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Who he?

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)

/unlurks

Future-shockingly awesome! *click*
Edit: on a similar, but less talented note...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

arf!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

hhahahahaha

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

Woo!

I'm a'gonna go up 'ta three 'n a half on ya for that varmint!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)

caffeine overdose!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:13, archived)

Nervous exhaustion!

FTW!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

nice

that guy from the yam crisp's?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)

Hurrah!

Rigellian Hotshots for all!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

i like this

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

Borag Thungg!

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Curis, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

that brings back some pleasing memories.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:07, archived)

Me too.

Ahhhh, Wednesday lunchtime just gone.

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Curis, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:07, archived)

I cut back on 2000AD for some reason

I was disillusioned after they allowed stallone to rape the image of Dredd like he did... erm... then my favourite artists were less and less used.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

you want pleasing check out this week's 2000ad

full frontal male nudity in top uk sci-fi weekly shocker.

actual MSN conversation
"who's naked?"
"oh, nobody interesting"
"pffft, never mind then"
"but... cock!"

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)

And W00t!

to the Mighty Tharg, Thrill overload!

(shit, did I say w00t? I meant WOO, honest!)

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:13, archived)

Stay

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)

I'm ignoring the seams

Because this is full of wonderment =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)

ahhh tiz only a couple of pixel's

*sobs*

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

Theres a little aound the dog and the hand

But I don't care =D

I like this because it is original and funky =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)

cheers.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

interesting mix of 2-d and 3-d

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)

What about 4D?

Can't you see the giant hypercube in the foreground?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

4-D?

That's what Nintendo are working on, Shirley.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

just messing with scale really.
i still haven't got my eye in!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)

There's a whole narrative here.

Interesting stuff. What's the 2-D shot from?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)

god knows had him for ages!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

The rest of the team are clearly terrified, he's the plucky new recruit.

He shall befriend the Shroom-dwelling pooch and have many adventures.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)

he seems to think that holding his hand like that will prevent attacks from behind

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:09, archived)

duh

he's signalling to the rest of the team to 'Stand Down', haven't you gone through S.W.A.T. training?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)

^_^

Makes me incredibly happy.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)

Flaunting my n00b status

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)

TOAPOAC

Not to be mistaken by Tu pac.

It's a good un thou!

(Hagbard MacDougal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)

Does shagging

someone who isn't your wife make you an infidel?

/guiltyblog

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

Infidelity squared

according to my calculations.

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

Lucky Nube!

*runs to bunker*

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)

TEXT ON A PEEBLES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)

Stuck in my head

And I thought I'd share with you lucky lot.

I know, I know,seams etc. I'm sorry.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

Needs more Monkey-Goose.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)

Noted

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)

I'm just joshing.

Tis a fine idea, but Boba needs to be bigger and sharper, he deserves respect.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

Needs more sinister moustaches

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)

And this one too.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)

Shal found this at Morrisons, Bagpuss cheese tastes of Icecream!

with Strawberry Stripes! It is excellent! And apparently, Bagpuss can be milked!

*edit* sorry it's not 'shopped as such, but I did do an M&S on it, and I just had to share!

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..wil, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

I think it's a couple years out of date.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

Here he is making some fresh

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..wil, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Love it

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

this reminds me of the'Internet Ham' sketch on the Peter Seronowixczztx show

also, how shit was that 'Darth Vader' bullshit?
the best bit was 'Gem Mania'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)

RIS

sorry :)

Looks spiffy :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)

Holy shit.

I want some...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

Then get thee to Morrisons

it's no joke, they really do sell it!

and it really does taste of icecream!

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..wil, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

Fucking hell

Awesome =D

I take it it's not actually called "Bagpuss cheese" though, OR IS IT?

I must find out enough details to stock up on this, and find a way to incorporate it into every meal =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)

This should clear things up

www.flickr.com/photos/candytangerine/1491217711/

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:09, archived)

Needs more fur on the cheese!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

I could leave it out the fridge a couple of days...

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..wil, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)

Brum!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

Fucking 'ave it!

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

hahahahah bummer brum

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)

Brum, brum

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)

Arf!

I was expecting him to be up on bricks by frame 3. Saving that for Liverpool?

Ah, Liverpool. Where even airplane pilots landing at John Lennon leave lowering the undercarriage until the last moment in case the wheels get nicked.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

Bindun?

(McMurphy, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)

This image is not getting much reponse and to be honest, has me RISsing

So in an effort to put this thread to some use, I shall threadjack it with:

I'm looking for Christmas card suggestions mostly.

biro-art

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)

how about a chimpanzee dressed as Santa?

and smoking a fag

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)

Burning Graham Norton?

I like that idea

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)

Santa

Flying his magical sleigh of wonderment.

Into the Twin Towers

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

Lesbian penguins

hotting things up on the ice floes of luurrrve

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

Zombie Santa Claus

Sleigh pulled by dragons

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)

The CEOs of major companies

being anally raped by Santa and Jesus, with the caption "Christmas doesn't start in October, you fucks!"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

Yes.

But no.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

Santa Claws

i.e. Zoidberg :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)

Instead of "Claus", he writes "Claws"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)

O_o

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)

Eco-Santa will be worth $£ this year.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)

Two ugly people

kissing under the mistletoe.

Even uglies need love.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)

You're just asking for a Rocky repost there, aren't you ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

No.

Make a new one :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

The secret lives of Santa's little helpers

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

crimbo image challenge

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

Pretty much anything

Since whatever you draw, you just ooze talent and quality all over it.
At least, I think it's quality.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

No I will NOT touch your genitalia

however much you flatter me.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)

Damn

Was worth a try.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)

*touches*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

Eeep

Warm your hands first please.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)

A manger scene with your

special animals.

Three wise sheep. Firstly shown from behind in hoodies looking at the star then shown front view. (oh and a border collie looking on).

Some more of your excellent ammials opening a Christmas parcel inside which is a voucher for humans to fuck off and leave the planet safe for them to survive.

*relurks*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)

Anyone fancy a cRISp?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

Must

not have . . . dube be a first ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

Musician. Poor chap got shot I'm afraid

His "aka" was "Lucky dube"..hence the room for ironic hilarity

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

Ah, I see now

Thanks for the antiRIS

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)

His "actual" was "Lucky Dube" AFAIK.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

Yes,

he is dead. Not very Lucky after all...

EDIT: De-RIS:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Dube

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)

It's shocking

he was killed for his car.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

a slight of teh hand....

its big news in teh states lol

*EDIT*
Copperfield is apparently under investigation for a ~~groping~~ raping lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)

What?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

Titgroping is big news in the states?

We've been doing it for MONTHS over in Australia.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

Do you offer a tutorial?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

He could teach you but he'd have to charge.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

Find a girl that doesn't suck, then try to kiss her.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

But girls that suck are the best!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

I meant suck in the "not cool" sense.

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

Not cool?

But Hot women that suck are the best!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)

Can I use this moment to relay a joke that I sold a few years ago, but which is pretty much out of date now?

I used to go out with a girl who was into video games. I'd call her my Playstation. Now she's my Xbox.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

I thought you'd prefer a gameboy.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

hehe

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

I was groping

tits the day I was born, 40 years ago, and they were my MOTHER'S

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

THAT'S DISGUSTING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

and been doing it ever since?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

Yes, but now it's

YOUR MUM.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

i didnt mean that!!

but tell you mum her arse is nasty.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)

BUH

ZING

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)

GOOD CHRIST YOU SICK PERVERT

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

Why yes,

yes I am.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

I see

It's "sleight" of hand.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

so it is!

my spellz aint so gud

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

His are

The demon-witch-man

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)

hehe

and apparently, he's now accused of raping a woman in the Bahamas

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

That was all an illusion

He was actually playing ker-plunk with a lemur

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)

ouch

poor lemur
does that count as yiffing? lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)

Do you believe

in magic in a young girls __ . . . ?ô

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)

McCarrier.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

haha!

that would surely cause enlistment to go up.

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)

In my time in the army I did see a US Chinook helicopter

with a coke machine slung underneath it in a net.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)

I think I saw one of the US camps in Afghanistan has all the major fast food chains on newsnight

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

yeah its true!

they even break for lunch.

having said that, some are very professional and a pleasure to be around.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

very professional and a pleasure to be around?

Burger King?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

nobbynobodys sister

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)

Oi!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)

you started it??

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

Iraq too

.. has Mc D's, BK, etc.

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

Indeed

But they'd have to make the plane cockpits extra-wide.
*launches bombing raid and drops lots of Woo-bombs*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)

yessir!

u are correct

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)

Ah, one of our new almost super-carriers

with some sponsorship, I see

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)

super-size carriers

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

McWoo!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)

It's nice and everything

but 135k is a little large for a still image, isn't it?

Try lemony's tutorial or people might start being a bit mean.

/board nazi blog

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)

i made the decision to leave it jpeg.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)

Still image? There's something wrong with your browser mate.

It's a feature length HD movie for me. Very impressive at 137k

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

im loving the hd

vuze is my new best friend.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

Super fast

food !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)

perfect

for the chav army!

woo!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

Hurrah! I is king now!

CFSB
(Edit : Fixed text before anyone noticed)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

rabbit is king!

long live the king

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)

Hare Hare !

Long hop The King !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

*humbles self*

*throws some carrots*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

Aww =]

Luffley

*clicky*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

How adorable!

And woo to your skillz

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Baglady, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

That is one adorable rabbit!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)

Never mind

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)

what...what....ahh..gahh....wha...what...

what the hell?

I'm guessing you've done alot of acid?
:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:25, archived)

Or vice a verse aaah . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

THIS, is why you are The Valin.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

It's all in the HE@D !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)

Twisting, turning...through-the-nev-ver

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)

that never gets old

i can't stop watching it lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)

hahaha

walk like an Egyptian

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

A lot of acid has done him?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

It's kind of a mutal thing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)

GIGER!

Fuck, yes!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

Beksinski > Giger.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

WOW!

Holy shit, i'd never heard of him.

www.rae.edu.ee/~olari/zb/am-Zdzislaw_Beksinski095_1976.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

Now you're

diggin' in . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)

Oh yes, bookmarked, instant fan.

DO YOU WISH YOU KNOW MORE?

Oh yes.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)

Oh yeah !

Checking out twilightsite.com

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)

wowzers!

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)

Directors gone wild

Interesting factoid: The above pugilist, the real assailant and my schlub friend who posed for the tramp body all share the same name... wowee!

(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)

Interesting factoid: This sucks.

/Sorry

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)

You're right, nowhere near enough filter effects.

It's my own fault for posting on singles night, I suppose.

(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)

Cool.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I like your style

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)

cheers

Sucka' don't even know he got served. In a manner of speaking.

(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)

I think that

I see what you mean . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

love teh value of jihadding

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)

well done

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)

it took

far to long lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)

I didn't mean your picture......aaaaaaaaaaaahahaha.

:D

Ed: Actually, ignore me, I'm an asshole.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)

badoom

crash!

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)

pfffft

more of this! :D

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)

My first Zombie :D

I'd say it's a bit overdone, but I like it.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)

It's hideous...I LOVE IT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)

Cheers ;)

I overused to burn tool hehe

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)

yES, THE bUM tOOL IS a nIgHTmARE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)

It still hurts :(

*rubs anus*

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)

GREAT TITS MAN!

/Fear and Loathing, aaaaaaaaaaahha..love that movie.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)

TELL ME

ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)

This..was bat country.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)

Zombies are fun : )

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)

And ace to show off

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)

I often show off mine..

when I take him for walks.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)

Silly Ttssattsr.

Zombies do not walk. They lurch.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)

Owwww, I'm sorry.

He does love his little skateboard though.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)

Gordon loves his roller blades

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

awesome

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)

Cheers!

You see Bumbum around lately?

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)

yus,

i gave him 50p and a ciggie because i'm kind

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)

Well tell him that he should make sure he has no broken strings,

or it could interfere with his income

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)

CHRIST

thats hideous, well done.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)

Cheers!

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

top stuff!

:D - i made this yesterday

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

You would have done.

You're such a fucking talented bastard.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)

like yer style rev

seen it before, in and at advanced photoshop

(elemental hates blue trains, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

Wines

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)

hahaha woo!

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mugatu, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)

It' funny

because it says cunt.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)

it would be 3.4% less funny had there not been a can of trampade in the shot

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mugatu, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)

I've never

drinked a speshul brue. I bet it tastes of misery.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)

it tastes pretty rotten I can tell you

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mugatu, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)

I did once drink

piss in a beer can by mistake. Tasted like piss.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)

ahhh....that was Tenants super

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mugatu, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)

I think the'Super'

is meant to be ironic

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)

absolutely

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mugatu, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)

BLACCCK. BLAAACCCCCK.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)

You lock me

in the cellar and feed me pins

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)

aahhhh!

made my tea hit he monitor!

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)

Yeah!

I saw Button Moon live once.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)

I saw it

dead once

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)

Is that bag 'shopped?

Looks it.

(And no, that pun wasn't intentional)

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)

Not by me

Coulda been done already, but who in the name of Jesus on a spike would do such a thing? Fucking terrorists I'd wager.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)

This guy

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)

That's

Him. He's the one that dun it!

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)

Got something sinister about him, has that one.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)

'Nother.

Previously.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)

he's very D: about something

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Shada, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)

He sat on a particularly sharp raisen.

: )

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)

I like these.

They're good.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)

Cheeeeers!

I think I'm gonna try and shop 'em into a picture of a city or something...

Or the moon.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)

Is that a Skug Slug?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)

He reminds me of the brain slugs in Futurama

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)

yes ...

it... reminds... me... of... them... too...

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)

Ha ha, great!

He doesn't frighten me at all.*

*trembles

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Baglady, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)

Give into their nutritious deliciousness!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)

he's ace! :D

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mugatu, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)

£49.99

Click it for RIS

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:03, archived)

my thoughts exactly

a woo!

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)

open gamaing platform would be awesome

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)

I thought it said the EU wants...

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Duncoffin is life., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)

FFS, the 3DO (if anyone remembers that)

was based around the same concept. Anyone could make the machine but it was supposed to standardize the industry. Turns out it was shite and everyone else knew they could do better.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)

it was probably a decent machine

but breaking in a new platform takes some serious effort and pennies

look how much microsoft had to piss away cash to get the momentum going

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)

it sold really well actually

but the company that made the technology wanted to update it rather a lot, meaning consumers had to buy ad dons if they wanted to play the latest games, which is just as bad as buying another system

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:19, archived)

sold well compared to what

I thought after the initial excitement folks realised they couldn't give a crap and by then the pc was really picking up for games

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)

sold well for the piece of shit it was

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)

heh

well, I'll just import a "ploystation" from a random chinese factory for all the fun I need :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)

The 3DO

was conceived by Trip Hawkins, co-founder of EA.

So EA are just doing what they normally do, repeating themselves.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)

3DO was the bollocks!

I loved mine, it was the betamax of consoles. A superior machine, but playstation won on volume of games released.
(and don't even THINK of arguing with my sepia-toned memories!)

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

Ha ha, yes EA would love that.

Never mind the platform, mate, make some decent games.

And that goes for you too Sony if you're listening

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Baglady, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)

and if you are listening sony

try not to rape the customers hardware? it's rude.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)

Yes,

they called it Phantom and it never happened.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)

That is so addidas!

and that means i love it!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)

It will never happen

And who would pay £49.99 for a console?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)

communists

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:29, archived)

Never say never.

If the net gets fast enough and reliable enough you could have all the processing done remotely and essentially have an interactive video feed (like the PSP/PS3's remote play, but bigger).
Then the home console bit would be really cheap and wouldn't need upgrading either.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)

^this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)

with intermittent mind control signals

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)

erm lot's of people.

Asda sold a load of PS2's for £50 and the sales were huge.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)

There is an open gaming platform.

They call it a PC.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:25, archived)

they will never catch him now.....

prob been done....

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)

yeah

it's so common now it's even on the news

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)

yes, when it was in the news...2 week ago

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)

ok cool

i wont post it on the interweb and look like a royal twat

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)

YES

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McBadger COW, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:07, archived)

everytime i see this i think of teh feariest goatse

is there summat wrong with me???

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sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)

"slipped in a goatse"

"walking to the fair"
"it was kinda runny"
"covered in lotsa hair"
"got me a hotdog"
"gonna stick it in"
"don't think I wanna eat it now"
"threw it in the bin"

what?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)

yes you're posting shit you didn't make

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)

the worst possible offence on ratemypoo.com

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)

"illogical captain"

"that's no log"
"nor is it log shaped"

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)

I rate this turdment as

4 Shits Out of 5
(a 5 shitter would be a 3 foot long rock solid torpedo of fecal death)
edit: now with quality mouse hover keyword action :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:50, archived)

all pictures should be rated this way

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:50, archived)

No, it'll all end up like this:

it'll all end up like this:

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)

I rate this movement as

2 Shits out of 5, must push harder! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)

You want a shit post? FINE.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)

Hehe

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)

*I feel so proud*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)

just don't throw your award at a fan

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

Your poo is red

you might want to have a qualified health professional check that out.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:52, archived)

it was photographed under special scatter lighting

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)

Scat lighting?

What will they think of next?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

*looks at hand cranked mincer*

Science will always find something new :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)

lols

i did...you made me

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)

Prove it..

..sucka.

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www.amazon.co.uk/Ripleys-Believe-2008-Robert-Ripley/dp/1905211139

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:47, archived)

Winnar!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)

I think it's fairly obvious

He's posting something that reminds him of goatse, and doesn't understand the rules.

Rather than posting something and claiming it's his.

Not very bright, are you?

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ooh do shut up you argumentative little fucking troll

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:52, archived)

Bless...

..don't like being wrong, do you.

(

you really are a dull fucker ain't ya?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)

I laugh..

..reading that.

Safe in the knowledge it comes from someone who posts the same shit cartoons week after week, trolls the forum for someone he can throw his rattle at, and then cries when he realises he's wrong.

Look at me laughing.

Har Har Harrrr.

(

same cartoons?...ok then show me 2 cartoons that are the same joke.

I'm so annoyed right now that I don't have your talent for ripping off other board members cartoon styles

hahaha you fucking muppet

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)

Oooh get her^

..*ducks to avoid the flying handbag*

I didn't say same joke, I said same cartoons, as in same tripe.

Not very bright, are you?

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aaaaw jealousy can be such a burden

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)

Jealousy?

Have a word, I could shit on a napkin and shape it into a better cartoon than what you do.

The "I just sketched this five minutes ago LMAOFOTTZ" drawing style went out with HappyToast.

Give up, wee man!

(

yea and we've seen the shite you've posted

and yes these kinds of personal attacks usually stem from jealousy, you're showing a classic five year old kids attidude

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)

I'm not denying it..

..but I'm not trying as hard as you do, either ;)

(

I'm the unfunny one?....yea killer last frame

www.b3ta.com/board/7692683

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)

Like I said, I'm not denying it..

..but I don't try so hard at sucking, as you do!

(

yawn

*dry yer eyes*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)

From the laughing?

Boing fwip!

(

Boing fwip?

wow witty retort

you dull fucking tard

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)

I'm going to go eat my dinner then go down the pub with my Offline friends..

..you carry on attempting to argue on the internet, to impress your Online ones.

See ya Monday!

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good it'll give me more time with yer mum

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)

that is fucking shite

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)

"Are you some sort of cunt?"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:00, archived)

Not just ANY kind...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)

blimey!

someone with sense - and sensitivity - who realises i'm a feckwit not fully conversant with "the rules"

thank you, i am in your debt.....

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sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)

on that note......

I log out!

See y'all soon or monday!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)

adios

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:47, archived)

Goodbye

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:03, archived)

bide ye well!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:07, archived)

No. Go away.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)

is it cuntiminthefucktiem?

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)

Yes, like this:

like this:

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)

mmm

Shot at 2007-03-04

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)

this is probably badly translated, but here goes

Fuck off baeddi chwiwgi , amgen fi ll cunt 'ch i mewn 'r fuck!!!

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McBadger COW, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)

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