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Microwave, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)

:D:D:D:D:D

I think I like #33 best.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)

^ :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

Show me a man who doesn't like Microwave's drawings

and I'll show you my cock.

Edit: Number 81 FTW!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)

they're shit

*waits*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

This is all of the win!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

haha brilliant!

although i have no idea what's going on, have a woo and a click into the bargain!

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

gotta catch 'em all

/sorry wrong post

i like 26 as it looks like i imagine Mr Scruffs car looks like.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

I like 7 the best.

Or possibly 83..oh, don't make me choose.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

woo sir

78 top trumps

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

FTW
His thong edge him ahead of 42.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

Number 80...

Looks like Wizbit!

Ha Ha This a way!

(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)

This is all kinds of awesome

And no 80 looks like Wizbit

Edit: Great minds etc...

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)

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Shada, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)

ALL HAIL #73 CHICKENLEG EAR MAN

*bows*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)

I likes #27

nice collection, you should do some animated ones ;)

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

number 94

is my favourite microwavemon

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)

I'll have a 59 please

Lovely stuff :D
*clicks*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)

coolz!

woo and stuff

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)

wonderful! but why does number 12 look so disgruntled?

he has an awesome hat!

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)

CHEEESEMAAAAN

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

rocketman number 6 FTW!

you are a genius my friend. *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)

I say these are rather smashing

and of course the obligatory response:

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also have a click

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)

Oh oh oh!

*claps his hands in excitement*
2, 11 and 13... no, the whole lot - for presidents! of the UN!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)

WIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

FRESH!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)

FRECHE

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)

ACCURATE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)

favourite quote:

Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

DON'T THINK, AXLE!

MAKES MY DICK ITCH!

is mine

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)

Darts players

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

Darts

The Sport Of Burger Kings.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

shopped images only please!!!!

;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

Look at him now!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

E'GAD

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)

Diet Beer (tm)

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)

Beadle in disguise.

And what a disguise! He really is about!

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jonbob loves you, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

this looks like it should weigh more than 28k

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

I like this.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

One Hundred and Eighty

Stone

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

Done to death I know

But the misses was on the phone and I was bored:

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GeordieSteve, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

hahaha, what an expression.

and for those of you that know, and indeed love, his 'Janet and John' stories...
youtube.com/watch?v=E8U612YLjHQ

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

My Nan does, if only she wasn't so technically inept,

she'd be able to enjoy this. Is there a USB to Victrola cable available?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

I saw the hulkster when

royal rumble was at G-Mex. He's ace.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

Uncanny!

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

Looks like you've captured the exact moment when he's just squeezed a fart out and is looking to see if anyone noticed

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

I know that body*

*not in the Biblical sense of course.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)

THERE WAS ONCE A THREAD. HERE. A GREAT THREAD. IT HAD TRUMPET. I AM SAD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)

Did he reply to my trumpet?

I want to see that thread. Someone work some magic.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

Okay. *WHISKS*

www.b3ta.com/board/389732

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

YOU'RE THE SHITEST MAGICIAN EVER, YOU'VE RUINED MY KID'S PARTY. FUCK OFF.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

OH.

www.b3ta.com/board/4896292 ?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)

(-_-)

www.b3ta.com/board/8535939#post8535952

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)

YAYAYAYYA.

www.b3ta.com/board/6386939

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

This post number is my birthday.

www.b3ta.com/board/240989

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)

SEPTEMBER 24TH 1989.

WHAT DO I WIN?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)

THIS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)

YAY!!!!

*dances*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

You have a small age.

So do I:

www.b3ta.com/board/091188

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

Mine's smaller.

b3ta.com/board/080293

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

*thinks*

Well in my mind it's still 1998, so you're 5.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)

+10 years ashally.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)

You're a mathmagician.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

Tell that to my Algebra grades.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

NO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

My final grade this year was a D.

Oh noes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

Mine's even smaller, just.

b3ta.com/board/080191

:)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

Ahhh.

But your age is bigger. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)

Yeaah

Unlucky being 15... I did not like that age ;)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)

S'alright, I guess.

Nuffink special. But in a year I can get a job, and my driving permit. So yay! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)

Yay for jobs, even if they are dull ^_^

I get paid for the first time on Friday... somethin' a bit more than £350

\o/

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)

Oooh, nice!

Where do you work?

Right now, I do little things for money, like logo designs once in a while and stuff. But I really wanna work at Whole Foods when I'm old enough.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)

Tesco... D:

Shitty massive unethical company.
I feel a bit guilty for working there, to be honest.

Working somewhere like Whole Foods would be soooooooooo much better *sigh*

Gonna try and start a little cake business of my own this summer, that'd be miles better.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)

Ugh.

Tesco's. :[

We're lucky, we have a Whole Foods about 10 minutes down the road.

Oh, that's really cool. I'd totally but some cakes from you if they wouldn't go sad in the mail. Hahah. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)

There are only Whole Foods in like Bristol and London over here, it sucks bumcheeks.

I reckon I could make some kinda travel proof packaging... perhaps you can be my guinea pig for this. Means free cakes?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)

Ooooh, definitely into that.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)

Gots to go to the gym

Bai :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)

Have fun.

Bai. *waves*
:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

POKEYMAN? WITH THE POKEY AND THE MAN AND THE POKEY MAN?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

NICK HAS CAUGHT MISSINGO. HIS GAME IS RAPED.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

Does ekans have some kinda lolling tongue going on?

This is woo :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)

His fly's undone

has he been pokeing, man?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)

He keeps his Rare Candy in there.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

POKUNMANS

CATCHY CATCHY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)

DID YOU GET ALL LOTS OF THEM?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)

I G2 CATCH DEM ALL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)

U CAN B IN MY CLUB WHEN U G DUM ALLS. I HAS A DROWZEE.

AKALAZAMS BEND SPOONS WIH THYR FINDLES.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)

I HAVES A JIGGLYPUFF

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

i am scard of them

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

don't let it sing to you

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

BUH EES SO PRETTEH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

DON'T LISTEN TO THE SONGGGG!

*attacks with earplugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)

*FALLS DOWN*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)

I JIGGLY A PUFFS HAVE!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

taem roccet am blastings off again now!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

PTING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

TAKE IT TO 4CHAN, VIRGIN SQUAD

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)

tl;dr

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

Po-Key-MANZ!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

how do you get pikkachu on a bus?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)

Tempt him with underaged boys?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)

Is he a nonce?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)

WHATS ET SHORT FOR?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)

SHIT IN HER CUNT

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

underaged boys?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

This looks better on my machine for some reason

My son made a lego masterpiece, so I thought I'd take it out for a spin

(Click for slightly nicer Flash version)
Edit: A bit better now

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

Tehehe! Hooray for lego :)

Tha's beeeeautiful.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

A BIT LATE, YOU KNOW.

Hello.

ALSO, A BIG FUCKAN WOO 2 LEGOZ I LEIK DEMS AND SPASESHIPS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

I PREFFUR CROCODILES

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

This is me, trying:

^00-----------------"
.:::::vvvvvvvvvvVv
.:::::^^^^^^^^^^
~~~~~~~~~~/

IT'S MEANT TO BE A CROCODILE, YEAH

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)

UHOH.


          __
       __/  |__      
~~~~~~w\ o o o /~~~

JUMP IN THE BOAT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

Aww aww cute boat :)

............(oo)
______ V ______
/^^^^^^^___^^^^^^^^\
wwww(___)wwww
...............| |
............. ^ ^
KILLER SEAGULLS

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

SHIT.

    //
 __//_
| ___ \
|oooooo|

LUCKY I HAVE SOME ARTILLERY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)

I think lego was

probably the last decent toy invented.

God does all his prototyping with lego before he cracks out the molecule box. 100%fact

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)

Aaah I see he used the "Iceberg Design Ethos".

That's great.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)

is it stickle brick

compatible?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

You need an RS232 interface lead

But the results are agreeable

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)

WOO

I used to have a sack the size of a binbag FULL of lego.

Was ace, I built a deathstar when i was young, it wasnt very sphericle but it had the big laser cone thingie. Wish i still had it so i could make a perfect one.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

lego FTW

i think i'll be getting myself some starwars lego this weekend.

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

CRAZY and WONDERFUL

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

i wonder why Paramount..

.....didn't approve this artwork?

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

*Shopped only please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)

Yes...

...because I altered the title treatment using the power of my mind.

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)

* Mind the piss

Hahaha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

No pubes...

Clansoul?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)

haha office lol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)

I have plenty, thanks, and NONE ARE GINGER :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

hahaha

~~Pictures or it is not true~~

Edit: Second thoughts... forget that!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)

S O O O O O O O O O O O O O C C C K K K !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)

hahaha

like the tache :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)

fucking hell :)

not seen this one

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

^this

and ^this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)

arf!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

Excellent :D

wrong gun though!
/gun pedant

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

I saw Hancock last night (it's shit - save your money and time and don't bother with it)

and there was an advert for Dave... another in the list of Eddie Murphy films which are bound to be shit.

Where did it all go wrong for him?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

when he was born

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

nah

he was an awesome stand up comic and he made some good films... it's just he took a long break and then someone told him it was a good idea to make family films in which he plays more than one character.

it's been years since he's been in a good film (Shrek aside).

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

Nah, Nutty Prof 1

Was funny just because of the family scenes. Can imagine 2 hours of eddie to be ott tho.
Trading Places and Coming to America FTW

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

coming to america was good

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

^this

his stand up is good (homophobia and misogyny aside)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

Yeah,

RAW and DELERIOUS were only beaten by RICHARD PRIOR (the one where he does the dog impressions: Grrrrrrrrrrriiidontplaydatsheiit)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

heh, Chris Rock is the new crown prince of 'black' comedy

absolutely mindblowingly funny

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

I turned him off when he was talking about

salad tossing.

I dont 'get' the new language they use.

"I prefer surf"
WTF?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)

Eddie Murphy

officially jumped the shark roundabout Beverly Hills Cop 2, IMO

(although the stories his brother tells on the Dave Chapelle show are good)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

FUCK YO COUCH AFRICANAMERICAN!

Still makes me laugh.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

hahaha

Rick James is a legend

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

he was touched by scary spice

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

oh god yeah..

WTF was that all about? He could shag a million fit women (and probably has done) but goes for some dodgy bint from Leeds..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

they're all dodgy bints in leeds anyway

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

Hooray for pearoasts

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

you deserve this

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

Fixing the chameleon circuit didn't exactly have the desired effect...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

hah

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

pfft

www.b3ta.com/board/8535811

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

I threw my arms in the air

and issued a loud "woo hoo!"

Mrs Box hadn't seen such enthusiasm since early 2001

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

viagra delivery?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

I was part of the original trials.

"Exterminieren!" made me laugh aloud - not something who does very often.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

i thought it was ace.

it reminded me of the deadlyest joke in monty python.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

Pwhoar

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

and for some happier news: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7493846.stm

Badger - Badger - Badger - Badger - Badger - Badger

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

wait... what?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)

good

the undercover badgers in the government are working well.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)

Indeed they are...

Keep it quiet though, we don't want to let the Badger out of the bag.

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)

but why isn't she dead?!?!

graaagh!

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

i want to find her and remind her she had a timelords memories

then she'll burn up and die.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)

hehe. i feel like grafitting ¨Donna, you're a time lord¨

all over town now.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)

Can't we just beat her with a sock full of snooker balls?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

i vote for this course of action

*readys the cue*

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

readies the Queen, Don't Stop me Now music for the cue bashing.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

Good choice

...I'm having such a good time,
swinging this ball (in a sock)!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)

oops

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

the best bit was Bernard's speech at the end

and the fact that ginger twat wont be in it any more

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

¨but she was better with you¨

not here with us for a start..

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)

I liked her.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)

that's because you're ginger.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)

she makes me gibber with rage whenever is see her stupid rodenty face

i haven't been able to watch a whole episode of this season without turning it off while gagging and retching.

i only watched the final one cos someone told me she died :(

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)

actually, who did die in the last episode?

i thought they said that one major character was going to die.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

They said so repeatedly

and I also have been wondering who it was...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)

hmmm

i'm guessing they meant jack wossname, you know, the unkillable one. cop out.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

Well in a sense the donna "character" did die

because she had her memory wiped

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

fucking cop out.

i wanted to see her burn up in a Z nutrino star.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

that's specific

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8535891

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

Oh yeah, could be.

That would be a typical RTD plot device.
Cliffhanger: "I'm regenerating"
First 10 secs of next episode: "nah, not really"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

i think it was supposed to be donna

but the doc saved her

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

It was Donna's life with the Doctor.

"That version of Donna is now Dead"

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

¨that's the good news bernard¨

¨the bad news is the rest of her is alive.¨

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

don't tell anyone

but I liked Donna as an assistant and I'm still pissed off that Rose is not dead.

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)

he should have just kicked the shit out of her

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)

join us...

www.b3ta.com/board/8535918

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

is the Chameleon Circuit anything like

The Circuit in Falkirk?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

I'd like to think it is

but I suspect it isn't.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

why didin't she die?

but at least we won't be seeing her again

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

I have to go

There's this...thing. We'll, four things. Four things and a lizard.
w/y/h!

I thought she was quite good ashally
*runs*

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)

Kat to the Future.

Edit:
Drawing this reminded me of a proto-Kat pic drawn before Sequential Art began.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

Bwaaaaaaaanngg.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

keraaraaaarraaaaaaaaaaaararaaaagggggg uck uch ich aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrararrr

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

What should I listen to today, Lord S? So far I've been playing Hellchild on repeat.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

dub reggae to lighten up

Augustus Pablo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygMTCv7_2Vo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)

I am quite pleased I have none of that. I've moved onto Negativland and Tit Wrench for now.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)

orly

you and your totally made up imaginary pop groups.

I bet you just listen to radio 2 and imagine different names for the bands.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

DO NOT!

*listens to Foot Village*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

Yay ROCK!

this..............................¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

awesome

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

Ace :D

Have you ever drawn Scarlet going incredibly hyperactive on a swing?
As in going right over the bar.
Because that'd be awesome :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

rocktastic!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

She looks a bit tall

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

what a coincidence, i just saw all three films this weekend.

also, i noticed your 10.000 posts is coming up, have anything special planned?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)

WOOYAY!

splendid.

*hunts for special files link*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)

i's been doodling again :)

Previously

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

Death in his pimp gear.

WOO

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

he loves it

never bothers him that there's absolute nothingness all around him either

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

walks with arms spread, around the shoulders of

imaginary bitches.

"Quiet bitch, i aint paying you to talk"

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

*fears*

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

*gets ass back on the track*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

But where does the red carpet lead???

(

S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

perdition?

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

I said

"BUT WHERE DOES THE RED CARPET LEAD??"

Turn your hearing aid up!

(

S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

ah sorry. the red carpet leads to a small emphezemic Italian named Terrence

well you did ask...

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

I'll get you up to 20 words a minute in no time...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

0_0

The possibilities......

...are endless!

Woo!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

Well...? Traditional or modern for you?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

most certainly modern

by the time youve undressed the top one, you'd be to knackered to put the graft in.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

this

i'd give it a spot of bother certainly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

hahahahaha!

i downloaded that top image a few days back, it's in my to do pile, shan't bother now.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

Bollocks. Do whatever you were going to do anyway!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

^this

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

^that

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

no mate

there is no way on earth i'll even get close to that^

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

Move your face nearer the screen you fool

*Wins

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

DON'T DO IT

he's going to slap the back of your head so you bang your nose!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Haha...

*Why do you have to ruin all my jokes!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

how or where is it possible to meet women like this?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

I know a secretarial college, not far from here...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

Teasers

Manchester.

Or XS in fallowfield.

They arnt nearly as pretty but they'll bend over backwards to please.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

yoga people

if you mean the latter.

If you're looking for monochrome-skin a babes, I can't really help.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

ha, bloody 'ell

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

Ahhhh... Is the second one the Fresh Water variety as well?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

They both taste a bit salty...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yea... that was the other one I was thinking of using...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

Is that Helena Bonham Carter in the top pix

Where do I place my order?

(

boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

Someone call for a doctor?

Apologies for tardiness... been stuck in meetings all day!

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

tardisness?

surly

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

Didn't want to say it...

but it was in my head all the while!

(

Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

nope

just tardness.

*hates Dr Who*

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

me too

it really sucks so much only the daleks were any good in the old days.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)

The first doctor

old hairy bloke was awesome.
Sadly it looked like he was dying on set.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

Pffffft :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

hahaha

now that would get me watching Dr Who again - he travels through time murdering old ladies! :D

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

oh dear oh dear

can this be the last of this wagon plz

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)

Here here

there, there.
Everywhere, Everywhere.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

Retardes?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

bugger.. you posted before i could do the simple shopping... bah..

(

glubglub should be working on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

hahaha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

How about a RETARDIS - not very PC (boom boom)

(not worthy of own thread)

(

glubglub should be working on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/davymecha.gif

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

i was singing 'ding dong the witch is dead' when the tate was dumped back into her chavy life

pity they didn't kill her off, but at least she's gone :D

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

i thought it was impressively tragic

i felt for her for the 1st time all series

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)

So Gordon Brown wants us to save food eh?

the answer surely comes from within

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)

I have a friend who's bulemic,

the only party I've ever been to where a cake's jumped out of a girl.

(Woo!)

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

*comedy trombone noise*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

wah wah wah waaaahahahaaha

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

www.sadtrombone.com/

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

wasn't a quicktime thingy of that in the newsletter a while back

or was it the drum cymbal thing?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

it's entirely possible;

the newsletter's shit so I don't ever read it.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

0_o

Can be hit and miss some weeks but it's not THAT bad.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

I was not telling the thruth

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

OIC

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

ouch

and woo to captain

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

bidum tish

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

good gag, good gag

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

SAVE FOOD!

Also... (not worth own thread)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

Arf!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

ha ha ha ha

take THAT dog!

Woo yay aaawwwwwwwww

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

Could it be magic,,,,

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

Oh Mandy

(

Joliet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

You say it best...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

the moral of that song == 'shut up woman'

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

arghhhhhhhh!

A HUGE BMP! RUN!
;)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

Sorry about that...

This was an early one, when a wasn't ~~such a knob~~ so experienced.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

hahaha..

great.

(

glubglub should be working on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)

er...

i dont know any take that songs! Phew for me

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

Aha! But you knew Take That sang Could it be Magic!

aicmfp

(

Joliet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

FFS.

*gets coat*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Yea..!

You are a closet Take That fan!

*Points
*Laughs

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

I thought every take that fan was in the closet...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

I doubt it

there no such thing as REAL magic.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

He doesn't look best pleased with that.

Woo though!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

haha, he looks so unhappy

(

Shada, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

hahahahahaha

aww he looks so sad! lol - makes it funnier though!

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

Why isn't he licking himself?

Must be a very well trained beast.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

Yum!

*bites*

(

Joliet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

Yites!

*bums*

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

is it in yet?

(

Joliet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

*I'm not used to playing in a cathedral

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

have you taken precations?

...

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

yes!

i've tied my legs to that fucking tree!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

The tree is deceit

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

bless

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

mmmm hot dog...

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

jumping frog

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

Albuquerque

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

i love this.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)

Finally get to use this pic. Hooray! Now I can move on.

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Panic?

or fear?

(

Joliet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

i hope thats not a mong you are taking the micky out of!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

why not?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

Jeremy Irons

(

Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

Steamy!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

in b4 gary old-man

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

That's fucking

rubbish

(Youlotfeckingsuck, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Charmed

I'm sure

(

Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

Moobs!

^ Would (if realy pissed)

Bit late, but have this:

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

huzzah... ;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

ho ho... ;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

Blow job kit?

What's in one of those?
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

well.. it says.:

The Blow Job Kit includes gloves, an apron, oversleeves and a hairnet making sure you can keep clean and jizz free!

(

glubglub should be working on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

"...leave the rubber gloves and the tiara on... "

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

And the boots

essential shaggin gear, Knee-highs.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

I was thinking that, but there are logistical implications involved in getting the tights off

which would involve taking off the boots and then putting them back on -- it's just too complicated.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

imagine the calories she'd burn if you didn't take 'em off

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

99% of women LOVE IT when you

tear their (easily replacable) clothes of in a ravenous frenzy of thrusting.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

... They all admit to it in the Trial

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

Heheh

Rape is in the eye of the beholder.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

^Would - even if I was not completely pissed

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

hahaha

she would so get it.

even nowdays.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Jeremy Irons has norks!

I never noticed before

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

I'll have 9mm of gorgonzola please...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

Now Shop

There will be Edam.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

The Gorgonzola Of New York.

Oh shit, those are daniel day-lewis

*self spangs*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

*Edam is made backwards you know

* FACT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

Madam I'm Adam

I'm going to bed. laters

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

Who with?

www.b3ta.com/board/8535483

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

GUNS AND CHEESE GUNS AND CHEESE

they go together like Oranges and Toothpaste...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

Fun Fact

Jeremy Irons ruined his voice singing Be Prepared on the Lion King soundtrack. So much so that from about halfway through the song Jim Cummings (he of the voice of Tigger and uncountable other Disney characters) had to take over.

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Joliet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

I did not know this

why did i not know this?

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boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

sh'e sleeping with the chief of police

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

It's the easiest way of getting out of parking tickets

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Joliet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

I am the chief of Police

I didnt notice anything

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boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

you were asleep

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

Shouldnt you be out making comments such as:

"Thats white mans electricity your wasting there son."

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Jeremy also has a pilots' licence and flies a Hercules C-130.

He's also a fully qualified dentist. There's more to him than meets the eye.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

he invented the longbow

and can jump up to 2.7 metres from standing... despite his impressive facial hair, he saves his pubies to gain that extra optical inch, his back is shorter than his front.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

I just read that on the internet.

Therefore, it must be true.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

Are you suggesting that he's also a Transformer?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

he likes guns, eh?

is he a Soldiering Irons?

/coat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

from my cold dead hands

you wont take my brie de meaux

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boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

and a phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range for afters.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

haha.

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

a quarter of chedge please!

Is it Irons hour?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

Metric only, please.

It's always Irons hour when Jeremy's around.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

Irons should work out the metric conversion on my behalf

with nary a blink of his eye.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

D0N'T LOOK AT HIM

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)

FEARS

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

I'M NOT LOOKING AT HIM D:

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

who?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

DON'T ASK :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

I'm looking at Hexechordal.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

Here's looking at you kid.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

here's looking at your FACE

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

face face face face face feet.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

*All sing along!

Face, shoulders...
knees and feet...

knees and feet.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

and cunt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

Here's looking at your kids

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

thats no moon

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

*turns away*

*fears*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

Boo!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

blimey

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

nooooo

*feels guilty*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

You killed him!

How could you?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

meh

he deserved it!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

Hahahah what!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

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