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From the Boer War

This chap won quite a few laurels but has been since cruelly written out of history.

More bird headed soldiers:
The Turkey Quartermaster-General
A US Civil War hero
The Scots Guards' Proudest Moment

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boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

Well *I* think he's lovely

and deserves more replies

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

haha

thank you. But he was written out of history, so maybe it's fitting...

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boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Sorry about this...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

hahahahaha

Oof!

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

*tap tap*

Hello Mr Sonofodin, please could you explain the joke?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

tis barba the elephant

or his foot as least.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

Umbrellarbar?

I still don't get it.

I am confused.

(it was a trick pie)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

colonial types used to like to make umbrella holders out of elephants' feet.

bless 'em

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

and umbrella handles out of Ivory

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Oh yes of course

I get it now.

Bastards. Hollowing out toddlers is both more practical (freight costs) and a much more renewable source.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Not as sorry as BarBa was!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

hahaha, he then went on to save the universe...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

well that puts my post in the shade

have a John

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

Totally unshopped

I see the recruiting standards of Tesco are as high as ever.

Edit: Just noticed where it is cropped on the right "Hot Pizz". Sniggers.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

Oh bless them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!

How's my favourite horny little minx?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

Hewwo!

I'm ok, bit drained at the moment (lost 2 stone for no reason, getting diabetes test on the 29th) but apart from that I'm good- you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

I'm in fine fettle.

Weight loss is good , but not if illness related :(
Hope the test is ok.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

So do I!

I think it's probably just work stress, but family history and all that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

Shopped pictures only, etc etc...

* Pffft

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

Well...

...it was taken in a shop. Does that count?

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

Ok...

Have a woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

Wow.

Take them to trading standards over it and get FREE pizzas.
Or just make a fuss at the till - I seem to recall there's a sign saying if your billing is incorrect, they will give you a full refund...

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

I bet people still buy them because they're on offer though

It's an odd mentality :)

I saw a great one the other day on some varieties of Walkers Sensations (big bags)
£1.49 or two for £1.00

Heheh, I got a couple of packs for the cupboard

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

I'd cut to the chase and put them next to the sofa

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Sracist!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

RIS?

"Sracist"?

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

Sniggers
;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

Doh!

Scunthorpe

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

He-Man became the most feared Millwall supporter

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)

I HAVE THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

*applauds politely too*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

I don't have the clap really.

I've never had an std, touchwood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

woodtoucher

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

that's a quick way to get one

or so I heard

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

You knows it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

I've only ever had Aids

I didn't go back for my follow-up appointment but I feel all better again now so I think it cleared up of its own accord

Phew!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

No more bumming menfolk for you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD LET ME GET THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAP

in other news, does the ginger have to be on the tits?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

I don't know. *looks down*

It is at the moment because I've got my hair down. It's not attached to my tits or anything.

Ginger crumbs could be on the tits. You know, from biscuits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

This combination of ginger nuts and bungles intigues me.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

biscuits + bungles = a damn good night in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

If only I could have a good night in

working tonight + working yesterday + working tomorrow = :(

_{In fairness I brought it on myself by spending all my money on games}

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Ouch!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

It wouldnt be so bad if all the dickheads which come down the bar weren't complete rahs

_{rich arse holes}

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

spit on their wives!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

Yeah

The Minogue sister's let herself go too:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

From the neck up her and B_E are so similar.

IMO anyway. And that's good, because ickle Kylie's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

Any winehouse?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

still would...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

You'd shag the Amy Winehouse.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

maybe...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

... after Pete Docherty had been at her.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

phwoar

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McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

Millwall Millwall

you’re all really dreadful, and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated

(Hagbard MacDougal, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

*nuts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

*crisps*

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

*twiglets*

(Hagbard MacDougal, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

DEATHROCK.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

*eats ALL OF THEM*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Pfft.

Milfwall more like.

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

'Ning all.

Bloody circus midgets...

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

These will get annoying after a while

but this one is well-execute at least. woo!

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

Takes me too long to 'shop stuff - it was topical when I thought of it, honest guv!

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

There's lots of little touches an that, so it must have taken you a while.

Gold star for effort!

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

*Pins gold star to chest*

*accidently pierces lung*

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

s'ok, it's what the human body has spares for

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

I think this is great!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

Need more....

Prince !

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

Reminds me of when b3ta disappeared for a few days back in 2005

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drunkenoaf, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

* not to self

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

*ahem*

yay

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

* cock

* opens MS Paint

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)

hahaha! extremely well done!

*shunts*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

no, really, top work!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Apologies to the Aussie B3tards

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Mod Edit, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

is that

in the Thames?

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)

nah, it's a fake

no ladder or helicopter

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

Can't be

...no whale.

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Mod Edit, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

The crystal clear clarity of the water

suggests it could be nowhere else

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

it's okay

i'm not particularly fussed

(seemikedraw, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

Are you Australian?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

yup

but that doesn't mean i'm a big crocodile hunter fan :)

(seemikedraw, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

Well you learn something new everyday!

/ac

I didn't know you were. And now I do ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Yeah so i'm kinda out of synch with most people on b3ta

i'm always posting something just before i hit the sack and you're just getting into your day. assuming you're english?

(seemikedraw, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

Mariiiiiiinaaaaaa

Aquamariiiiinaaaaaaa

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

Hahahah

Im an Aussie, most of us hated him as much as the rest of the world did.. no harm, no foul :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)

I god damn hope so anyway!

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

Reading

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

nope

sorry,

Bristol

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

Hang on, mate

Reading is nowhere near Bristol - you nonsense!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

I know

I was confused

I think she moved from Reading in 1997

last Address I had was

14 Brindle Place
Inner Bowtry
Bristol
BS1 2PF

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

Hey Bilbo!

Those shirts you helped me with arrived today.

Cheers for your help with the pantones. They look ace.

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Curis, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)

Such a coquettish little look.

You need a fan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)

and a shave

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

NO!

More beard is better than less beard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

That's all the beard I'm able to grow.

A lot of my chin is nasty hairless scar tissue.

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Curis, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

The manwife's beard isn't very luxurious

he can just about get a little one on his chin, and a tache and that's it. So you're doing better than him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

i shave once a week

and have fair hair on my chin.

i'm 33 for god sake, i should be able to grow a beard.

/neverhaveabeardblog

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

I rather liked that programme.

It had maps. And a capella singing.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

my amiga* version came with a handy pocket atlas

I still have it

_{*sooooooooooo much better than Atari ;)}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)

Technostalgia FTW!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

"Oh well, waste not, want not"

said Pooh

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

Arf!

That's fantastically sinister...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

This all over

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

That all round

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

this that and the other mother

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gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

Not my mother

brother

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

mmmm

Jamaican beer can

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

yum!

tasty raw piglets.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

boiled

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

nyam nyam nyam!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

Erm

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

Yay! Penguins!

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

We like Penguins...

Whatever happened to "Penguin Thursdays"?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

Good question

we need more penguin thursdays

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

Woo! Cows on penguins!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

maaaaap maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

Pingu!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

I could do this forever.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)

Why would you want to?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

hehehe - like it!

Penguins FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

Hahaha! :D

this makes me weep copious mirthtears

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

pingu FTW!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7RcqRmBlIQ

After re-watching it: This is the best thing EVER!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

I concur

Wow! \o/

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

From Google News just now...

Ok, so maybe it's not quite there but I still thought the advert oddly appropriate...

(PsychoticSock, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

You broked it

Edit: ah, it's there now...
EditEdit: ...I don't understand it... break it again please...
EditEditEdit: I was only kidding :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

L O L

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

Could you make this a bit bigger please?

I need something to wedge the door open with.
;P

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

Go on, make it a gif

that's at least twice the required size

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

all i'm getting a HUGE redex

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

*ahem* a bit big?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

* Zips up

"Sorry"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

Cavey Wavey's more successful than ever

though God only knows why!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

*chokes on tea*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Crivens! I can't believe I didn't spot it earlier!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

So true, so very very true...

'ning the board!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

'ning Price!

;)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

2.99 to you mate

EDIT: and 'ello!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Although this is a fair price.

I got it free with the guardian!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

The Grauniad?

*sues*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

Ning Satan

How's hell?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hell is ace

I just managed to fend off all the Take That fans* attempting to crash gig ticket sites and get myself some My Bloody Valentine tickets...

WOOHOOO!!!!

*may have invoked Satanic powers to do so...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

ningles broom

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Guten Morgen JS!

Wie gehts du?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

My guts do fine, ta

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

Just as well...

A healthy digestive system is very important.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

Pffft

Aces!

*clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

arf!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

Haha !

Oh yes !

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

this is quite funky - nice idea sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Arf!! :D

...and speaking of comedians... how disappointing was The Mighty Boosh last night? :(

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Not for me

i think it'as always rubbish

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

I'm inclined to agree with you

But my wife finds it funny, and it has its moments, but last nights was trash.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

Bumblebee had a hard time getting new customers

this took me quite longer than I'd care to admit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

Oi Hai

popular Red Light District reference picture bot

/Debbilgrllllllllllllllll

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

WTHAYBOA?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

part of what he means is

it's the only good source pic of an Amsterdam window...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Aaah okay

I had two, but decided to use that one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

is he doing the robot?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

OH Hai Popular Prostitute!

oh hai b3ta :D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

with legs like that?

i would have thought he'd be a busy bee.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

Well it's hardly surprising

mediocre indeed. not much of an advert is it?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

It's a Way of Life™

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

Looks just like a telefunken U47

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

with leather

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

Hehehe

Nicely!

Manbot in disguise!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Autobitch, perform!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

.....

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

took me a couple of seconds there...

woo

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

* Should read..

"The Spangees"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

Real tales of San Francisco? (Well, LA, but close enough...)

;)

ps, comporoast thingy:

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

haha!~

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

ha ha ha

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rob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

Haha

Like the NI number.

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le brian, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

Nice one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

Drop the S from Hits

and you have a winner on both :)

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Ratsta, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

Buckle up! It's the Happy Friday Song!

I dunno if anyone knows it but I used to have the 45 as a kid

Sing-a-longa
~~There's no link to last weeks as I can't find it. Glasscock hasn't been updated since October and the link in my profile only goes back to Monday C]:0( Can anyone find it?~~
Found last weeks!
Enjoy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

Unexpected Mythical Beastie!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

^ that

* happy again

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

Re: Raspberry beret, found at a 2nd hand store

found at a 2nd hand storeI trust you shat in it . . . ?
Grrrr! /still angry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

Well it was on some dwarf's head at the time

so I nicked it and left a deposit.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

Yay ! Surprise Unicorn !

Lovely stuff :D

*huggles*

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

that's great

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

*Sings along*

I love these friday songs, they never fail to cheer me up :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

Does it matter what the song is

or if you know it?

/market research
I'm keen to know

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

I don't think it does matter if you don't know

the song beacuse you've presented the lyrics in syllables, so one could make up one's own tune if one didn't already know it, even more fun ! Huzzah !

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

I can

hold on luvvy

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

s'ok hun! I got it from my existing links

Thankyou! Mwwwah! *hugs*
Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

Ah hokey dokey !

you gazzed me the link last week :)

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

Ahh!

yeah! I shoulda checked me sent items! Thanks HRH! Happy weekend to you and yours and a special Happy Weekend to Verity and the Blackpool bashers! Huzzah!
I'm sorry to be missing it

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

You too luvly !

I'm full of mucus at the moment so a weekend of medicinal brandy may be in order ;)

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

We go to choir onna Tuesday

and have to have medicinal brandy to help ease the throat!

EDIT: Have you been to the doctor yet? Have you been to the doctor yet? Have you been to the doctor yet? Have you been to the doctor yet? Have you been to the doctor yet? Have you been to the doctor yet? Have you been to the doctor yet? Have you been to the doctor yet? Have you been to the doctor yet? C]:0D
or calvados! Mmmm! Get better soon!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

No.

I.

Haven't.

Dearest David, do you seriously believe I'm going to put my brandy-fuelled weekend on hold for the sake of a few antibiotics ??? Hmmm ? :D

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

Woo happy times!

Dave...

Next week...?

www.lunchboxpad.com/home/lbpextras/musicbox/music/banana_splits.mp3

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

Ooh! I'll put it on the list!

Thanks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

the best quality copy of this Ive ever heard

thanks !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

ninnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggs

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

Nings WB

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

yay!!!

yoonicorns ftw!

and that is definitely a new creationist theory i've not seen before.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

that !

gives me the orn, lol

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

you're 'orn mad!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

surely when you were a kid, Dave, it was a '78

/or a wax cylinder ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

*cries bitterly*

Ashally it was a music box . . .
Hahaha! 'ning you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

hehehe ' ning my good man

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

I tried to get a few turns off on scrabulous last night,

but it was a bit borky and took for EVAR!
grrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

no worries fella, I caught up this morning, so its your turn when you're ready :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

*wanders in*

Yay, happy Friday song! WOO!

*wanders back out again*

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yippee!

Sorry I din't give you the nod I was distracted C]:0( Hope you're BRAW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

Thankyou and everyone else

gleeeeeeeeee!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

\0/ YAY!

wonderful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

Yay!

I have stayed up ALL night waiting for this. Now I can go to bed :)
All those lovely animals! You are so extra good at animals.
Woo
*click*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

Blummin' eck!

your poor bleary eyes!
*huggles* n-night!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Yay

Can't wait to hear what the hell this is!

Nicely done sir!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

heh :)

you NEED to do Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) because that's possibly one of the cheeriest songs ever devised by humankind.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

hmm . . . I know of it, but I don't know it terribly well

but I don't know it terribly wellI'd have to learn it . . .
do you have an mp3 link?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

it's kinda annoying, but only in a 'far too cheery' kinda way

so it's the sort of thing that would blast away those friday blues...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

This it?

EDIT: Perhaps This is a better version?
or is it a crap version?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

This

gives me glee

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

I ain't the first...

...but I'm sure I won't be the last before the day is out.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

Why does Pudsey have a pair of girl's polka dot pants on his head this year?

Look: www.bbc.co.uk/pudsey/ Those are definitely girl's pants.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

I hate it when that happens.

STUFF LIKE PUDSEY SHOULD NOT BE CHANGED.

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Cae1, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

Times change, people move on, want different things.

It's OK. And today's Friday.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

he's gone all new rave.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

like that do you boy?

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gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

EELS!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

i saw it on the bbc website a bit ago,

it seemed like a bit of a 'best of series 2' episode.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

Somehow I missed all of series 2

I've no idea how that happened, but last night's episode worked okay for me possibly as a result of that.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

haha,

the final episode of season 2 was wonderful, it's probably worth watching the series for that.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

the live show dvd is excellent

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gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

i've got to get round watching that,

i've heard good things.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

it's really long

like three hours or something, i was surprised

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gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

I thought it was over-reliant on material from the series

which is a shame...

last night's episode was funny in parts, but again could do with a shot of novelty

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

ahhh but they were doing the live shows long before they were on tv or radio

so you could say it's the other way round

or could you?

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gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

fair point

I haven't seen the earlier live shows, so I couldn't say which derives from the other

/underinformed blog

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

the fans are jerks.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

haha watched that lastnight

it wasn't bad :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

Has my thread been jacked

to talk about Boosh?

*tuts*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

It was an unfortunate Muff Diving accident?

Apparently he got the Bends and everything.

* wishes him a quick recovery

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

he is a

big pervert.

you can see it in his tiny eyes. he's waiting to do some sexual offences.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

he found maddie.

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fross Read your email on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

HES GOING TO EAT ME D:

*runs*

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Cae1, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

Topical pea

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

fixed

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

i like this

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rob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

Hahahaha

Most excellent!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

ah yes it's that day

(pdjpdj, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

Cook em up, cook em up.

BBQ'd hide!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

haha

I've been waiting for a repost excuse...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

cor!

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gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

Aha!

So he never did have a poorly eye!
What a trickster!!! I want all my donations back !!!!!

Woo btw

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

mongychops removed the scarf/bandage

which gave him an interesting expression, which in turn led to me adding dribbly cock...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

dribbly!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

now slam the blocks together

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

~~blocks~~ bollocks

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

Braw!

I found a sandstone Beadle hand

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

Mustard powder ftw!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

your desk is a bloody disgrace

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

I wonder if that cup gives super powers to the drink inside it tho

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

Quick n doity

Click for bigger (200KB)

(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

poor bill :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

Pffft !

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)

Yup Bill from the Goodies.

you know! He used to get high on sherbert! and... and...
*hides under a pile of coats*

(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

I'm far too young to remember the Goodies

;)

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

I recognised him...

but dont remember that!

Too old maybe....

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

Errm .....

I dunno?

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

Grannies eh?.....

(ivor_the_engine, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

Ewe are sick

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

hahahaha

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

yaay..gladys!! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

*groan*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Genuine lol

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

brilliant!

*clicks

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

Ha ha!!!

That just gets better & better with each line..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

how I've missed you

ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

Hee hee !

Lovely to see Gladys again !

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rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

Pffft

That's BAaaaad!*

Fuckin' ace

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XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

hahaha! more!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)

Ewesome...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)

the best

baaa none

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

Gladys!

and now Granny Flossy with great reminiscing.
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

bleatin' hilarious!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

Linus's Breakdown

It was bound to happen sooner or later

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skamstur, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

i see

~~dead people~~ Red Ex

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

erm...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

my god!!

I think you win best lurker of all time.
woo to you.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

^this

posts every 2 months whether he needs to or not.

Shame about the redex though - quite intrigued by the title...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)

(jammietarts ..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)

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