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Sunday Boredom and Left Handed Graphics Tablets

Often have undesireable consequences!
I'll get my coat now!

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)

Is he off to London to seek his fortune?

I can't see it ending well...

_{And I still think he should've been called muhammed}

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)

Hahahaha

I have a Mr. Splashy Pants t shirts on its way as we speak:D

EDIT: We should start a b3ta fund to adopt Mr. Splashy Pants!

EDIT EDIT: I have made an enquiry with Greenpeace into how much I'd cost to adopt him and make him a b3ta mascot:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)

That'd be ace!
I'd be in!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)

Exactly!

Would be great for greenpeace tooas they'd get loads as I'd imagine the merchandise would sell pretty well too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)

It'd be win, win!

Maybe we should all send an email showing the support the fund would get as well or do a poll or something.

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)

Ok I'll do one in Links.

BUT I think the B3ta poll is no more as my links dead:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)

So's mine :(

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

but where will we fit a whale on b3ta? It's going to be more than 280px wide, for a start.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)

Silly Alchemist.

We'd put it with the goldfish!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

what goldfish is that, ghost?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)

Mini Splashy Pants.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

bug police

(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 5:18, archived)

you'll never take me alive!

screw you, copper!

nicely done.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 5:27, archived)

they do have some nasty methods:

www.electricretard.com/

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Kaiser, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Electric_retard

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 7:20, archived)

hehehe

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Kaiser, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 7:24, archived)

i think everyone ought to be branded a paedophile.

then child-fucking won't be so taboo.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 7:57, archived)

Buzz off, leaf eater. You'll never get me! I'm a...

Nice, woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 5:38, archived)

beeeta

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)

*beeglees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)

i love it.

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d d, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 6:05, archived)

thanks

I love your stuff btw! funny quirky

(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 6:41, archived)

i quit using the internet after i founf out that bad things happened on it.

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d d, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 7:15, archived)

fuck that, there's fun to be had and money to be made.

at the same time, even.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 7:58, archived)

Shit! It's the fuzz!

Oh wait, it's just a picture...

And a very well done picture too. Good work!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)

Nice!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

Oh hai!

oh, and, LOL ---
www.moid.org/ed/Robo.jpg
(not mine)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)

OH HAI DER.

YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOUTHS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO DINNER SOMETIME?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)

BEHOLD THE WHEEL OF MEAT!

SEXY SEXY MEAT!

heh, and a bonus click for linking to monkeon's funny.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:52, archived)

yeah I thought I saw it on the FP here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:03, archived)

i recall it being on the board.

i don't recall an fp but i only look at the front page every once in a while.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)

pretty sure it was

but monkeon's had so many I think it's been pushed off his profile...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:28, archived)

what a talent hog.

i ought to hold him down and smack some awful into him.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:34, archived)

Such a marvelous smorgasboard of delightfulness

all wrapped up into one lavacious entity !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:09, archived)

This gives me the fear.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:14, archived)

forgot to woo this

excuse my manners

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:31, archived)

NIFO!

KIWH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:47, archived)

Woof yer kipper!

It's like a big jelly of scariness

I approve :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:58, archived)

Noooo!

Kill it! Kill it hard with fiery hammers!

No, wait... all those mouths, strangely arousing...

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 6:45, archived)

you people are fun, but craigslist people are mental.

i posted this as a sale item earlier. so far i've received two emails, one that looked like spam and another asking me what it was and if i'd take less than the asking price. bigger pic for those who want a better look at it for whatever reason. the main machine was from one source, i cloned a bit of it to add on, and then stuck some unrelated machinery in as well. if any b3tans want it, i'll give you a discount.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:28, archived)

For 50% off . . . I would pay double !

There is a studio near here that I can rent to shoot the film in .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:33, archived)

film?

this is an ablation mandioter, not a semlette dreil. please to understand the differences before operating dangerous machineries.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)

Hummmn . . . is not the point of insertion the same though ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:42, archived)

not with a minus FARsS rating, it's not.

you'd be lucky to get in three hours before umbration.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:48, archived)

Time is money . . . but the payoff is HUGE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:52, archived)

professor robot will work it out.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

Haha!

That's fantastic. I love the total bs inset.

I once had a device I called a Gloomper. And in fact it included guerning. You had to guern whenever you said it. However guerning is spelled.

PS- it's better than photoshop. It's real life photoshop. YAY!!!! Bravo. Too bad people are so uninquisitive.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:41, archived)

How is guerning pronounced ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:44, archived)

I can't say it. I have my tongue inside my lips and teeth.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:45, archived)

Knot a problem !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:46, archived)

heh, i'll swap you my ablation mandioter for your gloomper.

the inset wasn't planned, it just came about because i had so many pics of unnameable devices that i wanted to use. when i thought of the inset, it seemd to make the whole deal more 'real' - because i could have just posted another pic in the ad instead.

some people are inquisitive, the guy who asked what it was and if he could get a discount made me laugh - why would you buy something so expensive if you had no idea what it was?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:47, archived)

Hell, I didn't even see the price.

Now you've got me wondering. Can you actually sell stuff like that?

/needs to earn money after spending life savings on a piece of property BLOG!

And yes, I'd gladly trade my gloomper. But all I have left is some screws. That was 1967, for all you whippersnappers out there.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)

i should take the time to actually build the stupid thing.

if i had a big workshop still, i'd be tempted.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)

Resale.

Buy for near half and post it again for
the people that "missed it first go".
ie. stupid greedy clueless morons.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)

give it two weeks.

then you can post an ad selling it out west, saying you bought it here but it was the wrong colour.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)

Need the 8 arm model to really ablate.

And that model doesn't allow fuck-hoses to be
attached without an adapter. Flux grade is
lower and no amount of MTDG will fix that!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:18, archived)

adding arms is pretty easy, ashally.

but i'm handy - i did acquire a set of european mies tetrons a few years back, and that has made the whole deal a lot easier. i can't imagine trying to adjust anything on this beast with a gremp from canadian tire, ffs.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)

i am puzzled by this thing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)

it is a puzzle, wrapped in a mystery, stuffed up the arse of an enigma.

buy it now!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:49, archived)

Arf!

Buyer beware: One of the flay rods has apparently gone out askew on the treddle.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)

Shirley has instructions ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:45, archived)

Lemon curry?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:49, archived)

No hurry !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)

seller takes no responsibility for collerence at MGT.

as long as you have an experienced NF on staff, you should have no trouble.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)

Not a problem.

I have a phase-inverter.

Best tool evar! 100% etc.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:01, archived)

hell yeah.

i have an old Vaste model that's the shit. they don't make them from copper anymore, which is sad.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:11, archived)

i would buy it

...but only if it still has the terra-resonance chokes

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)

sorry, i was unable to replace them after they were scorched in the rint feed.

i see them on ebay sometimes, but you can't trust those russins to ship anything made of feldspar without breaking it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)

This is about 100% brilliance

give or take 0.1%

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:49, archived)

thanks!

i love putting this stuff out in the world. i never understand how anyone can be bored, ever.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)

great philosophy

and great work

I absolutely love it

didya pick a porn name yet?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:07, archived)

thanks again!

i'd love to propose this sort of thing as a weekly challenge, but i'm guessing it would be unpopular. oh well.

i may go with ginger führer, but shooting doesn't start for a while so i will ponder it for a bit.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:11, archived)

Ginger Fuhrer works but it's a bit of an in-joke

other people might be offended by the Nazi connotations...not that it really matters in porn, of course

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:18, archived)

maybe it'll be a nazi-themed porno.

i hope it'll be pterodactyl-themed, though. or dalek.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:35, archived)

there is a Dalek porno I think

one of my friends was raving about it recently

not seen it myself, but I'm sure it's out there on the interwebs

please consider Randy Tangent though, as I'd love to see that name finally get the recognition it deserves

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:51, archived)

heh, will do.

i'll have to look for the dalek porn. if you want to see pterodactyl porn, there's some in my profile.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 4:57, archived)

A bit of googling turned up a Register article about it

www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/28/dalek_film/

apparently it's still torrentable as well...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 5:09, archived)

i like the links at the end of that article.

maybe i'll steal the name of someone i dislike.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 5:18, archived)

Build a turboencabulator next time

Original article
Though I doubt you have the parts to overcome sinusoidal depleneration.

EDIT: Blimey it's on youtube an'all

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

Probably bindun but I have not made something in agggges

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)

she was quite the rebel before her days as a popstar.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:55, archived)

most excellent!

and with that, goodnight.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:01, archived)

'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:18, archived)

p rn

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:09, archived)

mostbear? momstar?

mornogramhy?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:19, archived)

medro hin?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)

popstar

pop r n star?

WHAT PRIZE DO I WIN?

(redlineit, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)

so laaaaaazy.

(SquidHead, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:22, archived)

Finished that assigment yet?

No, but I have cystitis

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Brown cow, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)

preferable

(SquidHead, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)

that's what i read it as too

odd

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)

crysis?

the game for female emo siblings?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:26, archived)

ah,

no.

(SquidHead, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:27, archived)

darn.

i had my lack-of-joystick at the ready.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:29, archived)

surely

you are thinking of Portal? ( amongst those other things you think of, things I dare not contemplate as a precautionary measure top protect my sanity)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)

ink-blobby!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:32, archived)

he's got time

it's only saturday

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)

well

exactly

(SquidHead, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:36, archived)

The shadow people...

.... they mess with my mind using their innaine banter.

Noooooooo... Leave me be!tortureme not for I have limited intelect as it is!

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:55, archived)

Gotta say... Abbey Road Invaders doesn't really work...

It doesn't really work... but only because the Beatles couldn't decide on which way to go.

Click image for Flash movie.

(NoSoup4U, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)

the controls suck on that game.

i kept dying.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)

:-D

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)

To get to the other side . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:25, archived)

Suicide Snake

(|, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:10, archived)

Ophidiophobic as i am...

i genuinely feel sorry for the poor thing :(

woo by the way

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)

I'm scared of spiders

But I can't kill them.

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Brown cow, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)

Arf!

Well ~~hung~~ done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)

Ahaha

I like that quite a bit.

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Brown cow, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)

Arf!

That's well-worthy of a click.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)

snaxe suffer from depression, it's true.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)

Never again . . . knot like this !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:18, archived)

that's really well done

woo yay!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)

gets my click!

nice one

(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:30, archived)

Click from me...

that's a superb snake suicide scene.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

might as well post the only thing I've done in potatoshop for weeks

my spray from Team Fortress 2
Making a better one when I have time

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)

I daren't think what horrors lie

beneath its "helmet"

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:54, archived)

It looks a bit too happy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)

you mistake a thirst for blood

for happiness

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:56, archived)

he's fluffy

he's pink

And he'll throw grenades at your face!

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:56, archived)

spray?

bad kitty.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:57, archived)

pfft

er
I mean

hah!

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:58, archived)

i just installed team fortress 2

is it any good?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:58, archived)

loads of fun

I've been playing it all night

Edit:
I often play on !!INX public server

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:58, archived)

i have a tendency to get whooped at these things

i nearly finished portal today. that's a good game.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)

TF2 is pretty easy to get in to

the game caters to many different styles of gameplay with the classes

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)

oh yes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

Not a massive fan of TF2. As far as Online Valve games go CS:S is still my fave.

Ace spray though!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

I used to play the old CS a lot

not so much anymore though
maybe because I was never any good at it :)

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)

Oh that's OK - I'm still appalling at it.

TF2 just seems like a spamfest. I'll stick to single player games :)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)

then you really should try Portal

it's awesome

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)

SILLY.

'Course I've tried Portal! Over and over again. Orange Box, innit.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)

I love the song at the end :)

I do hope they make an expansion for it

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)

It's an ace track - I was absolutely obsessed with it a few weeks back.

I'm very intrigued by the Black Mesa/Aperture Science relationship. Bring on Portal 2!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:11, archived)

What's Team Fortress 2?

Am I missing something?

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Brown cow, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)

alright cunt

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)

Why, thank you

I make sure to keep it clean.

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Brown cow, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)

indeed you are

explanation:
whatistheorangebox.com/tf2.html

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)

it's a cow-tipping simulator.

very high-tech hillbilly.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)

I knew it had to have been done.

www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=%22cow+tipping%22+%2Bsimulator&meta=

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)

is it available for the wii yet?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)

It will be. Give 'em a moment or two.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:20, archived)

farmhax!

when i was a kid i saw a snake trying to eat a frog, but the frog got stuck because it was too big, and it was screaming. then i wrote a song about it and that ugly dwarf prince stole it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:25, archived)

Looks like its still hungry.

*portals to somewhere else*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)

Hello little pink thing

*offers sacrificial /talker*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)

i'm so sorry

i just tipped a full can of stella over my wireless keyboard oops

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)

No hands is gonna rape his face.

I'm guessing?

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Cae1, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:42, archived)

Or rip his arm off

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)

He's got an arm off!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)

Aaw . . . how touching . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)

if this was 'the invisible man'

the building you are in would explode and render you invisible- although it might have to be coffee.

(SquidHead, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)

i'm so sorry for 80s hair too.

it is awful.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:53, archived)

Hurry . . . get a straw !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:54, archived)

• Wireless connectivity - allows freedom of movement so you can spill stella on your keyboard wherever you choose.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:58, archived)

Quantum . ^ .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:11, archived)

well

if you will drink such shite it's to be expected

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)

where do all the pencils go ?

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:35, archived)

I have no idea.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)

< That way.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)

There is no point to this

Jolly nice as always, but needs statistics. If you can make a graph,ite'll be most welcome.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)

i've been lead to believe that you are making the japes.

wooden't it be nice if you made your mark in a different manner?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:44, archived)

I wouldn't want to deceive you

If I had a daughter, I'd want'eraser with a respect for honesty. I want 2B a good parent.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:48, archived)

...

stab her with a pencil.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:52, archived)

Touché!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)

*stabs*

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:27, archived)

to pencil hell where they belong.

die! burn in the deepest, mose miserable and sulphurous pit, you disgusting pencils!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:42, archived)

they're running away from me

COME BACK!! COME BACK!!!!

*glomps*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)

The other end does them in . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:52, archived)

excellent!!

.............

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)

everytime you masturbate...

(picitujeromanov, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)

What a great way to die :)

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)

Nice, and I did done that

www.b3ta.com/board/7835400

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)

(picitujeromanov, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)

Its ok

great minds etc.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)

Now, this is a story...

(The Blackmachine I Don't Like Bananas You C**t, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)

Seams fresh to me.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)

Isn't that Jack Black's guitar ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)

just found in loft

ahem

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

One man bandwagon tiem?

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

isketch?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)

O'clock

Edit: I made the b3ta room

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)

wheres

it gone?

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)

r-type loading error

the follow up should be 'hungry ringo'

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)

Hahahaha

Christ, I used to bunk off school to play wobbly llamas packaged like this

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)

commando

genius. i used to get migraines as a young boy staring at some kind of bullshit representation of an apache gunship. you could autorotate and everything.

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)

It also seemed exciting

which by today's standards, seems my past was rather grim

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)

I downloaded

"Close combat: A bridge too far" the other day. Its not as ace as i remember it :(

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Cae1, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:57, archived)

Jet-Set willy seemed to be the reason I wasn't at alot of lessons

that and Dungeons and Dragons once we had developed the ability to read

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

REBELSTAR FTW

freespace.virgin.net/william.fraser/RebelStarIndex.html

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)

animate it with the annoying loading noise!!!

woo!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)

i've got

a loading screen gif at home, but it's 400 miles away and i'm buggered if i'm fetching it at this hour

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)

send out a

pigeon, they are probably more effective then royal mail

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)

the cats

killed em all, he dragged a seagull through the catflap last week

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:47, archived)

that's what the inland revenue used to send those two discs

i expect the carriers got lost and the nation's data is now in a pigeon-fancier's loft in lincoln

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)

covered in

shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:53, archived)

Bahaha!

I love r-type!
I need to steal my friends snes for a weekend :P

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)

here:

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)

Cheers!

*plays untill hand cramps up*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:49, archived)

Finished it: Abbey Road Crossing.

As per request in the b3ta newsletter, the final result of messing around on a Saturday afternoon: Abbey Road Crossing.
Click the image to go to the Flash game; Give it some time to load and click the game for the controls to become responsive.
Speaks for itself that you control 'em by the arrow keys.

Edit: Thanks for the wooyays :) Seems it was worth the effort.

(NoSoup4U, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)

Now that

Is fecking ace

(Long time lurker, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)

fun

controls seemed a little unresponsive at first, maybe it was me

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)

Ace

*click*

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le brian, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)

Excellent!

Well worth the effort :)

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)

Better than Bioshock

.. and worth a woo

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Signify, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)

Dude

Sweeeet

(Mr Dan is the man, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)

That is fiendishly hard

but you have earned your place as a fucking god

Woo Yay Hoopla Panowie

I'll now see if I can get them to the midsection at least, for the love of humanity :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)

very cool

except that half the cars are driving on the wrong side of the road.

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)

gOES TO PLAY.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)

Only thing it lacks is the 'fly' in the top exit bays.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)

How about albums in there?

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:18, archived)

Fuck yes!

This is the best thing since the last thing that was good!
I love how they still bleed if they drown :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)

I WANT TO PLAY

wait... i can!

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Cae1, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:16, archived)

That is awesome

Especially the death scenes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:17, archived)

thats

vealy good. is there a walkthrough, i can't complete it

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)

It's being argued about now

concerning the wording

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:23, archived)

that's really nifty

wonderful! definitely will be seeing this in the next newsletter :-)

/got to level six and then decided to move on with my life :-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)

thats cocking ace

the soundtrack is quality aswell!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:25, archived)

Thats really very good.

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FoldsFive, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:26, archived)

This wins :)

Lots and lots and lots:)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:28, archived)

hahaha. excellent work

*plays*
one thing: the volume control turns down the music, but doesn't seem to turn down the other sound effects

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:31, archived)

Bloody Brilliant

Wooooooooooo

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)

never really a fan of frogger

too basic and repetitive, but this is aceness well done cyril

(dictated but not read to speed delivery)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:59, archived)

score 2000

and you are 2000% of ACE, NoSoup4U!

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sanityclause is waiting until, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)

This

Is just a little bit wonderful.

(Jonald Poor power ranger putties, they can never hug, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

First rate

a hatful of woos

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:45, archived)

Woo Yay Hooplah and etc

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 8:27, archived)

nicely nicely

woo!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)

WILHELM SCREAM!

*yay*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)

woo

nice

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)

Ace! Ace! Ace!

Love the wilhelm scream!

*clcik*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 9:01, archived)

great!

well done :D

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)

brilliant!

level 6 and 5,000 pts :)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

Guitar man

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)

This is charming

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)

Go kitty! Rock out! \m/
Wish I could do animations, Guitar man would be tons better with a bit of rockin' action.

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)

Don't fret about it

It's ama-string enough without.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)

Very nice indeed

Have a vaguely related repost.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)

Thats your traditional

hard-core heavy-rock band right there.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:35, archived)

Yay to the hard men of rock

in his DNA I see

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)

YAY!

i like it

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)

M.C. Escher's "Toast Hands", 1948

The far superior original

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

Hahaha *clicks*

That's houpla!

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

^THIS

toast toast toast toast

woo!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

he loved his buttered toats, did old mc escher

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

Great

I love the hairy arms to toasty arms transition.

(mw, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

I see horror in this

I feel imense unease for my wrists

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)

WE NEED MORE TOATS IN THIS WORLD

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)

ill make some

(maninthespoon, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)

Young man! There's no need to feel down!

Why Mortal Kombat when you can Y-MCA?

(Gourami, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

*glees*

Sorrry but this is outstanding!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

aspect ratio almost makes jupitus thin

edit: i've seen this, i think. but had forgotten all about it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

ha ha

that's fookin brill

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

Twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mmmraidaaaaah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

11 legs on a spider on stool

la mayo

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

10 angry men

two of them have calmed down

(

ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

the other two found some prozac in the bin

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

four calling birds

three french hens
two friend hens
and a partidge in *drinks*..tree..

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

I think that should make the news letter!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

Send it to rob!

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

maybe if it was on youtube

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1Ug4U-zs&eurl=http://www.b3ta.com/links/

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

STOP DOING THAT

(

ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

Well maybe your reflexes would be a little better

If you didn't go to special school:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

nurrrg

*dribbles*

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

It is

www.b3ta.com/links/Jeremy_Lions_The_twelve_days_of_Christmas

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

fairynuff

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:39, archived)

haha this is hilarious

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:51, archived)

4 legs on a.. table

3 on a stool
2 on a... cat

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

6 legs on a buggered spider

(

ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

teh sexah spider!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:39, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

Oh piss I didn't refresh

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOMB RAIDER

(

ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:32, archived)

again

3 minutes behind

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

Like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU1EpC1YLYM

DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO, IT'S SHIT. STICK WITH THE AUDIO. Yes that is the voice of Father Jack.

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

like this

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:44, archived)

OI!

Unhorse me you fiend! I was referring to the shit video on my link, not yours!

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

well,

his shadow clearly doesn't not want to participate in such a routine.

(

stu, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

Doh!

I am the negligence

(Gourami, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

cant you see

they've cut the over hand spotlight during the ymca movement, but intensified the two spots on the biceps during it, pfft

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

oi you

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stu, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

Flawless Victory :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

hahaha!

Is there some website where we can see all the "do this for me woman" things? :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)

http://www.doitwoman.me.uk/

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)

If only

(Shadowlinx, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

YES.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

SOFACHUCKLE

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

haha. nicely

does it have a... standard deviation?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

why are there Xs in the nippular areas?

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

Nipples control the horizontal,

Nipples control the vertical.

Twas a greaat show :D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

isn't that for when you're etch-a-sketching on her belly?

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

mmmm

Demand curve!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

"yes, and this plotting clearly indicates a certain amount of lesbian frottage"

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

Cash cow innit!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

2 women, 1 graph

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

ho ho

is that the mean, median or mode?

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

Best

usage of the brazier curve i've ever seen! :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 6:14, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

arf, this is brilliant! CLIIIIIIICK!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:27, archived)

INTERESTING

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

I like

tits.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)

that'll be the ln(x) f(e^ct) then will it?

i'm sorry, that was terrible

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)

appalling

*applauds*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)

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