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(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

Pffft!

Is this for Pencils at Dawn?

EDIT: Aha, it is!

\o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

yessuh

But they're both up over here! :)

(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

ha ha ha

the looks on their faces. Oh, the bemusement.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Hahaha

took me a sec :D

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Weetobix, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Braw!

EDIT: I say!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Why is the one at the back bothered?

He has muffty in his face :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

This makes me laugh so much

great expressions

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Great stuff there

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

pffffft

look at the size of that hose!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahahaha! Ace!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

I do love you two

You make me larf. That one took me a minute to get, as well.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

*giggles*

Top notch, as ever :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

Took me a while!

I like the guy just to the right of the Fireman.... stopped mid-grope...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

'lo mate

Nice username ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

'lo KM

One does what one can... :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

swit swoo

haha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

thanks guys

(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

On seeing your image

I had a mild convulsion, which was spontaneous and a reflex action

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The Tig and me, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

Bah!

Terrible! Terrible I say!

(seemikedraw, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

He can't hit me

I wear glasses

(seemikedraw, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

*makes pass*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

Ahh a Mexican stand-off

Reach for your taco

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The Tig and me, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

ha ha ha ha

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

brilliant!!

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lemonhead, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

Yes.

I love this.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

VOTE NOW MY PRECIOUS ONES

A. Real world photoshop - make something with scissors, paper and glue. (rob)
B. Fluffy Time - we all need cheering up, make an image to warm our hearts (Pappa Ratzi)
C. 70s-80s-90s childrens TV characters - what are they doing now? (rpozz)
D. Bob Dylan (St. Defenestration)
E. Celebrity children - cross two pictures (scaryjeff)
F. Pudsey the Bear (finnbar)

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCC
CC
CCCCCCC
C!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

I know but it looks like an F

See?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

CCCCCCCC
C
C
CCCCC
C
C
C
C

ah - I eff what you mean

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

CDC!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)

Completely

er I mean C

damn you autoresponse!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

B, please Rob

please Rob Grrr! I need fluff!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

'ning dude!

*manhugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

Hello!

I'm surprising angry . . .
at a particular short-arse . . . Hehehe! Grand to see ya yestiddy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Are you?

Oh dear.

Yes, yesterday was ace =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

A please

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

you want to watch Pudsey, he has important friends...

A please

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new_matt, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

The only good one

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

I needs the fluuf

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

No Play-Doh?

I'll go for A then I reckon =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

I like E

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

yea e's are good

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Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Just say no!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

e's are good

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

a Ebenezer good

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Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

*sues*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

*peggys*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

we had a lad with polio in our school who had to wear those metal calipers

horrible things. He had to do a huge kind of skipping motion to get any speed up.
Why am I telling you this? It's hard being 37. Oh yes, his nickname, inevitably, was Pegleg which, over time became Peggy Sue.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

I'll have a C

please Rob

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

C Please

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Does websheriffman count as a 70s TV star?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also, what made you pull the prince compo in the end?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

see FP

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

yeah i know

but i thought it was all bullshit, as b3ta didn't host any images and it was an american law anyway?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

do you not understand the power of he purple one

also b3ta server is in US apparently

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

yeah but b3ta isn't hosting any images.

it's b3tards.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

B3tards was hosting it

Apparently the servers are in the USA, so the law does apply.

This is what I've heard anyway, may or may not be correct..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

ahhhh that explains it.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

And any way

they could just have instyead said, alright we'll threaten you under the EU Copyright Directive, which is essentially the same law.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

I don't mind it being pulled, it's all in the past

Plus, we are clearly getting a new image challenge in a matter of minutes/hours/however long it takes to coallate all this gibberish into usable data =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

One must assume

It wasn't worth all the grief. And some images were hosted using the b3ta uploader.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

it's a fucking disgrace it came to this.

rob shouldn't have to put up with this shit.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

Agreed

But again, this is all meant to be a bit of fun, simply not worth risking getting dragged through the courts. It's a dangerous precedent though, who'll be next to get all threateny? Suppose the quo suddenly took offence?

It's a swine of the times.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

^this

was definitely a fight not worth fighting. The entire case would have hung on the definition of "parody".

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

Subjective court cases are a bit flimsy.

"Well, I think this is a joke"
"Well, it's my face and I find it offensive. Plus I have lots of highly paid lawyers"

It doesn't seem worth it to me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

And to be fair

We had pretty much a full week of it, it didn't get pulled within 48 hours like the virgin compo.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!

Or maybe a Prince compo?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

B please

a large one

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The Tig and me, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

I'll have a 'P' please, Bob.

I mean C

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

Damn you ..

I wanted that line .. I knew I should of come to b3ta earlier today .. then I could of been just as funny ..

*goes to hang head in shame*

P.S. F C (those are just the initials describing him who we no longer shop but also choices too .. though F is topical, I can see C having much more amusement factor ..)

(SoVeryAPT!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

A+

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

C for Cribbage

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

Ceeeee!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Beeeeeeee

(didn't we do A just recently...?)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

A or B...

I get the feeling Bob wouldn't see the funny side of D...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Since I don't seem to be able to 'grow up' apparently

I would like C please

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

B please

Or C...I dunno

/indecisive blog

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

or, failing that, B.

I may be indecisive...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Allll the way

(Yay, old school)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

'ning!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

Ooooh

C, then D, then C.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

not A, cos I can't do them at work

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

A please =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

Seriously, you want creativity, do A.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

A will yield the most interesting results methinks

Although it HAS been done recently, and also we all know amoebaboy could finish his steampunk R2D2 and wipe the floor with any of our entries...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

C ...... I guess

I still want Fish though.

;)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

Tut tut..

I want never gets =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

hehehe

this is true.
My statement above so wasn't.
Can you imagine a week of shopping fish?

*spangs self*

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XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

My granny used to say

'Ask doesn't get, don't ask doesn't want'. Yeah, cheers gran.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

I have no idea what she means by that

I don't know if she did either.

Did she take a lot of drugs?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

I think it means

That if you ask for something you don't deserve it, if you don't ask for it then that means you don't want it. Lose/lose.

And yes, probably.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

What a jolly person...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

I know

Laugh? I thought I'd never start.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

or C actually D, yes, D.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

because it'll slow people down.

For god sake, not F - that'd be appalling - or any "insert name here" types

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

C++

pretty please.

(lunus loves tizer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

you C

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

Definatley not F

Pudsey is the litigious type

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

It am fluffy tiem

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

where's my Hitler suggestion :(

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

hitler?

yes! shop him

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

my suggestion was:

Hitler's still alive
you know it, I know it, we all know it. Now lets visualize how he'd look now and, more importantly, how he filled his career from 1945 until now

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

A's been done too recently

So C please

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

I'll have a 'C' please, Bob...er Rob

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

or C

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

I VOTE B

as was foretold many moon ago

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA+++++++++++++++++ Would enter challenge again

Sorry, I thought this was ebay for a sec

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le brian, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

I like this = positive feedback

Ignore = negative feedback.

Add friend = bid.

YOU HAVE INVENTED B3BAY!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

BBB
B . . B
BBB
B . . B
BBB

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

I am wondering if B voters

have thought about the absolutely massive number of reposts it'd result in?

The board will collapse under the wait of it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)

*WAITS*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

and me an editro!

/ac

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

B! Fluffy tiem

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fross Read your email on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

All the way B.

B FTW!!!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

B or C!

OR G - Lego!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

please

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corington, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

Another useful guide.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

this has it all

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

nice

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

I wish I'd thought of this

when the spoonerism compo was on. Rats!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

hahaha

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brilliant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

Nan?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

Plain or garlic?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

keema ftw

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

mmmm

meaty grannies

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

christ

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new_matt, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

Ha ha!

Dear God.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Phwoar!

Is her name Patio? Do you have her number?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Ye Gads!

my eyes, my beautiful eyes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

.............0-0......

....What....is....that....thing?????

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

I'm glad you didn't!

C];0) Woo!

EDIT: Should HAVE or should've!
Mind-wee-wee
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

Ahhh...

I should of known.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

*cries bitterly*

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

arf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

pexsavers?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

..should "have"...

;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

Yup! *spits* POITT!! Bud-DINGG!

Bleddy Wogan was pronouncing it ORDY this morning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

Audi partner?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

Wee Wee Mon Sewer!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

*spangs*

with a kettle

pointy bit forward

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

Ow!

It's stuck in my head now! I can't get it (sp)out!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

Stop all this brew-ha-ha

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

we'd be potty not to

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

You urned that one!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

chai knew that one would come out

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

Did it go on t-oolong?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

I'm trying to think of samovar tea-related puns.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

These are a bit steep

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

time to stir things up then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

you need to mow that lawn

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

I pay a man

20 quids a month to mow that lawn (and tidy up the leaves and stuff).

I live in Yorkshire so the bugger gets away with doing sod all. I am thinking of installing a secret web cam in one of the apples.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

*ZWOMP*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

Spanging time!

*spangs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

Arfles Sir!

Ive missed your puns....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

Cheers where you been?

The ear-hospital? I hope you sued Dr When! C]:0D
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

Arf!

I've been in touch with my lawyer. A fella by the name of John Giabbino....

Do you know him?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

Oooff!

That burns!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

\o/

*proffers anti-pun salve*

well . . . extra-hot ZWOMPY-brand pun rub inna anti-pun salve pot . . .
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

argh

that hurts going in and coming out

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

Nnnnnnnnng

*inserts face into desk*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

Hee hee hee

Splendid punnage

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Woo... ...osh... *spangggg*

Mind if I...

Nut worth its own thread :D

(

Bee Nice |-|, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Please feel free to delete this if it is in any way litiginous...

B3ta, you sexy bastards.

(

Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

this sir

violets my rights as a b3ta member

or something

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

arf

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

I visited scotland

can I go on the list?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

Yup

*adds*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

I am forced to go to Scotland

does that count?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

indeed

*adds also*

*checks list*

hmmm, two...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

I'd like to see this so called list...

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

very well

*shows*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

you know

most people write lists on pieces of paper

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

I'm from scotland,

can i join?

(

Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

*edit*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

Are we invading?

or something?

(

Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

yes

but not in the way you might think...

*taps nose*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

I have also Visited Scotland...

many times...

And even got engaged there. Can I be be-listed?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

*edit*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

I have thought about Scotland once. Am I eligable?

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

I've been to Scotland twice

though only enjoyed one of those visits.

Moral of this: avoid Glasgow around 2am, especially when bereft of directions :(

(

evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

Hahahahaha!

ACE! Although it's just dooomed my pic . . .

FUCKING LOVELY SHORT-ARSE!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

god, i love you

(

new_matt, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

huzzah! :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

Yay!

*glees*

(

biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

perfection

i have to say after all this, i went to see prince at the 02 last month, and he was a damn good musician and entertainer.

pity his lawyers are a bunch of cocks.

(

fross Read your email on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

this is lovely

take that, Prink

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

hehe

I really miss It's John Deacon, bring it back!!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Ray Meers looks like George Michael there!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

*plateaus*

damn you I was nearly there then

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

This demands to be FP'd, At least, I demand that it should be.

Great beardage

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

walks away whistling .....

(LazyBastard, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

do you think we made him cry?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

I hope so.

(

Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

do you think he cries purple tears?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

and pisses purple pee.

He should see a doctor.

(

Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

God I hope so

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

If I ever have the extreme displeasure to meet him

and ashally notice the turd without my electron microscope . . . I'm gonna Chinese burn him until only one thumb will fit up his smug well-trafficked ARSE!
/still grumpy

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

And... breathe.....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

*hic*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

INSANITY!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

LOL

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

The stupid bastards

Yesterday I posted this message:

www.b3ta.com/board/7787210

The image I linked to has been removed from Photobucket, but check out the top right of the page...

(songsforeveryone, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

I suspect this should have gone in an existing thread...

But it is a little silly to leave the thumbnail there, you're right =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

Click on that and the whole thing comes up

lulz

(

Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

Exactamundo

It's the same image, only a tiny bit smaller than the original.

(songsforeveryone, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

You can even link to it

s137.photobucket.com/albums/q238/songsforeveryone/?action=view¤t=prince3.gif

(bit NSFW)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

Yeah, this happened to me too

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

super troopers

sorry about the complete lack of orignality.

first icons. yay.

*edited the 2nd one to make it look more like the footsoldier of an evil empire and less like a cat*

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

YES YES!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

I like the first one.

Alot.

(

Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

^ I would like to second this opinion

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

I just LOVE these

wahey!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

LEGO :D

(

Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

oh my word

*wants*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

that got me hard.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

*boinnnnggggg*

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

All good, but I do like the first

WooYayHoopla!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

oh yes

THESE FOR THE NEXT SET, ROB, PLEEEEEEEEEAASE!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

First and second are my two faves...

But they're all damn good. Bravo!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

showdown

rissers: web sheriff

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

umm...

didn't you post this yesterday?
*is confused*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

this just freshly came from my photoshop oven

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

you ninja!!!

hahaha!
i thought the little one the middle was going to blow both the blokes away!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

it's the exact opposite

actually

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

O_o

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

I'm just confused coz I'm RISing like mad...

And it's not just me either:

EDIT: Ah, hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

Hahaha

this whiff isn't big enough for the both of us!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

pffft

literally

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

Topical

as ever...

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

i bet he's got an arse like the japanese flag.

cockus engorgio

*plays with wand*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

hahaha!!

excellent!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

Strange...

- ZOOM +

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

hahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

Pffft!

'nings, good Doctor. Fare thee well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

Aye, nonny.

Skint but happy.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

Sherlock Homes

...opening soon!

(

Ninj, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

hahahaha!!

*spangs*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

Gah!

The punnage!

(needs more pipe)

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

999 Letsbe Avenue

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

Lesbian Venue?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

69 Scissor Street?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

pfft!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

apparently these are subject to high fire danger

due to their enormous magnifying glasses

(seemikedraw, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

Hehehe

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

Yay! He's Free!!!

(

Cocksure, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

Do those shorts say "Pedo"?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

*presses escape*

umm...
no.
poor effort
D-
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

peados in speedos,

punks in trunks,
ruder sorts in bermuda shorts,
houdini in a bikini,
...

I'm spent

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

Coots in Swimsuits?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

the phrase 'ruder sorts in bermuda shorts', brings me great joy.

i shall repeat it throughout the day for my own amusement.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

Oi Prof!

JUST BEEN SPEAKING WITH DOC G (SID WASN'T THERE)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

Oh look

Lots of images of John Giacobbi

www.websheriff.com/websheriff/media.htm

(hiccup *cough*, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

*rolls newspaper*

NO!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

I read that as

"bner bner bner bner bner bner"

(

The Neville What what what, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

They have an address.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

To the Bunkers!!!

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

That link is purple

/ac

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

Purple?

Prince will sue...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

very nice

vainity maketh this man.

he fucking loves himself, the selfserving cnut.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

Good grief...

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

Conspiracy theory no 1

“The Mail on Sunday was helped in its investigation by London based company Web Sheriff.’
MAIL ON SUNDAY

(

The Tig and me, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

Let it never happen again Frankie

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

Potsdam, wrong room

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

On the subject of cute animals

Click for bigger (110KB)

(seemikedraw, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

hahahaha!!

when the wife goes into a clothes shop or something i hate,
me and the ickle ivesb stand outside, and i have her busk by singing nursery rhymes!!
when mrs ivesb comes out she throws a penny down and the nipper thinks it's great!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

This is very very cute...

I think I need some evil to counter balance now...

*torches office*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

make sure someones trapped inside!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

*lowers asbestos visor*

I'm on it...

*BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

Poor, poor chimp. I shall give him a hug.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

make sure he gives you change

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7789551

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

don't do it!

he's also a pick-pocket

(seemikedraw, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

brill!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

It's no sphinx cat...

but still...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

muppets ....

(LazyBastard, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

COCK-NOSE!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

Mmmm

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

Snophalopagus?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

As a representative of the law firm 'Lyre, Cheet and Skowndle Solicitors'

who represent Mr. Gonzo, the Muppets as an ethnic community and the Estate of Jim Henson I am here to serve notice of legal proceedings against Mr L. Bastard.

Mr. Gonzo is not objecting to use of his image in a satirical format - only to the linking of his image to that of a self-interested, purple wearing midget idiot.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

that picture is innocent

of everything , its just got bad lighting....

(LazyBastard, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

*appley blasts*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)

yay

*cuteness discharges*

WOO YAY HOOPLA

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)

yet aw

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

pfffft 'cuteness discharge'

*covets iPhone*

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)

the most hetrosexual of all Mac products

~~most hetrosexual~~ least bi-curious

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)

[insert standard fanboy response here]

*wail on about superior operating system*
*opens email attachments from unknown senders*

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

*cough*bi-curious*cough*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

they are all just copies of Xerox's desktop environment.

and have you used leopard yet? meant to be a bit buggy and also now that mac have got a bit popular people have started to write viruses for them, before hand they couldn't be arsed as it would only be arty design wankers in london and bristol that it would efect.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

I want a kittyphone

But not if it's Apple.

'NING

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)

there's nothing wrong with my NOKIA.

there, i said it, no can i phone my wife?
argh not the face!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)

I've given up on Nokias

Last one I had was shit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

i've had nae problems...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

It was SO slow

I now have my lovely Samsung, and I'm sticking with them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

NEVER had a Nokia

everyone has them... I have a nice sony which I'm about to upgrade cos it's not as nice as when i got it last year

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

I always used to have them

But once they tried to make them more complicated they went a bit pants.

I get a free upgrade once a year, so I'm sticking with the Samsungs each time :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)

I have very little opinion on the matter

except that I think Nokia must have patented a lot of things because the way some of my phones have had to do stuff (in the interface) has not been sensible.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)

was it a 6280, by any chance?

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

No, one of the newer ones

N70/80 something or other

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

i've got an N73e

it's ok.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

i have an N95

it's ace

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

nokia super club!

*high-fives*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

N70, that's what it was

I now have the Samsung D900. It's lovely.
*hugs phone*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

Aye...

my last one died a death after a few months...

Mind you, let's see how this Sony Errrrriccccccsssson* does...

*I never know the right number of letters to use.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

I had a sony ericson one

but I didn't like it so I sold it on ebay.

/ Simon Bates's Our Tune.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

*plays Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now*

And that one goes out to Afinkawan, hope it makes your day.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

Sony Ericsson FTW!

I've had 3 now and sold each one after a year for £50 upwards!
They last forever and hold a reasonable value.

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

mmm...

i got one at the mo, but I think i'm gonna go back to Motorola

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

1 r 1c 2 s's

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

Ericsson

Woohoo!

I should know, it's sitting right in front of me...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

Cuteness discharge!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)

hurrah!

you bring joy!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

This is indeed most woo

great hummus

but still have trouble distinguishing you from the other fella, y'know - whatsisname...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

bilbobarneybobs?

He does tend to copy my style.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

that's the fella

I'd issue him with a cease and desist order if I were you

I think your line work is slightly thicker...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

This is fact!

*Clicks*

(

IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Nice.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

if that's what's in iphones

i think my phone is filled with those horrible wrinkly fur-less cats

(seemikedraw, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

Awwww...

Sphinx cats are lovely, they just need to be kept warm...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

you mean like in a microwave or an oven?

(seemikedraw, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

NO!

By cuddling them and keeping the central heating on full...

Also, they get sunburn....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

i'm actually a cat person

so i shouldn't wish harm on any kind. although i must say my burmese would win out of a fight with a sphinx cat.

(seemikedraw, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

Ah you say that now...

And you're probably right..

All it would have to do is stand in a cold spot...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

Ah.

Must be a Nokia.

Each iPhone has a minimum of four (4) cute animals carefully inserted to make it attractive to small children and crows.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

Damned nokias.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

shhh!!

he'll hear you...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

Hahahaha

wonderful

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

This brings me happiness

on a cold and foggy Thursday, for which I am most grateful.

Woo!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

Hahahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

well, you're no wheelybird...

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new_matt, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)

hahaha

Grand!
An accurate description of the difference between iphone and a damned nokia

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

Wheelybird @ The Coventry Broam Exchange 15/11

Whipping the crowd into a frenzy from the word go, the Wheelybird war machine rolls into town to deliver a massive concussion of rock'n'roll.

Opener "Houseguest" is deliciously sinister, creeping into the skull of all present like a brain spider. The Broam Exchange itself is the perfect venue for such an event, and it's as if the heaven's themselves have aligned when the first few notes of "1am Merthyr Tydfill" seem into the room.

This is an experience unlike any other, catch Wheelybird in a small venue while you still can.

4.5/5

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

hahaha!!

i love these.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

It's been a while...

For some reason, I woke up this morning thinking I should write one about Wheelybird...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

i've got mine in me profile!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

*feels proud*

So's Nibs....

This must be what it's like to be good at arty stuff and do people's pics....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

*copies*

EDIT

*can't find*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

Oooh! Oooh! Do me!

Ahem. I mean, one of these about me, of course.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

Mrs Trellis @ Milton Keynes Roundabout House 15/11

With a spectral intensity to rival that of any in the business today, Mrs Trellis has built a reputation for storming live sets over the years. Certainly there are very few solo females that would take a step as daring as the "Mercurial Kitten" tour back in '95.

The current tour, for new album "Hot Water, Frosty Windscreen" sees explosions, glitter cannons and at the end, the glorious release of what seems like thousands of birds into the night sky. Some might say it's too much, but as the show concludes with "Party Like It's 1998 (One Year Before Fucko)" there's clearly no other performer like her.

4.5/5

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

*stands on stage*

*dances to the music in his own head*

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

Interpretive dance FTW!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

I think I've just had my first

internet non-porn-related orgasm.
Woo. Woooooooo..
:@ }

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blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

Stop ripping off Wheelybird!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

the new LG is better then the Iphone

100% NORDIC GOD FACT

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

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