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RIP

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

Ripped again !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

timothy claypole?

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

Thank crikey for sophisticated alarm systems...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Heh

I like this! Have a (c)lick

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

schools need to practise for such emergencies

my college has "mouldy fig roll" drills

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Takes a licking

and keeps on alarming . . . keep it set for the stork !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

Finally an invention that is of use in the modern world!

I look forward to your future postulations sir.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

haha

excellent. something had to be done to put a stop to this sort of thing.

(broccoli holocaust, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Mexican Firefighting twins

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Ninj, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

oh dear :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

oh ffs

i shouldn't be laughing at stuff like this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

Who is hosing who ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

hose a

needs to get that rash on his neck looked at, and his brother needs to go on a diet.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

SPANG !

(broccoli holocaust, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

This is my dad's favorite joke

MY DAD'S

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

Alright

alright!! Goddamit

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Ninj, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

i did caught me a pokemons!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

0_0

electric mouse-type ftw!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

quick!

get out your pokeballs!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

Well what are you doing here? You've gotta catch them all.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

i may just have to

addictive little blighters they are

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

Paging Mr Gere,

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

It's got red blush on?

The coquettish little slut mouse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

potato coquettes?

i haven't had them in ages!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

My university halls put me off them for life.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

i watched how it's made on sunday

i'll never eat hot dogs again :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Is it MRM?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

yes

but it looks like beige shit. it's gloopy and runny and it made me feel quite sick.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Ew. It's generally best not to think about how stuff like that is made.

Or to avoid it and cook it for yourself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

i think i'll just avoid them altigether

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

Evolve him!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

**gives thunderstone**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

don't you dare press B!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

Hahaha!

I'll call you Lt. Surge.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

Pikachu has two brown stripes across its back.

Quick! Dirty Sanchez him!

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

i tried

he zapped me
ungrateful little sod

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

japanese rat

woo

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

I'm having an unusually prolific day...

Must be the weather :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Oh spang.

Spang spang spang.

But woo.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

I was expecting the 14 foot long medievel spear.

But this is also good.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

*re-opens photoshop*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

No reason really... :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

Angry kitty got blerghed.

DO LIKE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

hewwo.

Are you still an angry kitty?

edit: also, is b3ta going really fucking slowly for everyone or just me?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Large Animation below

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Grrrr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Hello cutey. I'm marginally angry still. But mainly because I have a cold :(

How are yooou?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

Tired. Pissed off. Angry. Annoyed.

I almost stuck one of my temps' head through his monitor today, the backtalking little shit. Degree or not, I'm still vastly intellectually superior and he can FUCK OFF.

Hmph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

Eeep less seething pls :(

*jumps on*

*does cute things*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

Put that kitten down, toaster.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

But but but but... it's for Wow :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Well at least stop being so rough with it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

I just hate the whole attitude of

'Oh you didn't go to uni? You must be fucking stupid then'. As much as I don't tend to come across as being (for fear of seeming gittish, for one thing) I am fucking intelligent (is that my trumpet? Best blow it, just to be sure). And I am fed bastard up with little pricks barely out of their teens looking down their acne covered noses at me just because I had to go out and earn some fucking money instead of poncing around on my arse wasting the grant I didn't deserve in the first place.

Hmph, again.

By the way, this is in no way aimed at any of you who happen to be in Uni, unless you don't do any work. I'm just ranting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

Oh my. *squeezes* Ain't lettin' go until you smile.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

*hug* I shall do, later.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

I can confirm that there are plenty of fucking idiots who were at university.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

I knew more aged 16 than most of those little shitbags

will learn throughout their massively wasted, extremely expensive courses in subjects they will never get a job in.

Sod them.

Jesus, I'm talking myself up as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

I know quite a few people who haven't used their degrees yet.

And several who can't find work despite their degrees.
However, I have a job which would be impossible to get into without my degree.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Damn you with your funky research science!

Do you know what i'd give to being doing that kind of research? Nothing! But it would still be quite nice, nonetheless.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

I'm not actually researching anything till June.

And when I do, I'll be spending three months attaching things to my foot and wiggling it about a bit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

I didn't go to university.

But that doesn't stop me from being condescending!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

i think you need this

*hugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

*hug* bless, thanks kitten.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

put your dressing gown on

and get manwife to give you a foot rub. combined with a large vodka, you should soon be feeling better. also, buy a packet of croissants and hand thewm out to the twunts at work. you can have a private giggle at them then without them knowing why.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

Just you.

Although why you are going really fucking slowly is beyond me. Possibly time dilation caused by an intensely localised gravitational field.

EDIT: disregard that, I just realised you worded it such that my comment doesn't actually make semantic sense.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

Are you calling me fat?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

I'll never phone you, no matter how much you beg me.

Also i'd prefer if you called me Fatima.

Hey, I don't have much to work with here.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

I would never beg you to phone me, so we're even.

You don't suit Fatima. I'll call you Enid if you like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

Not even beg like a dog? Although i'm not sure how a dog would express complex requests.

Also Enid is fine. But only because it is Dine backwards.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

It is a rare thing to see me beg.

Very, very rare.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Not even for something equally rare?

*plots*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

I don't think so.

Even then, I don't really beg, I just manipulate the conversation so it seems as if I am entitled to whatever it is and then guilt trip whoever it is into giving it to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

No, blood is for smearing on people you want to intimidate.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

~~intimidate~~ doing sexings unto

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

I do that after sexings.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

yours or theirs?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

Anyone within range.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

Aaaahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

ROFLMAO!!!!1!!11!!one2!

i saw a pidgeon in a similar situation this morning

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

you didn't tell me this!

you know how much i love road kill

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

its guts were all over the road

i offered to pay someone £50 if they took a spoonful and ate it, they considered it then declined

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

you know what, for a spoonful? i would!

£50 would be niiiice

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

wait for the maggots

and make it pony and i'll eat it

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

kitty jam!

why is kitty no.2 not crying?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

To get to the other side!

Lol!

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

lol

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

pff

you loon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

I was going to say "Because he was chasing kitty no.1 into the road on purpose"

but I had a flash of inspiration :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

flash! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!

saviour of the universe!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Gordon's alive!

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

And of that hard to clean baked on grit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

poor kitty

doesnt understand!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

kitties are well stupid

this is why they fear carrier bags

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

innit!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

fo' shizzle!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

FO SHIZZIE

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

KITTEH IS NOT AMUZD!

Yay!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

...

(Plastic Goldfish, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

hahahaha

great!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

hahahahaa!

Epic! Where's Prunes? He did a load of police gifs!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Right stop that!

It's silly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Hahaha

*click*

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

I invite you to touch me

in my private place.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

no mention of the apostrophe police?

i mean LOL

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

because of your ninja

I sometimes think you're me and get confused.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

i've done that

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Hahaha! Luckily not many people have a floppy like me.

CALLING ALL FLOPPY USERS.
Apparently there are none! GLEE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

Damn it

I'd change it, but then the file size would be wrong again.

(Plastic Goldfish, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

Excellent!

Very Python.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Brilliant!

Best of the internet's tubes!!

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

Hahahaha, epoch makingly subversive.

It reminds me of the argument sketch in Flying Circus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

this demands an unlurk

top post, woo.

(incredible wrongun, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

no it doesn't

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

that's not arguing!

that's just saying the opposite of what he says!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

No it isn't

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

that

was never 5 minutes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Oh yes it does.

Look you're arguing right now, so it must.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

i'm not

(incredible wrongun, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Yes you are.

You did just then!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

i'm sorry

but i most clearly am not

(incredible wrongun, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

I came here for a good argument.

Not just contradiction.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

you most certainly did not

(incredible wrongun, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

252

you horror

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Agh

I did try to fix it, but then I made it 263k.

(Plastic Goldfish, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

meh

IE users won't know the difference

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

dont care

made me roar!

(incredible wrongun, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Brill!

Good Hummus!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

mental

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Python-esque!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

haha

thinking outside the box, i like it

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

Brilliant :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

hehehe, lovely stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

Simply

Brilliant.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

bloomin' marvellous

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

Dad Trek

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

heh! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

hahahahahaha!

*click

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Ha ha super

A perfect pairing.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

laugh, spang, laugh, spang,

i just can't decide!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

*loans spaughing pan*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

ah, perfect! thank you!

*spaughs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

I can lend you my spangstument if you want?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

can you play the spangstument?

i can play the violin.
very badly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

I can play any instrument badly. Apparently you don't need talent to do that.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

this is true of me also

I can play ANY instrument badly, some truly appallingly. Totally self-taught.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

it took 2 YEARS of lessons

for me to achieve the level of shit on the violin. i can just about play little brown jug. but i have an excuse, i have stumpy fingers.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

My girlfriend's one of those annoyingly good musicians.

She's at music college playing the violin.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

I'm thinking of ignoring the whole learning to play an instrument route,

by connecting my brain directly to a moog synth.

It's certainly a lot easier than learning.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Good luck with that.

I managed to teach myself to play guitar, but beyond that I'm stuck.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

I started learning the piano when I was really young.

But when I went from primary to secondary there were no more lessons on offer at the school...or something. Basically I never touched it again and completely lost any sense of musical talent or dexterity.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

gah!

i'm glad i lost the urge to play musical instruments!
i can play the piano a bit, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

Well, she's pretty good at it.

And she gets paid silly amounts for short gigs, when she can get them.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

good!

it's hard to play, she deserves to be paid in diamonds!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

Hahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

Hahaha!

nicely done!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

hahaha, good grief!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hi Architect...

...I see we're both in 'Nuts' today! Nice to share mag space wid ya...

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Ninj, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

I caught that earlier today - good stuff fella :), Can I just ask...

were you asked this time? I scanned through it on a trip out this afternoon and nearly choked.
Its one hell of an old image of mine, and - unusually - I didn't get asked this time around

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Yes mate,

They did ask, but put in one of mine last week that wasn't asked for and put in this week the one's they did...err...did you get all that?

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Ninj, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

hehe yup :) ta

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

YES!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

hahahaha!

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

Stupid boy.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

Yay!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Hehe!

:D

Edit- OMG, it's Tuesday!!

*hides*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Thanks for that!!!

I now have laugh spittle all over my computer screen...
*clicks*

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Ninj, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

hahaha

the head in hands frame is marvellous!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

hahaha!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

haha!

this made me guffaw! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Arf!

*click*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

Made my day!

Very cool

(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)

Am it teh Halloween tiem pls k thx:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Ohh Globbits that's good

/just reminds me of Boney from The Trap Door

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

that's just what i was thinking too!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

^this with more Globbits…

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

My claim to fame!

Trapdoor was conceived and filmed in my friend's bedroom!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

That IS quite a claim to fame!

Not as impressive as my walking past Clive Anderson in the street once, mind.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

I saw Clive Anderson on the telly once.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Did you put your foot through the screen

And send him the bill?

Ashley I quite like Clive Anderson, in a smug cunt sort of way (he's a smug cunt - I'm just a cunt)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

I opened a door

into Tony 'Time Team' Robinson's face once...

He should oficially change his name to that by deed-poll I reckon...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Winner!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Unintentional

but justified i feel.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Your friend is Berk.

AICMFP!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

He is

a berk...

Actually he posts on here as Ornsack and has the best middle name/surname combo EVER!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

tell us

that we may glory in its secondhand splendour!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Basically, his dad has an awesome sense of humour

(hence the Trap Door/Stoppit & Tidy up/Aardman connection) and his surname is Brain.

My mates middle name is Arthur.

'Arfa Brain

Geddit

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

pfff!

i knew a lad in school called chris moss

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

I was at school with a Christopher Cross.

Chris Cross.

FFS.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

was he often cross?

i had a teacher called mr. man

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

My Brother has a friend called

John Flay

His Mum's name is Sue

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Yeah you're right.

Bugger.

Needs more stylizings.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

no no no, it's very nice as it is :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

no haloweins4 u

This is cool.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

i would like this

as a necklace or some form of hair decoration.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Not really, no

But I like your picture so much I clicked teh linky for it

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Oh Globbits.

*puts up umbrella* ^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

it does look a bit like boney

TV needs more Trap Door.

And the Adventure Game. :)

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

YAY!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

Is there a cloud just out of frame that looks like tits? Can I see it? :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Is he looking for his flying brethren?

And than God for something non-Troll related.

Woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Is he looking for his flying cousins?

Woo!

EDIT: Aaarrgh!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

^this and that^

and woo.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Aw, that's nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Does he fly? :)

Oh, I've got something for you:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1207063911/ForJJ.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Gah 8\

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

but . . . . but . . . .

WHY!!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

I think it makes more little squirrels happen.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

HAHA!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

how do you make more large squirrels then?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Science is still working on that mystery.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

aww

that one squirrel is helping the other up the tree.

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

quick! put some impact text on it!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

is he watching a helicopter flying past?

he'll fall over backwards doing that!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yes! Something good at last!

(not something good from you at last, your stuff is always good)

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Brilliant!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

This is a happy-making thing

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

that wins!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Penguin of Death has returneth!

(REWRITABLE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

pingwing!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

hooray for penguins!

do an aardvark next!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

HeHe

news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7320000/newsid_7324100/7324112.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&asb=1&news=1&ms3=22&ms_javascript=true&bbcws=2

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Waits...

...for "100 TONS" comedy weight to drop. Or an anvil.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

I break the rulz and now I pay

Although strictly speaking this is more of an MS paint job, I did do some touching up photoshop. I hope this will atone for my earlier sins of unphotoshopped pics.

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

he won't get far with THOSE wheels!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

I pronounce it to be the most trollingest April the 1st ever.

PAINT COMICZ ARE BEST.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

^this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

I MUST SAY THAT IS PRETTY GOOD.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

I probably shouldn't have done,

but I tittered.

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Supergyrations, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

Tiny horses?

Really?
Not just giant men?
I need answers...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

It's all part of a clever ruse.

The tiny horse taxman is coming, you see. So to make the tiny horses look bigger they're going to view them through the magnifying glass, therefore avoiding a hefty taxing.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

science at work!

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Wheelchairs

with square wheels, now that's cruel.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

pffftttt.....

seppos and vanilla's in one deft stroke - woo to you!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

I'M GONNA SAY HI TOO

HI HI

Get it. "Hi" twice. "Hi Two!"

Haha

Who remembers How 2?

(Black John Prescott, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Pfft

Nawty jammastergeordie

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

haha

God: No

(Black John Prescott, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

fuck that's annoying.

please don't do it again.

*drips sarcasm*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Well, I'm glad I use alt+'.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Cunt.

Calling: mods.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

haha

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

pardon?

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

EAR CATARACTS!!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

Fuck!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

yes!

www.b3ta.com/board/8241423
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

Hilarious.

Must've taken ages to think of.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

i'll quickly say hello

and ask the nice mods to ban your sorry daily star reading arse.
that is all.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

Have a quick

"PENIS!"

/swiftly ignores

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

haha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

what regular are you then?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Mykeyboy's replied to both . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Snake Pliskin?

I thought you were dead...

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

dead?

Why no Sir! You must be getting me confused with Richard Whiteley
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Its the smell of digestives and stale piss, you see.

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Let's get

'im!

*issues burning torches and pitchforks*
So have I

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Jammastergeordie by the sounds of things

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

oh mr toats!

you ARE so gullible . . .

*pins note on back*
it sez 'Ace drawerer!'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

*kicks HappyToast*

*notices note*

*kicks again*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

aaah that over opinionated tit

/my bitchy opinion about b3tans blog

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

Ohhhh, what am I? :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

insecure for asking ;P

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

Piss!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

he has opinions?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

draw a giraffe on roller skates

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

lawl

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

hello new person, the idea is to post a photoshopped pic

if you give the Faq a quick read it might help :)

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Bless, you snugly wuggly person of omgtehnub

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

HELLOES

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

I AM GOING TO BE YOUR FRIEND

(Black John Prescott, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

Run Hamster, run!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Looks

like I picked the wrong day to give up glue-sniffing.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

They're coming right AT US!!

*smash* AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhh.......

(

baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

Does ukgameshows.com know you're leeching their image

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

you fat bald failure

(GiIgamesh, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

COMBOVER!!

Huzzah!

(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

YOU FAT, BLOATED EEEDIOT!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

claaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

how's your arse for ringworm today?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

The LICE!

one is still my favourite. Go on, post it. :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

could nea be bothered to do it properly

(DrOccer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

The tragedy is, this excellent image finds itself in a fail sandwich

and so will be sadly overlooked :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Agh!

Surname and first name confusion.

how silly.

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

and picked the wrong time to post

as the trolls have come to steal your thunder

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

'lo all.

Just thought I'd say hi - long time lurker, decided to finally register and take part in the frivolities :] Woo, L plates.

(keepbritaintidy, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Hurrah!

Welcome!

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

*rubs eyes*

Is /talk full?
blimmin' Nora!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

ARGH ARGHA RGHG ARHGHG AHHGHGAH

Hello. Please read the FAQ :):):)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

whats wrong?

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Epilepsy. In my pants.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Actually. I demand pearoast thread.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

i love this

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

I'm down with that homie.

I just found this from a while back.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

CORRRRR.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

This is one of my favourite things I've ever done.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

I think I'd enjoy doing her too.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

It's totally awesome and pro! Do more!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

*Splumph*......Oh noes, not in the office again!

*goes off to change undercrackers*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

this gives me a forehead erection

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

Hahaha!

Hooray for bonce boners!

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

ah, alright then

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

I am listening to an album called "Load Blown". I feel this is relevant.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

well. done.

regular pretending to be a noob?

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

I have no Jaffa Cakes

but I do have individual quiches so for girlies and those who have the ghey the bunker is open!
*dives*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

*saunters in*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

*hands over an individual quiche*

They really are nice. The pastry is so light.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

*scoffs*

mmph!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

yay!

quiche me, baby!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

*quiches*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

*noms*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i looooooooooooove the quiche!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Ooo, I LOVE mini-quiches!

All the goodness of quiche, but without seeming too greedy in social situations...

Also I like to pretend I'm a giant with a normal quiche.

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Oh don't bother about that

We all have the greed.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

Do I have to be gay to have one?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

No of course not

I am just reiterating old replies to DTF's when people eat quiche or flan for lunch.

They are full of butch (root) vegetables.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Splendid.

*eats five*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

wears lady dress...I like quiche

but I am not of the ghey!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

You don't have to wear a lady dress

I'll give you one anyway.
Oh
Oops
fnarr fnarr etc.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

*parp*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

hello new person, please read the FAQ

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

now go read the faq....eeediot

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

That's the way to do it!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

welcome,

shame in all that time lurking you didn't see that this was the picture board and stuff like that is frowned upon :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Hahahaha

ham!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

wool plates?

doesn't make much sense to me

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

HELLOES

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

how sweet

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

i know it's april fool's day

but this isn't funny.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Drug user c*nt spel

I took this pic near my house. Being the pedant that I am.

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

only users lose drugs

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

but giving up's for quitters

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

does that mean i'm a quitter?

*builds nice fat doobie*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

no my friend, that means you're a - LOOK OUT A FUCKING GIANT BADGER!!!!!

*steals nice fat doobie*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

curses!

badgers; the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Fudd!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

Two in a row?

You're on a roll.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Two in a row...

Has this been on here before? or do you mean two posts in a row and I'm being greedy.

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

I mean two unshopped photos in a row,

to put it nicely. Two fails in a row, to put it harshly.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

nothing fail about it is there really?

EDIT: now this b3ta.com/board/8241349 is fail.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

It really is more links board material.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Ahhhh...

There are instructions. Although who reads them these days. That's like admitting defeat. I will not be defeated by technology.

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

that's an attitude i can agree with.

b3ta.com/features/faq/#post

i see no rule break. congrats.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

what my good friend is trying to explain is that you have posted two unshopped pics in a row

that's frowned upon in these parts :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

see

www.b3ta.com/board/8241352

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Aaah hello good friend!

Not seen you for a while. How do?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

doing good

doing good
you know what? - i'm doing so good i may just go and celebrate with a beer
you know what? (again) - i just did :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

*high fives*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

*offers beers around*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

nah, 2 real photo posts. some cunts don't like them. i couldn't give a toss long as they're funny.

this is funnier than a lot of posts these days, consider this my rather roundabout way of wooing.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

^ this

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Text

on a fence!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

I hope this doesn't make it Sunday.

Please don't make it Sunday.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

peed skills

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fuscous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

paed skills?

i saw an odd looking bloke coming out of adams before with a bag of kid's clothes. is it wrong that the first thing i thought was "ah, something pretty to dress the victims in"?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

Yes.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

4dam's?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

speed is cheaper than food, but if you get a job you can buy both

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

and yet he still had enough change left over to buy a can of spray paint

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

good point

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

you're rather good at this photography lark.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

eggsacly

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

...

*hides*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

*filenames*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

Hahahahaha!

That's the ticket!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

tea meets monitor

in other news an image i had fp'd that got borked by imageshack suddenly reappeared!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

Wishful thinking...

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

Ooh your Embassy will be burned and you will be sued

Hehehehehe

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Noon,

Ms. Pot, I've got loads of emabssies...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

Mr Would

With all these embassies you are spoiling us.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahahahaha!

grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Oh well :)

Still hoping to develop these ideas, still needs loads of work though I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Strange, but ace.

The triangle to her left which shows her figure looks odd to me - I'd extend it and maybe merge it into the background somehow.

Also: Expect a gaz.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

I see what you mean

the previous one had that too. But I actually like that I think... I'm more focussed on getting the faces to work, and figuring out how much detail to include. The arms on this one are too fussy and they look messy... I like the way the legs/dress came out, and that's kind of the look I'm aiming at I think, at least initially.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

I can see through her tummy . . .

*sings*

♫'a womb with a view . . . '♫
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

hahaha

I thought this, then scrolled down, and there it was :D

Hurrah!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

weird

the music notes worked in preview but not in the real post . . . Bah!

EDIT: Hurray!
D'oh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

well

the "ooo a", give it a nice barbershop quality.

Edit: What was I saying again? What year is this?

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Nice

style :)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

this is beautiful

nice style

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

Apolologies

(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

WANKFODDER

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Needs more blur.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

It does

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

*hugs*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

/geek

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

It's the Puli baby again

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

*breathes deeply*

Christopher Walken with a falcon walking on a Balkan.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

how rare! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

If only.

Walkens with falcons on Balkans are a disease that plague these parts.
Our only defence is Tom Cruises with bruises having snoozes. And they won't hold them off forever.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Prime rhyme, mister minister.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

looks like he's talkin' to the falcon

woo :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

On the day that lady Di died, I tie dyed my Thai bride!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

I think it'll take more than God to save her...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Gawd bless yer, ma'am

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

Arf!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

~~her~~ it

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

My money's on Liz...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

PREDATOR DIES IN FRENCH UNDERPASS CAR SMASH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

IMMIGRANTS TO BLAME FOR PREDATOR DEATH!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

Jim Harpah..

I knew dis maan...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

DUKE DID NOT ORDER RHINO ALIEN EXECUTION

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

On a side note: Wizardzz are a STRANGE BAND.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

As in "I wish it could be Christmas everyday?"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

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