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# got a little bored.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Yes.
Did you shout "THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL" as you did it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# damn, got me there.
That sort of entertainment was only up to megavideo quality...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Well I want my £10 back.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Yes
Why did you never pay my dry cleaning bill!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Yes
as a teenager, I once had the misfortune to find myself in Asunción, the capital of Paraguay

It was crap, much like Guildford
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# That's not a question:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Ah yes, very observant Mr Ghost
What brand of cigarette did I smoke on this misadventure?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# One of the odd ones that nice Dutch man gave you.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I think it was a military dictatorship at the time
we didn't dare search for 'dodgy Dutchmen' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Cleft-Crevis & Leverage
Extra smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Wow
Sounds good

I actually can't remember, so the question is somewhat open-ended
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# is it?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Ask the balding psychopath
I just lurk here
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# A cycle path you say...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Yes
Why on earth didn't I go out tonight?

Hello /board. You've been shit of late. Get good again to aleviate my boredoms
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# MAKE SOMETHING GOOD AND WE'LL HUG YOU FOR IT

erm...hello ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# haha, hurray!
Hello :)

I'm off out! I might come back and make drunken pictures. Have fun, b3ta x
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# That's it
I'm going off out too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Should I fake my orgasms?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# No, but use plenty of lube.
Run out of lube?

Vick menthol rub is an almost indistinguishable doppelgänger for Vaseline.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# just playing

couldn't think of what should be hiding underneath the leaves, suggestions?
edit: update! All very good suggestions, you all get 'A's.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Maddie McCann
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIBS ON THE CORPSE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# jog on, buster
you can bid on ebay like everybody else
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# NARP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# National Association of Registered Petsitters?
Googl'd.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Yarp.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# ARP.
sorry I'm not very good at this.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Arpe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# any more of that
and I'll remove your right to use CRAND in your signature
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# You just used that as an excuse to comment on my use of CRAND.
Therefore I will take that as an empty thread and say DIBS ON YOUR CORPSE
Or as I really want to say, but will be accused to spelling it wrong by accident: DIBS ON YOUR CORPOSE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# ok by me
as long as you don't mind sloppy seconds.

no, thats not contradictory
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# God damn, I feel so bad for finding that really funny
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# a dead wabbit
nice blowing leaves though
woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# it's usually
A: more leaves
B: grass
C: frogs

Edit: and nice blowy action.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# i've never came across a frog under leaves,
well maybe a dead one that i accidently killed
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# sycamore leaves look a bit like frogs
maybe I got confused
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Jose Marinho
pretending he's not that concerned about the England job
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# A harlequin baby.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# The only image ever on the internet that nearly made me spontaneously shit out my teeth
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Exactly! It'll be hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hehehe, you warped individual
If he does I hope I get prior warning, I actually mentally blacked it out of my head after seeing it, and gory pictures/shock sites usually just produce a fairly massive meh from me.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Shock sites are fine, but I don't like gore.
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal
This was my worst, and I still lose sleep from it after three years (It the first one I saw, so it left an impression)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] [insert smiths lyric of choice]
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Boot the grime of the world in the crotch, dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Animal! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nice shopperage though
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Really? I thought he'd go the Sid Vicious way being a drummer and all
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# sid vicious was (barely) a bassist.
Keith Moon maybe?
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Really? My memory fails.
That'd work too
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# by the way, woo for the pic
forgot to say, how rude of me! I don't say much around these parts, so when I do my etiquette can at times be somewhat slipshod!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# ^
What he said
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# but you're all wrong
sure moon was the inspiration for animal, but the best drummer deaths happened to the former drummers of spinal tap:
1969: drummer John Pepys dies in bizarre gardening accident;
1974: drummer Eric Childs chokes to death on someone else's vomit
1977: drummer Peter "James" Bond spontaneously combusts and is replaced by Mick Shrimpton
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I...
uh...

*Has no words*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# i did
have to google to get that, (haven't time to watch the film atm)
but what he (down there) said it's a good pic, a nice twist on the challenge, and sure to depress me as you've killed animal *cries*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# dont get me wrong, all funny deaths
I was only pointing that Sid wasn't the drummer!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# and also
that he may have well been?

if i'd been alive in 77 i'd have liked the pistols, as it is i respect their impact, but still regard them as the world's first boyband shame cbgb's had closed before i got to NY
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# wish i would of thought of this
althought i'm not that bright, ah well

woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Is his girlfriend in a coma?
Is it serious? Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# possibly
he saw her rimming a frog
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# it'd be bloody hard
to die by his side
although if he's hanging from a street lamp then it's still possible for a double decker bus to kill the both of us
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours
i was just listening to it so it shall have to do.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I'm only a... Muppet... and I need to be loved,
Just like everybody else does...

(Sob!)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# :(
(|, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Naughty
Mohammed.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# haha
Just reading the latest on the Sudanese muslims saying the teacher should be shot/executed/hacked to death, etc.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

edit: and on top of that, the pope is spouting complete and unadulterated utter shite again I see

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2977564.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# It's an impoverished third world country in an implacable civil war
not helped by injections of cash from an oil rich Saudi Arabia with it's intolerant brand of Islam, which does stuff like radicalize the desperate and impoverished?

At a guess; it is sickening to behold though, granted

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# That's alright then.
Funny how things are so much less frightening once they're explained.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Actually I find sharing the soil of this planet with such religious spastics repugnant
but there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# this ^
i mean what happened to peace and love ?
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# religion turns people into extremist mosters
raaaarrgh
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
#
turns people in to gives people an excuse to be
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# very true
if the world was atheist there would be no war, apart from maybe greedy peoples who wants the oil
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# And the homophobes, the mysoginists, the social darwinists, the feminists
the nationalists, the builders, the bakers, the candlestick makers, trekkies...

Gorram ists.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ah well,
better prepare for WW3 then...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Prepare? Nah
We'll all just look surprised when the shit everyone seems to like tossing finds a set of rotating blades.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# And ideological conflicts
such as communism.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Funnily enough I met a real-life Stalinist last year
I didn't think people existed who actually believed in that maniac but apparently they do. He wasn't Russian, of course, nobody in Russia fondly remembers the Stalin era but he insists it was glorious and Stalin was a 'strong leader' (casually refusing to ignore the 12 million dead eastern Europeans.) He's from Liverpool though which explains a lot.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# oi i'm from liverpool,
don't see me looking like super mario and telling russia what to do
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Ah! But are you any good at getting sticks?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# what?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Joseph Stalin is no help at getting sticks
this was discovered by a friend who owns a pink Stalin t-shirt. She felt very let down because she bases all her life on the works of Joseph Stalin.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# communism was a good idea,
but in the long run it would never work
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
#
a good idea a footnote in the long, long search only to realise, "well, shit... man governing man really doesn't work, does it?"

I may be very cynical. /goes to listen to happy music
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# whereas catholicism
that was all just flowers & kittens the whole way through
no inquisition or burnings there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# He hasn't got the balls to attack Islam
So he's having a go at a safe target
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# bah.
take that, joseph:

right. *goes off to watch hignfy*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# hahah
Have fun with this 'hignfy' you speak of.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# haha!
I'd sooner eat that rather than an actual KFC 'burger'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Gah, I really wish I could get BBC1 in this shitty town
I loves HIGNFY. Oh well, at least I get BBC2 so I can catch QI in an hour.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# what IS hignfy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Have I got news for you
If you're not from the UK I'll explain: It's a panel based news quiz/comedy with two regular panelists, the editor of Private Eye magazine Ian Hislop and comedian Paul Merton along with two guest panelists and since the regular host was fired a few years back a celebrity guest host/quizmaster. It has a long history of upsetting lawyers for saying things most shows really don't have the balls to and has been producing some absolutely top level comedy since it started waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the early 90s. It's in something like its 33rd series and is still brilliantly funny.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Ah ta.
Yes I know Have I Got News For You - just couldn't figure it out :)

By the way, your "shit out my teeth" comment up there ^ made me laugh Sprite all over my shirt. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# 'rages'
it did amuse me how they are advertising 'amusing religious toys' in parallel to that article
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha, that's hilarious
and utterly, utterly ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# make more sense, little pope!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# :)

sorry for (file)size
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Quick cock work
*impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# *hopes this appears on stats*
nice bear
nice surgery
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# The best three are riverghost, Ttssattsr and Valin
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Thanks.
I just had to explain to a guy I was on the phone to why I was laughing.

He hung up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
#


EDIT: I blended him for ya:)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Hahaha
TELL THEM TED!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Fuck me, this is brilliant.
Are these photoshop arts, or traditional materials?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# that is rather lovely
i'm guessing it was done computerly, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Tis photoshop
With no sauces
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Tis absolutely marvellous
Loved your robots too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Thanks
they're done in greyscale, and then have colour adjustment layers masked over to colour them in, it makes it easy like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# You are skill, Bloop
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# You did a whole series of these
Why aren't they in your profile? Brilliant bit of work.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ta, not profiled, I'll see if I can find some more


The rest weren't that good really, I think I made them all in the same night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Please do
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# that's great
i really like this sort of stuff of yours
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# did someone say...

there was flap fez bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# :)



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# OMG he's a vampire!
must be one of the daywalkers, like blade
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Flap is full of mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# that's what you say every time.
i tried to do a coloured cast shadow for this. it was too hard
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
You gave up as well then! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# deyyy deyy deyyy deyyyyy deyyyyy
deydeydeydeydeyyy deyy deyyyyyy deyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# No, but now that you mention it
I have a feeling there's something flapping in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
#

story
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Hahaha
very quick
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# i find this offensive....
that yellow shirt is fucking hideous!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# damn tasteless muslims!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I became physically sick whilst shopping this up, so...


I thought I'd share it with youse guys.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# It's Poopeye
hehe :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# eww..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Aww Christ...
:/
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# ^this

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# It is a homosexual turd..
What's your problem?

shit, i gotta go...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Homo turds look more like upside down topdeck chocolate
/fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Well, I would say MY problem would be I don't need to see a huge fucking picture of excrement on my screen when I log into b3ta.
Go and filter something instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# His piss
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha I know that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# that shit, is da mad notes..
back in twenty

;D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ....wha?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Would!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Hahahahaaa!
*boik*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# yay.
b3ta.com/board/7832649
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
pure fuckin crazy genius - w/y/h + *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# this guy is the spang punnage KING!
I want to be just like him when I grow up!

Ning Z-man!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# howyergoinninooiright?
ows it goin mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I oroit moit!
just garn up ta one o' me cutamaz bildin soits to elp me door fitta out shorty.

Gotta carry anatha farkin tunana alf of farkin doors 'bout tha farkin place. Not lookin forwad ta that one I tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# farkin struth moit!
farkin struth!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# exlamation marks FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I hate exclamation marks in books.
But on b3ta, I love 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# fuckin YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Yay for I becoming physically sick whilst shopping things for the board
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# That is gross, Jim
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Meh.

Drunk+fifa=this.

Sorry :/
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Teeheehee!
Good idea, Sir!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# made me titter

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# then 't has
accomplished it's task :)
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)
# Pffft!
That is very funny, though admittedly I've had a few ales. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Hims has hat, hims bee mad.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Is this a bandwagon?
Or just a coincidence?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# 'scrolls down'
Not sure, I saw one a while ago and this came to mind
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I just saw this and the pez one a little while ago
If it IS a bandwagon, it doesn't appear to be of Salt'n'Pepa proportions. Or, god forbid, Flap.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# i appear to have started it
with two pictures
mind you there've only been 2 more (3 if you count the extra animated version) since then,
so i'm not sure if it counts as proper bandwagon status
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I don't think it gets bandwagon status
Until people are posting the pictures just because everyone else is, rather than for actual humour reasons.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# FUCK YEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# NO HANDS KITTEN!
he's never around anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# whatever
happened to all the fun in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# it is all being had here.....

(layered on top of your original animation that is:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Brandow and GmOS are there?!
I never noticed that!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# they always have been my freind,
they always have been.

On another note, I am off to work. Which means less dicking about here.

See yas!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# In all their glory, hugh betcha.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# in my mind
that is the perfect party
who could fail to enjoy themselves there?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I said I wouldn't post this again, but fuck it:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Well, it was my birthday yesterday so I done made a cake
This year's theme is Mario:



Or, in its natural habitat (for the nazis who demand photoshoppery basically):

(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# cakeshoppery
is just as desirable as photoshoppery
at least as far as i am concerned!

woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# It's tastier, too!
Great cake, btw, Mr Thread-starter man.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Thanks
I did a jaffa cake last year and a TARDIS the year before. It's a bit weird making my own cake but it's a lot nicer than any of the shop bought stuff I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# !!
A jaffa cake-cake; tell me more!
(mannitol, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Got the idea from Pimpthatsnack.com
It's been featured on here a few times. I was going through a bit of a jaffa cake fixation at the time. Came out a bit weird though. The jelly didn't stay put and made the chocolate taste of oranges even after it was peeled off.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with chocolate that tastes of oranges
This is why Jaffa Cakes exist, after all.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Terry has a lot to answer for
...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# *steals idea for the weekend*
:)
(mannitol, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Where's MY Goomba Shoe muthafuckaaaaaaa!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I made a goatse angel cake for my cooking class at school :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# You keep posting this
and I still can't see the goatse in it ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Right, it's an angel cake.
Which means that through the middle there's a huge hole.
I filled the hole with strawberries.
The strawberries either side are the hands, and I tried to put some chocolate on one for the ring, but it didn't go very well.
The strawberries at the bottom is the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# It's a 3/10 at best
Mainly because I still could only just about visualise the goatse even after you explained it.


EDIT: Also, it looks more like you've taken strawberry jelly, spread some cream haphazardly on top, and then spunked across it repeatedly.

EDIT EDIT: Were you spunking at the thought of goatse? :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Well I had to keep it subtle,
because I know for a fact that the teacher has seen goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Did you look at it together, whilst spunking?
*ducks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Soggy Spongecake?
/The Posh version of Soggy Biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# 'damp'
sounds that little bit more cultured.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# ^this
/there is no Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# you have a cooking class
LUCKY!

Rumour has it our food tech lessons were abandoned due to the teacher making Space cakes
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# ADMIRABLE CAKERY!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Whoa! What a coincidence!
I made an almost identical cake just now! I don't have any pictures, though, because I lied about it, and it doesn't actually exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# wrong board
b3ta.com/questions/liars/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# HOW DO WE KNOW?
You could be lying about lying, and actually have made the cake. But then you'd be untrustworthy anyway. I wouldn't trust your cake.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# nice
yum
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I don't think I've even seen the Nazis complain
when people have posted pictures of food especially cakes.

Cakes are good. Mkay?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# nice
I remember the first time I saw Mario, dodging flaming barrels from a huge gorilla.

/arcade nostalgia blog
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# How high can you try?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# cakes, even unphotoshopped ones,
fit in with the category of "things you've made", so i doubt they'll get nazi'd
happy birthday, and good caking
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# It looks like it's made out of felt
so I hope it tastes nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I rendered a snail for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# blowjobsnail!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# He's surprised
because he's no longer in his usual foliage..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Noice.
Where's 3-D Homer?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# He went into an erotic cakes shop
www.b3ta.com/board/7833302
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# It's UP THERE already.
You fucking LOVE that cake.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# A little too much...
...judging by the questionable substance it's covered in...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# GASTROPOD OF 3D DESTRUCTION!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Nice renderage...
But Tank Snail will destroy your puny snail...maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# NEIN
3D snail is as long as twelvety buses!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# But Tank snail is a tank snail.
CHECKMATE
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Rendersnail has fire powers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# But Tank snail is a tank snail.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Mine can make his eyes into torches.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7833338
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# yay! snailtiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Snailtiem never ended...

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# HE IS IN TRON
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Nice picture of a kitten riding a skateboard. Here's a similar picture.


Yay snails!
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# This wins!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# rah
nice snail
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# realsnail™
for all your hungry gastropod-loving needs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# this is good
you will go far, more snails and less goatse pls
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Evenin.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# oh, hello *peter*.
you again.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I would like to see his adventures, please.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# peter, i need to borrow fifty quid and your gun, dont ask why!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# YES! PETER!

HELLOME, PETER!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# HELLOME
and hellome Peter
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] what's Japanese for...
... "bite my shiny ass"?


(yes it's amateur nihon-go - still learning)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Sorry to tj your thread but not worth its own...
Por Vou, Cockweasle.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# mmmm
tasty sweet kestrels
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Charlie hoisted the flag and awaited his doom..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# go go jewcat!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# He could ride his JewCatti motorbike to freedom
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Do muslims not like jews?
When did this happen?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Fake
no teddy bear
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Hehehehe
this has to win
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Is
the cat called Mohamed ?
(kitescreech still here, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# that's about as subtle as an 18inch penis.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I don't do 'subtle'
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I do not know this person
Nor do I condone this blasphemy!
*goes into hiding just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# To the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Ged to da ChoppAaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# *fatwas*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# That's actually rather excellent, but without the words
Bear in mind alot of Muslims think what's gone in Sudan is a screaming fail, like the head of the Muslim council of the UK I watched on Newsnight the other night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# This^^
There are places in the world that would take calling a bear Jesus just as serious
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Why did the Muslim rape a dog?
- Prince is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaahahhaaa
hahahahaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# this, is sheer gorgeous
img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/vvtony/uma/umathurmanboardsizegif.gif
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# *blush*
thank you kindly
i did do a wallpaper-sized version if you want :D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# That's cool.
I'm not really into vectors, but that one really is lubberly.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# i've um'd and ah'd and i don't like this at all
the little bouncy figure i can live with, the words are complete and utter bollocks.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I like your honesty.
*offers blunt*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# *edited*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# To the Sudanese protestors baying for blood tonight
'cos I know you all read b3ta.

too angry to make this any good
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Too angry you say?
Well I think that it getsthe point across quite nicely.
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# very good
serious and funny, and not just muslimslol
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)
# You're fur it now!
Woo!
is that Wacko Jacko above the middle sign? Where there's toys...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# speaking of blood
TJ: anyone know how to get blood off the front of a house. big amounts of fight blood i mean
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# ask it real nice like?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# tried
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Water?
Like, with a hosepipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# best suggestion so far certainly
pissing down right now so hopefully that'll do most of the job...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# piss
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# also a good suggestion
see above
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# spunk
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# even better
you volunteering?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# sure.
catch!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# *catches*
in mouth
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Everyone reads b3ta, whether they realize it not
That's rather woo chap
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# sorry,

slightly anachronistic, i realise
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# *joins in the fun*

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# I just bought one today!
I have just taken the controller apart and am now bathing all the plastic parts in soapy, hot water, to get off the filth of the unloving previous owner.
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# inspired by ttssattsr

he is called monsieur.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Awesome!
Paint is ace! SNAILTEIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# paint is far sexier than it is often credited as being
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Certainly is!
And I'm chuffed I've inspired someone. So chuffed in fact that I felt the need to write so in my profile. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# he he please do, wobbles lives in mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# :D:D:D
Then snailey shall live in mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# snailteim
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# If I ever saw one of these I'd have to LOL
and sick in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# SNAILS ARE SO HOT
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# 'cos you can't have hermaphrodite
without aphrodite. or, er, something
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# They only shag people called Herman?!
shirley not!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Looks tasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# yayayy
are pixel whelks allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# only if they tile
edit: bloody hell you fixed that quick
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# most excellent! not only allowed! they are encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# they are obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# AHHH THIS IS SO COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# woo
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# can it be mi... made into an icon?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# the original was 16pixels wide, is that okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I believe the standard is 15x13
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# so close
i shall try again then
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# i'd just trim off the rightmost pixel, looking at it
then it'd fit nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# yayay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Yay! Snails!!!
TJ: I found this uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oam662W49rw
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# WooYay!
Paintsnail is awesome! A possible Icon Entry methinks?


TJ: I'm shite at comic-drawing, but i have had a little idea for a small strip (about 5 panels really), would someone be kind enough to draw it + upload it for me? Nothing amazingly extravagant, stick figures would do. Gaz me if you could, that'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# 'ello old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# now that is classy! i like!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Snailsnailsnailsnailsnailsnailsnail!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# had to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# needs more everything
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# since 1731
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# won't somebody
think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# if only they would
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
i've still got some original, 1996-vintage ck one around somewhere. it's probably worth a fortune now.
or not
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# chances are it smells even more chemical and icky than it did 11 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# cant be worse than polo
god that stuff makes me vom
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# can't smell worse than anything by paco rabanne.
yich.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)

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