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[challenge entry] I'll get that goodie out of shot Mr Hitchcock......
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# What is black and white and red all over?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# A proof-read and corrected crossword solution?


Who knows? I suspect that even you aren't entirely sure.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# A polar bear wearing a black fleece
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I lied about the red.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# My suspicion was correct.

In other news, I'm off now.

Enjoy all your individual weekends. I shall be in Cambridge tomorrow for those of you wishing for autographs.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# micheal jackson after rainbow kissing jade goody?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# what's a rainbow k...eww.

nevermind. ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# you can imagine...
some poor fucksock has just gone and googled that
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I always liked 'space docking'
wait, let me rephrase that...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# blood mouse is hiding
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] What Charlton doesn't know is....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# He doesn't like that it was Earth all along :((((((((((((((
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# THIS. IS. PLANET EARTH.
IN THE FUTURE!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Aaargh!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# haha! i like this!
*clicks*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Haha this is excellent :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^this!
Woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Haha,
technotechnotechno is all I can think of though.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle zombie rave!
That would be the best thing ever :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle...
simultaneously bumrapes a crowd
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Why isn't the filename zombeadle?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Leslien
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *feels the Ripley head*
Poor Leslie.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# She doesn't like his singing :((((((((((((
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# he's on the 'a' in OOOOOH DAAAAAAANNY BOOOOOOOOOOOOY
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# He is as well! You pay far too much attention to these little things.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *points at his balls*
GAME TIME AGAIN!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *stares intently*
Have a nice Wochenende all, I'm off. x
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I thought he was perhaps
on the "Ah" of "oo-ah, just a little bit, oo-ah, a little bit more."

hometime, cheery-bye.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# See you later
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Surely he's just about to say
"I say I say, my wife's got no nose..."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Haha :D
I am imagining a tiny john leslie head slowly emerging from his mouth.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Don't just dream it...
...animate it!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# funniest thing ive seen on here all week
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
#

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Another one of these....


(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# (splurts hot chocolate over screen)
mwaahahahaha
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yaaaawn, I am a tired lion gull.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yeah, he seams to be a little
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# seams?
stop being such a modest little bitch. :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# You can't help but notice them!
always afterwards though.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I thought you were
an energetic piratey lass. Bloody wikipedia. It's useless.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Oh I am, I'm channeling the chap above.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# It's good, but it's not as good as bloop's ;)
I signed up for that site. First they make you wait like 3 hours before they approve you, and then you can't vote until you've had a go at at least 3 daily challenges yourself...

Ho hum.

I haven't entered this challenge, because I can't think of anything better than the shark-gull myself ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Do they approve you now then?
It is a little annoying but once it's done it's done.

Which is yours then?

:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# No, I haven't entered...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Ahh sorry
I mis-read!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# raawr!! :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# fucking lulls
I was trying to have a picnic, and they kept tearing my flesh.

Woosome work tan.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahahahha! Imagine those flocking down on unsuspecting beach-goers!
I really wanna see the MetroGoldwyn logo, animated, with a seagull rather than the lion now :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I just caught myself trying to make lion-gull noises :(
I think I need to get more sleep.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# mmmmmm
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# fucking ace :)
*cer-licky*

edit: no offense - to you sir - i actually mean the post above ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I'm really hungry now.
also, hehe
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I'm really hungry now......
SSSSSSSSPPPPPPAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I want to see Bondage...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# or
boneage maybe?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Or hidden goatse? NSFW
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hooray for the sock :D
you should make a spoof facebook account for that
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Mmmmwhahahahahahaha
Now I'm hungry :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha!
*spang*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# haha! SPANG!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# haha
he's ran into the future!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I do think I've given Scarlet a very lovely bottom.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What a naughty chappie you are!
I love this.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I'm sure your drawings keep you toasty warm at night.

But is it as sexy as tea?

You decide.

Which is sexier?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Depends who serves it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# This is true.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Few things are sexier than tea
apart from maybe kirsten dunst eating a bacon sandwich whilst wrestling a velociraptor in space
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# It looks like the voting public agrees with you there.


About the Kirsten/space/velociraptor/bacon thing, that is.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# cup of tea every fuckin' time
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# that made me want a cup of tea
phwoar
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# yiffy squirells have hairy pussies
yuck!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# A little hairy for my tastes
but nicely drawn nonetheless :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# i read
A little hairy for my testes
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# it's a bit small
and furry

needs more "oomph"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'd wager you've just described yours as well there.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# erm...
who have you been talking to?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Nobody
you're tall and slim ergo small man-bum and male, so hairy.

*Miss Marple*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hmm
very clever, very clever indeed.

i've been told my bum is "irresistable"
by my wife no less
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Men who have an arse
as opposed to no arse
generally have nice arses.
But I'm not fingering them. Oh no.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i wouldn't let you anyway
takes all my effort to do it myself.


i've said too much
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# what about
men who ARE arses?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Everyone's an arse.
That's just human basic.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that must lead to a lot of clean-up.
my bum resists quite healthily.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# explains a lot
yah big blaw hard!

*insults by "the broons" and "oor wullie"*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# do you have ANY IDEA
how hard the latter is to read when you're 6 and have never met a Scottish person?

It made me fucking CRY.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ye wee greetin' bairn
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Now of course, it'll just turn me on.
In the words of Liz, you should be running. :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# awa'n boil yer heid
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Now that's just rude, and dangerous.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# were you sitting on her at the time?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# you left out the glaswegian factor.
everyone in glasgow has a fat arse.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# never been to glasgow eh?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# apart from the 8ish years I lived there
and the odd trip when I'm home.

no.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# well then
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Not everyone
and anyway, nothing wrong with a proper behind. I'd present the back of myself as exhibit A but someone'd tell me off.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# who is this someone?
home time for me. toodles
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Someone, anyone.
Have a lovely weekend, duderino.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# cheerio bawbag.
nice to see you about again.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# me?
I wouldn't tell you off.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Not exactly what I was getting at
I actually meant the wife, due to presentation of back of self to associated b3tans and lurkers.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# oooooh
I see. Still, my point stands. I wouldn't complain.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I should think not.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)
# squirrelly bottom!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# yeh
but animal's arses are fucking disgusting. Their standards of hygeine are not the same as most humans, and they're hairier than 25% of the women I've slept with.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# my cats always licking hers
dirty bitch
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# If I could, I would.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# me first!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I'd love to see you pulling an ourobouros ;-)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I didn't mean mine
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I know, I'm being annoying.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# annoying?
or sexy?

hmm...

no, definitely annoying. I would not like to lick my anus.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I don't want to see you do that at all, come to think of it.
Although now I can't think about anything else.

You look upset.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Upset that you're making me lick my own anus?
"No, please Captain Wow, I don't like it..."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Oh that didn't help, you're crying now.
I've got a very vivid imagination.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Can I stop?
My back hurts and my tongue feels bad.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Yes, yes please do.
I'm sorry. I'll get you a towel and some valium.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# alright Ace?
Rimmer
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Smoke him a kipper
He'll be back for breakfast
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# tag nuts!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Woo
What a lovely bum that is too.

Scarlet's been to the gym hasn't she?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# RIS
I don't get it
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# just a reminder


www.flickr.com/groups/lp_portraits/pool/

yadogg.com/pictures/vinyl-sleeve-heads/

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7243151.stm

of the extending album art viral. which is relevant to the insipration/goal of this weeks image challenge. i actually struggled in finding these links via google so some people might not have seen them.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Lovely.


You're quite good, you know.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Nice image
what's going on? Are people resurrecting a dead image challenge?

Why?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)
# there was a challenge a few months back
called "extending album art" based on the above viral links. this weeks challenge is an extension of that. however some people might miss the point of adding something outside the scene rather than shopping the original pic for lulz
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Yes, hence me saying 'dead image challenge', it was one of the better ones

I wasn't aware that there was a point. B3ta's never had one before..

aha, you've ninjad and changed your point. I can't be arsed to remember what you were saying.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)
# i was patronising b3ta.
i don't think i have ever patronised anyone before. it felt good. *gets job in customer services*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# might?
you old diplomat, you.

Edit: better.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I'm interpreting it as adding additional scenes that may have otherwise been left on the cutting room floor.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# agreed - should be like the good old 'O' levels
where the fuckwits who didn't read the question properly were consigned to working for the council on refuse collection.*

*edit - those twats are now probably on a gold plated 'final salary pension'

not that I'm a bitter late 30's bloke in the private sector paying their pension via my fucking huge tax bill - honest.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I find this picture strangely amusing
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# the cat on the chest of drawers
holds my attention far better. yay cat!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
Guest kitty likes to sleep on the desk next to my keyboard. It's because the computer blasts out its warm air there. Clever guest kitty.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# a nice pussy and a huge chest.
what's not to like?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Speaking of which...
...that Bale/Kermit thing in the Newsletter has got NSFW avatar action down the page.
I have now been sacked and am living under Waterloo Bridge.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)
# poor thing!
i've got a couch going spare
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I thank you
To be fair I was wanking at my desk
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I thought that was in your job description.
Are you a crackwhore now?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# heres me thinking the sexual metaphors were subtle..
it's actually a really old drawing.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)
# subtle
in the way that a lump-hammer to the testicles is subtle ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Reminder of what? Surely b3ta didn't start this phenomenon.
It's cool though. I like the Barry Manilo vacation the best.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)
# lovely pic.
but I am currently despising my cat after it somehow threw my 32-inch tv onto my legs as I slept at about 4am this morning.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I trained him/her well
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
# If you're that good at training
there might be a job for you in Lennoxtown.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahayou'resuchacunthahahaha
hahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# :D
but seriously, it was a wonderful game. one of the most enjoyable matches I've seen in a while.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i haven't seen any of it
and anyway, why were you sleeping with a 32" telly near your legs?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# the telly table is an old computer table at the foot of my bed
It's sturdy, and the monitor platform bit is big enough for the telly, but the cats jumping on the top of it must have moved it towards me until it fell a few feet onto my feet and shins.

I hope the swelling in my toe goes before tomorrow, I've got quite an important tournament to play in. :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ooh
actually that sounds quite nasty.
mind you serves you right for having a 32" telly
at the end of your bed!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yes.
I agree. But it was cheap, which is also why it's so fucking heavy.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ice. Ice and stuff.
Keep it elevated as much as you can.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ICE
Ice, compression, elevation.

Good advice.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# isn't it
Alright, STOP collaborate and listen, ICE is back with my brand new invention ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Cats are EVIL
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# mine has one chance left
if she wakes me up at 6 a.m again, she's gone.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i'll take her
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# If not him then me.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# after I lugged the tv back onto its table
I chased her and re-introduced her to water.

but still felt guilty afterwards.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Cats: simulating annoying people since 430 BC
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# haha
a guy at my work is egyptian, and after coming back from a home visit, brought everyone rather nice paintings on papyrus. Very nice, and hand-made apparently.

He also returned from his holidays with the news that he'd got married while he was home. Which came as an enormous surprise, as he is the most socially-inept and campest egyptian I've ever met.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# He must be rubbish at walking like an egyptian then.
It would probably just look like he's having a fit.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# "brilliant", as ever.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i think the pharaohs/egyptians were one of the camper ancient civillizations
on reflection
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# heh
fair point.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland
is using the same idea in their ads.

*trying to google and example...WORKING...*
EDIT: Sorry, search resulted in no suitable matches
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# TCM had an ad on TV where they tried the same thing with pictures of classic movie stars
something about it really didn't work
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# My guess is it gets tough to come up with original ideas
for what's going on after awhile. Just mostly people posing.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# thats one cool fucking cat you got there
woo & yay!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# afternoon
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# it's a carwash!
a carwash for squids!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# nautical!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# ooooh - its all drippy
woo yeah!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# that's delightful!
(though possibly nightmare material too)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] the deleted scene where buzz wandered into mom's bedroom...

made it a different kind of toy story altogether...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lightyear
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# to infinity
and beyond!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Christ!
That's a serious tool.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Yes, he is a bit of a wanker.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Pffft
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Oooh sweets.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ummm.... autopilot?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# weve got to get this man to the world trade center
what is it?

Its a potential terrorist target, but thats not important right now
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# pffffffffft!
you bad man
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Took me a minute
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I thought it might be a bit too subtle for some ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit B3ta
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Took me far too long
I said "fart".

Have a click Sir!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Sorry, but I just noticed a gap in my CV.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# May I ask
where you got a photo of my penis from?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# well I hate to break it to you, but you may have a fungus infection
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Widely available on the web
look for wheelycock with safesearch off.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Damn that googly.


Spying eyes everywhere.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)
# CDM!
happy candle day, you fungi, you!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Thank you Ms Smash
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# 5 more years!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# At least.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Oh yes
good one
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# is that a morelle
with the phage?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That is superb.
You are a wizard (AICMFP).
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# zombie flora!
:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Seems like a good place to debut this
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# haha
aaaaaaaaaagh giant kid!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Good gracious me, is that a mullet?
Arf!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# It was all the range back then.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hahahhaha!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# YAAAAY!
*starts singing that fanna bo banna song or whatever the hell it goes like*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# it's the hair
feathered and lethal, you just don't see it nowadays
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# cheeky pea
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i laughed out a bogey
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# You are
The Sex.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yes.
yes i am.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Sky's Adventure - Page 5

Can you spot her?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# you are a gestalt entity.
there is far too much talent to be safely contained in one person.

EDIT: i spotted her! she's TINY!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I FOUND HER FIRST
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# no, i did!
*sulks*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I found it and printscreened it and cut it and saved it and uploaded it and posted it before your edit.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i was editing when you posted
so i found it on my own, at least. i'm not the fastest typer :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# And I found it before you edited :]
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# well
at least i didn't have to look at yours to find it.
i found it myself, is what i'm saying. i'll admit that you found it first, but please don't piss on all of my chips :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# You are R.A. Lafferty
AICMFP
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Wonderful drawign sir :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# holy fuck
you have good eyes
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Damn.
I was looking for two large globes and a big, bushy tail to indicate the position.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Nah, sadly I'm not in the picture.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# yup :D
I can just hear Shortround- "Hold on lady, we going for a ride"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *wide*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# lasicst!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# that'm gorgeous artwork
is that her feet dangling off the ledge on the left?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# She's right next to Waldo
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# You spelled "Wally" wrong.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Uhs Merkins spel urvreething diffrent
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# That's because you fail.
:]
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# That's "fale"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Thou phial, surely.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# "Waldo"??!!
HE'S A YANK!

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yikes!
I've been found out!

(good use of pic, btw)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i love that pic
he looks a total tit in it!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Pull my finger...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# We prefer the term American...
:P
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# this is a really excellent picture. I love it.
so, sorry about this. (I apologised before, but it disappeared)
www.b3tards.com/u/83eb5a530de2090d7838/wally.gif
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# lolz
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahah! oh lordy.....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me chuckle mightily, Paw!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *bows*
Try the veal.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Well I was almost right
looks like she stopped just in time.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I found her, late i know D:
but i also found this:

which has me stumped :/

This is probably my favourite of all your stuff i've seen.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
#
I see her.

Hopefully this will end/result in a lack of jungle yiffage.

Is that another figure just ahead of her by that massive tree trunk?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Is he escaping a prodding
or getting into position?
PervShark watches.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Ahm gonna eat that hairy leg....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Shave first, Please!

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *tut*
some people don't watch enough Family Guy.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# it's in my raccoon wounds!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# TV is evil propaganda for the masses
*hides in secret bunker in Wales*
*dons tinfoil*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# This is top.

But do you want to know what's even topper?


I've just been offered a job!

HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# HURRAH!
What as? Pimp extraordinaire? Pornolitical GENIUS?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i thought you ran a porn site
/may be thinkling of someone else
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I own one.
Makes very little money though.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# CAN I HZ FREE CHEZBURGA PLZ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# congrats!
i hope it's doing something you like and is ridiculously well-paid :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I was stunned
by how much the agency negotiated. It really is quite a bit of cash.

Also, as far as I can tell it really is a job I would enjoy.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# great news! :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I've got to go and make a phonecall about mine, actually
two tics.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
#
*twitch*
*twitch*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You alright there?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Yes. Sorry, just a couple of facial tics..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# OH I SEE
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# well, go on then, what is it?
/quite exicted for wheelybird
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# It's a linuxy sys admin job
for a web company that's a sort of business directory/comparison site thing.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# sounds, erm. well paid
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I'd say.

I almost fainted when I was told.

I'll be able to buy some of that food stuff that's all the rage now.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# congratalusciouns
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ooooh, grats!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yay!
something good I hope and not cleaning the inside of septic tanks
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Oh!
You don't think that's a good job?

But they told me it was glamorous. :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I SO wish I could draw....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# :D

You CAN draw!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Heh.
:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# yeah!
lazy fucking demons! get walking!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *SPANG*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# :D brill stuff! hahahah!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# haha
nice!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# 2000 posts = face goatse
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Top stuff!
and congrats :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh fuck!
*loses lunch*


Woo and congrats!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# sweet fucking jesus on a shit-spraying cunt machine.
that's horrid.

Congratulations.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# AaaaaaaahhhhH!!!!
Grats

:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# oooh, brilliant stuff, and grats!
reminds me of that scene in poltergeist....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Shitting fucking hell.
Congratulations you strange little man.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Right, I'm off to do something completely normal now.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# eeeeuw
speaking of eeeuw, this kid was lucky to get away with a broken nose and shoulder news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7598674.stm
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
what a prick!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# that's terrible and idiotic in equal measure.
Edit: similar, but missed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=we_MmdNOAJE
NSFW due to a bit of swearing.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# holy shit.....
looks like the gene pool is staying polluted in this case...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# top stuff
congrats

best 2k post ever!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# What can I say?
This made my face do that...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Crivvens!

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Jeesus!
*hides behind kids*

Congrats!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Another comic
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hahah
lovely
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# pffft!
for the avoidance of doubt, you did make this yourself, didn't you? Your profile, and following the link, are a bit inconclusive.

Apologies if this is a vile slur on your integrity.

EDIT ah no - everything seems to compute... Sorry for being so uptight ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Yup, I made it.
And if it weren't for vile slurs against my integrity, I'd have nothing to talk about.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Eat Brain, Grossman!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahhahah! hopefully, lector will eat grossmans brain, so we don't have to listen to that constipated accent!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yep!
T'would be a good development.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# who cooks with a brain like this?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

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