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[challenge entry] Something I did after seeing this site - "Queenie in a Nice Hat"
www.ne.jp/asahi/fickle/flickers/noguchi/menu.htm



Sure, not shopped, but still creative - Try it?


(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# 'tis lovely
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] pie roast for compo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# *scolds*


*swarms*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# i was about to pearoast these
for the old compo


but i got home too late
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# BRANDOW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i knew that would be you by your reaction
without scrolling down
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Well the picture is of me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# That is very very very good.
You are clicked my man.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# execution style
well it was nicely executed, if not more clever than one would have thought, if one had thought to give a thought of how clever it could have been.
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# wow!
very nice indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# The animating in this is sublime.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Woos a-plenty
Excellent work.
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Anything vitruvian wins,
hands, hands and legs, and legs, down. Don't let nobody tell you different.
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 23 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] B3TA CHALLENGES YOU: PHOTOSHOP MONEY


la alalal
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] KERCHING!!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# needs to be for 9 bob, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# /gives sticker for genuine LOL moment
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Hey
CDC-ing banknotes was my idea from the newsletter ages ago!
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ooooooh
how treasony
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Haha!
I actually did this with a biro once.

There's a tenner floating around out there with a biro cock exactly like that with a big B3TA.COM Scribbled across the royal forrid.

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Whoever finds it wins a prize!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Again?
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Ewar Woowar is working at the stately home my mum cleans.
She's seen him there and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Any woodchucks?
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Not that I know of, sorry :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Oh well...
Still cool though :)
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# It is!
I want to go with her, and shake his hand.
I'd say "It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr Ewar Woowar"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# You could answer the whole chucking wood connundrum at the same time
Do it!!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I bet he'd probably punch you in the face.
I've still yet to understand why that is even a joke. You're just taking letters out of someone's name...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# E-WAR! WOO-WAR! :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# NinjBdger!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Me and my friend have been drawing :3 on the queens face recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# i did know of someone
who took to writing www.goatse.cx on every note that passed through his possession a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Did that other challange person get fired?
Also, will queeny set the websherifs on us?

But this should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# The last challenge was rubbish
they should have been fired
/opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 21 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I had a hunch it would be this
what with the dollar being redesigned and stuff.
Lets hope people spend hours and hours crafting some intricate shops and don't just stick a seamy image of Amy Winehouse on a coke dusted £50
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# haha
yay for futile challenge hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# What?!
*closes and doesn't save changes*
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Hmmm, that gives me an idea...
:p
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# well, Rob's example up there set the height we should all reach for
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# LEAVE AMY ALONE.....
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# *Creates seamy image of Amy Whinehou....."
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Oh, I like this mucho.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Manuelopoly money
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# looks like
sven-göran eriksson
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i incorporated
kinks's queenly portrait into currency once

would it be cheeky to enter that?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# specimen alright
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# unzips...
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# what a fine specimen!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# There could be legal trouble with this
I once wanted to Photo copy a £10 note, and the company I was using wouldn't do it, as there's a clause in the law about photo copying and scanning money!
The same goes for Passports!

Silly law.....
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Yeah, but seems unlikely.
answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=717085
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# you know that answers a different question, right?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Pedant ;-)
Was as close as I could find, and still pretty interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I loved this bit especially...
"Upon further research... on Wikipedia"
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] nice pert nips
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# "REAL"
haha
(Corn Dog, Thu 22 May 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Because my replacement tablet pen was delivered today...
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# killerkitti
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Well drawn.
/trying to comment without sounding like a paedo
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
#
thankyou muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# wanking over vectors does not make one a paedo
*defrags just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Woo. Have a Charles Atlas Seal of Approval!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# i love that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Beadle has been about!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
#
Ive got a couple in my garage, but another one won't hurt.


*covers under dust blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Ah, I see you've hidden the fingers too :-)
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# AWESOME AND SEXY LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh shush.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# YOU WOULD SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU FANCY HER
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Hex and Kitti
sittin' in a tree...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Hahah, they wish :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Oh wow, that's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# thanks, its different from how i usually do them.
but i'm happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I definately prefer your other ones,
but this is still good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# do you think so?
i really like the eyes on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# At least try and remove the black bits, it makes it look unfinished.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
# yeah i was unsure about those
but i left them in just to see what they would look like at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I think it'd be better without ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I prefer this one.
More textured.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
# thanks
i was unsure on how to contrast between her hair and her skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] george lucas's head
is definitely better upside down



i think there's some wookie in his ancestry...
a quick and late compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# :D
thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# ROLF
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# harris?
family resemblance...hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# i thought it was rolf at first..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# A vast improvement
Woo there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# *nings with quick and dirty hummusless shop*


Moles: Liars!

De-RIS-ify
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Ah what a pleasant chap
He's waving and all
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# looks like a gay porn star
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
# takes one to know one.........
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# He has a mole on his shoulder.
You see the mole on his shoulder?
A talking mole on his shoulder...

SO HE PULLS OUT HIS GUN!

The mole is not actually a mole, it's a Midget!

Midget...midget...

Also de-ris-ify
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# How many episodes are there
now?

It's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Too many.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Moles as well?!? Kinky.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# MARVELOUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# "the opulent gold shower"
You shall have a well done for that one. Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Hahahah, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# excellent
R. Kelly, secret son of Cilla Black.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I don't usually mind trips to the optician's, but..
(Nick Griffin's Multicoloured Swap Shop, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Initiated by whom?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Crispian Mills?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# OOH THAT PESKY CRISPIAN
DAMN HIM
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Kula Shaker.
Cue "Koala Shaker" repost. Hedgehog From Hell I think?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Yep, I know :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I didn't.
/google
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# ^This
but I knew by the time you told me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Haha.
We're both phonies.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHONE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# nah
/fail
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# In other news,
I've no idea where I was going with this.



Inspired by this thing I found.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# and what?
you thought you'd do a second rate version of it?

i'm sorry i'm in a bad mood
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# *hurt*
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# please don't take me seriously
i just hate everything today
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I guessed
what's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Oi.
stop trying to turn b3ta into fucking emospace ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# But, but..
he started it!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# its alright
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# That's nice
I see a plate of good cheese, some cherry tomatoes, self replicating chilli peppers and a nice cold glass of Chardonnay. You have won me over with bribery.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# yay I win a pasanonic!!
WTF is it?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# dangerous when fed alcohol.
I have been sober for nearly 13 whole days. I am about to start boozing. I'll be pissed in 3 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# *hugs*
*makes better*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# cheers hex
i knew i could rely on b3tans to make it all better.
have this burning cat in return:
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# that's made my day :D
Thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I don't have a job, wife, or children
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# for fucks sake
Don't join bebo, you'll be swinging within a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Words words words words words words words words words
words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# It's onnnnlyyyyyy words...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# and words are all I have...
something something something yooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# and words are all I have
to say that Cat Stevens and Boyzone are limp pieces of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Does it tile?™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# do you tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Your mum tiles
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Yeah that's because my mum's a tiler
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# "Bonny?"
"Not really, she's quite fat really."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# She bought a pastie from across the road from me mum-in-law'st he other day
Fat Tiler cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Ruth?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Carl?
/Obscure football reference
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# like a bitch I do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# i've heard he does with a few drinks inside him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# you know it, baby
*grabs a tile*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:30, archived)
# *grabs bollocks*
wait a minute...i didn't have these earlier!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# oo, those'll come in handy!
(old chinese proverb)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I could only get to the fourth line :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# That coke is heavy shit nowadays.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# It's mostly sawdust :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You need glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# CFB
????
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# That's cheating
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# worth a try!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:28, archived)
# i see...
you really don't like hawks
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# feck arse industries....
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# ^this
FTW
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:26, archived)
# YAY!
someone knows what i was on about HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# The optometrist in that episode was sexy...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:33, archived)
# she wasn't...
was she? eeww
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# no she really was
*sucker for an irish accent*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Plus she was east asian to my memory.
Pushes my buttons...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# no she wasn't.
youtube it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# She was, look.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi1vn8tZO5E

Although I remember her being sexier looking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
Oh sorry.. I got this from a promotional crate of carlsberg...
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Text on a nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:26, archived)
# TOAN!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Eye see ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I shot the vendor
because he did not give me duty free.

He didn't do it.
He didn't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Damn you Crispian Mills...
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Anyone got Mario Kart Wii and up for a race or two?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# no - sorry
TJ - anyone got an attractive girlfriend and interested in a swinging or two?

edit - also - woo ... I forget to woo these because my WOOing is always implicit because I love them SO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Cunt.
GREAT, NOW I FEEL ALL GUILTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# just because I don't have a Wii
doesn't make me a Cunt... it's my cuntishness which does that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ha ha
What a wonderfully strange propostion!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Anyone got a copy of fly fishing by J.R. Hartley?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Fly fishing always sounds like when women go out on the pull
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# with their fishing poles with the spikes on the end
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# ALWAYS
Cheeky minxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# that's right!
carbon fibre rods with tungsten steel hooks

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Remind me never to go drinking with you
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# don't worry, I have an extra set of kevlar armour
and a bag of fish to throw around thus causing confusion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# NANO TUBES
great big nano tubes, with legions of hamsters pulling fancy people around in boats floating in chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# science! it will destroy us all with it's sexy hamsters!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Does anyone know the rules
to naked, oiled, twister...? or, indeed, does anyone have any baby oil...? or a copy of twister?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I think those ARE the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# so
the answer was inside me all along? I just needed to believe in myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# yeah! that's the answer!
waves fist in the air while doing epic guitar chord

*fade to credits*

*generic 1985 pop plays*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# If you believe in yourself and you have a pure heart, anything is possible*.
Including autofellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha, fuck the twister,
where's that lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *stops brushing teeth*
*looks at tube*

ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# *runs naked screaming from the bed room*
why is it FOAMING?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# that means it's happy!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# *tries to talk with fully lubed teeth and tongue and tongue-fucks own throat*
agggggggggggggggggggg agggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# oh
I must admit - the tingle is not unplesant... and all the cavities seem to have dissapeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# haha.
you dirty post deleter. Was Gareth going to sue?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# my mate was
trying a spot of uphill gardening with a new lady friend ( in the next bedroom to where I was drunkenly servicing her friend after we picked them up in the local dive club ) as the story was told to me after I stopped laughing and he stopped screaming was that he was in difficulties and not being practised in this art and knowing the wonders of spit he mentioned they might need lube, so she reached into a draw and proceeded to rub some substance over his throbbing bell end.

Take my advice. Don't let a bird rub Vicks vaporub on your knob if you don't want to have your mate piss his sides at the sight of you trying t dip your cock in the sink whilst screaming the house down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# COCKBURN'S
pronounced coburn's
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Define attractive
It is, after all, very subjective.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# think of me
think of someone I'd find attractive, add a couple of units of attractive, but not too much - I don't want her to feel like she's doing me a favor or something - and you're somewhere in the ball park.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# oh yes
it's ALL true
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Are you mental?
The most important football match of the century is under way soon ( and I'm really, really pissed off now that I chose not to go when I had the chance, I did not think I'd mind seeing as I was in Barcelona 99 but now it's here i'm fucking gutted I'm not in Moscow ).
Playing kiddies toys when there is football and BEER to consume? get a grip young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Some of us are
conscientious objectors from football. (Goes off to do some gardening)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# uphill?
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I know.
My mrs finds me an enigma. So much geek crammed into so much burly man's man.

I know some of you just can't manage to have your geekness interrupted by football and it's a shame. I must be special.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# yes, you're special
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# needs!!
o i c that was the gag




sorry
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# off home!
Have fun with your 22 sexy-legged men in shorts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# bubbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# oh, football
how nice

*continues sitting motionless, drooling slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# You're, like, my favourite person ever and I want you inside me :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# OH, TOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# richard the lionheart
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Raaaarrwwwrrrrr
But why is he wearing 16th C Spanish armour though? Edit: De-geeked. Thas a lully bit of shopping, much woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Armour
Nice shop, three hundred years out with the armour for the pun

/predant
(mw, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I think you mean
/pedant :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# predant pedant
'predant' is pregnant pedantry - pregnant with the expectation of more pedantry.
(mw, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# you really are a pendant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Henry V

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# He he
A couple of blasters would have tipped the balance on Saint Crispin's Day.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# they'd have made it "Saint Crispy Day"
HO HO HO HO HO!

*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# The Hummus is strong with this one
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Evening all!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!!
Just trying something out :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Is it self-harm and poetry?
A long fringe?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# a penchant for tight trousers, baseball caps and kissing boys?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Get my Gaz?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Ooh, blimey.
Just got it now. Hadn't noticed :S

That's pretty awesome anyway :D Taught me a lesson to always tag my work at least :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah yeah.
High praise though. I couldn't get the headline on the default for that group out of my head in an exam today. "GYPSY WOGS KILLED ME TWICE"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# It's so fucking stupid. Damn you Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Oh god, I'm ending every sentence with an emote
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I cut myself to see if it hurt
I also want to wear a skirt
no one understands me
no one understands me
no one understands me
no one understands me
I don't understand me
I'm as different as everybody else
oh well - at least I've got my health :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Haha what a lovely ending.
Makes me think of George Formby singing it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# it's powerful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# fucking hell
it's pretty cool when imagine george formby singing it

:D

with his cheeky grin!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel
I focussed on the pain, the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away, but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# The Johnny Cash original
is so much better than the time Nine Inch Nails covered it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I think that might be the definition of tautology
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# turned out nice again ant it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# ecky thump
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# a dress?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# lo matey.
I'll get on your request as soon as I have two mo's.
Also *glees* I now have yourallgay as my ringtone:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I've got I love horses :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I've got no phone.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# How does it smell?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# this is something to be thankful for
trust me - when you're the only person in the world not to die of ear cancer you will be king of a pile of dead bodies and master of the rats and crows.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# *cue "Jesus loves everyone" picture*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# you could make a throne out of people's skulls
that'd be nice wouldn't it... ornamental. A bit goth, perhaps - but who's left to judge you. NO ONE! That's who.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Except...*shudder*...cancer survivors...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# yeah - and they're judgemental and
have stong opinions on interior design.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Cheers, I doubt I'll get anywhere though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I've got CS3
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I prefer CS2, personally :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# what's going on here
looks like some kind of sex cult
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I think it's Rob going up to bed of an evening
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# he sleeps with the fabled source of magenta
and basks in it's glory

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT
When dressed as a black agnel in a mine shaft
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# loe -
after centuries in confinement, the dark prince awakens...

A SACRIFICE MUST BE MADE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Dark ponce, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Dark prance
... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Dark Pance
Time went home.
Be good,
No Fighting,
and tidy your room
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# YES!
*unzips*

sorry, force of habit

*zips back up*

right

*unzips*

really, I just can't help it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I recommend the wearing of a kilt
to avoid all this troublesome zipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *makes notes*
but what if I get a bad case of sporran rash?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hippy
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# this turned out really good
i like the thing at the end of the tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Cheers!
I had to add it in upon seeing it on dA.
Full size here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Jesus fucking shitholes, that's huge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Yep!
Awesome, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# indeed, very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Woo to you sir!
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Very very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# So this is what's in that black box underneath a plasma ball.
Neat!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# HAH!
Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Sweet.
Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# MInd mine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiiiice!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# s'abit good that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Go into the liiiight!
This is rather nice.
/won't repost angel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
No one's saying go on then. I will. Go on Tribs, please repost it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ^This, post it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I appreciate your sycophancy :)
I need to produce some new stuff though instead of reposting like a repost-whore.
You can have some links to them though.

Demon and Angel (both NSFW).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Repost AT a repost whore, then.
I DECLARE REPOST THREADJACK.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# tis plitteh
gets a click from me

we likes emo stuff today,
we failed our driving test =[

oh well, i'm ossum anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Thanks :]
I take it I don't need to ask how kaydie is today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ooh where is the tunnel source from?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# DeviantART stock :]
coco-stock.deviantart.com/art/50-85073169
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Is that Rob from the behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Anyone going to admit what Rob from behind looks like?
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# 5 mins in paint before I go :p


Meh, i know it's pants, but it's worth a giggle.
(Virulent, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# it's not pants
although a super clever frog would also have built another bridge across the river..

... also - I think this says something about modern life... sure, there are plenty of bridges to help us safely over the road, but aren't we all missing all the fun bits by using the bridge? I think there's a lesson there for all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I never understood this game
I mean frogs can swim, right?

So why do they die when they fall in the river...?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Shit frog.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# ^ this
I would have thought hard for a witty reply

but in all honesty "shit frog" is all can be said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# because you touch yourself at night
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
#
I do hope that's your stats page random quote.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# God hates frogs
... and some birds
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# and 1 flavour of ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# and some 2Pac tracks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# and the cinematic endeavours of Lindsay Lohan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# and people who are too interested in the open source movement
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# and the Israeli administration
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# and any grown man between 5 foot 11 and 5 foot 11 6/8ths
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# and cider
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# and anyone who mainly drinks cider
... technically if your cider consumption is more than 45% of your total average alcohol consumption in any quater, God can legally give you taste cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# and Australia
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# and the pharmaceutical industry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# and sycamore trees
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# and pink highlighters
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# and the "÷" symbol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# and Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# and decorating
God really hates decorating
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# and lists
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Yes
I think that's just about covered it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# well done us
spankings all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# lies
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# do not doubt God's wrath
or you'll be smoted
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# god loves
the division sign, but maths textbooks and computer programmers are tools of the devil, hence it's not as prevelant anymore
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# and me
sob
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# and you
especially you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# But Jesus loves me
He wants me for a sunbeam
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# rainbow ... jesus wants you for a rainbow
which is his way of telling you he's gay for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Would
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# goes without saying
... all that power is a real turn on. Plus, from behind he probably looks like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# He does wear a dress...
so why not
(I actually feel bad running down jesus!
sod it I'm going to give Mohamed a reet good seeing to...)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Profound.
Because, of course, we all reach the other side eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# but which learned more
the frog who crossed the road or the frog who used the bridge... actually, that's a stupid question, any frog who doesn't know crossing the road is dangerous is a stupid frog... but who had the richer experience... I suppose crossing the bridge might have some richness if you get to watch another frog getting squished on teh road.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# if a bridge falls down in a forest and nobody is there to hear it
does anyone shit in the woods afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# chicken frogger?
Am surprised there's no tiein to chickens and frocks? I mean... why did the chicken, never mind. :p

edit: frocks? I'm tired lol FROGS!
(allthough I'm up for a game of Frocker any time)
(Virulent, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# clever frog
i believe the other frog to be a dumbass
as he clearly wasn't watching the traffic
lesson: cars make frogs go splat
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Or, letting car = C and frog = f
Then (Cv)^2 + f = pi(diameter of splat).

So the diamater of the splat depends on the velocity of the car.

QED.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Consider my coat......
......got




(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That was my lunch
/FACT

Woo too!
Edit: 150 extra points for using Safari!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Good work..
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I didn't know you were bi curious
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# But they're tins...
/fail
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Yeah!
And that's not even how you spell cans!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# DO NOT EAT TUNA CHUNKS
No really, don't
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Watch him go...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# they seek him here,
they seek him there,
his clothes are loud,
and never square...

and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# At first I thought she was carressing herself
!!!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Some silliness before hometime
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# haha.
**likes
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# superwoo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Arf!
Inspired
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# fucking modern highway artists
they get everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# haha how silly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hee hee!
*longs for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Warning:
may cause improbably breakage of axels.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# this was what i thought that meant
for the first 10 years of my life
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Haha! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# haha
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hehe
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# pfft!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# *pfft*
beetle-tastic!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# hehe, nicely done
Can't resist reposting this one then :
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Nice
But i did it yeeears ago :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# who loves ya baby?


Click for bigger (198KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# you're smaller then i expected
either that or mrs pasanonic has big hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# she does
or I've got a very small cock.



Click for bigger (51KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# and very attractive finger nails
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# i don't where that came from
but i order you to burn my baby pictures now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# chase it away with pitchforks & flaming torches!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# save time - set fire to your pitchfork
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# save time - remote controlled flaming pitchfork
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# save time and energy - assume someone else will do it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# unfortunately I'm on a budget
and burning torches cost a lot less than burning pitchforks...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# short sighted FOOOOOL
(of a Took)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha! :D
Oh my, that's a bit scary.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# no idea why really.. just bored..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# random boris!
kill it before it spreads into other posts
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I am Rod Hull!
I am him! Where's my jelly? Is it green jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# you may now drink your weak lemon drink
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Tis not week lemon
He's trying to make you drink wee
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# crikey.. had to google what the hell you were on about then ;-)
hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# yay for bod!
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hehehe
Dododododoododododododooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# once again I humbly submit

poss bindun
also b3ta.com/board/8332622
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# But they were fucked up in their tern
for some reason, I don't seem to be able to attach an image of a tern here. How does one post an image in a reply?
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# 'nings all....


Had to do it - sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# They look to be out of order as well...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# love it
thinking about complimentary nuts now
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# hmmm.......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# haha i really like your pictures :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

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