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# no reason
Yes but can he stay on when someone is playing the violin?

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I DEMAND A REASON
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# because its hometiem
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# nice
needs less 'dust and scratches', though
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# TINY BLURRY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ^ the original lyrics to shiny happy people
FACT*






*May contain trace of lie
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# SQUISH
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# is he trying to mate with it?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# He's trying to mate with EVERYTHING
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Fiddle about and bounce !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# They can ride my tiny ass!

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# My word
Your ass is microscopic
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# oh i'll ride your tiny ass....
wait....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Gosh
Surely not a photo of you fingering your own ass?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You've got one fucking massive finger!
:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hellhound

Click for bigger
(warning: 600kb!)

Creature design by Dark Side of the Spoon, drawing by me.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Does it come with poo-poo bags?

Nicely!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I imagine it would burn through them.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# HELL HOUND?
HELL YEAH.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Well hung !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Shit yeah
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Is it possible to obtain lactate from such a fine beast?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I don't think anyone's ever got close enough to try.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# In that case
Can it be buggered?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Well it's not a hedgehog,
so yes. yes it can.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# that vere good
is it artrage?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# End of day doodle.
Little 1980s Kat.

(Note the over-bite)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# she knew how to handle a stick back then...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# BESTIALITY!!! PEDROPHILE!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# He obviously meant her ability to drive a manual car.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# really?
that sounds a bit tame for Micto...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# SEXIST!!!! AGEIST!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I love the smell of ISTS in the morning!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Aw... sweet...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# that's not loading
what is it?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# It is loading. It, too though, is from the 80's
Do off, have a cuppa and it'll be almost finished when you get back.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I am thinking,,,

Beeep... wooooo... beeep... wooooo... etc
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# yay!
Daley Thompson owes us all a joystick, I think..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Kempton Mk2 FTW!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# haha fair enough
I had a crappy one that broke, but I did get gold! \o/
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hehehe
i had a joystick shaped like a handgrenade, it was actuallt quite good for games like that.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# FTW!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That's the puppy!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Class!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# YAY! SPEEDKING!
Oh happy clickage of microswitches
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Was that the one with microswitches?
They were sturdier but never seemed quite as good.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I had one of those beauties
had to keep replacing the microswitches in the front fire button
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# He killed at least 3 of my Kempstons.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# bastard
but it was crucial wrist-training for puberty
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Did you know that very young kittens can't poo or wee
unless they have their privates licked?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# kittens?
that's ME
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It's true
and is why people who try to hand raise orphaned kittens often have them drop dead because they didn't know to stimulate waste excretion and they die from peritonitis.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# so what you're saying is
LICK CAT PARTS OR THEY FUCKING DIE
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yep.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Finally, the excuse I've been looking for.
I'm off down to the pet shop.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha
why is information like that lodged in your brain?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I know everything there is to know
about licking pussies.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Are you sure that's not just wishful thinking?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I'm getting kittens when I move next week. My flatmate is letting me call one of them Boba.
And I'm NOT licking his bits.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# the flatmate or the kitten?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# My flatmates a girl. I'll be honest, I've already done that. It was a mistake.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Did it make her poo and wee?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Yes, Hence the mistake.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Messy
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# You weren't there. You don't know.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# this is LIES
kittens shit where they like, licking or no licking

and I've tried
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Does a warm wet cloth do the trick okay?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# If it does
it'll save me a job with the wife.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Cloths don't wee or poo no matter what
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# This calls for an experiment.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Yes. It does.
Miss sensible.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# 10 seconds to magenta
9
8
7
6
...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# firing
retro thrusters..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# paedo-yiffing
ftw!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Little cat girls playing with joysticks.
That's what you like, Philip?

Why don't you take a seat over there.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yes, Philip, we'd all like to have a word with you.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Awww!
Is it a VIC-20? I had a VIC-20!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# C64.
Cos it's what I had....till 1993.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That explains so much
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Vic-20s were shit
Fortunately ours broke almost immediately and I managed to convince the 'rents to buy a ZX Spectrum instead.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# AWwwwwwwwww
No other words needed.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# c64 tape machine :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Yay!
That rocks my nostalgic socks :D

*gets his old speccy out of the attic and hugs it*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# YES!
*does likewise*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# this is ver very good
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Moè !
:-)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Pull . . . Push . .
. . Push . . . Pull . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Wouldn't that make her forty-ish and past her prime now?
like me
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# ?
I was a kid in the 80s and I'm no where near 40......unless I'm even more sh*t at maths than I thought....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Actually you're right
I was 20 in the mid-eighties....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I'd say
that makes her anything between mid twenties to early thirties.

But that said, she's a toon character so is allowed to reach a certain age then stop aging :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# c64 ftw! :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Awww!
:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# sweet!
she's a little gamegirl!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# More duckinafez
DUCKINAFEZ HAS HUMAN HANDS!!

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That's a strange place to see a hippo*
with a duck in a fez in it's mouth

*this used to be my challenge suggestion for months and months and months when we used to line up in front of Bob on the board and suggest suggestions.... and then vote.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I remember that
although I thought it actually was a challenge
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# nope
I seem to recollect Bob was keen on it a couple of times, but everyone else thought it was a shan idea... I seem to remember monkey's vs penguins was one of mine.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# pirates vs ninjas!
hmm, we need more vs compos
i liked the crab/elephant one
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Things people have made vs the people who made them
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# oooooooooh
good one
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Cosplay battles
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# \o/

wasn't it just a bandwagon though?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# yes, yes it was
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# it was a corruption of the crap crab challenge
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# this
Photobucket
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# no, it was mine
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ha
the monkeys vs. penguins one gave me one of my FPs
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Me too!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Image challenge:
Photoshop ducks in a fez in strange animals' mouths
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# joyful
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Duckinafez clearly has an exciting life. Woo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Where
Is duck or said fez?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I can't tell you that.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Prolly digesting . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# work is over!!
woohoo..
evenings all
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
#
*waves back at fez duck
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Snatching a snack . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i can't get used to photoshop cs3
it's too different
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# nice eyes
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahahhahhaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Old Archie could use some of that, eh? eh?
;)

fucking pie thief
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# pfftttttt
*hugs*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# can your arms stretch round that far?
Still, I'm no Dave...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I'm willing to try
:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *glowers*

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *gargles*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I have a lovely thread jack I'm saving for Cap'n Wow, where is she?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# it's gone 5
she may be heading homewards
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# micto's had her
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# top one?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# yup
poor girl was so traumatised she lost her appetite and took to wearing pyjama trousers on her head.

i can relate to this.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# micto in the fourth?
fourth folds
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# WOO YAY
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# In response to your message earlier
stand by and I will respond shortly!

Oh and I spent ages trying to figure out what happened to Imageready before I realised it's all one app now.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# these are exciting times in which we live.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# i think it's sorted
i got hold of a crack for it :)

edit: yeah, mofaha clued me in about imageready. i'm going to keep hold of the imageready i've already got for when i want to make anims, i think
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Cool
You know where to get me if you need my assistance.

I'll be somewhere nearby, bumming.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# i'm off work, ill
i spent my lunchtime bumming
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# you can do it all in CS3 now, although I kept image ready because I can't open gifs in CS3
as they only open as one frame. Is this the case for others?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# it seems that's a big 10-4 good buddy
come back
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# roger that brass monkey
I got a smoky on my tail and haulin' ass, over.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
cor, flesh!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# That.
Arghhh. The goggles do nothing!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# haha
I love the idea of casually calling people infidels.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Haha
And yes, CS3 is far too obscure compared to 2. I don't like it at all.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# i've mad e the jump directly from photoshop4 on classic
it's a mindfuck
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Haha, christ, you must be totally boned then.
I found it a big enough jump from CS2, I would have actually shat my pants from that big a transition.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I just recently took ownership
of a 1997 Powerbook, which came with Photoshop 4 among other things.

Unfortunately, it seems someone removed memory from it, as it is about 6MB short of being able to run any apps.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# bugger
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I will make it work.
It is my personal mission to make the thing functional and connect it to the internet.

But not until after I get back from my holiday.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Jinkies!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Can you believe
I actually bought CS3 months ago, and still haven't installed it in favour of CS2, mainly because of stories like these?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# can anyone draw us some...
Inflidels?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Faster !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Oooh, a nice addition to my harem
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# HAhaha
Yay!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
nice one! Would, by the way. Her at the bottom's nice too.*Clicks* under veil...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm still on Photoshop 7. It's good enough for my feeble noodlings.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# i was just fed up with launching classic everyime i used it
mind you, the time it takes cs3 to load, it's probably no quicker
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Could this be
the real reason that 80 virgins would be available in the afterlife?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# To appease the gods of originality
Here is this which I painted a while ago!



I always thought that the back of its head looked like stilton.
Edit: Thanks everyone, you are lovely :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# If this is how Stilton is made, I don't want any.
Woo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
#
Don't worry, it's actually St Agur.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That's alright then.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ooh very nice
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ooooh
niiiiiice

And the right size too, have a click.

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# nice.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Warp factor next !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I like it :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Cool
did you use REAL PAINT©?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I used
Paint like what one buys at a craft shop, yes. On REAL PAPER© too!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# cor
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# wow
thats brilliant! :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I don't know why I drew this
But I kinda liked it.


Check out more at Pie Comics
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Redex here
edit: all good now!

Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i know why!
that's woo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# le chetalier's principle?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The longer line is clearly an inefficient way of eating cheese.
I cannot endorse this.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Go the long way round to avoid cheese cuts from the pointy end.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# good arts!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# SCIENCE HAS SHOWN THAT MICE ARE LACTOSE INTOLLERANT
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# This
Pleases me!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Limb burger . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# :3
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Philip
Photobucket
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Seymour Butts?
Is that a euphomism for something?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# the fear's cousin?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# the fear has no family
he was borne from the deranged mind of the gardener who gardens the garden in the gardens of hell in the belly of the foul wretches who live in the garden of the belly of the beast
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# in hell
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# London, W12 4JJ
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# in a pie
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# with a foul side salad of bile
and lettace, with peas
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# AND MASHED POTATO
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# why am i looking at your glans?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# because I'm weeing on your face?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *bathes*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Scissors cut paper . . .
paper covers rock . . . lookout below !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# your hamster has no nose
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# it does...
just not on it's face
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Flaming horses!




(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# PONYTA, I CHOOSE YOU.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Oh shit.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# pfff
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# that's all well and good (and it is - woosome and yayness)
but when I see green men and red men I expect them to fight to the death with hilarious oncequences and a frontpage!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Haha!
Yes, same here!

:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# PONYTA.
Guh, beaten.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# haha class
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Corner of trot and don't trot . . .
CAUTION: Road Apples Ahead !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I wanna know how her big hoof
is gonna press that little button!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Coming down the streeeeeeeeeeeeetch . . .
It's Flame Horse . . . by a nose . . . PRESS !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :D
Wonderful.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# sigh
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I like him :)
where do they grow?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# North Dorset
sometimes found in Wiltshire
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# is tomorrow a good time to visit?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# alas not
They go to bingo on wednesdays
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# fucksocks
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hehehe
love it
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# deliverants?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# you got real purdy mandibles
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ARG
damn my colour blindness!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Looks very tastey indeed !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Heh!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# snort
hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *Glees*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Swing yer pants...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hehe yay
Photobucket
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Double trouble Hamma . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# nice moves
and dancing umbro logo :P
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# erm
soccer?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# west ham
deris?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Rolf Harris RIP
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# No!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You lied!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Also, the 'SEE ALSO' also suggests that you were looking for online friends.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# haha
ROLFSMAYO
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
emooooo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# LOL.. I didn't notice that..
Thats google for you
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# haha
busted
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ^ this
:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I guess its my pennance for such a dirty trick
But don't you all feel better knowing he's still alive !! yay Rolf
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha aww
:P
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# SURELY NOT????
:'(

Edit: Wait. I have spotted a naughty detail. There may yet be hope!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# lolz
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You shit.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# The Riddler...?

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# haha what
could you not at least wait until he actually died?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# fucking hell... Thought that was true for a sec ...
DAMMMMMNNNN YOOOUUUU!!!

Making me go on BBC news like that...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ^ This
You twat

Give it time though...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Digereedon't . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ROFL CAN'T DIE
EVAR!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# HE AM INVEENCEBUL.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# farewell sweet prince
etc..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Oh you fucker I almost burst into tears.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# TWUNT
i had to google him then.

but Woo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Argh!
*runs to BBC site*

*runs back*

*kills TheRiddler*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# he didn't used to annoy me
now the manpig pigman annoys me...
will his animals revolt and eat him?

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Needs more fez.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# more fez and more filtar
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Needs more Buffy.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# 8/10
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Smoke cured first . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah
I hate that Jade too!
manpig pigman?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Disguise
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Duck in a fez!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# lolduckinafez
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# lolduckinafezinanape
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# lolduckinafizinanapeinapicinawebpageinacomputerinaplanetearthinasolarsysteminauniverse
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# duckinafez > *
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Its abDUCKting him
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# HAHAHAH
AWESEOM
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Bite !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# hahahh! excellent!
anyone else reminded of the thte creature in Evolution that bites that woman's hand? ("when did you get guys get a dog?")
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# That wasn't my dog . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Haha what the shit
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# oh shit..
some deep throat on that chimp..
how much for 20 minutes?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# haha what
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# A series of unfortunate blended images
Afternoon all.

This site has long been the source of many a lol for me so I thought I'd come and say hello - I bring with me this offering:


Copyright www.uknia.com/ etc etc etc, but I don't know if the promotion of fisting is what they really meant to go for with their logo :)

*scuttles off to admire new posts*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# welcome aboard new person
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# a series of words that describe most b3tans
'graceful'

lablol (not officelol)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# LINKS PLEASE, OLD BEAN
:)

'edit' ooh I see the image now!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# it's from that site sadly
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ah
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ello n00b, images you've created/altered only please
but yes, that site looks silly trousers.

Chuck in any image you've made under 50kb that aint pornish to appease the b3talords!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# oopsies!
What if I write LOL on it in big, pink letters? I thought hosting was better than hotlinking ... but ok, I shall bear this in mind. With bears. :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# yeah, that sort of thing, or a magenta cock
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ^this
"if in doubt, stick a CDC on it"
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Yes, well done for not hotlinking, but as was said
this board is for images you've created/altered only.

Welcome though.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Ok,
I have now edited it. HARHAR!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# YAY
everyone loves a good fisting
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# 'porninsh':
Someone from Pornwall.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I have a redex?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# i like
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# croeso i b3ta
tynni yn chadiar
siopa yn cath fair
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# cymraeg?
pull up a chair
shop a little cat
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Feeling alright?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# s'welsh innit
I know because i made a really half arsed attempt to study it once, what with living there for a while
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# that's more than i ever did
and i grew up there
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# heh
what's your favourite welsh word?

mine's Popty-ping
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I know, my aunty Ann spouts welsh at me.
Never mind.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ah was it your aunty you said was from llanelli?
couldn't remember if you said it was an aunty or a gran/nan. nice to briefly chat to you at the bash the other week :o)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# seckseh
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# such a show off
galla i cofio tipin fach o'r cymraeg that i learnt in school. as demonstrated by that half-arsed sentence
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Cheers!
Welsh is amazing! Half of my family are from Cardiff ... I would love to speak welsh, but unfortunately I don't currently have a cold
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 19:07, archived)
# You made this website? or just the images?
edit: It would appear NEITHER

Bad Noob
*pokes with broom*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# y mochyn yr yn y bwrth
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# the pig in the something...?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# the pig is on the table, or door.
that's mostly what i can remember

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i think i was told drws is door
though welsh varies from place to place. If i speak any welsh to a girl from work who's from north wales, she doesn't have a clue what i'm on about
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# pfffft
yeah, that cracks me up.

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Can I
keep the broom? My kitchen floor has crumbs on it
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# It's working already !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# EAT PEAS :D
Photobucket
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# /0\
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# CLAAAMPS.

CLAMPCLAMPCLAMP.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Cor!
Thass Ace!


(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# this reminds me of
"stand back while i pracise my stabbing!! Ahee! Heee!!"
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Clamp him!
What, with these clamps here on the ends of my arms, that I use for everything?!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# CLAMP THIS, CLAMP THAT
BAD-DA CLAMP BAD-DA CLAMP.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *hides nipples*
Whooop!
:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# CLAAAAAAAAAMPS
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# want me to clamp him boss! :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# haha
brilliant!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# CRAMPCRAMPCRAMP . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# fantastic.

CLAMPCLAMPCLAMPCLAMPCLAMPCLAMPCLAMPCLAMPCLAMP
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# smashing
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# :D
Excellent stuff as ever sah!

Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# CLAMPS!
lovely clamps
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# This is nice
it has clamps

I have been fucking struggling with the fucking useless shitpiss that is the firefox bookmarks editor

it is crap, stupid, and broken, and anyone that thinks it is good needs to punch themselves with concrete

I am going to go and think about kittens now
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# very woooooooooooo!
hmmm... Ive not seen an episode of futurama in about a year....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ACE!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Maybe you should give 'em the clamps, Clamps.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Clamps!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# "If you want to know what the weather's like, look out of your letterbox"
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# you daft racist
looks like it mohammered it down in wales
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Peas-ing it down
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hahahahahahhah! Spangerific!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeee!



(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# chutney crisps?
what new devilry is this?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Mmmm!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Hahah
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# mind yr embassies
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# do they do a 4;3 as well as widescreen burkha?
just wondering...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Always over cast . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
*is lost for words*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *spangs*
Ye daft bugger

:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I thought...
Sunni and Shi'ite were a 60's pop duo?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# :D
Bloody burkhas, they're so unnecessary. I've got some yiddy hijabs (tichels) but even so.

*stops banging on*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It's a ninja!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'll just park this here...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *awaits 'Barbie and Boris' image*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# underwater city? perhaps... :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# MONSTERS
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# looks like manboobs
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ok then
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# it's great
:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *sees it
pffft, yeah.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
cannot unsee
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I like this very much

thus I shall click
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# underwater city??
where? I want one!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# its almost calming
with the exception of PENDING DOOOOM by monsterous means!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# manboobs aside, however
this is quite nice.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# awesome :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Nice
I like this, especially the under-sea light effect.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Surely?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Listen for it . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# haha
that looks wicked! :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# manboob's pet!
woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# And it's deep too !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# very pretty
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# That makes me fear
It's so deep and dark and cold...aaaauuugh!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hello b3ta.

Obviously evil cats should always have lizard robot assistants.

imgblg
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I was wrong!
“FuturaStd Light” and “FuturaStd Book”?


Anyone able to help NOW?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# what.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# what.


(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# WHAAAAAT
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiiiight
gaz me your email address
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# DONE!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# mac or pc?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# PC
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# have you tried googling the correct fonts yet?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Inconceivably,
no.

I just realised I was being an idiot and so admitted that first off.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# what.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I might be able to help you
just a moment
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Yes.
I have the complete Futura family here in TT. Now to find out which files on my HDD they are...

/edit: do you still need them?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I take that as a no then
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# How unusual!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Heh ;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# But of course!
This is brilliant.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# blimey, I love that!
makes me think a bit of Invader Zim, somehow
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yeah, GIR was dancing around in my head going DO DE DO DE DO DE DO the whole time.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Also, I like this.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hello Shada.
this is a good picture.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# And keep an eye out !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# aww
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

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