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Stay away from Japan, Ms Feltz.

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

~~Japan~~ everywhere

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)

Shopped pictures only etc!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)

No, GO TO JAPAN MS FELTZ

and let them harpoon you!

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Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)

fat cow

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)

Morning pop pickers!

Click for girthier version

(Chester Elegante ........ladies., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

aaaare you gonna take me home tonight

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

There was a song in the late 80s about fast food

I've got the record single at home, but can't find anything about it on t'internet. The lyrics for the chorus were

Doner Kebabs
Italian Pizza
Chinese Take-away
Burgers and Curry
It's food in a hurry
and Fast Food's here to stay.

Cos nowaday we're sophisticated
And our tastes are more supreme
If you've gotta make haste
If you go for the taste
It's the answer to your dreams, woah...

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Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)

kebabs are lovely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

a pizza hut

a pizza hut
kentucky fried chicken
and a pizza hut

McDonalds, McDonalds,
kentucky fried chicken
and a pizza hut

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

I canz ryde a byke

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Ninj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

that poor bike!

EDIT: -

how strong is that thing?!?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

I started this and then lost interest and the will to live

I blame the Victorians

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The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

Haha! That's pretty much the ultimate source pic right there :)

I am going to college, this has been a very brief visit, GOODNIGHT x

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

Indeed it deserves better

but too distracted..

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The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

I think you've a reasonable job, sir.

"It is acceptable to hide your pet midget in ones dress" = lol :)

Anyway, less b3taing, more Philosophising..! Bye.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)

You are the Philosophies

who'd win in a fight between Nietsche and Plato?

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The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

'tache vs toga

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)

what the throbbing horse is going on here?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

mictohas

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

jupitus?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)

Morning Ninj!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

Mornin' Fresh

Dear Lord, I'd hate to be on the receiving end of whatever he's doing!!

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Ninj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

Dance big man, dance!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)

omg.. i think i'm gunna barf

woo! :) wobbly bits rule

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oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

He bloody well can too!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)

I just love this

It's the hair and the expression, brilliant!!! Woo and have a bloody yay too!!

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Ninj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)

I have an opportunity to pull it out two days in a row

oo-er!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)

The Beckhams, Year 2023

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Darklord, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

That tshirt isnt shopped is it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

nope,

they're as real as the b3ta fire

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

Best comparison ever.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

That's what moving to America does to you

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Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

I'll slip this fat little pea in here if that's okay...

Woo to your pic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

CHEDGE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

CHEDGE!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

CHEDGE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)

Hahaha

Thats just Ace - Have a click Sir...

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Darklord, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

Actually

she looks kinda pretty as a porker

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

everybody was kung-fu fighting...

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

hah

have that, i think i'd end up clouting pap's if i got famous.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

It's the main reason I want to be famous - punching photographers.

Great fun.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'd carry nunchucks

with intent.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)

Topical!

Hehehe

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

tag it!

or NUTS will 'ave it!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

right

ta'

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

hahah, isn't that the one that broke his nose in return?

or has he done it again in an attempt to be in the news again with something other than a piss poor reworking of his previous albums?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

i'd say the latter

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

worst punch ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

^this

trained are yah?

We'll have to spar next bash :D

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

i used to kick box

i was never much good really but i can spot a bad punch when i see it.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)

heh

*biffs silly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)

Paparazzi are fair game IMO

Woopic!

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Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

FRESH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

"Nothing left for me to do but dance"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

JK is a big jessie!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

Pffffffft!

but the singular wuld be paparazzo

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Wheel this old bad boy out for the compo.

No apologies for any seams which may be visible.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

could be a squeese

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

hahaha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

Beep...beep...beep....beep....

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

QUICK,

HES REVERSING!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

Still at large!

.
Too soon?

Full story news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7486628.stm

(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

this is b3ta, NOTHING is too soon

Whats Small, Filled with sea-men and sits at the bottom of the Med?

_{Madeline McCann}

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

apart from putting cdcs on peoples dead grandads

apparentley

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

That Owl and Pussycat have a lot to answer for!

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Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

on B3ta

it's never too soon.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

When I read the title of that story,

I thought the people were flat fire people.
I was thinking "But flat fire people don't exist, what a silly news story".

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

see below for rage

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

it's only too soon if you post before it happens

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

That's one hungry looking belly

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oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

Oh dear gods I think I've just come.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

FEED ME SEYMORE!

*bokes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

I'm in love!

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xandmi, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

That's a hell of a blowjob right there isn't it?

Would be like sticking it in a tumble dryer full of tongue.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

Nothing is like sticking it in a tumble dryer full of tongue

However, at first it was a bit tight.

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xandmi, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

In other news, yours is small enough to fit in a tumble drier.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

Blimey!

That looks like my aunt.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

Nyom nyom nyom...!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

om nyom nyom nyom nyom

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

welcome to the fight palace

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)

hmm

I wondered what Mick Jagger was up to...

(felders, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Nom nom nom...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

hahahaha!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAA

WIN!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

he's got one hell of a tampon on the go.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

ive always imagined

a ratio between "how fat a woman is, and how heavy her period is"

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

it's 18:1

using the stadards SI units of Tubbiness and Flowosity.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

*lerns*

*gets bucket*

*collects run-off*

*...*

*profit!*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

*bokes*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

black pudding!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

"only the finest 'piss flap juice' goes

into making Mrs Fannys Black Pudding!"

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

That's SCIENCE! right there

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

I work with SCIENCE! ever day.

does this make me a SCIENTIST! or a SCIENCE!tist or what?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

As a scientist, are you able to tell me if this is utter, utter cheese, or ashley quite interesting?

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

it's cheeseteresting

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

Ah. Is that a good thing?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

I like it

/doesn't know art blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

it's bloody ace!!

and it's now my background.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

It is undoubtedly mathematically interesting

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

Is that a cum splat on the lens?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

Hahahaha

"Cum splat".

No it's a rose what I tooked.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

Oh good lord

I see it now :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

What do you reckon - cheese or art?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

haha!!

*real lols*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

LOL

I was working on that source pic for an animated see-saw thingy! Oh well.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

Do it!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

hahah

awesome

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

Crikey!

I'm not the only person that can do that!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

shhhhh

dont let the "norm-ies" know your secrets

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

It's a hand-thing silly!

Definitely not what you do...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

hmmm

Michael Moore is looking slim

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

ahhh,.. that latest stage in Human Evolution: the Prehensile Stomach

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hahahahah!

Phwoar!!!
etc.

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ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

thats fucking

legend that is

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

That's fookin' class that is

Woo to yoo *clicks*

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Ninj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

With all the sugar in it...

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

kill the jews

kringle

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

push the jew down the well

so our country can be free

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

free country

with every chosen race of israel eradicated by planned genocide.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

we could probably get the trains to run on time too

also, i thing rose bushes down the central reservation of the motorway are a good idea

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

the trains, in my experience, are more punctual than many people seem to claim.

Not sure about the rose bushes thing. Genuine idea or cultural reference that's passed me by?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

A certain dicatator who's name rhymed with Hitler liked rosehip syrup

so he ordered the planting of rose bushes down the autobahns.

What would you do if you were dictator?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

tell people what to do

and such

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

make everyone pay!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

sing holidays are coming

replacing every word with "cunt"
You never see a fat kid in a coke ad

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

those poor reindeer...

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE REINDEER!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

See you all in 3 weeks :D

If anyone wants to drop me a line about anything interesting I might be missing out on while I'm away, feel free to throw an email at mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com and I'll pick them up when I find any internet access.
Try not to miss me too much.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

BRING ME BACK SOMETHING NICE!!

and have a good time!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

malaria . . .

Bon Voyage meestah pineapple! and remember . . . keep yer hand on it at all times!
for SAFETY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

nah,

we've got plenty
news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/health/7488018.stm

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

I'll photoshop a big CDC onto the Nazca lines, just for you :D

As an added bonus to me leaving, I found this fucking brilliant oil lamp yesterday and had to take a picture.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

that would be ace!!

and that is the most woosome lamp EVAR!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

HA HA HA

and I mean that with all my heart

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

and at .99p it's the bargin of the decade!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

it has been given teh fear

I love it

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

HAAAAAAALP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

this has 100% honestly made my day.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

then I YAM HAPPPEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

have a smashing time sunshine

don't forget us when you've slain your way to the top of the international coca trade.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

Fucking christ, I forgot about this picture. It still gives me the jeebies.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

THAT'S YOUR BABY THAT IS

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

DONT GET AIDS

where ya off to?

EDIT: - guessing south america...brazil?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

PERUUUUUU

But a bit of Ecuador in there too :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

*glee*

have fun Sir!

i will miss your brilliant pictures!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

have fun sprinkle genie!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

*missing already*

Bring us back tales of amusing street urchins and kidnap.

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Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

bugger off pineapple

:P

/not going on holiday type blog. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

bye bye

I wish you hijinks and glee.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

See ya!

Have fun!
Love you!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

pineapple

head :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

hehe yey

how do sir?

also,

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

well, ta

tahello all!
GLEEEEEEEEEBLAAAAAAAAARRB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

'lo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

what a happy chappy!!

'nings unc!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

GLEEBLARB!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

that is strangely scaring the shit out of me....

most excellently excellent, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

*sneaks up behind Steve*

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
gleeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

*Starts crying like a little girl*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

Awwww!

*collects tears for my martini*
there there!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

he looks like a powerlifter without something to lift

WOO YAY BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARB

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

filename . . .

'tis! I had to shop the bar out and everything

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

OMG SKILLZOR!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

P41N7 5K1LLZ0RZ!!

*does fliddy hand gesture*
mnnnnnnngh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

he looks very happy with himself

and so he should be with such a blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarb

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

he's happy because he's

wearing anti-unexpected horse-proof pance
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

'ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

hehehe :) who is this chap?

also sorry to TJ: but did anyone happen to catch the horribly blatent biased news reporting on the Evening Standard front page yesterday. The story was a real tragedy, two french university students at UCL had been tied up, stabbed a 150 times then the flat was fire bombed. the headline screamed "THE TARANTINO MURDERS" in the news article there was a quote from someone at scotland yard saying "it was like something from a tarantino movie" then there was a page break and the story continued four pages later with the line "Tarantino is famous for his particularly brutal films". disgusting journalism. i hate the evening standard, its like the Mail lite

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

thats bloody ridiculous.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

Yes I did

and it belittled the two victims - if they were not French the headline wouldn't have been used, but if non-British it ok

Evening Standard = Daily Mail lite

/lithium time

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The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

thank christ it wasn't just me who was incensed by it.

but then i'm very cynical as a rule. i'm a little suspicious about the day befores headlines of "PRINCE WILLIAM IN £40m DRUG BUST"

yeah, the prince HAPPENED to be on a helicopter that just so HAPPENED to stop a boat smuggling nearly a ton of cocaine into britain.
its a bit suspicious to me that this happened 4 days after he joined the Iron Duke...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

Navy played it down

press played it up

I didnt buy the Standard, it was left like a stray McCann child. So i read it and wondered why people pay money for such shit.

Used to read a paper every day and watch the news but ive given up now

(

The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

you can usually find one lying about on train if you can't get your hands on the marginally better metro

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

metro sucks ass too

they are all a load of horse shit shitted by a shitting horse

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

woah...

that's alarmingly bad reporting.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

Sounds more like Sam Peckinpah to me

We have the Manchester Evening News round these parts, which is equally rubbish in its journalistic integrity. Local/regional newspapers will do ANYTHING to shift copies...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

terrible innit?

especially when you consider that the readership of the Standard are tired commuters who will believe anything they read.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

nah, they're getting confused with

they're getting confused withJock 'stabby' O'Flaghertty
*ponders*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

actual "journalism"

is too much effort, typing out shite and selling the toiletpaper is all that matters

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*joys*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

HAha!

ACE!

Possibly my fave BLAAAAARRRRB yet!

Love the glee hands - he looks so gleeful!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

8th wonder?

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Patsy Kensit's jar of Lemsip?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

filename?

*apologize for bad pun*

*runs*

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olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

hahah, SPPPAANNNGGG!!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

Anything with...

...sausagebird automatically wins at internets. Hooray!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

yes

bless the day he hatched

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olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

I shall never forget his wee banger

poking through his shell . . .

*wipes away a tear*
hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

here..

have a tissue

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olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

'nother

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

That's a neato what now right

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

block + block + low punch

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

D F LP

*freeze*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

forward foward high punch

forward foward low punch
forward foward high punch
forward foward low punch
forward foward high punch
forward foward low punch
forward foward high punch

LIU KANG WINS

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

Ha, I can imagine myself buying any/all of these that may come.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

EXCELLENT!

that move statisfied every damn time

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

A lot of people might not get the "Get over here" reference

it might just look like a shirt any old spice-boy twat might wear.

They're cool...but also, is this not spam?

Which side is the front?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

As with most things, you should probably pay more attention to the small print..

(

Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ah, not wearing my glasses. Apologies!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

it's not spam

they're fictional. I made them. This is spar.. b3ta!

also, right bottom is the backside ;)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Cool.

I'll have my coffee, wake up and bring myself up to speed. :)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

nice ninja editing.

(and luvely shirt)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

i feel i should understand this, but i don't....

am i being hyper dense?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

"MMOOORRRTAAAALLL KOOOMMMBBBAAATTTT!!!!"

as the advert once said

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

ahhh!!!

rightyo then!
arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

I think it's about football or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

foot...ball?

how rare!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

Perhaps this might jog your memory...

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT!

that is all.

El edito: mind the piss...

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

it's the T shirt of the game of the film(s)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

domestic violence?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

do you make these from scratch (i.e. from stop pics)

or is there some kind of webby-based online t-shirt designer you are using?

I just ask becuase I bet it'd be an easy enough plug-in-y-thing to do (for text) and therefore someone's probably done it.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

probably

but this is all photoshop

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

a little ditty?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

hehehe

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

hahaha despite the dodgy Xenu/Cruise couplet :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

poetic license?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

You do realise Sir that this license has expired?

Could you step out of your Study Sir?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

I think it has to be poetic before you can cite poetic licence...

you should probably try to use artistic licence instead.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

'ningles pretty cock!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hello Mr Ives! Howsyadoin?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

bloody marvellous!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

O_O Blimey

That is rather splendid news - things ok with the job then?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

oh my, no

but it's not bothering me at this particular moment...
check back in half an hour for a 'how annoyed is ivesb' report
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

oky doke - will do :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Benjy :)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

proffy!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

Haha!

Balanaced out by the cupboard rhyme methinks

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

haha!!

actually...
*makes up utter bollocks and sells it to dopey celebrities*

*profits*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Ah, one of the few rhymes to cupboard

put to good use :)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

hahaha

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

well done

isn't he dead though - his money didn't help him that much

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

but i bet he died in a rich way

like choking on cavier while slaves suck your toes on your yacht while you watch a 500 inch plasma tv

(

The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

but but but

~~toes~~ cock

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

butt butt butt

he wants your butt too, he's savage

(

The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

hehehehehe!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

newsletter subjectline lol compo

don't be crips
let's hear your quips

(

rob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

JOHN LESLIE RAPED ME

AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS BLOODY NEWSLETTER AND A TATTED ANUS

edit: Ta Thor!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

and tattered anus

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

i wiped my tattered anus with the newspaper

thats why its bloody...

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

KATE & GERRY WOULD'VE GOT AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASN'T FOR THE BADLY DECOMPOSED BODY IN THEIR SUITCASE

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

how do

bodies decompose badly?

i find they do rather well if left to their own devices (not that bodies generally have devices).

(eight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

KATE & GERRY WOULD'VE GOT AWAY WITH IT

IF IT WASNT FOR ~~THOSE~~ FUCKING KIDS?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Spitting at Big Brother contestants since 1952

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

Ils sont sur le feu baisant!

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

ILS SONT SUR FUCKING FEU

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

;)

cheers!

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

SITTING ON YOUR FACE SO ANGELA MERKEL DOESN'T HAVE TO

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

like a MP's second house, we're funded by you.

stabbing you with stabby things in your soft fleshy inbox.

MUGABE APPROVED!

Come on Tiger Tim, you can do it!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

the latter

:-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

yip yip yip yip yip yip. newsletter ? uh-hu uh-hu. yip yip yip yip.

(

connor, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

Hahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Oh god, no. It's happening. IT'S HAPPENING.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

the happening? oh god!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

We've not been watching copyrighted stuff on youtube

Honest!

(

enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Selling your browsing details to the highest bidder

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Zanu PFFFT LOL

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahahaha

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

hahahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

*votes for this*

(in single-candidate election)

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

DON'T TOUCH MY ASS

/still recovering from hignfy with teh blessed

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

Oooh was the Blessed on again?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

pffft

300? BLOODY SPARTANS, BUNCH OF POOFS, I'D SCARE EM ALL OFF!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

hahahaha :D

and ofcourse "every little helps"

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

I'm pretty sure this newsletter was in Ploice Story 2 with Jackie Chan...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

for sale: One badly perferated stripy top and beret, slightly singed

(... although technically it should be two)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

slightly burnt?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

more singed

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ow!

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

où est le singe?

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

Le singe est disparu!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

mmm...

...roast onions and garlic.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

I think we have a winner...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

Boris Johnson stole my ferret

(

The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

This.

This is great. It has all the right measures.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

Cull the badgers, and the mushrooms, and the snakes

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Culling lols

(Tarabas, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

ace!

(

WOLF .™, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

Hanging itself a thousand times

Or "divulging the viewing habits of a nation"

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

PIPER ALPHA DISASTER SPECIAL. 20 years of giving us the raging horn.

(

connor, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

There must be...

...a Billy Piper Alpha joke somewhere in there!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

jack sugden's dead

(

sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Creating subjectlines from whatever we read in The Metro this morning

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

Now with waxwork Fuhrer!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

MUGABELOLS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

Transexual man gives birth - tom cruise said to be doing well

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

Stabbing your funny bone

quicker than a teenager!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

CARRYING KNIVES AND STABBING KIDS SINCE 2001

:-/ (Bad taste)

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

Fuck it!

HANDING OUT KNIVES TO KIDS SINCE 2001!

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

We think you're pretty when you cry

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

60 years since George Orwell nicked 1984 from us!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

BIRTH? WHAT? OUT OF HIS COCK?

or her cock perhaps

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

delivered by ceasarean by a weirdy manwoman

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Bringing you this week's news... Offensively!!!

cos it's true! o_0

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

Sikipedia entry suggestion

What's black, fat and has two cunts? Robert Mugabe's mum

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

Putting the cunt back into the countryside this weekend.

/angry at 4x4s driving me off the road in country lanes blog

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

Aiding Economic Recession Every Friday

(insert username here, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

A good pun is its own reword

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

Teaching four-year-olds how to get laid

(

Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

FRENCH TOAST

(

Peej, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER, FOREWORD BY KATE MCCANN

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)

get rich, or die trying

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

Mongs Я Us

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

This road looks fun!

Meh.. back after a looong absence.. so a little rough around the edges

(and apparently too late for the image comp.. doh!)

(

oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

The new Toyota Pistorius?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

haha

and woo

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

hahahaha

expertly done!

Many Woos and a Ning!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

Twoing!

Woo

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

hahahah, excellent!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

This is excellent :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Heh, nice work :D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

I like this

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

this is excellent

but seems to be quite big.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

I thought up this concept in the pub the other day

I'd like to see if anyone gets this one

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

YAY

IDDQD
IDSPISPOPD

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

WOW

I even still know what that last one stands for!

smashing pumpkins into small pieces of petrid dr.. eh.. crap

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

I Do Kippers For Afters

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

I didnt kill fatty arbuckle?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

with a broken bottle in the anus.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

*switches to bfg*

cool shirt!

(

theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

I don't knit from alpacas?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

you fucking do!

I've seen you, liar

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

i do knit from alpacas!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

damn skippy

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Idle Dykes Kill Fuck All

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

In Devon, Kites Fly Aloft

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

Is that

teh upload codez?

(

enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

It's Difficult Kicking Fat Arses

(

Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

how?

its not like you can miss!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

Iguanas don't kill for applejuice.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

I did kill five asians

/bnp blog

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Nice idea

IDCHOPPERS FTW

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

This summer...

(

Ninj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

<s>r.... ah, fuck it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

Pops! Morags!

Blones! Renege!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

Hello The Neville

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DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hello!

How art thee?

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The Neville What what what, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

I'm fine and dandy

and reminiscing about vodka-powered kazoo sessions at the Pear Tree.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

nothin beats kazoo

have you ever played 'Obscene Kazzoo phone call?'
all you have to do is pick a person from your crew at the pub at random, pick someone on their phone at random and then give them a phone call, trying to impart filth throught the medium of kazoo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Um, no.

No I haven't.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

maybe you could try that this weekend

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Ahh, the joys!

And something about robots. I'm sure there were robots

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The Neville What what what, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

Always robots

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DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

eyyyyy the Neville

what insanity will you be blessing us with today? :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Perhaps later I shall

bless thee's with the madventures of Russell T. Davies and his ridiculous hat fetish

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The Neville What what what, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

hahaha

Mad Russell and his mad gay hats

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

Lo Nev!

Where have you been hiding?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Mostly in corners

and also in a new flat. Newflatbroams!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Beezer!

Well get down to some lunacy quick then!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

Mmmm

I'm currently daydreaming about the hog roast I'm going to have at the Ealing Beer festival later.

I'm also daydreaming about food ;)

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Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

does Ealing have a beer festival

I'm from there, always go back for the jazz festival but didn't know they do beer as well!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

Yep.

Warpole Park, near the duck pond (apparently)

I haven't a bloody clue how to get there so if you don't see me on Monday then I've been stabbed.

Avenge my death.

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Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

I can't think of any good ideas for this compo

do the Fat blue line now!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Britains worst anorexic.........

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

Wafer Thin!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

piss de mind

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

*zips up*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

it is waffer thin

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

you've changed something haven't you?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

No!!!

;)

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

I see what you did there

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

Tasty!

There was a loon on the train yesterday carrying a bin bag and shouting.
When she wanted to get off she said 'Move bitch!' to some woman.
I giggled.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

I have told my mum she isnt allowed on Public transport!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

I knew I recognised that vacant stare

and facial hair

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

when i was in the states a few years back i had an old black man in Georgia say to me "Get out mah way, honky boy"

it was like the 1950s or something :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Some young ruffian at Bethnal Green once said to me

'Get out o' my parf'.
The scamp.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

i've had a yoof say to me "you looking to get wetted, blud?"

fortunately my mate was with me who is essentially a human tank who dealt with the ruffian. apparently he was trying to mug us and 'get wetted' means stabbed these days

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Were you weaving all over the sidewalk,

playing dixieland on an assortment of bicycle horns at the time?

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DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

regretably not,

but that would have been awesome.

on the same trip i had a hick with a confederate flag tattoo say "buddy we kicked yer ass out in 1776 don't make me do it again"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

And a bucket. And a cleaning lady

and a hose

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

his diagnosis

a amnesiac bulimic with prader willi

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The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

LOL COS HES FAT INNIT

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

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MAP, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

John Goodman?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

wow, thats spooky

/starts conspiracy blog

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

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