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(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

That's pretty special.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

STOP!

this is so woo!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

amazing

woo and yay and woo again

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

Hahahahahahah

W/Y!

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

Oh yeh!

That's bloody marvelous is that! I love it! :D

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

The dogging diaries of Michael Knigh!

happy happy candle day!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

Fank U!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

I save it for special occasions!

;)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

we have a winner!

acetastic

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Woo!

Makes my eyes go funny after a while.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

OH FUCK!

CLICKLCICKCLCICKCLCICKCLLCICKCLCICKLCLICKLICKLICKLICK.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Yes!

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

hahahaha

is that Jacko from the old Megadrive Moonwalker game at the end? lolz

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mugatu, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

hahah

yes!
and MC Hammer and John Cleese

I don't know the first guy, tough

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

I thought the trousers would be a dead giveaway:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnPs8bm7hd4

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

hahahah

I suddenly realized who it was, just before clicking! Ace!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

Indeedy!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

I love that game.

I especially like the bit where he looks for kids in bushes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

marvellous stuff

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Stop!

Anvil Time!

at which point a giant anvil squishes them all. If I weren't lazy I'd be inclined. I like the image though.

(jackanapes, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

gosh!

*click frenzy*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

brilliant

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

*superb combo*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Stop!

Maxwell's Silver Hammer-time!

(hattertim, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

FUCK! YES!!

Just caught this on the front page and laughed very hard.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

this is excellent

I demand that it wins.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

LOLZORSES!!!11!1

pure aceness! a megaclick from me.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

ahahahahahaha!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

class!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:38, archived)

brilliant!

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mozza, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

haha... excellent

love it

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Dude

I just turned onto watching this whilst listening to Supermode- tell me why. Possibly the coolest thing ever.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

(MissStyk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

Just having a clear out

and I found loads of old stuff I did for b3ta.

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

norty

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

Makes me snigger

*Sniggers*

(Sverre my password is "password", Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

I didn't realise

how much shit I have on my computer.

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

It just builds up, doesn't it?

In the end I just gave up and got a toilet as well.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

Its amazing

now that i have taken off all the music. I now have 20gb of random crap. its ace! I have things from college on here. I don't know how its been 5 years and 4 computers since I have been there!

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

haha, silly dereck

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

He he he

I miss Dereck

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

get down the firing range

and improve your aim then

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

One of the best crap american films ever!

seamless too.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Is it the Magnets of Navarone?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

It's good but it's not right.

although that would be a fucking amazing film. instead of Guns, they could just have fucking huge magnets that drew shipping into the rocks.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

What about The Magnetificent Seven

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

not my thing

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

true magnet?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

batmagnet returns?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

The Magnet With The Golden Gun

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Things to do with magnets when you are dead?

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

distube a flying airplane's compass?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

The Magnets of King George

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

Wicked Lesbian Parade IV - Magnetic Anal Articulation?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

i hate to say it, but it has nothing to do with magnets.

or lesbians, and more's the pity.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Gay Casino III - Up my jackpot! ?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

Don't mess with this guy!

He'll cut you up!

*edit* Thanks for the Happy Returns of my B3taday everyone! ;)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Awwwwwwww that's brill.

Happy cakey day!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

hahaha :D

Amazing

Happy b3taday!

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

yay!

Happy b3taday!

(TJ: Link in sig now comes with answers)

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Awww!!! Gerbils are awesome.

And happy b3taday, sir!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Aww. I want one.

Crappy Handle day, by the way.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Lovely.

Apparently my girlfriend is going to get a hamster, I'm quite looking forward to it.
Also, happy b3taday. What better way to celebrate than a deadly rodent?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

gere?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

Not now I've seen how well they can handle a weapon.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

anal pleasure

and a prostate tumour removal in one fell swoop

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

This is a resource which is being seriously overlooked by the NHS.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

have you seen the price of hamster food lately?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

They can eat whatever they remove from people.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

hmm

then they may become rabid

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

that's grand, haha

really well done.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

I just had to get a dead mouse out of our loft at work

It was starting to smell.

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magnum, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

Happy B3taday WiL

thems some eyes of mischief there!
right! back to cooking!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

awww he so cuteaaaaarggGHGHH

*imagines army of thousands*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

That is actually a fairly scary thought!

All those little knife cuts, eep!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

THEY'RE IN MY TROUSERS

RUN YOU FOOLS
/Gandalf

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

fly*

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

yeah

true

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

FUCKING SKATEBOARDING ELF

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

i want to do that

and shop in a wavvee!
When i get teh skillz anyway.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

*infests with sharks*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

shark infested sharks?

WIV LAZRZ?

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

WITH FRICKIN' LASERS!

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

TEH CIRCUMCISIONS

I DOS DEM

Enjoy your candle

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

*runs. in non Jewish fears*

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

kebabs are usally associated with the other mob of knob trimmers

_{disclaimer: k3b/-\b has no religious affiliations and is not missing any of what little he has}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

its all CIRCUMstantial!

*coat COAT! WHERE'S ME BLOODY COAT!*

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

*hands bloody coat*

its still a bit wet..

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

he'll have a bloody coat in a minute

*plays bootes randolf*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

*CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGE*

*BRANDISHES SCIMITAR*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Can i join in?

FOR THE MOTHER LAND!!!
*also charges*

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

sure

knock yourself out

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

YOUR PUNNAGE HAS UPSET K#B?_|B

consider yourself chased

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

very good

and happy b3ta day

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

Happy B3rthday

does anyone have a copy/link to the Matrix fight scene gif? where Neo fights all the Agents with the big ~~rubber~~ metal pole

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

I think I have it with Star Wars Kid

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

Woo and Happy B3rthday.

Anon is ripping me a Tit Wrench album. I am happy now.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

happy b3taday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

Lovely, and Happy B3taday!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

A very Happy B3taday...

and woo to the pic

(londoner, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

happy birthday handsome

edit: not birthday b3ta day, mnuuuuuuuuuuur

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

happy killer rodent day

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

One and all! ;)

It's my 5000th post soon too, I already have my picture ready.

BE AFRAID!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

Happy B3taday

(Nice rat btw)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Is Hamster Mr Fawlty!

;)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

Nice!

How did you train him to do that?

(Sverre my password is "password", Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

A very small whip...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

Awww

congrats!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

[what a cute little...aaaiiieeeeee my faaaaace!

grats sir!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

In the Beatles hey day

Apparently it was far grimmer up north than we were led to believe.

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hahaha! Nicely!

Reminds me of that Game & Watch catching babies falling from a burning building...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

I had one of those

used to drive me mental

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

lcd screens just cant display a baby transforming into a puddle as well as i'd like them to

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

no splat factor

was very disappointing

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

I just looked it up, it was called just 'Fire' apparently

and it's not really how I remembered it.

I still have my Donkey Kong Jnr one!

They were very well calibrated as I recall, they gave you a genuine challenge and difficulty curve that a lot of the VFD table top games lack (I collect them), proper digital crack!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

This makes me want to play

Earth Defense Force 2017 on the 360. In fact I'm going to right now :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Bridgend Tower?

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

Captain Wow

CFB (90K)

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

SPLURGE.

Nicely.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

note to self: always hand out free tissues when captain wow is involved

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Free?!

Charge for them, you'd be loaded.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

I look EXACTLY like my mum in this.

You've got good talents, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

thank you, and my apologies :D

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

It's alright, it's inevitable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

as i said the other day, i really liked the pic, and it's been ages since i've done a vector so i wanted to have a go

just didn't want to promise anything at the time when i wasn't sure of the results.

~~done~~ finished

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Well it's alllll good in the hood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

was very tempted to turn the phone into something else though ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Turn it into next week's winning lottery numbers

and I'll get you a 6 foot cornetto.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

i'd need an imminent volcanic explosion and some rock-based aliens to be able to see into the future like that

i'd be hard pressed to even rustle up an ood brain at the moment

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

Haha, I watched it yesterday too.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_sPcaa4g3U

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

well, thats one of the most bizarre 3mins and 9secs i've had in a while

i read the first issue of the new Dr Who comic the other day... not fantastic, but still good.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

I haven't seen it yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

shipped a month or so ago, but i'd only just got around to reading it

given the way things sell out from time to time you may be too late.
this month's buffy comic was an eye-opener too.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Ooh wow, that's lovely :D

and so's she

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

ta :)

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

ooh pretty!

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drunkenoaf, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

yeah, and what about the pic? :D

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

woo

the phone camera somehow looks like a cyclops singing or going 'ooooh'

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

CANNOT UNSEE.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

^this

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

IS MY ITTLE FWEND

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

will you love him and hug him and squeeze him and pet him and... etc etc etc.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

He shall be my Squishy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

*resists comments about vibrate settings*

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

kebab

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Quick! Tell the internets!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

wouldn't

I just couldn't fuck a cocopop

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

hahahaha

Wouldn't!
must cook this fooking roast!
*edit oh no cocopops are beautiful just not this one!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

you just stick it in the oven

beef pork lamb or chicken?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

beef

hehe. I'm on it
thanks gods for the internets

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

pppfffttttttttt

I prefer chicken

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

so would I right now

but its already purchased and its a fine (bloody expensive!) peice of Argentinian Bovine beast

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

I'm eating pancakes.

Less delicious, but significantly quicker to make.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

I am hungry, therefore I want to eat myself

...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

Pancakes are a more sustainable alternative.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I want to eat something, I'm not going start self canabalism

/deliberately mis-communicating and acting smug is not funny

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Understood.

/it was to me

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

i love black hat

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/words_that_end_in_gry.png
even if i can't quote it word for word

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

'ning :)

This oversized Spore comes complete with village, swimming pool, observatory and flesh collection/processing unit.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

OOOOOH

that's dead good is that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Agreed

and hey!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

You are the Sexy Stud

AICMFP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

I am? What are the benefits?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

Er.... donkeys.

He says 'hey' in a cute way, that's all.

I take it you've not seen Clerks 2 then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

No. I wont either. I 'watched' the first with my ex and it'll bring back memories which'd be better off not... memoried.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

Ahhh.

It is good. Well, I enjoyed it. But yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Glubglubglub.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Watch Superbad then.

Orrrrr *peruses DVD collection* Man Bites Dog. That's funny too, but in a totally different way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

i also enjoyed it, but hesitate to describe it as good

i am easily pleased and have been known to enjoy utter shite

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

read your gazzes, woman!

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Bomb Queen?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

oh fuck. it's gone to another captain wow, somehow

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

HAhahahahahahaha what was it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

resent

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

and a bloody fine ning it is !

or at least that is!
fine peice of work there!
really must go and cook

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

thanks!

use olives

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

awesumness

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Fantastic, I would like to view this property.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

it is on the market

detailed here :D
kallus.deviantart.com/art/Self-Sufficient-Spore-83340060

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Wowzers!

I like that quite a lot!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

very nice!

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

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Shada, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Oh lovely :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

posted for board slowness

mmm Bettie
must dash need to make a roast for 5000
(ok 5 people)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

who wouldnt?

OK perhaps a gay person ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

That's good lessens the competion

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

shit in her cunt

0_o

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

Ooooh I want those boots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

would you believe those fine boots

are from the late 40's?
Oh boy! those fetishist where naughty but had great style!
bettie Page FTW

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

I've got a pair very similar

but with less of a platform. I've been looking at a pair of latex boots that are pretty much idential to this for a while, they may have to be purchased.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

get saving those pennies

and you must oblige us with a pic when you get them. (with the manwife wearing them of course!)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

DAMN STRAIGHT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Gretchen Moll ftw

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

she did a fine job

not quite Bettie but pretty damned close!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Is this the girl off of the ring?

I shouldn't have said that.
You're going to hit me coz its someone you know.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Random stock woman off deviantART

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

*does devious fart*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

*sniffs*

*passes out*

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

nah...

~~*passes out*~~
*spluffs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

gonna need new curtains

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

have

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

how dare you insult mr ClanSoul's lovely picture

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

sorry mr ClanSoul

your picture is woosome

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*click*

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

happy to oblige

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

That's what she said!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

i wish

:(
No I shouldn't become emo on b3ta again, I did too much of that last night

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Emo ftw :P

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

*flops hair over one eye*

*grabs knife*
FAREWELL CRUEL INTERNET NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME

_{well, maybe tomorrow}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*clits wrists*

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

i wish

as previously whined about

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

lolfail

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

*rushes to crying corner*

I THOUGHT U UNDASTOOD!!!11!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

NOBODY understands you.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Omg.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Wtf?

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

lol

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

oooh

nicey

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

This style is still in the development stages, but I'm liking where I'm going with it.

One
Two
Three
Four
All are "Click for Bigger"

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

do like this stuff

its very grrr on the contrast which I like

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Yeah. I'm after a kind of pop-art/comic book style kind of thing.

I just edited the fourth one, if you want another look. The nose was bugging me.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

oh yes

improvement ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

This is really, really good.

You're really showing some strong talent with these.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Thanks lovely ^_^

It's much better getting compliments on your own style, too.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Thought it would be.

You've got no need for anyone elses' now, the ones you've done with your own are by far my favourites. Manwife (graphic designer, graphic artist, galleried artist, so you know he knows his shit) says this one's lovely as well- make a good t shirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

the the good mr wow ever post on here

or are we beneath his obvious talents.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

He spends any time on the computer

doing his comic, which is going to take a good few years we reckon.

Plus he's not really an online person. This isn't the first message board I've been a part of by far, he's always been markedly more social than me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

he should chuck the odd nugget on here for the sheer hell of it

although once he starts, as we know, he'll never ever leave.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Nah, he wants to do a whole release thing

and website thing, and the trademarking is still all up in the air etc.

I only vaguelly know a bit- once the website's up he'll be providing the odd bit here and there for me to link you all to. Obviously saying it's not my work. I did conceptual design and logotype design for the book, but that's about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Yay! :D

Tell him that's much appreciated.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

^this too

and there is now't wrong with emulating anyone else's style for a while either, it's a very useful learning thingy.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Yep, it helped me do this:

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Exactly

Art and Design GCSE was all about other people's style, which started to breed arguments with my tutor after the first year and a bit as if you deviated from the style at all to explore your own you got bitched at.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

My GCSE art teacher was obsessed me with me copying Andy Warhol.

I did this then went back to doing my own thing.
Now she is satisfied, and it making me focus on trying to fit everything I do into the art course.
We were doing cubism at one point, but she told me to do Pop Art instead, so I just did lots of vectors for it.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

lool

you satisfied your art teacher.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

You've seen what she looks like.

*shudder*

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

I know.

HA.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Mine was a bit.... kind of...undiagnosed brain tumour style mental.

She alternated between comparing me to Degas (DEGAS?! Er...no, lady) and saying there was no point in me doing art as I was so useless.

I'm not bad, I'm not great. I did these from memory: img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/draw.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Mine was in a car crash. It addled her brains as well as her eyesight.

A half-blind art teacher. Brilliant.
But art teachers are supposed to be clinically insane.

And I've always liked those :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

better than me

would (I've said this enough times to be annoying, but it just isn't working)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hahaha it's not me. I wish.

It's loosely based on a girl I was seeing for a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

don't care

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

i'd class those as great

and also as nice kinda memories to have

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

:-) ta

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

hahaha GCSE's

:/ *shows age* :s
actually I'm a pooor liar type. I was part of the experimental bunnies that took the 1st GCSE's

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

YAY bunnies.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

i didn't even do gcse art

mine was cse and i got a 'D'.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

even at degree level

we looked at what established folk were up to and to a point emulated what they were doing, as you progress and become more confident and experienced although there will be an obvious influence in your work it soon becomes more your own. there really isn't much out there that hasn't at some point bindun already.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

I think that art (in general)

is rarely without influence or inspiration. What makes it special is the individual's take on it

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

precisely

we're going to have to wait for yet more new technology to appear before we get anything truly original, even then it's going to be hard not be influenced by what has come before, almost impossible i'll wager unless a blind from birth artist suddenly regains his/her sight and within seconds of this miracle happening gets to work.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

I don't see the point in forcing kids to copy something when

they're showing an interest in their own style and exploring it, though.

But then that's just me, I'm not a trained teacher or anything. I just wonder what it would have been like if Kandisnky's teacher went 'What the fuck is that? Do it like Remrandt' etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

^this

This is why I failed Art GCSE. Also: lack of talent. :(

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I got an E.

Not for lack of talent (I'm not great, but I'm hardly shit), just because I never did any contextual research work. Basically, I just wanted to use up all their materials and do as I pleased.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

I am the same

except I got a D. I always preferred drawing cartoons, which I still do occasionally.(see Beatles quiz for recent example of style).

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

bad grade for doing as you pleased...

if you were happy, i'd say it was a fair trade.

i got an E in A Level Business Studies because I lost interest because we got through 4 different teachers in the space of 2 years, which isn't as good a trade-off, i feel.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

I just wish I'd been allowed to keep some of my big pieces

that mysteriously 'couldn't be found' when I left school and now apparently are hanging in the art department.

That'll be the paintings you called shit then. Right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

unless they're only hung up there to point at in lessons and say "don't ever do this, cunts"

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

I'm convinced

that this is exactly what happened with my photography work.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

HAhahahahah, I sincerely hope so.

If that's why they've got them then they've got my blessing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

^ why I failed my A level

did my chit with no preparation
(like I had to demonstrate what a good gimp I was!)
you can't deny that you have never been inspired by anyone else tho.
Everyboy and I mean EVERYBODY has been inspired by something even if it was the dog rubbing its genitals on the sofa

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

To be perfectly honest, this style I'm using isn't inspired by anything.

I discovered it by accident when doing a vexel of Mushroom.

But pretty much everything else has been influenced.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

ahh so it had nothing to do with the dog and the sofa then?

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Heheheh :P

It was when I did a black and white vexel of Mushroom that I was bored, so I coloured it in.
I decided to colour it quite simply, because I wouldn't be bothered to do it any other way, and it just...worked.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

I love it when a plan comes together

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Yes.

That is good work indeed.

Have a Woo.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

very nice

also, tj:
say you'd done a vector (or whatever you want to call it) of a b3tan without them knowing, is it best to check with them before posting it?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

I'd present it to them as a gift

Then throw it about wherever I liked to show off.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

That's usually what I do.

I did a digital painting of Killerkitti the other day but I showed it to her first because she didn't like the photo I used.
She wouldn't let me post it, but at she liked it.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

sounds fair

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

But it's the only thing I've done like it. I'm not very good, but I put loads of effort into it for her.

Here is a low-quality tiny version of the hair, on Cthulhu, that she let me post:

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

i mean the approach sounded fair

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Yeah, I know.

I just wanted to show off the hair.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

You could have asked to

post it without saying who it was. If it was good, there'd be no problem, surely?

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

She blinked in the original and looked stoned,

and I had to draw the eyes open.
She's worried people will still think it looks bad.
And it's easy to tell it's her, too.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Stack 'em up

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

This is good.

You have gained +1 clicks.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Why is no one else replying?

This is FP material in my opinion.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Not with that width.

Or content.

I AM SO HORRID SOMETIMES :(

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Well i like it.

And yeah, i know, the width.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

YEAH, OKAY, CAEWAN, NO NEED TO GET ALL BITCHY.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

sorrry.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

NO SADS ON THE INTERNET, RIGHT.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

YEAH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

these kinds of comments

will never get you anywhere in life

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'm a jerk. It's what I do.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

its bindun x1000

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

cats.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

CATS? I LIKE CATS.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

thanks

I wouldn't think of it at FP material to be honest!
It's more like just playing around.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

oh well.

Its good though

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

nooooo

you have ruined my attempt at a chevron :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Bah. it didn't work

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

I noticed

oh well

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

This should finish up the mini chevron.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

No, wait

this should

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

One thing's for sure, this won't.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

Can't you repeat it over and over and make them go in a circle

And then animate it being fucked by a big Jagger cock.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

rabbits

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Moo

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

jenga jenga

JENGA!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

I hope that this is a freeze frame from a secret martial arts film.

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

oh no no NO

this is the chinese state circus!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Well...that's still fun,

but it's not AS fun.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Im sure they still kick and do hand chops

just in a more boring "state Circus" kind of way

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Will there be blood and broken bones?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

only in China

I'm afraid :/
but the added bonus is that you may get tanks ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

That'll do me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

The first take rarely goes perfectly

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Hahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

he is good vampire

he is happy vampire :D

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

this needs more attention!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

indeed.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

OMG I KNEW IT!!!11!!! THE BEATLES WERE ALIENS

IF YOU PLAY THE WHITE ALBUM BACKWARDS YOU CAN HEAR THEM SAY "WE ARE ALIENS WE EAT YOUR BRAINS AND FUCK YOUR COWS AND ALL WE WANT IS TO PHONE HOME"

IT MAKES SENSE LENNON FUCKED A JAPANESE COW!!!!!!111!!!eleven!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

pearoats from last night

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

In light of recent news;

John was invited to a fundraiser:

News Story

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

And I be at Hackney

The fat fuck

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

I can't be the only one who laughed in disbelief when I heard this story.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

trust me you're not

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only insensitive bastard out there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

We should start a b3ta insensitive bastards club

no wait, that IS b3ta

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

What about the elitist /board club?

For people with no /links or /talk posts.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

It's scary enough on board,

I haven't wandered over to talk or links....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

+ no /lives

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Taken as a given, surely?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

I am a purist.

The other boards scare me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

I'D MAKE A BADGE, BUT I WOULDN'T USE IT, SO I WONT MAKE IT.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

I wouldn't use it either.

But feel free

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

bugga all this for nothing *sobs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

I give you this in response

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

YAY ROCKY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

I HAVE CLICKED THIS, AND IN THE EVENT I GET MY PROFILE BACK, I WILL USE IT.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

No, but whoever does is a twat.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Hurray!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

the bad kind

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Oh well.

Shit happens.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

I find myself funny sometimes.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

I FIND U FUNNEH TOO ALSO

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

I HAVE FUNNY LULZ.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

I LOLD

KEKEKEKEKEKE ^_______________^

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

I love anagram generators:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Secret bum tie lovin'.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Hahaha

*imagines big stick*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahahaha

and cue rg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

I marry him

he has may cows

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

It's strange how when you keep cows

They start to look like their owners:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

you've let me down

i want pizza prezza

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

must have cows

*aims to dissapoint*

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

I was holding back to see if you remembered:P

EDIT: Plus it took me about 10 minutes to find it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

that's the kiddy

i'm happy now

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

rofl

just saw this. Now im hungry

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

replace it with a jaffa cake

go on

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

always happy to oblige

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

i bet it's a lime one

The evil bastard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

IT WAS PEARCEY!

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

LolRocky

(Who blew luigi, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

I'm bored.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

damn it doesn't play

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

I HAM CLICKING PLAY.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Am I missing something or is this bollocks?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

I think I'm missing it too.

However, it is sunday and last night is still on the board.
No biggie.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Last night? On the board? What sort of voodoo is this?

I hope it's not last night again. I dreamed I was hallucinating jewellery on people at a wedding in Brighton
and had to go for a walk to calm dowm.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

Well, I've heard of worse nightmares.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

I'm putting it down to chocolate cake and Jeepers Creepers 2 (which was hysterical btw) before bed

Oh & cheap Pino Griiiiiigio which should always be pronounced in the style of Alexie Sayle.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

No, you're missing nothing. Bollocks is occuring.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

bollocks no

LoLs yes

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

'ning!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

Bit of a thick head this morning?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

just a bit

/sips some more coffee

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

GOOD. FUCKING DRUNK.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

OMG! MY SHIT IS STILL ON THE BOARD!

QUICK SOMEONE MAKE SOME MORE LOLROCKIES!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

BAM AND THE NOOB IS GONE!!1!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Not even this is a valid reason for lolrockies.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

WUT DO U MEAN

U GAIZ LIEK FUNNEH PICZ RITE?
LOLROCKIE R FUNNEH PICZ!!!11!oneone!!!
WAT R I DOIN RONG??!?!?!!!!!!?!?!??!?!?!?!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

YEAH!!!!!111!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

precisely how I feel

in a horrible way

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Oh dear.

Pea roast thread!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

YAY PEAROATS

/sorry

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

smoke cammel

smooth and mild
makes you sound like a strangled magpie

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

best of all the Magpies!

evil little fuckers

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

I like magpies

A while ago there was a magpie that knocked on our backdoor, and when we opened the door. The bird said "Hello, how are you?"

So we fed it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

hahaha

i love you

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Can I rest my penis on your shoulder and pretend it's a wiggly worm?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

teh bestest buttafly!

*clix*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

Butterfree is post-op.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

OMGROCKY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

Tour De Scarborough

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

You've done an art?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

you dropped this

*hands an F*

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

MAN MOWS A MASS

OF MARTIAN MARMITE PLANTS.
(at least that is what it looks like to me) nice effect btw

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

shouldn't that be a meadow of martian marmite plants

and where's his dog?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

marmite moss

masculine man mows a massive meadow of marmite moss

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

many masculine men mow multiple massive meadows of martian marmite moss, en masse.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

and mooing

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

many masculine men mow multiple massive meadows of martian marmite moss, en masse. Meanwhile masturbating Marmaduke moans...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Very nice!

TJ: Answers to my Beatles quiz now online!

www.b3ta.com/board/8301081

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

is there not also one called 'good morning'

you could have added that for the sunrise

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

Probably

But as I have 3 songs stapled to the sun/moon anyway, I think that's obscure enough.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

I thought the walrus was a penguin

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

o_0

I didn't think my drawing was *that* bad...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

*looks at half empty whisky bottle*

your drawing was probably fine...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

It's 10 in the morning!

I really hope you're in a different time zone...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

me too, I have to be at uni by 10am

it's half seven in the evening here and your lully puzzle pic went up just before I went to bed.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

Grand!

All is well then.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

other than that I have to be at uni by 10 tomorrow

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

heh, we just worked through it before we saw the answers and got 13/17

weren't convinced on Hard Day's Night tho

also surprised there wasn't an octopus's garden at the bottom of the sea

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

I actually came up with Hard Day's Night first

It doesn't come across so well in the pic, as I did the sky all in blue. I made the Sun look 'hard' though, so it was still implied.

Also: octopuses garden? Didn't see that one on any song list...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

it's on abbey road

was written by ringo though, so it might not rate a song list

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

haha!

Ringo's best work was as Thomas the Tank Engine, and his cameo on the Simpsons.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

^this^

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Oooh, how lovely :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

Very Nice

I can see two noses battling for supremacy.
May the best proboscis win...although the nose fighting season doesn't start till Septumber

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

you've obviously never been to a back-street illegal nose fight

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

I thought

they weren't running those anymore, I heard they'd been wiped out

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

'snot true

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

aww blow

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

A THOUSAND FLIPPIN' POSTS!!!!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

aren't you supposed to post a naughty picture

for milestone posts?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

Well, I can see his balls

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DogHorse plop, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

bloodly hell four of them?

There was a two headed kiddie born in India recently so I'm guessing four balls isn't out of the question....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

George Washington had four balls

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

I heard that.....like...motherfucker had like....

30 damn dicks.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

bollocks

pics or gtfo....

:)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

I can do better - here's a video

youtube.com/watch?v=tQ8BCNj2oao

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

I do like that

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DogHorse plop, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

im guessing its a rick roll

(edit) It's not and it suggests he had four balls...still don't believe it.

According to tinternetz it's called polyorchidism....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

Trust me,

it isn't. And you're missing out if you don't see this at least once in your life.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

That's fantastic.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

Bouncing BRN!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

congrats

'ning all

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

LTNS....

back in the game again-heres a lil one i did for fun-Get him Fido!

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savagehenry, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 8:36, archived)

GO ROBOT THING EAT THAT KIDDIE

TEAR HIS LEG OFF LET HIM BLEED!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

This is a slightly scary thing to see when I wake up

But hooray anyway.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

A fiver on the LEGO dino.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

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connor, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....................

thats fuckin oarsum!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)

I AM

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 8:02, archived)

SUSPICIOUS CYCLOPS CAT IS SUSPICIOUS.

AND A CYCLOPS.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)

and a cat!

but in caps!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:24, archived)

Them's lovely, but I think that the cat looks

but I think that the cat looksa wee bit pissed that he can't tell how far away the mouse is . . .
gleeeeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)

lobotomy cat

less mouse chasing, more drooling.

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connor, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:25, archived)

plus having one eye would totally throw off your spatial perception/chasing skills

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connor, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)

This cat should totally get sonar, that would sort its depth perception right out.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)

Awww

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:26, archived)

\º/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:41, archived)

OH YES I DO LIKE THIS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)

NING GRONK

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 8:02, archived)

GOOD EVENING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)

yaay!

fab!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 8:03, archived)

meow-sers!

that is cat-tastic!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

Aww!!!!

I want one!!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

oh YEAH!

this is what I want to see on sunday mornings!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

stunning

as ever

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

Nice

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

a complete redo....

thanks again mr giger!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)

I've watched this for twenty minutes

who the hell are you trying to kill? C];0)

Woo!
top stuff

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)

go birthmachine babies go!

woo :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 8:06, archived)

Cats is it?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)

I think that

there is a perspective tool to help you with that. NN all.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)

CATS TEIMS.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:23, archived)

fark cats!! EAT THIS, PUSSY!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)

Yeah, cats called Awesome, that are actually lame.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)

IF AWESOME IS LAME, THEN I AM LAME, SOPHIE. WHAT'S IT TO BE?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)

Okay maybe Awesome isn't THAT lame

but I still can't compare you to my poorly paragraphed attempt at literature.

You're kinda more, fantastic...

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)

EVERYONE LOOK.

I'M FANTASTIC, C?

MY E-PEEN IS STRONG.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

Best pussy i've seen all night,

Shh

Fennex Catz

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:33, archived)

He hears all!

I don't suppose there's anyone on right now who understands regular expressions, is there? I'd appreciate some help with something which I'm sure is probably very simple. I'm writing in JavaScript but even some suggestions in Perl would be helpful, I think they're largely similar at the level I require.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)

Arse, it's the weekend and I'm pissed but may be able to help

Pull your regular expression then and I'll see whether I can understand it.

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)

I'm a coder by trade (if i had a job)

but I'm rather out of practice. Fire away and I'll see what I can do.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)

~~trade~~ profession
..
.
..
nah, you're right

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)

Since when were programmers professional?!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)

Enjoy winding up my Doctor/Dentist achieving cousins

When I get paid more than them.*

* not very often!

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)

Once i get a job

shit will go fine, because frankly i'm fucking amazing, but i'm a little lazy...

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)

All progress comes from laziness

otherwise we would still be hunter gathering and not have invented the wheel.

And I love my wheels!

/Stephen Hawking blog

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)

Thanks jmaxi and SFN

All I need to do is replace a period with a period and a space("." with ". "), but ONLY if the initial period is followed by any non-whitespace character other than another period. So:
"Yes.No" would become "Yes. No"
"Yes...No" would become "Yes... No"
"Yes. No" would not be changed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)

PHP and Javascript

Do a whole string replace (or several)

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)

or replace "." with ". "

then replace " "(two spaces) with " "(one)

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)

That'd work

unless of course you want to be able to have double spaces elsewhere, then you're fucked

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)

Exactly.

I need to be able to leave the text pretty much untouched, because that will matter to the people entering it. But I can't allow single periods in the middle of lines of text, it's too risky in terms of form security in the context it will be used.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)

Anyone who uses double spaces deserves everything that happens to them -

Tried posting multiple spaces here?

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)

Y es

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

Just me then

THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE.

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)

That will put a space between each period in an elipse.

So ... would become . . .
Also, I don't want to run replace twice on the string when I can (hopefully) write a regex that will do the job in one pass. I know it's possible, I just haven't been able to get it right.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)

in emergency then replace ". ." with ".."

repeat a few times

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)

I think the point is he knows he could do this

but is trying to just figure an expression that will handle it in a single pass rather than multiple

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

Yeah

I'm using them already on the string previous to this, but I need the very specific replacement routine I've outlined above.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)

surely something along the lines of

find .
read next char
if not space
replace with space + char

or

find .
read next char
if not space
insert space in string at relevant point (the position of which you should be able to drag from your loopish searchy algodoodah)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)

Yeah, precisely.

And the most efficient way to do that is with JavaScript's replace function and a smart regular expression.
I got very close, I guess I'll just have to persevere until I get the last part right.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)

Unless this gets figured out it will keep bothering me now.

Damn my being out of practice. Any chance you could post what you have, I might be able to adapt it a little

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)

Wait, I'll look back and find the best routine I had.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)

newString = oldString.replace(/\.+[^\.\s]/g, ". ");
Here's the result of this:

"Yes no.Yes no. Yes no. Yes no..."
becomes
"Yes no. es no. Yes no. Yes no..."

It's doing everything I need (which is to say, it's not adding spaces where it shouldn't), with the exception that it replaces the Y after the period.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)

That's a bit odd

*thinking*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)

Just because it's been so long since i doned anything like this i'm interested to see if I'm right, here it is again

newString = oldString.replace(/\.(?!\.|\s)/g, ". ");

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)

Oooh you beauty :)

Fucking yeah, that's perfect.
I'll study what you've done and see if I can figure out how it works. I may be able to make some of the earlier string operations more efficient now too.
Thanks man, I owe you one.

Edit: lookahead! Who knew?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)

Here's the link i ultimately ended up at:

www.regular-expressions.info/lookaround.html#lookahead

Keep in mind that javascript doesnt support Lookbehind though, only Lookahead.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

/coat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

Morning, sirree!

Up early. Is your sleeping not as well as it should be?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)

I got six hours, mustn't grumble

mustn't grumble\\0/
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)

I'm glad.

You're not down for the London bash are you?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)

no, 'fraid not

'fraid not sorry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)

Haha

I didn't see you hiding here :)
How are you sir?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)

Braw!, thanks!

thanks!you well apart from all this jibber jabber?
I understand NOTHING!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)

I'm great thanks!)

All this jibber jabber is actually fun to be honest, as long as it gets sorted in the end :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)

Hard way

split the string on "." (there is a Jscript command to do this - can't remember it tho) and check the left char of string 2, then re-assemble string (sucker) Re-iterate for other instances if any.

Sure you'll get away with previous tho!

God I'm such a nerd!

Good luck.

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)

Concatination is the least efficient string method.

The sequence you've described here would just be too inefficient in the context.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)

'aint life a bitch!

I tried... was never a perfectionist tho.

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)

I appreciate it :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)

you should ask sprinkles. thats what i do.

he's on msn. but. if he is awake or not...

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connor, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)

This works in perl

$string=~s/(\.+)([^\s])/$1 $2/;
rephrasing your question as "replace one or more periods with the same number of periods and a space if the next character is not whitespace"

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

Ooh

that looks promising, thanks! And your rephrasing is much clearer, that's indeed exactly what I need.
But... the ~s at the beginning is unfamiliar. What does it do? It's possible it's used in JavaScript, but it may not be, not all of Perl's reg ex syntax is included.

Edit: Ok, I've tried this without the leading ~s and I'm getting an unhelpful javascript error... I think the problem is the repeated / near the end of the reg ex here... javascript uses / as the reg ex delimiter.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)

Take it all back - I'm not a nerd after all!

Good luck and have fun.

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

~s/ is just the replace operator. For example ~s/old/new/ replaces 'old' with 'new'.
Perl has these auto variables $1, $2 etc that correspond to brackets () you put in the reg exp. I guess what's missing in your code above is the $2. that's what's removing your Y.

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)

Ok, thanks

I really appreciate your help.
I don't know if I can adapt the code sample you've given me, but the rephrasing is really helpful, I'm much clearer now about what I need to achieve.
Thanks!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

*points below*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)

yeah. i came up with (on my own)

newString = oldString.replace(/\.(?!\.|\s)/g, ". ");
seems to work. English goes: Replace a "." which is not followed by a "." or a " "

but you know. i'm no expert.

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connor, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:41, archived)

Ahhh, i see, you used the (? ) lookahead option

which checks following characters without operating on them, very clever, why didnt I think of that.
COUGH

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)

glad to be of assistance

you are mofaha after all!

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)

Love your sig

but I'm sure the question will resolve it's self in time.

_{just make sure you go before the journey}

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)

why thank you sir!

as you say, the question did resolve itself many times before. IN MY PANTS.

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)

I came up with

newString = oldString.replace(/\.(?!\.|\s)/g, ". ");
seems to work. English goes: Replace a "." which is not followed by a "." or a " "

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)

? operator

something i don't know about. looks like problem solved then

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)

(? ) is lookahead apparently, checks the following character without performing a function on it

I'd be lost without google if i'm honest though.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)

? is superawesome

i shall start using it?

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)

i just wrote a pretty good song. i'm sure you could take a lot from it.

crt crt crt,
so - much - better than LCD

crt crt crt
so - much - better than TFT

im on the dole, cant afford HD
i want a monitor that weighs more than me
my computer screen must be 7 years old
heats up the room when my room gets cold

crt crt crt
so much better than LCD

crt crt crt
so - much - better than TFT

yeah. your flatscreen is thin. i say who cares ?
i'd like to see you lift mine down the stairs
thin is boring. check out my cube
lets hear three cheers for my cathod ray tube !

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connor, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)

Not bad.

I think you need a verse about how it blasts you with radiation. And a middle 8.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)

yeah. its a work in progress.

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connor, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

Surely that's mostly from the rear though?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)

I understand smiling politely and holding the door for people

I also understand phrases like "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" and "time keeps marching on".

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)

coincidentally, I just gave up on doing something with regexes in ASP.NET

I'm more than slightly shit at them, I always try to find a way of coding that doesn't use regexes

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:44, archived)

TCOLP!!!

Yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:42, archived)

ludicrous!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 8:03, archived)

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