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I was going to do something big, but on waking up at 3pm, I just couldn't be arsed.

TENTHOUSAND SHITTY POSTS IN UNDER A YEAR, WHICH IS RIDICULOUS. IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE AND ADORE YOU ALL SO MUCH.

Oh my, I said I wouldn't cry... *sobs* It's all just... *sniffle* too emotional...

BAWWWW.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

I still love you :3

edit: angry kitteh is angry

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

*clings*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

...and you are?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

ginger

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

You're going to die :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

I'd better get the washing in

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

He is.

I know, it suprised me as well. I thought it was just you and me, but apparently it's him too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

Crikey

I hope there's not more of them

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

I know

I don't think I can knit that quickly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

we'll just have to draw straws to see who gets the food then

*readies killing knife*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Don't you even THINK of pointing that thing at me.

I'll disarm you in a second and then there'll be trouble, my lad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

it's just that you look...tasty...

mmmm

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

Be that as it may

you'll just have to eat something other than me.

Never thought I'd say THAT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

here, Ttssattsr...

*waves bait*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

the only bait that works

is a Shift key.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

*scurries over*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

But.... I was going to keep him as a pet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Growl.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Sexpet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

Sexy growl.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

Rawr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Dyers

That's no beard that's a upper neck burn!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

he didn't like that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

He went to France you know?!

It is quite worrying how important b3ta peeps become in your life. I think it's the time to website times by the leanth you're a member equation:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

not at all

of the two message boards I visit frequently there are people who mean an awful lot to me, through their daily messages and all that.

hence my guttedness and being in Singapore for the bash, and also my guttedness at the only person I know in Singapore (through the other message board) telling me he doesn't want to meet up for a beer since he "doesn't drink as a rule" and isn't "much fun to be around, generally" :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Gaz me a link you a beeeg head shot and I'll print it out and put it up at the pub for ya:D

And have a pint at the Penny Black for me:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

*yays*

*digs camera out*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

I had a list of 'apologies' on the wall for the derby bash last year

with names and a fair few exclusively made pictures...but when the photos came out I got looooads of people contacting me saying they weren't on there...come to the bash or let me know then! ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Iwould

But my week is sooo full that I'll not haev a chance to sort that out:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

Oh Riverghost

Always trying to rob from the Derby bash :p

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Where is this Derby that you speak of?

Is it some sort of horse race?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

*SOBS KNIVES AT YOU*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

I know who you are really

YOU ARE A CAT

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

FACE OF CONCENTRATION.

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

Don't encourage him!

He's right handed!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

Left handed is better.

Me, Jimi Hendrix, me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

and Billy Ray Cyrus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

His daughter's face makes me uncomfortable.

Is there something wrong with it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

you're obviously not sitting on it correctly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

With a big sign saying

'I don't know what you're talking about officer'?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

and Hitler

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

It wasn't him being left handed that made him the way he was!

It was being a veggie in the land of sausages!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

*reaches for urban-mythometer*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

^this, hitler wasn't a veggie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

was

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

his surgeon recommended that he cut meat from his diet to ease his flatuence

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

exactly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

*watches urban-mythometer go off the scale at the mention of an urban-mythometer*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

watches universe implode due to this

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

and me!

unite my lefty brothers and sisters!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

*unties*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

Gary Larson
Bill Hicks:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

No no!

You're wrong handed.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

I'm all *grimmace*

and my monitor is all *argh*

:D
*squeeze*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

VERY SOON!

and you can have a proper hug. Or nine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

NINE :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

At least.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yeeeey! My face did a smile face.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

:D good

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

"I'm gonna show you whose boss, fucking tablet!"

that's what's going on here*

*possibly

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

It's a riot here. My tea is all "wtf doods and shit".

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

I bet it is

well, no pictures of me are appearing on this board!

hahahaha :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

You're not even coming to the bash are you?

:(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

no I got no money

I am a broken human :(

besides I'm scared

all the scary people!

*hides*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

If you can GET to london, I will happily buy you drinks :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

yay :D

I shall make a note of this as will undoubtedly head londonwardly at some point

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

Hahaha love it!

Yeah it's a sad syndrome and you can understand why people get shitty with trolls.
B3ta and the people who are part of it become important to you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

God knows why I'm so attached to this place. You're all cunts :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

Coz it you talked as much to the poepl you pysically saw everyday

They'd lock you up:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

b3ta is like being in a pub 24 hours a day really

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

b3ta is porkie scratings!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

alright... gay.... =)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

That's it, I do want to be shot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

well spotted

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

WHOOP, WHIIP, WHEEP, WHOUP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

WAHPUH.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

Awesomes.

Congrats :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

What sort of nonsense is this?

I see no cock

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

Actually, fuck my answer.

This.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

I was gonna! But then *excuse*.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

You actually going to make it to the Derby bash this year you big slacker?

you can't love us THAT much if you're only going to one out of the two big events this year

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

Derby is AGES away and it all depends how many people I irritate this weekend.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

Just DO it!

Jeez, every year I make this lovely bash for you to attend, and every year I have to round you all up like reprobates

LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE IT

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

I just want some attention is all.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

*gives attention

coochie coo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Then come to Derby

There will be good times and maybe cake

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

Bless you, sir

Congrats!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

*hug*

Tanks :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

you look like Niccolo Paganini gone rusty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

I hope that's a good thing :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Congraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats

also woosome setup!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

TAAAAAAAAAAAA.

And TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

gonna do some sweet drinking and smoking this w/end

joy upon joy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Hell yeah!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Congrats.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

Cheers, gorgeous!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

i'm think i'm on track for a similar score.

well done

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Haha! DO IT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

WELL DONE.

YOU WORKED THE INTERNET.

/adores you

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Teehee!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

congraztumalationiums!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Thanalankaloolations.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Proof...

...that footballers are stupid

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

what's going on under his jacket?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

watersports.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

Is it a monster?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

I apologise to Chelsea fans ...

but Gordon Brown has written to John Terry to express sympathy, alas

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

SPORTS!

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McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

The only sport I care about

Is preceeded by the word 'Ritter'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

and "water"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

well played, that

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McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

the only water I care about

is followed by the word 'biscuit'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Mmmmm with Patum Peparium

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

cor, +10

I love that stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

how rare!

deliscious tho, dirty but deliscious.

Brown toast, butter, nomnomnomnomnomnom

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

It's what I get my Granddad for his birthday every year

I remember my first water biscuit (Carrs, natch) with Patum Peparium. Sheer bliss. I was sat on his knee at the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

I get my grandmother 60 1st class stamps for her birthday every year

so she can send out Easter cards that say 'Happy New Year 1944' in them

the dotty old coot

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

I can't wait to be an old lady.

I'm going to have so much fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

I look forward to breaking your hips

of course I'll be dead by then

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

Just how you like them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

cold and yet flexible

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

Like raw calamari.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

you are in a fruity mood this afternoon

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

Ah, yes.

That'd be due to all of the reasons.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

I like fruit

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

you can do it from beyond the grave

my grandmother's already started haunting her house - she's getting the practice in

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

the faint whiff of piss does not constitute a full haunting

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

The only biscuits I care about

are preceded by the words 'whole packet of'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

even arsebiscuits?

well I never

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

or airbiscuits?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Both of these

should be kept in the packet. Hence my preference.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

see

I saw some biscuits in a packet which said 'easy open pack'

now, I'm not sure that 'easy open pack' is a good selling point for biscuits - because the point of biscuits is biscuits and not pack

they should put 'easily eatable biscuits' on instead

*writes to someone in authority*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

Damn!

I was just about to say that!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Don't worry!

I have two packets! *shares*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Double packs FTW.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

the only biscuit i care about

is one preceded by tea, and preferably followed by tea, and if at all possible dunked in said beverage.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

the only biscuit i care about

is preceeded by the word 'soggy'

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

that's the trouble with water biscuits

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

covered in cum?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

nah

the biscuit of choice for soggy biscuit is a digestive

/public school blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

or the ironic choice: 'nice' biscuits

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

If I need to go

I need to go. Don't get in the way, next time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

...and don't yawn

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

You weren't yawning.

Screaming 'TWENTY POINTS FOR A HOLE IN ONE' straight before hand gives the game away.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

what?????

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Don't act all coy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

no- I am genuinely confused

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

To be expected

I am of superior intellect.

Don't worry your pretty head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

Not like this, though?

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Fuck me, that's nice reflection work.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Is that sarcasm?

Edit: Please bear in mind I made this back in september, using GIMP.
I was even worse than I am now :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

nono, it was genuine praise, but just for that

I'm changing it to sarcasm, you talentless shit.

love you :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

You'll win at the following things:

Football
Weddings
Arson and
Art!

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

ツ

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Halal ?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

SMILY FACE

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

oh really? and i thought you were peddling Asian safe meat!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

is that where they keep it?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

SHI :D

*knows his kana*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

O SHI

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Shi?

Tsu?

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Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Oh, is it tsu?

My eyesight, it is going :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

ツシツシツシツシツシ
シツシツシツシツシツ
ツシツシツシツシツシ
ツシツシツシツシツシ
シツシツシツシツシツ
ツシツシツシツシツシ
ツシツシツシツシツシ
シツシツシツシツシツ
ツシツシツシツシツシ

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

My eyes hate you now

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Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

They're very similar

And Shi looks happier to me anyway シ

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Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Sorry

actaully no Im not !ha

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

only joshin'

it's a good shop!

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McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

splendid

edit, i did commend you for posting an image over there,
but the reply went tits up, and now you've moved it anyway

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

I thought he hit the post?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Damn !

You got me

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

This^

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

he missed the other one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

so he did

*withdraws half of previous statement*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

John Terry is a footballer

he hit the post while taking a penalty last week
this (possibly) resulted in his team losing the Champions League final

John Terry earns £100,000 per week

He also looks like a hedgehog made out of garibaldi biscuits and haslet which has been stretched in a pasta maker

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

I'll take your word for it then

LOL ROFL FOOTBALL

<_<
>_>

I dont' think anyone noticed

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

haha

I like it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Sorry to TJ (OK not really0

But does someone have butters email addy as I need to contact him quite urgently.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

tis in his profile

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24613

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

I've gazzed him

There's some stuff I just need to talk to him about.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

is he coming?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Put yer hands up yer bastard yer...

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Ninj, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

ha!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

haha woop woop.

Biggin' up silencers AND headphones - for the ultra sensitive :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Where's Our Kes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Hahah 'piss

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

You want kes? Here you go.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Ohhhh spaaaang!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

oh lordy....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Good grief

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DogHorse plop, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

christ

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

yay!

2 days on the trot, well done that man.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Always a winner.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

oh my

http://instantrimshot.com/

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Fes!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Where's Kes?

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Excellent stuff.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

hhahaa

was it only me you didn't find that program funny

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

I have never seen it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

it was utter cock, funny for about 3.6 minutes

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

1st series = good

2nd = ok

anything after that had bindun and was dragging on.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

i thought the few seconds i saw were utter shite too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

proper bond, like

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

heheheh, most excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

2nd compo entry

Click for bigger (303KB)

and incase I'm yet to ram it down your virtual throat yet...
previous

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

I must be fucking stupid.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Currant sea

Currency...

100% pure groan

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Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

I know

but it was lurking in my head and i had to purge

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

It's ok,

I've seen worse.

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Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

it's

a currant sea.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Are you Welsh?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

boyo.

in nationality: no

prediliction for sheep: a resounding yes

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

It's just the

They're currents, see?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

a speech

inflection contracted from sexual contact with the any even-toed unglate.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

AHA

See, I knew it was me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Why?

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

I RISed for some time also

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Thank God.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Well I had to filename

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

I didn't even think to do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

the worst bit was whilst i was sat here going

currant sea
currant sea

what does he mean currant sea?

Hmm.

Oh

Oh gad.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Well I saw it when I CFBd

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

I thought it was loads of dead beetles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

<facetious> dead beetles

your the winner.. It's actually 20 pounds worth of dead beetles.. the real pun is that the words for the weight and for the british note are the same.

Well done.

/facetious

:p

oh and the woman who burst into tears early had just had a rapant sexual affair and her husband's a runner and you just triggered the guilt.

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

I sincerely hope so

I haven't seen her since.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

She had to run very hard from the clutches of death and was fragile.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

~~fucking stupid~~ completely lovely. Yep, you certainly are.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

:-) you're one of about three people who keep saying this.

I've decided you're all sweet but insane.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

Right!

I see.

It's like *that*, is it?

Edit: I'm a horse, I'm a horse - I can FLY!!! REALLY I CAN!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

Right, that's four people I've offended today without meaning to.

Oops.

Sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

I've not been offended yet.

Give it a crack if you want

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

If I offend one more I might just have to burst into tears

so no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

Pickle,

I was only messing....

*hugs*

C'mon, my brave little soldier.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

:-)

I'm really not sure what's going on though, I made someone cry earlier just by saying she looked like she'd just been for a run.

Covered in sweat, hair everywhere, panting. What the hell did she think she looked like?

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

I thought that said 'nun'

but it didn't

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

been for a nun?

That's a quite a hefty lunch.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Back in a moment, darling

just off for a quick nun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Yaaaaay heffalump.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

I'm offended that you refuse to offend me

PARADOX

*BURSTS

*takes it all back

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

*punts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

ooof

yeah, that's the stuff

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

Well, you seem like a decent kind of a chap

So I wouldn't dream of it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

how very kind

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

I wont resist an chance

we've run some tests your actually not a lord of saccharine but a duke of aspartame.

ps. has google refused to return results for anyone else?

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hah

I am actually the Prince of Inverted Glucose

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

Arrgghhh!

*runs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

ruler

of a thousand grains of Nutrasweet

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

you may kiss my sweet sweet ring

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

you complete bitch!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

you're up early

and that number scares me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

busy day at Chez Millea

and your sig fills me with glee beyond words.

:)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

mittens on kittens

about time for another tune i think.

can't help but sing along to the previous one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Yeah but you love that about me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

DO I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN RUNNING!!!??

*SOBS*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

If you looked hot and sweaty

I don't think I'd be able to string the sentences together.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

like that Our Kelly and his "I mistakenly believe I can fly" song

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

That'd be the one

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Oh christ.

*spangs*
:D

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Raisin the bar with that pun.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Don't try to get ahead of DTH,

he's the sultana puns!

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

this really grapes my squildo

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McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

That's a vine pun sir :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

you sound like a dehydrated homosexual

yes that's right.. a dried fruit.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

You seem awesome,

fancy a date?

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

careful..he'll grab yer plums!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

He's prune* dangerous,

I shall back away now.

*proven

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

don't be so petit (verdot)

have we lost yet?

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McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

I'm out, I got 4.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

You

pipped me to that post..

sorry for the delay.. i went and had a bath. I doubt you'll even seed this.

and with that i think we are even.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

stop wine-ing

there'll vi-none of that!

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McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

uuggghhhh....

that deserves a Hadouken-style Spang

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

big fan of the anim

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

I'm pretty sure I've been there.

I've certainly been near it enough times.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

I've been to Frankfurt

for an afternoon.
That is all.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Did you have a lovely time?

Did you rub your willy on the furnishings?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

I didn't have a lovely time. there were germans there.

and I ALWAYS rub my willy on the furnishings.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

There are nice ones.

One of them's called Adi, he's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

I shall rub my willy on him when I visit next

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

I shall tell him to prepare himself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

Lol religion

Click for bigger (131KB)

Messing about on Garrys mod the other day
Thou is chargin thy laser!

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

or he will smite thee with great tomatoes of wrath

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

WTF STREET PIMPLE?????

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

*squeezes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Explosion you fools!

*sigh*

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

~~tomatoes~~ big stuffed grilled pepper

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

Yes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

I'd watch that movie

I watched fried green tomatoes while on shrooms.. I have never been so emotionally involved in a film.. I was literally screaming at the characters to try and make sure they took me to a positive resolution.

good times..

I followed it up with fear and loathing .. in which i was pretty much convinced the screen was floating saome where between me and the tv.

a fine addition to already splendid movie :)

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Never watch the original Time Machine of acid

I hear:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

Not morlocks!

Not flesh eating morlocks!
*girlish scream*

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

you watch movies on shrooms?

you should be out in a field man

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

forests for the win

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

It was newcastle

winter, and there was some left over in the fridge.. IT elloquently passed the time. :)

It was the last day of term as well.. my mum came to pick me up the next day.. I remembering gibbering something about their beign a monster in the clouds.. thankfully my usual ammount of weirdness weighlayed any suspicions.. or added to ..

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

overripe mango

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Over ripe man go what?:D

Nought personal with that image btw.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Jamaica?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Yes

Yes I did!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

In Dorset?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

In Wetwang.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

smells terrible

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

sadly...........

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

ARGH, TEH SANS!

Gill Sans Ultra Bold, in fact! :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Troo

there must be no other way of expressing your opinion than is huge garish letters

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

blame archie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

I feel the username is appropriate for this post.

Loving the expression in the first panel. Needs more Buffy though.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

first panel is unshopped

buffy????

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

Er...

Buffy?

Is she the Queen's new pastry chef?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

exactly

i should have put round donuts on the first panel, along with proper jammy doughnuts on the next.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Round doughnuts are cack though.

Actually, I don't know quite why she's so against scones. Could you elicudate, dear gtsq?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

i've no idea

like i said i really should have added some non jammy sugar coated donuts.
i'm sure HM is sick of bloody scones though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

round doughnuts

ftw!!!!!!!
proper sayers iced ones *drools*
then chocolate donuts
then jam ones

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

are you from overseas

or just plain mad.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

neither

wibble

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

Noooo

jammy
apply
custardy

THEN shitty circly ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

i knew you could be relied on.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

In matters of pudding, certainly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

*bokes*

custardy make me sick

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Well circly makes me sick.

And what's with all the 'no sauce'?! Blech. May as well just eat the desert.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

whut?

where did i say no sauce?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

Sorry, I think it was some idiot years ago

claimed that pictures were good, but required more Buffy, then scored them out of 10.

I have no idea why I put that.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

so with an added buffy it gets a ten

that's good enough for me.
i thank you.

riverghost, where's my sympathy reply, you owe me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

'twas Tonay, no less

I wonder what he's up to now?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

One is amused!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

HAHAHA!

that first expression is a classic!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Doughnut under-estimated the power of The Queen.

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

one is amused

I think

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

hahahahaha *blames self*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

From a safehouse to a Madhouse...

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Thats clever

Nice one.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

^This. *clicks*

This isn't worth it's own thread...

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

*clicks*

*and clicks again*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

*Begs to differ*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

pfft!

*clicks*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

*spang*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

Hehehe

'ning sire!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

ning!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

*click*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

hahahah!

ingenious mash!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

Hahahhaahhahahhahahahaha

You geenius.

Can't believe i didn't think of this.

Woo upon woo

FP THIS NOW

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

Hahahah!

*awaits "Anne's Thranxing Machine" by DTH*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

your wish is my command

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

Woo!

*wheels it out again*
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

ahahaha

Must be about the 30th time.. Still makes me laugh :D

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

Yay!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

hehehehe

*checks list of 'favest ever b3ta things'*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

*adds L on the end of Fritz for topical lols*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Give me back my L, you oon!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

*gives back*

There you go, oser :P

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

We can share.

You're lovely :]
*hands back L*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

pfft

always humourous, but

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

Psycho 2?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

yep

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

hehehe!

I not seen that!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Glad you like it!

Made it in the final days of the Uxbridge compo, and was waiting for the perfect opportunity to post it. You'd been on fire for days before and then went quiet. So I'm inflicting it upon the world now.

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

hahah franks...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

Hahaha. Excellent.

Most wonderful.
Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

So that's how they were caught

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

*clix*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

hahahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

hahaha

and the lesson to be learned is, when hiding from fascists in the 1940s, don't hide in the only blue house, hide in the black and white ones.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

*plays drumkit in attic*

vot eez zat noize?!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

Very, very good indeed.

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

Woo!

consider this clicked!

i'm gonna put an anthrax cd on now...

(yay! public enemy tomorrow!)

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Fantastic!

I hear she really rocked the forties, but her later work was just a bit gassy.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

HA.

You're CRUEL.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

Agreed

*does a shameful lol*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

Faaaaace!

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

HEY! My grandfather died in a concentration camp!

He fell out of his guard tower

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

Ah, I'm only kidding folks, it's alright.

He only broke his leg.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

Sorry i felt I had too

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

tsk tsk

not very pleasant behaviour ghosty.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

Aaaw it wasn't meant to be nasty!

But if you put your picture in your profile...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

yes

trolls will shop it :D

*smacks wrist*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

for you

and you, and you and yooooooooo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

awesome.

*jealous of mighty beard

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

tis a very many beard too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

The children of Chuck Norris?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

Hahaha

My brain's not as quick as it used to be!

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

haha

used to be, as in earlier today?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

Pffft

No, don't be silly ..... when I was 5!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

*air guitars*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

^Gas guitars^

(

Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

*anal air horns*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

*nipple clamps*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

lol

I approve :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

to quote

My favourite comedian, Doug stanhope:

"he offered me an E I'd never done one before so I asked him what is it.. and he said we'll doug it's illegal so I took it. And he said "yeah it'll make you real horny." "You sick son-of-a-bitch you'd of given anne frank a drum machine for her Birthday."

Doug stanhope from the album entitled sicko.. I might upload some of it and shove it in the links section.. it's a fucking amazing comedy album.

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

hehe

i like

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

very well played!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

wonderful, and chucklesome stuff :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

I had a go at one of those fake model photos.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

No bridge, shark or 'copter

obviously fake.

Congrats!

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Joliet, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Hahaha.

Thanks.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Oooooh lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Somebody call me a taxi

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

YOU'RE A TAXI

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

No! You're a taxi

and no returns

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Damn.

Got me there.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

No you shut-up

(sorry, it's my problem and i'm dealing with it)

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

*crosses fingers and spins three times*

you'reataxinogivesiesbacksies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

I know when i'm beaten by a master...

so i'm telling on you

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

You do

and I'll give you a chinese burn.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Meanie

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Not necessarily.

You might think 'hang on, that hurts, but I like it', thus discovering a side of yourself some people don't discover until their late 40s....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

I have no idea what you are talking about

*zips up gimp mask*

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

Sweet.

Meet me behind the bike shed in ten minutes.

I'll be the one tied to the poles. By my neck.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

Oh you...

*Blushes*

*Gets spanking paddle*

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*tells*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

*picks up the people

*they scream

SORRY LITTLE PEOPLE

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

*borrowers

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Tis a good 'un.

Woo to the yay.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Thanks!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Thats a good one...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

...but..?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

... you'll see

not really... I don't know why i put ellipses there. there's no but

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

I mentally added "...which is quite rare."

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

That's rather lovely

Like it a lot.

And highly *click* worthy, methinks

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Cheers!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

I love these things,

and this one is particulaly woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Ta. :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

does this work the other way?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

Do that fly up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

I already tried *that*

cuh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Yeah, you ruined my bonsai trees

with your cockosaurus thing...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

pffft, i chose to read this out of context

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

As always

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

You mean if you do it with a photo of a model,

it'll seem life like? I don't know. Worth a try.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

lovely :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Did a few of these aaaaages ago...

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Oooh nice.

Good sources are hard to come by with this.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

If you need good sauces

try some of that Reggae Reggae Sauce.

Delicious.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

blimey!

most excellent!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

erm new to all this but here is my effort!

sorry, just seemed funny in my head and have been lurking b3ta for a couple of years now...

(eggontoast, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

to the bunker....

RUN!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Why

Unlike you this has lots of hummus!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

bindun

and wind your neck in

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

FIGHT

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

I'm gonna slap you like a Chipperfield monkey

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

Beard wars!

Ohhhhh my. I'm going to need popcorn.

And lots of tissues.

*looks down* it'd seem not. Sigh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

Got sacked from your zoo job again I see.

Well I suppose it's their fault for letting you out the cage.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

oh dear.

are you 12?
Can I groom you?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

I'm going to dent you with a colander.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

I'm going to rub you vigorously with a pumice stone

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

I'm going to rape you in the urethra with a marinated courgette

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

*spreads*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

Naa I haven't got time too make a noob look stupid.

And lets face it, it's not exactly a challange.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

who are you calling a n00b?

I'm gonna pull your beard out and wipe my bum with it

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

Make up your mind

Am I 12 or do I have a beard?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

you got me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

should of

lurked on the image post entry's popular page...

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

should have

should have.

*tuts*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Hahaha

This is local money for local people!

EDIT try using www.b3tards.com

Much better hosting.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

heeheheh, noice!

shame its bindun, but this has much goodness to it!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

this is good

imageshack is not.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

whoops

whoops didn't see it had bindun! shux!

oh well, i'm sure ill get better!

(eggontoast, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

dont worry too much about binduns,

if you do it well, all is good and the natural balance of b3tadom is restored

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

90% of posts on here are binduns

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

*waves* I did it :)

don't worry about it being done...goes to buy precious things :)

image shack is pants..use b3tards.com

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

me...well and truly told

b3tards registered, flame proofs on, next compo pleeze...

(eggontoast, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

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(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

In other news, it's obvious why these cookies I found in the supermarket today are called "Matchmakers":

EDIT: Real photo.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahaha matchmaker cockies!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

they would stick in your throat

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

CUNT!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

oh dear

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

COCKIES!

also: mindpiss

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

*covets*

but tenuous at best.

Looks more like goatse from the inside

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

TJ: *pssst*

Edit: *nudges* Did you catch Dr No on R4, Saturday afternoon?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

NO!!!!!

Is it on iPlayer?

I was too busy getting drunk and watching silent movies at my local with a live band. It was top.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

here ya go

www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/radio4_aod.shtml?radio4/saturdayplay

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Ta for that

that's my evening's entertainment sorted

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

It's really rather good

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

hahaha how true...

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

because they explode in a shower of jerky?

Edit: *squints*

Of all the people not to see the phallic representation.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

oh yum

what an image

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

MEATSPLOSION

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

HAMSPLUFF

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

HASLETASTROPHE

(that was shit, sorry)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

it made me *Pfft*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

BEEFRUPTION

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

Phwoar.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

in your pance . . . ?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

kabooom

there's my loooooooooooooooooove

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Kofta-boom?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

Aye, go on then

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

Sorry had to

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Do they do them in orange flavour?

mint's ok, but that's what After Eights are for.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

why?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

...

Arrrrgghhh and I was shopping light a greased fecking weasel

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

beat ya:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

"Shakes fist"

Why you young scallions and your "hot-rod" ways

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Your second C was better than mine though:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

I can't be arsed to 'shop it so I'll just say it

Matchmaker Goatses

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Someone sent me this the other day

Those crazy warhams.

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

...

I truly have no answer to that

(General Lee, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

BZZZZZZZTTZTTZTZTZ

(

TheOther, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

When we touch, when we kiss*!

WOO

*We've all snagged a dog. get over it!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Ahem!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

*psst*

Don;t look down:p

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

*looks happy instead*
down where?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

*glees at DTH fluffahnessocity*

And haow are you this very ffine after 'morn?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

gleeeeful, ta!

ta!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

My

God

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

ooofff

If you do get "buzzed" that would be the worst place I guess

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Where?

Fulham?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

do they buzz?

the only time I've ever touched one it was more like a kick

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

I am factoring in size difference

from human =tickle to doggy =aarrghhhh!!! !me mutt sacks"

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

ARF!!!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

pearoast out of sheer boredom

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

awww feck

not this tedious poo again
EDIT: AND IT'S A BLOOMIN REPOST!!! have my nawty stare -_'

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

try flushing harder

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

^this

with delays and platform changes!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

it's funny because

it's not true

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Could I have my 'not' back please.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

I'm not done with it yet

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

You'd have trouble starting!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Fresh!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Herons.

Herons was worse.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

50 foot woman!!!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8405920

Actually, do I mean herons?

Heron flight, that was it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

That had some good stuff

... and i missed the chance to repost 50ft Wino for the 4,386th time

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

Is that your best EVAR work . . . ?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

it is

*sigh*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Oh dear.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

no.

just no.

Not more of this.

And not in a new thread.

PLEASE, for the love of God, no more of this bandwagon

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

This ones better

www.jabberwacky.com/

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

1 of a series

that i may or may not be adding to.

Click for bigger (52KB)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

Add to the series please.

made me snort...

*clix*

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

I've

got about 2 sides of a4 filled with them that my and my fkat mate created.. but thats in coventry.. and I'm in newark.. so it will just be the ones i can currently rememebr till i go back and pick it up.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Scan in the orginals

It's always nice to have some scanned stuff. Or scan them in and shop a little on top.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Hahah! I likes that

(

*GLOMP!*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Wotcha!

Listen, I've got some news, I wanted you to hear it from me first...

*frets*

(

C]:0\

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

I've...

bought a hat

(

Hahahaha!

C]:0D

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

It may be sexy

or I may look like Justin Timbalake in it.

Either way, I don't care, I like it ;)

(

PHOTO OR NOT TRUE!

or wear it Friday! gleeeeeeee!
yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

come now

if b3ta has taught us anything "photo or not true" is a very adaptable statement... :P

(

arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

NSFStickFigureNinja'sW!!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Yaaaaayy Circles out for the lads

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Arf!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

that is one tight t-shirt

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

hahaha!

That made me giggle. You're settling in rather nicely:D
What made you finally start to post?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

I'd

learnt photoshop..

and currently have a lot of free time.

why else...

lol.

x

(

arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

Well before you started posting regularly

I hope you sid goodbye to all your friends and loved ones a la. B3ta's a bit like becoming a vampire:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

I was

already a recluse.. it's perfect really.

time wasting coupled with vague levels of creativity.. job done. :)

Although i think my money entry has done me in with any high level of photoshoping. I'm a little to impressed with it i think.. It may make too many appearances throught out today..

lol

(

arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

Hooray for NORKS!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

I'm Off to Hull

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Eh??? Has Daniel Radcliffe been spiked?

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

in your

dreams..

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

Not really

I don't have owt against the laddie?

I don't as a rule wish people dead, just because they are currenty famous/making more money than me?

SO I still dont get it?

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

They're all going one by one...

next up, Grint.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

Ooooh!

Harsh!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

thing is

if the lad hadnt been killed, noone would have known he was in harry potter. He's taken the well-trodden Jeff Buckley route to fame.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Maybe he was the real Harry Potter

And used daniel Radcliffe as a cover!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

If only he had "trodden" water

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

Huh?

Jeff Buckley was in Harry Potter?

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

I do hope i'm not late for this compo

i am? oh poo

(

Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

Nice

Elegantly conceived.

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

contract: Jefferey Archer. On a rack.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Ha ha

Well, I liked it anyroad up.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

I made this at the end of the compo, but have been waiting weeks for the right opportunity to post it. Now'll do.

(

oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I'll pop this here as i'm sure DTH has forgotten about its existence:P

EDIT TO THE COMMON MAN; DTH is actually the lullies man hunk in existence and sent to tempt us all!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

It won't be particularly happy

if that thing's running after me!

(

Joliet, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

gordon brown?

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

Texture like sun?

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

Oh deary, deary me...

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

Yeah the follow on was better:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

If he tries to lay me down I will rip his pancreas out via his maw.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

It's the only way to be sure

;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

You hold him down please, Mr PG.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

*hoists Nail Gun into action*

Sure thing, honey - Go for it!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

*reaches*

do you know, it's all dusty in here. Not what I was expecting at all.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

christ

aren't you an angry little violent bunny these days. have you now taken to having two periods a month?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

Whoa there, pickle

I'm in a fluffly mood today. You know this to be true.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Pickle, a fine reminder of Spaced

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

JPG calls me pickle

makes me smile.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

I want a nickname too!

I deserve smiles

(

Bunnikins?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I reckon 'Pixie'

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

Excellent!

*cheekies*

(

That's 'cos you are a pickle.

:D

*hugs*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

Awwwww

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

I've got into the habit of saying

"oh 'ello kitten"

in my best Marsha voice whenever I see a cat.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Once again the fruit of my loins

'as fucked off to TopShop with the 'ousekeeping.

I do a brill Marsha impression. Inconsoooolable....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Briaaaaannnn

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

I know.

just being cheeky :)

I happen to have agreed with you, I was just trying to get your heckles up, which I've found to my distaste, is not always that easy.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

You just love it when

I treat you mean.

Now drop your trousers, apologise and put your hands behind your head.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

*crosses legs*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Spread 'em, bitch.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

Is this treason?

Or does that only cover the Queen?

.... should we do them both, just to be sure?

(

Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

*Hands over broadsword*

here, take the Liberator....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

there is another way

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

What's that?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

via his mother!?!

harsh but fair I suppose...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

Ha Ha Ha

Hillarious.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

texture like scum....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

^this

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

Oh my

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

haha

dirty buggers

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

hahaha

splendid.

show the special files of her knockers.

:D

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:44, archived)

Oh God! I've missed a whole week of this...

IT MAKES NO SENSE NOW!!!!

*nips off to the archives*

EDIT: Phew, there we go. And a well deserved Pffffff! for all the episodes I've missed as well as this one.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

hahahaha

*subscribes to pay to view JJ*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

will that be the picture for today?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

Tee hee!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

Pfft!

Carry On... Sequential Art!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

Hahahah, silly Derek!

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

i'm a Derek, and Derek's don't run.

/unrelated

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

Right

You alien vermin by the time the fella's get here I'm going to have you babbling in some form of strange alien dialect.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

whit you talkin' aboot yah wee radge?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

I know a Derek.

He got married on saturday.
This is his band.
He is the singer.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

Derek's what?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

ALIVE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

no dear, that's Gordon

that's Gordon hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

too brown

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

Well he's not DEAD, is he?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

depends what derek you're talking about

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

Johnson.

Him up there with the parrot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

*looks*

*sniffs*

are you sure?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

That's what he told me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

MARY LOVES DICK...MARY LOVES DICK!!

/classic M.H

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

roiks!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

Heh!

Meddlin' Kids!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

I'd

pick up their presence any time.. tail or no.

*worrying how their hand drawn nature confronts me non... 2d fetish.. a flataphile?*

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:49, archived)

Hah, pervy fake

lovely as always sir!

In other news: I'm having a mini rage over the place I booked for the Derby bash this year, I'll get over it but I'm still weighing up letting them know just how close they have come to losing my booking for the third year running to bring a substantial number of paying customers to their establishment.

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*passes on some glee*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Thanks!

*scratches behind ears*

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*leg involuntarily twitches*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

hello miss

what did they do?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

They rang me up asking if I still wanted my booking for the room

because they'd had at least a couple of other enquiries (which is almost certainly bollocks, I don't understand why people feel the need to lie to ask for something reasonable) when what they really wanted was for me to pay them since they're obviously having a tight month and want to call in some money. I said that was fine.

She then rang me back a couple of minutes later saying she'd spoken to the boss and actually could I bring the money in within 48 hours since they'd had the booking so long now...despite the fact that I made the booking on the grounds that I'd pay around 6 weeks before the date.

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Derby?

I live in Derby(shire)! Is there going to be a bash?

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

Third year running :)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12452

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Hope I can make it :D

October's gonna be busy for me! I'll be at a convention, peddling my wears, on one weekend, and travelling on another 2....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

You'd better get there, matey...

Or we'll come lookin' for ya.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

I really hope you can too

you're in the 'promotional' photo for this years bash you know? ;)

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peddling your wares?

*imagines JJ in tight black leather lederhosen*

*bokes*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

Woo!

I'll have some of that! Haven't been in The Bless for years...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

Excellent news!

Tell your friends.Especially if they're odd._{_{_{Or hot}}}

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JESSIE!

*glomps*

We could always torch the place... that'd learn 'em...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

I really feel like they could do with being a bit more respectful

It's not exactly a cheap deal for the room, we come back every year, and they have gone back on at least a couple of significant points...but that's because I really can't stand rudeness and usually demonstrate with my feet when I feel something is unacceptable.
As I say though, I'll get over it, it's worth swallowing it down this time as I do want the bash to be held there, I'll definitely mention my concerns though. I think we all could only benefit from him realising that he's come across quite so unreasonably.

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Perhaps a collective mentioning of this....

I assume there will be rather a lot of B3tards there after all...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

Well, the manager wont be about I'd imagine

but it can't hurt to be vocal on the night as well ;)

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Excellent, as ever, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

hehehehe!

"plugged"

cant wait to see where this story arc is going :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

MEHDEH YVIE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

stupid furry i hope you die

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

burned alive in your fursuit preferably

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

Awwwww.

Someone needs a hug.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

keep your paws off me big boy

i don't roll that way

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

Might I suggest you roll that way?

*points at cliff*

Y'all have a nice day now!

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stay out of this raccoon

i will deal with you later

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

Good luck

with that!

;)

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the furry is my favored enemy

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8405837

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Aww, bless

Nice try little one, see you again next year

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im crying

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Dr. Dyslexia?!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

big

big, the rolls and flaps and flabs

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

i gave collectedcurios a thumbs down on stumbleupon

now you've been served

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

stumbleupon?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

www.stumbleupon.com

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

If that's your bag, so be it.

I'm not about to pass comment.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

atleast i can get a man

you only have dog and horse dildos

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

dragon too probably you gay

lizards don't even have dicks

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

That time of the month?

I assume you've been banned from posting comments on Youtube, so you're here now?

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

you a furry lover

huh furry lover yiff yiff

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

Not really.

But I'm not keen on the way you are spamming. It's peoples decisions if they look at stuff or not, so what gives you the right to be abusive at them?

You may not like "furry" stuff, but kindly shut your yap-flap and leave people who have made the decision to look at it alone.

Tosser.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

suck jj's cock

white knight

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

Well done, you have acheived intolerance

Next step is burning black people and joining the BNP.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

i am racist

against furries

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

I think you are in denial

You long for some hot animal loving. Women won't go near you, and the neighbours Toy Poodle is looking really inviting right now...

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

jokes on you

owning a toy poodle where i live is grounds for being shot

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Manchester?

Actually, I think owning anything around Manchester is seen as grounds to be shot.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

So you keep yours well hidden?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

snickerdoodle is always locked away in my closet

sometimes i go in and we both come out of the closet

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Sometimes you even come in the closet.

It's a funny old world.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

i come on a lot of things

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

cut out all the xkcd blabbering

and move onto the violence

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

I love this

I don't understand how people can be so moronic about stuff like this though.

I hate Star Trek, but I don't verbally attack anyone who expresses an interest in it. Everyone likes different things, so get the fuck over it.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

star trek is p. rad

furry dicks not so much you are a furry and a (white knight) so go to h*ll

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

also

you drawing furries only adds onto it
you ARE a furry that's what i hate you see

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

What? You hate furries?

This is such a sudden development.

Wow.

Incidentally, ever watched a Disney cartoon?
You have? Whoops. Furry.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

this isn't changing anything

you're still
a
furry

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

This isn't even vaguely related to the Image Challenge

Stop being a twat.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

impossible

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

that is AWESOME

I love you

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sinisterduck, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

wtf?

Furry is a race now? I don't recall seeing that option on the job application or DMV forms...

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

9:11 am in gods time (CENTRAL)

9/11 never forget usa usa

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

god dammit

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

*Doesn't forget*

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

ok i'm chill now seen

still hate u JJ/PMJ/PBJ~*~*~

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tolin its me, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Just don't let the beams cross.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

hard knocks

They took all those pictures, and all she can talk about is Van's knockers.

I'm not complaining

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

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