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# The New Sim Game!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# None of those look remotely Muslim.
You can has fail.


EDIT: QUITE GOOD FONT-AGE THOUGH
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# The one second from the left is Rikku from Final Fantasy X though.
Which means you shall retract that fail or I will personally vivisect your womb for you.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I'd like to see you try.
Off for lunchies, byeee x
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Well you won't be able to as you'll be under general anesthetic.
Or possibly I'll just tie you down and hit you until you pass out.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# True
but making CG cel-shaded Burkhas is beyond me.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# muslims dont eat pepperoni pizza
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# they dont?
Then how do they keep the numbers of pepperoni trees to an acceptable level in Islamic countries? We all know they can't be chopped down by conventional means
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# a grazing herd of ferocious anteaters on tricycles.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# But when the ferocious anteaters on tricycles become too much,
then what do they do?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Eat them
Anteater is technically allowed.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# HAL
AL
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It's a more moderate liberal Muslim
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# they have substitute beef sausages
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Is that pizza halal?
peperoni is pork..


ignorance must be bliss
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I appear to be having an argy-bargy with a brown person.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# looks like a chum-a-licious dance-off to me.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Ah, the glass is half full for you.
How lovely.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# yes
sadly it's the glass from 2girls1cup, so I'm still not drinking.

How's you, Cap'n?
At some point over lunch the fact that me and the missus and my sister are off to see Hulk this week made me think of pirates, and therefore your good self. Keeping well? Watched the Hulk yet?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# No, although Bedlam's told me to so I will at some point.
I've got antimoney at the moment though, so I'm pretty much under house arrest.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# You also look like the gayest pirate ever.
The kind which wouldn't even endear children.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# watch out for yr embassy
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# did you change anything except the text?
and the little bomb icon?

Is this a cunning attempt to remind us that the adherants of any faith do not necessarily have to be immediately identifiable, and that the vast majority of muslims shouldn't be tarred with the same brush as their insane fundamentalist namesakes, or were you just nearly as lazy as me?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I'd like to say A
but it was sooo B
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# The version of this image that I shopped falls into category C
"Too little time, patience, skill, intellect and idea-having, so it never even got started."

My collection of category C images is now over 200,000 strong.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ^


all Catholics aren't in the IRA
all Protestants aren't in the UDA
allmost Chinese aren't Ninjas
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
"all Catholics aren't in the IRA".

Ha.

the ideas these kids have.
The IRA is entirely Jewish, it's an attempt to slander peaceful Catholics by those evil Chosen of Israel. I know cos my gran told me, and she's both Jewish AND mental, so she should know.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Or that Muslims with bombs are EVERYWHERE.
That rasta, he could have a bomb under his hat.
Or the pirate!
OR THE CHEF!

ALL OF THEM, EVIL!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# whut?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Burqaburqaburqa
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
#


Click for bigger (75kb)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I am loving that bee thing.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yay.. beeezzzz

* Is that thing at the top some kind of musical instrument?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# it's a huge spunking japs eye!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# relentlessly good
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# in the bottom left, the flaming and dripping insect thing:
ITS BRILLIANT!

Love teh whole pic too :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hallo line-drawn chaps
how you be?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Your head is a frightening place...
but I like it.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# its
just waiting to be coloured, in black - BLACK!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] unproductive day in the office
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# go to the Doctor, straight away.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
#
go to the Doctor school, straight away.
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Clearly.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Will there be someone with a big red pen?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# +is
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Willis?
I'm talking about GRAMMAR, yo.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# * Needs more Megenta

(and trees)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# (and spellings)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# here, you need this: '
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# you can keep it
really.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# And Scotland...
...is the bell end?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I see two possible explanations for this picture.
Either you have a better imagination than I do, or you need to go see a doctor. :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Handcock
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Arf!
Dirty bugger.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hehe
I just liquified the corners of his mouth in for a more aggresive wank face.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
#
in for a more aggresive wank face. with my double-action porridge gun
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# and that
yes
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I could
have put a childs playground in the reflection.... ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# he likes 'em fresh
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# right thats it
i'm doing it
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I'd be doing it too
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hehe!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# haha
what a wanker lol
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
#
lol rofl lmaonnaise
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I choose you FACE
FACE used SPLASH


it wasn't very effective
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Me am an Squirtle?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# fail.
You am MAGIKARP.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# JERU used SHADDUP
SHADDUP your FACE

Itsa not so bad,
Itsa nice a place,
You lose consciousness.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# CRITICAL HIT!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# If I'm not a critical hit, then I don't know what is.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :D
let's bring 'critical' back, awesome slangage
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Or the even better 'Crippical'.

/Really obscure reference to the Fifth Element PC game
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Mario's accent comes out.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Nice
I was thinking of doing a pic of Hancock with cocks for hands, but i thought that pesky Mustafa Bindun chap already shopped it.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# yeh
its kinda obvious, but i went ahead anyhoo.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Wood
Reckon he wood too, guess he's too shy...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Richard Blackwood?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ahahah
yeh was thinking that on my way to work.
please...it has to be done.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Not by me I'm afraid.
I need to go out in a minute and something this sweet deserves some care and attention.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# very true
i shall get to work soon. ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# will smith is a cock
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I saw America's Richard Blackwood on telly the other day
and he looked like an AIDS weed.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Ahahaha
hhahah. lmao.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Was that on This Morning?
He did not come off well.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It was on something last night.
Anyway, he's not a Scientologist.
Oh no. No way.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# TJ: And in other news...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Possibly not.

Noonings, all.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ahahaha
they are asking for it
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# despite showing a huge picture of cock
"This meant that just as it was time for a fag break, the only letters in place rudely spelt out c**k providing plenty of giggles for the labourers."

it's nice of the sun to protect its readers from such profanity
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# First 'stenders, now 'Corrie' what is it with soapstars 'n' warzones?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I don't know what is it with soap stars and warzones?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# gravy
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# i haven't a clue...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# lol
this guys face looks well funny
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# played paintball against a team with him it once
and yes, i did shoot him it the nadsac.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Now there's a Wanker if I ever saw one!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hhmmmmm.... as they seem to like it so much.,..
why dont they dump two complete casts (say corrie and 'enders) on an island. give each member a random weapon and let them "Battle Royale" it out. now THAT would be reality TV I would watch
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I'll have £100 on Pat Butcher to win
Zut alors!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I think we should drop all the Neighbours in on it.
Mrs Mangle would win without a doubt
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# He beats Ross Kemp hands down.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha
I would definately watch that.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Where's Dean Gaffney?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# here
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Hello :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha
OH HAI DEAN GAFFNEY.
THAR YOU IS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Always waiting...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# can we have Benny from Crossroads at the Battle of Jutland next?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
#

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *sniff*
printer hate, that tragic tragic story!

EDIT: Sorry TJ.
Still ahven't reistalled PC so no scanner but the Nuts images this week:

Joe Scaramanga - Albert Brown. World hide and Seek Champion.
Other credit go to GTA and foldsfive. I think ther is one uncredited b3ta one though.
The other images are: Colour Blindness Awreness Centre, President Evil and Pubbuteo.
I'd be interest to hear who the uncredited personage was.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# president evil was ninj
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Ah.
Cheers
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# reinstalled pc?
don't tell me a windows box died and you had to reinstall...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I did just reistall me window box actually
I reinstalled it with radishes:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Radishes?
*googles* Nope not an obvious linux distro.
Windows is rubbish
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Maybe in a linux bistro though.
I have no problem with Window. It serves a function. Or are you trying to get the geek chiche vote?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I only just got the joke sad isn't it?
Windows serves a function, sure, I'm sure hemorrhoids have a purpose too. I just find that linux works how I want it to, and if it doesn't I can make it so in a couple of minutes. I run linux, therefore I get laid about as often as I have to reboot my computer.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# jesus titty fucking christ kebab you're a retard sometimes
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# thanks for being on top of this Riverghost
If it werent for you....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah, well, he's not infallible, you can't trust him... ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *nipple twists*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Did I say infallible?
I meant inflatable...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# pubbuteo is a b3ta one as well....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# They all are.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha

* This always happens to me too!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Yay
Did i miss the ghostie story conclusion? Is this a sign all is back to normal?

Not seen any scarlet boobies lately, mister Jack...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Do not offend the printer.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# or you'll end up with a printer like the one in "office space"
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
So true
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Always!
How are you today JJ?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# get a better printer
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Pffft! True.
I've always thought that if one day they were to make a film of my life (I hope they don't as it would be boring),
then the final apocalyptic battle scene would be fought between myself and a photocopier hitler brandishing an
umbrella held carelessly at eye-height.

Just a thought.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Photocopier Hitler?
they're coming thick and fast today
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I just saw that now
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Or
When you need something really quickly.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I bought a 10 pack of t-shirt transfer paper the other day
and my printer destroyed seven of the sheets :( They defintely know.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
awesome awesome awesome =]
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ORTHUM ORTHUM ORTHUM
Hello you :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# =]
HI
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# YOU'RE USING HTML
SO AM I
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha,
yup, I get that all the time too :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# This is so true
This just happened to me about 5 minutes ago
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# were you trying to print this cartoon?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# No
I was trying to print one of my own cartoons
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# talking printer :o
one day they will rule the world.

[Nice one JJ]
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Printer power.
Art tried to print up his dirty "cheesecake" picture of Kat for nerfarious purposes, but the magical talking printer dished out justice...

Nice one, JJ.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Cillit Gang...
BANG!

And the Homies are gone!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Proper gear needed
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# but their still there!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# bang and the idiocy is gone!
Whats with the middle one? he looks a bit speshul.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# he's like an Ecuadorian Madame Blavatsky
please don't ask me to explain
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It's called something different here
It's called "EASY OFF BAM!" some twat shouts the add which ends "BAM!! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I am no longer a nooob!
Its my 1 week b3ta day, and im rid of that L-plate! Makes it a lot harder to see me in the masses of posts though :-/

Have a lovely old time pic of everyones fave black Hitler.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# he looks almost untyrannical
let's buy him a pie
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# tyranny pie and mash?
Talking of lunch I should win the DTH lunch of the day!
I had lebanese: with marinated liver, lamb sausages, vegie and nut roast rice, roated vegies, bean salad and a parsley, tomato and onion thingy!
It was scrummy yumsious!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# no, it's all gone.
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I had a boiled sweet
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *chastises*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# phwoar
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# a deep filled oppostion pie?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ransacked cottage pie?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
Eew
hat2nx[1]
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# yay democracy!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# waking up and seeing the front page of the paper the last couple of mornings has really put me off my breakfast
i cannot believe that nobody is doing a fucking thing about it all
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Superb!
You could always donate to the lovely b3ta and get an icon.
To make it stand out you can make hats for them too.
I have no talent and therefore no cock-hat :¬(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I would make you a hat which looked like
jizz. but i have no talent either
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Should be doable... give me a sec...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ewww
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# haha!~
Captain Spunkaphobe.
Good morrow fine lady.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hello my pretty little kitty
How are you?

edit: ciggy time!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Waits.......
Oh and Welcome to b3ta NON-NOOB
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# That's a lovely thought
but I don't even know how to put them on. mmmnnnggg.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you upload it and then put it in yo' coding.
when replying.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# that's filthy
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# BINDUN
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# haha
nice.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Haha
Thass ase thay is
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Well if he smoke s pipe, he MUST be a good bloke
Lets keep him in power!



(like anyone has a choice in the matter)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I find, with an icon I can find myself even in the thickest fog!
WOo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# haha
nice one
Nice one indeed
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Yays!


'ningles all.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# norman?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Well he is a man of wisdom!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Aye... In my day it were all fields
These days 's all fields full of the bodies of my opposition... bloomin' marvellous.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# haha!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Call me an arse, but....
does anyone get that ebagum (eh, bah gum!) is Mugabe spelt backwards? Thats probably the main 'joke' of this pic. Ive always found that discovery to be amusing.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You must realise that we're all a bit evian here...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# You're an arse
..and yes, we got it. (At least I did)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You're an arse but.
Like a head but, different...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha, nicely done!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Eeek!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Oh how cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
*grabs and puts in playpen*

He mine now, yes? Captain keeps him?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Go to Spain
It's lovely

/Spain Marketing Board
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ^this
/Spain Marketing Reinforcement Board
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# No thank you.
It is apparently hot, and I don't like hot.

Plus the last photo of spaniards I saw they were in blackface taking the righteous out of Lewis Hamilton.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Would you wear this? From Prof Under Cover's quote yesterday
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# as long as Jesus give us everything we want, we'll love him
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Somethings telling you to wake up and salute
the dangers of obedience and the violence of truth
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# your wish is my command
opps, my mistake, wrong fairy tale
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Are you asking me as a Christian or as a wanker?
I know I'm both.

Hmmm. I'm not sure, probably when I was feeling rambunctious.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# You're not a wanker!
Well - you most probably are, but not in the bad way.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# No, I am, love. Promise.
Total cockend, 90% of the time. I don't mind, everyone else is as well.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'm not.
I'm marvellous.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Have you ever seen girls wanking?
So am I.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Only on video when Mrs Strokes is out
so do mi
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yes please.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Noons Cap'n
Dint think you was a christian. sos if that comes out as offensive, not intended to be
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Wasn't born one, converted a few years ago.
I'm not offended, I don't really give a shit either way.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I am
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# pff
go to Galicia or Asturias, nice up there
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Still hot?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# it's like Wales
but with not so many Welsh and more shops with things in

plus, you can see the anal pear in the Museum of Torture in Santillana del Mar
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Museum of Torture?
Hello, is that Lunn Poly?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It IS hot, yes
Barcelona, the jewel of the mediterranean, should be seen by everyone before they die. :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I don't like hot
it's not good for me, I faint. Plus I'm not one of these people hell-bent on skin cancer. I love Gaudi's architecture, but I'd be flopping all over it.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# woah thats quite scarey!
'ning and woo
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# wow
terrifying, needs an equally aggressive lettuce
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# rabtor?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Juddering fuck.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
I'd love to see what happens with THOSE at a petting zoo :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Arrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh
That's ace! :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# woosome and gruesome at the same time
Minor threadjack:
Anyone got any ideas for my supper?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# eat it?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# that's what I was thinking too, old bean.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# kebab, perchance?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# that would require a long walk to the kebab shop
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You've got until suppertime
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Soup.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# kebab soup!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# keboup!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Sobab!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Welsh rarebit
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I can't tell the difference between that and scrambled eggs.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Cheddar and mustard aigrettes
green salad and redcurrant jelly.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# crap that's complicated
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Nope - very very easy...
Buy some taters (what's taters?), some cheese, some mustard, some french loaf, flour, eggies.

parboil the taters, mash them, but not too much, grate loads of cheese into the taters, crack an egg in there too. Plop a big dob of mustard in. Mix it all up.

Now the fun bit - put some flour on your hands and then take clumps of your mixture and form it into patties. Take your french loaf and blitz it in a blender. Dip the patties in some raw egg then breadcrumbs. Put 'em on a plate in the fridge till you're ready to eat.

Take em out the fridge and put them in an oven on Gas 5 for 20 minutes. LOVELY! :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Am I getting sold a dud here?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Certainly not
they sound delicious.
I was laughing at the Delia-esque sounding method.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# not enought irritating pauses to swallow drool
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I drink less than Delia
and support a decent football team :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# My mum is gunna kill me if I make that much of a mess in her kitchen
but thanks for the recipe
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hot jamaican bbq/jerk chicken, corn on the cob and sweet potato mash
that's what i made last night, nom nom nom
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# bbq/jerk chicken?
You spunked on a chicken?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# yeah, and i have hot chilli and ginger gravy spooge
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Chuck another shrimp on the b*gets hit in the head by a can of XXXX*
Fine, have a bacon sandwich then
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# About all that xxxx is good for
I can't stand prawns/shrimp/other assorted seafood.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# You're totally in the wrong place.
Kookabura. Eat one of them. Or a big spider.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I am not in someone elses bed right now
I am aware I am in the wrong place. I just don't like seafood.

Kookies are too nice to eat, they can be really tame. I'd rather eat an emu. An emu pinched my ham and cheese sandwich when I was little. I don't like emus.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Good god...
...he'll have yer ankle, the little shit. *clicks* nervously...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# that animal...
looks so wrong, yet so right! Why dont they exist? I wants one!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Oh my gard!
kill eeeet!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# They always knew it was there. But what did it mean?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Eee :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# DIPLODOCUS CERVIX AHEAD
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# upside-down w, backwards p, f, sort of a ng
?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# mnngg pff
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Leave yourself alone and say it again.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# figleytobis
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Only if you actually bring the syrup this time.
Last time it was horrible, all bitter.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I thought this.
o_-
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Futhark ftw.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# told you nobody missed me
=(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# who?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *bawls*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Dixon?
we always miss him


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# The cunts.
You get em.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *sharpens killing spork*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Well, I vaguely thought it...
can't believe you know the whole alphabet in it.

WOWIES
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I had to remind myself a little
it's been years since I dated the Viking obsessive.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'm strangely jealous
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Don't be
while he was pretty (in a David Coverdale circa 1987 sort of way) he was possibly the biggest knob I've ever met.

Conversely, his actual knob...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *sniggers*
You call that pretty?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# It's hard to describe.
Not exactly.

Having looked back on old pictures, I can confirm I was rosetinting it all somewhat.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ahh
Was he an older chap by any chance?

Rosetinting seems to occur with those.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# He was, they always are with me.
Love my older chaps.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Not that I've much experience in the field
but likewise.

Older chaps are just so much more appealing.
*sigh*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# GODMODE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *looks impressive*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Best cheat ever.
Now I don't even exist!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# are there any eggs near by
that when they hatch, a little rob jumps out and attaches himself to your face? :D

Lovely pic!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# errrm....


:O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# my god it's full of.... bargains
bargains low grade rubbish

*relurks*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# its not that bad!
:(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# its just mind piss
a lunchtime quickie thats all, nothing to RIS about
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *turns the brightness on monitor back down*
Okaaay then!

:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
#
I think it was left as a warning to those that arrived after.. on the other side theres probably a CDC :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# or worse!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Choose panelling
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Nice Sig :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffft hahaHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Proper office lollerage there.

CLICK!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It's such an old fashioned word
I wasn't sure anyone would get it!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha
WOo!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ta for woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I tell you what
have a fricking yay too!

*gives*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Haha, you bellend
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Haha! My favourite insult!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Haha nice :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# A little while ago
I had to explain what a 'bellend' is to my mum.

Was laughing so hard that it took me about 20 minutes to get the point across.
She promised me she'd call her friend Rob one...still owes me that.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# What a fucking bellend
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# And you are sure you're her daughter?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Haha
We just help each other cross the generation barriers.

Like she told me what a Quim is.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Have you not watched Bottom?
HAVEN'T YOU?!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I have a bit
but my knowledge of british comedy is somewhat limited.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# pfft
You should have used illistrations.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Why does that wall have soooo many switches on it?
Also: pehehe.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Meant to be an 'uplifting' experience apparently...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# cocktastic
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# robococks?
nice work:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# HAHAHAH,
That is such a brilliant pic :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Is that a blowtorch?
& coool :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Nope, not veiny enough to be the Ann Summers one, anyway.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ah... My knowledge of Prosthetic Phalluses is distinctly lacking...
I'll have to go get a "Spotters Guide to Robococks" and read up on it
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# good stuff
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Super job!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i accidentally said this once
to a class full of children.

Worst.... geography lesson.... evar
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
....ooops! :-)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# exactly
forgot to add this to the accidental innuendo qotw
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# LOL..ah it was only a matter of time.
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Silver cocks
Woo
Noon board
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Nick!
*jumps and waves*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Cocks!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Quality work! :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Cheers...
...Barb! Are you alright pal?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Fair to middlin'
Busy at work today, so no pics (yet!)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Zebra on centre court - Wimbledon 1997.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# lovely zebra
can i ride it?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# only the black bits
the white bits are reserved for Ken Hom
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ebony and ivorly?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# what do say?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# lacist
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# riceist
Ken Hom is people too!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# They're black n' white
To create a breeze over their skin.

The black absorbs sunlight and gets warm, see, and the white reflects it, remaining cool, and thus the two together creates a lovely breeze over them, cooling them in the hot Bristol zoo.

It also helps keep them camoflage from the zoo keeper.

Sometimes he comes out to feed them, and thinks they've disappeared!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Just don't cross 'em!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# That's no moon.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# c'est un lemon avec gangrene
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
*limes*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ok, perhaps I shouldn't have posted that :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# you've done it now!!
:S
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *fears impending bandwagon*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :D
My inspiration!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# someone told him they'd meet him at tennish
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# spang
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# lol
v good
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Dear gods.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# that shouldnt be aloud
i mean,he could actually put tim henman off and make him play bad :P
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hooray for stripey horses...!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] couldnt be arsed linking the donuts
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# must...finish...cheese
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I'll do it then!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# So here's what I dreamt about last night - that ever-famous gameshow ...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I dreamt about Paddy Considine last night, specifically Dead Mans Shoes. The whole film.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I dreamt about Tina Mumford the daughter
of our church's previous organist . . .


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Was it a massive swelling organ?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Full of spunk?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# no, it's a fairly non-descript Victorian
it's a fairly non-descript Victoriandual-manual . . .


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Nice. Do you pump it with your feet or hands?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# neither, it's electric
it's electric

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Can I watch?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Sure!
TLH plays on it every Sunday 11am . . . but not next Sunday because it's the fifth Sunday in the month . . .


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i just dreamed about windy stairs...
lots of them
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# What a great movie!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Don't tell him about the elephant.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# a gameshow made for brucies chin to host!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# If this gameshow involves killing Jimmy Hill to harvest his chin, then I can financially back you to make this dream a reality.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Erm ...
Yes! Yes it is!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Beware the Tree Horse, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Kill it with fire!
Your next project is a drop bear!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# This.
Much win is to be had with Drop Bears.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# that gives me the fecking FEAR!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# fearhorn
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Mind it doesn't fall on some unsuspecting
unlucky man who does gleeeeee arms. ..


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# nicely!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# argh!
woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# arrrghhhhhhh!!!!
donkey sloth!!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Dah-duh-duh-daaaaah! Dah-da-daaaaaaaaah!



(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# HAHA
EPIC!

*GIVES MASSIVE HUGS*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# haha yaaaaaay!
Single Glee-hand!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# you might've clicked . . .
C];0p


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oops, how forgetful of me.
*ignores*


:p
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ROUND HORSE
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaa
epic
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# arf
serves him right for trying to nick that lump of earwax
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Bloody marvellous!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# surprise horse!
pfffft.
Fantastic!
*Clicks*

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahah you loon!
I expected all of it D:
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *Chinese bums*
Bah!


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# he didn't expect /that/
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Aaahhh naaoooo, he's giving me a chiiineessse burn.
/Lee and Herring blog
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# HAHHAAHHA!
didnt think it possible, but that beats the Alien one!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Huzzah!
I aim to please


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)
# :D
  
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha bless!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Haha nice!
Whats with the shoulder spasms though?
I love the one handed glee-hands when he has the idol.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And they keep getting better!

Now do Starwars
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I might just watch this film
If THAT happens it would be ace!
*click*
Woo Yay and Houpla!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# More Cillit Bang
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# LIMESCALE! RUST! GROUND IN DIRT!
AH, WE CAN DEAL WITH IT TOMORROW!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *office lol*
=D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *eyes bunker*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *holds back*
let's just see how it goes.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Oh my fucking WORD I feel so ill
do something....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Okay, I'll finish watching this episode of Green Wing, then play a bit of Mario Kart.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# GREEN WING FUCKING RULES
I LOVE YOU
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *sedates
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
#
se
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# can you imagine
Most hillarious match ever.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# That's what she said.
But then again working in a swan vesta factory is incredibly dull.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# good work there
some one's got to keep the swans warm, and if little vests are the way to do it i'm in favour.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *holds*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I want to go home and watch A Knights Tale.
I don't even own it.

*grumblegrumblegrumble*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Would you like to borrow my grandma's copy?
Heathy :(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I would, yes.
Bless his cottons, well, I hope he's happy wherever he is.

A Knights Tale is good- it's nicely written (I think), good actors (mmmm Mark Addy) and you get to look at whatsherface as well.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I will pop to hers on my way home :)
Generally it is a treat for the eyes, ears and face. One of those films where you don't care at all how popular it is or how many times it has been shown on ITV2.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I know tonnes of people that hate it
but I LOVE it. Paul Bettany and Alan Tudyk are ace in it as well.

Don't worry yourself, I'll grab a copy tomorrow.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Paul Bettany is aaace.
The great thing is, a copy will only set you back about £3 nowadays.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Isn't that the film which is set in the 14th century and not one of the characters is all covered in shit?
And all have impeccable hair.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# T'yeah
it's brilliant
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# All I remember is that it made that film with Whoopie Goldberg where she gets sent 'back in time' to Merlin and King Arthur's age
look historically accurate.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Remember that bit in Dog Soldiers where the sarges organs are all falling out and they are trying to scoop them all up into his stomach.
What I'm trying to say is it could be worse....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Well yes, I suppose it could.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *offers a warm slab of squid trifle*
salty gristle-custard YUMMERS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I feel worse

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *feels*
meh, middling.

;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# feel a bit lower
lower...

there!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hangover?
Ears still ringing?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I assumed hangover earlier
and 7 pints of warm kronie in plastic glasses is never going to make for a good next day, but I feel unbelievably bad.

My whole fucking brain is still ringing, I think parts of it have gone.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Sounds like it was an awesome gig, I'm dead jealous.
If this b3ta gig works out, shall you be joining us?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# The noise part was diabolical - not good in any way.
When you get given free earplugs on your way in, you know it's going to be serious.

What b3ta gig?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# SJ Doom wants to put on a load of b3ta bands
mine, Lord Saccharine's and the Prof's.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'd certainly try to come and watch if it happened

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I hope it does, I think it'd be a brilliant night.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *rocks out with his cock out
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# and his of course
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# BANG!
and your brain is gone!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha!!
duuuude!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'M CHEECH MARIN!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I really, really like your sig.
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Why thankyou!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Why does yours sound familiar?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Brass Eye, innit.
Mr Pineapple was showing me the error of my ways last night by linking me lots of Brass Eye on youtube :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I don't want my arms to feel like three weeks in a bad balloon.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You Custard Gannet
I want to be one.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# it's a fucking dis-grace
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# because it repeats three times and you are a goldfish
AICMFP
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *hands five pounds*
The most truth I have ever witnessed.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Five pounds of fish eggs mind
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# lbs?
profit!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# a colleague of mine suffers from 'fish eggs mind'
or it could be that she's just thick
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# :D
*spends it all on ruinous bacchanalia*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Cillit Spang
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# WOO! Reminds me..
Someone once posted up a Barry Scott pic on here, where Scott Drinks Cillit Bang, and all kinds of shiit happened.

It was one of the best posts ever..
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Smallbrainfield?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oh Yerssss
Brill
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ra ra raj
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# heheh
norty boy Raj!

edit: Izzy the Atlanta spunkdrip puts the fear of god in me :/
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# heheheheheh
*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
worryingly I can see this actually happening
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# racist
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pffft so....much.... satire....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha
you couldn't make it up!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
all the ace!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahaah
this wins everything, olypics included
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
I drooled custard on my shirt.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)

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