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[challenge entry] Ey, what!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# nice hat
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Top hat?
or icon hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Sorry but I think I'm quite right to TJ as I have just discovered what the internets was created for.
So this could be sold to the masses.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i work with a guy with a mullet
and my boss has a flat-top

for fuck's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# You keep posting this chap in various forms
and I am not sure who he is or why you are doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Me
and I'm currently hummusless. I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I see.
That makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# The word chap is very underused.
Good afternoon all- manwife left me to sleep as I looked cute, so I am only just awake. Now it is time for shopping on etsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I am mean to be in Okehampton and the old boy I was going with has dropped out, after the meeting time.
I am not going on my own (as I will likely die) but I am pissed off to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh no, that's horrible.
I hate it when people cancel things I was looking forward to. Sorry Manley.

Edit: hang about, sorry, why would you most likely die? Unless you don't want to talk about it which is understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Oh, I just do not go riding shore on my own,
it is too dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=azR5bCAyu9A
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# yes!
I'm trying to come up with ideas for stuff to sell on etsy...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I have found so many excellent things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# woo!
bye bye eBay, you over-charging bunch of f***s!
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *taps screen*
Are you all stuck in there?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I know...
my post killed the board for an hour and a half...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Uncle Jonathan...with Tache...(morning Henry x)
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# He comes here sometimes
we shun him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# arf
you forgot to compo this btw, click edit and select "a challenge entry - moustache"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Cheers..
He's in there now...
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# NOW APPEARING IN AN INTERACTIVE PANTO IN CAMBODIA!!!
Nonce in Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# This is rather fucking fantastic so i am fucking clicking
Click it you fucking retards

Rewards faultless shopping!!!!
clickclickclick
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# By request of Cockweasle


Back end of Renault Megane and front end of a Fiat Multipla. Just to make it worse, it's pink with pimpin' blacked-out windows. Behind those windows are fluffeh dice and leaopard-skin upholstered seats while the CD player plays the cover of Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera.

Pimpin'.

Source images:
car-blueprints.narod.ru/images/renault/renault-megane-ii-5dr-2006.gif
carblueprints.narod.ru/images/fiat/fiat-multipla.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# FRESH!
That's fucking hideous.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# leopard-skin upholstered seats FTW!
Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera for FOR TEH WOO

/Parallel universe mode
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Leopard skin upholstry
FM radio
Kuuuurb crawlerrr!
/Hawkwind
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I didn't murder them
I was the victim of 24 seperate coincidences.

/serving life
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Reminded me of something I made some time ago now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# i miss only
the shark and the bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I like the renault megane
I nearly bought a 2l sport
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Arnold the Meerkat was impeccably well behaved
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha
love the recoiling posture
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hah Ha...
...DO IT!....
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Yay,
floaty hats!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# so unsuspecting...





WHACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
the chap in the background only has half a beard,is this zsl policy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I beg to differ...
Only moments later, he was talking to something a few inches below her face...
Face? Fner!
(Jokel, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I did try to make the little guy nod
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# you git
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# does she put out?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# IF iRULED THE WORLD
Where would we be without Apple and where will it all end?
(patnemsam am I a flid?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Could you translate that into English for me?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# What
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# a
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# beautiful morning
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# cock?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# beard!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Did you mean to post this on the image challenge suggestion page by any chance?
If so, don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# If I ruled the world I'd have piano wire tied round your nuts and you hanging off the side of a bridge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Oh
I was hoping that in a prodgeworld there'd be more sock puppets and birds with teefs :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Only for people he likes :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# there is...but don't question my rule!!!!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Awwww!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# aaaah bless!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# More Janet Street Porters?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hahah ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# worst drinking game ever
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Is that in the manifesto?
/you reckon Aaron is classed as one of the Oceanic 6 then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I've not watched it yet!!1! :D

I got half way through it..then someone called for a booze up!

I got to the part when kate said she has a son...she's on trial and Jack is there :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hehe, will leave you to it then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Shut it!

still aquiring it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# if your life revolves around this type of attention you should really consider ending it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# After reading his profile
I heartily agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
/ CHEW-CHEW-BANG-BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# CHEW-CHEW-BANG-BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I love this so much
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# And so, children, that's why GMOS was selected to keep the great tome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hello good fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Robin has a boner.
Greetings! Although I will soon be
sleeping. Tis 3:30am here. [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Yay!
I was born in Sidcup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# still in the garden of eden
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# it was a forbidden fruit it was never said to be an apple
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# have you been eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge of different fruits?
get out of my garden!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# yay for hats!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# wrong board
you want www.b3ta.com/talk for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# My I redirect you here.
b3ta.com/challenge/apple/

It's been done, and nobody enjoyed it while it was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I really loved your QOTW story!
Top work!
As an employer I know I love being ripped off too:)
Despite being an antipode I do happen to have several friends in British media that may have just happened to have had a link to your QOTW answer emailed to them. For your sake I hope your I.P for b3ta does not match your email address given for professional reasons. I would find it rather disappointing to see another fraudulent cunt get what they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Pepper Sauce


I think this was in a DJ Shadow tune
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# oh wow that's superb
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I like that, I think I'll refer to it as "SMASH"
SMASH
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# likes :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Pirate Juice!
yo ho! I have a ridiculous amount of sorting and downloadings to perform today...what's everyone else up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Ver nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I shall try some with my impending fry-up
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# surf's up
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha nicely :)
minor tj - what's the story behind henry? i missed it, all i saw was the wagon with many b3tans chasing after it like loyal puppies humping their respective owners legs, also does anyone have an original pic of the smug man in a chair with croissant and wine please?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# henry is a j Peasmold gruntfuttock discovery
and smug bastard can befound herEe:
www.b3takit.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ah ha, ta muchly :)
you sir, are a god amongst demi gods
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# b3ta kit needs an update
flap, brandow (god forbid), snarn, THATS NO MOON!, something something, along with many others I am too drunk to recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# but I am dunk an a noob (relatively speaking) so please ignore this and carry on peoples.
I LOVE YOU GUYS!*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
#
brandow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
#
strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I'm in it though, so it's not all bad

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Naaaaaah!*

*is now on the path to sobriety with cups of soup and cheesy toats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
#
flap

And anybody who can't find a picture of the Death Star somewhere on the internet, doesn't deserve to be allowed near a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# i tried searching for death star pics and all i got was images of a moon
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# henry is......
smug and others here:
www.b3takit.co.uk/page4.htm

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# super!
the stuff in your profile is amazing btw
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# bless ya heart
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# and maybe an original pic of Henry too?
B3takit.co.uk may help with smug bastard .... not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# link in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Ahhh Shweet!
*goes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# What was the original pic though?
/just curious blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I think it's this
b3ta.com/board/8079832
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# thank you thank you thank you thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# here he is
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/henry.jpg

edit/always a few seconds too late, curse you young people and your dexterity.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hehe
Thank you BOTH!
I can totally see why now.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ha ha!
I'm the same age as you!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i really must get some more cod liver oil
or a girlfriend, my joints are seized into a very handy position for undoing bottle tops, if you know what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ^this
but without the smug cunt request.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Woo


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Fucking brilliant1
unforunately all I have to offer is this lousy click:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Take him off ignore!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# i wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yay! Surfing!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# CONTAINS FONZ
ERGO: REAL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# not quite as I envisaged originally

and I just couldn't 'follow through' :-(

Edit: smaller file - no point wasting bandwidths more than I already do
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ...what on earth did you envisage?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# a man hitting a baby with a bat i'd assume
he explains that he got constipation which somehow prevented him from completing his animation
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Like this?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
there's only two of them

(edit - tree fellers, three fellows, see? it's a joke, i'll get me cloak...)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# haha,
also; Cloak? :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# cloak always sounds a bit more auspicious than coat
and i AM from london originally
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# If you wear a cloak,
people will be expecting you laugh hideously and vanish in a poof of smoke
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# now that would be cool
i can also say things like "i vant your blud"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Nope. My envisioninganing is obviously somewhat lacking by b3tan standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# 2 vintage firemen hitting a fallen tree with cocks...
That my good man is simply the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Don't play with your food!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# OH THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Oooga-Chucka going round my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Bullseye!!

Site.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# not seeing it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# ah now i see it
and woo and bluuuuurhg
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
One hell of a shot too.
(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Looks painful

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I love the moments pause when it hits his eye
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Morning!
How's all?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
OUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you're fucking ace you are
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahahaha
the 'sproing' as it comes out of the back of his head is brilliant

you filthy hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# je sais, je sais
I've learnt my lesson, though. Even if I animate into the night, wait until the morning to post.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# click
click click click.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
/FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i concur
just cos i'm not as funny and i don't have as much talent as some people on here, it doesn't mean that i'm not the most funny and talented person on here, i don't get the artistic praise i deserve, to wit have my best post ever in pea style -

Photobucket

Click pic for story in case you've been living in a cave for the last couple of years

Edit - shit how rude of me, very woo and finger hurting click for your pic
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Have a woo.
In fact I'll dig out an animated one.

That's pretty cunning

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# i'm nothing if not cunning
edit - haha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Woo to your woo!
*causes space/time collapse*
MUA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# HAHAHAH
That's SICK!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# i'm nothing if not sick
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is soooo sick it gets a click!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ta!
with a name like mr wright, it was begging to be done
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Oooh
So wrong, but very funny.
(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That's a whole
Hello cockalorum! there
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Needs more
Saxy Motion
(Jokel, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
lush.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# arrows!
Stupid Cupid never seems to get me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha ha!
touching ham? I must have missed it first time then.
*cleeeeek*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Being as accident prone
as he is wouldn't you think he'd take more care?
Stonkingly brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I need to know
What program do you use to animate?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Flash
CS3 version right now, but any version from MX 2004 gives the same sort of output.

Download a free trial from adobe.com
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Brilliant
Worthy payoff at the end too :D
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hahahaha! the ending! oh how that made me laugh!
well done as always good sir
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)
# great score!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:59, archived)
# haha jesus
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# that is the most woo thing I've seen in a while
you are a genius
and fucking nuts as well
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] boing
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I thought I'd try and make the world's ugliest car


It's the back end of a Renult Megane and the front end of a Chrysler PT Cruiser.
What really annoys me is that it doesn't look that bad, despite the sheer hideousity of the two component parts.
However, I'm glad that I've managed to invent the word 'hideousity'.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I agree
combined, it's better than the megane alone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Alfa Romeo already did that
Something about people that drive them just makes me want to stay the fuck away from them and whatever they believe in.
/based on personal experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# WEIRDOS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It is ugly.
So WOO for your success.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# It is indeed
But I'd hoped it was so ugly it would spontaneously make children cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Well, I can't say if it works like that.
As I have just finished my supper. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# personally
I think this guy just made both cars look better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I have to agree!
you couldn't make them much worse!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Fluffeh dice?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# blowbama


After reading the comments below I must state that those are not restraints.
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:05, archived)
# those restraints are made for children, judging from their size.
excellent cdc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:13, archived)
# the shading is superb, I must concur.
In other news, tell me more of these perpetual motion lamps you mentioned earlier. I enclose my £5.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:17, archived)
# TWO WORDS: CROOKE'S RADIOMETER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:20, archived)
# TWO WORDS:
thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:26, archived)
# I was going to try and design a solar generator using lots of little ones.
Then I realised that I had no idea where to go from that point and watched tv instead.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:28, archived)
# HE WAS AN EARLY ABLATIONIST.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Did you see this from earlier?
I'm thinking of making a blog out of my vacant block.

www.b3ta.com/board/8091858
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:34, archived)
# i did - i suggested you add to the funs.
www.b3ta.com/board/8092077

or put up some official-looking signs that say shit like

DISPOSAL OF HUMAN WASTE IN GREEN BINS FORBIDDEN BY LAW or

NO FLYING TENTS IN THIS AREA AFTER MIDNIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# I'm kind of enjoying the casual observer role at the moment.
Maybe if things get boring I'll spice it up, but right now I just really like being surprised.

Also, the tent was a lot more enjoyable than the shitrags.

There were three police officers in that van, and they were all there three hours later when I went out again. THAT'S SOME GOOD POLICING FELLAS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:46, archived)
# good plan.
we have an odd neighbourhood thing going on - there's a huge wide bit of pavement beside a corner store that really isn't for parking or much of anything, but it has a couple of disused planters standing on it. someone's been putting food for homeless people there for at least a year, and a few of us in the 'hood have been wondering about it.

i guess if i were homeless i'd eat it, but i've seen bags of ground coffee there and jars of mustard. i was thinking of eating some of the stuff to see if it's poisoned or something and starting a dangerfood blog. i did get some coffee from a sidewalk box a while ago, but it was sealed so i felt safe.

*note: in my neighbourhood people commonly put boxes out on the sidewalk for others to rummage through. it's usually books and the like, though, not food*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:59, archived)
# also: lolcops.
3 cops x 3 hours = waste of fucking money. were they awake or could you have spray-painted their van?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:00, archived)
# also: bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:11, archived)
# that's not the right name for them, but i can't recall what they're called.
they're the round (sometimes oval) lamps where the outer shell is paper or plastic or acetate, and the inner shade is acetate and it spins around a bulb. they typically have chase scenes drawn on them here, and are aimed at kids. i see promo ones for crappy disney movies sometimes.

i bought one cheap, ripped it apart and drew new chase scenes on a sheet of acetate then replaced the dolphins-on-acetate that the original had.

i know they have a name, but i can't think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:23, archived)
# oh them, awesome.
yeah, I should get in on that act, start drawing B3ta themed ones, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:25, archived)
# those would be great.
i can see the fear chasing furtive about now....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:28, archived)
# I would also like to endorse this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:37, archived)
# You can do similar things with a thin-fan-over-a-candle type setup.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:29, archived)
# ideal gift for a young child.
along with some kerosene-soaked jumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:35, archived)
# I got one as a kid from my grandma.
It was a german christmas-type thing. It had spinning cherub-types, and they'd ring bells while they span around.

My mum hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Are you speaking of lamps, or flaming jumpers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:39, archived)
# those germans do like their children well burned.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:40, archived)
# It was a candle thingy.
I had an open fire in my bedroom as a kid.

My mum just used to hate the bells.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:48, archived)
# the sperm shoots into the scar/deep part of wrinkle.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Merv, before the boxing day test, 93

Sorry, I'm very bored.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:41, archived)
# it's quite wintry here lately.
i've been thinking of having someone take my pic when my moustache is full of icicles, but now i might add some dazzling lights too.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:02, archived)
# mine isn't long enough for christmas lights,
It disappoints me constantly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:19, archived)
# it just needs needs fertiliser.
...
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:24, archived)
# yes
i shall talk more shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# hahahahaa!
on another note,
I just finished assembling my new chair.
9/10 for um... stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:19, archived)
# my desk chair is older than i am.
and i am old.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:25, archived)
# they dont make them like they used to.
I have a "click clack" futon from the '60's that I refuse to part with as long as I live. It is the best lounge chair I have owned. Getting a bit tattered now, but when I was given it, it was like it came straight from the factory I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:29, archived)
# my dvd/vcr/playstation table is a weird metal monster from the late 40s or early 50s.
it has a foldout arm that's got my paperwork and other necessary junk on it, and big clunky feet that raise or lower to enable or negate the wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:43, archived)
# new chair?
the arsesupport, which I am currently using was purchased for $5 at a church sale. It has its arms re-covered, arm supports replaced and it is fantastic. I have had many happy moments on it. Although it used to have a wonderful squeak when I leaned back on it. It irritated my old man so much he oiled it. It has never squeaked since and I have never forgiven him.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:54, archived)
# haha! mine has that squeak!
i pulled it out of the garbage behind a religious school about 10 years ago. last summer i had to replace the base because 2 of the wheels fell apart, but i had a chair base in my closet that was the same vintage.

no arms on mine, but the back leans and the squeak is great. i'm squeaking now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:03, archived)
# It just makes me want to cry.
I could lean back ever so slowly, and let out this long delightful squeak. But now, due to the thin film of lubricant which has persevered for at least 8 years. there is silence. I STILL FEEL THE PAIN. *sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# Ever since I started my new company for some reason I had envisioned me sitting on a nice white leather chair complete with ultra modern white desk and red trimmings.
Turns out that I am a dead set wanker and that white leather chairs get very dirty very quickly along with the fact when purchased from officeworks the welds on the wheels break off without any hint of warning.
Given my time agin I'd stick to my previous love of 50-60's style.
/I once was a wanker but seen the light blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:25, archived)
# I'm a maths student
I can't help but be a wanker and want a similar fancy leather chair. But I want mine black. So I look evil. Incidentally I've got a story about Kerry Packer's encounter with a chair at Sydney Uni. The chair rejected him, and Kezza the toad went against family tradition and donated no money.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# please elaborate
via gaz if necesary
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# That's some good merv, right there.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:30, archived)
# Smile!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Woo
He certainly gets about...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Star Wars
Woo
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:12, archived)
#
(maninthespoon, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:49, archived)
# my dad used to point a gun at me.
/sadchildhoodblog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:03, archived)
# The Dude On The Left

Could Be Gerad Way

(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# shoot to thrill, dude.
noting bargearse, who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)
# This might help PB
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourist_guy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:15, archived)
# no no no.
that is a n00b question, you're supposed to be rude and shit.

i tried asking this before on board, i think i was shouted at for three threads.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# This should help...
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/Hoaxipedia/Tourist_Guy/
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:15, archived)
# thanks! see above.
people are so nice here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:19, archived)
#
(jonjonjon, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaaa!
silly blue man getting in the way of those arrows!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Game!!!
this would sell
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:00, archived)
# It's called Thief
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:51, archived)
# The people featured are professionals. Do not try this at home.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:00, archived)
# haha
(jonjonjon, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:02, archived)
# at his draw rate it'll take him 3 years to kill every member of the blue man group.
i wish him luck and accomplices.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:15, archived)
# How many are there in the band?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:19, archived)
# ten or twenty million, i think.
they hire new performers everywhere they go. there was a big stink here when they played because they hired non-union actors, paid them almost nothing, then charged huge prices for the tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:21, archived)
# probably bindun


I want one!
(MaryMolotov Spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy&Bruised, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)
# TASHAGE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:42, archived)
# those moustache rides make me hurl every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Hair raising ride?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
#


this is a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:12, archived)
# hello my name is dyslexia and i am killerkitti.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:13, archived)
# *Grooms
DYSLEXIA
.DYSLEXIA
.DYSLEXIA
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:39, archived)
# I LIKE YOUR LAMPS
YOUR LOVELY LADY LAMPS

*saved*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
# im thinking about actually making some real lamps. it looks like i can use this welder thing and im not horrible at it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:17, archived)
# Draw some of your characters...
Bend wire over lines, weld and keep adding
rest of lamp frame. Would look quite insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:33, archived)
# i made one of those 'perpetual motion' lamp thingies a few years ago for a friend's birthday.
the acetate that spun around was easy to ink. the examples they give you are all dolphins and smilies and shit. i drew an assortment of imps and demons. it looked great spinning around.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:11, archived)
# He's not old!
A wild accountant.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:18, archived)
# This guy has aids
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:24, archived)
# don't we all?
but this man more then others.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:26, archived)
# Poor bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:29, archived)
# yes but look how happy he is.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:30, archived)
# hE LOOKS HAPPY DUE TO BEING BUMMED
*BUMs
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:39, archived)
# I have to get me one of those graphics tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:41, archived)
# this is a picture i drew and scanned.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:45, archived)
# its true.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:59, archived)
# LIES>>>>

.TaDa!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:59, archived)
# welcome back to the show, kids!
camera 1, pan up so the viewers can't see he's wearing women's shoes again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:16, archived)
# CORRECT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Inspired by Sir Pigeon Nipples


(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# "We will fuck you with our prices!"
hahahahaa!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:40, archived)
# "Thanks for your company"
Wesfarmers to the MD of The Coles Group
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# But is it obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
# l.
also kyle: happybirthdaykittycat.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:59, archived)
# kyle is a racist and he is fat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:04, archived)
# So is Kyle Sandipants
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:30, archived)
# You'll love coles!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:24, archived)
# I'm trying not too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:25, archived)
# coles: use our books to hide erect cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:23, archived)

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