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# Bridge 26


err, having been away for two years, I'm a bit out of practice so go easy :D

Previously.

Edit: Thanks everyone, very kind!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Haha!
That is so incredibly ace ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Its not two years since the last one of these is it?!?
*feels old*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *feels old too*
These were great!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *feels even older*
my knees! my back! what were we talking about? did someone ring the doorbell! I used to have to walk to school through 6 feet of coal! is it time for pie?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# YAY! You're back!
I used to LOVE your bridges when I was but a wee b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup!!
'nings mum!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Alwight son?!
I'm sat in my pajamas

I should probably get back to tidying the flat today, but my head's still all ...fuzzy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *gasps*
have you been drinking?!
ah, getting ready for saturday eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Gotta warm up your liver!


Nah. I'm just not in work and woke up from some pretty weird dreams barely an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# JESSIE! *gently and loosely curls round neck*
nice jimjams
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Thanks!
I may change before getting on with the tidying thing, but then again I may not- I ain't going anywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# just be careful though
next thing you know you'll be hoovering in front of the window,
you'll look up and see a crowd staring at you from outside,
you'll wonder why they're staring...
than it'll hit you


one of your boobs is hanging out
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *runs to derby*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# you shouldn't be looking at your mums boobs!
naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# eh?
oh, no, to tell her that they're hanging out.....

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Nah. I'm pretty sure any neighbours that COULD see in*
have seen more interesting things than that by now :)

* a possible, but not actually likely, two or three
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# two or three eh?
hmm, well there's the pottery wheel, that's one.
there's the collection of princess diana memorial plates, that's two
and there's the third reich shrine that's three.

lucky lucky neighbours!

edit: i thought you meant two or three interesting things, not two or three neighbours.
silly me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah
I'm not counting the purposeful ones, like when you come and camp out in the tree house you built opposite my bedroom window :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ah now you see
that doesn't really make me a neighbour.
that makes me more of a trespasser
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Not really a trespasser...
I made you bacon sammiches every morning and hot drinks through the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# a welcome trespasser
as it were.


*feels guilty now*

*texts KM, 'strip slower big boy'*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hahah!
I'll tell him tonight, he'll probably offer to make the sammiches and hot drinks himself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# as long as you tell him
i want extra "mayo"


i made myself feel a bit sick there
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# aren't you going to the shop to buy me some star wars lego because i've been such a good boy?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# No. I'm still hurting over my own loss
It's too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *throws self to floor*
*has a massive tantrum in the middle of b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *sedates*
*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# too late!
www3.barnesy.org/board/8031834
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# bless you....
*lends a tenner*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# yay!!
*darts to sweets shop*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# get me Sherbet Fountain while you're there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *comes back with a tenners worth of fruit chews*
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *slaps*
Bad Ives!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# THIS.
Woo!

How are you Jessie? I feel it's been quite a while since we last talked on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I am very lovely thank you sir!
I have some time off work, albeit under pretty false pretences, and I'm determined to enjoy it while I can...I fucking hate that place right now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# amen sister.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# This.
I think you're the closest I've seen to my user number, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# There's a bit of that, isn't there?
How we've grown over the years. My pinkie fingers are stronger than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oooh! you're much closer!
*follows around a bit acting way too excited*

We joined a day apart by the looks of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# 10/4/05 NEVER FORGET
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha you kids....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ooh, cool :D
I think you may be the closest I've seen too.

Dave the Hat joined a couple of months before me I think, I can't remember how close his number ended up though

Edit: 27460
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I remember when all this was random ones and zeroes
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# i remeber when all this was notes passed around the classroom...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I remember when all this was cloudiness in Rob's spunkbubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# you win........
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I remember all of this when it was a shadow on Roy Castle's lung
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *psst*
gaz'd ya, xxx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha!!
thats amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Has it really been that long?
I still love these!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Too good.
Stop it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# beautifully animated
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hah
thats awesome
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I love this.
Out of practice? Bollocks - that's beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I've missed these
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# How can you get so much fluff and personality into about 25 brown pixels??
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha I've missed these :)
welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# excellent work, good to see them back
great stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# JOY!!!
joyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# steady
on.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# lordy, that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# My god
thats beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# woohoo
your bridges were ace!! nice to see you back - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Wonderful!!
But has it really been 2 years?
What the hell have I been doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ha ha, splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# >O<
you're back !
never go away again ! :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# omfg i've missed these!
welcome back to bridgeness :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# yay!
fantastic.
any more 'mr round', in the offing?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# on paper
only at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# jolly good.
keep up the good work.

*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# will do
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
I've missed these.
I'd be feeling old too if those bastards hadn't stolen all the good handspots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Genuine officelol!

I wasn't expecting that at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# damned bunny!
haha killed by cute stupidity
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yehaw!
good to see you back again
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
A welcome return for this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# It's been too long......
Welcome Back and well done.
(Cob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# \o/
I am so glad that you (and these) are back but again am a bit miffed with myself for always thinking "this time he's gonna make it!".
/optimism
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Aww
you always did think that, I remember. :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# welcome back sir
and excellent animation, nonetheless!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# ha ha
Oh, it's so so good to have you back. Is it really 2 years? Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# damn apes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I would love to see him at a desk job dressed like that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *looks past monitor*

It's nothing special. He needs a new mouse every five minutes though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Never been to Dixons, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Pfft =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# He's very picky about who he dresses up for

*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Yes, it was full of hedonistic, sexually adventurous people, but I don't remember any gorillas

oh, oh you mean the shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# =^_^=
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hey!
Mine was about you too

albeit implying that I've seen you dressed...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# and undressed...
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Phwoar, that
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *joins in*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I feel the need to investigate this other Dixons
Purely out of scientific curiousity, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# allow me to provide directions
www.b3ta.com/board/8034806
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I think I used to work with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha!!
reminds me of the doorman in who framed roger rabbit..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# This is Mr Silverback.
He's in charge of our complaints department.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# He needs a police job
That'd be so cool.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# For no reason whatsoever, have a tiny dinosaur in love with some cartoon ham.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The sex would be rubbish for ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Clearly, you have never had a tiny dinosaur attempt to penetrate you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I probably just didn't notice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# slack?
even a tiny dinosaur has a masive willy.
well known fact that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# is that an offer?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Perhaps... *wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ivesbosarous rex!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah
It's bone's too big!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# This is a thing of indescribable beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ^this all over
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# i was just thinking that too.
Lovely shading and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# They look so happy
but I can't help but think that one day tiny dino will not be able to resist a bite.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Theirs is a love destined for tragedy...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# it's a match made in heaven...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That was me on saturday
when I went here
www.bodeansbbq.com/soho/

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Been there
the steaks are heeeeaaaaauuuuuuuge.

I had some delishious BBQ sauce concoction.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# It was fab...
half price steaks on a tuesday

I went for a 'plate of meat' option
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Every restaurant should have a "plate of meat" option.
Vegetables are for pansies. =]

I have a large meat hunger now though...

Edit: I also like how they have a "Deserts" menu.

I've always thought that people need more sand in their diet.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Flowers prefer insects
But I'm fairly sure pansies are veggies
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Did you go on the Tuesday?
I was just eyeing the site up and wondered if it was mental busy when those offers were on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Me too
and wondering how long Dwayne Dibley has been working there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I went on saturday
It was busy, but the waiters are great
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Just let me check: thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart, and one triple thick condom...


you never know
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# That's reason enough in my books!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# that is so full of woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# That is most most excellent!
More of this kinda thing!
Click-clickety!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# He bites.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# But is his bark worse?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# He also licks his balls
but I'm not goint to point that out while he's pointing that gun at me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# haha!!
good boy-
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I sat by my phone all night in my best underwear
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Overshare much?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# you said it was pancake day!!!
i thought you would've been too busy gorging yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I only had two!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# sorry minkster...
*whips self with belt*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# don't do it tonight though
we're off out cos it's little Sam's birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# yes boss...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# good lad
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# where you going?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# "Her Majesty's loyal terrier"
"put it away james, it's insulting to think I haven't anticipated your every move!"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I knew your loyalty was always to the mission
never to his friend

You twat, Bean
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# i like it when bean puts on a posh accent,
but it dissapears when he gets excited!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# It's your O2, Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hehe!
a mob chicken
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# He's Ray Steele, Private Chick.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Drink and drugs cocktail, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ohhh yes please
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Twelfty, please
And some for The Wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# That's no moon!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# JUST HOOK IT UP TO MY VEEEEINS.
/Barney
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# oh god yes please.
PLEASE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# been there done that
(yesterday)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ...
Is that an embryo at the bottom of the glass?



Mmmmmm. Pickled foetus.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I heard that violence gangs do drug cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# lets join one and find out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Cannabis dealers prey on hospitals!!!!111!
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article3315623.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# thats what those skaggy tramps wandering around the here are about!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Thats no way to talk about your colleagues
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Today's song is...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# want you bad by the offspring?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# 'Fraid not...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# :)
We're in the army now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Sorry, no...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# What about the Salvation Army?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# It's by an army, you're right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Good god no... please no...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# No - that's your mum.
And you love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Army Winehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Has someone just broken b3tards?
Come on, own up.

EDIT ah mended.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I was chewing some cables, but how was I to know they were important ones :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# red ex freestyle!
Edit: DAMNIT my hilarious (!) smart arse remark ruined by the restoration of the hosting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# It would appear that B3tards is borkeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Mötorhead
Emergency?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# The Birdy song?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Monoshock -
Crypto-Zoological Disaster?
(Pelle ghola, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I hate waiting for the postman, he has my records :(
What interesting things have you got in the post recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Anthrax.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Cheeky wanker.
Just because I pwn you at CSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Yes, you totally do.
If the game was "see how many times you could get shot in the face by Mr Pineapple" then yes, you totally ruled.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# The game was called "spy who uses auto-aim".
I SPIED YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I wish it was that simple.
In fact, I play like total shite on this machine, so I'm amazed how badly you did =]

Apparently Macbooks are not good for CSS, and the mighty mouse is even worse for.. well.. using.

It blows goats.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Yeah - I'm pretty awful.
But I make some killer stuff in Gmod.

Also, did B3tards rape itself?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Ah. Phew.
It wasn't just me losing the plot then.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I have a feeling it did.
And I do suck bawls at Gmod. I've never been good at engineering.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Heh thats good
I got Birthday cards :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Criminal Records ftw
letters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I don't get interesting post any more
bills, bank statements. I actually look forward to junk mail on account of the variety :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# At work, I received a parcel
I received a parcelthat should've been for someone else . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# my very first payslip
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Awesome news!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# i spent it all on drink, nipple piercing and gig tickets within 5 days of getting it
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *Approves*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I'm waiting for a guitar to be delivered today
*constantly presses refresh on courier's website*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# sacrifice a goat to eddie van halen and it should come within the hour
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Holy crap it worked*
* didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Haha, well I'm being patient now...
Pacing around the house like a mental whilst rocking out to some tunes... like a mental.

SO FACKING PATIENT *shakes violently*

UUHHHHHHGGGGG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# i need my guitar to rock out though
just like the courier to make this more complicated!

just got a redex on your pic?
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I'm waiting on a big fat cheque...
hasn't arrived yet.

But i did get VAULT OF HORROR on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Two credit card statements
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# What records is he bringing you?
He is bringing me 3 Mayhem records and a pile of cuddle toys for Ms The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# The ol'e black metal eh?
I'm expecting toooonnes of stuff!

Genghis Tron - Board up the House 2LP, CD and 2 Shirts
Earth/Sir Richard Bishop 12"
Earth/Tribes of Neurot 7"
A Yob CD, a Burning Witch 2CD Reissue
Ocrilim's latest CD
a Big Buisiness shirt
Gorillaz - Demon Days, D-Sides
and a RSH CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# yep
I'm sure my friends hate me, because I'm going to see them on the 24th. Getting psyched up, I'm spinning their records. Everyone I know is a wigger. :(

I usually get Industrial CDs, but Mayhem have my loins.

My co-workers are also not enjoying me listening to them, nor are the customers. D:
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# The only black metal I'm into is a little bit of Burzum, Lurker of Chalice and some Hate Forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Emperor's ace
and so is the latest Behemoth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Demigod was pretty good, I'll give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I fucking love the 2 Burzum records I have.
Hope he gets parole this year. :D
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Filsofem and Hvis Lyset ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I gots
Draugen - Rarities (which I adore) and Hliðskjálf, which is fine Ambient, regardless of the amount of hate it gets.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I particularly like their newer work
but I do also enjoy the old stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I've not heard much of their newer stuff.
Not yet. I only have De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas and Mediolanum Capta Est and the songs for d/l on their site.

I ordered Deathcrush, Live In Leipzig and Ordo Ad Chao.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# New PC stuff today :D
Now I just have to figure how to put the bastard of a mess together.
(Ukatoton, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Lego
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# A Wii
i lurve my postie!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Window lickin' good


After watching the Muller ad on TV I couldn’t help noticing that the old fella looked a bit like the late, great Joey Deacon.

So, first post. Be kind.
(I helped save b3ta! g_j_p, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# well I don't get the reference
but it's below the filesize limit :-)

velkom shop us a kitteh etcetc....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# windows
Muller’s current TV ad campaign is running the slogan ‘lick the lid of life’. I couldn’t get the window thing out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! g_j_p, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I googled it all
and have de-ris-ed. I'm a long way away where we do not hear of the Muller foundation. woo to the piccie!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# FILESIZE IS IMPORTANT!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# and his much missed friend, Ernie
Ernie
EDIT: Welcome and Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Heh
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Seems to me
That someone as slow as him
was probably late quite often.
(Strikethrough bold italic underline, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# You have to admit,
I am very quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
#

EDIT: Four fucking years and seven posts! Quit while you're behind!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# The good thing about that
is that it's applicable pretty much every week these days...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# * Not quiet enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I can think of many more words for you
'tedious' and 'oik' spring to mind immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Dust this off...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Classic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# They killed a beer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# That's what the other bloke said!
www.b3ta.com/links/147356
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Oh gawsh, I fail at originality!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# At least you're not seeing tubgirl in the pic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# She's got a nice pair of dumplings though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Message from the helpdesk
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# pffft!
If I knew you in REAL REAL REAL REALREAL life I'd follow you around smirking and pointing . . .

*smirks and points*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# sod off to /talk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# comrade Hitler is unpleased
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ning y'all
how is everyone this fine day?

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Rahyna!
Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# i was thinking Buhyena
but thats better
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Harinna!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# BUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Super Tuesday? I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Exactly

And I agree with Ace Thursday, as it's my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# You were never born?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# You are
A pedantic tool.






But I still love you.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# That is correct.

Being born is soooo 1975
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I thought you were a test tube baby!
womb with a view blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Ha!
Cock on. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Cock on, cock off, Gareth-san
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I still don't know what you meant here:
www.b3ta.com/board/8027537
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Pea tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Yays!
And I just got this ad from the FP!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Conspiricy Theories......................
His death was faked.
He is flying covert missions in Airwolf

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Who's death?
I didn't know Albert Finney died...!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Albert Finney?
Has he?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:35, archived)
# NOoooo!
You can not tell me the NoobMaster has died already!

* sobs like a girl

PS. This

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *writes down Wobbly Bloke's verify code*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *withdraws savings*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# bugger

* Edditted
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:35, archived)
# No it's what the Stig really looks like.
'ningles fella. I'm looking after your mate (you'll have to ask him about Twinkle Toes though).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I will...
Play him some bootsy collins for me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Brain maggot?:P
I think that has to be one of my fave Parliment tracks:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of Shine-O-Myte.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Wishful thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Anakin Skywalker?
"Bah, another fucking helmet job"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:38, archived)
# has he got a coldsore?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:40, archived)
# hahaha
ning ivesy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:40, archived)
# nings mighty!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# nings nibs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# ello JS
have you found the holy grail of making corporate wank exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Nah!
I'm possibly the worst person to come to for your corporate wank needs.

I feel like I've sold my soul
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I know that feeling
sometimes I get 'an exciting new project'

which usually means I get to use a different kind of blue and they want something 'radical' like gradients

sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# How old is that sodding ad?!
'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# word up ghostie!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Mmmm
59 years?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:47, archived)
# don't be so ridiculous!!


it's 58 years...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Well I definately remember it in the late 90's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:48, archived)
# have you ever thought about gettng out more?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:50, archived)
# The Aquafresh ad is till running
that's got to be from around the time of The Snowman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# 3 in one protection for your family!
bom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# some ad's never get old....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
# He's out there!
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:00, archived)
# didn't airwolf crash carrying people on an airtour thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# was it something to do with Noel Edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# oh god i hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Or was it
Mike Smith and Sarah Greene?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# haha them too
I've just reminded myself of Brown Sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I was watching this last night.
it was epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# That's true.
I remember then they decided to do the old hovis one with the boy on the bike and they tried to track down the kid from the ad. When they finally found him he was in prison:P

EDIT: Ah that could be media bollocks. If Wikipedia is to be believed be became a fireman in East Ham.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# was he doing 10 years for bicycle theft?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Obviously
Coz if it was nicking bread they'd have shipped him off to Oz:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# they love the bread over there......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Especially if it's covered with Marmite substitute:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# its called VEGEMITE....
and everything else pales by comparison!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Naaa
It's bland shite!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Too salty.
Apparently it's better in Oz and Marmite tastes shit there. Yeast-based products clearly don't travel well. It must be a hemisphere thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# MORNING, ALL.
I've fucked up my wrist playing Guitar Hero all night like a noob.

Also, does anyone have Ill Communication by the Beastie Boys that they'd like to share? I really like one song, and I'd like to check out the album before I commit to a purchase. :D

Edit: Oh, and hey Ivesb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# top album
and well worth the £2.50 it would probably cost you off Amazon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# As it's your recommendation, I'll guess I'll go nab it.
But I'd still like a rar or something to entertain me this morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# is it 'Sabotage'?
for that is one of the greatest things known to man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# It is! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Sureshot wins out for me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# And you can't
you won't

ad you don't stop!

FTW!

Sabotage is better if watching the video tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Whooaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoah!

*stretches moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus/index.php?music=Ill+communication
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Zomg! Ta!
It'll have to wait until after RATM now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# WE GOTTA TAKE THE POWURRR BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Fuck you I won't tidy my bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Damn, I wish they played some of that on my radio right now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# You've a pretty ace taste in music then, eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I must be the crappest b3tan ever
I can't find the 'that's no moon' source image to modify this pic with... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Ha - found it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Will he be able to control "The Wolf" with his diddy hand?
www.b3ta.com/board/8016726
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha I missed that
£100 million for charity though, that's fucking loads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# The Daily Grind


Click for bigger (78KB)
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Smart ants.
*gets blowtorch and block of wax*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:16, archived)
# haha!
imagine the steaks those lucky bastards would get off that!!
EDIT: NING ANYONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:27, archived)
# *drools*
nignles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:28, archived)
# ohhh not long now!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:47, archived)
# 'ning Ives!

and 'ning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# humph
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Handy trick that.
Arf and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:05, archived)
# one day he'll land and everyone will be happy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:25, archived)
# He is freezing time using the sheer force of his anger.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I've never worked out
why his daps don't bop him in the face when he jumps....?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Anger.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:36, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Olde man one is quite correcte. 1914 for this use.

First four lines are as it was in Feb 25th 1914 issue of Punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# um
the bald man seems to have a beaver on his chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:07, archived)
# And may for as much of the month as he can.
[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:12, archived)
# And this

Gaz or reply with your illustrated character and it'll get put in somewhere into
a big render of Fucking Shitty Magnet Land. Front area previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/8008110
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# DINOSAUR:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# YES, YES IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:29, archived)
# In Caesar's hotel in Las Vegas
There's a shop called Magnets Maximus.

It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
# i like this new technique you're exploring.
it's got texture.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:58, archived)
# I've been messing around with this
for nearly 3 hours. I can't even see properly any more.
Meh, I haven't been many funs lately. I WILL IMPROVE MY FUNS TO PHOTOSHOPPING RATIO PLEASE DO NOT UNFRIEND ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:07, archived)
# YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR SECOND CHANCE, BUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:08, archived)
# I FUCKING MEAN IT THIS TIME
WHEN MY MOUSE IS WORKING AGAIN I WILL FUCKING UNFRIEND YOU I AM COMPLETELY FUCKING SERIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:11, archived)
# SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, MOFAHA.
I'LL UNFRIEND YOU BEFORE YOU UNFRIEND ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)
# THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE DUMBASS
BECAUSE THEN WE WON'T BE FRIENDS SO HOW COULD YOU UNFRIEND ME? HAHA
I SWEAR MY NEW MOUSE WILL ARRIVE SOON AND YOU WILL BE SO FUCKING SORRY I REALLY AM SERIOUS THIS TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# I ALREADY AM SORRY. SORRY I EVER FRIENDED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
THIS RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. I AM SO SAD BECAUSE OF THIS THAT I THINK OF CRYING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:47, archived)
# Actually, this gives me an idea for a song.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:47, archived)
# The song will be called:
"THIS RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. I AM SO SAD BECAUSE OF THIS THAT I THINK OF CRYING."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:47, archived)
# B SIDE

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:53, archived)
# YOU SMELL LIKE LEPER GOAT PORN FARTS.
FUCK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:13, archived)
# Hahahah
"porn farts" hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:29, archived)
# don't you like goat lepers?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:55, archived)
# I HEARD YOU LIKE GOATLEAPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:56, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING:
mofaha!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Dammit that's all I need.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Aaaaand
sleeptime for me my dears
I shall see you all tomorrow
G'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:43, archived)
# 'night.
i'm off too, it's late.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:56, archived)
# That's a really cool background
and the foreground is also cool.

OVERALL PROGNOSIS: COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Dem white folk keep stealin' our art 'ey gronk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:14, archived)
# Damn whitey keeps holdin me back.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your intestines?

Pffft - Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:10, archived)
# ^this
Was my initial viewing tOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:17, archived)
# ?
you have done an arts needlework ?
the inclusion of multiple herons saves this image (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:17, archived)
# HAMBURGERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# SUPPORT MY AGENDA!
www3.barnesy.org/board/8034254
ALL OF YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:22, archived)
# I think most of us are already there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:35, archived)
# BUT I WANT THAT IMAGE ON THE POPULAR PAGE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:42, archived)
# i'd be more apt to give you a click if you hadn't used the word 'gay' as a pejorative.
i realise you aren't being nasty, but making the equivalence of gay=bad is ignorant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I think you will find that the word "gay" is a homograph.
Jus like bow, contract, lead, house etc.

I have several gay freinds that will back me up on this on too;)

Edit: and there are some modern examples such as: Cool, bad, fat, sick, wicked etc.
/not ignorant, just down with the modern lingo;)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
# well, that's why i qualified when i said i knew you weren't being nasty.
it's not you i'm worried about - it's the odd mothbreather i've seen (yes, even on here) who gets his bigoted ideals reinforced by the equivalence, even though that's not what you intended. as for fat/phat, i am aware of more than a few overweight people who cringed when that particular descriptor was in vogue.

no worries - i'm not delicate, but i imagine there are a few posters and lurkers who are. same reason i don't really like the occasional bit of racism or misogyny that pops up here, despite being mostly white and wholly (checks pants) male.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# Thanks for understanding my intentions:)
But I have now fallen into a minority group as I have given up the booze.
This makes me a white, hetrosexual male who does not drink.

I WANT RIGHTS TOO!

ooh, your teeth look nice BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# *grins, blinds the neighbours*
i knew you were sensible - most b3tans are, though i have run into the odd dunderhead here. no drinking? for how long, and how much longer?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)
# 6 days now. (early days)
with at least 6 months off.

Before this break I could count the amount of days I had not had a drink on 2 hands over the previous 7 years. I always enjoyed drinking, but it was getting out of control and I wanted to stop.
So I did.
Edit: I was diving further into a bottle every time I was stressed and with a business and high financial commitments one stresses alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# i have no policy against drinking, but i rarely do.
/adult child of two alcoholic parents blog.

edit: good plan. recognising the problem while in the midst of it is difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:22, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:55, archived)
# unfortanatly there seems to be little way to stop that phrasing.
it bothers me, too. i get to hear every asshole at my school say the same stupid things.

of course im not helping, the majority of the files on my computer have the word 'gay' some where in them.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:09, archived)
# DICKBUTTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:11, archived)
# GAY GAY PISSPOTS:
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# a new word will occupy the tiny minds eventually.
the subversion of the pejorative is fun, though. you or me or other sensible people know that, especially here on the gayshift.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Sure we will you big BREEDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:32, archived)
# guilty as charged, i have children.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:40, archived)
# AN EPIC DUEL. WHO WILL WIN THE LOVE OF THE CHEESEBURGER?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:22, archived)
# If those ingredients (- cucumber) are served on a burger at McDonalds here (Aus)
It is called a McOz burger.
/fact

tomato and beetroot must be very Australian according to their marketing department.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:26, archived)
# Fucking hell that pissed me off.
Before McDonalds decided what an "australian" burger was, you could walk into a chip shop and ask for an aussie burger, and you'd get a burger with bacon and egg on it.

NOW IT'S BEETROOT, BEETROOT. FUCKING BEETROOT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:34, archived)
# I fucking hate beetroot on burgers
and pineapple.
nothing worse than hot pineapple.
/hate

My version of an aussie burger is, meat, bacon, lettuce, tomato, egg, more meat, and a scollop.
/love
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# WHERE ALL GOOD TRACTORS GO TO DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:41, archived)
# McDonalds doing toast again are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:42, archived)
# I THINK I'D RATHER EAT A DEAD TRACTOR THAN A BURGER WITH BEETS ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
# people who eat at mcdonalds deserve every evil that befalls them.
i like beetroot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:49, archived)
# And people that support their local chip shops should be able to order an aussie burger and get some FUCKING BACON AND EGG ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I went to an Aussie chip shop once.
all the rest were run by greeks, chinese and macedonians.

BACON AND EGGS ON BURGERS FTW!
fuck I wish we had some bread rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# Sounds like a good combo to me.
Some of the best burgers I've had were made at chinese takeout places.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Greeks and masos have made the best I have had.
and the macedonians had a shop so clean you would eat off any surface in it. As him and his wife to be a green grocers, the quality of the produce was astonishingly high too. I miss working near that place. However, I popped in there after 6 years recently and they still remembered my favourite morning tea order (chicken, bacon and cheese, hot chilli sauce on a long roll) they used to cook whole chooks every day too, none of that packet stuff.
Coincidentally I put on 15kg when I worked near there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Same across Canada.
And same in service and quality.
Never found a bad one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:16, archived)
# i haven't eaten meat in nearly 30 years, but it was true here from what i recall.
the place had a name which i don't recall, but everyone called it 'greeko's' - clearly it was greek-owned and -operated.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:24, archived)
# What I wouldn't give for a decent lamb souvlaki.
You ask for one of those in NSW and they give you fucking meat on a stick.

It's what I miss most about living in Tassie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:09, archived)
# bah. all you meat-eaters should be fed to the predators.
i walk by this place all the time. there are often people in there who are... hefty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Hey, at least we eat living things that have the ability to fight back.
You vegetarians just eat the defenseless life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:12, archived)
# i only eat triffids, so FUCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:15, archived)
# I like this and shall be using that statement against vegitarians for many years to come.
thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:23, archived)
# we've heard all the jokes before, trust me.
i've had douchebags say things like "if i put some meat in your food, you wouldn't even notice and then you wouldn't be a vegetarian any more, and there's nothing you could do about it!" usually i just look at them as if they are morons, but on occasion i've said something like 'and if i smacked you with a tire iron and buggered you with a baseball bat, you'd love it and there's nothing you could do about it!"

people who don't understand boundaries seem to be the majority at times.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:30, archived)
# each to their own I say.
But I do love winding up people whilst maintaining complete calm myself. Especially if they tend to over-react.

It is a hobby of mine.
Edit: I can see many benifits in being vegetarian, but when I tried I was just hungry all the bloody time. Do you eat fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:35, archived)
# no. no flesh or any derivatives.
i was vegan, but i eat dairy and very rarely eggs.

watch out for bad karma, winding people up can be dangerous.

edit: i'm often hungry, but i like to eat several small meals per day rather than one or two large ones. right now i'm eating hummus i made earlier with chipotles, and i had my regular midnight salad for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:55, archived)
# it's good, but a notch too hot for my liking.
i'm a scoville wimp.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:59, archived)
# I have to be honest, I really don't get veganism.
Something has to die so that we can live. Vegans just avoid the responsibility, to their own detriment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:17, archived)
# Well,
if you really want to get into an argument about vegetarianism, you should have a look at this*

"Why vegetarians should be force fed lard"

*I respect vegetarians that don't tell me what I should eat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# This is a good link.
I shall propagate it.

I've so far only read the "replies to claims apparently made by vegetarians" but, and the guy
a) Makes some valid points
and
b) Seems to be replying to people who are both stupid and mad.

Hopefully some real points may be addressed further on.

EDIT:
Haaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The sectrion titled "I became a veggie simply because I don’t like meat." is brilliant. The author seems to just drop any pretence of logic or reason and just goes YES YOU FUCKING DO! 100% of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ha.
i'd like the guy to try and forcefeed me lard. i've always wanted to kill a human.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 5:26, archived)
# you just need to put more effort into liking meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Or more time working with animals.
Revenge for crushed toes is best served with brown sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# only humans anger me, and they're too filthy to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:21, archived)
# hahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)
# ONLY THING BEETS ARE GOOD FOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:53, archived)
# nonsense!
beets are great, i eat them regularly. roasted, pickled, in soup, raw, the greens - all of the beet is a wonderful treat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# sexwar is sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# SHE HAS A GAPING WOUND ON THE SIDE OF HER HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:28, archived)
# THAT IS THE BEST PLACE FOR A GAPING WOUND
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT A LOT BELIEVE ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# IF YOU GET ONE IN YOUR NECK, YOU CAN TALK AND PLAY HARMONICA AT THE SAME TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# AND MAYBE DO SOME BEATBOXING IF THAT'S YOUR THING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# WORKED FOR BECK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)
# IS THAT YOUR THING, MOFAHA? IS IT REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
# IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:35, archived)
# AM I COOL, MOFAHA?
IS THIS COOL?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# THIS LADY - IS SHE COOL?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:43, archived)
# IS SHE?
AM I COOL? WELL AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:54, archived)
# WORKED FOR BOB DYLAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:58, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# This is awesome
edit: this might actually be my favourite thing of yours, which is saying something
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:41, archived)
# who's the drooling emo? one of kk's musical idols?
gud.

edit: i typed that in before i saw your paramore (ick) pic below, so shut it!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

.......(a Lumberjack he's not).......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:53, archived)
# What about shedloads OF cdcs?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Shedloads vs CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Which one?
/ac
And with that, I'm going to try and sleep.
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Cya
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)
# if only pylon (the band) had sung that, you'd have a soundtrack.
pylon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope, you lik this variant better :)

Not only sheep get pylonarsed
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Hahaha
this made me laugh so hard I farted
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Oh god I have to go to sleep,
my eyes are seeing things move that aren't actually moving.
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Are you sure they aren't?
Your house could be enchanted, like in Beaty And The Beast.

How fucking ace would that be? Sit-scary at first, but the next thing you know, your tankard is your drinkng buddy and he's always there, until you get in a drunken fight with him and kill him.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# *visits your profile to make the link purple*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I do that myself every time I log in
I wish it was always purple, but I have to clean out my history most nights. :(
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:40, archived)

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