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Make it stop!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

Oh noes!

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

hahahaha!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

Living in Worcester

...which fails annually with flooding, I can totally lol at this :)

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theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

ace!

in an awful way...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

Superb

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fuscous, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

hahaahhahah!

that bloody song....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

Brilliant.
Can I have that duck please? I want a duck. I will call him Sargeant Quack Quack. I have eaten too much cake.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

Oooh! That's what I'm going to do tonight.

I'm going to bake cake!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

make sure you bake a fresh one

baking one that's already done isn't such a good idea. _{coulda said so earlier}

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

why don't you marry a cake

if you love it so much?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

Also not as much fun as there's no bowl of cake mixture to lick afterwards

I don't know why I bother baking the cake, it's just the mixture I'm interested in eating.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

oooh, I actually baked one yesterday. Twas a banana cake, and it turned out rather good.

Not bad considering the last time I baked a cake, I was back in seconday school

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

just for you

cgi.ebay.co.uk/DUCKLING-Baby-Duck-Bird-Chick-Taxidermy_W0QQitemZ170258667496QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item170258667496&_trkparms=72%3A12|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

OHMYGOD

You are Santa.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

yes I am

but shhhhhh - all the other boys and girls mustn't know

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

I'm thinking about getting this guy and adding a hat and a tiny little trumpet

cgi.ebay.co.uk/TAXIDERMY-STUFFED-ANIMAL-REPTILE-LIZARD-or-whatever_W0QQitemZ250290107092QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item250290107092&_trkparms=72%3A12|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

YES.

And he can sit on your shoulder.
Oh HOW YOU SHALL SING.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

I do have a very pleasing

baritone...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

Mmmmm Gene Kelly

Yummywoo!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

oh yes, very good!

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahahaha

totally topical taste

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

haha

singin in the drain

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

They call him the "Chancellor" cos he'll tax anything.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

you are some kind of fresh madness

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

Tap that sap, Taffy!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

DAMN YOOOOUU TAFFY!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Replace Taffy with Jock or Paddy and see what happens.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

I don't think of him as Welsh in that way...

He's more of a nursery rhyme character, A jack Sprat, or a Dr Foster if you will.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

hahaha

Hats!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

nope

just one hat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

Nice!

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG CUP MUG MUG MUG MUG

HELLO CUP OPERATIVE. COMMENCE OPERATION TWATHAMMER.

Before
Beforer
Beforerer

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

but its lips are there on its face!

what orifice am I kissing every time I drink?!? does the mug just imagine whatever one it likes? the little bastard!

(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

You can be kissed anywhere.

EVEN IN PLACES WITHOUT LIPS OR CHEEKS.

IMAGINE THAT!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

I'd rather not imagine that, thanks

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

pls?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

I just asked my therapist, and she said no, so I best not

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

I'm a simple man

my mental imaging faculties are not developed enough to be able to achieve this...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

It's got a rim,

it must be an orifice, my chief scientist said so.

(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

This is the type of SCIENCE! we can all learn from.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

Operation TWATHAMMER Initiated, SUH!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

*SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!*

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. WIERDO.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

How do they feel about being tea-bagged?

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nick the greek, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

ITS THE NUMBER 1 REASON THEY EXIST.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

AWESOME!

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nick the greek, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

I KISSED A MUG

AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF ITS CHOCOLATE..ACENESS.

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Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

I want some chocolate aceness :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

Me too, me too :(

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Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

^ *officelols!*

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

I am smiling

because they are good :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

HELLO MR. THE TIME SPROUT

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

HELLO MR. ARE THE LEMON

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

HOW ARE YOU BROTHER DOCTOR?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

I AM WELL

BUT MY SPELLINS BRAIN IS BROKEN TODAY. HOW ARE YOU?

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

I HAD MINE SURGICALLY REMOVED.

YOUD NEVER KNOW.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

FUCKING MUGS

WHO CARES ABOUT MUGS!
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ON WEDNESDAY!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

THE CUPOCOLYPSE IS NIGH.

FLEE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

WHERE?

THE LHC WILL ENGORGE US ALL!?!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

IT ACCELERATES THE PROTONS AND THE LEAD.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

>:(

THE LHC IS GOING TO KILL US, WHATS THE POINT IN LIVING!?!

_{_{_{And dont say mugs}}}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

MUGS.

_{_{Or cups, if you swing that way.}}

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

I swing both ways

_{_{_{:D Mugs or Cups, they are both the same to me}}}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

Now I'm imagining a dog being spun around at high speed by its lead.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

That's days away! Let's go to Hawaii!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

I CANT BE BOTHERED TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER WEDNESDAY

OTHERWISE WHAT IS THE POINT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

If I'm going to die on Wednesday

I'd rather I was on a Hawaiian beach than in the Co-op.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

Anyone fancy a jaunt to switzerland?

I hear the hadrons are lovely this time of year

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

awww, crap... I just bought a load of DVDs, and have not finished watching them yet... I'm not gonna have time now.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

You buy DVDs?

Why would you do that when the internet gives you them for free?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

I like the nice printed shiny covers.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

thats what laminating machines are for

That and printing paper
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

laminating machines are the work of the devil. I will have nothing to do with them.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

I hope you're faithful to your mug.

Mugsluts are rife.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

I am faithful to my mug,

but is my mug faithful to me?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

I think you should hire a private eye to find out.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

That or nuke the site from orbit.

Its the only way to be sure.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

Think of the carbon footprint, man!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

The carbon₁₄ footprint?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

how very dare you

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mugatu, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

I've seen you,

with your pottery whores.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

I hate it when they advertise as a porcelain princess

but then when they arrive theyre naught but old chipped crockery.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

i don't know what is going on

i mousewheel past this at 20 miles an hour and it looks like a great green cock and ballsack.

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

WELL DONE.

YOU WIN THE UNDERCOVER CDC PRIZE. THERES ONE HIDDEN IN EACH OF MY PICTURES. SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THEM ALL.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

I bought a mug tree but it still hasn't flowered

These are most

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

Jonesy from Dad's Army?

hahahahah! top 'shop :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha!!

aceness!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

she suits that tash

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

that's unshopped

what happens to women of a certain age

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

very well done.

Woosome.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

This is most brilliant.

although my first thought was "Why is Blakey from on the buses sitting next to Prince Phillip?"

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Aenesis, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

FIA a foot...

New FIA ruling.

/Credited to Fordos

(Mr Wiki, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)

Well, the FIA and the stewards are in the pay of Ferrari, so I really can see this happening

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

^ This

It could have been such a good race yesterday. But no, the retarded stewards decide that a move that in fact had no effect on the way the race panned out as Kimi well and truly failed into the side wall should still be penalised.

Still annoyed!

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theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

I was REALLY fucked off when I heard that. It's this sort of shit that kills the sport...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

motor racing died

with Ayrton Senna...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

is this on dave?

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

give it few months

and it will be.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

It was daft

He went from being alongside and going faster, to behind and going slower.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

On the other hand...

Hamilton surely should have waited until the next turn to make his move if he wanted to ensure he would not be penalised. I also think that if he had time to steer when he cut the corner he would have had time to brake (the corner is what you might call a slow corner by F1 standards and he is a pro driver).

He he - I said penalised...

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jon_tanner, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

But

as Kimi crashed out anyway, surely whatever happened beforehand is trivial?

It now means that yet another thing is going to have to be sorted out by the lawyers and officials off the track, taking away yet more from the excitement on the track. It makes a mockery of the sport.

*chortle* penalised *chortle*

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theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

True

But the fact that Kimi went out later shouldn't have a bearing on little Lewis and his naughty driving - he was a very bad boy. Kinda.

I know what you mean though - the sport isn't a sport anymore. Clubman racing is where it's at. Maybe when I start I can get a b3ta sponsorship deal...

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jon_tanner, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

just for you...

(It's meant to say b3ta for teh win, by the way - I'm in a rush so had to make it super quick)

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theswirly, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

it's not really got anything to do with Rai' crashing out though....

...If Ham' gained time by cutting the corner, then it affects his position in the top three.

As he slowed down to a degree, it shouldn't have, and he would still have been ahead of Massa, so by that it's all moot.

The cynic in me thinks that it's a Ferrari put up job, but in all honesty, it's probably the FIA trying to keep the drivers championship as close as possible to make it more "entertaining".

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

fuck!

siamese horses!

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

please explain

I have Mondayitis :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

I really, really don't get F1.

As far as I can see, it's cars going so fast you can't see them, filmed in a way that makes them look like they're going slower than they are.

I've stood next to an F1 car, and it was tiny. Blummin rubbish. It was about the size of a mobile 'phone.

I don't want a phone that goes 200 mph at 6 miles per gallon!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

well yeh the cars are tiny

but so're the drivers. makes it even more impressive that a guy who's 6" tall can drive that fast.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

The brakes work with heat

If you don't drive it fast enough than you can't use the brakes. How pant shitting is that?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

I may have to use that excuse the next time the police pull me over for speeding...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

If you insert enough technical terms

you may confuse them enough to make a getaway.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

insert enough cash and institutional racism into the conversation

and they'll probably let you go -- also, drugs, offer them coke.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

I've only ever got Sprite on me. Does it have to be coke?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

aye

i can kinda understand the people who don't get it, but this season's had some much better races cos of the new rules.

was in a pub in london yesterday, had just left another one cos i thought the race was over, american mate said, hey look you can still watch the race, and as i said "yeh, but it's basically a procession now" hamilton overtook

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

Sports though - eh -

that's something we're allowed to talk about... instead of talking about our emotions like we all really want to do

*cries*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

Talking about emotions hurts my feelings.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

talking about sport hurts my

boredom gland... read any good books recently? My lady asked me to read The Dark Tower to her... so that's taking up most of my reading time. God I wish Steven King had had an editor who was prepared to stand up to him.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

Hahahahhahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

Arf!

*clicks*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

Only the FIA

would do something so dumb.

and woo for the pic!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

'Noongles :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

is that LOTRROTK?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)

LOL

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

'Tis.

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

is it what? Lord of the rings, what?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)

i don't know but i think we should hide from it

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

is that bloke in the white giving them all the finger?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

... and on a completely unrelated note, Spore is bloody brilliant

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

Hahaha!

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

Nice bone action!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

where did you get that photo of me?

I'm bored. suggestions?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

Science of Discworld

chapter 35

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

'Still Blood Lizards'?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

sorry

i meant 45
got the number of chapters wrong
actually i meant 43, completely wrong, only bloody read it on friday

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)

You didn't bargain on me being geeky enough to go and check

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

i did

just thought i'd have time to check first (book was sitting at the top of my bag right next to me)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

I've got the 3 of them sitting in my bedroom,

fantastic books.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

i'm re-reading them

on II at the moment, but read most of it on the train back from London yest, which stopped for about 20 minutes in milton keynes, so my brain isn't working properly

the fiction in the first one is better than in the second, seems like they're trying to merge the fantasy and the science in order to aid people who missed the back story

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

After the Librarian's help, I know

It's also used in Spore, but I thought it was too good a joke to pass on.
please forgive me

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

nothing to forgive

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

hahahahah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

It has NO FLOW to it whatsoever.

3rd person creature running around killing stuff and evolving, then BLAM, top down strategy gaming with no evolving for the next zillion years.

Fun enough though.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

That's what I thought,

it feels like the space bit is the real game and rest are just little add ons to lead up to it.
They are all fun though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

Seems like a few mini-games bundled together with a vague connecting story.

And the civ stage was hilarious. I just made a tonne of fighters so the intercom was a non-stop stream of "HAQUOODAH, OKII" over and over.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)

oh, TOP STUFF!

... I had a choice - get the STALKER SoC prequel, or get spore... I picked STALKER. wadda-mistaka-to-make-a.

bugged to hell, pointless changes to the way the inventory works and a load of other crap.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

I went with both. It looks so nice. And it was great until my PC crashed :)

On recommendation of Shada, I'm going to wait until it's patched properly and just play through the original again.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

Exactly what I'm doing... waiting for the patch.

Bloody beta release... Why the FUCK can I not see the stamina meter unless I go into the inventory?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

That's bin dun i'm afraid

but no where near as good as that.

not mine of course, not sure who done it

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Personally I prefer this version.

The way he falls over is comedy genius !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

That's so much better than mine.
But I can't complain, as that's just ace

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

I know he only had one axe but I'll do this anyway.

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Haha

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

that is truely spang-worthy! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

arf

noon Prof

my tooth aches now, Anna's Thetic has worn off....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

arf!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

hahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

pfffffffff

i appear to have had a T accident

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

t'accident?

you a yorkshire lad then?

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

haha

i am achurly

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

Fantastic

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fuscous, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

*FUH-CHOOOWWWW*

Click for louder (YES, LOUDER.)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

that puts me in mind of those things you used to get free in breakfast cereal and you turn them inside out and wait and PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW it's lost.

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oh those things were awesome.

I used to suck them to my face and pretend I was an alien.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

damn, I remember those!

that ol' game of seeing how many you could set up before the first popped

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

Or sucking them to your face and pretending you were an alien.

This was common, right?

...please.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

... that was just you... we've ALL been meaning to have a word with you about it; don't you think it's time you stopped doing it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

I WISH I still had some so I could do it.

I used to have round blotches all over my face after they fell off. It was awesome, I felt like a plague addled alien afterwards.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

does anyone remember what they were called?

I bet eBay has some...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

I do.

'little poppy uppy things'

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

Just go into a head shop and ask for poppers.

They have bottles of the stuff.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

Have fun, go mad

cgi.ebay.co.uk/Pack-Of-Six-Glitter-marble-Poppers-Pk6_W0QQitemZ220245961140QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220245961140&_trkparms=72%3A12|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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Joliet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

Yes, yes,

everyone used to do that.

"Nurse, get the 'special coat'."

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

I would fucking love a straight jacket.

Seriously, almost as much as a paisley dressing gown.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

if only Vivienne Westwood

had in some way combined the two...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

or place it on your thumb

and watch the thing fly hiiiigh into the air

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

THIS

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

yeah

... or place it on the tip of your penis because you like the way it hurts

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

RUUUU

uuude

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

hahaha, yes!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

Oh but that's good.

I like it, oh, say eight.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

Eight.

Do I win?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

I love the whoosh smoke.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

Needs more rockets

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

That's great!

The LOUDER startled me!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

Yeah, it's a bit louder than I remembered, there's a lot of clipping in the track.

When I exported it from MilkyTracker, I must have just gone GAIN? ++++++++++++++++++++++++PLEASE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

It's a wonderful tune!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

is it your xm / mod?

woo!

there are mixer volume settings in the wav export

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)

Yeah, I went YES, LOUD PLEASE on those :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

Boris - Britain's blond bombshell...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

Oh, that's purdy.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

OH MY GOD YES

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

MAMA!?!

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

Rebecca Adlington

Has sure let herself go.

woo etc.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

Enough cider,

And that's a maybe.

;)

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

obligatory "you're supposed to modify it" comment

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

I drew another kitty. It's for Evilscary :)

Also: What do you love today?

Today I really fucking love Lungfish
www.southern.net/southern/band/LUNGF/sounds/19647_01_All_Creation_Bows.mp3

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

i'm really starting to have a totally shite day so i'm not loving anything today

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

Plan a picnic. You can love a picnic :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

can't, it's still wet out and i'm utterly skint

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)

*wiggles finger*

I FOUND A HAPPY WORM FOR YOU. HE SAYS HEY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

hey worm.

*pissed off glums*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

UH OH, HE'S A TICKLEWORM!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*misery*
HAHAHAHHA!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

:(((

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

awww...

sorry
*tries not to let the bastards get to me*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

yeah

let them get close to you and then stab them... it's the only way to be sure.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

*aims for femoral artery*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

Remember, the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.

Assuming you want to avoid the ribcage.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

Go postal on crack with a machete.

It always works for me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

i may just do that....

*gathers up scalpel supply*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

emo

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

nah!

warhammerer.
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

teh shite day

is it finished yet? have you stopped having teh shiteness? b3ta cares.

(alspicer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

I love Aardvarks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

Not much meat on them, surely?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

woo yay, i'm disappointed he didn't enjoy it

i am loving my new banjolele today ^^,

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

That. Sounds. Awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

today I'm loving that fact that that I am about to go buy expensive sugary pastries and an overpriced hot beverage from starbucks

thus funding the coffee house chain invoked by devil worshippers and managed by Lucifer himself

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

i thought you were buying expensive surgery pasties

don't let cornish delicacy operate!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

pasties filled with excised tumors and aborted foetuses

how lovely

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

As long as you don't drink LATTE, or FRAPPABOLLOCKS, or WHATEVERCHINO, then that's cool :)

EXPRESSO?!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

Maxicappalattewankerchino

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

The perfect drink for a complete douche.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

I have to have either decaff or hot chocolate, as I cant have caffiene

so an expresso would be completely pointless :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

Chocolate has caffeine.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

a lot less than coffee, so smaller doses I can handle(ish)

fuck the doctors, I'm not giving up chocolate too...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

i love curry

nyom nyom

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

Any specific curry?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

*points*

that one

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

Top pixel-catting.

Today, I'm listening to 10,000 days again, and yes I am loving it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

I think I'll do similar. But instead listen to Danny Careys other band.

The Pigmy Love Circus. Esp the album 'The Power of Beef'.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

I'll look into them sometime.

Oh, did you ever listen to some Los Natas?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

They're much more straight forward than Tool - so don't get too excited.

I'll head over to Stonerrock.com right now :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

I was thinking Tool might be a little too proggy for your liking.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

I do actually have 10,000 Days, but I never thoroughly got into it.

I do have some Queensryche in the cupboard though.

Oh, and re: Los Natas. DUDE. DUDE, COOL. ZZ Top + Kyuss.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

It does take a few listens.

And yes, they're fantastic.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

Cheers for the tip. I'll definitely be downloading (and inevitably buying *sigh*).

And in the meantime, I VOTE: KYUSS DAY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

Ok, I'm in.

*puts on Sky Valley*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

I'm gonna go with Blues for a Red Sun and then Sons of Kyuss.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

*rages against the dying of the light*

... also MC5

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

I found my copy of this again the other day.

3D artwork is lovely.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

It's worth buying the CD just for the artwork.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat. I go meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

I fucking love that animation. A DANCING CAT? YES PLS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

Is this true?

I thought you were a fern.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

I'm a cat I'm a kitty cat!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

That doesnt fit on my moniter :(

I love puppies, In the face

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

Get a less shitty monitor. Next time I'll width="100%" especially for you.

ALSO, PUPPIES ARE AWESOME, BUT KITTIES ARE WAY FREAKING BETTER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

It will fit on my laptop moniter, but not this shitty university moniter

Kitties any day of the week

One of these shits all over kitties

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

You dropped some text and one of these > I believe.

ALSO, HELL NO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

Whoops, stupid internets

YEs PUPPIES GREATER THAN KITTIES ALL DAY LONG

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

no way

My little pony is WAY better than care bear!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

PUPPIES > EVERYTHING

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

really?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

Yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

I disagree

with some vigour

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

Whats better then puppies then?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

well- for a start - a dog you don't have to teach not to shit on the floor

and then a whole host of other things too long to list... the Large Hadron Collider, my music collection, women, fine and delicious wine, coffee, kittens, awesome trainers... non fiction books which aren't celebrity hardbacks... food, conviviality, ... smoking, and so on.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

Kittens are not better then puppies

FACT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

I think I've just prooved that they are

they're in the list...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

LIES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

I love my birthday cat.

And a fuck off massive box of Lush things that I have just been presented with. YAY I SMELL.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

*whiffs*

Purdy.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

loving myself.

also people that have a just measure of shit delivered to them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

I got 4fluid oz of it. I wanted less.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

you need more.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

that is a cat in a nut shell

found clansoul on a book cover
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/b/mark-billingham/knight-school.htm

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

someone is going to find me in rugby team soon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

Pfffffffffffffft!!!

*computer room lols*

Edit: "By mark billingham and PETER COCKS! HA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

Oh, gross, dude.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

oh god

1359 × 705 pixels

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

Exactly the amount I wanted.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

TODAY I LOVE SNAKES!!!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

CRAZY BIG NUTSACK.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

LIKE, GIANT MANG.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Hahaha!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

WHAT?!?!?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

after watching that ace skateboard thing on links

Click for bigger (43KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

lovely stuff

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

Ohh, monkeys on hoverboards ftw!

Minor tj: I've just been sent 'is it real' by email for the millionth time...ARGHHHHHHHH'

ZOMFG THIS FOTO IZ SO GUD OMG FOTO OF DA YEAR!!111

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

yeah, i mean it is the most amazing photo ive ever seen...

i bet that raf guy shit himsel;f when it happened... but once youve seen it a couple of times it loses its appeal.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

top draw

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

WUPS.

I didn't see you post this. Else I'd have held off posting my crap.

This is real good.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

oooh, excellent sketchage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

While not required on set, the other Agents Smith had successful acting careers:

(TenaciousA, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

haha

I once sat in the cinema watching LOTR - and everytime Elrond said a line, some wit behind me completed it by saying "...Mr. Andersson"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

I have numb gums

*drools coffee over desk*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

*elbow slips off desk*

ouch!!
FREEBS!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

ivesb!

just parted company with 65 quid at t'Dentist

:(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

£65!!

they had better've given you diamond teeth!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahahahah, I kept doing the same :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

*points* IT WAS YOU! J'ACCUSE!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

but quietly, and there was hardly anybody else about.... and it wasn't every line.

*hangs head in shame*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahaha, yes exactly like that D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

My mum can do a terrifyingly accurate impression of him in that film. *shudders*

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

hahah - sounds amusing

I still haven;t actually seen that film....

My fave role of His EVER is Oddball in Kelly's Heroes!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahahah, Kelly's Heroes is outstanding :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

pfft

I imagine you ended up punching him in the face?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Nah

I found it mildly amusing

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

I can't take him seriously

after seeing the film which the 3rd image is from "The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert".
Every time I see the Matrix or LOTR I think of him in drag singing ABBA.

(TenaciousA, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

has anyone ever done elrond hubbard?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Have my dirty repost and a click

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sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

I took the middle picture myself with my phone in HK

The sign made me chuckle. I thought it a bit harsh.
I mean, what if he needed a poo or his nappy changing or something?

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

hahahaha!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

well...that's what happens when you can't control yourself on nights out

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahaha

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

HK Harbour at night looks awesome

Seen the laser light show?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

I did.

And I thought it was fantastic that they animate all the lights on the skyscrapers on the other side of the bay to music that they are playing on this side of the bay.

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

pfft.

Poor the Hawking.
Though I have always found him to be a bit smug. So HA!

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

hello all

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

hahahaah

oh lord that makes me feel queasy :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

sorry!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

I once had a middle ear infection and the doctor had to pierce my eardrum with a wire

ouchy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

I once had bronchitis and the doctor injected me with penicillin

ouchy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

WITH HIS MOULDY SEX-COCK???? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ahem

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

no. the injection was in my arse though.

certainly not the worst thing that's happened to it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

When I was 12, I had to have an innoculation to go on holiday - was injected into the base of my spine (or thereabouts). It hurt quite a bit

that is all

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

The worst injections I've had were into the roof of my mouth when having teeth taken out.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

I had that

My tooth shattered and was fused to my jaw. They had to crack the shards out of the bone. It hurt lots.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Gah.

I was jealous of my friend who was gassed instead.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

I moaned and got general anesthetic.

In fairness, a needle in the hand in still a little gross. Especially when you can feel the liquid surge up your arm.

*shakes*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

I don't mind most injections.

Actually, I'm due a few more as I'm working in a hospital.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

I'm generally OK with them. I'm real bad at eye stuff though.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Ooo. Before I forget.

How did your chillis turn out being indoors?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

There's quite a few buds on them,

but it also meant a load of red spider mites took over, which I've been hunting and destroying for the past few days.
Hopefully they'll recover and flower.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

Try an extremely weak washing up liquid solution

ie, a teaspoon in a lite of water. Try that every day or so for a week.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

I'll give it a shot, wasn't sure if it worked on them.

I've been crushing them with my mighty fingers, there's only a couple of plants to deal with.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

Found a new way. Piss easy as well

Stand in a saucer of water, get a big clean plakky bag, cover and tie round the pot so it's airtight and the plant is covered, and leave somewhere warn.
Apparantly the humidity will kill them off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

Cheers, I'll give that a shot.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

Jewish?

/coat

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Ratsta, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

that sounds exceedingly unpleasant.........

the worst thing I've had at teh dentists, was that the backs of my insissors were slightly uneven, and in later years, it may catch food and stuff and even with proper bushing could cause problems. This lead them to drilling out the backs of all my teeth, and filling them with the white filling stuff, and make me sit there for fecking ages with a UV lamp pointed in my mouth. It was not a nice experience

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

Yes, they're pretty bad :(

The worse injection I had was my nipple piercing, which isn't technically an injection but it was having a spike pushed into my skin.

I saw my life flash before my eyes.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

My girlfriend was briefly trying to convince me to get my nipple pierced with her,

but I think I'll give it a miss...

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

ugh... I've only had it in my gums before... But the roof? Nasty stuff.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

Yeah, it's not right.

The worst thing is, I had them taken out in 2 sittings, so I had to go back knowing what it would be like.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

Nothing like lying there, feeling them go in while your hands are making clawing movements in the air

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

And the worst thing was..?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

hahahah!

might be useful for digging ou that hard-to-reach waxey build-up :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

I have earphones, but do you have sight cancelling sunglasses?

Ideally with big syringes in them. Full of woodlice. That go into your eyes. Y'know?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

I think Oakley have them

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

hahah

i have a pair somewhere im sure, but ironically, they actually inject earwig larvae directly into the cornea

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

*likes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

ouch!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

Brilliant.

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Kinda like the updated modern version of....

www.unionsquaremusic.co.uk/covers/large/SALVOCD008.jpg

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

youch.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

Oooof!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

*pukes

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

ooh.

No.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

I read that as nose cancelling!

*fears*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

Yes but how does it smell?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hahah

The ultimate in phase cancellation!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Sarah Palin. Best. Meme. Eva.

(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

and yet not....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

hmm, nope.

Meatwheels ftw.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

yup

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

ahhh, Rush Limbaugh

I cannot hear his name without being reminded of this...
www.bushflash.com/nazi.html
/nsfw lyrics in places

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

a state politician here got the sack for sniffing a female politician's chair

and is he memed? nooooooo.

one stupid tart piece of white trash gets into an election in america...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

I feel your pain...

Truly...

(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

why oh why can't we have a chair sniffing bandwaggon?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'm still amazed how obsessed our media is with the American Elections...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

Try following British politics for ten minutes

It's shit.

(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

try following aussie politics it's chair sniffing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Chair sniffing beats tory shadow cabinet committees any day

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

maybe, but at least it applies to me.

If some silly redneck bint gets into the white house, it's not going to have any affect on my state pension, or the immigration status of this country. Our own politicians are perfectly capable of screwing that up on their own :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Indeed.

What's really amazing is how not only do they cover it like it's the most important thing the British public need to know, but they also explain it to us all as if we all already know how the American political system works. Then they ask the British public's opinion on the candidates as if they're going to be voting.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

I'm up for letting the world vote instead of America if you are.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

That's no meme!

I hope....

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

If it ain't it oughta be...

(ptet is happy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

Dirty planetoids.

Soupy drawings on top products! www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

i remember that....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

Ah.

I didn't think I'd posted it before. Well, it is a revised version anyway.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

hell, i don't mind. i love your picture :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

I remember when no jokes existed and I had to create humans so I could see jokes for the first time

and now I just snipe in a petty manner if I've seen something similar or equivalent to what I've already seen.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

And as the snipers sniped at the snipers, the world disappeared up its own shitty bunghole.

Corinthians (ch. V, v. 3)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

I especially liked the bit when Bruce Willis jumps through the window firing his gun!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

actually when i first posted my drawing wheelybird responded by making his own version of this

i loved his version then and now.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

it's ok, I'm a cunt.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

If you weren't so great I'd think you're a cunt :)x

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

I am a cunt!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

You cunt.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

*glees*

Top broams wheelysir!

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

I WANT A GLANDS TSHIRT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

If only there was a place that sold such wonderful clothing.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

I are King.

I'm at work, eating out-of-date Garlic and Herb Philadelphia on smashed up oat cakes. It is my 26th Birthday. WHERE IS MY PARADE?!?

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

YOU'RE AWESOME, CRADOCK.

I WILL DRAW YOU A CAT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

NOW I NEED A CAT NOW

CAT NOW. CAT. (please :D)

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

YOU APPEAR TO BE GRAVELY LOW ON CAT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

I love you

in THE FACE X X X

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

Oh you!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

happy birthday, you can have an

you can have an

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

YEAH!!!!

He is awesome, which is lucky, because that is his name.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

happappapy birth anniversary!

*parades around*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

FINALLY.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

happy birthday!!

i wore my birthday to suit to work just for you!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

SexE Birthdai tiem

much obliged x

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Happy birthday!

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Thank you lovely Clan

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

Happy birthday!

Unfortunately, your parade is lost in the post.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

Tsk.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

YEAH!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

AWOOGA!

*shoots pistols*

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

burpy hapday!!!!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

Thanks

Mmm, garlic and herby burps..

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

haha late twenties!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

Ha ha yeah..

I will kill you

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

happy birthday weirdo!

have some shit custom munny action!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Luvvers

Thanks, you pink-headed freaknonce you x

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

I'm in a very random mood today...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

A PONY!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

hahahaha!!!

weird!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

argh!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

Is the girl in the background

wearing anything below the waist?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

It's the latest fashion

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Naked lady bums

have ever been out of fashion?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

This is strange but pleasing.

Woo. And is that person in the background bare-arsed but with knee length socks?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

B3ta /board

Spotting the possibility of a bare arse since the dawn of time.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

It's the only reason I'm here

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

somehow, that looks like it belongs in silent hill

OUTSTANDING!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

Haha

Nicely done!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

ning all

I have a sinking feeling this has bindunness :(

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

Shit!

*runs back*

Edit: Oh I forgot That's Rev Jessie's sky there that is!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

'ning

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8720788

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

'ning tan

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

stare into its eyes

that's seriously hypnotic

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

I prefer the original

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahaha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

I do so love this.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

*ruffles your hair*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

Ruffle away, there's enough for everyone!

*purrs*

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

your hair consumes people.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

I once auditioned for a hentai but they said even for tentacle rape, my hair was too violent.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

ACE!

Suely you don't mean this?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

I meant the original film, filmed entirely with lobsters.

EXCELLENT SCARY ALIEN ANIMATION!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

Hehehe

I didn't hink so!
Cheers!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

Click for bigger
Original thread of guessing what I was doing in the image before I animated it.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

Ace!

This is my first attempt at a head on scroller!

It's bloody hard work aint it?
Took me about 5 hours.
:s

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

It depends, it can take a while to get the right sources.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

And I did this, in response to Dekionplexis' spate of Voight.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

Sweet!

I made all of mine except Rev Jessie's background!!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahhaha, that would really cause problems, the amount of people turning back to go check :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

*has flashback*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'D SAY HELLO, BUT I'M IN PAIN.

EVERYONE FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE. I GOT THREE HOURS SLEEP BECAUSE MY BACK DECIDED TO EXPLODE OR SOMETHING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

awwww

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Bollocks

You were on /talk at 4am

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

I slept from 6-9, you jerk. >:(

BE FREAKING NICE TO ME

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

I'm lovely to you.

You're just not reading my comments in the right voice.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

I was reading them with a french accent.

It's way hotter like that.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

If that's what makes you happy

go for it.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

take it like a man!!

*hugs*
*gently*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

:(((((

HURTS

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

*swipes some morphine in a syringe from wards*

here, now stop complaining!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

*falls down some stairs*

*smiles*

c:

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

excellent.

ROLL UP!
GET YOUR SWEET ASS HERE!!
50p A GO!!
FORM AN ORDERLY LINE, THERE'S PLENTLY TO GO ROUND!*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

What will 18p get me?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

his ear

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

I'll take it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

*pulls curtain round*

chop-chop, there's as queue!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

It'd go a lot quicker if you stopped watching me

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

*tuts*

*covers eyes*

*almost*
heh heh heh

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

If it helps, my shiny new TV arrived this morning.

Also, that's rubbish. Get a new back.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

In fairness my back is shitty and I often spend nights sleeping on the floor.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TELLY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

It's bigger than my old one, and it doesn't turn itself off all the time.

It looks like this www.intekx.com/product_info.php?products_id=270?osCsid=c99fb34088426e96d53084440fb40f14

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

Get you and your fancy-dancy new telly, eh?

V. nice too, sir

\o/ for new tellies!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

It's the first TV I've ever bought,

all my others have been inherited or won in raffles, and therefore not been very good.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

It's a lovely feeling

That 'Oh Sod It, I want *that* one, I'm damn well having it' purchase experience.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

It took me ages to choose,

there are far too many TVs out there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

But, it is fun choosing,

isn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

Does it always have a motorbike on it?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

It runs better like that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

This must be some technical thing.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

LAH DE PANTS!

Looks dead swish to me.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

*grabs DVDs and beer*

everyone round porsches for film night!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

All I need now is a DVD player.

I suppose I could hook my computer up to it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

Nah,

You want one of these: www.richersounds.com/showproduct.php?cda=showproduct&pid=SAMS-BDP1400

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

That would be nice, but I can't justify spending the money for a while now.

Maybe I'll just get a console that can play them sometime.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

Awww...

*gently manhugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

Arf. Nicely.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

heh! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

HOLY SHIT, I PUT A DONK ON IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

hahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

Haha,

he's wasting his time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

hahah

love it

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

piss hang on i was trying to post one that was relevant to this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hahahahahah!

You haven't done any of these recently, have you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

yeah i've done a few recently but i've just been hella busy at the moment so i've not had the time

there should be a few newish ones on here
tomobedlampof.wordpress.com

look out for this weeks new one which will involve jokes about rain and auschwitz

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

HAHAHa

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

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