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[challenge entry] How to ruin comedy - a Garfield Masterclass #2
Further proof that Garfield can ruin even the best comedy material.



Previously

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahaha, I wouldn't know anything about that sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hehe.......
that was the bestest Ted ever
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# HNNNG!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha, this just made me chuckle.
Edit: still going. Should stop smoking, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# still going?
also, ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Ningles love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# OI OI!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# WOTCHER SPORRAN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# *watches sporran*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# If it moves, you fancy badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# what if i make it move?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# You fancy dead badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# bit of a no win situation really isn't it?
*fancies badgers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I WIN.
You fancy badgers and you said so. AHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
win lose
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# different angle
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# NEVER 69 A BADGER
they're not long enough, for a start.

Well, not for you, you're tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# i am
and they have sharp claws and notorious for being easily distracted
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Ah, you are already aware.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# what the fuck are you doing here at this time of day?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# bored
came online to look something up.
b3ta lured me in.

miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# yeah
it's nice to see the old crew* about

*you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# of course i do
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Showgirls is coming to my reg. Theatre soon, which I think I'll skip
watched 'All Shook Up' yesterday. That was a lot of fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# If it had Zack and Slater and the gang in, I'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# it had Putzy from the original Grease film
he played Natalie's dad

kids loved it too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Still, not enough grot.
Or Saved by the Bell cast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Shook_Up_(musical)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Could be improved with a little Screech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# screech made his own version
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Screeched, yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# it's shockingly bad
but it does have a huge volume of sexy naked ladies in it

i own it on video, but i can't recall the last time i actually watched it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i have wild things on dvd
never watched it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# i saw the first bit of that
but gave up fairly quickly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Oof

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha well shopped!
also: I have just read this

and can't help but notice they've missed a prime chance for a redeeming deadly sin nomination.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# excessive wealth is a sin?
That's the Vatican well fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# it's ok. fucking little boys is still cool
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# but you musn't steal their dinner money.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# it's even condoned in the bible.
 
suffer the little children..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# #15
hypocrisy
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Ah, splendid.
I was looking for more reasons to feel guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# sexiest they've ever looked
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Feck off
The blonde one would fucking get it, even though I normally find brunettes sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
woo!

ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Guten abend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ey up Dixypoos
Not seen ya for a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I just realised the joke
hahahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# there's a sequel too...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# woah!
once you go black..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Sorry I'm rather late to the party on this,
but this is simply genius.

I hereby offer you the rest of the rather good malt I've got in the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] been away - have these bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# deodOrant.
Sorry. Uncalled for, I know. I had to get it out, though.

*retreats*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# you got it out?
you dirty mare.

how goes it on the high seas cap'n?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Let's just say there's a seagull that'll never open it's eyes again.
:D ning fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# poor bastard
what'd he do to deserve that.

*feeds blind seagull ricin*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahaha *clicks*
Unexpected Herse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hah!
love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 12 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Oh noes
Maddie is found at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# oh lordy
woo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# straight to hull
and do not pass go
(william_shatner, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Well done on the FP.
Most woosome.
(Fluffster, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Can I has chessburger?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Ha!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# that's quite pretty
but the colour is pretty unappetizing
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hahah! Woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Haha :D
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Needs more horse..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# prawn to king bish 4
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I thought that he was going to be Mil Millington then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH WINNAR!
*click*!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# 72 minutes?
impressive
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ginger Dogbert too!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
snarky
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Superheroes in negligèe

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# When I went for a run this afternoon I saw a girl in a Superman t-shirt.
She was fined to behold and so, being a slick mud sucker, I set my mind to the task of computing the best way to impress.

I settled upon the primal yell of all alpha males: "Oh, I say, are you aware that you are SuperGirl?".

Thankfully I realised that I was too out of breath to call across the street without collapsing before I began my guttural call.

I instead opted for the more Manly alternative of nudging Matthewparker and going 'eh? eh?'.

This is the greatest anecdote of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# better than whipping it out and yelling "KRYPTONIIIITE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# pance!!!
is it just me or is the board a tad sluggish
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# mmm
useful image

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# my first try at one of these, ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_3g_yf1vzI
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
painted dm's ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ^
it's what my heart yearns for now!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I did loads of them last night:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# What magic is this?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# now that I like
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Sadly I always post at night
and (and this is not meant to be bitter) you have to be happytoast to get any recognition at night, since we switched to this model of only looking through the popular posts files.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# IS THIS SOME SORT OF CHRISTIAN MAGIC?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Avert your eyes, he may take on the form of a MOONFEESH.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Mine actually was that fast to start with.
I slowed it after being asked to speed it up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# By these posts I mean to say
'Woo! they are fun, aren't they?"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# nice colours
so shallow i'm just a light dusting
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Ning!
Very nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
very nice
i'll have to do one of those myself
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# He appears to be taking a massive shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# [woo!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Plum + post-it notes =
Blue Peter style Goatse

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# EROTEK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Needs a naked man reflection
photographing it
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# theres a slight blur
as i'm knocking one out over it trying to take the picture.
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# :shudder:


(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Pffttt...
this www.b3ta.com/board/8157487
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# nearly
www.b3ta.com/board/8153725
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# touch my morning wood
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxZRdxrP0Vo&NR=1

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# sends a shiver down my aged spine
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# this is kinda NSFW but a lot of fun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kYLImd8_Xc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# that was cool, and a kitten head shopped in to
nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I like Morningwood, haven't heard much from them lately though.
 
and Chantal does have her charms
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# It's a good way to pass a boring Monday
M3 are you around?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# he certainly is
the fat cunt

edit: around, a round, round, fat, etc - forget it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I know all about you and M3's obsession with each other
it's really quite unconvincing to hide it.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# so, I'm a tosser am I?

*feigns hurt*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# aren't we all?
i know i am
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# you said it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# you're always banging on about how much you wank. ergo, you're a tosser
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I don't TOSS though.
Girl, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# wanker

can i say that?

edit/ bugger i thought i'd deleted this in time
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# just did
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah, I'm a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# bean flicker!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# See I hate beans though.
Swap for jelly tots or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# poker
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Missy
What's with the filth tonight! gah!

How's yr uterus by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# What do you mean, tonight?! I've been like this for approaching a decade.
My uterus? It's....a masterwork. The epitome of elegance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# heh
well i'm shocked, not really, but i feel like i should be.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Nah,nobody ever is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# mimsy marauder
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Goodness, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# pics or it never happened
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Only very special people get to see such things.
Like.....Narnia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# White Witch Aslan sacrifice fantasy!
Can has role play plz.

Safety word is Mr Tumnus
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hello missus, just talking shop
how may I help you*?


*undress
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Your "Black is black" song brought a tear to my eye
yer fecking perve ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hurray!!


*smooch*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# PLUM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Haha :D
I like playing with post-it notes
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# haha
quick. This way, I'll save you.



Click for bigger (106KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# the american mountain dingo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hahah
I'm not sure what to make of that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Well, maybe a broche, or a hat....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# laugh? cry?
dance around like a fairy? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# FEED IT CHEEZBURGER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# i could put
CAN I HAS UR ARM AND LEG PLS
but that would be boring
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# it looks.. pensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# So, hand. um.
My, that's a smashing blouse you have on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# sorry.
we're lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# STOP
In the naaaaame of loooooooove
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *thinks it over*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I'll be good to you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I'll be sweet to you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8159146
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# earlier on
you posted with one word. "stamp" and like a loon I was singing for at least 10 minutes...

Runnin' runnin' runnin'
The set is hot
There's people wall to wall
Old ones young things
Short ones standing tall
Grab the one with the smile on her face
And hit the floor and stay right on the case
The heat is on
And the funk just won't leave us alone
Ev'rybody take it to the top

We're gonna Stomp
All night
In the neighbourhood
Don't it feel all right
Gonna stomp
All night
Wanna party
'Til the morning light


I've been unwell.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# "See that bloke behind me? I w**k him off every night, hurr hurr"
glad I put those quote marks in...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Ooh with one of those
it's no longer a handjob but a blowjob :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# where can i get one of these handy conversion kits
i get terrible trouble with my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# 'ning!
I am a B3tard. Of course I am going to say rude things on the odd occasion ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Carry on then.

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I hope this works.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# oh manley, you're so vain you hansome bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Sorry.
But yes, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# arf, well at least you know it then
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I am posting this, just so that I can post the image again on the opposite background below.
in the next post, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I prefer the one on the dark background.
It looks less like you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I agree on both counts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# oh now that is woo!
but who is it again?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I hope this works

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Is it a white rectangle?
Does it consume the souls of the wildebeest of the serengetty serengetti serengety zoo?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# ooooh very nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Had to angle the screen but...
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I think it's meant to be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# It's himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# really?
I thought it was someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Is it me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# It's ALWAYS you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I would, if there were another me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Wouldn't everyone?
Themselves, I mean, not me. Hush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# wouldnt that technically be masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Yes.
Problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# no, just a technicality
it would be interesting for sure, but im not sure i want to penetrate myself
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# See I think it's different for straight boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i've had enough gay sex to know i dont like gay sex
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# At least you had a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i feel sorry for girlies man sex is very salty
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Also is just generally foul.
I swallow on birthdays and when suprised. But even on birthdays I'll whine about it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# tbh its fine if you have something to drink directly after
but tbh its in your mouth longer if you spit in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Never hits my mouth in the first place.
If I don't get a warning then....

well, don't make the girl with your cock between her teeth angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# some guys like that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Yes.
But that tends to be more slow biting than quick.

Why are we talking about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i dunno, why is it always you i end up talking to about such things?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I'm a dirty old grotbag/Nanny Ogg
I don't know about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# i'm just a little deviant
...or a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Fortunately, my girlfriend quite disagrees.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I make up for it.
I can't help it, I've tried everything, I just bloody hate the stuff. My ex used to drink a litre of pineapple juice daily and was veggie for this very reason, and it was still....blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# if you like cider you are on a winner.
because just one night on it for me and she is complaining that my cum tastes of apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# It's not going to work.
I. Do. Not. Swallow.

Anywhere but there. Oooh, except eyes. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Apparently I managed to change the taste noticably by eating half a pineapple once.
That's not something I can be bothered to do regularly. Maybe for her birthday, as a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I really and honestly thought you were a lady
and I have no idea why. Unless it was the mention of all that cock you sucked?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I have a picture of his lady cock on my hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# aww its sweet that you kept it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
weet ad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# rofl no im a bloke, i have the wang piercings to prove it
i've had a lot more straight sex than gay in my defence
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I'm just joshing with you.
you fill or be filled as much as you like fella. It's all good by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# arf, i have since decided that anything pointier than a nipple is best avoided in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# straight boy = liar
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# most men'll fuck anything.
 
it doesn't even have to be warm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Actually,
I am incredibly fussy and get more so, the drunker I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# here's to the exceptions!
 
I'm fussier the drunker the other person is.
/not a rapist
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# no0
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Yeah, but would you do any boys, let alone yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# no
sends me right floppy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Well then you can't possibly comment.
What if the other you was a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i dunno
i did have the uncool kind of threesome once, but i just couldn't get on with it.

If the other me was a girl she'd blatantly be a lez. I wouldn't stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Sounds like a challenge to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# *whimpers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# PROTEST, MUCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# no
if there was another you, then you wouldn't actually be fucking me, I'd be fucking the other you. I would be constantly jealous of my other self.
Edit:I have no ability to understand words tonight. I must read things twice to understand them, otherwise I invent meanings for the words I read completely separate from the semantics of the read words. I'm sorry. I shall try to read messages fully in future.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Confused/horny/win.
edit: entirely understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ahhhhh YE-AH
\\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# O do love that.
but I am concerned as to how Pocoyo ended up with your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It was a fair swap.
*re-seals freezer bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# It's always been you, you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Fight* you for him.
*Wrestle. Slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# In nutella and peanut butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Those photos would have to be explained quite rigorously, I feel.
But yes. Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# nutella and peanut butter?
get your coat love...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I thought it was as well
and then, suddenly, all became clear. For a second I thought it was me, because of the glasses and then though 'no, I am not Manley'.

Imagine, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# You'd never stop wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I would.
For cake time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# cake and wanking
sounds like a good female equivalent of my beer and wanking diet. Must make room for cigars though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# If you open your legs wide enough and relax you might get a couple of Cohibas up there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hehe. I'm currently on
Montecristo No.4s and about to smoke one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Smoke it up big guy :D
Work colleague just got back from Cuba with several Cohibas in his suitcase
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I like cohibas
but at £13 a pop I have to do without sadly. These are not a bad compromise though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Am I allowed alcohol?
Oh I'll have amaretto then. And spliffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Ooh I like Amaretto too
Not too much, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Makes me giddy.
So not too much for me either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# oh fuck it, lets just all live in a big
house together full of cake, beer, brandy, weed, cigars, Dixon and wanking. It will be fun ( just let me get divorced first ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Do I still get to be Manley though?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# as long as you don't expect sex then yes.
I have morals you know? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Apparently I'm going to be wanking all the time.
I'm quite looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I have some here.
I made strawberry icecream for pudding tonight, with loads of strawberries and some posh yoghurt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Oh you fiend.
Shush with your nice food.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# It's probably me then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# It's all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# is it supposed to be a beardy long haired bono wanabe :)
if so it does.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Well, I don't really know yet.
I shall know if it works once somebody posts another image.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# i does tricks as well?
looks good to me sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I read that as
Bonobo ;o)
(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I wish we had evolved from bonobos
can you imagine the hilarious casual fucking all day long
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I do more than imagine it.
I watch videos of it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# #you probably think this reply's about you#
It kind of looks like someone has bukkaked my screen and in a happy coincidence it has formed the image of Lord Manley
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# So now you're telling me they didn't?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# You telling me that area up there is actually blank?
O_O

*photographs*
*ebays*
*goes bankrupt*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# happy?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# yup.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# meh
could do with it being 5pm. but other than that SCARED SHITLESS BY THE APPARITION ABOVE
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I did one of Manley too...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I could watch this all night.
It reminds me of clotted cream
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# well, it's your daddy's part of you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha bravo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# What have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# THE HORN. IT HAS BEEN GIVEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Jesus appears in potatoes, Manley appears in population yoghurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Is it Neil out of the Young Ones?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Yeah, fuck it,
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I think it does
And I'm waiting for someone else to post, so I can see if you put more into this than meets the eye right now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Or just drag it down to the space next to the post below.
I think it looks better on the darker background. Good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# it already is on the darker background
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I just realised that. I meant lighter.
You know how it is, when you say one thing but mean the exact opposite...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# i don't do it that much these days
i've stopped drinking 5 days a week :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# What?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Maybe it's a mac thing
but if I click and drag a picture on a website it I can move it while
I'm holding down the mouse button, so that you can drag and drop from
a web page to your desktop or a folder. I just dragged it down and
hovered it over a lighter background post.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I cannot do this
but someone has posted now, so it is available in dark on light and I agree, that is better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# a-ha
so it does
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Yeah!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# too you!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :D
can only see the light background version
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Haha. Oh wow.
(WiggZ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# did SSG lose some weight?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I was going to try doing one of these a while back
But I'm shit at damn near everything, so it's best that someone else does it.

Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# *twirls toe in dirt and looks coy*
I don't think you're shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# are you flaunting again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# eeef yoov gort eeet, flownt eet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *plays with hair*
*giggles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# yes, best that someone else does it.
again, and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I have never done this before.
Well, I have posted pictures of myself before, but I just find it hard to get a better model.

I tend to do precisely whatr I want me to.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# If they made pron this well hidden
then I wouldn't get sacked so often.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# 'Noon all.

I also just found this on my computer. LochSNES monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# ha ha lovley,
speaking of retro gaming , bought myself 2 of them retro arcade machines today >_<, don't know how i will fit them in my room possibly living room
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hahah
sweet! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# my mate has one
believe me, you'll eventually tire of not having a seat on which to play your games.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i never sit down while playing games,
i find standing up makes me more aggresive
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha
I'm aggressive enough with games. I'd break something if I stood up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# i am very jealous, although i do have my pc set up around my kegas emu
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# That's a bird, right?
Or is it technically a mammal?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ....yes... you'd never beleive the trouble i have getting drivers for him
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# ...
beleive believe
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I think the real question is

can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Didja know
you can milk an ostritch. I think...maybe I'm just making that up, but I thought I heard that somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# haha well i'm convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Hahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ning
snake boy? sounds intresting

how about going up against a tiger snake?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# i was expecting stripes on a cock tbh
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# So that's where this poor guy's head went.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# miaow
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# snake boy....
what part of him is like a snake?? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# His name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# His snake bit him
now he can transform to have a really long snake tongue that he can hit people with or choke them with, and also snake eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# this storyline is familiar...:)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hahah
yepp. But, like, he was invented by accident, when I realized one of my drawins looked like it had snake eyes. So me and my friend discussed it, and we got this. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# that's exactly what Stan Lee did!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Hahah
this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I once played on that.
It was called "The Vampire Chin"
Edward Machinn was bitten on the chin by a radioactive bat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Does he have a forked tongue?
:D


also: nice find
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yes.
www.b3ta.com/board/8158946
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# this might turn out to be unlucky girl's lucky day
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Hahah
:D


Just , y'know, fyi, he's the worst superhero ever. I thought that would be funnier. He's clumsy, never gets the girl, etc. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# yay
and nice hidden sig :)
And you unbusted his ankle :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# thank you
thank you
and yepp. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I'm intrigued as to how this story develops...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# oops that's a typo!
It should say "intrigued"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I was gonna let that slide...
;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I don't think "untrigued" is a word
but it sounds negative
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# It's not.
And it does a bit. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8158968
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# erm
well, it's free innit?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Woo!
Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# And I remember the LochSNES monster.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Thank you.
Hello! *hugs* How was your day?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# My day was very good :)
And how was yours?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Mine was fine.
I met with my counselor for scheduling. I had to make a four year plan and everything. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Four year plan?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Taxation, subsidies, the services and aiding the electorate
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# All the classes
I want/will take in my time at high school. For the next three years. They call it 4 though, because she had my classes for this year written down, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Oh I see.
Strange, I got a conformation letter today about the subjects I am taking for the next two years.
That's really weird!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hahah
that is weird. What are you taking?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Art, Graphics, History and Drama
You?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# All the requirements
Like math, history, phys ed, and then art and a free period.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# aaargh
i know it's not your fault, but i can't bear to see maths without the "s" on it.

and clan_soul. that's very odd, both times i did my a-levels i picked them on the first day of term for yr12
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# MATHEMATATICS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# We get to drop maths, science, pe and english after this year. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Leaving now.
Byebye
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Byeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Noon?

you're mad, you

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# It's 4oclock.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# 21:03 over 'ere
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# It would be great if his super power
was being cold blooded and then dying shortly after.

Why do you never get people in comics with powers like that? Mutation works both ways you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Nice work.
I wanna write a comic called Cancer Boy and he would have a sidekick called Chemo Girl. I dont know what their powers would be, but I know I am going to Hell just for thinking of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# BEWARE
 
SNAXE R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# not enough alfred chicken


Edit: 'mspainted' it for the glory of teh faq's

.
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Haha
on the other hand, now there's rather too much alfred chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# quick!
make it like it was before!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# my word
that's a tad large.

edit:// on some srious news internets bizniss I was doodling away just then just trying some ideas for a picture I plan to draw all dungeony and stuff.
I was watching Emmerdale at the same time and now I have just realised I have turned into a crapper, angrier version of Jolly Fucking Jack.



Click for bigger (49KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha
it's the boring mangaesque eyes :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Heh
JJ seems to be getting angier with each post.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# sexual frustration
he needs a woman (or at least a cat with tits :D )
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Do you speak from experience?
(I know that deep down you hanker after a cat with tits).

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# EAT A WOLF DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# nice
a touch big in the number of k but nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Please read the faq
As lovely as that is it exceeds the recommended maximum of 50kb for still images.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Next stop, Poland!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Look, if complaining about the filesize of a pic
(and wearing jackboots and an armband, and committing genocide) makes you a nazi, then, wait, I've forgotten where I was going with this...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Hungary?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# no i've just eaten thanks
by the way, yesterday micto called you a tosser, i tried to put him right but he persisted, it got quite heated for a while until he gave in and prefixed it with scouse, we're friends again now.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# thank you for sticking up for me your Maj! However, he's right.. I am in fact a tosser.
and may I take this opportunity to mock all the spineless 'anonymous' posters to the 'give Mongy his account back' petition.

It's fine if you don't want him back, perhaps he deserves it, but to not even have the balls to put your name to an online petition... well, that's just pathetic.

boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I wholeheartedly agree with these sentiments.
Particularly the tosser bit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# ^
...wait!?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Only joking.
But yes, I was thinking the same thing. It's pretty pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# big girl's blouses
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i knew it.
and i agree with the second bit although i am not one of mongy's greatest fans, we have a few differences in taste. i think the ban thing should be sorted by the mods, ip addresses should sort it. if he was responsible for the scat stuff then it's tuff shit and bye bye, if not no doubt i'll get to ignore him again in the future, i only unignored him a week ago and oddly clicked the first image of his that i then saw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I wish we would all look at it as it is
Mongy's ACCOUNT has been (rightly imho) suspended not HIM.
I'm sure the mods and he can sort it out but in the meantime I do not understand how anyone can argue that suspending HIS ACCOUNT was the wrong thing to do.
If indeed another person has access to his account then that had to be stopped.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha
a b3ta-style happy ending :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# think the deletion of the original thread
warrants some nazism, especially as i was trying to be friendly to him
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# let's kick him in the mancunt!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# there's a mancunt now!!
*searches self*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# oh hush!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Who's he?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# yay! very nice!
nice work on teh editz
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# edit, don't delete
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hobbesnob
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Calvin and Nobbes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# These comic thingies
there appears to be a high percentage of the characters cocking it hard.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I belive that's what you joined b3ta for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Oh yes
I love reading comics about wanking.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# isn't that what
this place is all about?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Of course
but I agree with what s/he said.
Cocks are funny but get a bit tiresome when most of the challenge posts contain the same old erm gag :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# damn it,
that's a better title
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Cuddily little tiger with a snarf:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# *click*
:o)
(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha
i like this *click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# he's actually shaking a can
of drink up behinds hobbs leg or playing dice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# i knew i wouldn't
have been the only one
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# cocking thread deleters
was trying to help him out n all
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# me too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Had a go at a silhouette tutorial
Some new stuff to me - loading selections, layer masking etc. This is probably child's play to you peeps but I'm happy. Should I remove the faint forehead line?

Edit: line removed




The tutorial is here.

community.livejournal.com/icon_tutorial/4994818.html#cutid1
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# thats ace!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# REV
YOU'RE ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# mwahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# replied!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# nice,
i'd remove it because it's too small to see properly
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Good point! :)
done and did
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
#
good good
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Nice - I made this with it.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I see you used
the milksnatcher filter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# If I'm in the vector police
you're at least NSA.

Edit: wait. I'm a mong. *gets joke* sorry, I'm a bit slow tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Haha
indeed. I'm not a member of either the vector or filter police. I like nice-to-look-at imaginative pics, and I like funny pics. I don't really care too much how they're made.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# yes i agree
I'm still at the stage of being quietly proud to know what a vector is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# yo've made her good looking
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hmm, lets get this printed.. may have bin dun..
(philliph, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Has been done
Is available on the open market.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# thought so
may have to go get one
(philliph, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# so much so
that even MONKey has one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# TOAT LOLZ:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# TEA TOAT LOLZ :P
indeed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I have a shirt which says
I mow your mum's lawn.

It was a gift, I do not quite know what to make of it.

I have another which says 'scatologist' which I prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Maybe if you cut my mum's lawn, it'll all make sense to us all

evening Manley
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# done so much
it's even on the pg tips advert
(mark has stripey socks, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# nudnib!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the sign in the window of a vets near me
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Bargain signwriting
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Bargin Paint signwriting.
Don't you love those added "shine streaks"?
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Oh yes.
In fact the whole picture reminds me of my OOOOOLD mac.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
#
GIve mongy his account back!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I don't know if you will have many takers

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# You really can be an old misery guts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Fuck that
If the guy got banned it was because he spent two days being a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Well from what he tells me
He hasn't been on for a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# That's what banning does for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Meh if he did it fine
But I've been gazzing him for a bit and he claims the fisrt he knew was when he got on today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I have some magic beans
you may be interested in
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# haha
you win.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Arf

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I have three cocks and I killed and ate a gyspy
and felt more uncomfortable about the political correctness of the word "gypsy" than the actual acts of murder and cannibalism.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# hhhmmm
pikey pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I actually did quite an elegant en croute
with potatoes and a crisp salad and washed down with a mid-range burgundy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# emm
I mod a Star Wars site, and as a mod can see the IP address of each user when they post, and from different computers as well; and run a history check for each one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# But sadly you admit to modding a star wars site:P
As I said. If he did it that's his own silly fault but I like to give peeps a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# If he was a 10 post noob posting shitting pics on the board, would you give them a chance?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I've never understood the mentality of 'trolling'
ie: finding it amusing to deliberately irritate or fuck other people off, which at worse looses b3ta users because they shy away from the site out of concern for stumbling across images that may jeopardise a job, or be a bit much for children the other side of their shoulder; which he spent two days doing. To me it equals being an immature mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# That's your perogative
but I think that expecting the mods to give him a chance is pushing it a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Moderating is about keeping the board running smoothly
not about being a didactic prick.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I'd consider keeping pictures of shit off the board to be a mods duty.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# is it fuck.
Not on this board or any other. A moderators job is to primarily make sure that unsuitable material is removed followed by unsuitable people.
I've been Admin on commercial boards much, much bigger than this little oasis and i can assure you that little escapade would have resulted in an IP block quicker than you could spit. Would not matter who it was then unless that had a dynamic IP or proxy. Then you have to ban the account but it's not likely to be a mistake is it. Just like the faq there are TOC that you agree to when signing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# you should know, having been banned from here before
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i say bring him back only if he revives the "cheery tomato" series
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# and performs fellatio on all of us.. twice nightly
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# and this
while humming the theme song to Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# a moderately arousing proposal.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Are you Matt Booker?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# yeh, g'luck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# yeah please.
I for one am begging for more pictures of shit and sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Mongy divided by The Line?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# What did I miss then?
Also, who really cares what I missed?

He is one of us - I like talking to my friends and I like people being cunts.

New people being cunts can fuck off, but I am all for our resident cunts being tolerated.

Who ever asked for Dr Dyslexia or SSG's heads on a platter?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Maybe because
neither of those individuals has flooded the board and their profiles with hardcore scat.
As for "he is one of us"... maybe so, if scat trolling fills you with some fuzzy sense of community. It's not something I want to be associated with though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I never asked for anything from DrD
I just ignored him for the best part of a year. As for SSG? he's just an annoying cunt that no longer turns up enough to worry about but he spent the best part of the previous year on ignore.
All I ask is people enjoy b3ta without using it as a personal playground expressly for them to irritate others. When they invariably can't I'm happy to ignore and forget about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You're fucking kidding
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# perhaps i was a little hasty, meh
i've done it anyhow and usually he was alright from what i saw. (i caught the scat thing and that can't have been him. but i don't know if it was)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# That depends on whether it was really him throwing shit all over the board.
I don't know that, but presumably the mods can check. I'll leave it in their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Kitty Toasters..........weeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# woo
could have a mouse coming out of the other slot
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# At least there are 2 slots
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# fuckin ghell
one slice of toast??? how does he live??? (remembers the good old days when you could fit two slices in one slot)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Yay for toasted kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# woo yay!
Photobucket

finally an excuse for reposting this thing from yonks ago :)
one of my first animations
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# hehe... identical ideas
i bet you toyed with the idea of something coming out of the other slot too, but thought naaaa the other one took far too long ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I don't really remember
must have made this about three and a half years ago or something

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# the mountain pug
its been a week since i've done an image. and being at college is a pain, b3ta is blocked.
Edit: and what do you think to the namechange guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Heh
I've just realized you can adjust opacity levels in Photoshop with the clone tool, it's ace!

www3.barnesy.org is your friend when b3ta is blocked, though you'll need www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0 to see b3ta-hosted images :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# yeah it's fair nice
i did it on this


i'll note that down :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I recognise that source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# heh
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

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