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# fish
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# correction: FEEEEESH!

nicely
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# i for one welcome our new piscine overlords
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Swimming pool overlords?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# oui
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# pfft
he looks so proud
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
quality
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# It's yiffteim motherfuckers
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# There was an article about furries in the Metro...
They're obviously getting desperate for stories...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# THUNDERCUNT
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I hate to see what he wears on dress down fridays.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I'm ok
I spend most days looking like Snarf anyway.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# pfft
genuinely, genuinely me dicking about at a geekcon in (non yiffy) cosplay

here
and here
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I want a Wii so badly just for this game.
Does anyone know if this Travis is the same Travis from Killer 7?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# it is a wonderful flawed game
make sure you get the merkin import tho with al lthe blood. none of that censored shite
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# It's confusing as the photo has Heroes in the title,
and you look like Adam Monroe from Heroes.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# that may be next years cosplay sorted then
if anyone still gives a shit about heroes then
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I am confused and aroused at the same time.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# 'This is my stern face, don't go nicking my massive corn on the cob now
or you'll get the stern face'
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Do thoses fishes know they're not supposed to be up there?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# THE SKIES ARE SCHOOLING!
wootiful
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Shadow-Feesh, will thee bee miiiiiiiiiiiiine!..?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Feesh everwhere !
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# It's an invasion!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# sky feesh!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# shark..........check
Where's the bridge?

Fake, AICMFP
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Sam isn't liking the Euro's either.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# PO
TA
TOES

Woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Soho, probably.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hobbit pron?
Eugh

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# GIVE THEM A MOMENT
FOR PITY'S SAKE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# pffft
have that yer midget :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# PO TA TOE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# POTATIS
BAK POTATIS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Wallop!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# EAT MY GOAL!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
Hooray for Collapsed Lung!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooal.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Was that on SMTV?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# yes
with ant and dec
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# With pants and sex.
Hummmm
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I tend to prefer sex without the pants
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I don't mind if she pants.
*does not have sex with dogs*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I feel panting is probably somewhat hard to avoid.


*is not a dog*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'll be the judge of that.
*collars*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Depends on the circumstances really
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# if she doesn't pant you're doing it wrong
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Or unconcious
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
#
circumstances

circumference
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# You really are something.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# A cock measuring device perhaps?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# / lovely hat.
Do I want cocoa or more coffee?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Cocoa!
and now I want some :(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# It's only from a machine, you don't really.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Awh, I was imagining lovely proper milky cocoa done in a saucepan.
But I suppose you are at work so I suppose that was a silly thought.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# more coffee
always more coffee
if you're not drinking coffee you should get coffee

10 drinking coffee? y/n
if y then skip to 30
20 get coffee
30 drink coffee
go to 10
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# no thats just silly
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# said he, shiftily.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# SAID HE< SHIFTILY>
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Shift(wi)lly
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Well I'd imagine so.
It would be quite odd if she was just a figment of our collective unease.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Circumference?
What kind of freaky cock mathematics do you do? Girth clearly.

Also there was just an amputee on Richard and Judy playing the electric guitar with some kind of crazy plectrum stump adapter.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# CBeebies, it was sweet.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# TWAT!
That was liquid football!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Foot like a traction engine!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# That was CLASSIC intercourse.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# How long did you put this on for lynne
8 minutes
ITS HOTTER THEN THE SUN!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# TEA-OR-COFFEE?....ya blonde bastard.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# No way you big spastic, YOU'RE A MENTALIST!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# *drives to scotland barefoot whilst gorging on toblerone*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Ahhhaha.
Reet man, I'm off.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# HE'S GOT A FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# PO TA TOES!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# those
dirty
hoes?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# CALL MIKE READ
He'll sort 'em out.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Erm, tara palmer tomatoson
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# HAhahahaha.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Tamara ParmaHam Tomaratinkysaramartinkerson.
Nicely. She looks dead sunburnt.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I have had her
how could you tell?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# She smells of cabbage and shame.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I now have coffee on my monitor
you evil witch, I had no idea we'd met.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# *splaugh*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Are you alright? Would you like some mouth to mouth?
If not, can I have some?


DOWN, Captain.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I AM DYING...
Aaaarrrgghh


*falls*

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That's a yes.
I really need a cape to swirl over you at this point. As it stands, I'll just have to shove your head up my jumper.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Corrrr
Cap'n tummy is warm and smoooth.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Are you alive yet?
Tell me if you need more help and I'll put your head down my trousers instead.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# 0_o
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Shhhh I is bein paramedic.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Is there spare oxygen in your trousers?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I have no idea, I was hoping you'd tell me.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That's no mouth
D:
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# crikey oh bikey captain
settle down, she's too young for your shennanigans.

I'll sedate you!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# 17, I think.
That's alright, right? That's only 6 years. Ish.

Anyway, I'm short as well, so it's not as bad as normal teenagerbothering.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# o rly
well at least don't ruin her..........


twinkle.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Must you say that?
You fiendish boy. I'd put you over my knee but I think it'd probably just be me straining to push you over whilst you stand laughing at me.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# pffft
quite, well, it's time for the gymnasiums.

Slaters
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Dangerous places
don't pull anything.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# 18 in about 6 months-ish
Plus I am bigger than Captain so it's okay, innit.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Old enough, in other words.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Haha, that just gave me the mental image of you kneeing her in the crotch with your massive legs.
Then her subsequent expression of pain and confusion.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hah
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Are you alright? Would you like some ass to mouth?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# YOU'VE GONE AND REMINDED ME OF TWO GIRLS ONE CUP
YOU HORRIBLE BEING
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# That's not ass to mouth....that's shitting on people's faces.
The two are entirely different things.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# you say potatoes
i say eat poop
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Ass to mouth
is when you remove your cock (well not YOUR cock) from a lady's anus and put it in her mouth.

Dante says you never do it, but secretly we all know it's ok really.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Sounds somewhat unhygienic...
but I suppose 'in the heat of the moment' you might not taste the faeces


o_O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# You'd be surprised by how little there is in the area the penis can get to.
And yes, it is very 'heat of the moment' kind of thing, not a daily occurence sort of thing.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# WIN
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *high five*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'd like to take a shotgun to her head.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!! Lovely :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# cHUCK, like!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# NONONONONONONONONONONONO
THERE CAN NEVER BE 2 CHUCKS!

IF THEIR ROUNDHOUSE KICKS CONNECTED, THAT WOULD BE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Cracking album chaps...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# AND MY AXE
woo :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# TOSS ME
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# this gives me the fear
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# bETTER?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# haha
doesn't he mention in the filem that girl dwarfs have beards too. mybe that's what he/she looks like under all that chainmail
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Haven't seen you in a while, how's ya japes?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# fucking busy, but thanks for asking:)
sucks being a freelancer. no time to skive. everyday is a hit the ground running day. very little b3tatiem

do you/did you have another name, cos i don't recognise this'un
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I've changed it a couple of times, this one's kinda old.
I look forward to your future japes.

:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# i shall dust off the japing cape
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Guh
yet another 'only famous because of an advert' type.


Still, woo Gimli :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I like the song though.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# It is pretty good
I just always think she must be a bit peeved at only getting high in the charts because of an upside down antiperspirant.


If she has other good songs, I will be better pleased.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Oh but the woman in that ad...
*dribbles*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
If even I don't have an inkling then she must be pretty fucking unfamous.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'm glad you chose to voice that :)
I liked your video on links by the way. It's inspired me to finish something from ages ago.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I never finish my things.
NEVER!

I have to do something in two or three days otherwise it never gets made or the idea will get recycled at some future date.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# her?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I agree with this person.
I think the use of boyshorts is especially trouser engorging.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# And the fact she's upside down.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# "Phwoar, if I were on the ground I could see right up 'er fanny."
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# You really couldn't.
*SCIENCE*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# bless him
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Well obviously not, she's wearing fucking underwear!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# contains no hancock :(

if your really stuck filename it.

im sorry, so, so sorry. :(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :?
EDIT: I did filename it and still nothing....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# but er... what DOES it contain?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I don't get this but you've done some excellent
puns in the past so I'm looking forward to getting it.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# it's really not
the numbers aren't even in the centre
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Is it because the colours are negative?
You inverted the colour? Might have worked better if it wasn't black and white.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hehehe.
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# What if you're still stuck after you've filenamed it?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# than your a fucking idiot
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I'm a fucking idiot
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Have filenamed...
it's not exactly funny, but still, a clever observation.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# is that all there is to it?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I have assumed so.
I would rather liked to have seen numbers with happy and sad faces but oh well.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ok then. Im RISing
needs more hancock bandwagon magic...

OIC now... I never was good a math but im an expert in negativity thoery probably :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] my choice for 2012


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# WHY AM I LOOKING AT BARROWMAN?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# HOW VERY DARE YOU?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I know,
Ike is so much cooler than Barrowman!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Ninja throwy stars of infinite hurty diseased death at you.
Burninating ones as well.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Actually,
I used to love the movie show when I was younger.

And he was very funny on the Buzzcocks I saw last night. But Torchwood means nowt to me, I have not seen that, and I have only seen one episode of Dr Who....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You can't blame me for your lackadaisical attitude to telly highlights.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Meh!
We have had this discussion before I think. Despite my presence on the internet, I really am not a big fan of Sci Fi.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# i read in one of Lady S' magazines
that one time he took a couple of old ladies who were hanging around outside the theatre after his show around london to get heart medicine, because they'd been robbed. When they got up to pay their hotel in the morning he'd already got the bill and had left tickets to his next production.

100% nice.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Did he do them?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You'd hope so, but i think he's got quite the cock addiction
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# He's dead sweet, bless him.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I suppot this.
*gets shellsuit out*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# o_O
Noob - Check
Seams - Check
Shite Spelling - Check

*******Throws dictionary at dunce*******
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Just spotted the sp!
hahaha.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Ayyyyyy!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# A is for Aaaayyyyy!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# D ?

8}
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# AAAAAaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids
clicky woo, I'd buy this book for my kids
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaay, forgedaboudit.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Ah yes,
the cameo from the Fonz in Goodfellas!

One of my fave scenes ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
If this were true, I'd watch it.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I like the bit when he beats De Niro to death with an Oreo.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I like when Joe Pesic attacks Spider, in the water park,
and then dry humps a whale! It is all of the win!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Now this, this is a thing of beauty.
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Just a quick doodle.

I have to leave for class in a couple minutes.
EDIT: Bye, b3ta! :]
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# !
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# !
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ¡
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# §
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# D-
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# FAIL
why not send sexual suggestive messages to other members again? That seemed to work for you.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# is that a rope he's hanging by?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# RIS
EDIT: * Oh I get it.... HaHaHa

???
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Double
Helix.

(I think)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# PIND MISSAGE!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Double Helix
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# IT AM SCIENCE!
Double Helix?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Is it Dooble He Licks?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# HE LICKS MENEE!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# NEIN, NEIN!
YU VILL NOT LICK MEIN SCROTUM!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Gah!
I VAS SIMPLEE TRYINGK TO MAKE YOU HAPPEE FUHRER!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# YOU VILL DANCE FOR ME, YOU VILL MAKE ME SING, YA!?
YOU VILL PLAY IT!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I VILL ONLY DANCE IF YOU IZ GET YOUR COCKEN OUT!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Science runs through us...

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ^ This

* Like the shit of a Curry!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Deary me :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Nobody fucks with Science
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Kid Creole smiles.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Kid Creole smells him some salmon.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# HE'S
SO
HAPPY
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Aaahaha, he really is.
He loves heem some feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# that kid creole, he fucking loves salmon.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ahhaha, so ya hoird dat too eh?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# He cannot get enough
of that pink pink fish
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Ya, heems likey da feesh, bigbig.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha fuck
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Tha's a propa mouf.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# He lubs da elms.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
Fine elm indeed
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Moist fine.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top as ever you weird fucker!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Fank Chooooooooooooooooooop.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I love your work
keep it up
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Oh, it's up alright, IT'S A BEAUTY!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I think demons are misunderstood, really they're fluffy and sweet...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# cuddly little devil, ain't he?
ta-ta all, i'm off for lie-downs. too much cheesecake and danish :(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oh hello, grinning thing
would you like some of my custard tart?

No?

Didn't think so.


*noms*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *SIENNA MILLERS*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# EEEEGGAAAADDDDSSSS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# What do you expect if you call him a Tart!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# But...
but...


WHAT?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# In your words....
Oh hello, grinning thing would you like some of my custard

tart?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I got that much.
But why the "What do you expect"?

Creature did not retaliate.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# because he did not want any custard..


and 1+1=2
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# he wants a little friend

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# :3
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# THEY THINK THE WANDBAGON IS OVER...
It isn't.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I thought it would have been done in the first half-hour..
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Probably!
...but I can't lurk all day :(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hancock's half hour?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ^this!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# ;)
You got it!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Clever
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# blatantly accidental
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# How rude!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Is he suggesting that you were an unplanned child?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I believe he is, yes.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Abort!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# be abort
your country needs borts.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I like this bandwagon
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# it stops us having to worry about creating anything good?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Well I suppose there is that.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# !
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Craig David?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# haha!
could be!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# is that the former teacher turned mortgage salesman?
id like a new bandwagon now please bored of this one
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# 50ft Hancock of Bel-Air
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# with limey gnops
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# :P
think Hoped

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *slips another one in*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# now see this? this is brilliant.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
oh god, why do i remember him?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Bravo
Wasn't he the sidekick of the chap with the small penis 'Tin Tin' (see what I've done there?)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# you've
learned chinese?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)
# BLISTERING BARNACLES!!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Racist cap'n!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# LMFAO
Awesome!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *click*
*click* *click* *click*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hello

just something to let you know I am still alive.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Thats out of time to what im listening to
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# No it's not.
/voices
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# How have you made those perfectly in time to what I am listening
to right now?

GET OUT OF MY MIND!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Me too!
And I'm listening to BBC News 24!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Slightly different to me then :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# not me
I am listening to some Swedish nonsense
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# woo metro-gnomes!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# i am now hearing kraftwerk
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ja! das hokey cokey!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# das ist die ganze Sache!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Knien gebogen, Armen gestreckt. Ra. Ra. Ra.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# you utter cunt
it's going to take me ages getting bits of cheesecake out of the keyboard
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# must...kill....all.........prostitutes.........
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hello, is that Ipswich police station?
I have some information that may be of use to you.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Yay! The return of the Suffolk-ator!
Obviously not very yay for Ipswich prozzies...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *hides hammers*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I know how you got them in sync...
Beer cans! ...the solution to most things.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Wow
Beer cans make my monitor move too!

:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Perfectly in time to
Capdown's Ska Wars. ^_^
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# nnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm
Is the noise im hearing here

Woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# It's like life
but different.

Very different.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# he really shouldn't eat sausages
they go right through him
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# smaaaaash!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiivesb!
how ya doing, matey?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# i'm all the the good sweet!
how art thou?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# i'm eating cinnamon danish
and rather pleased with it.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# yummers!
save me a bite!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *saves*
i also have lemon cheesecake.
i'm indulging my sweet tooth today ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# lemon cheesecake?
don't save me a bite of that...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# why?
cheesecake am lovely!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# it's an aberration!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# i've just tasted it
it's like a mixture of cheesecake and lemon meringue pie!
*has a "moment"*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Don't worry chicken
it's fucking lush, they're just silly boys that haven't got proper cakeappreciation glands like you and I.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# "proper" cake
isn't going to have cheese in it.

I mean, what next? Carrots?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Carrot cake's lovely n'all
You're a boy, you only eat football and monkey beer and pints of girl.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Mmmm
a delicious pint of girl!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *squats over pint glass*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Jings!

*spluffs*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# you love it ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *stands in two of them*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# gah!
you've just got to go one better, haven't you?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# silly men!
they just don't understand the importance of cheesecake.
*shakes head in despair*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Lemon cheesecake- an insider's tip
crumble brandysnaps and toasted almonds on top.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# 0_0
i fucking love you.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# :D
You're only human.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# true, true
i am using up storecupboard bits this week, so i may make coffee and walnut cake, or possibly flapjacks.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# cheesecake yay!
lemon cheesecake boo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# it's delicious!
i may have to eat it all myself
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I could do with a nice sausage right now

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# *sigh*
join the club
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *unzips*
chipolata do ya?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# start with something small and build up

to a foot-long bratwurst
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# i read that as
i, too, long for the bratwurst
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# O_o
arf!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Does that...
...tile? :O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# wooooo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# yes mindpiss
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# extreme mindpiss!
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
we all chose different numbers to tile though
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# theres gotta be a psychological mumbo jumbo reason for it
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# does it loop?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# he's gonna be sore in the morning
:S
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# sore and vomitous
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# True story.
Woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# i like this
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
WHAT!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# This is sexy, marvellous, and makes me hungry.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I don't know why... but

Hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
pustulio!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# It's PUSTULIO!
*must obey*


/invderzimblog



edit: oh mind pissage
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# heheheh
i'll let you hold his little hand
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# woo! *click*
this is awesome!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# "Gah...this happens *all* the time"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha
genuine lol
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# oh jezus
that's just too funny!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# That's brilliant
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# His face is ladyparts
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# pffft!
bandwagon still rolling then eh?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# y'alright Benjy
ya cider drinking nonce...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# aye, i'm fine ya whatever you drink fanny-head
=D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# man, that's disturbing
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# It really is!
I think it probably would be even without the EYE-BOOBIES.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# the eye-boobies
make it look like a semi albino
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Maybe that's why albinos have pink eyes?
All the energy not put into making pigments instead goes to extra nipples!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *rubs chin*
your theory intrigues me
*puffs pipe*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# liquify!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *flicks nose*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# heheheheh
that made me do giggles
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# if you do that
he dribbles
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# nicely
oh, and crabby too!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# New Prime minister?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I'd vote for him.
Can't possibly be less likeable than Pillsbury.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# loading...
STILL LOADING


how halfway down the image


who the fuck is that?!?

also, could you please make it smaller please
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# perhaps he'll bring in a new optimisation law
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That's quite large
and I don't know who it is
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# whosathen?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# a) who's that?!
b) BIGGAR!!!

kthxbi
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# This
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# God love him...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Damn he looks pretty trim for his age.
Must be all the IAMS he eats for strong joints and bones.

EDIT: How rude, very brilliant work you fiend of digital manipulation you.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ta...
...Jeru, he really is a National Treasure though aint he? What with him and Terry Thomas, where's all the old rascals gone?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Thomas Terry - genius
that he was allowed to live in poverty due to ill health is a national disgrace
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# top shop
as always
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo...
...I think we should have a 'Talk Like Leslie Phillips Day' and we should all have it off (titters)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Excellent!
Isn't ding dong Terry Thomas (not that it matters as they're the same person!)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Nope
Ding Dong = Leslie Philips.
Due to his character of Jack Bell in Carry on Nurse :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# OK, you have blinded me with trivia and so I concede defeat.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
Has anyone shopped him on king kong yet?
CBA myself if not.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# bindun I'm sure
have a me + leslie pic tho
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# !!!!!
Awesome!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# That's clearly Norman Wisdom you've just put a false moustache on!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# aces!
I have his autobiog - yet to read it tho
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Which one is leslie?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# his tache is better than mine
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# The one on the left (as we are looking at it) then?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Top Bombing!
I met him a few years back when he did a one man play in Hampstead. He was ace in the play, and a top bloke :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I concur!
I agree also.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
excellent shoppage!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# TJ: How long will it be till Rob does this ¬
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahahahah, thats brilliant
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i've still got 3 years left to join
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Gah!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Oof...
.have a Chinese WOO and a Chinese YAY *cricks*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Wow.
This will teach me to post something during a shit bandwagon.

I'm going to sleep.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *scathing comedy strikethrough*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha.
Are you me?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I hope not.
If I was, who would I be?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# you
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Oooo get her!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# it's very good, really. :D
just... I'm tired and a bit hissy.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *hands cup of tea and jaffa cake*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# *shares cinnamon danish and dr. pepper*
i do upmarket comforting ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# You're probably tired because you NEVER SLEEP EVER!
And you're just hissy because you're a bitchy bitchy gay.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hah! Very good
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Sorry!
If it helps, I only pushed another bandwagon post off the board...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

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