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(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

Haha

Nice.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Much better than the rest of the posts in this bandwagon

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

sunshine, lollipops and

rainbows, everything
that's wonderful is sure to come your WAY
when your in love to stay

shameless self promotion

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

When you've got kids locked in your basement

Lala la la laaaaaa

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

That song is used in a Simpsons episode

*wracking brain for trivia...*

Wiggum is listening to it on his car radio in the "Thelma & Louise" episode.

And relax.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

calming himself

after seeing ghost cars...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

that is brilliant

i'm a happier bunny now.
i have *clicked it accordingly.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

Arf!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

If you don't mind I'll just leave this here....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

BADUM!

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

Oh yes!

I know who'll lurve this! Woo!
PUUUUUN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

hahaha

if you don't mind, i'll deface it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

Sir, you may deface away as much as you like.

*bows before the master*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

master? haha

I prefer the term "wanker".

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

You do yourself a disservice, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

then i shall make a point of calling you wanker hence forth.

at any given opportunity.

wanker.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

thanks.

accuracy is the key to self-actualisation.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

John Locke?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

No.

With added 'no'.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

Super-Heroes 3 - "Wardrobe Malfunction"

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

Eeeewwww!

...is right!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

hahahaha

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

Hahaha

I know how he feels,
My trousers are tighter than I remember them being.

:P

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XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

pfff!

spider cock, spider cock, does whatever a spider cock does...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

Wipes it on the curtains!

Sprays a web!

Lookout! Here comes Spider-Cock!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

if he goes bad

does he spray venom?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

I would!

Either that or just a whole hell of a lot more!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

he will drown us all!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

quick!

to the hydrofoil!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

hahahaha!!

bestest so far!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

Hahaha

I like these

TJ : Did someone post a prophetic image in the last coupla days re this?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

didn't see one.

you're clear for take off.
another splendid roodie post btw

edit/ seems i missed ivesb's masterpiece.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Think there was one in the Amy Winehouse compo

seem to vaguely remember it

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7630923

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

arf!!

i missed that one!

damn! now it looks like i stole the idea!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

haha!

lets face it, pretty much everything ever has been covered on this board, even stuff that is yet to happen.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

it was a FUHL

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

yessum

www3.barnesy.org/board/7684523

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

Lovely thanks

I'm used to seeing the news on b3ta before I see it elsewhere, but not before it happens...

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

lottery numbers anyone?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

Hahahaha

I'd enter for once

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

7 15 23 25 39 41

Bonus ball 4

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

*runs to the shop*

*doesn't have a pound*
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

haha

I love all of these

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Aggressive little bugger

First post after years of lurking, be gentle pls ...

(eek-girl, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

4 years?!!

Top lurkage! Nice pic, too. Keep at it!

At this rate, your apples will be in your lap for your first big-round-number post!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hahaha

I've just seen your bi-focal pic.

Best laugh I've had all day.

*looks up local opticians on net*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

Thanks quite a bit!

That means a lot to me, coming from a person of your obvious hummusity.

hummusness?

hummusatiousness?

um, I like your stuff too.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

Many thanks.

Though most of my stuffs just naff jokes and second rate porn :P

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

more of this^^!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

more of that ^^

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

*grins*

I'll have to have a think of something, then.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

Of course I'm always open to suggestions.

Or source pics from female boarders who're approaching large round numbers and want something a bit special. :P

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

mmm large round numbers

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

We already know about YOUR big round numbers, hon!

~~know~~ dream

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

ooo, too late!

just passed 2000

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Close enough!

ToGTFO!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

'nings

you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

'ello luv!

How are you this fine and sugar-coated morning?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

sore!

had a tooth pulled before, my gum keeps bleeding. the taste in my mouth is foul :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

Dental TMI!!

I feel your pain.

Can I move on to feeling something else soon?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

touch

my gum hole :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

With my

tongue?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

no, with cotton woll, silly!

gotta go, i'm spitting blood here :(

laters.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Where's the award for the most disturbing mental imagery when you need it?

We have a winnar!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

Did you have gas to knock you out?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

just a jab.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

No need to worry about what the foul taste is, then.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

there are 4 people in the usa with my name....

bastards!!
i want it back!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

Only 4?

I thought Ben was quite a common name?

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

and my last name

and i'm the best Ben there is!*

*is actually the crappest.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

No you're not.

You're only the third crappest.

*adjusts confidence circuit*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

Bah, pack it in

You're great and you fucking know it, so stop being so down on yourself

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

NEVER!

*mutters anti-ben slogans to self*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7692054

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

If you're gonna be anti-something-about-yourself, choose something other than the name. It's my name too, you git.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

it was mine first!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

*stands beside your mum and nods solemnly*

*grounds*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

that is SO unfair!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

nah he's right

he is rubbish.

but hey, at least he's right about something!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

thank you.....

wait......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

STOP THAT

If you're going to be down on yourself about something, start with that goatee.

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

*narrows eyes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)

Er....

Yours suits you!

*digs self out of hole*

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Pffft!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

eh?

i actually look better with it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

if he's going down on himself, can i watch?

i've always been intrigued by flexible people

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

Ha!

4 down, one to go. We're comin' after you, boy!

Stay right where you are, and come out to greet the nice helicopters when they land in your yard.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

yard?

YARD?!
hahaha!!

you'll never take me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

thats a good idea for a movie

They stole his identity, his life, even his name. Now Matt Damon is taking it back, one letter at a time...(contains explicit nudity)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

So to begin with, is he called nothing?

is he called nothing?And then in the next film he's M.

Film three he's Ma.

I can already see this running into copyright problems with James Bond and then Tom and Jerry...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

pfft!

Yer a loon!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

simply splendid

welcome a/board

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

that is some lurkerage!!

*scoops*

woo to the pic too!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

Woo!

A catch! Can we celebrate?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

lurker barbeque?

i'll start digging the pit!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

Why dig what's already there?

*coughPortsmouthcough*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

i want a fire pit,

not a shit hole....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

Good answer

Good answer indeed

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)

*bows*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

haha!

giveusakiss!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

Otter!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUBER LURKAGE!!!!!

and woo, welcome, pull up a kitten.....

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

That is some awesome lurkage!

[even by my standards]

nice pic. can't beat squirrels with ~~tits~~ boxing gloves

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

Ace!

Nicely done!!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

Yay for Boxing Squirrels!

And top bloody Lurking skills, there, too!

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

Rock 'em Sock 'em rodents

nice

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hello

Nice boxy squirrel.

If you're really a girl, everyone will like you. :)

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

What!?

I don't like girls!

*Shoves*

but nowhere near as hard as I'd shove a boy C]:0D
wheeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

I'm really a girl

and no one likes me :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

I am quite obnoxious though

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

and rather beardy for a girl

and a little on the large side... with out the impressive rack.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

I bloody love yoU AND YOU KNOW IT

NOW draw me that sultana trying to get into an elvis seminar

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

*weeps for joy*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7692122

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

I did love you

until this frankly shocking revelation

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

that obvious is it.

we had another 4 year lurker unlurk yesterday, i was very nice to him too, even though his image was mighty huge.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

*SHOVES*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

I should have added

"Except the other girls"

;)

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

xkcd

xkcd.com/322/

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

Haha, excellent =)

xkcd.com/255/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

and also...

xkcd.com/135/

=D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

Pfft!

Velociraptors, indeed! I like this one...

xkcd.com/69/

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

Gah, I can't believe I fell for that...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

You of all people!

I've got a smile to last the rest of the day, now!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

Ha ha ha

I like that.

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

Brilliant!

I'm a similar type lurker . . . err . . .

I . . . err . . .
you WISH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

Pfft

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

welcome to the board

hahaha

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

more of this sort of thing, Phil

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

Squirrel fight!

bring my camera and popcorn, woman!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

well thank you all very much!

... and the FAQ does suggest to lurk a little while before posting. maybe I overdid it.

(eek-girl, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

I'm 3 on Saturday

My dog has no nose

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

bloody awful!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

goody two shoes swot !!!

it'll all go to pot during the inevitable posting frenzy that follows such a good first post.

i haven't been involved in a good flaming all day.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

Just a little

Welcome!

Nice 1st post, I did not realise.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

Great first post!

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^, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

I made this at work

It's a plum. with a hat.

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

I can believe you made the hat.

The plum however...

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

that's no plum!

o_O

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

maybe he stuck in his thumb

and pulled it out

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

*narrows eyes*

stuck it into what?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

"a Christmas pie"

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

is that like normal pie

but hairer and jollier?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

...possibly involving jelly?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

what colour?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

GREEN

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

yeah?!

go on then ... draw a green jelly xmas pie!

(pfft!)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

nah

I could, but I'm far too busy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

yeah yeah

just cos it would be pink or something

you ... EYE-SPAZ!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

hmmm

/returns to 2 real arms blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

that's not a good question to ask

Michaelson

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

He's very handsome

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Baron von Plumchaussen!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

hahah!

yes!
Clinging on to the last vestiges of Imperial Germany...
In plum form.

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

i want that 'tache!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

Get your Dad to carve you one!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

ouch!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

It's alright!

He's made of wood :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

i'm made of wood.. s'ok

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

I could fashion you one out of ceramics

a nice glazed one... we could screw it onto your face...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

i don't want any more bloody holes in my face!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

You wont bleed

you're made of wood!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

sappy holes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

sap/ blood

it's all the same!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

no it isn't

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

*shoves*

yes it is.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

*snaps off a finger*

yes it is... I mean, no it isn't

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

*slams oak foot in nuts*

yes, it is!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

Don't shove your uncle son

He might be our ticket outta this trailer park!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

my rapping will gets us outta here!

umm..
my nizzle

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

Are you trying to be his uncle too?

Wont it be a bit confusing to have two Prof.s in the family?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

Well - at least he'll be guarenteed a place in a pretigious (non acredited) University!

possibly on a woodwork programme.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

ohh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

Hahahah!

but my son don't need no nepotism to get him into school, he's got clarss I tells ya! CLARSS!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

yeah!

i fuckin' 'ave
*wipes nose on sleeve*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

but his other uncle isn't a prof . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

No, you're a 'sir'!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

Honorary Professor from the University of Punning-on-the-Wold

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

Poppleton University

is very commonly used within the sector when a fake example is needed... so imagine my glee when I discovered Poppleton is a place just outside of York.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

Excellent

*knocks up fake degree certificate*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

Watch out

He's trying to invade Africa!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

slowly

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

s l o w l y

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

wait for it lads, wait for it

wait until you see the colour of their stones...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

A dark, muddy red-brown colour?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

How does he smell?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

What a jolly little fellow

Does he know he's going to be eaten?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

I'd eat it.

But along with his less anthropomorphic brothers - it's as hard as fucking concrete.

Curse my inability to resist a £1 punnet of plums.

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

I thought that was a bategg for a minute.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

sorry.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

Is he about to toss that child off?

cos he normally just f*cks them

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

Badoom

tish!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

Haha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

i was going to beg the missus to let me go to the bash,

them i realized i'm taking the kids to beaulie for the fireworks that night now...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

D'oh!

EDIT: You probably shouldn't beg anyway son you'll only set a precedent...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

it's too late.....

i WILL come up another time though!!
i will i will i will!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

Damn straight...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Go to the Blackpool bash

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

Have you decided whether you're going to grace us with your company yet?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

Er...

No.

Depends on my state of health. :S

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

You mean your swollen purple head?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

Hehehe

Deffo chips!!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

hahaha!

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^, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

When Neighbours become good friends.

(SometimesSean, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

What is it with the swirly faces?

Is this another hilarious thing that I just don't get?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

Uncrackable way for peado's to hide their identity.

Edit - and by "uncrackable", I mean "easily crackable"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Ris

you are not alone!

eDiT/ o rite.

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Turdos last had the shites, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

I think there was a paedo on the news

who'd swirlied his face to avoid being recognised in homemade kiddy porn

I have no idea how I know this - a combination of sleeping through The Today Programme and b3ta I think

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

The salient point being..

..that the cops managed to 'unswirl' the face and plaster over news bulletins.

Cops 1 Smug Paedo 0

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Grindstaff, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

*post-hypnotic Humphrys suggestion*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

I sleep through The Today Programme!!!

and I dream of John Humphrys!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

As Colonel Dracula said.

Interpol are trying to find a paedo whos put loads of pics on the 'net, thinking his identity is safe 'cos he 'swirled' his face.

They've unswirled it, and are looking for him.

UnRIS yerself at the bbc

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)

that's an old pic

phil's long dead

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

Curses, I was too late to say it's Karl and Phil.....

Dirty old bastards ;)

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nadey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

Omg, what a crappy RSS feed reader I've got, I only saw the image as a still....

Only just seen it's animated and it shows their faces :(

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nadey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

is that serena? my memories not as good as it was.
who's also dead .
edit/ it is.
edit, edit/ no it's not

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

I was thinking this

Karls not even grey in that! Is that Hannah?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

what?

are these people still in it?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

Maybe a younger Steph with longer curly hair?

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nadey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

sadly

I remember that that is Debbie, Hannahs older sister!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

Arf.

This made me chuckles.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

gordon bennet.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

Harry Houdini

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

Hector Hyppolite

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Ramjam Delilah Funky Boogaloo Smythe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

you win

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

Horatio Hammertime

Er...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

My Mum used to work with a Gordon Bennett.

Fact.
edit: Oh and woo pic - I did snigger..

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

Aww, s'true

Someone give the puppy some charcoal, and next time don't let him eat that dubious and stinking meat-remnant in the back yard!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

ha ha ha

yeah - take THAT puppy!

Woo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

Eeeeewww..

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

A-bombs is huminz too!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

Word, homes.

homes.How's the job-hunting going?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

Hahahahaha

"Yo what up dawg - you got the end-of-year accounts ready?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

fo' shizzle,m y nizzle. what up? fancy a brew?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

Slap it like a ho, yo

Milk and one sugar please.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

i haven't started yet!

we're moving next week, so i'm packing like crazy, and nipping to the tip a lot to dump all our shite.

i shall be job hunting fairly soon though

how'sa life you're end?
/italianate typo and double-entendre free of charge

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

Yay, free of charge stuff!

free of charge stuff!Life'sa good innit.

Where're you moving to?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

*cough*cough*lincolnshire*cough*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Haha, so I can add you to the list...

so I can add you to the list......of "People I know who live somewhere near me or my family who I've promised to have a drink with who have moved away before I got round to the aforementioned drink".

=D

Lincolnshire's not far from Derby is it? Come to the bash!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

I would like to invite that to a dinner party.

That and Michael Palin. And Stephen Fry.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

This is what i see when i see A bombs too.

Now i shall go. Tata.

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Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

Dun...Dun...Dundun Dun...Dun...Dundun

Starring: The unexpected Horse as Tom Cruise as Ethan Wossname

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

Dammit!

You owe me a squeegie for my monitor.

And coffee doesn't exactly clean itself off my keyboard, y'know!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

'lo matey!

You well?

Still not coming to Derby?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

I'm looking at about 3400 miles

and about $600 for the round trip flight between Hartford and London (not to mention ground transport once on UK soil), so I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass on this one.

I really wish my business was going to have me there that weekend though.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

$600?

That's about £40 isn't it?

*organises a whip-round*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

Actually, I was shocked at how otherwise affordable the flight really is!

Hardly a deterrant, normally. However:
a) I'm down a vehicle due to my old truck finally shitting the bed, so need to buy a replacement
b) The clothes dryer just shit the bed, and it may be the motor - hardly worth repairing if that's the case because it's 15 years old or so
c) The mortgage is already late

Plus it'd be pretty difficult to put this past the wife. She's never too keen on me flying, but going overseas for a bash would keep me from any happy-fun-times for the foreseeable future (and for some time after that, I'm sure!).

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

Hmm, I see.

Want me to have her killed?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

pfft!

Thanks for taking care of the easy one, mate! I coulda done that!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

Haha, always happy to oblige ;)

always happy to oblige ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

Hurrah!

Here #51:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

Oh Hai

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

hai2u

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

a/s/l?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

Dance for me

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

i don't think much of your new glasses

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

She bought them second hand.

They're in mint condition though...

*spangs self*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Hurrah, a gratuitous money shot!

a gratuitous money shot!*squints*

Wait a minute... that's not our flat!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

Are we b3ta's most high profile couple now?

Fancy shagging fo' real?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

Am I allowed to set up the camera this time?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

Depends how much money we raise to get you over here

...we're already owing £60 for the bash room!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

D'oh, you beat me to it!

I was going to say "Only if you come to the Derby bash"

*sulks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Aww, you're so cute when you're sulking

*ruffles hair*
*wanders off*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

* follows

* lurks

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

Bah, you lost your chance for sexy time when you refused to do the bizarrely nonsensical thing and come over for the bash!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

I've lost out on more realistic opportunities

for doing less nonsensical things, I suppose.

I'm still sad, though.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

I think we are...

For real? Have we just been practising then? O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

Practice til you get it right!

...and it's always good to get it on film so you can critique it afterwards too. I can help!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

*fears*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

RaRR!

Were my ears burning about an hour ago?...and if not, why not?!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

yes they were . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

hahahaha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

Do we need to have seen that film to understand?

I's Rissing a fair bit

But WOO to the animation! I especially like the Manga-esque lady giggles :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

You haven't seen Mission:Impossible?

*books space on sofa*

It's not the best film ever but Metallica are on the soundtrack... *moshes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

I've been thinking, and maybe your new sign isn't such a good idea after all?

I mean, it's alienating a LOT of b3tans that aren't called 'Mofaha', and he's in America anyways so not likely to sign up!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

But... but...

I like my new sign. It took me literally minutes to make too!

(o_o)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

Yes

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

Q1: Have you seen it?

Q2: Do you like my animation?

Q3: Why don't you see white dog poo anymore?
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

Yes.

It's OK. I can tell it probably took a lot of effort, and that's the main thing.

Because bonemeal isn't added to dog food any more due to EU regulations. It was the excess of calcium in dog food in the past that gave partially decomposed dog faeces the white colour.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

i was just about to say that.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

But it was fun telling your kid sister they were leftover easter eggs

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

Tom Cruise gains access to the sealed computer lab.

previously his sexy co-spy put a drug in the lab techies coffee so he would run off to the bogs giving Tom time to lower himself down to the computer terminal from an air vent.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

Ahhhhhhh

Thank you very much sir :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

I knew being an obsessive film geek would come in useful one day.

My work here is done.

Apart from all the 'work' I need to do.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

Sorry to jump in on your thread, dave... but...

Anyone come across a site that blocks deep-linking to its images lately?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

Huh?

You mean hot-linking? I don't know of any specific ones. Why do you ask?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

As in...

You get a pic with "please visit our site to see this image" if you put a direct link to the .jpg in the url.

I'm playing around with something in code, and I need an example. :P

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

There are a couple of ways to do that.

Are you using Apache?

edit: I use something similar on my own site. Without a cookie set by my site, you won't be able to view this image:

alpha.celection.com/standres_86199.jpg

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

haven't a clue what it is

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_linking
but it's kosher.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahaha

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

someone

watch M:I last night then?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

someone prolly did

I however have been working on this for days! DAYYYSSSS!
0.04% of 1 day!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

You know the drill...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

hello

That was to everyone else too.

(

Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

hello to you

my little friend likes you

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

Yay :D

(

Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

hiya!

*wayves*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

oh gosh

37 til my 8000.

not done a milestone since 4000...

*bleaches anus*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)

*rips trousers away*

get posting!!

FASTER!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

I tend to miss all of mine. By one or 2..or five.

(

Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

Do it well enough

and maybe you'll be able to call off your wife-search!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

haha!

*makes list of lady b3tans*

*fake-tans*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

*waves back*

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Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

There was a similar joke on Owen Wilson's t-shirt in You, Me & Dupree

Me & DupreeWoo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

Great Stuff.

*makes note to buy a new copy of this film*

*and not Stuart Little - you evil people*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

Why not?

(

Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

You're young.

You wouldn't understand.

:)

I'm not sure I do either.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

I UNDERSTAND STUFF...sometimes.

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Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

^{♬^{pfft ^♬}}
/

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

Well that

is all kinds of awesome.

(

HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

yep

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

Haha.

HandyGull.... Every home should have one!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

arf!

make him/her spin wildly, drill bit getting stuck style.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

Haha

I would, if I still had the source

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

Hee!

I remember you bollocking me for nicking jokes off've ISIHAC
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

it wasn't a bollocking, it was an observation

but i never nicked jokes, not never

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

Fair enough!

~~*bollocks*~~ *observes* C];0D
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

What does that mean?

one day someone is going to fall for this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

never worry, m'dahlin'

m'dahlin'ISHIHAC is 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue' the 35 year old radio comedy quiz with Humphrey Lyttleton as host
and most of the goodies

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

Yeah, you're supposed to say only "I'm sorry I haven't a clue"

to which I reply "Oh right, well maybe someone else knows..."

/tumbleweed blog

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)

hehe - one day, mate - *maybe*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

iran announces new smart bomb!

Click for bigger (106KB)

(salleyman, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

*burns entire Middle East*

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

harsh

how you doing jpg?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

A'ernoon Sir,

Going good today, actually - hip deep in w*rk, which isn't good, but avoiding it nicely by being here!
What about your good self - all well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

all is braw

i felt like shit yesterday but today i feel braw!
YAY \o/

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

RISRISRISRISRISRISRISRISRISRISRIS

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

SHUT UP AND LOVE ME!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

oh christ!!!

run for it!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

now, now!

now!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

i was only messing uncle!!

*ducks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

nope, the sig has changed along with my feelings.

you've hurt me dave, in a way you could never imagine.

*sobs*

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

but . . . but . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

*shuts up*

*loves you*

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Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

Huzzah!

*radioactive hugs*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

nice, but I would have though it had enough fuses already

{/engineer pedantry}

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

paaardon

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

yay!

Like this. A lot.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

lots of wax

(waxdart hello., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

"Save the cheerleader, save the world"

Pardon?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

"Save the ossicles, save the world"

more like!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

i've never seen it

and am in no rush to either.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

it's surprisingly good.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

I like it too.

It's no Lost (series 1 or 2), but it's the only thing on tv I go out or my way to watch.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

I agree with pretty much all of this

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

in that case it may be worth a look.

i feared it was going to be like lost.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

"Fuck the cheerleader, fuck the world"

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

"Fuck the cheerleader, go on she's legal now"

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

LOL

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

LOL

sexings

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

Save the earleader...

edit/ aww, thatch got deleted!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

shame.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

It's okay

I made it to the vinegar strokes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

I'm sitting

in quite a puddle of cum. I must have went off 4 or 5 times before I got it adblocked.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

yuk!!!!!

also, yuk!!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

Click for fth 425K

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

Ha.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

i have to admire this

it took a lot of guts

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

Thats great!

Once again, someone on B3ta has come up with an actual marketable idea. I just wish I had the get up and go to ~~steal~~ invest in your idea.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

Ha ha ha! Nice!

Doubly so as it pushed that retarded fuckwit below's post down the board.

Edit: Thank fuck, it's gone.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

I clicked 'hide'

it's quite handy
and less angry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

I couldn't bear to have it on the screen long enough to get that far.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

Are you talking to me? ;)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

No, yours is brill*.

Some twat posting NSFW bollocks.

^{* Very, very brill.}

EDIT: Missed the wink. YES, YOU, YOU CUNT.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

I believe this is due

*spangs*
and Woo!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

hahahah

inspired! Top hummus!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

^What Fred said

with bells on!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

^what this fella said

with a fucking great big strap on

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gravytrain, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

^ this

with a cherry on top

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

This ^

And all the saliva you were expecting!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

haha!!

they'll never get their greedy paws on my faith!
*runs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

fuck yeah!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

hahah!

♪ you've got to pray....PRAY, you've got to pray just to make it today ♪

does anyone know how to put little music notes in a message?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

♪ = ♪
♫ = ♪

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

♩ = ♩
♪ = ♪
♫ = ♫
♬ = ♬
♭ = ♭
♮ = ♮
♯ = ♯

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Mmm, quavers...

♪♪♪♪

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

♪^{"t^{h^{e^{y^{'r^{e^{f^{l^{o^{a^{t^{y^{l^{i^{g^{h^{t^!"}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

*Quivers*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

*bookmarks for future reference*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

testing, testing...

♪

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

YAY, thank you everyone for teh helpzors with teh codez

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

nice

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

Needs more pimping!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

hah hah

*wants*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

hahahahaha!

splendid.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

Hehehehe

you could've also gone for the praypal option ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

hahaha theres always another pun in there somewhere!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

hahaha

excellenté!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

This was crying out to be done, sorry

Original

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)

hahahaha!!

*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

Ooo topical x 2!

I have no problems with her bottom. It's the most expressive part of her.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

hahaha

nothing like a bit of tatehate

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

I would be more worried about the gaping void where her talent should be.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

she has anti-talent

it sucks the skills out of anyone she appears on telly with

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

no i think you mean it sucks the self-respect of anyone she appears with, talent kinda goes along with it.

anyone who appears with her deserves what they get.

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

She ruined the Christmas Doctor Who.

Silly squealing tart. "Doc-TAH! Doc-TAH!"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

and she'll ruin the whole of the next series.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

Here's hoping she gets killed off 30 seconds into the first episode.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

during the opening credits

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

Even better.

"Dear Director General of the BBC, please kill off Catherine Tate (in Doctor Who or in real life) ASAP"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

*hopes she gets killed off during filming*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

hahahaha!

what makes the orig story funnier is it was a private view.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

Oh God make it stop

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

hahaha

i have yet to get tired of these ;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

Brilliant.

Please don't make it stop....

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)

hahaha!!

these are all the bestest!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

hahahahaha

It's not time to stop yet sir, oh no.

edit/ especially with this: b3ta.com/board/7690826

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

Ahahaha!!! FIST!

Not seen that but it looks top

How's you, Waspy?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

Pretty good all in all!

was in the Mixer last night - full of cunts as usual.

How's you?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Avoiding the Mixer for that very reason actually

but otherwise good :) working from home but trying to find a proper job

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

Keep making them

And we'll keep giggling :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

Hahahaha very woo!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

inspired!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

Grand!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

brilliant again.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

haha!~

the fucking slut
ello emvee mate

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

Sadly it was cancelled after the first issue

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

Wow.

That reminds me a lot of this:
www.wheelybird.com/pictures/domino_for_a_head.gif

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)

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