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Thought I'd try My Hand At Japanese Caligraphy

Click for "Jesus Christ Its HUGE" (271KB)
Havn't got a clue what it says but its purdy writing.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

by hand or photoshop?

/does calligraphy as a hobby

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

Photoshop

Using GfxTablet and copied from a website
*rummage*
www.takase.com/MartialArts/MartialArts.htm

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

That's cool, just wondered, looks good

I do it all by hand, and don't do as much of the japenese form as I used to. These days it's just the standard weddings/special events/certificates/greeting cards work I get. A few larger pieces (family trees, etc) but mainly, small 'easy to fit in between everything else' work :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Cheers

Fella!
Post some of your stuff!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

I'll see what I can do :)

I tend to keep all my 'proper' art - sketching, water colour and acrylic painting and calligraphy away from b3ta, as I tend to think of this as a pure 'photoshop' area.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

I have a huge calligraphy

set of pens and brushes that sadly have not seen fresh air in 3 years. I'm too damned lazy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

I've been doing it since I was 15

/17 years. Do like it though. Quite a few house names, pub signs, etc etc kicking about in Norfolk, as well as all the 'on paper' stuff :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

It says, in broad terms at least

"DFS Sale now on, many sofas now only FOUR NINE NINE"

(Chopper3, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

LOL

Genuine Belly LoL

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

Most excellent :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

From quite a while ago

(Chopper3, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

bindun I'm afraid.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

By me though

hence the 'from a while ago' thing

(Chopper3, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

Oh dear *ducks*

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

acecakes

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

hehe, nice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

Too good again GA!

Stop upstaging me ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

Has Cockweasle done a Snarnia yet?

Edit : Ah, Bloop and Coast of Yemen have...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

Pfffffffffffffffft

oh god

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

Oh dear.

That deserves a click.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

do i win?

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nocturne72, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

Hahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahah
This tickles me. Well done.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

Pfffffffft!

*clicks*

(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

OMFG!

I made the front page!!!!!

Hurrrah!

Thanks everyone :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)

Yay!

One of the few jokes on b3ta I can show my 9 year old. He thought it was very funny.

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moogy boobles, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

My narner

needs widescreen

*thrust*

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

That

is flipping ace!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

Railway Children much?

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

BIIIIIGGGAAAAAHHHHHH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

Big R?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

oho

Kebab will be here in a minute telling you that the switch points are set incorrectly or that the 00 60 double 0 Hawaii 5-0 Casey Jones never ran on that particular line ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Casey Jones - Grateful Dead is win

also: hahahahahahahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

old men with small trains

have always given me the fear

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

posted this about 3 years ago

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Sellers funkie not junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

She's got Anne Diamond neck now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Phwoar.

Definitely would. Definitely during the cot death campaign years.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

I've said it before, I'll say it again

there is something very wrong with you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

Yeah but in a sexy way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Spot the difference:

datacore.sciflicks.com/total_recall/images/total_recall_large_03.jpg

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41299000/jpg/_41299848_diamond_203.jpg

incase anyone saw this on Badgas.com years ago, I was the one who submitted it :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Fuuuuuuck

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

hhahahahahhahahshahasfjlsen;sljern gk\lnpr

that's fucking uncanny

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

TWO WEEKS!

well, someone had to say it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Those two images need to be merged

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

I always thought casper was gay.

Threadjack

I know how every member of b3ta loves football. So with this absolutely undeniable fact in mind, please let everyone know about the b3ta fantasy football league.

Here

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

I want that brown fellow

and then four from the top and three consonants.

Is that enough? How many do I need? And I don't want any spanish stripy guys.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

fuckin' spanish.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

They cry.

They fall over and cry.

EDIT: oh oh oh I want the me that plays for rangers. What's his name? Something Faye.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

haha

he doesn't play for rangers anymore and he's fucking shit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Arse.

Well then I'm not playing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

let's leave the boys to their games and go look at shoes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

\o/ SHOES

I can't decide between these

www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/4491

and these

www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/4493

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

grey ones. fo sho

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

That's what I was thinking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

go for those

the ones with the belts

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

this is the girliest thing I'll ever say

I'm worried they'd clash with my hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

both.

buy them NOW.

if the second weren't that lovely silvery-grey, i'd say buy the first ones

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

Yeah, exactly.

They do them in taupe as well, but I prefer the grey

www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/4494

So that's one vote for grey, one vote for belts, and one vote for both.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

I vote belts

I love the silver design but it's ruined for me by brown soles, and I like boots I can wear the fuck out of instead of worrying about how dirty they look so pale grey is out.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

They do the belts in grey as well

but not on that site. They're on the dr martens site, but I can't access it at work as I've not got flash 8.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

definitely

the oxblood ones.

I still have my 18 hole, Steel capped high tops in black and they are falling to bits but I can't let them die!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

But they're all belts

so the water'd get in.

And I think they'd clash with my hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

Then- neither :)

There are many fine boots out sir, don't get ones you wont love into their old age and consider resurrecting from their grave at least once

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

I'm terrible for buying shoes on a whim.

I've got a lovely pair of vans slip ons that cut my heels to shreds, but I love them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

I got some thigh high ones at the Passion show a couple of months ago

but they simply are not going to work, I want to sell them so I can reinvest the money in some I will wear.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

my fantasy team shall consist of:

spike
data
brian blessed
chuck norris
jackie chan
sean astin
jeremy clarkson
ed byrne
kai(from lexx)
hugh fearnley-whittingstall
ronnie corbett

i realise we wouldn't win many games, but those i wouldn't shag, i'd enjoy laughing at.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Oooooh nicely

Right mine'd be:

Zakk Wylde
James Spader
John Cusack
Dara O'Brien
Jonathan Frakes (only with the beard)
Brandon Lee
Vamp out of MGS
Phil Jupitus
Mark Lamarr

and now I need to go for a lie down before my vagina explodes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

that can happen? *fears*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

It can if I don't get seen to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

*gets a bowl and spoon*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Some help you are.

And take that bib off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

you can't have phil and mark without bill bailey!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

Why am I not in there?

I was the most psychotic right back in our Sunday league.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

well

you can replace hugh f-w if you like

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

aww. I like him

he could feed us snails and head lice on a bed of tramps bedding at half-time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

i like him

but his hair would get in his eyes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

I dunno

Blessed could play blow football with the ball, Data and Kai wouldn't run out of stamina, Ronnie Corbett would have the opposition in stitches with a witty anecdote told from his armchair, and Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick the ball into last week.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

and next week

AT THE SAME TIME

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

Corbett used to play for Hearts

shit at headers though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

Only the youth team

He was shortlisted for the main team, though...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

don't remind me

about kai not running out of stamina!
*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

That's not protoblood...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

Spike?

*licks lips*

Hated the look of him out of character though. Weird one that.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

i know what you mean

i'd still do him rotten, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

I would go for:

Batman
Robocop
That bloke with the elbows from Ong Bak
Terminator 2
The Iron Giant
Gary Oldman
and all the rest would be cloned grizzly bears.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

the bloke with the elbows?

As I can't remember the film that well, was someone doing muay thai?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

Sounds about right.

Tony Jaa, according to google. He's brilliant.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

she means portuguese

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

Does she?

Well I never.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

yes

I think you are referring to Sporting Lisbon.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

That's the ones.

Oh, that is Portugal isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

i mean the spanish.

never met one i liked. they're all so bloody loud. they combine the worst of all mediterranean characteristics. damn good chefs though.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

that's some fine Great British xenophobia you've got there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

i like everyone else. its just the spanish i'm not keen on.

i love barcelona though.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

ah, the terrorist spanish

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

my dislike mostly comes from the fact we had loads of them in our halls last year and they were awful.

especially the ones i'm pretty sure stole my frying pan

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

bagsey Justin Fashanu

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

can you Gaz me the pin please

and I shall give it some serious thought this afternoon. ( not the players, the team name. Team names are important ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

Pin is: 886027

But don't tell anyone.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

*uses*

*steals the club kitty*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

I have it secreted about my person

and only a filthy felcher will prise it from me now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

All your base, duly registered.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

God, I posted this ages ago

on my old login:
It's shit :D
www.b3ta.com/board/7020811

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TY&GN, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

The competition at the time

was combining movie titles.

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TY&GN, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

(radja, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

The beauty part is that it could just be a copy of the original movie

thus coming in well under budget while delivering everything the cover offers.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

May I ris?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Do you still have me on ignore?

If not, fuck you.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Are the seams deliberate?

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

Page 3

Click for readabler.

I appear to have forgotten how to draw this weekend.

Page 1
Page 2

Click like the blazes!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

I saw that on your site earlier

what makes you think you've lost the drawing thang? looks good to me!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

you sneaky wench!

You had a milestone when I was not here and then just left teasing words afterwards. I shall be writing to my MP in disgust.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

oh yes

oh yes.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

*covets link to original*

MWahahaha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

covets?

your laughter suggests you have it.

I am confused.

*has it as desktop wallpaper*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

As soon as I posted that I knew it was wrong,

I just for the life of me can not think of the right word right now.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

perhaps

"wanks over"? :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

Bwahahaha!

I dont think Kenny would like that ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

whyever not?

I'd take it as a compliment.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

I saw it.

it was awesome. I came over all a-quiver.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

it was awesome. I came ~~over all a-quiver.~~

/predictable

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

My coming is predictable?

Actually, you're very right on that score, it's not as if I'm a stranger to myself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

yes

If I turn to my right and cough, I dare say it would bring you close to climax.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Depends on how close to your right I was

and what you coughed on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

I meant just now

but yes.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Well someone thinks a lot of himself.

Maybe if you filmed yourself doing it.

In the nip. (NOT a Japanese lady).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

certainly not

naked coughing brings back bad memories of my schooldays.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Your dedication to me is unsurpassed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

its a subtler way to ask than fanj did

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Did he fall over pissed and shout something about tits?

Sorry, the only time I met fanj he was smashed out of his tree and stole my lighter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

He's quite, quite lovely

And that was actually the first thing he said to me on meeting him, reinforced many times!

He just likes being a dick online. We all have our hobbies :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

I honestly can't remember if he was nice or not.

I remember him glaring at me, nicking my lighter, and then I think I was concentrating on Pachey's behind.

Ah, back in the days when I could hold my alcohol.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Hahah, yes

And somewhat more likely to succeed

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

Mwahahahah HAH

It's still up, just not linked anymore.
You might have more luck writing to me instead?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

It's ok hunny.

I've seen your ladybits already, remember? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

I do

This was norks and an underbust corset though, I've never posted/sent links to those particular ladybits quite so obviously

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

hehe

yes of course madam.

I'm sure it was a marvellous show of Jessage for your milestone and at some point you will find it infuriating that I've not asked to see it and will gaz it to me with a harrumph and stamping of feet ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

Oh, certainly not

You're very right to have gathered that I would notice you not asking, but you underestimate quite how analytic I am and I had already concluded you weren't going to ;)

I just wanted to respond to the wrong you do me in assuming it would be the same ol' mutton I was peddling, but I can assure you that I play the part for fun, I'm not actually the insecure and attention-seeking girl-on-the-net people like to believe.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

pull your neck in Freud.

you have read too much into my japery ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

*harrumphs*

*stamps off*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

Is there a way to say

"I find this interesting" without sounding like a perv? ... No, probably not.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

Heh, maybe if you ran a site that sold corsets or something?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

*starts cutting out letters from newspapers*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Save yourself the hassle....

www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=1041

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

Well...

It took four hours to do, and even then the face changes every time I redraw it. I didn't feel like I nailed the limbs, and my perspective is pretty shoddy. Apart from that, I was happy with it ;)

I'm very picky with my own work when I'm making an effort.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Well I think it is braw!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

Thank you,

but I shall continue self-flaggelation in the hope that the next page looks a bit better. I'd better improve soon because there are some ones coming up that are going to take a bit more skill.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

I thought the perspective in the second panel wasn't quite right

but that could just as easily be the artist messing about I know what you mean about being pickier with your own stuff, I'm like that and I don't have anywhere near the talent you do!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

It's a cracking style

and have no fear I fully understand how you feel after putting hours and hours into this kind of thing. Especially when many people won't initially see why things take so long.

It's a fantastically well rendered comic and I look forward to the rest.

The only slight issue I have is that being a child of the 70's and the comic books of that era I can't look at a page of this without getting "Rupert the Bear" in my head.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Hah! I thought of him too actually

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

Hahaha

Fair point! Just imagine that this is like Rupert the bear except with violence and Victorian-themed insults.

Actually, you don't have to imagine, that's pretty much exactly what it is.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Well I like it.

More of this stuff.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

This should have top hats hanging on it

because it's utterly Victorian hatstand.

*approves*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

Haha :D

This is smashing!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

Yay!

*click and vote*

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

haha

that is a fine thing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

Absolutely corking sir...

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

hehe it looks fab..nothing wrong with it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

'Lo Prodge

how's life? I see my Super Stardust score remains unassailed!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

urgh I'm pish at that game...I can't even get past the first bloody world :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

... you have a corset shop

I didn't know that...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

I do indeed

with 10% off everything at the moment too - there are advantages to making the website for the manufacturer! :)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

Corsets?

On sale?
Corsets?

*runs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

Oh go on then

corsets.matazone.co.uk I figure it's okay to spam a little since Rob and co. linked to the shop in the newsletter a while back.

Right, back to work for me. Thanks for the lovely comments everyone!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

does the romance

come in made-to-measure and, if so, how much is it???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

Hmmm.

Yes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

Here is a picture

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

I really like how everything seems to be in motion.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

how much have you had to drink?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

4 beers

I DON'T NEED BOOZE, MAN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

MOOOOOOOVE MILK DOES IT FOR ME!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

I like this picture

it is a good picture

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

Why, thank you

And very nice it is too. Like a roadmap of an alien city.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

I wanna colour it in

tis ace.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

I've already

laid out the flats in my mind ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

did you see the one earlier?

thats was my favourite thus far?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

no not yet.

I usually catch up with them all and put them in a folder for when I'm in the mood for colouring ( which is not often, it's actually time-consuming and quite exhausting mentally )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Don't nother my nephew already has....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

Get a job! You have too much time on your hands!:P

alsowoo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

aaaaah, where's me drugs?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

Lovely :D

*click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

This

Is Tokyo. I recognise it.

Woo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

so you do these electro style

or with a pen? Do you use a ruler?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

I pencil it in with rulers and compasses and such

then ink over it and scan it.

I can't quite get the hang of computerised drawing. It's all too fiddly and complex and my right mouse button keeps getting stuck down.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

I thought as much

They're all the better for being hand drawn if you ask me.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Cheers :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

euuuwwww

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

*Buys* *gives as gifts*

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

hahaha

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

Get busy with the sithy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

So I'll be seeing that in Nuts next week?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

I dunno, it's a blatant rip-off of ninj's yodaphone

Nuts' standards are too high for me nowadays.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

You can rip me orf

anyday Barb! Lovely pic by the way :-)

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Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

ta!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Fizzy gravy I can make

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

Would that be

Stockade?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Cakefart?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

RIS?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

hahahahaha!

is he suffering from the phantom penis?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

i can see

his winkle...

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

a boy without a winkle?

god be praised, it's a miracle!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

"I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah"

"Where it bubbled all the time, like a giant carbonated soda. S O D A. Sooooda..."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

i asked him his name

and in a raspy voice he said yoda, y.o.d.a yoda...

i love that song!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

I *have* that song.

*listens to*

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

so have i

and star wars cantina

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

Ah, Richard Cheese! :D

I love that song too.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

BOYEAH THAT ONE'S GOING IN THE PORN FOLDER !!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Hahaha

oh christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

hahaha

Let's get busy with the

er, milk and piss

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

have we met before?...

www.ironicbbq.co.uk

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

I've decided this is bread.

BREAD, damn it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

yes.

nice, warm, crusty bread.
don't you just want to slice into that bun-loaf and smear it with butter, before sinking your teeth into it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

Funny there was me thinking they were stools.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

silly kebab!

stools have legs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

stools is furniture.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Well next time you make a stool put in on the floor and sit on it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

I shall.

And the next time I do a poo I shall call it a poo and then not sit on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Hopefully.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

So that's what the man at the bar meant

When he offered to push my stool in.

(Old joke)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

thankfully, I have just finished my lunch....

completely mad btw, so "excellent stuff!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

TYPE 2 MEETS TYPE 4

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

i like a man (or woman)

that does his research!

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

I AM A MAN, AND I CAN PROVE IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

That is horrendous!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Sadly close to what I thought

I used to have to grade bowel movements like that at work

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

I went out with an andrology nurse for a while.

She spent entire days smelling spunk and checking its viscosity.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

You're a beige jobby, I'm a brown jobby

have we met somewhere before?
You're a beige jobby, I'm a brown jobby
Did we meet on the bathroom floor?

Stinky meat jobby, I'm a sweet jobby
How you thrill me through and through
Dont be hard jobby on a soft jobby
'Cause I cant help loving you.

Edit: Sorry. I don't know what happened to me there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

Have I ever told you how classy you are?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

Would you like me to?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

only if you mean it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

I always mean it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

You are mad and disturbing.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

$1.29 from WallMart....

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R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'm going to make one of them tomorrow

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

make it massive.

and eat two servings for me please. Then get a big tiramisu and wolf most of it down.

rub the rest on your tits

Yep, that's me sorted for dinner tomorrow ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

Tiramisu? I really should start it tonight then

and I haven't got the time or the madeira.

Tell you what, I'll make some later in the week.

tiramisu on the tits or moussaka?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

defitely

the cakey stuff on the breasts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

type with both hands

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

Hahahahaha oh dear Christmas Christ on a stick!

Click!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Nice!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

good lord, I could do with some of that right now (even though i've just eaten)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Angry Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

hahahahahahaha

wooo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

This is quite frightening. We drive past one of them on the way home from work...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

I've been shouting "WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!" at my girlfriend for days now.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

poor gracie!

she's going to slap you if you carry on.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

My guess is she died on Thursday

and someone sold you a novelty necronomicon for a fiver.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

To you and Smash,

she loves it and thinks Family Guy is one of the best things on telly, along with House and a couple other great things.

She and I frequently quote the Lemon Pledge woman, and when she says "Oh no!" I shout "Wah ney!"

We're very sad.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

wah naaaay!

I say that quite a bit. I also threaten to eat that hairy leg quite a lot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

We do the "Misser superman no here.." a lot.

Hahah "no...I have no money..."

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

/mexican

oooooooh iss fahnny becaause...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

she loves it, does she?

you dawg!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

keep that up and she wont be your girlfriend for much longer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

If only the Ignore button worked as well in real-life.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

How those Summer Holiday evenings must just fly by.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

hahahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Relationship advice from an internet weirdo.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

"WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!"

I am passing the savings on to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZHpGYFPls&feature=related

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

That link is purple :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

something which made me crease the other evening...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6dnzr2rNDI

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Thate p was sooooo funny

Every B3tan should watch it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

The Present Mrs. Architect had to slap me to stop me laughing

I totally lost it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Hahah yes I remember this :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

i saw this last week

there was a little wet patch on my couch when it was over

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

haha

twas quality

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

You could sing it to her too...

www.myspace.com/thecubanboys

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

*bookmarked*

Sorry for kinda stealing your thread...

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

bless :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

OH YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha

I don't understand this, but I love it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

hahahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

I do a fantastic imperssion

of one of those things.

Have a woo. :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Slightly more interesting...

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

Mrs Vagabond blummin loves that fillum.

I reckon it's a poil a shoite.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

Banderas'd get it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

cor yeah

and bradd

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Only at the beginning when he has dark green eyes

when they're light they shit me up a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

why was queen of the damned so shit though :(

i want more anne rice films

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

Townsend was still fit in it

regardless of shittiness. I'd have wrecked the boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

*chooses not to make any comments about Dunst-related boners during that film*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

It's alright, she's mere months younger than you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

woohoo.

wait... but... in the film, she's quite a lot younger than me isn't she?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

She is NOW, yes.

I'm always going to be younger than you. It's amazing how this time thing works.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

And I'm always going to be younger than you...

And still be more of a bastard.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

the best thing about it

is the song at the end, sympathy for the devil.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Mmmm yes.

Who told me Sandie Shaw covered it? I want to hear that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

what, old "puppet on a string"?

you're kidding!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Apparently so

I wish I could remember who told me about it now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

i really wish

my speakers weren't dead now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Fo sho? Damn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

i know.

i just had to BUY mr. blue sky on c.d.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

Bit of ELO always goes down smooth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

i love mr. blue sky

my neighbours are getting to hate it, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

That would be me....

I'll gaz ya t'link

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

You're a stunning chap, you really are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

Agreed.

Did you get this, btw?

www.b3ta.com/board/8578948

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Ooooo no I dint.

Is it any good do you know?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

Yes very

If you like it dark, which I'm assuming anyone who's spent this morning in and around b3ta does.

Good story, and has some pretty strong Sedlec connections - obviously not sure how much of it is rooted in fact but if you're thinking of going it might be a decent read...

I keep meaning to read more of his stuff but never get round to it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

*You're* a poil a shoite.

It's an ace film :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

it is awful

but then it's one of Bernard's book isn't it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Agreed, Over-hyped and piss poor acting.

Decent vampire film - Near Dark.

That is all.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Is that the one with most of the cast of Aliens in it?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

It needs more vampire gaysex.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

The more I look at him, the more confused he seems.

*click*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Haha,

He's playing a game with us.

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

That's not Dickie Bird!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Gah! The mind pissage! :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Here he is!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

I love him:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Arf!

Needs more Dickie Bird though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

so bored...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

thank you.

i now have swiss vegetable bouillon dripping out of my nose.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

I bet that tastes salty

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

more stingy, actually

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

I hate having stuff up my nose.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

actually effects aside, there are few simple pleasures greater than insuffulating powders

though i rarely touch even snuff these days

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

Do you know that brass filings have a sortof funny odour?

I'd noticed this at various stages of my existence, and conveyed my observations to my Dad who said 'yeah so does aluminium.'

After snorting Al filings I don't want things up my nose again.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

yup, every word i understand but the entire post is lost on me

you thought aluminium filings were an odd colour.

so you snorted them?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

yeah I snorted aluminium and it fucking hurt.

this is why I like my nose clear of unusual substances. other than hair and the occasional blob of snot.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

if i eat cooked ham, rice or boiled eggs

i get little bits of them up my nose, which i then have to blow out before i sneeze food.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

how do manage this?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

I'm guessing you need to stop breathing through your nose while you swallow.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

What is the difference between Bouillon and Soup?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

About £5 a bowl

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

WIN!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

And which way is this?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

it's much thinner

it's like stock rather than soup. it also has less calories and a lot less fat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

OK.

SO you are basically drinking Vegetable tea then :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

yep.

but i must say again that i've lost 17lbs 2 oz. in 10 days drinking this stuff.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Well in that case well done muchly :)

I myself will stick to McPies and Lard!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

In some countries that's considered a binding marriage!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

hahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

bugger that!

*wipes nose hurriedly*
that counts as an annulment, right?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

That's OK

In the same country nose wiping means he has to give you all his goats!

EDIT: In related news; BBB has just got married!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

*buys gravy*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

hahahah! office lolled ya barsteward :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Deer John

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

They're starting a new show called Moose Haunted?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

damn that would have been better :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

I would watch a show about a haunted moose.

I honestly don't know how anyone could make a bad show on this premise.

It's like satay sauce - you really have to go out of your way to make a bad one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

I have no idea what that is..

but Simon Rimmer from Something for the weekend/ This Little Farmer says it takes less than 30 mins

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/sataysauce_81544.shtml

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

satay sauce is like spicy peanut butter that tastes great on lamb and chicken

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

that is a matter of opinion

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

it isn't

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

I don't like peanuts. therefore satay sauce does not taste great.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

that sentence is logically invalid

but logic aside, you're still wrong.

women only want to sleep with men who like peanuts

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

Damn!

I thought it was man who had penises like peanuts! Damn this dyslexia!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

yeah you're right...it's logically bollocks.

I don't like anything that tastes of peanuts. Satay sauce tastes of peanuts. Therefore I do not like satay sauce. I think that holds.

I haven't studied logic, strangely taught as a philosophy subject I believe here...

And leave my personal peanuts out of this...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

taught as philosophy here too.

that ones valid yeah.

you've made your personal peanuts b3ta's domain now i'm afraid.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

I'd like to cut down on how much air time my peanuts get

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

Hahahaha

You speak wisely.

The same can be said about certain bands and music.

"No, it's not a matter of taste. You're wrong to like/not like* them"

*delete as appropriate

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

totally. i can even use the great philosopher Hume to back me up on this

whilst i'm all for subjectivity of standards and variety being the spice of life etc. the fact of johnny cash's divinity is objective

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

That is a matter of DELICIOUSNESS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

yum :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

I don't think I want 'tasty' satay sauce from someone named 'Rimmer'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

"Rim-mer, to rhyme with scum!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

without him life would be much grimmer

he's never been mistaken for yul brynner
he's not bald and his head doesn't shimmer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

I love that song.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

He's much more useful than a garden strimmer

that was exactly what I was thinking.

:D

(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

You've never eaten satay sauce?

For an easy peanut satay:

A wad of peanut butter

A bit of coconut milk (or normal milk if you can't be fucked)

A big bit of sweet chilli sauce

Melt peanut butter in saucepan. Add other ingredients. Stir.

Pour over cooked chicken. get some satay marinade for it if you want to.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

mmmmm never tried it but it sounds awesome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Anyway, we've gone off on a bit of a tangent with the satay sauce

I'm really more interested in this haunted moose concept right now.

Is it like the moose gets possessed, or are his innards haunted while a shrunken ship full of people traverses its innards like fantastic voyage or something?

FANTASTIC VOYAGE 2: THIS TIME IT'S IN A HAUNTED MOOSE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

The implications of this would be that other people had previously gone inside the moose and died.

Their ghosts wander around inside the moose long after the moose's death.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

is that the blog where you have translated everything into Korean and back again?

It's good! :D

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

I haven't written anything about haunted moose on any blog.

This new one I did has made a surprising amount of advert revenue for the one tiny ad in the corner, though.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

:D hehehe

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

No eye deer.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

FSH?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

what do you call a dinosaur in prison?

mega-sore-arse

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

What do you call a retail-price stuffed dinosaur?

Toys-aur-us.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

haha :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

its like birdo from mario 2

but with a a very toothy lesbian mouth :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

i hate birdo

her and her pink eggs, always red-shelling me on mario double dash

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

I hate birdo if only for her really stupid name.

"Birdo".
What the fuck's a birdo!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

exactly!

who the fuck comes up with this shit?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

Nintendo.

After all they called the Wii the Wii, when it had a fantastic code name of 'Revolution'.

Would have taken a sales hit in France though...

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

*ideas arise*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

But then they had the shit idea

of calling the Game Cube the "Dolphin"...

(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Nintendo had a shit idea?

FUCK, THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE I MIGHT EXPLODE

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Very valid point.

*hugs Xbox*

(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Cement-stealing retards.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Lady S is leaving me for you

after she saw some of your stuff at the weekend.

Thought you should know

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Tell her to reconsider,

She should leave you for SuperDave, he is my flavour of the month :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

yaaay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

pfft

crackpotness.

can I hijack your thread to repost house so Capn Wow can see it?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

I've seen houses before

Is it one you made?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

yes it is this one

I made.

Click for bigger (396KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

It is very nice

he's got more attractive as he's got older too.

Would you like to make me a house? It'd be good for you, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

As in build one?

I doubt that very much. I have plans to build one more when I find the right plot and hopefully it will be the one I die in. I'm too old for big projects now. I want easy life.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

Yes as in build one.

Well make two, and then I can live in one and come round and cook you dinner when you're too old and dusty to do it yourself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

haha.

I know your wily ways. There would be no sex in it for me and you and manwife would just be playing the xbox on my big telly all day and teaching my boy bad things ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

PS3, thank you. We'll have none of that microsoft bastwank in my (your) house.

I'll teach your lad how to sing. How to sing at ladies. How to sing at ladies from bushes.

On second thoughts, it's probably best I don't meet him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

Yes it is best.

When he's old enough he'll lose his virginity at the whorehouse like the rest of us! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Then I'll make him a massive vulva-shaped cake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

I'll build you a house.

How hard can it be? Bricks, windows, a door or two. Sorted.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Roof please.

Otherwise it's just a holding pen, and after the fiasco in Poland I'm not playing silly buggers like that again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

pfft, you're dark.

I was thinking of thatch. The roof can be done at the end. It would be stupid to do it at the start. It would have nothing to sit on.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Racist.

Thatch is flammable though, and I'm dead clumsy.

Dead peasants.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

asbestos is cheap these days.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

jacobs cream crackers and UHU.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Roof starts to

go on as soon as you have the shell up and can place the ridges and trusses. Usually before a watertight scheduled date but often before the windows and many internal walls. You'd be crazy to go thatch, costs more than a supercar to insure.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

hmm

yes. All this stuff sounds important, but I was thinking of just making a small hut about the size of a shed in order to rut her without the cops getting annoyed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

No no no no no

you said house, house it is. HOUSE, damn you. With more than three rooms and some stairs and floors.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

they have

basements for that sort of thing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Oooh yes.

Shackles ftw.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

yays

I'm actually watching House at the mo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Wow

I love House. :D

Wonderful picture, and your profile just amused me for ten minutes, *clickety mc clicky click click*

(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

It's on the popular page

and I'll just woo it now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

It is?

Ohhhhhhh very nice. I will join you in your wooage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

is it.?

Fucking hell. That's some feat for me to make the popular page during the gay shift when I make no secret that I despise half of the buffoons there ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

from my profile

"Hate him, or think he's a cunt, Pasanonic does good art"

Edit: Of course, I love you. I like cunts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

I think you can love someone and still think they're a cunt.

See: my relationship with my pops. Who is a total one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

yes. I love him. My calling him a cunt is just affectionately meant

not to be taken seriously, as the two little boys below seem to be doing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

There are people calling me a cunt?

well what do you know eh? This ignore actually serves the purpose it was meant for.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Oh I know it is

you call me names constantly, and you totally adore me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

it's true

I do love you both. Couple of fannies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Zactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

"Love him or loath him, you'd be stupid not to loath him."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

That's my outlook pretty much summed up, too.

I clicked it when he posted it :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

the buffoons are just 'different'

and you're usually appreciated.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Arf!

YOu loon :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

this gives me an idea for a new image challenge

psychos and serial killers: what do they do to relax? how do they spend their down-time?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

killing people

next question

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

no, it's a good idea tho

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

it is, i was just being facetious

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

yay!

i've just suggested it, go vote if you like it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hahahaha

*ding!*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

spare time

is time spent NOT killing people! surely they need to relax after a bit of a slaughter?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

Hippy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

*whips off flowery headband*

i'm not a hippy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

I suspect they listen to Jazz in front of an Edwardian fireplace

with a glass of brandy and a pipe.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

I like to

draw.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

second

this

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

this

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

Hahaha!

arfage :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

Click for bigger (309KB)

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

superb work as always

Woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

*there's nothing good about this!

*100% lie :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

I think I went out with the one in the blue spotty dress actually

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

I don't really know what's going on in this picture

but I do know that I like it.
Woooooo!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

'evening Zak

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

Ey up Lee

Evening? Eeeeep. I'm late for drunk.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

wah! real lifeness!

pubs opened hours ago - where you been?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hiding from the in-laws

(they're like out-laws but with greater expectations of you.)

How's you? Oh, and where's Mr Thor hiding these days?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

Looks like

every birthday card ive ever received condensed into one image.
For that alone it deserves a woo.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

That is a very happy Robot!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

Genetically modified italians!

Very woo, as per. You're excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

*glees*

But why does it remind me of the chicken song?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

^this

that's why i love b3ta, there's always someone as weird as me ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

I think it's the line

'You will hear this song in the clubs and in the bars.
You will hear this song in you holiday in maaaaar.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

mar?

you man mars, shirley?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

maybe his leg had just grow!

poo riverghos alway leavin lette of th en o word!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

cripes! thats just a bit too good! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

They're letting giraffes into their discos?

And robots?

Tsssssk

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

Eh? A disco is NOT a disco if it doesn't have a giraffe...

I would be half expecting an unexpected Giraffe from DTH after that, but alas, he's not here.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

"May I have a small Giraffe of red Wine"

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

"Sorry, Sir, due to EU restrictions and regulations, we can only serve drinks in Pachyderm Measures, you'll have to adjust your order, or we could be fined"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

woo!

wonderful work

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

this is impressively good

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

Many hurrahs!

Post more often you lazy bum!

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Baglady, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

OH FUCKING HELL YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

oh no not italo disco!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

That's

Spectacular. L'amo molto

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Jumps on bandwagon. Took longer than it should've

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

*ahem*

look down

...although your has teh woo factor too :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

arseburgers!

I shouldn't have spent so long messing around witrh the levels!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

Best of all the burgers*

*may not in fact be the best.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

All I can see is a bloke with a yellow helmet

If that's your Ghost it's crap!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

subtlety ftw :)

...do you think I should have greyscaled the helmet?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

I'll let you grayscale my helmet

pft

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

Forgive me for raining on your considerably amusing ghostly quo parade

But my impression of the spirit world is that it isn't in colour, it's in black and white :¬\

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

Yes spectral technology has progressed quite far in recent years

You can now they them in glorious technicolour!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

Ah, I see

Sort of like hi-definition for ghouls.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

you do impressions?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

Only when I'm drunk

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

Can you do tony blair?

(I wish some one would!)
Badum tush

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

I am disappointed by the lack of river in this picture

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

It is signed spookyriverghost though:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

that looks like somewhere i'd like to explore

possibly with a packed lunch and a few spliffs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

Hello Mrs Monkey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

hello mr. strokes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

claaaaaaaan!

how's you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

I'm good, thanks! :D

I've been making Yu-Gi-Oh! decks :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

i've been washing

and packing and gardening.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

My Yu-Gi-Oh! decks are win.

And that sounds like fun.

Packing?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

Covenanters Prison, Edinburgh

All this talk of ghosts made me review some pics I took a few months ago at an EVP demonstration at Covenanters Prison, Edinburgh. If you look closely, there's something that looks like a spirit orb in the top left.

(not worth own thread)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

t....t....t...t...t...t...t...

TEH FEAR!!!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

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Oh Wow

Pretty girl dressed like a victorian walking in some snow
That's really spooky

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

Your pic makes me want to go and buy life insurance.....

God I hate advertising!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

I made a Brandow ghost on saturday and sent it to realghostpictures.net

www.b3ta.com/links/206958

Here's a lightened, larger pic of the window in question. I also sent it to the BBC but I don't think they're interested.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

I think I will just park this here

Who's the ghost?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

Kate Bush?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

No it's a staircase:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

I always get the two mixed up you know.

Kate Bush is constantly annoyed by me trying to climb her.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

With me it's Britney Spears and a poxied whore.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

bupbow - nope sorry, try again.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

that was my last guess.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

Fermented Grape Abode.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

clansoul?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

lmao!

:D
but no

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Hahah it can't be, the only full body pic I've ever shown on b3ta is this:

Don't click it if you're at work, though...

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

I don't think I really want to click at all

I didn't want to click that at all

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

Not quite as scary...

thanks to puzzle for modelling...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)

d'awww :D

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)

Hahah! I like the name credited

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww

orange eyebrows.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww........

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

awwww cute doggy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

That had got to be one of my favourite Sock pics!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

My abiding favourite is the evolution one

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

....why the hell can't I remember that one?

I also loved teh Jabba one, hehehe

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

ta :)

b3ta.com/board/7291380

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

ahhhh, I remember, BRILLIANT!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

Aceness!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

it's also one of my fav's

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

More4 is doing a Kubrick weeks at the mo:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

hehe nice :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

hahahaha :D

and yes, The Dark Knight was awesome ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

glad you enjoyed it :)

it was a bit more 'epic' than I was expecting, if that makes sense.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

yea 2 and a half hours :/

Heath Ledger's Joker is an absolute pisser,
had me in stitches.."wanna see a magic trick?"

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

hehe, quite, although not really played for laughs, just pure carnage

love the hospital/walking away scene :)

all in all, it's 'Heat' meets 'Die Hard 3' meets 'Dark City'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

Still one of my favs

How the devil are you sir?

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

'ello there, sir, didn't spot you there :)

doin' well, thanks, hope you're ok.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

With the added bonus of being a lot shorter too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

Has he given the car a swift backhand slap?

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

Nope, this is the view out of the windscreen of the car behind, having just hit a pedestrian

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

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