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# possibe visitors to Todmorden
tod's a town just up the road from me (it's my old home town). Tony Booth (cherie's dad) has moved there and Omar bin laden (osama's son) could move there with his wife.


sorry about the crapness and the crony, but i just had to get it out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# and "Tod" is the German word for "Dead"
really makes you think
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# yeah
and morden means 'to slay' i think
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# dum dum DUM!
ze plot thickens
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# To slay the dead.
BRUCECAMPBELLVILLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# really?
coo...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I don't know, my German is shite upon shite.
It used to be good, but it's not now. And my dad speaks German with a Berlin accent, which is nigh on useless to me as it's like broad Geordie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ok, worth a shot anyhow
from what i've been told before, translated from ancient germannic it means 'place of the tottering dead' too.
so all in all it's a very deathly place to be
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Full o' goths?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# not to my knowledge
i was sspeaking to someone ages ago about that 'Todmorden' meant it different languages and he said thats what it meant. i think the old name was tottamearden. it's all ancient history to me now
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ha
Babelfish translates todmorden as "death murders".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# indeed
that is true
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Osama Bin Laden confuses me.
As he has such gentle eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# You would, right?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Nah, for once, my insatiable libido is not rearing it's sticky head (ew)
but he does have gentle eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# 1540hrs!
*goes to tell Colin Hinson that you stole his image*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# meh
damn it,
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Damn it, Sodit, I love you
*sings*

The river was wide but I swam it...lalala
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *groans*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I don't really.
I'm just singing.

I'll think you're shit, if you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# no mot at all
i'll just keep quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# There's a fire in my heart and you fan it...
so please don't tell me to can it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I lived near Todmorden....
....but now I live near Slough. I must have a penchant for shit holes..
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# maybe
i feel like i'm going to be in this shit hole for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# A beach on the Isle of Skye
I found this old painting I did in the summer of 2005. It's acrylic on canvas and was painted on location in about three hours.
It's A2 in size. I just thought I'd share an old painting before I lose it again.

(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# lets go now..
to the gallery.


(sorry, tis very good)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ver' nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# s'very nice
I especially like how you've made it look like Scotland is more colourful than its native tones of sludge and grey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# heheh, I'm joking
my missus reckons Scotland is just brown and there aren't any trees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# It was a little miracle.
It had been raining and grey for much of the week. I was at the beach and hills nearby scouting around for birds to take photographs of when all of a sudden it becomes a beautiful warm and glorious day.

I ran for about ten minutes in a fit of muscle-tearing craziness to grab my paints from the van and splurged that one out perched on a rock in the middle of a river. Unfortunately, the rest of my paintings show lots of grey sky and storms. One of my watercolours ran out when it started raining as I was painting and a canvas that I had spent hours preparing blew out of my hands and 500 metres of the edge of a cliff and into the sea..

Also, the Isle of Skye is awful for midges. They're fucking everywhere in the evenings and in clouds so thick that you can't breathe.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Skye is lovely though
best chips in the world in Portree
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# (o_o ) o0{...!?}
That's wonderful... I think you might be Bob Ross!
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# needs more happy trees :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# There you go
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# lully
all it needs is some form of spanning construction, a rotary aeronautical machine and a member of the superorder Selachimorpha.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *poke*
www.b3ta.com/board/7959747
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# and someone to question the verisimilitude of the aforementioned tableau
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hmmm...
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# cor
thats lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Be nice, me be newbie
(Lord of Lard, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *bums*
*nicely*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Clare Bumgay?
poor girl
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Bumgay-Newman
Got married, double barrelled the name.

It's the kids I feel sorry for.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pffff
*sympathises*

/double-barrelled name blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# My kids will have double-barrels
because my father's surname dies with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# My surname dies with me
because all my children are female.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ^this
except I haven't got any kids and probably never will have
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I would ask how old you are
but that would be rude.

So instead, I shall do a little jig for you.

*jig*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# you know how I old I am, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I have no idea.
I'm guessing at around 26/7, but I'm probably wrong, I usually am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ha
no, I'm 35
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Bloody hell, you look good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# What is it?
I hope it's "Batman!"
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Harmon.
Not exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# My surname is "Day"
and I hope to marry a Miss Trape.

Merry Christmas, from Mr & Mrs Day-Trape


none of the above is true
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Naaaaah, you want to marry someone who is called
Miss Oh.


DAAAAAY-OH. Daaaaaay-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# well I do "Wanna go home"
now where's that tally man, these bananas won't tally themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *grabs face*
*smashes into table*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# play nice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# arf!
welcome a/board
let me introduce you to dick, a board regular of very high esteem.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *Worships*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I am amused by this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# don't get it


welcome to b3ta..you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# We have you now.
If you keep posting images like that then you will be much loved by all.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *skitter*

bigger
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# yays
To the crabcave Crabman!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# cool!
all it needs is a tiny person fleeing in terror!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Well i was going to wait an hour before posting it...

bigger oriental crab crackers
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Again, lovely.
Edit- is that a flea jumping out of her armpit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# no
Her hair has two beaded bits that are getting windified... I just didn't draw them well

she might have fleas though, I didn't want to get much closer
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Oh I see the other one now.
Sorry love, I wasn't saying it was horrid, I just hadn't got it as I'm an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Heh,
They're not well drawn though either way. Besides, I couldn't take insult from a girl who puts a pirate related title as a username. Admittedly this is a major weakness but I'm going with it.
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# That weapon thing isn't going to be much use stuck in the ground like that!
But I do like it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ooh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ah, so it's not a giant multitool,
It's just a very small girl!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# No... that's a rare "giant enemy crab"
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# mm crab enema
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *attempts*
OH SWEET SCREAMING JESUS!!!! THE NIPPING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# take it like a man!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *winces slightly*
*shows no other signs of pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# that is fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Nice crab piers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Thank you Shaka Demas.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# do you do animations, Kezza?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Wish I could
I've done one or two little things in flash but they were just looping gifs.

Drawing takes me so long I just can't do animation.
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# you sir
are a giant crab
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ooooh very nice.
You have talent in your hands, like Marc Rizzo and his backpack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Ooooo nice crab!
knives for feets?

EDIT: That's just me isn't it... Maybe I should ring that psychiatrist after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# no no!
the two front legs look sharp!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'm not arguing with it either way....
looks angry...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# It's like JJ's work
but without the tits.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Crabs with tits?
Nah... not my thing
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# my mum got an email with a few birds forming a smiley face

so i shall forward this to her tomorrow. she won't like it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# but it's wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# um yes....
so?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# cocksquadron!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# LOLTAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# COCK!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# lol
lol a flying cock xD
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# NSFW
hardly... ive seen harder pictures in the staff canteen!! near the peas.

put some VAG in that and i'll pin it in my boss' office (shes female an all)
#
she will twat me, but... i'll tell the director she tried to touch me in my privates... (the director is male) and he loves holidaying in Texas.. he loves red men, loose women(not the shit tv show) and watching lesbians dance naked as they cry and he sips some Johnny Walker.

so all in all.

lets play the caption game, u FILL it in.. with something youd like to say to me



(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hmm
profound!
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hmm
coconut with pink fire coming out of top
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Not quite...

Try this clue

* cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# 'are you going to make sense any time soon?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# tut tut
on the picture please.. all entrails must be on the image.. u can use PAINT, IF U CANT AFFORD photoshop
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Can't. Be. Fucked.
Your move, chuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# It bugged me where that line was from
Google says Eliot from Scrubs, but I can't picture it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Yup, when she gets all hot and has a go at the bloke who goes
'MY MACHINES MY MACHINES MY MACHINES'.

He's also the bloke in Pirates of the Carribean who says 'Ello Poppet...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# good very good
best so far id say.

For those not in the know... a quince is a very small kind of orange ... and it is used for Quince paste, which is eaten with cheese on crackers or oatcakes etc.
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I know of a French fruit shop called 'Quince Corner'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# pronounced "Quance coornerr"
/'allo 'allo
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quince
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Also this

My self hair portrait from the other night.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# im confused
so WTF springs to mind
Edit: (have a picture)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
#
Really NSFW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# By christ...
*clicks again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# well i dont know
because thats the directors favorite image... he has it in a frame above his desk, so u see it as soon as u walk in his office.

He added a caption and it reads " STRESS - Dont let it rip you apart "
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# the rules
are:

In the caption, on the picure... not rocket science is it
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# HERE
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# we've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# tell your director to stay the hell out of the United States
there are enough rednecks here as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# its ok
he is an american... u dont get british liek that
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The nippiest controller on the market!




sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# WOO!
Lovely sony crab.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# thank you kindly ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You are very, very welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :-D
Games controller fun:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7XiXQ6wEyM&eurl=http://www.pressplayontape.com/?pid=streamingvideos
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# thats excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# aw bless!
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# It's expensive
but it's worth shelling out for.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# you'll give all your friends a (crab) pasting with it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# And if you can't afford it
you can always pinch it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Love it!
LOL a PSCrab gamepad xD
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Mmmmm Marmite.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# No!
I'm eating!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Marmite is fucking lovely.
Whippetshit or not.

And for those dog people out there, I don't care if it's not a whippet. It may indeed be a lurcher, greyhound, other pointy dog, I don't care. It's not a boxer, so it doesn't win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# mmm
Whippetshits in a jar on toats...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I have just had some on toast..

* feel ill now
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Do you like Bovril?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I've never had it.
Actually, that's a lie. I've had it in drink form. It tastes like OXO.

OXO cubes sprinkled (sparingly) on toast is a bit ace, if very bad for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Bovril is lovley
but goes off far to quickly meaning you have to finish a jar in about a week. This leads to Bovril fatigue
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ^^This
Cheese and Marmite on toats FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I know
damn i'm hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Same.
I'll take my lunch at 12 I think. Mmmmm tiger bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Now that is a quality bread product
have it with farmhouse cheddar + Branston sandwhich pickle and a few pickled onions.

Must. Have. Food. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# And cheaper than tesco normal seeded bread.
That sounds lovely. I've got turkey, lettuce and mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I peeled a boiled egg today, for the first time in my life
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I always find that more difficult than it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# yum!!

best of all the breads
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Soft French stick with the green seeds on..
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Poppy seeds FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Oh yes
With Pate'
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# poppy seed crackers
with brie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# oo oo
Danish blue on toasted crusty bread with a packet of cheese and onion McCoys.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Fuck blue cheese in it's bokeworthy bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Take that back
tis fantastic!11
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Toatal win, I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Testicles time!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# What?
Oh.


There must be a way to remove them without breaking the jar. There MUST.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Very cold water worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Has he been at you too?
Manley you dirty scrotbotherer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Edit: That is great spongage.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Marmite = yum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# That sums it up!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# vegemite is far better than marmite
so marmiteers, eat shit. :-)
have a clicky too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Vegemite is devil's poo
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# You're from Australia though, yes?
You *have* to say you prefer vegemite, otherwise all the racist retro types that make up 90% of your population will come and beat you over the head.

Shush, Sheila's Wheels.


(:D)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Looks like..
..they've improved the recipe somewhat.
(eviluncledon quit lurking to post this on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] IT'S A PUN
...or play on words.



(Check filename if you're struggling. I admit it's rather tenuous. Or just badly done. Oh well...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Steams fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Crab track!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# That is awful!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# But I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Rock and roll!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# The Flying Crabsman!
top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I was going to do something similar
with a loaf of bread.

You utter bastard.
(Nice stuff.)
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Well, why not?
It would be an equally awful joke based on a different part of the same word.

Besides, if you don't do it, I just might, now you've given me the idea, MWAHAHAHA!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Go for it
I doubt I can get away with arsing about creating images while at work.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Or a chinaman getting run over
Crushedasian.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# guessy guesst
I was assuming "Crab Line".
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings everyone.
Where do you hide an elephant? Well that's obvious!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning handsom
nice realisation there
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# 'lo bloke!
Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# i'm not braw
www.b3ta.com/board/7959577

how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Bugger!
Sorry about that old bean O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# no worries matey
at least it didn't get my porn stash

*shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Awwwwwwww - Bless!
That's lovely!

In Other News: Good 'Ning, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Well hello there!
Are we well today?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Most Well, thank you, kind sir!
You too?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Protective custardy?
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# There's no elephant!
You lie!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# 'ning KM!
I've realised I now have all my favourite 'nings stored in /ac...

I need more original 'nings...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Gusset Typing

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# crikey!
That's a 'ning and a half there 'Pot...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Nope, I can't see him...
* Just been looking though last nights drawl and found one good post www.b3ta.com/board/7957434

Nice one HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Why do you do this?
I know where the popular page is thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# that's 4 crabs wearing tophats!! :)

woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Decorative tophats =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# In the sand!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That's right!
A big bowl of full-fat Bird's sand =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Fat bird's sand?
*attempts to resist*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Arf
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# It's in the sand!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I refer, of course to the A.A. Advert
from 1987, with Adam Searles playing the part of the little boy, Kevin. His Father was played by Jonathan Kydd, son of the late bit part actor Sam Kydd, and shot on a beach in Spain.

"Kevin, where exactly did you bury the car?"
"In the sand... I'm not helping much, am I dad?"
"No, Kevin."
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# why are there four robots (one aroused)
hidden in your custard?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# you forgot
to paint his toenails
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# bad...


True story
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Bad Joseph!
:)

'Nings, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning jpeg
'ning all

turns out if you turn off my work pc while it's saving the settings it doesn't revert back to the old settings

oh no, it deletes everything!

*bangs head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning Aphex
'ning all

Deleted everything sounds bad...

I am wearing a deerstalker hat in work...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Of my semi-working computer?
Or of my ridicule inducing hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# the hat obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I'll try and get a pic later...
It's a beauty...

In the meantime, maybe we could all chip in with random bits of work to replace what you've lost?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# i've robbed anything that's any good from all your profiles already
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Now THAT'S the work of a true pro...
*admires*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Good Nings, Minky
That's a bit shite, isn't it?

Lob it out the window - always helps get rid of the frustration, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *lobs*
*types really qiuckly before keyboard follows pc out windoiuytrewq
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# 'ning Minky
Everything?! That can't be good...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# it's really not
it deleted everything that was on my desktop
so that's all my work stuff
personal stuff
a few programmes (like firefox, which i've reinstalled)
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Arse.
Is there a recent system restore point? Or did it wipe them too?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
sorry, this company's pish for that kind of thing.

would you believe system restore points don't work here?

i have to download all files that i've put online and go through all my old emails and resave the attachments

fun
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That's unbelievable!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Finally arrived in the shops!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I see what you did there...
nicely shopped squire

and


hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# pfft...
took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Very nicely done, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Very nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Baby.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# That plane rocks!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I see what you did there!
Clever, clever...!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# you're
not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN
dakka dakka dakka!!
*poops self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# it's going to be a bumpy landing
i bet he will SHIT himself
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I thought there were two PIs hanging from that plane
but I get it now

his landings will be rocky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Magnums?
Or Charlie's Angels?
'Ning one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *nicks*
*puts in playpen*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# STOP IT!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
ace
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ahahaha!
magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# bloody hellfire
kill it with sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# that is very nice
i like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Crab Nebula.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Bloodbrothers
bushswords
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Oooh nasty.
I like the way the chap in the background is looking down at whatever has just been slaughtered.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# he wants dibs on the liver....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# He's not, he's obviously thinking about the tin of fruitini
he's got for lunch in his knapsack.

That's a happy 'There is guaranteed Fruitini in my future' face if ever I saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ohh Frutini...yeah....
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# You know it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# haha!!
wait until he opens it his mum packed just an apple!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# The cheeky hound.
I'll see her hanging off the tallest yard arm in Titan docks for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# What's, "www3.barnesy.org/board/"?
and haha :D
Who did they kill?
And why wasn't i invited :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# it's an alternate way onto b3ta,
i use it because work blocks b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Wow!
I shall remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Wow!
I didn't know that existed.
What a wonderful thing to have for those who need their regular fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# oh yes!!
keyboard weasel happened to mention it the day before worked blocked b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Everyone probably knows by now
but www.axai.net (run by a b3tan) is a good way to get around workblock.

Just in case people hadn't come across it yet...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Burns embassy / Unleashes 'shock and awe'
Two for the price of one
(Abuscruffy, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You'd think they'd have more sympathy
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha!!
best to have a mate drive you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Very good!
Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Arf
85 minutes from the Queens Head to the roundabout.
It must include stopping there for a few drinks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# 'nings pot!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# 'ning!
I know it's a long way until your birthday but I suggest you start dropping hints about one of those globe world map things.
you can get one that opens up and becomes a drinks storage!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# i already have one of those actually!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# how rare
www.b3ta.com/board/7943612
'ning ivesy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ha!
In Bavaria they have this weird law that if petrol stations sell booze, they can only sell it to people who arrive in cars - not people who walk in off the street.

A friend who lives across the road from a petrol station popped over the road to buy a bottle of wine and they refused to give it to him on the grounds that he didn't drive there.

So he went back across the road, walked up 5 flights of stairs to get his car keys, walked back down, got in the car and drove 20 metres to the petrol station and bought the wine.

It's something about "protecting the youth from the evils of alcohol".

I begged him to construct a life-size cardboard cut-out of a car and "drive" in carrying it.

In other news: 'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha!!
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Haha!
That reminds me of the time we walked through a drive-thru and they wouldn't serve us...even after we went back, fully arranged in car formation and mimed the steering wheel, winding down the window etc...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7959552
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Yeah!
It was really late at night, there was no one else around for miles...

...this is again why Burger King is better than McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ha reminds me of driving into a service station off a motorway in italy only to find a full bar.
there was no restaurant at the station and the only way to get out that far was to drive there, you couldn't possibly walk. europe eh, it's faaaaaaaaantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha
morning

I think they should sell it to anyone creative enough to do such a thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Those kerrrrrr-azy Bavarians!
Reminds me of the the classic:

"Do you know they're building three new Mental Hospitals in Europe?, one in Portugal, one in Belgium, and they're putting a roof over Bavaria"

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# haha
"Stop in the car park behind the Bull".

Like it
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Mona Cassidy

Bless, she's lost all that weight, done a Fitness DVD, but she still looks like a fella...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# she looks like a dopey cow....
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Like a young, lady Forsythe with that chin
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# a fitness DVD?
bloody hell

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Everyone's got one.
Thatcher will have one next.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# thatcher has a privatize DVD
not an excercise DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I'm going to have a piratise one.
one-two-three-ARRRRRR
one-two-three-YAAAAARR
one-two-three and shake yer leg me heart-ies....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
#
leg peg
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Very true.
But I must stress again, not ALL pirates have peglegs. I have two flesh legs, and they're pretty awesome. I can do loads of stuff with them, including get the left one behind my head- no small feat for a chunky girl.

edit- that should be sturdy girl, really. And I'm way sturdier than sturdygirlmeme. She's....art nouveau to my bauhaus. Does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *Purchases*
*Piratises to the MAX!*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Don't overdo it.
You'll end up looking like Bob Geldof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Fate worse than death, that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Most definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# She's looking good though, bless her.
I love Natalie Cassidy- she's bloody funny and a clever lass, and she seems to be above all this 'omg people call me ugly I must slit my wrists' thing. Good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I agree with all of this
She used to come into HMV where I worked and seemed an alright sort.
Oh, and 'ning Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# that picture is less photoshopped then the cover of her DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# pffft...
Check out the skillzorz!

img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/CassidydvdMTX_468x523.jpg

Body wise I don't think there's anything wrong with her.

It's just that face and that voice...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Nothing wrong with the voice
it's not that bad on Kate Nash.

Actually...yeah, you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# kate nash
kill...kill...kill...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# does DMQOB every come on here any more?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I think it might be down to her lack of cheekbones
She could have some made!

Kylie and her sister did it as did Liz Hurley.

Then get botoxed apply a layer of silicone over your face and voila you too can become a plastic-looking clone!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# PHWOOOR!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# facial laminating.
it's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Possibly NSFW.....quick photoshop painting :D
no detail nude 7of365

larger - farm3.static.flickr.com/2278/2196350291_726ea26dc6_b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:12, archived)
# why yes, that lifetime of eating cakes does make your ass look fat.
*kicks, then runs*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:23, archived)
# hey - stop being rude about my arse
its a lovely arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:24, archived)
# it's awesome.
like a bridge across a vast chasm, or some distant, looming mountain. or a giant bulldozer stuck in a tar pit, or perhaps a dinosaur family sharing an affordable breakfast buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:37, archived)
# look - those pics were private ;)
by the way - why 499??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:50, archived)
# privacy no longer exists. I SEE ALL.
499 ~ stoner math ~ 499.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:02, archived)
# hahahaha
but then 8inches could be fun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:05, archived)
# if he's so stoned that he can't add, what are the odds he can get it up?
bigdicked bottoms can be fun, but not if they're passed out and smell like skanky weed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:12, archived)
# i bet
i dont really like weed - did it a few times in college - but it really didnt do a lot for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:13, archived)
# i don't mind weed or smokers, but i don't do it much.
i just think being so stoned that you can't add two numbers together is hilarious. oh, and 8 internet inches = 6 real life inches.

heh, it's late. time for me to smoke some pillow. see you later.

'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:19, archived)
# night night!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Arse!
With Only hint Of mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:35, archived)
# :D
dodgy source material :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:50, archived)
# ?
www.b3tards.com/u/d82716ce2bc2b8c45021/revjess_rob.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:50, archived)
# hahahaha
:D damn that rob - keeps cropping up in my pictures :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:53, archived)
# I blame it on subliminal messaging within this site
he is making you obsessed!
previously rev J's
Some other sickos interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:55, archived)
# i'd have to agree
**Rob is your lord and master**

but at least it's not a goatse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:58, archived)
# or BME pain Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:06, archived)
# thats aceness!
'ning jesse!
and the rest...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:35, archived)
# ning sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:40, archived)
# you alreet punk?
any chance of going to the brum bash?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)
# not bad thank ya!
nah no chance - broke as broke can be :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# nakeyness!
morning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:46, archived)
# why hello there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:48, archived)
# *huggles*
how're you?
i'm just dropping in before i run off to the lab. [started my dissertation-project this week]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)
# dissection?!
HIYA!
*slices*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:02, archived)
# oooh they are fun!!
just make sure you get a tutor who helps - unlike mine did! :( grrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# BUM!
good morning Rev
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# morning sir!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Oh noes!
She has lost the soap!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# listening to people talk

site
(karls, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)
# thats fantastic!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:12, archived)
# karls, will you please extract mother from the christmas lights again?
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:21, archived)
# AAU
Drama queens and the like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Imposter!
Working title 'F*cking huge crab'

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)
# love the expressions!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)
# cheers
I felt it was nicely understated for my first image in absolutely flippin ages!
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:12, archived)
# heh, silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)
# similar pearoast from last night
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:48, archived)

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