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# "Damn, the landspeeder's broken and I need to go look for the droids. What shall I do?"

*ducks*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oh and is anyone having difficulty getting onto WoW?

*uses duck*

*horses*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I am
my missus won't let me
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Maybe you're trying to connect up the wrong server:P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# heh
I used to play til the first expansion came out. Don't seem to have the time these days
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# And that statement just makes the missing of my smutty remark
all the more funny:P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Ooh I got the smutty remark
I just moved it to one side
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Just logged onto Korgal fine
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# pisspoocuntyballflaps!
lightbringer ain't working
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Login servers
Were screwed up yesterday, might still be dodgy
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# the charge of the lightsaber brigade!
woo!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# argh!!
spanged!.....

MINK!!!
avenge me...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *dons anti-mink bat belt*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# A minkbat?
don't actually think that's bindun yet has it?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I don't know which pun is more shocking..
I shall have to sweep the frying pan from one face to the next, in a kind of SPWANG.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# aw
=(
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Oi! You there!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7822472

woo to the pic btw.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# USE THE HORSE PUKE!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Edit: Actually this is why Luke's on a horse:

Gibbon joyriders
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# one's crown is also useful for when one has one too many

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Toupé!
Nicely shipped!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# you back from the pub already?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Was gonna say, was a bit quick.
I BET HE'S FUCKING MUNTED.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I got distracted.
:(

RIGHT. REALLY. PUB O' CLOCK. See you all there.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# get me a pint of strongbow in!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *giggles from the corner*
girl
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# QUIET!!
*pokes*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ouch
my epidermis
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# what did i just say?!
*jabs*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# pint of london pride for me......
Mmm
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I'll have a half of black isle and a nip of Ardbeg
many thanks
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Two sherries, one's pissed.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# i can only see half of that picture...
=(
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Nice :D
ps, have a cheeky pea
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Haz no winky or mimsi!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I know,
didnt have to shop it or replace it with a cdc either. Bizarre!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# MORE SCIENCE™

CFB (Aboot 300k)

Previously on SCIENCE™
Pineberry
Camingo
Frapple
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# That is absolutely brilliant®
Woo Yay
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Ithankyousir
However, not nearly as interesting as some of the animals I bet you see every day =]
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Some of them have beady eyes and give me the fear
CFB
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# If you get two angry ones side by side
Do they swordbillfight?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# They are actually quite placid
except if anything else gets to near, at which point they spread out their wings and make a hissing sound rather like a banshee
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# cwoooaaar blimey, that's a pretty picture.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# creepy!
*loads Blunderbuss*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# 'lo son :)

You behaving yourself?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# he's not
*tells tales*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# CORNER!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *goes back to the corner*
*mutters mutinously*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I HEARD THAT!!
*brandishes poking stick*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# ummm...
yeah sure why not!

actually..
i tidied the house, washed your car and put dinner on..
dragonball Z budokai tenkaichi 3 is out on the PS2
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *watches carefully*
Jess, I suggest you spaz back a bit =)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# erk!
*darts off*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Looks like squirren for dinner then!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Nice! \o/
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# A BEARIE DOG! =]
Lovely!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Mohammed?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# is it zoo time then?

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# These are ace!
Here have this:

I think "Frapple" would be a better name =)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I also thought of frapple, but a bit too late =[
I shall edit it though, I prefer it =]

LOVELY woo by the way! Hi cockalorum in order methinks!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# IT IS KITTAH TEIMS?
This is wooperb.

And with that, I'm off to the pub! Tatatatata.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Science is fun
YAY
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# FOOL! YOU WILL DESTROY US ALL!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# There is much woo in this pic
But where are the tits?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
#

thanks to Tealord...

previously
b3ta.com/board/7819538
b3ta.com/board/7819475
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Haha, Return to the Henceforth is my favourite =)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Definitely agree =]
All woo though!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *spots*
*pelts across board*
*glomps*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Yay!
*removes trousers*
*returns glomp*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# dad!!
you are the baron
AICMFP
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# you're obsessed man
OBSESSED!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *eyes pzy*
*taps hitting stick in hand*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Baron?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Baron?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# YAY winner
I'm glad I suggested you make this into a series.

You can all thank ME later

WOO YAY
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# yes indeedy thank you
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# oh fuck yes, i heartily endorse this franchise.
*click*......*click**click*.......*click**click**click**click*....................*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
#

Just time for one last sketch.
Suggestions?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# A herd of zombie zebras on the zambezi
who are Celtic supporters having an informed debate about James Joyces' Ulysses
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# someone shooting an elastic band at a collegue, and it taking his head clean off..
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# The true nature of man
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# An old and knackered but really comfortable pair of boots
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Curvatious Cuties
Entangled in each other's space suits caught unawares in the act by the captain of the space frigate Jolly Jack, who has just boarded to deliver another industrial size drum of space lube because the last shipment got mysteriously misappropriated.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Good God!
this will keep me going for a while
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# something fluffy
like a blow dried red panda cub. they are all the fluff
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# :)
CFB
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# You, sir..
Are just one magic fluff machine.

And it is marvelous.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Firefox!
*cuddles*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Sand.
Just sand.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# filth
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ^ this

* with six tits
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# colkatonis miners
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Scarlet
Reinventing the wheel
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Scarlett and Hyperfrog
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# scarlet in a compromising situation.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Who's the best animal? Pigs or Horses?
I asked Harry Hill and he reckons there's only one way to find out ...



Edit for horse-eye-glowingness
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Horses every time.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# just a little clue?
please!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
#
clue
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# quiet you!!
or are you the baron!!
*grabs*
i've got him everyone!!
bring your hitting sticks!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *brings*
*hits*

*sneaks away while everyone is distracted*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I was using mine to point at stuff
like that thing

*points*

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# don't use your hitting stick for pointing!!!
use your pointing stick!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I broke my pointing stick :(
I hit Freebs with it :(
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# just go and sit in the corner.
i don't want to look at you anymore.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# :(
*waits for Debbil with spanking stick*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# * hides in closet with video cam
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!!
you're in the closet!!


god, i want to go home.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I've got hair in real life.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# hmmm...
not dixon then..
=D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# He had hair when I saw him. It was elsewhere on his face but he had it.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# DAD!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Billy? Is that you?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hmmm...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Your horse's eyes aren't glowy enough.
but Woo!

edit: I stand sit corrected. His eyes are all aglow now!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Horse is a alien?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# but of course!
(you're no noob, either)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
#
How's that?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Much improved!
That gets a Yay! in addition to my previous Woo!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Cheers.
You were absolutely right. I like it better now.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# \o/
What's not to like? It's got bacon and glue!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Careful
He'll throw Horse Lightning.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I have just noticed this.
It very nearly escaped unspanged.

*spangs*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha!!
pigs!!
because they're so damned tasty.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# pigs! because moo just doesnt sound right!
/r.i.p oink blog
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# anyone who's read Animal Farm knows the answer to this
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# the porn industry?
oh..you said 'read'
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Well, you can eat a pig (unless you're muslim or jewish) but you can't eat a horse (unless you're french)
but you can't ride a pig (unless you're a redneck) and you can ride a horse (unless you're Christopher Reeve).

So in answer to you're question, the best animal is the domestic cat.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# 'cuz you can eat one and ride one?
doesn't get...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# cats are the worst of ALL the pets.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *GASP!* You can be so cruel when you're sober
*runs off crying*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# So where do meerkats and ferrets enter the equation?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# You couldn't let it lie could you!?
You just HAD to mention meerkats and ferrets.

YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# SCIENCE
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# On toast

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# are they tangy?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# that's the buzz
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# hee hee!
they tickle my tummy.....




ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# *Weeps blood and puss*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# now they would definitely make you fartz.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The kid's to pissed to be kept awake by teddy sniggering
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Well I suppose it's an improvement on the bum rape
Woo.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# The bear's called Mohammed, right?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# All bears are called Muhammed
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *burns embassy*
*smokes*

urgh - I wish I bought nice cigarettes...

:(
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# haha!
I like the label
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# 'tis a popular book indeed

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# That is absolute class, Sir Tribs
Woo
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# i approve of this
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ..


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# No doubt a delicacy in some parts of the world
Just not these parts
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Crunchy *and* chewy!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside!
Armadillos!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Lice Cream?
eurgh.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# cos they can!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
#
Sparky Heffrey

Because I can.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *videos*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# O RLY?
Go on then... prove it.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# This will have to suffice
Careful - not for the sqeamish...

i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa166/jeffrey917/2001.jpg

Certified 98% horse-free.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Ah...
That explains it...

*quietly admires*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Nathen Petrelli?
nice body for an old man!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# er...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Don't know 'im

Wait a minute! I'm not so fictional as all that!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# fuck, I thought that was Andy Partridge for a moment
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# You really ARE old, aren't you?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# yep
I am 19 years younger than Mr Partridge, to the day
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Prefer Dukes of the Stratosfear to XTC
But that's just me. My birthday's in common with that short shit that's married to Katie Holmes. Almost the same year, but he'll be dead before me.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha! Smashing!
have this: Beasties
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# That is bizarre
...very, very bizarre.

and yet for some reason I am still listening!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# well at least he hasn't got his lipstick out
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# pfft!
*Liberally applies
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I endorse this fully.
I'm sure Chike would too.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Flowerpot!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Nope.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Rob?
It's a longshot but you never know...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Nah, rob would just post as other people at random using l33t skillzorz.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# but his lipstick is detachable!!!
how does that work?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# all is explained here
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Detachable Penis?
love that song...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# great stuff!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Very nice.
Does anyone here know what dog yachting is all about?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# yes
arse wiping on the carpet
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# oh.
he he he he ...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Nicely
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# CANINIBAL.
Cananibibble.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# .......

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Nice work president Brown.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I don't have Flash yet.
Can you tell?

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
that's very dubiously animated... but superb also. I especially like how he flies at the end.

WOO YAY
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# You! Issue a statement that says you are not me.
ivesb seems confused and although this may also be cured by some horses a statement would help too.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Ey Oop, Prof
ProfGot yerself a new account?


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# But I'm not a professor, I'm a very naughty boy.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# or girl.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# you are so transparent.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# psst
who is it? Dave? It's Dave isn't it? Dave The Hat... Lord David of Hattington... Davidus Hattius...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# It's probably someone approaching a posting milestone who doesn't want to waste posts till nekkid
and no, it's not me either
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# yeah
you've got ages to go haven't you...?

Oh well - I can honestly say I don't care.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# and we are not the same person.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I can solve this.
Oi! Baron! Who are you?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Now you know that isn't how guess who works.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Oh.... we have to guess?
I thought we could just offer you some Jaffa Cakes or something...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Nope, cakes are a lie.
Guessing on the other hand is very in this season.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Oh.
Are you Captain Wow?
Trelly?
Debbil?
Prof KM?
Freebs?
Aphex?
Griffy?
Me?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I don't think I'm any of them
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Jessie?
Pachey?
Mstandot?
Wasp Box?
Happy Toast?
Jolly Jack?
Mediocre?
Afinkawan?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Again not even close.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# what? NONE of them?
Hang on...

Are you....

Baron Von Pinkenhoffer?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I'm not even sure myself anymore.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# It's
getting
a
bit
cramped
over
here.
I
give
up.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I can safely validate that I am indeed someone.
The rest may or may not be true.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Nah
Not nearly enough crap punnage to be Dave - even if he was trying to conceal his identity I'm sure he couldn't help himself and would have given something away by now...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Dave's puns are the finest. You take back your hurtful comments.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Touched a nerve have I...
DAVE?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# But I'm not Dave although I have been seen in a hat once.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I would issue a statement
but my secretary is currently dealing with another of my issues, and so we're both very busy.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Fair enough.
ivesb, be a love and click this link
http://www.redhotmonkeypron.com
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *clicks*
*hums along*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# you know our ways
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Wheras I DO have Flash . . . look!



(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# And you use it
wisely.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Pish and Tush and thanks!
and WOO!


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# much easier than a river :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I think I've found a legal loophole...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ahh
i like this!! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Mind if I have a cheeky pea roast?






(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# 'red hot magic' my arse
heheh
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# red hot magic arse?
can I see?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# this!
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# if you can crane your head round far enough..
*grunts*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# It was more of a command really
and seeing as you didn't nekkid....
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I know :(
I am ashamed
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# haha v.good!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha!!
his silouhette is ours now!!

god my spelling sucks..
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Ha
Nicely =]
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I love this like a fat kid loves cake
... which is a lot.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hello...BARON VON PINKENHOFFER!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# My Lord
*bows low*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *checks out*
not bad..
been working out?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# He's not me you know.
You really are thinking along the wrong lines.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *suspects Freebs has something to do with this*
hello new person

*eyes suspiciously*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Nope, ol' bilbo has no part in these shenanigans.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# okay then
I just assume/hope everyone's bilbo... that Norma Snockers lass, I think he's her too.

Are you a regular b3tan or a legitimately new person pull up a kitten shop the Quo look no hands n00b?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Norma Snorckers..
PHWOAR!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# she's not real
and she's nothing on the real b3ta babes
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# True dat!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Too bad she's not real either.
Poor Ivesb, nobody to fantasize about...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# meh
why bother fantasising about real women? If you're going to go to all the effort of fantasising you might as well push the boat out and dream up someone while you're at it.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# That is part of the mystery.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# it's a new suit
and I'm wearing a bow tie instead of a tie.. it accentuates the pecs...

*flexes*
*welcomes to the gun show*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# with relevant apols to you know who...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# No.
I don't know who.

Tell me. Explain.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# when the winds from the east, the fish bite the least
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Prince™
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# when a mummy b3tan and a daddy b3tan love each other very much
a special type of jelly is secreted from the daddy b3tan's glands and this is applied liberally. The mummy b3tan then hibernates for 15 weeks in a caccoon made of coconut husks. Needless to say the daddy b3tans get bored and wander off, normally across 7 lanes of traffic to the nearest fishing hive, where the juice is squeezed from many bees. Their efforts are ultimately pointless as the baby is inevitably lazy.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# wtf
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# that's how b4by b3tans are made
... popbitch pups are formed in a similar way, but the process involves a lot more hate and spitting and, if you want a really beautiful baby, you have to take shavings from Kylie Minogues ankle bones...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Thanks Daddy.
Can I go play in traffic now?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# yes
make sure you wear lots of dark colours...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *splut *
wave bye bye
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, the miracle of life.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *attenboroughs*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# tis a nod to banksy i do believe, he put up a whole bunch of window frames and cracks and the like on the ?israeli?palestinian? seperation wall, to emulate what could possibly be on the other side, things like beaches and beautiful sunsets,
this pic emulates the view from the other side of one of these such window frames.

EDIT: much like this snipurl.com/banksybollocks
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Ah.
I also expect it uses current events in a way which, right now, I just don't get.

edit: thanks for the edit. That edit made the original image make a lot more sense. Perhaps the original could be edited to include your edit.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# the word "banksy" in the pic gave some small clue
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# you might be right there, i didn't catch it first time round
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# oh obviously, goes without saying when it's BBD. no doubt Bush has just managed to wangle something to make himself richer whilst creating abject misery for others...
EDIT: no doubt summat to do with this news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7114396.stm i don't quite catch the political significance but i long ago gave up trying to understand the subtleties of BBDs pics and have resigned myself to just admiring the skill and handiwork he uses...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I must confess to liking this more:
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Heh
Very good
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Bob wished that he hadn't been so blasé at the Job Centre
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# pffft.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwww I loves badgers!
Lovely vicious beasties.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Is that not illegal?
Pffttt
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Platonically loving badgers?
not in the slightest. Unlike...YOUR FACE.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Oooooooooooooo
'ning by the way!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Buuuuurn!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Oooo....

did I touch a nerve?

* noonall by the way
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *pulls face*
Nah, only joshing.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# No worries...
Have a noon
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# what is it with you and pulling peoples faces!!
he hasn't evn got your eyepatch!
=D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Noon ivesb!
How you hanging?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# with my feet off the ground...
*kicks*
urk!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *pulls face*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *fulls pace*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# So that's what happened to the girl in Rev Jesse's post
down there
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# ouch!!
i'm sorry!!
*sobs like a little bitch*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# earns a bit of extra cash doing weddings and brithday parties though
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# but then wastes it getting wasted
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Likes a pint and a bit of inspector morse though
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ^this
I like
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# a long time ago, was this front paged
and then removed?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# You have the memory of a heffalump, dear Sir
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# removed for what?
badgerarse?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# can't remember,
may have been a false rumour that it wasn't actually altered.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# if he'd really got a badger to pose for that shot
a front page would be the least he deserved
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Badgertse

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# indeed
it was my first ever post
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# so cosy
almost makes me want to settle down with a pint and an inspector morse dvd
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# And wank the night away?
Might join you.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
First lol of the day - have a click
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# gawdblessyagavna
:D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Pfft
Brilliant =]

And such a lovely badger!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am RISing
but it's funny
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# It's a badger
does exactly what it says on the tin.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# tin!
hahaha
unintentional pun?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# There is no such thing as unintentional
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# gah
ello brooms
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# 'lo Nibs
How's the mighty outer reacehs of the M25 today?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I am inside the m25 today
but in the wilderness of Slough it was a bit cold and dark
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# flowerpot request...! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Again, fantastic!
Although, your source picture folder must be ridiculous...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hahah
not really that much stock really :D i must get some new ones! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# It's not noticable though, great variety =]
Although, I think I recognise one of the eyes from guts face, but that's the first time I've noticed any similarity.

Still top notch =D

I'm working through tatty trying to get the hang of the healing brush, but every time I try something, I end up trying something far too adventurous and not progressing =P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# but you are ace at animations and drawings!
:)

i think i may have used the eye socket in the guts pic - i often use it - its one of my favs! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I'm not that good, I'm trying to expand my styles a bit =]
Tried a few hybridding things, only done 3 so far, tempted to do some more today, they're great fun! =D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# sorry but your a damn liar!! :D
the crawling and hand animation are really fantastic!! i put them on the FP of tattyworld as soon as i saw them!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That was you?!
Crikey, I didn't know you had the kind of power!

And thankyou very much! =D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hahha
well HD made me a mod over there a while back - so i can FP / delete / play god :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# You've already been playing god with some of the shopping you've done!
Just look at these poor people =]

I love it though =P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# mwahahahahaha
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# eek!
*hides*

ello rev! still scaring the masses i see :-)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hehehhe
nah i never scare anyone! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# thems no Jaffa caykes!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hehehhe
you know it! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# that's very good
I am jealous
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# why are you jealous?
glad you like it!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# PHROOOOAR!
*rubs thighs*

Ace work Rev!

EDIT: Why didn't you shop her bathroom tiles too? *scarpers*


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahahha
but....well i have to agree! :D

i couldnt shop her tiles - i was to busy....! rubbing my thighs! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmh eyesocket
top work Rev!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hehehe
yeah she wanted her eyes shopped the most! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# bows!!
thank ya! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# i've told you before... if you must skull fuck people at least stop taking pictures afterwards
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hehehehe
yes sir! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Arrrrghhh !
Nasty but as woo as always !
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# HRH!
*Behuddles*


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *Mwah* !
:D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Happy Tuesday!
Yes yes I HAVE been to the pub . . .


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# are you going to start being silly ?
are you ?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *moons*
Silly?


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# *lights farts*


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Ohhh you nawty ! ;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hehehheh
thank ya miss! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# woo. you're a talented bugger with this sort of thing, aren't you?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# So talented I shall be asking him to fuck up my wedding photos
and paying him for it.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# woo!
now thats work i like to hear about!! can you get married before xmas?? i need the cash :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Not unless you could afford to lend us about 8 grand.
Most of which'll be going on the location, if we can get married at Tutbury Castle like we want.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# oo it's lovely there
ghosts an stuff

last time I went there were some falconers and re-enactmenty things
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# i can lend you 8p
if that helps :D the castle sounds ace! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Why
do people spend more money than they own on weddings?

It's tradition I suppose.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that's a fine idea
something to show the grandkids...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# That's what I said!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# that's a corker
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# thank you sir!!
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Augh!
That scares the crap outa me! Also, reminds me I owe you a sketch. Sorry it's been so long...

I'll get to it, I swear!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# hehehe
thank you sir! i look forward to the sketch :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *bokes*
scrolling down without a care in the world - very nearly an office AAARGGHHH!

Top quality but I wish there were some warning.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# heheh
sorry - next time i'll shout surprise first :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# wtf?!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hahahha
:P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# AGHHHHH!!!
Have a Woo, but only when I come out from hiding under the table.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i've put some chocky
biscuits on the table - if you come out - you can have one! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# delighted to see more of these
woo!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# thank ya!
i try :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Mum!

PS. and woo
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# if flowerpot
is your mum - then yes! :D

yay!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# saw "beowulf" on the weekend
the grendel monster was really well done, and cockney accents were hilarious
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# not seen that yet
probably wait for the dvd.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Good god
that's good :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Wow.
I would like to try something like this, would that be a problem?

I love this style to death.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# woo - thank ya!!
no - please do - others do dark pics on here too :D its not just me :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# That's horrific!
Nice work.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Oh alright then, have this


Click for bigger (157KB)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I like it.
Although it makes me want to play Mario Galaxies some more. That game hurts my mind with it's crazies.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Oooh, that's a bit nice that is
I suck at reflections, I'm only just getting the hang of shadows =[

Nicely done sir!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# You know what.
I lost all my b3ta wallpapers due to a hard drive corruption.
I haz wallypapperies!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# any excuse :)



enclickens embiggens
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# cor
thats amazing! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# nicely done!!
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I WUV SPACEPICS

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# The bastards.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# bindun
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Ah well
(check the ALT text)
:P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# bugger
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Aargh double deja vu
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ah yeah here:
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# bastard.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# this
Damn, I'm out of practice here. I keep falling for things.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# least it's not horses...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# yet
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# excellent :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Nice. Last one to do that to the real wiki page is a rotten egg.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# ZOMFG
...and the fail is gone (again)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# BANG! And the fail is gone!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# FANG! And the gail is bone!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# You can Fang my Gail bone anytime.
*winks*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is ace!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *curses*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Noon Mrs T
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Pfffft!



(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# haha
top
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaaa
i've got LOL everywhere now
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# PRINCE IS THE PROPHET MUHAMMED
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *over the top reaction involving explosions and tanks*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# More like the Profit Muhammed.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# O LOL I C WAT U DID THAR

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *doffs tricorner*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# :)
haha
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *falls into recursive sue/burn loop*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I need a drink. this sobriety lark is a overated.....

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# where are you finding my picture on the internets?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# it is an insult to the mighty gods of valhalla to create a representation of them in this way
rape and pillage their embassies. that'll show 'em
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I saw you at the weekend
Or one of your distant relatives. Went to the Jorvik centre :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I was kicked out of there as a schoolboy for excessive flash photography.
I was most upset.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I've not been there since I was a Brownie
Aged 8. They've still got the same postcards.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Did it still have the claims of it having accurate smells of the time?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# if you haven't been there since then, how do you know?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# you shouldn't have been flashing them when they were doing the photographs
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# But they looked well hot with their beards.
Some of the men looked good too.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# you are aphex the mink!
AICMFP?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Now you're not even in the same sport.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *scratches head*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# so you're in disguise....
or as one could say.... undercover?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ohh yeah!
*unmasks*
aha!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Undercover sounds so shady, I'm more of a trickster and scamp.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Humnahumna, vikings.
I once went out with a complete arse for ages because he looked a bit like a viking.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Wouldn't, would.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ZOMG
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *punts Griff in the knackers*
One down...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# HAH!
today I am wearing my rubber testicles.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Shite.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# oh shite!!
*cuts nuts off*
i'm doing my bit!!



theres a lot of blood..
ohh.
*collapses*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Let the cull begin!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# a spokesman for the pensions industry
i heard on the radio yesterday called the rate of increase in life expectancy "disturbing."
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# ha!
I preferred it when we used to die of typhoid n stuff
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *coughs*
oh dear..
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I particularly adore
the vagueness of this particular piece of journalism:

"...the British population could hit almost 110m in 2081, if immigration and fertility rates are high."

Another way of writing it might be:

"...the British population may be less than two dozen in 2081, if everyone dies of teh Bad Aids."

Unfounded-No-Definite-Evidence-Speculation-tastic! :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# TGMTFH
sorry
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# sorry
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

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