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# calm down dear
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# b3ta is not her to take your post at the moment, please leave a message after the woo.
.
.
woooo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# That looks like Cybil Faulty's hair!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# why doesn't firefox stop the animations like it used to?
is there a plugin to fix this?
Also whilst on the subject of plugins... anything to stop the page jumping about on refresh?
Thanks all
oh and wooaoaoahah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# odd
her head stops when I press escape.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# yeah it does
but you used to be able to drag the picture to stop it, then when you let go off it went again - saved stopping all the animations on a page
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hands up pussy bear
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I'll go for a bare pussy anyday:D
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# In theory this should be cute
but it's actually scaring me a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Aww!
Pandacat! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)
# he plays in pantana
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
# deary me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Pffft
Shopped images only ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# i don't know is it because you is black?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# No it is cos you has nutella on you's face
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *goes to buy some nutella*
dammit you said nutella now i have to buy it! ( its an unwritten law)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# trumbone dildo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# what?
the law only applies to nutella
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# damn!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *buys dam*
Damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# mmmm nutella
evil naughty hip cushion maker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# those words make sense
just not in that order? *eats waffles*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Birdseye potato waaaffles
ooowafffley versatile
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# actually... no
toffee waffles! :D
www.tregroeswaffles.co.uk mmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-PmQ3dFQvs&feature=related

This is currently giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# "BIG BUTT BIG BUTT"
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I know
A mate sent it me and it is scaring me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# can someone tell me what the difference between 1080i and 1080p is
regarding telvelelsions please
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# One is interlaced one isn't?
hometheater.about.com/od/televisionbasics/qt/1080ivs1080p.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# ok thats alotta words and instantly gave me a headache
which ones better? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# um, I'd go for 1080p
forum.teamxbox.com/showthread.php?t=565601

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ahah video :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-JXfyvlPh0
thanks for the links to the forum on which i found that link :)
reading gives me headaches :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You're welcome :)
Ooh, that's quite a good link there - cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Progessive scan is far better
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_scan
also search "high def" on wiki

Decent High Definition video is being held back by interlaced luddites especially the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)
# now THIS
is funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Only since we know the context
Otherwise it's borderline racist
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Racism?! On b3ta?!
wft?!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# No me
I hate everybody equally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# yes
I remember in the days of Ali G I was quite metal/gothy and a band I was working with used always say to be in an Ali G accent, 'Is it coz I is wearing black?':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I had a cat called Blick
cos my gf at the time used to say "is it cos I is blick?"

edit: uh, she was South African.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Was she a nice one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# she was a bit mental
and very depressed, a bit militantly feminist, overbearing and generally not so nice to be in a relationship with.

But other than that, she was loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=de6V90jT4SQ
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# aha of course
I was eleven when the Chicken Song came out, and I think this was on the b-side. I've met two nice South Africans, but considering I've only met three, a 66% hit rate ain't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Did she had diplomatic ammunity?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# It's just
been revoked
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Racistist
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Did you know the black and white minstrils
Were photoshopped:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Im ever so tempted to turn that hat into a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# aren't we all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# You obviously werent tempted enough!!!
Psych!!!

HAHA!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# *gets ready to rumble*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Are you PJ or duncan?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Hmm hard choice
Short twat or balding twat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha
You forgot the word geordie infront of the twats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# better than
short balding twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Ever have a really good idea, spend hours developing it and then realise at the end that in fact it was bollocks?




spamdaily.blogspot.com/
(benjdavis, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# this board needs more gang rape comics
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# GOGOGOGO!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# "they're gonna taste rape"
...i meant great
wait what? i had pizza for breakfast :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Maybe all the girls run
because those men are green...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# But...
but it's just not normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# KKKKK! :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I like this
but I think the "picturing my sisters breasts" comment should be in a later frame, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hmmm, good point
Might switch it to the third frame.
(benjdavis, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Done
:)
(benjdavis, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I think someone called it 'The Bible'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# haha
I like the evil eyes in the 3rd frame
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# new angle but no bridge....fake?


Click for muhasive (162KB)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hehe.....
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# crivens!!
didn't realize you'd done one of these earlier too....... s p o o k y
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# and indeed a bit earlier, too...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
This has to be real :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# no, this one is real:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# as is this:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# This is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# These are all teh aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ha ha, unreal
*literally*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Cool!
You should put in the shadow from the bridge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# still no bridge :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# that is
most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# i know that shark


hmm, or do i? they all look alike to me
(Acemandoo, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Racist!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# hahah, that is genius stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# nice
yeah no bridge so it's obviosly...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Proof that bigger is better . . .
Top rescue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Good stuff!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# different angle it is.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# a teeny tiny teaser

Watch the full thing here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
I wish this could have happened!

*click*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I wasn't expecting for the man to win :)

brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# corr! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# genius
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
The full thing is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Fung Ku very much . . . gone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That is absolute genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# much woo!
you are a mental!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# SHIT!
That's immense.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# you're too skilled by half!
that ace.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# A tad...
SOOOOOPERB! That be brilliant that! *clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *clicks to watch later*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# yeah!
that's fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# ace!
*runs off to youtube to check out all ya stuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# awsome
*clicks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# you're all very lovely ta
given some time I'd fix the camera motion, but I'm far too busy, hot and sweaty right now to bother. ta again you lovely folk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# It's brilliant...
how you've retained the dignity of the moment and a big F**k you to the aggressors! Very poignant sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I'm glad you think so, I didn't want people thinking I was making light of the situation
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Superb
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# fab stuff!
*multiclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# fucking hell.
impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Wow
truly outstanding work
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Ew...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Is she touching its bum?

This is LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# How did you get Amy in the lake?
crack diving?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I told her that eels produce coke-milk...
Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# That has to be an old pic of her
She actually has flesh on her face, as opposed to the gaunt skeleton I see in the papers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# And in fresh water . . . nonetheless !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I wouldn't think it would be too fresh if she's been in it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yes . . . hummmmmmn . . . that is a was . . . wasn't it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
Hard to tell them apart.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# haha love that expression
Dog Wanker's Malaise
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# "it's better be a bloody big bag of crack"
she's thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# "They tried to make me wank a black Lab but I said no, no, no"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hah hah
There's been a lack of dog-wanking pictures on b3ta lately hasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I tend to skip the foreplay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# ToppyShoppyMoley!
Hahahaha *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Well, that proves it - it must be true!


Pint of larger?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Cheers, Monsieur Ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That's a dolphin
fake
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# filenames are your friends...
Also: I just couldn't be arsed looking any further for a mesh of a shark.

Sorry and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Haha
I never thought to check that!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# No bridge.
Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *applies standard 'Oh, I couldn't be bothered' answer*
I'm too tired.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# oooooh wireframe lies :D
*jumps on board and hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Hello lovely!
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# That makes me feel all nostalgic.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlH6K-qGdvA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Goodness, yes indeed...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# FAYKE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# indeed so.
Sharp-eyed devil, aren't you?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# And don't you forget it.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# i knew that was you
before i even saw the name.
most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Oh dear.
I'm that obvious, am I?

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That's rather nice.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Thanks, Guv
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Cadbury's flake.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *is now hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# An engineering marvel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *loves*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Goodcat's none-too-shy side-kick.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ENGORGED NIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No, they're sombreros.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# like dockers thumbs they are
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# more fisting please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Look at those nips!
Are you making those bigger on purpose?
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# She doubles up
as a coat rack
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Nipples like earmuffs!

lolwut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# She has bowler hats on her lady pillows!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# huge nippleage!
they won't even fit in your mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Big Chebs Mcgillicutty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# very nice, except for the nips
can we have them smaller please and less like inflatable dinghy plugs?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Have you ever seen a woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# There's one!
Squatting over the catbox!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# haha!
Christ, look at the nips on that pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# yes
i think this question needs to be adressed.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# and if you have,
can I have her phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Oh FFS!
I recommend chemical castration.

Shouldn't she have six tits or more anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Dems BIG Nipples!
Seriously, I'd expect Chloe of this rampant naturism but this woman?

...keep 'em comin'
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# OH NOES MORE WOGAN
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# SUBLIMIWOGAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# LEAVE HER ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHH!!
tippy toe cheeky smile!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Woogan!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I'm torn by this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Doggy style
solves your problem
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Good thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# PHWOOOAGAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# is he there to fix the lights?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# He'd just bend over and let the sun shine!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
#
мє ηαмє ιѕ נαѕ ιм 18 ƒяσ ηєωρσят ѕραααα ι ℓσνєѕ ανη α g∂ тιмє ωιт αℓℓ тнє вσуѕ мαяк, ααяση, נσѕн яуαη η αℓℓ ∂α яєѕт σƒ ∂α ¢яєω!! αℓѕσ уєα ι ℓσνє gσιη συт ¢ℓυввιη αη∂ gєттιη ∂яυηк ωιт мє м8ѕ ѕυмтιмєѕ η ƒυкιη вσυт ℓσℓ!! αт тнє мσмєηт ιм ι αм ¢υяяєηтℓу ѕтυ∂уιη ¢αяρєηтяу ιη ¢σℓℓєgє αη∂ ωσяк ƒσя ∂ & α ¢αяρєηтяу ωнι¢н ιѕ ƒυкιη ωк∂ ℓιкє η αℓѕσ ∂σιη α η αρρяєηтιѕнιρ ση ѕιтє. ιм αℓωαуѕ υρ 4 α ℓჃ η ѕαƒє αѕ ƒυк ѕσ ∂αѕ ιт тσ ησ вσυт мє 4 ησω gσιη συт 4 ¢яυιѕєѕ ιѕ ѕιк αη∂ ωнι¢н αℓѕσ ℓυν вєιηg ωιт мє м8ѕ!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# o.O
o...k....
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ..
i thought it was just me...
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
18 ƒяσ ηєωρσят ѕραααα ι ℓσνєѕ ανη α g∂ тιмє ωιт αℓℓ тнє вσуѕ
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# That bit alone took me about a minute to read
but I'm glad you love all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I really wish I'd kept a url of that original thread
it was ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# This is what followed (heavily edited)


Click for bigger (89KB)
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# silly person!
marmite is for eating, not wearing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Or one, then the other.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# your idea intrigues me
beefy sextiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You mean you've never smeared a loved one in yeast extract?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *barfs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# do my fingers count?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Yes, but only up to 10.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i've only got 10
my parents weren't related before they got married.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oh well.
10 is usually enough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# or too many
if you're really lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Well, I need to keep some spare for the marmite smearing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# smear away!
you've made me hungry now, i'm off for snackage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You do know what follows now, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Someone dips some toast...
into his face??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Someone dips his cock in your skull
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Be burying him up to his neck in the desert sand and wait for the ants?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I hope you have asbestos pants on
there's a flamin' a'comin
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I'm still warm from this morning
No matter what I post I get it so what the hell...
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# As Rudyard Kipling once said
"If you can keep your head, whilst all around you people are calling you a threadwasting cunt,
Then yours is the Earth my son,
And whats more, you'll be a man"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Why is this a waste?
Its an edited picture of someone pretending to be something they arent. The person is unknown to me unlike Willis and Scatman. Do other people never use source pics of people they dont know?

I rest my case
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# That's not edited
We this is what dis board is for, we know what to look for in an image even if it looks real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I think i'll take that as a compliment
My skills are obviously looking very real these days
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What did you do to it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Changed the face from white to black
Who else has alien like lines on their neck?? I put them there also
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Where is the source?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# It was sent to me by a colleague today on email..
and I edited it at work
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You must have an easy job.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yep
Just sit there editing all day. Keep your eye open for some great pics tomorrow yeah!!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# why is your friend sending you photos of men in football kit?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I asked him to send me a picture of a white bloke
so I could turn him black, it was a challenge that I won
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# And you created all of those reflections and highlights from scratch?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I might not be a photoshop genius
But its not hard really is it

Anyone could turn him back to white if they wanted to and put the light back on and shading etc
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Unless he had incredibly shiny skin in the first place,
those reflections would be difficult to do.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# He had really shiny skin
trust me
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Well your photoshopping skills have clearing improved vastly
since this a couple of hours ago www.b3ta.com/board/8646288
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Mate if you did it you're fucking brilliant
However three peaple with many years of experience. All of us have had our images used in the national and international press.
We are saying, and we's appologise if we were wrong, categoricly, that is some sort of spread on a person's face.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# You're overestimating me a bit here.
a bit massively
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# shhh
he doesn't know you're crap:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Fingers crossed he won't check my profile
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# "that is some sort of spread on a person's face"
I hope thats your random quote on the stats page.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You can see where the runs have dried for fucksake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I remain unconvinced
But if it were the case either you lost as you made him look like he was covered in chocolate or you have never seena black person before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Sometimes black isnt pure black
Darnell for instance
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Erm
no that's not what I'm talking about. If I were doing it I would have windened the nose and changed the mouth.
If, as you say you do, work with photoshop professionally you'd have no problems with that and know exactly why we don't beieve you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Who said anything about professionally?
I'm an amatuer by my own admission

You have to admit I pulled this one off though, its fucking brilliant

I'm off now, see you all in the morning yeah
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I have a BHons in paintshop pro, a PhD in Photoshop
and a knighthood in Things Made Out Of Pixels and you know what? That isn't made out of pixels.

(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Well done
Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# No you didn't
We're not the people that are going to be able to kid.
For one I can see where the nutella or what evere it is has got onto the shirt and the mousture has been sucked out by the dry cloth!



This however, has obviously been shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Nope
Your wrong again. Fact
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# show us the source then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Well he shopped my name onto the bottom corner
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I was actualy wondering if that was a tag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Show us the source and it'll clear everything up nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# As I said, I was at work at the time
I'll use the source tomorrow and make another yeah? I'll do something wierd to it but you'll know its the same pic and I'll put the original in the corner or something
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I think between med/ porche and myself we probably have 20-30 years experience in these sort of things.
We'll remain unconvinced until we see the source. Coz I still think it is chocolate source.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Make sure you are here tomorrow then
The picture will be posted
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Well you win! You've used the word fact.
That automatically ends a conversation and means the person that uses it is right*!



*if you're 12.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# You have skills! HA HA AFRICAN BUM DISEASE!!!
Sorry...it's my problem and i'm dealing with it. Every now and then I think it's 1986 & i'm back at primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Yeah well maybe read the FAQ
And I don't know if you've noticed, but this is pretty much a photo manipulation site.
I'm sure ther are website messageboards elsewher that are from this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# But
The photo is manipulated. Who else do you know that looks like that??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Nutella drying?
You seem to be missing the point.
If I took an image of a river and used a blur brush on it. People would get annoyed if I posted it.
Images aren't posted here just because some imaging tools have been used on them. They're posted because they're either funny or look good.
That, is neither.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That looks good!!
I'd find that funny if you posted it, seriously!!

Some people need to lighten up and realise not everyone can be as skilled as HappyToast or Fishwogan
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I don't think that's the point
I've posted some shit here (check my profile and you'll know what I mean, I'm no 'shop ace) but for god's sake, put some effort in. If your stuff's funny, everyone here will click and say "Win!" and all that. If it's shit, they'll also tell you.

*shrugs*

I've been lurking for about a year, mobile browsing and QOTW'ing... but allo to anyone who remembers me =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# www.bnp.co.uk?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# RAMROOSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# sheep chicken
totally!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
wtf?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'm sick of seeing you, your mates and all their wacky japes
*click*

bye!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# See you!!
It was a pleasure I'm sure
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# "aahhh what he click? bet now! BANZAI!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# 50p on 'add friend'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# 62p on 'reply'.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# 74p on 'Get a room with .......'
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# 83p on 'deploy reach-around'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# 10 pounds
on "Rape pinata"
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# >.< hey yo!!!
ALL YOU WHO THINK *ignore*

FAIL!!

SUPERHAPPY FUN TIME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yay!
What do I win?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# the duck of doom
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yay! *profiles*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Thank you for the homage (bottom right) but I'm a Wales fan.
You're not a troll at all are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nope
Just like sharing interesting things. Its a shame you dont see them that way. I've actually got some great ideas for tomorrow so keep your eyes peeled
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# are all your threads like your mother?
quick and easy, but overall a shit experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Now thats playground stuff
Cant you think of a better insult than "your mum" comments??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# So's your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# "interesting"!?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# this
so this
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# real chocolate face
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# God Damn Mummies!!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Yays
Ther's only one thing worse. Mummies with stepladders.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Goats with sharpened trees
Ready to attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# with frikkin' lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Only if they married someone other than
the ladder's father . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# CONTRIVED PUN OF THE WEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *bows*
Athangyew!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *awards long-overdue medal and sainthood*
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# 'Squirm more! SQUIRM MORE!'
hee hee! *knows how much JJ loves Imhotep*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# im telling your mum you blasphemed about her
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Ah now everyone knows incendiaries are the way forward for mummies
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# They need the "book of the dead"
also known as the "Dads Army Annual 1976"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# 'Don't tell him, Anubis!'
Anubis!'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Mummeez!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# MOAR MUMMIES!
moar squirms, too.
please?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# yay!
nice mummyage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I finally got round to doing this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Fucking owls
This is great!
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# O RLY?
This is skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# The mid 80s called.
They would like their slang back
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# No.
I called the mid-80s

And nicked their slang.

So swivel!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Skill!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Who wants to play
Cowboys and indians
NO GIRLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# That would be why they want it back then:P
You Joey!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# CHINNYRECKON!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I have never, ever understood what the fuck that was meant to mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Jimmy Hill
*rubs chin*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I think it's
A combination of scratching one's chin as in disbelief, and saying "I reckon" sarcarstically.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hey, you're pretty good...
not. Psych!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Not was the early 90's
And I believe that psych was mid 90's.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# If we're going to get pedantic,
I was using skill in the early 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah that's coz you're not cool!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# To be fair, I was born in the mid 80s,
it probably took me a few years to catch up with the slang.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ^this too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fuckin owl cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# this is silly and i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# swol!
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Pfffff!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# ahahaha
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Big Sunny :)

[Bigger Sunny]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# That's very spiffy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# these remind me of
fussy felt

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *ahem*
Woo! Prod!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# yey
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Awesome!
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hello Sunny
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That is most excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I'm surpressing the urge to stroke your recent images
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# thanks :D
I'm going for that 3d look
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I'm not!
*strokes*

'tis a great look Mr. P!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ta..something different innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I like different
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# indeedy!
tattyshop?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# yup...the monster city one was a mix of illustrator and tatty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Cool!
I'm better on illfrustrator than tattyshop but both are a bit shit . . . I don't get the time to spend at home


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Loving it man
Loving man, the big ones ausome, I like the fuzzy felt type filter, its ausome. J
(J-digital, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hurrah!
Hello! This is fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hello! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Whee!
This is many shades of wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Why I don't watch the news anymore...

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Tru dat
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# What he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Yemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# im with the randomly selected group of idiots!
yay and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# This democracy thing would be brilliant
if it wasn't for all the fucking idiots who vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Yup...
we've still got to figure that one out.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# or, indeed, the ones who do not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Football..
Does anyone know if there is a fantasy football league for B3TA this season,

I've got a team on Fantasy Premier League and was wondering if anyone else is on the same one.
(bastows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# adblock imminent
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Sorry
That has been specifically slowed for you. Is that still too fast?

EDIT: In retrospect I've had it for about two years and each after you first complained I slowed it. You've seen it many times before and never commented.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# just annoying more than anything :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Yes but it's a very effective say
Of not having a thread deleted:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Are you sort of borderline epileptic, without the fits?
Maybe you're medically unusual.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# It gives him bad headaches.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# haha "medically unusual"
ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha.
Edit: Your first message? What a waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# "Hmmm,
just who can I ask to join my league? Friends, family...?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# YES!
ME! oh no . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# It's a perfectly reasonable question.
I don't know.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# He found that rogue cucumber then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Is this a new reply for retarded posts?
Like the thread waste hippos of old
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I miss the thread waste hippos!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# We need to reintroduce them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# why, yes it is!
either that or I'm too lazy to think up a reply to trollish posts :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I fucking LOVE you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# There was a thread about it earlier...
www.b3ta.com/board/8646396

...and in case you haven't realised, posts on this board are meant to contain an original piece of work made by you. You'll know for next time.

/fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# you need a cuppa
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# What's that coming over the hill
It is a Kettle. A ketlle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# careful fella, people round thisaway might shoot you for less D:
I haven't the foggiest, try 'talk'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahah!!


Whee!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hello Dave!!!


Click for bigger (267KB)

Do you want to buy some pegs Dave??

(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# MAMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
racialist!!
(UTB, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Okay...
I'm a teacher and I can't fucking wait for September at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Teachers
Shouldn't be swearing on public forums. What sort of lesson are you showing your kids now??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I'm trying to teach
"Photos of your mates aren't that funny if no-one else knows them", but I think I'm trying to teach it to a student who'd eat crayons if I let them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# im thinking
pica ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# fucking right
who do those fucking cocksucking cunting twats think they are
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# If only you could 'ignore' kids, eh?
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# see also
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
'You're in detention! You have to read the faq from start to finish!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# what the fuck is that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# You've confused your face for toast.
What a waste of chocolate spread.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# You appear to have got a little bit of poo round your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# You utter, utter cunt!
I was brushing my teeth. There's toothpaste everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
pics
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Who the hell brushes his teeth while visiting b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Ummmm
OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# NIGGER
see also: - COON
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# MOLLEY MOLEY MOLLLLEEEYY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Would
No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *waits for it to ARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH UNEXPECTED PACMAN*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# heheh
this
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Brown sauce, english mustard and mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Poo, wee and spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I think the question is "What were the names of
Donald Duck's nephews?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ketchup and bad lighting nor brown sauce and french mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *fails*
aicmbugger all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# If only you'd done that on a cake.
Or a slice of toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Coz ketchup, mustard and mayo go so well on a cake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Well icing would go better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *waves*
heheh, this has got to be one of my favourites!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Star Wars pun #1138
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Ohyourchrist!

*resist from reposting*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *SPANG*
RIGHT IN THE FACE
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# PARP!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8646570
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Pfft!
Howdy Emvee! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Not bad
lounging around in Brick Lane, working on a database

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Excellent
Because he really can :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *Launches Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# but... but...
there's already a four in that box...

Sorry - couldn't help myself. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# top right centre
is a 4
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh force fucks sake!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *force fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *shouts "Fire!"*
because no one ever answers shouts of "Rape!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you six fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Someone had two say it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I eight you for that pun
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# This is getting
tenuous.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# ha ha!
you one!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'm going home
for tea
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Is it two late four elevenses?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ah, Dave the Hat,
I forty'd turn up sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *urinates freely*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I normally have to pay for this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Nein!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Heh
It's all very "I know what you're getting for Xmas, Luke..."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# and now . . . . the punchline
''cos I kidnapped Father Christmas!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# "No, no,
I said 'Hold my calls!'"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# 'What!? Eric!?'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# '...next time put the potato down the FRONT of your swimming trunks!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# hello lovely
you nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# afternoon Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# lols
big lols
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# More official footage of the opening ceremony........


It happened - honest!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Concentrate all firepower on the torch!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I did love
the official explanation for the miming girl.

"The original singer had a chubby face and uneven teeth"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# better that than an uneven face and chubby teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah,
I'm not sure the world fully realises the pain of chubby teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
China cannot repel firepower of that magnitude.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# i believe you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

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