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[challenge entry] Make it stop!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Living in Worcester
...which fails annually with flooding, I can totally lol at this :)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ace!
in an awful way...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hahaahhahah!
that bloody song....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# :D
Brilliant.
Can I have that duck please? I want a duck. I will call him Sargeant Quack Quack. I have eaten too much cake.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Oooh! That's what I'm going to do tonight.
I'm going to bake cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# make sure you bake a fresh one
baking one that's already done isn't such a good idea. coulda said so earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# why don't you marry a cake
if you love it so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Also not as much fun as there's no bowl of cake mixture to lick afterwards
I don't know why I bother baking the cake, it's just the mixture I'm interested in eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# oooh, I actually baked one yesterday. Twas a banana cake, and it turned out rather good.
Not bad considering the last time I baked a cake, I was back in seconday school
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# just for you
cgi.ebay.co.uk/DUCKLING-Baby-Duck-Bird-Chick-Taxidermy_W0QQitemZ170258667496QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item170258667496&_trkparms=72%3A12|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# OHMYGOD
You are Santa.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yes I am
but shhhhhh - all the other boys and girls mustn't know
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I'm thinking about getting this guy and adding a hat and a tiny little trumpet
cgi.ebay.co.uk/TAXIDERMY-STUFFED-ANIMAL-REPTILE-LIZARD-or-whatever_W0QQitemZ250290107092QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item250290107092&_trkparms=72%3A12|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# YES.
And he can sit on your shoulder.
Oh HOW YOU SHALL SING.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I do have a very pleasing
baritone...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Mmmmm Gene Kelly
Yummywoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# oh yes, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahahaha
totally topical taste
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# haha
singin in the drain
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# They call him the "Chancellor" cos he'll tax anything.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you are some kind of fresh madness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Tap that sap, Taffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# DAMN YOOOOUU TAFFY!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Replace Taffy with Jock or Paddy and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I don't think of him as Welsh in that way...
He's more of a nursery rhyme character, A jack Sprat, or a Dr Foster if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
Hats!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# nope
just one hat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG CUP MUG MUG MUG MUG


Before
Beforer
Beforerer
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# but its lips are there on its face!
what orifice am I kissing every time I drink?!? does the mug just imagine whatever one it likes? the little bastard!
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You can be kissed anywhere.
EVEN IN PLACES WITHOUT LIPS OR CHEEKS.


IMAGINE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I'd rather not imagine that, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :(
pls?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I just asked my therapist, and she said no, so I best not
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm a simple man
my mental imaging faculties are not developed enough to be able to achieve this...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# It's got a rim,
it must be an orifice, my chief scientist said so.
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# This is the type of SCIENCE! we can all learn from.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Operation TWATHAMMER Initiated, SUH!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!*
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. WIERDO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# How do they feel about being tea-bagged?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ITS THE NUMBER 1 REASON THEY EXIST.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I KISSED A MUG
AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF ITS CHOCOLATE..ACENESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I want some chocolate aceness :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Me too, me too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ^ *officelols!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am smiling
because they are good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# HELLO MR. THE TIME SPROUT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# HELLO MR. ARE THE LEMON
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU BROTHER DOCTOR?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I AM WELL
BUT MY SPELLINS BRAIN IS BROKEN TODAY. HOW ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I HAD MINE SURGICALLY REMOVED.
YOUD NEVER KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# FUCKING MUGS
WHO CARES ABOUT MUGS!
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ON WEDNESDAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# THE CUPOCOLYPSE IS NIGH.
FLEE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# WHERE?
THE LHC WILL ENGORGE US ALL!?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# IT ACCELERATES THE PROTONS AND THE LEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# >:(
THE LHC IS GOING TO KILL US, WHATS THE POINT IN LIVING!?!

And dont say mugs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# MUGS.
Or cups, if you swing that way.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I swing both ways
:D Mugs or Cups, they are both the same to me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Now I'm imagining a dog being spun around at high speed by its lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# That's days away! Let's go to Hawaii!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I CANT BE BOTHERED TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER WEDNESDAY
OTHERWISE WHAT IS THE POINT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# If I'm going to die on Wednesday
I'd rather I was on a Hawaiian beach than in the Co-op.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Anyone fancy a jaunt to switzerland?
I hear the hadrons are lovely this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# awww, crap... I just bought a load of DVDs, and have not finished watching them yet... I'm not gonna have time now.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# You buy DVDs?
Why would you do that when the internet gives you them for free?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I like the nice printed shiny covers.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# thats what laminating machines are for
That and printing paper
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# laminating machines are the work of the devil. I will have nothing to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I hope you're faithful to your mug.
Mugsluts are rife.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am faithful to my mug,
but is my mug faithful to me?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I think you should hire a private eye to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# That or nuke the site from orbit.
Its the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Think of the carbon footprint, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
The carbon14 footprint?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# how very dare you
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I've seen you,
with your pottery whores.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I hate it when they advertise as a porcelain princess
but then when they arrive theyre naught but old chipped crockery.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# i don't know what is going on
i mousewheel past this at 20 miles an hour and it looks like a great green cock and ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# WELL DONE.
YOU WIN THE UNDERCOVER CDC PRIZE. THERES ONE HIDDEN IN EACH OF MY PICTURES. SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THEM ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I bought a mug tree but it still hasn't flowered
These are most
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Jonesy from Dad's Army?
hahahahah! top 'shop :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# she suits that tash
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# that's unshopped
what happens to women of a certain age
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :D
very well done.

Woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# This is most brilliant.
although my first thought was "Why is Blakey from on the buses sitting next to Prince Phillip?"
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# FIA a foot...


New FIA ruling.


/Credited to Fordos
(Mr Wiki, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Well, the FIA and the stewards are in the pay of Ferrari, so I really can see this happening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ^ This
It could have been such a good race yesterday. But no, the retarded stewards decide that a move that in fact had no effect on the way the race panned out as Kimi well and truly failed into the side wall should still be penalised.

Still annoyed!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I was REALLY fucked off when I heard that. It's this sort of shit that kills the sport...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# motor racing died
with Ayrton Senna...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# is this on dave?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# give it few months
and it will be.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# It was daft
He went from being alongside and going faster, to behind and going slower.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# On the other hand...
Hamilton surely should have waited until the next turn to make his move if he wanted to ensure he would not be penalised. I also think that if he had time to steer when he cut the corner he would have had time to brake (the corner is what you might call a slow corner by F1 standards and he is a pro driver).

He he - I said penalised...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# But
as Kimi crashed out anyway, surely whatever happened beforehand is trivial?

It now means that yet another thing is going to have to be sorted out by the lawyers and officials off the track, taking away yet more from the excitement on the track. It makes a mockery of the sport.

*chortle* penalised *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# True
But the fact that Kimi went out later shouldn't have a bearing on little Lewis and his naughty driving - he was a very bad boy. Kinda.

I know what you mean though - the sport isn't a sport anymore. Clubman racing is where it's at. Maybe when I start I can get a b3ta sponsorship deal...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# just for you...


(It's meant to say b3ta for teh win, by the way - I'm in a rush so had to make it super quick)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# it's not really got anything to do with Rai' crashing out though....
...If Ham' gained time by cutting the corner, then it affects his position in the top three.

As he slowed down to a degree, it shouldn't have, and he would still have been ahead of Massa, so by that it's all moot.

The cynic in me thinks that it's a Ferrari put up job, but in all honesty, it's probably the FIA trying to keep the drivers championship as close as possible to make it more "entertaining".
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
#
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# fuck!
siamese horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# please explain
I have Mondayitis :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I really, really don't get F1.
As far as I can see, it's cars going so fast you can't see them, filmed in a way that makes them look like they're going slower than they are.

I've stood next to an F1 car, and it was tiny. Blummin rubbish. It was about the size of a mobile 'phone.

I don't want a phone that goes 200 mph at 6 miles per gallon!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# well yeh the cars are tiny
but so're the drivers. makes it even more impressive that a guy who's 6" tall can drive that fast.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# The brakes work with heat
If you don't drive it fast enough than you can't use the brakes. How pant shitting is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I may have to use that excuse the next time the police pull me over for speeding...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# If you insert enough technical terms
you may confuse them enough to make a getaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# insert enough cash and institutional racism into the conversation
and they'll probably let you go -- also, drugs, offer them coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I've only ever got Sprite on me. Does it have to be coke?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# aye
i can kinda understand the people who don't get it, but this season's had some much better races cos of the new rules.

was in a pub in london yesterday, had just left another one cos i thought the race was over, american mate said, hey look you can still watch the race, and as i said "yeh, but it's basically a procession now" hamilton overtook
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Sports though - eh -
that's something we're allowed to talk about... instead of talking about our emotions like we all really want to do

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Talking about emotions hurts my feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# talking about sport hurts my
boredom gland... read any good books recently? My lady asked me to read The Dark Tower to her... so that's taking up most of my reading time. God I wish Steven King had had an editor who was prepared to stand up to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Arf!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Only the FIA
would do something so dumb.

and woo for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noongles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# is that LOTRROTK?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# 'Tis.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# is it what? Lord of the rings, what?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# i don't know but i think we should hide from it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# is that bloke in the white giving them all the finger?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ... and on a completely unrelated note, Spore is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Nice bone action!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# where did you get that photo of me?
I'm bored. suggestions?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Science of Discworld
chapter 35
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 'Still Blood Lizards'?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# sorry
i meant 45
got the number of chapters wrong
actually i meant 43, completely wrong, only bloody read it on friday
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# You didn't bargain on me being geeky enough to go and check
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# i did
just thought i'd have time to check first (book was sitting at the top of my bag right next to me)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I've got the 3 of them sitting in my bedroom,
fantastic books.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# i'm re-reading them
on II at the moment, but read most of it on the train back from London yest, which stopped for about 20 minutes in milton keynes, so my brain isn't working properly

the fiction in the first one is better than in the second, seems like they're trying to merge the fantasy and the science in order to aid people who missed the back story
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# After the Librarian's help, I know
It's also used in Spore, but I thought it was too good a joke to pass on.
please forgive me
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# nothing to forgive
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# It has NO FLOW to it whatsoever.
3rd person creature running around killing stuff and evolving, then BLAM, top down strategy gaming with no evolving for the next zillion years.

Fun enough though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# That's what I thought,
it feels like the space bit is the real game and rest are just little add ons to lead up to it.
They are all fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Seems like a few mini-games bundled together with a vague connecting story.
And the civ stage was hilarious. I just made a tonne of fighters so the intercom was a non-stop stream of "HAQUOODAH, OKII" over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# oh, TOP STUFF!
... I had a choice - get the STALKER SoC prequel, or get spore... I picked STALKER. wadda-mistaka-to-make-a.

bugged to hell, pointless changes to the way the inventory works and a load of other crap.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I went with both. It looks so nice. And it was great until my PC crashed :)
On recommendation of Shada, I'm going to wait until it's patched properly and just play through the original again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Exactly what I'm doing... waiting for the patch.
Bloody beta release... Why the FUCK can I not see the stamina meter unless I go into the inventory?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# That's bin dun i'm afraid
but no where near as good as that.



not mine of course, not sure who done it
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Personally I prefer this version.

The way he falls over is comedy genius !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# :D
That's so much better than mine.
But I can't complain, as that's just ace
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I know he only had one axe but I'll do this anyway.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that is truely spang-worthy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# arf
noon Prof

my tooth aches now, Anna's Thetic has worn off....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# pfffffffff
i appear to have had a T accident
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# t'accident?
you a yorkshire lad then?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# haha
i am achurly
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *FUH-CHOOOWWWW*

Click for louder (YES, LOUDER.)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# :D
that puts me in mind of those things you used to get free in breakfast cereal and you turn them inside out and wait and PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW it's lost.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh those things were awesome.
I used to suck them to my face and pretend I was an alien.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# damn, I remember those!
that ol' game of seeing how many you could set up before the first popped
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Or sucking them to your face and pretending you were an alien.
This was common, right?

...please.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# no
... that was just you... we've ALL been meaning to have a word with you about it; don't you think it's time you stopped doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I WISH I still had some so I could do it.
I used to have round blotches all over my face after they fell off. It was awesome, I felt like a plague addled alien afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# does anyone remember what they were called?
I bet eBay has some...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I do.
'little poppy uppy things'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Just go into a head shop and ask for poppers.
They have bottles of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Have fun, go mad
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Pack-Of-Six-Glitter-marble-Poppers-Pk6_W0QQitemZ220245961140QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220245961140&_trkparms=72%3A12|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yes, yes,
everyone used to do that.

"Nurse, get the 'special coat'."
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I would fucking love a straight jacket.
Seriously, almost as much as a paisley dressing gown.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# if only Vivienne Westwood
had in some way combined the two...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# or place it on your thumb
and watch the thing fly hiiiigh into the air
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ^
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yeah
... or place it on the tip of your penis because you like the way it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# RUUUU
uuude
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Oh but that's good.

I like it, oh, say eight.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Eight.
Do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I love the whoosh smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Needs more rockets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# That's great!
The LOUDER startled me!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yeah, it's a bit louder than I remembered, there's a lot of clipping in the track.
When I exported it from MilkyTracker, I must have just gone GAIN? ++++++++++++++++++++++++PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's a wonderful tune!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# is it your xm / mod?
woo!

there are mixer volume settings in the wav export
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Yeah, I went YES, LOUD PLEASE on those :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Boris - Britain's blond bombshell...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oh, that's purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# OH MY GOD YES
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# !
MAMA!?!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Rebecca Adlington
Has sure let herself go.

woo etc.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Enough cider,
And that's a maybe.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# obligatory "you're supposed to modify it" comment
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I drew another kitty. It's for Evilscary :)


Also: What do you love today?

Today I really fucking love Lungfish
www.southern.net/southern/band/LUNGF/sounds/19647_01_All_Creation_Bows.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i'm really starting to have a totally shite day so i'm not loving anything today
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Plan a picnic. You can love a picnic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# can't, it's still wet out and i'm utterly skint
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *wiggles finger*
I FOUND A HAPPY WORM FOR YOU. HE SAYS HEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hey worm.
*pissed off glums*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# UH OH, HE'S A TICKLEWORM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*misery*
HAHAHAHHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# awww...
sorry
*tries not to let the bastards get to me*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# yeah
let them get close to you and then stab them... it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# *aims for femoral artery*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Remember, the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.
Assuming you want to avoid the ribcage.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Go postal on crack with a machete.
It always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i may just do that....
*gathers up scalpel supply*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# emo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# nah!
warhammerer.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# teh shite day
is it finished yet? have you stopped having teh shiteness? b3ta cares.
(alspicer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I love Aardvarks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Not much meat on them, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# woo yay, i'm disappointed he didn't enjoy it
i am loving my new banjolele today ^^,
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# That. Sounds. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# today I'm loving that fact that that I am about to go buy expensive sugary pastries and an overpriced hot beverage from starbucks
thus funding the coffee house chain invoked by devil worshippers and managed by Lucifer himself
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# i thought you were buying expensive surgery pasties
don't let cornish delicacy operate!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# pasties filled with excised tumors and aborted foetuses
how lovely
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# As long as you don't drink LATTE, or FRAPPABOLLOCKS, or WHATEVERCHINO, then that's cool :)
EXPRESSO?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Maxicappalattewankerchino
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# The perfect drink for a complete douche.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I have to have either decaff or hot chocolate, as I cant have caffiene
so an expresso would be completely pointless :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Chocolate has caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# a lot less than coffee, so smaller doses I can handle(ish)
fuck the doctors, I'm not giving up chocolate too...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# i love curry
nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Any specific curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *points*
that one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Top pixel-catting.
Today, I'm listening to 10,000 days again, and yes I am loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I think I'll do similar. But instead listen to Danny Careys other band.
The Pigmy Love Circus. Esp the album 'The Power of Beef'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I'll look into them sometime.
Oh, did you ever listen to some Los Natas?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# They're much more straight forward than Tool - so don't get too excited.
I'll head over to Stonerrock.com right now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I was thinking Tool might be a little too proggy for your liking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I do actually have 10,000 Days, but I never thoroughly got into it.
I do have some Queensryche in the cupboard though.

Oh, and re: Los Natas. DUDE. DUDE, COOL. ZZ Top + Kyuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# It does take a few listens.
And yes, they're fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Cheers for the tip. I'll definitely be downloading (and inevitably buying *sigh*).
And in the meantime, I VOTE: KYUSS DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ok, I'm in.
*puts on Sky Valley*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm gonna go with Blues for a Red Sun and then Sons of Kyuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *rages against the dying of the light*
... also MC5
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I found my copy of this again the other day.
3D artwork is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# It's worth buying the CD just for the artwork.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat. I go meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I fucking love that animation. A DANCING CAT? YES PLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Is this true?

I thought you were a fern.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# No
I'm a cat I'm a kitty cat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# That doesnt fit on my moniter :(
I love puppies, In the face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Get a less shitty monitor. Next time I'll width="100%" especially for you.
ALSO, PUPPIES ARE AWESOME, BUT KITTIES ARE WAY FREAKING BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# It will fit on my laptop moniter, but not this shitty university moniter
Kitties any day of the week

One of these shits all over kitties
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You dropped some text and one of these > I believe.
ALSO, HELL NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Whoops, stupid internets
YEs PUPPIES GREATER THAN KITTIES ALL DAY LONG

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# no way
My little pony is WAY better than care bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# PUPPIES > EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I disagree
with some vigour
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Whats better then puppies then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# well- for a start - a dog you don't have to teach not to shit on the floor
and then a whole host of other things too long to list... the Large Hadron Collider, my music collection, women, fine and delicious wine, coffee, kittens, awesome trainers... non fiction books which aren't celebrity hardbacks... food, conviviality, ... smoking, and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Kittens are not better then puppies
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I think I've just prooved that they are
they're in the list...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I love my birthday cat.
And a fuck off massive box of Lush things that I have just been presented with. YAY I SMELL.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *whiffs*
Purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# loving myself.
also people that have a just measure of shit delivered to them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I got 4fluid oz of it. I wanted less.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# you need more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# that is a cat in a nut shell
found clansoul on a book cover
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/b/mark-billingham/knight-school.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
someone is going to find me in rugby team soon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffft!!!
*computer room lols*

Edit: "By mark billingham and PETER COCKS! HA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Oh, gross, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# oh god
1359 × 705 pixels
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Exactly the amount I wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# TODAY I LOVE SNAKES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# CRAZY BIG NUTSACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# LIKE, GIANT MANG.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# WHAT?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# after watching that ace skateboard thing on links


Click for bigger (43KB)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Ohh, monkeys on hoverboards ftw!
Minor tj: I've just been sent 'is it real' by email for the millionth time...ARGHHHHHHHH'

ZOMFG THIS FOTO IZ SO GUD OMG FOTO OF DA YEAR!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# yeah, i mean it is the most amazing photo ive ever seen...
i bet that raf guy shit himsel;f when it happened... but once youve seen it a couple of times it loses its appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# top draw
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# WUPS.
I didn't see you post this. Else I'd have held off posting my crap.

This is real good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# oooh, excellent sketchage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] While not required on set, the other Agents Smith had successful acting careers:
(TenaciousA, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# haha
I once sat in the cinema watching LOTR - and everytime Elrond said a line, some wit behind me completed it by saying "...Mr. Andersson"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I have numb gums
*drools coffee over desk*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *elbow slips off desk*
ouch!!
FREEBS!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ivesb!
just parted company with 65 quid at t'Dentist

:(



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# £65!!
they had better've given you diamond teeth!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahah, I kept doing the same :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *points* IT WAS YOU! J'ACCUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# but quietly, and there was hardly anybody else about.... and it wasn't every line.
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha, yes exactly like that D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :D
My mum can do a terrifyingly accurate impression of him in that film. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahah - sounds amusing
I still haven;t actually seen that film....


My fave role of His EVER is Oddball in Kelly's Heroes!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahahah, Kelly's Heroes is outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# pfft
I imagine you ended up punching him in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Nah
I found it mildly amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I can't take him seriously
after seeing the film which the 3rd image is from "The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert".
Every time I see the Matrix or LOTR I think of him in drag singing ABBA.
(TenaciousA, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# has anyone ever done elrond hubbard?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Have my dirty repost and a click
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I took the middle picture myself with my phone in HK
The sign made me chuckle. I thought it a bit harsh.
I mean, what if he needed a poo or his nappy changing or something?

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# well...that's what happens when you can't control yourself on nights out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# HK Harbour at night looks awesome
Seen the laser light show?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I did.
And I thought it was fantastic that they animate all the lights on the skyscrapers on the other side of the bay to music that they are playing on this side of the bay.
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# pfft.
Poor the Hawking.
Though I have always found him to be a bit smug. So HA!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hello all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hahahaah
oh lord that makes me feel queasy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# sorry!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I once had a middle ear infection and the doctor had to pierce my eardrum with a wire
ouchy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I once had bronchitis and the doctor injected me with penicillin
ouchy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# WITH HIS MOULDY SEX-COCK???? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# no. the injection was in my arse though.
certainly not the worst thing that's happened to it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# When I was 12, I had to have an innoculation to go on holiday - was injected into the base of my spine (or thereabouts). It hurt quite a bit
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# The worst injections I've had were into the roof of my mouth when having teeth taken out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I had that
My tooth shattered and was fused to my jaw. They had to crack the shards out of the bone. It hurt lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Gah.
I was jealous of my friend who was gassed instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I moaned and got general anesthetic.
In fairness, a needle in the hand in still a little gross. Especially when you can feel the liquid surge up your arm.

*shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I don't mind most injections.
Actually, I'm due a few more as I'm working in a hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I'm generally OK with them. I'm real bad at eye stuff though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Ooo. Before I forget.
How did your chillis turn out being indoors?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# There's quite a few buds on them,
but it also meant a load of red spider mites took over, which I've been hunting and destroying for the past few days.
Hopefully they'll recover and flower.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Try an extremely weak washing up liquid solution
ie, a teaspoon in a lite of water. Try that every day or so for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I'll give it a shot, wasn't sure if it worked on them.
I've been crushing them with my mighty fingers, there's only a couple of plants to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Found a new way. Piss easy as well
Stand in a saucer of water, get a big clean plakky bag, cover and tie round the pot so it's airtight and the plant is covered, and leave somewhere warn.
Apparantly the humidity will kill them off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers, I'll give that a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Jewish?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# that sounds exceedingly unpleasant.........
the worst thing I've had at teh dentists, was that the backs of my insissors were slightly uneven, and in later years, it may catch food and stuff and even with proper bushing could cause problems. This lead them to drilling out the backs of all my teeth, and filling them with the white filling stuff, and make me sit there for fecking ages with a UV lamp pointed in my mouth. It was not a nice experience
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Yes, they're pretty bad :(
The worse injection I had was my nipple piercing, which isn't technically an injection but it was having a spike pushed into my skin.

I saw my life flash before my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# My girlfriend was briefly trying to convince me to get my nipple pierced with her,
but I think I'll give it a miss...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ugh... I've only had it in my gums before... But the roof? Nasty stuff.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah, it's not right.
The worst thing is, I had them taken out in 2 sittings, so I had to go back knowing what it would be like.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Nothing like lying there, feeling them go in while your hands are making clawing movements in the air
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# And the worst thing was..?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahahah!
might be useful for digging ou that hard-to-reach waxey build-up :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I have earphones, but do you have sight cancelling sunglasses?
Ideally with big syringes in them. Full of woodlice. That go into your eyes. Y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I think Oakley have them
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahah
i have a pair somewhere im sure, but ironically, they actually inject earwig larvae directly into the cornea
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Brilliant.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Kinda like the updated modern version of....
www.unionsquaremusic.co.uk/covers/large/SALVOCD008.jpg
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# youch.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *pukes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ooh.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I read that as nose cancelling!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Yes but how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hahah
The ultimate in phase cancellation!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Sarah Palin. Best. Meme. Eva.
(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# and yet not....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hmm, nope.
Meatwheels ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ahhh, Rush Limbaugh
I cannot hear his name without being reminded of this...
www.bushflash.com/nazi.html
/nsfw lyrics in places
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# a state politician here got the sack for sniffing a female politician's chair
and is he memed? nooooooo.

one stupid tart piece of white trash gets into an election in america...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I feel your pain...
Truly...
(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# why oh why can't we have a chair sniffing bandwaggon?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I'm still amazed how obsessed our media is with the American Elections...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Try following British politics for ten minutes
It's shit.
(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# try following aussie politics it's chair sniffing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Chair sniffing beats tory shadow cabinet committees any day
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# maybe, but at least it applies to me.
If some silly redneck bint gets into the white house, it's not going to have any affect on my state pension, or the immigration status of this country. Our own politicians are perfectly capable of screwing that up on their own :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Indeed.
What's really amazing is how not only do they cover it like it's the most important thing the British public need to know, but they also explain it to us all as if we all already know how the American political system works. Then they ask the British public's opinion on the candidates as if they're going to be voting.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I'm up for letting the world vote instead of America if you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# That's no meme!
I hope....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# If it ain't it oughta be...
(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Dirty planetoids.


Soupy drawings on top products! www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# i remember that....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Ah.
I didn't think I'd posted it before. Well, it is a revised version anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hell, i don't mind. i love your picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I remember when no jokes existed and I had to create humans so I could see jokes for the first time
and now I just snipe in a petty manner if I've seen something similar or equivalent to what I've already seen.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# And as the snipers sniped at the snipers, the world disappeared up its own shitty bunghole.
Corinthians (ch. V, v. 3)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I especially liked the bit when Bruce Willis jumps through the window firing his gun!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# actually when i first posted my drawing wheelybird responded by making his own version of this
i loved his version then and now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# it's ok, I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# If you weren't so great I'd think you're a cunt :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I am a cunt!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *glees*
Top broams wheelysir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I WANT A GLANDS TSHIRT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# If only there was a place that sold such wonderful clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I are King.

I'm at work, eating out-of-date Garlic and Herb Philadelphia on smashed up oat cakes. It is my 26th Birthday. WHERE IS MY PARADE?!?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# YOU'RE AWESOME, CRADOCK.
I WILL DRAW YOU A CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# NOW I NEED A CAT NOW
CAT NOW. CAT. (please :D)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# YOU APPEAR TO BE GRAVELY LOW ON CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I love you
in THE FACE X X X
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# happy birthday, you can have an
you can have an
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# YEAH!!!!
He is awesome, which is lucky, because that is his name.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# happappapy birth anniversary!
*parades around*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# FINALLY.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# happy birthday!!
i wore my birthday to suit to work just for you!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# SexE Birthdai tiem
much obliged x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Thank you lovely Clan
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Unfortunately, your parade is lost in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Tsk.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
YEAH!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# AWOOGA!
*shoots pistols*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# burpy hapday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Thanks
Mmm, garlic and herby burps..
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# haha late twenties!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Ha ha yeah..
I will kill you
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# happy birthday weirdo!
have some shit custom munny action!
Crappest laziest custom munnies EVAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Luvvers
Thanks, you pink-headed freaknonce you x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I'm in a very random mood today...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# A PONY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
weird!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Is the girl in the background
wearing anything below the waist?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# It's the latest fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Naked lady bums
have ever been out of fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# This is strange but pleasing.
Woo. And is that person in the background bare-arsed but with knee length socks?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# B3ta /board
Spotting the possibility of a bare arse since the dawn of time.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It's the only reason I'm here
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# somehow, that looks like it belongs in silent hill
OUTSTANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ning all


I have a sinking feeling this has bindunness :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Shit!
*runs back*


Edit: Oh I forgot That's Rev Jessie's sky there that is!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/8720788
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# 'ning tan
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# stare into its eyes
that's seriously hypnotic
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I prefer the original
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I do so love this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *ruffles your hair*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ruffle away, there's enough for everyone!
*purrs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# your hair consumes people.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I once auditioned for a hentai but they said even for tentacle rape, my hair was too violent.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ACE!
Suely you don't mean this?


:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I meant the original film, filmed entirely with lobsters.
EXCELLENT SCARY ALIEN ANIMATION!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hehehe
I didn't hink so!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Ace!
This is my first attempt at a head on scroller!

It's bloody hard work aint it?
Took me about 5 hours.
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It depends, it can take a while to get the right sources.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# And I did this, in response to Dekionplexis' spate of Voight.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Sweet!
I made all of mine except Rev Jessie's background!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahhaha, that would really cause problems, the amount of people turning back to go check :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *has flashback*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I'D SAY HELLO, BUT I'M IN PAIN.
EVERYONE FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE. I GOT THREE HOURS SLEEP BECAUSE MY BACK DECIDED TO EXPLODE OR SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Bollocks
You were on /talk at 4am
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I slept from 6-9, you jerk. >:(
BE FREAKING NICE TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'm lovely to you.
You're just not reading my comments in the right voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I was reading them with a french accent.
It's way hotter like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# If that's what makes you happy
go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# take it like a man!!
*hugs*
*gently*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :(((((
HURTS
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *swipes some morphine in a syringe from wards*
here, now stop complaining!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *falls down some stairs*
*smiles*

c:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# excellent.
ROLL UP!
GET YOUR SWEET ASS HERE!!
50p A GO!!
FORM AN ORDERLY LINE, THERE'S PLENTLY TO GO ROUND!*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# What will 18p get me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# his ear
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I'll take it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *pulls curtain round*
chop-chop, there's as queue!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It'd go a lot quicker if you stopped watching me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *tuts*
*covers eyes*

*almost*
heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# If it helps, my shiny new TV arrived this morning.
Also, that's rubbish. Get a new back.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# In fairness my back is shitty and I often spend nights sleeping on the floor.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TELLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# It's bigger than my old one, and it doesn't turn itself off all the time.
It looks like this www.intekx.com/product_info.php?products_id=270?osCsid=c99fb34088426e96d53084440fb40f14
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Get you and your fancy-dancy new telly, eh?
V. nice too, sir

\o/ for new tellies!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# It's the first TV I've ever bought,
all my others have been inherited or won in raffles, and therefore not been very good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# It's a lovely feeling
That 'Oh Sod It, I want *that* one, I'm damn well having it' purchase experience.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# It took me ages to choose,
there are far too many TVs out there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# But, it is fun choosing,
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Does it always have a motorbike on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# It runs better like that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# This must be some technical thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# LAH DE PANTS!
Looks dead swish to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *grabs DVDs and beer*
everyone round porsches for film night!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# All I need now is a DVD player.
I suppose I could hook my computer up to it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Nah,
You want one of these: www.richersounds.com/showproduct.php?cda=showproduct&pid=SAMS-BDP1400
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# That would be nice, but I can't justify spending the money for a while now.
Maybe I'll just get a console that can play them sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Awww...
*gently manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Arf. Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# heh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# HOLY SHIT, I PUT A DONK ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Haha,
he's wasting his time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahah
love it
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# piss hang on i was trying to post one that was relevant to this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
You haven't done any of these recently, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yeah i've done a few recently but i've just been hella busy at the moment so i've not had the time
there should be a few newish ones on here
tomobedlampof.wordpress.com

look out for this weeks new one which will involve jokes about rain and auschwitz
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
#
HAHAHa
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

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