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# ¡Arriba!
(Virulent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Word Art!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# everything in mexico is written in wordart, its the national font/graphic combo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# WordArt FTW!
EDIT: Get out of my head!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# who me?
I'm a lazy twunt, hehehe
¡Arriba!!!!
(Virulent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *widdles*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hell yeah!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Arrrrrriba!
PHEAR THE MEXICAN CRASH TEST DUMMY!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I know that venting machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Arf!
And you're right!
(Virulent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Word ART!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Neigh!
Yah mule, yah!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# What a magnificent beast...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :)
Nice *clicks*
(Virulent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# needs moar doahurty restraint
(deathbyfeedback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# W...
tf?
:p
(Virulent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# What a fine looking seamshorse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I'm in a shite mood
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# So is that guy apprently.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hooray for animal poo-poo!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# marmutt? i love that stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That was Mumm-Ra's dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# pfff
you know he wanted snarf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This is EXACTLY how its made
filthy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# True.
But it still tastes great.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
great salty
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# chocolate tastes great
sausages taste great
strawberries taste great

Marmite tastes like satans shit stains after a particularly hot day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# :D
Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Someone did a you last night:
www.b3ta.com/board/8480607
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

You'd have to be a real twat to do something like that...
Idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ...ClanSoul?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# The girl has ginger curly hair,
that usually sparks "ClanSoul?" remarks.
I'm not even ginger, I don't know how that one started.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# It was the neanderthals apparantly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I am utterly confused right now
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Well for some reason people usually say "ClanSoul?" if there's a picture of a curly haired ginge.
So I did it myself.

Woo to the pic, but it's just a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Grandpa?
eh, Clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# haha
i was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ^^SEE!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# HaHaHa!
That's inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a mascoot:
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Waterfowl FTW!!!
Nice paint job. Have a click.

And damn your eyes for beating me to a joke that I really now wish I'd had the inspiration to come up with.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I think "inspiration" is a smidgen generous
makes it sound like I've done something clever rather than mess about with waterfowl-based pseudo puns, but ta muchly for clickage. You still at work?
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Yes, yes I am.
And I'm bored stiff at the mo.

Though the first-year undergrads have got their projects on display today - apparently one of the people from my department's got a group doing a very cool experiment which I have to see at some point.

You've finished for the day, haven't you?

EDIT: And I'm still disturbed by the image of Oscillating Gibbon "coming into Paddington" this evening.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Aye, ran off at lunchtime
I think a quick kip then I'll hop on a train for later beverageness. Not that I'm being lazy or anything.

But before I go, here's the first one I did, for your viewing pleasure:

I can just feel the wonder and amazement pouring off you at the sheer brilliance of this.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'm not sure which is better...
...clearly a lot more effort went into this second one. I suppose it would be a bit cheeky to compo the same joke twice, though. And the photo is noticeably clearer with regards to what the joke is.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Have remixed something from late last night

so I'm shamelessly posting it again.

Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# What the fuck have "Villa de Gatineau" ever done to her !
Lazer eyed Bitch
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# i for one welcome our new bulbous flying overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahahahah, thats brill, that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# you have pleased me and my niece
this is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# subject line compo time
use your keyboard
to prevent the me-bored
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# CTUSN?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# like half a shit in a sock
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# or a shit in half a sock?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# OLYMPIC SOCK BBC SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# A RE-CAP OF THE RE-POSTS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# B3ta newsletter, now with more medical research chapters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you have no idea what its like being a lesbian
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# THAT'S ONE OF YOUR 42 DAYS TAKEN CARE OF
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *Votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *resigns "on principle"*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *sings praises of*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# asd;lkgasdg'lahnwero'gin
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Raping your inbox with genial friendliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Who says you can't polish a turd?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# me
i do
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Not for want of trying.
You should see my shammy leathers!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# is that a euphemism boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Isn't he your sidekick?
Captain Metaphor and Euphemism boy!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Now now,
let's not bring the Polish into this.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I think they're Latvians actually
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# There's trouble afoot in Canada!
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Coast of Canada only 6 ft deep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ^this
hahah, even better!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Well this trumps mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I can't claim credit
a work colleague said it yesterday and your one reminded me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# opening and closing your flap 40 times a minute
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# better than finding half a worm in your apple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER: NOT AS SHIT AS USUAL
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# also this
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/15043#post15044
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# watching nuns with cucumbers since
1978
(The Director of Directing, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# More controversial than pie or cake
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# 2 Girls 1 cup and a Panda
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# PACKED FULL OF CONVICTED TERRORISTS
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Guest Written by Dr Raj Persaud
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# WIN.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# This is full of LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# (likes)
(votes)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# IT'S A BIT SHIT THIS WEEK, I WOULDN'T BOTHER IF I WERE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# love you long time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I HOPE YOU LIKE PENISES BECAUSE GODDAMN HAVE WE GOT A LOT OF PENISES FOR YOU THIS WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# For your safety, do not look directly at b3ta after watching porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# move along. nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# agadoo doo do push pineapple shake a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hot gay porn action
now featuring a manuel
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# "Elections rigged while you wait" - Mugabe Enterprises
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Do you know where I can find some sailors?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that's the place you put your dick in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# B3TA OLYMPICS: LIKE THE REGULAR OLYMPICS BUT WITH POO AND SOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# The regular Olympics doesn't have enough poo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# putting bootees on cats so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# This fills me with glee...
=D

See? Glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# yay!
i'm all for glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# SUCKY FUCKY FUNTIME
bingo!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# TAULYWATH! YNAFRLTHA' FDA! WECN' CLUH! GTALATHETRF!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Amy winehouse - TB or not TB that is the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ^ someone needs to photoshop that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahaahah
I was trying to think of something to do for that, but then the Amy Winehouse hot air balloon appeared and I thought that was enough of her face for one day.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
Started,
Farted,
Slid and fell,
See you Friday,
Sid Waddell
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# we'll keep writing this shit
if you twats keep on reading it
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# fisting your inbox with silk-gloved loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# IT IS, IN FACT, NEITHER LETTER NOR NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# give me you money, i'll make you an icon
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# what????
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i'll stop when you tell me
unless i'm really into it
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# jobshy fuckwanglers weekly digest.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i'm going to stop now
i got a little bit over-excited
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The last bastion of web 1.0
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# THE NEWSLETTER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE VERB GAG-SACKING
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# pushing it all the way in until you can feel it in your tummy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# DURANGO SOAPDISH TRAUMA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# WE WILL KEEP USING CAPS LOCK AS LONG AS WE FUCKING WANT TO
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Kicking down your inbox like a Zanu-PF door to door election campaign
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# not voting for us? you won't be needing those hands then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# HOORAY FOR YOU! HOORAY FOR ALL OF US!
...which is what Joel said at the end of his newsletter today, and it was nice. It made my morning good.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I'm tired

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# We like it how the vains on your manly bit are fork-shaped
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# HEY, NME! STEAL THIS!
(__, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER: BESIDES, WHEN HAS THAT EVER MATTERED?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Goatse has a webcam? Look, he's doing his laundry!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Fox's Bisc-wits anyone?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Bisquits!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# mmm
could handle one of those Fox's chocolate biscuits right now..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I'd kill for a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer right now!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Teh Tunnocks
is a giant amongst biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I'm partial to a bit of chocolate hobnob
drools
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# ^this
i'm going to buy chocolate now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Yay to Panda Tree stump fucking!

and in other news: www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1032&Itemid=59
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# lol.. someone should animate that !
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I recognise that panda...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# And here he is again...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# And here's his son...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Dirty boy...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Vampire pandas...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# it would appear that you win at pandas.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hooray!
That's one for my CV...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Insane...
Who has seen Valentino Rossi's helmet?

(fnar fnar)

His new one..?
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# haha
TERROR BONGOS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
SERIOUS LOLLAGE
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Cock Robin part 2


previously



(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# its a poem
you have to read the previously first really
www.rhymes.org.uk/who_killed_cock_robin.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Poor Cock Robin :C
Why did they fanny about so much, though? I mean, the Sparrow confessed to the murder right at the start. The rest of the poem should've been the speedy capturing, trial and subsequent punishment of the Sparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# The sparrah got away with it!
Is this poem going to start off at just 50 pence per issue and soon building into this fantastic collcetion!

Usual price £45.89
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# well birds famously have developed lavish funeral ceremonies but have yet to form a cogent judicial structure
its all going to be in my new book
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# this has no where near
enough Woo and Yay!

*edit* i mean more people need to woo and yay it, t]not that the picture is lacking, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I'm not saying he's mad, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ...but you are actually saying he's mad, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Well...
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Poor people are mad
He's eccentric
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ...some of his best friends are mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# syphilis has rotted his brain and turned him mad
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] too subtle?
(felders, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# CTUSN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Not really all that subtle, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ctusn?
have some woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'll play my ris card now Bob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# as subtle as a big neon sign that says "I'M NOT VERY SUBTLE"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# it's about penises, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# yeah baby
huge big throbbing ones
(felders, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Nice elbow...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# CTUSN?
I don't get it
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# CTUSN?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I didn't mean to
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# O _ o
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# at least
I didn't make a headache inducing colorflip image
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I remember Candy Flip
they were arse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# you've been violated, sullied and outraged all in one go
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Uh-Oh...
www.b3ta.com/board/7604126
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh come on
be a cheery chap

else I'll delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I don't mind your post
Like I said back then, I just don't want to see it turned into some pathetic b3ta meme like the quo.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# understood.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *puts photoshop away*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# You've been rimming a chimp for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Sorry Prodge...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# can you take my tag of the picture, as I didn't make that...ta.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# It's a fake!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha.. dirty socks..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahahah
argh :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# That bad
you bad

but woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haha what
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# O.-
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# TJ
Would anyone on /board interested in playing 5-a-side football once a week please Gaz me their email and availability

carry on

edit: In THAT London

edit: IN ZONE1
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# where?
edit: where in that London?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# what, via the /board?
*kicks ball three spaces forward and one space left*

/kickoff board game blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *bishops*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# meh...
*goalhangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Skully rush!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ooh
naughty sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# That must be a lookalike
Sock wouldn't do that.
He just wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# probably his deviant of a twin brother


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# "Sick"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# he was young
and needed the money
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
#

For the ill informed.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# This is TRUTH!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# what is Quick-whaa?
is it like Connect 4?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Quickt-time events?

also, not worth its own thread, the BBC missed a trick with the headline, but I bet the Daily Mail has it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# PRESS UP TO UNDERSTAND QUICK TIME EVENTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# As in God of War
I quite like those, the variation in analogue stick rotations and button hammering works quite well I thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# the bits where you have very limited control over the character
major critisim of the later tomb raiders.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# gah!
those!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# like a rhythm game without the rhythm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Isn't that when you bang her at certian times of the month and hope?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# no
it's when you play her boobs like bongos.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Is amaizng how many women will slap you if you try that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# ask first!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# In the old days it was called SIMON
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# <3's
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# YES YES YES!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# PRESS X TO REPLY TO THIS COMIC
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# sorry, you did not respond in time, your last ten posts have been deleted.
continue/ quit ?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *mashes X button*
waits for a bit





*mashes triangle*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# was the little compooter game too hard for woo?
never mind maybe we can find you a bouncy ball to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I just looked up quick time events on wiki...
..but I'm still not clear... is it like in Resident Evil 4 when you have to dodge the boulders? If so I agree it's annoying.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I liked quick time events back when I actually played on consoles, actually.
But then again the only one I remember was Shenmue on the Dreamcast. And that game was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Shenmue is awesome.
*races forklifts*
*looks for sailors*
*plays hang-on*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# :D
DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOME THTHAAILORS
*buys drink from vending machine*
*smashes drink into face*
AHH. GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# "Ahh! Sailors like to hang out in bars, maybe! HAHA"
"Hmm, sailors like to hang out in bars"
*DING DING*
(note: sailors like to hang out in bars)

I do actually like shenmue though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# The only time I've ever noticed it really is in RE4...
don't play heaps of games though. I think there might have been a few cases of it in Twilight Princess.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Death by controller
it ain't pretty. :)
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# YES!
GO PIP!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# My friend Jon here, was all like "Oooh, it's ClanSoul!"
So I am saying Hi on his behalf

lol

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# How does he know me!?
*fears*
Hi Jon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# His notoriety runs deep....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Is that an 'oooh!' as if he has just seen a celebrity
or 'oooh!' as if he has just seen an open wound?

I hope the former :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# CELEBRITY OPEN WOUND: A CHANNEL 5 SPECIAL
this week: Mick Hucknall's Gaping Arsewound
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# "I used to store bricks in it back when I was a masonry worker,
but since I've joined the music industry it's just become a nuisance."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# "Its claim to fame was *goatse joke*"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Fair enough
In the PSP game Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow, they have these every now and then when you have to open a door or turn a wheel or connect a crane hook to something. You have to press a certain sequence of buttons or mash a particular one. They usually only last about 2 or 3 seconds.

Is that a Quick Time Event or are they something more annoying?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# very close
Thinking of Uncharted, you could be walking along a balcony, when suddenly it switches to something like a cutsequence, showing the balcony crumbling. A button symbol will appear on screenwhen you least expect it, and you have to press it. If you get it even SLIGHTLY wrong, you fall to your death and have to do the WHOLE FUCKING THING AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# As a game developer...
...I agree to a point. Badly done QTE will ruin an otherwise decent game (Fahrenheit I'm looking at you here)

Done well, they're a decent way of letting the player do some spectacular set piece type stuff that would be otherwise left to an uncontrollable cutscene. At least they're a bit interactive.

Serious post over! :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Bollocks.
A fixed camera or fist person view are infinitely better than QTEs.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I thought it worked ok in Resi 4
It adds a touch of variety to the gameplay.
Overuse is a bad thing but that can be said for everything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# There's plenty of stuff...
...a fixed camera and/or first person camera would be rubbish for. Have a go at God of War, check out the boss fights. That's just the first example that springs to mind.

Like I said, we could replace all that with cutscenes if you wanted. The games would suffer for it though...
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Your website doesn't work. I want to see what games you were part of.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ahh...
...well, I worked on:

Airblade
Burnout 1&2
Brave
F1 2006

Currently working on Killzone 2 in sunny Amsterdam, yay :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# i like burnout.
air blade i haven't played but it reminds me off HyperBlade. anyone else play that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Burnout 2 = win!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It's a GAME, not a movie!!!
If you can't fit your epic scene-setting in without sacrificing gameplay then ditch it!
Shadow of the Colossus managed it, and that was a low-budget title!
QTEs are a tool of the lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# why can't a game have movie like bits?
It's your narrow minded approach to the genre that is holding this country back!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# 'Movie Like Bits' are CUTSCENES.
QTEs take the skills that the player has picked up over the game, sh*ts all over them and then hinges success/failure on a series of random button presses, completely unrelated to the regular control method.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# but for an epic set piece that last maybe five seconds is it worth going to cutscene?
it makes sense to me to have it remain in 'camera' and involve the player in some way, rather than make people suddenly feel that the character is out of their hands
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# There’s no reason a game should stop or deviate from its regular control method for such an event.
They managed it in the 16-bit era!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# i have to disagree.
i only really play rpgs from the late 90s so i don't really come up against these that often but if they're used well i don't see the problem. i like my games cinematic if they're not isometric
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'm not against a cinematic atmosphere.
I'm against designers using a crap way of presenting it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Alas...
...I think we'll have to agree to disagree on this one. SotC only really has the one gameplay mechanic, and I found it terribly dull albeit pretty. I'm not really sure it was all that low-budget either, but I might be wrong!

All I'd say to finish up is that enough people enjoy well done QTE in games like God of War that I don't think they can all be wrong. Badly done ones that result in instant death or game breakage, yeah, they suck. But badly done anything sucks.

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'd like to see a fist person view.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# YAY!
fist person view! Like they used for Star Wars: Revenge of the Fist?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Fahrenheit was really wierd...
...on one side of the coin, it was genius, but at other times, there were some SERIOUS flaws.. (yes the QTE shit). Heres hoping hte next one due out in a while fixes that crap
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I actually like quick-time events
They help to create a more cinematic experience. And they're certainly preferable to completely non-interactive cut scenes.
(Tarhun, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Why I never got into guitar hero
One long fucking quicktime event..

Maybe my bitterness set in with "Dragons Lair"
Promised so much yet failed so bady.

Cost a quid a fucking go too
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah....
But Dragon's Lair had Princess Daphne.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
#
Or as I like to call them... Context sensitive sequences.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Go for GOLD!
With Liz & Phil

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# PWHOAR!! URGH!!
would, wouldn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# and their pacemakers...


seamslol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# office lol
damn!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# She'll sail away with that race
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha, this really should be the case.
Right you 'orrible lot, I'm off to tidy and make a steaky dinner for my chap. Have wonderful weekends and remember you're all cutie bunnywunnies.

:D

(see you soon, Doctor. *hug*)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Even me?
Are you BLIND, woman?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# gosh you're a good lady-husband.
I've been planning a steak-stew dinner for my flatmate this week since we're meant to get drunk tonight, and instead he tells me today that he's buggering off to see his bird instead.

The cunt.

It's all because I'll be away with my ladychum for flatmate's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Sooooo....
There's spare steakness at yours tonight?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'm not cute...
...when I'm lying down.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Where's OUR steaky dinner?
Fine, lager for dinner again for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# mm baked lager
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Being British
is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# boiled
with cabbage and lard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha MA'AM!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# this is the most marvellous gnopsage ever created
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Well that's your chance of a new years honour done for
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Oh yes.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *steals idea*

Click for bigger

Sorry Archie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ha! Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pffft
:D

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hello nutz
woooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# YOU CLAMPED MY VAN!!!
YO CRAZY FO'!!
YO GONNA MEET MY FRRIEND PPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# QUIT YO' JIBBER JABBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I used to spam this in a multiplayer online shooter which I played as "BA"
people got so annoyed with me, it was incredible!
Then I changed my name and started spamming "YOU GOT KEBABED!!" Even more annoyance!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# heheh
it's just possible i'd have choked you to death ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Never air your ideas on /board!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahah I love his expression!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahaah
crop it down, send a copy to the FP and another to Nuts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ^this^
maybe we should resize the fp to be more compatible with nuts*


*may contain traces of sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oh if you insist... ;)
But to be honest if I didn't get an FP with my escher brian blessed pic I don't know what I have to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Travesty!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oh well, better late than never!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# yay for teh T
www.totalleh.com - click to visit
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head.

Cfb
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# 8 walnuts on a turban made of lettuce?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# This ^
* resting on a very big Water Melon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Walnuts?
I thought they were elastic band balls
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hehehe
@:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# RIS
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the future - i've tasted it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# raawr! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# "Ah...I don't think we need to do a drugs test on you"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# olympic man seems to have a peepee problem
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# nope
that's on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# It sums up everything about the olympics for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Why, mofaha, your images have gotten much w-
OH! Hello :D

:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# He knows I'm only messing!*
*I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ok when where all back on phpbb b3ta
it's gunna be your fault!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Does Prodg have a monopoly?

..hopefully he'll take it as a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# punk socker!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# why is there a cursor in his hair?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# silly kebab
that is an eye peircing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Now say WOO and click
OK
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It's a piercing you fucker!
(but looking at it now, it does look a bit shit)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yeah I saw the second one after I posted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I wish I was a punk socker
with a cursor in my hair
and a fraudulent PR campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ^ What they said ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Oh I wish I was a punk rock sock
with cursors in my hair
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
cursors mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Never mind the Bollsocks!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Never mind the
?

:D woo! Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ...Bollos?
I bought series 3 on DVD for my girlfriend's birthday today, but secretly, I bought it for myself too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Look at the t shirt you made him!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# why do you want that series in your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ^This
Series 2 > Series 1 > Series 3 of The League of Gentlemen* > Series 3

* Series 1 of LoG > Series 2 of LoG > Everything else > Series 3 of LoG.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i understand every word here but put together they confuse me :/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# yeah that makes much more sense. and is also accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# try
"&gt;"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Cheers :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *grabs by ear*
GREATER THAN!!!! GREATER!!!
*falls around in fits of frustration at badly perpetuated mathematics* next this will be = the same as sign. &Delta will be "triangle" &infin will be the sleepy eight!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# WHATEVER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I agree it is a poor effort compared to series 1
but I didn't see every episode, and I couldn't have gotten away with buying her the Peep Show DVD, because she hates it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Is she insane?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Mildy cretinous
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Peep Show is one of the best things on telly.
I'm coming back for you, Mark. And your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I know, and the new DVD is out at last
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I shall borrow the others from my girlfriend.
And then I'll buy her the latest one :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# you didn't make him suck you off did you superhans
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# never mind the bollos?
woo to teh boosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# haha :)

Scores from list
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# You can have him. He wants to be a part of the London sock-community
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# saved :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# R.I.P


And yes, I will be pearoasting this when Arnie dies...
(DrDerekDoctors, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Is the forth image of the b3ta fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Micto in the fourth...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *sniff*
t'was a sad day...

woo pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# but remember when arnie dies they will be showing "Junior" or "Kindergarten fuckwit arsewipe cop"
Not any of his half decent films
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Nothing wrong with
Kindergarten Cop!

(Juniors shit admittedly)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Your so right
I love the all action bit at the end when his partner gets hit by the baddies mum in a car. then there's that great bit where the weazel bites someone
that was so well edited.
Not
Next you'll be saying predator was his best film
hides awaiting shit storm
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# no...
"predator was his THE best film" EVER
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Better than "the blues brothers"?
I really don't think so!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Better than that.
Better than life itself infact.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# i quite liked junior
it was so stupid, it was laughable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Haha!
Quality. It's what he would've wanted.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] All sports considered
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# is that what Mr T looks like in negative?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# seen through a filter of boiled ham
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Mr T, negative? never...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Is it wrong that I just wished Mr. T. would become paralysed
all so I could get in a 'T-Immobile' gag here on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# He is often paralysed by his fear of flying
and poisoned milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I'm drinking poisoned milk at the moment
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# tenuous, but workable ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# you could always shop a pic of his car clamped
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Doesn't he drive a tank?
He's got one in that advert for Marathon
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yes
but have something about t-mobile anyway
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# don't have an immobile yet
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# i love this one
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# this is giggle worthy material
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I think we are introducing darts
Host countries get to throw in a couple of events.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# SPPPPPPAAANNNNGGGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# haha yes!!
bwobbeh dworge
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# JLO aint fooled by the Rocks that Bobbys got..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

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