make up for it though :)
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:15,
archived)
oh welltits are ace so good for you!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:17,
archived)
YOU'RE ALL ABOUT THE BEARD.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:16,
archived)
You are Jesus cheating at Hide n' SeekAICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:16,
archived)
happy birthday then.. prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:14,
archived)
Hahahaha"Dive."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:14,
archived)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:15,
archived)
where did you get a picture of fatter me?also - happy birthday too ya - happy birthday... where's that Aqua Teen song...?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:25,
archived)
FROM THE FUTUREYou look like this guy? I think Debbilgirl might like a word...
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:32,
archived)
The Ducktor Quackins Diet Revolution
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:12,
archived)
Ha Ha!Atkins is my favourite diet invented by a man who died as a result of his obesity.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:20,
archived)
Does nay matter. We all love a good fail! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:27,
archived)
HAHAHAAllegedly one of the most famous Faked pictures in history.
( Just Flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:10,
archived)
It's those Lordi fuckers innit mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:19,
archived)
perhaps he should go out and get shit-faced?/very nice - welcome aboard
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:07,
archived)
let the poo gags commence!lo fella. No I haven't yet:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:08,
archived)
'ning fella The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:10,
archived)
WHAT HAPPENED TO CAPS LOCK TUESDAY? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:14,
archived)
F'KIN 'ELL, YOU'RE RIGHTPOWDER ME DOWN, YOU SLUT!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:15,
archived)
CAPS LOCK WHAT?WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST PERSON TO BE TOLD ANYTHING?
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:18,
archived)
AwwwwWell he can meet my botty, but he has a bit of a shit attitude.
Woo.
and 'ning all.
(Woo.
and 'ning all.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:07,
archived)
You won't be for long.*drops pants*
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:08,
archived)
I'll wipe that frownoff his face.
Oh.
(Oh.
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:08,
archived)
At least the flapis hanging on the OUTSIDE.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:08,
archived)
Some people are willing to argue a long timeabout which way round a toilet roll should be hung.
...I found to my expense the other night. Gawd.
(...I found to my expense the other night. Gawd.
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:10,
archived)
why not just use the seat, like someone in my office does Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:11,
archived)
DOn't mention flapYou know what'll happen!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:10,
archived)
ARF!INSIDE MAKES IT LESS LIKELY THE CATS WILL PULL THE WHOLE THING OFF THE ROLL.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:15,
archived)
when you post you get yummy toast!! :Dwell at least i wish you did... anyway hi :)
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:08,
archived)
aaaw :)the end is near
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:09,
archived)
and now we face, the final 2-ply... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:12,
archived)
aww :(Be thankful.. guess what they're going to do to you! o_o
( Cae1,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:10,
archived)
Nothing is as forlorn as a lonely piece of toilet paper(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:11,
archived)
I just clicked i like this, because i quite like this image. Just Flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:12,
archived)
That would be a good reason to do it. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:13,
archived)
She looks exhausted! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:15,
archived)
The Lego'ers were always bullying him...
Just because he's different.
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:04,
archived)
haha!lego can bully whatever it wants.
it's the bestest.
(it's the bestest.
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:07,
archived)
Wow, very nicely,i don't normally like the whole peppers thing, but this is very nicely done.
( Just Flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:01,
archived)
Yes i knowSometimes i feel sorry for Mr.Peppers...He had beter made a © from his face..He would be rich now..
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:04,
archived)
Whilst that is peppersThat is a very well done pic.
Have a tentative woo?
(Have a tentative woo?
Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:02,
archived)
..
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:54,
archived)
hahahaha!!acers!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:57,
archived)
HAHA FLYYYYYYYY FISHIIIIIIING??? BY J. R. R. HARTLEEEEEEEY?I'm getting a bad feeling that Blessed is dead. Please someone, tell me it isn't so.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:01,
archived)
yay!ace
I shall attempt to shout 'IS THAT SOME SORT OF WANKING MACHINE?!' at least once today
(I shall attempt to shout 'IS THAT SOME SORT OF WANKING MACHINE?!' at least once today
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:02,
archived)
Hello new personwelcome, but we generally use this board for photos and www.b3ta.com/links for links.
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:54,
archived)
i don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight i fear the most.i'd rather have a piece of toast...
/or summat.
(/or summat.
- D - SharkTrousers,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:56,
archived)
Posting a link? Consider using the links board
I can't believe nobody pointed that out to you....
Oh, wait. That would have been the first thing you saw when going to post a new message. You just decided to ignore it.
(I can't believe nobody pointed that out to you....
Oh, wait. That would have been the first thing you saw when going to post a new message. You just decided to ignore it.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:56,
archived)
NICE ONE YOU FUCKING COCKSMOKERYOU SMELL LIKE MY SHITTY FETID MIMSY
YES I DO WANNA GET NAWTY STEPPED, IT'S THE ONLLY WAY I'LL GET ANY WORK DONE, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE SHITBURGLING SNOTGRUBBING FUCKNUGGET
(YES I DO WANNA GET NAWTY STEPPED, IT'S THE ONLLY WAY I'LL GET ANY WORK DONE, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE SHITBURGLING SNOTGRUBBING FUCKNUGGET
Just Flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:00,
archived)
woah nelly!!chill yo white train down or ur gonna blow right off yo tracks fo shizzle
(,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:05,
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NICE ONE YOU FUCKING COCKSMOKERYOU SMELL LIKE MY SHITTY FETID MIMSY
YES I DO WANNA GET NAWTY STEPPED, IT'S THE ONLLY WAY I'LL GET ANY WORK DONE, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE SHITBURGLING SNOTGRUBBING FUCKNUGGET
(YES I DO WANNA GET NAWTY STEPPED, IT'S THE ONLLY WAY I'LL GET ANY WORK DONE, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE SHITBURGLING SNOTGRUBBING FUCKNUGGET
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:11,
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woah nelly!!chill yo white train down or ur gonna blow right off yo tracks fo shizzle
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Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:13,
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Gah...I could've spent the rest of my days in a profanity loop. It's detrimental to the health, you know.
Are you trying to kill me?
(Are you trying to kill me?
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:27,
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Looks like a council worker to mePosting a link? Consider using the links board .
Couldn't read an instruction manual if it hit them in the face.
FAQs are - Thatta Way -
(Couldn't read an instruction manual if it hit them in the face.
FAQs are - Thatta Way -
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:04,
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don't feel badeveryone makes mistakes
have a biscuit to console yourself
(have a biscuit to console yourself
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:13,
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Don't sweat it man/woman/plantJust post another thing soon, with a self made image in it, and you'll be just fiiiine.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:18,
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the best thing to dokeep doing it over and over untill everyone is pulling their hair out :P
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Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:19,
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That's what I did.Of course, b3tans all got their revenge by voting up my QOTW and I've since been identified in the office under this nickname, too.
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Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:51,
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<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/fail_l_plates.gif">CONGRATS YOU WIN THE HAT, JUST PASTE THIS CODE ^ AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST!
THIS WILL MAKE EVERYTHING OK AGAIN AND RESTORE THE BALANCE ON THE BOARD.
WELCOME!
(THIS WILL MAKE EVERYTHING OK AGAIN AND RESTORE THE BALANCE ON THE BOARD.
WELCOME!
XLVII .uk,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:22,
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