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# 2 for 1


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Woah!
Yay!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I prefer the top one
They are both all of the aces though.

Bye bye board.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Bye.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Good riddance
:D

Laters
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Woah.
Dude, like, your house is melting.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I really like your specials . . .
saves on coupons . . . 'tastic !
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I like the bottom one the bezt
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# someone needs to make a motherfucking animation out of your drawings
with mental music accompanyment type of thing

damn it

:D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ^ that with cheese on top
lovely lovely cheese
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# a full on mechanical cheese beasts daily spurt of cheese, indeed
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Drawings on paper are usually a lot more quiet and still than they are in my head
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# oh done in some ridiculous HD format too
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# With full high quality surround sound and accompanying smoke and laser machines.
Any maybe some pyrotechnics that explode out of the screen at you.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# and bez playing maracas
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# fuck yeah
and shit
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Your pictures make my brain happy
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Brill as ever!!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# fandabbydozie
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Frosty the OMG!!!

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# FROSTY! NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# oh noes
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# as a snowman, i find this offensive
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# As a train, I asplode you.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i hope a dog pisses on you and you melt.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# That's Cold !
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# NOOOOO!!!! FROSTY!

Also woosome pic. :) well done.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Double meltdown !
Cool . . .
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *hugs*
Thank you, love your interpetation too! yay \o/for snowmens!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Ha!
The simplest ones are still the best.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Had to
get this out of my head.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Helium Pirate !
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Pffft :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# made me laugh
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Messing around with dotty patterns
balloons
click for big etc.


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Reminds me of MacPaint
circa 1984
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ambitious Balloonman is ambitious.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# a little too ambitious
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# That am biguous of you !
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# if it was the other way around it would leak uncontrollably
and such a mishap would be unsuitable for this victorian endeavour
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Amiga Paint
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Good stuff :D
It does funny things to my eyes when I scroll
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Reminds me of fly eyes . . .
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# this cunt fucks radio stations



and all his tv shows were fucking shit
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# his face is just wrong anyway
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# GNOPS
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ta
.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# To clarify: make filesizes as small as you can.
Be kind to the people on dial-up or with bandwidth limits :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# i agree
A day in the life of Penk:

"Hi, is that John Culshaw? Yeah come down the studio to phone random people up while doing some of your impressions... What? A script, nah I'm not actually funny but I've heard you are."

Later that day

"Hi I'm Steve Penk, listen to me being hilarious doing prank calls and impressions. "

Twat.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I am not familiar with this person
but then I hardly watch tv at all now
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# no pics now eh?
at least mines animated
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ^
I spent fucking ages trying to do something this clever. Then I gave up.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# NO, POSITIVE PICTURES!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# NO POSITIVE, PICTURES
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *DEATHPOOLS*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Sorry to pea, but the board needs a dose of cosyfluff.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# OH HAI MY COSY LITTLE BAT.
HOW ARE YOU?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# frogpost
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# genericthingrepoats
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# heheh
i saw that this morning :D

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# FORGYFORGYFORG BOUNCING ON THE BROCCOLI
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
this is cool
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# :D
i love frogs
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yeah
cosy
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# this really is lovely
would make an excellent kid's book character
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# THE B3TA DERBY BASH LIST OF MADE-UP BAND NAMES BETTER THAN 'KETLAFISH',
Hmmm. There's no funny picture. One thing you could do is complain about it on teh internet.


Another thing you could do is ****************************************************************************************************************************************

(On Saturday night, I foolishly told people I'd post this crap on the main board. So here we go.)

Reg Reggae and the Reggae Reggae Reggae Sound*

The Best Darby Band In The Country

Bucket 'O' Fish

Norman Collier and his Exploding Kneecaps

Jock Strap + his Swinging Ensemble

The Dogs Bollocks or Fish Fingers
(interesting one, this. I like to think of it as a single band name.
The culprit has outstandingly beautiful handwriting)

Dr K***y's Band of Miscreant Fools

Soapy Frogs

Sex Bore

Jimmy Cobbles & his Deflatable Ice-Age Fun Farm

Money Shot

Nine Autistic Women With ASBOs and the Shelf-Stackers

RASESTS

I get very attached to individual biros

ORGANIC INTERFACE FAILURE

Wife

Enny Fin

WOMEN IN DANGER CUNTING FOR AGATHA

FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY

TOO BROWN

Game over man, game over

THE GHERKINS

The AIDS Team

ALIEN PENIS ATTACK BATALLION

SOMETIMES, ANAL

Wankathon

SPIDER AND SCORPION: TRIBUTE

FUDGE HAMMER

SEXY NUNS

AIDS, YES PLEASE

CAYKE!

LOVELY LACE

CHIPMUNK RINGPIECE

AMAZONS IN ACTION

DIESEL DYKES

Wombatitis/Evil Drum Machine Copper Wobnt Blues

T'internet

I can't really think of anything origional torite so... hi

Cock Rocket and the Vagtastic Voyage

Bum eyes incapsulated [fuck knows, that's what it looks like. It'd sheer drunken drivel)

SMOOTH MADAM

THIRD HOLE

CHICKEN LABIA

SACK THE SINGER

DRIVE BY EVANGELIST

SPANK MANDELA

BIG B small c

Johnny TODGE and the cock-knockers

SUDDENLY, KITTENS

THE NEGRO-LICKERS PRACTICALLY HANDICAPPED
ffs

Your mum

o rly

Mid-Life Crisis

Stud Muffins

Sue Wright (the clear winner, streets ahead of any other entry, in ST's book)

THE RADIOHEAD MURDERS

ANAL BEARD: ROUGH TO THE TOUCH

UNLEASH THE PIES!

PAKES BREED LIKE RABETTS

The Beatles

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# FUDGE HAMMER
there must already be a gay metal band of that name
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Cock Hammer and the basket of Fruit
might work as well
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# seems rather recent - coincidence?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# 1st single: Sodium and Gemorrah
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Oh god no
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# That's a superb entry.
But, unfortunately, not quite as good as "Sue Wright".
Which was truly exceptional.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Where's "Rubber Johnny & the Spunk Rockers"???
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# all thoroughly brilliant. just garble them all together and call themselves that.
and you'll soon be radio-pronouncable.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I'll be GAZing you later, you young so & so. And I'll be pissed.
So it'll be kinda sincere and kinda nonsensical.

But;


it was a delight to meet you.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hehehe
I intended to send that to Mrs Trellis.
Soz, mate.
*Buries head in hands and leaves it there forever*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Worry ye not
It was a delight to meet you too :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# i timed that well
how's you?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I like Dr Kinky's Band of Miscreant Fools.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
lack of picture is forgiven
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Bands I may or may not have been include...
The Spunk Trumpets
The Dave Hill Platforms
Radical Vulvectomy
Beer Beast
The Warriors Of Piss

**EDIT** All true, but only the last two recorded stuff
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# DIESEL DYKES!
My favourite band name not used is:
Rectal Toepunt
or
Rectal Toepoke

Not sure on which one
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# How About.......Tampax Absorption?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Haha I'd go see that!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Gary Glitter & (Alcoholic) support act......."Comes In Tots"
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# what about the story?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It's dreadful, melaird.
But I'll type it up tomorrorow and put it on the main board.
I'll get whined at, cos I'm currently in no position to make nice computer pictures, but I'll live.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# your mum
theres one of them in lancaster. sorry :/
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# cock
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I'm analysing this list using science
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Kindly post your conclusion.
"Sue Wright" might actually lose to "Money Shot" and "RASESTS" once Science gets involved.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# "ALIEN PENIS ATTACK BATALLION"
sounds like a quality anime that goes on for about 12 years
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# lol fuck off noob
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ^ho hum,
sat here with my pipe in my drawing room as an English cunt, I dearly wish I had time for a spot of casual Jock-baiting.
Alas, I have to watch crap on telly instead.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Cant do mash ups so did this instead...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Arf!
EDIT: Is that a King Edward?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# thought someone might chip in with that question
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# The idea just apeeled
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Oh come on, new jokes only.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# who are you to tell me eh
the board commontatter?

/goes to lie down and take his lithium
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Have some vodka with that
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# mmmmmm vodka
needs fentimans ginger beer and fresh lime


itll make my studying go quicker i suppose
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Fentiman's Victorian Lemonade ftw
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# ive got a fentimans shandy here
thats a drink before you get the wrong idea

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# It's hardly a roast(er)ing
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Come on, if you're using brackets, you shouldn't be punning.
Learn to pun, before i pwn.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Argh!
The perfect race!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Adolf 'spud' hitler
everyone was initimidated by the way his eyes followed you round a room
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Which one?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# all of them
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# following you
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I think you're taking this a little far.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# you tell he was evil
you could see it in his eyes...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# People say hitler was wrong,
But i rooted for him from the start.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Thats shit you dick
Nings :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Ningles
Haha

I didn't want to peel out an old pun.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Oh fuck off you dick
fuck Some potato based shit pun
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# his favourite instrument
the tuber
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Really?
I had him down as more of a (maris) Piper.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Evil tie!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# is it just me or there is something with an open mouth and two eyes looking over the lapel of his jacket
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I see it
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your spacefaring dog?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Dude
she's naked, legs wide open, tongue hanging out. You just got me fired thanks a fucking lot.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# so those are nips then
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# They certainly are in my fervid imagination, yes.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# bah
I followed that link because of you.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Haha sorry
Here, to make up for it you can spam this and leave me some nasty comments:
www.mofaha.com/vector_examples.asp
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I'm afraid thats just not enough
you've ruined my evening, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to masterbate furiously in the corner to donkey porn.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# And you just know she's after some pussy
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# it's the biscuits and the free flights
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Ah yes, the woman with absolutely no defineable rear
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# that almost goes with the goldfinger theme tune
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hoooooooooooonor Blackman
She's the girl
The girl with no defiiiiiiiinable rear
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# but watch men leer
whenever she's neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr
when she's neer
when she's neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

da da dun
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I may have to go and watch that now
Just to hear Mr Connery say 'Pooosy' if nothing else
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Poooshy shurely
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Strangely not
But I do love that accent
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I musht be dreaming
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Why d'you think I didn't speak to you that much on Saturday?
Didn't want to drown everyone in drool
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# you look so scared when I gave you a cuddle I thought you didn't like scottish contact
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# laika beat you to it
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# My Life As A Dog
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# does it absorb?
Most woo sir
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Will it blend?

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Lunar rover?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# So so sorry
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# SPANG
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# He gets really
excited when someone prepares for a space walk.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Yay! :)
Was I alone in checking for cock reflection?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
WISH I'd thought of that!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# A big rotti with his lipstick out would be perfect!
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Nope!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Ah......I can see it now....
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# yay! :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# too subtle?

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Oh yes. We like.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Arf!
excellent...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# ouch
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# nice
on another note I saw one of the google earth cars driving past my house a few weeks ago, it had a massive camera on the top of it. it was only after it had passed me i spotted the google logo in the window. There is very possibly a photo on google earth of me looking very confused.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I saw one
pass the building I work in.
I doubt I'll appear...looking out the window...doing nothing...*hopes*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# seems relevant
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# *gets joke*
And I want to see virtual reality overlays. They would be so cool.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# hehe
The car alarm makes this ^
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Nothing seems out of
line here...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
All the leaves are off of the oak and
All of the sheep have followed the spoken
Word. I'm coming Constantinople
Here I come
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I'm Seymour... I'm Pepe!
We're two of a kind...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# This looks really good in Flash.
Great job, Microwave.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Why did Constantinople get
the work?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# woo
did you finish your comic? I only saw 2 pages
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Haven't we seen this one before
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen it before
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# execution is rubbish
but had to do it with the source pic

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Haha, yay!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Prof!
*manhugs*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# ahaha
nice
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Looks darn tootin'
to me!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# This is great.
I like it a lot.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# another tj: 'ello Mate!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# ello, p***.
I'm typing at the moment, trying to get that Band Names List together.

And then get whined at cos I'm gonna put it on the main board, like I promised, but without a pic.

I would say more, but a shadow has fallen across my face.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# You do do the 'moodily-lit' thing rather well, sir...
;)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Oh yes, we're liking this...
*click*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# buff birdy!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# haha
what was it doing in the source pic though??
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# well...
they were smaller weights
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Haha, good stuff.
Woo
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# phwoar
he is buff
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
#
So are you, sir!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# you're just saying that to try and get me into bed
I told you, the first 7 times are free but you're going to have to start paying soon.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I don't recall reading that in the small print
Disgraceful....

*grumble grumble*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# This I likes
have a tweety bird click
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# O NOES HE IZ GUNNA TIP OVA!
hang on, he's got 4 legs!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# FOUR LEGGED BOID!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# you can do eet!! :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
i was messing with that sauce the other day and failed, pole vault.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] This took even longer
ok. I'll shut up now
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft.
Charihart racing.

This isn't worth it's own thread

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I consider myself
upstaged lols
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Nooo!
Yours is much better.

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# i like it!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# :D
You have a great username.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# i've just got back from the hospital...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Really?
What's up?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# not my weight, that's for sure!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Fanks!
So do you xxx
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# :3
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# mur, mur mur mur mur mur, mur! mur.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I know not why
for I eat pie
took ages
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# this took ages?
his neck is a bit seamy still
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Nah
That's just your monitor. S'perfect
honest guv...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Had to....
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# *titters*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Guffaws
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Very good!
See above.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Haha
Excellent news for kidney stones everywhere.

I hope they put the right part in the incinerator.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# 'Ello my lovely
*hugs*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hello lovely Trelly
It was so nice to see you on the weekend :)

I wish we could have bashes every week. Except I'd be perpetually tired and never see my family...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Maybe we need a family bash
You know, all the b3tans bring their families and we'll have a picnic or something. While the husbands and wives and manwives and b3talings sit far away looking mostly bemused.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# brilliant!
i thought about the arse hole transplant joke but didnt know how to shop it...so did 'im mandy, fly me' instead
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# yep that's what I was thinking
the Kidney Stone rejected him!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# ha
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# heheh
if i was suffering from a mandelson, i'd definitely get it removed.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# :D
this is wonderful.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# News Update....
The kidney Stone is said tonight to be "comfortable".
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I saw the story and thought of an old Spitting Image Annual joke
in which a politician's tongue gets lost up the PM's bottom...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I was thinking about that as well
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Not worth a new thread.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# So worth a new thread!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# hell yeah
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i hate it when my lead gets steailed.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# :D but it IS in a new thread
you crazy loony (and it's good too)
Though I suspect the current incumbent will not need the lead, as he will be living fat off of all the petro/oil kickbacks he has made over the last 10 years... :(
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Then why post it in a new thread?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It's what all the crazy cats are doing
these days...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Shit, cats can use the internet!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Yep, they are waaaay ahead of dogs in this respect.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Damn! I gotta get myself a Jazz Loving Cat :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Hehe, I approve of this new threaded leaded madness!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# haha, it certainly is.
I very much like your cartoons.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Teh President is a Wolves fan,
and I claim my five pounds.

Now leave me alone while I try to transcribe the B3TA DERBY BASH LIST OF MADE-UP BAND NAMES BETTER THAN 'KETLAFISH' from Saturday, like, and let me make a shit picture to go with it so I can stick it on the main board without people whining at me.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Hahah, good luck
but more so, good luck with decoding the story!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# are all of the bash pics up?
There don't seem to be all that many, and I'm not depressed enough about not being there yet.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# There were only a couple of cameras I think
RWH usually takes a lot more but he was probably too busy hassling me with his kind, kind ways.

I think someone was talking about hedgehog having some earlier but I suspect it's just mobile phone pics to come now if there are any more.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# wahey
mobile pics are almost always rude.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hedgehog has uploaded to facebook
But not flickr. I think.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Argh!
I don't even know if I have him as a contact on facebook!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You do
Just checked :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hedgehog's are on Facebook
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Did noone tell you about the orgy?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# no
I was forced to imagine it.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# It was good
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Don't worry, d.
I'm despondent enough for two, and the fact that the pic I'm about to post is shit doesn't stop it being shit.

And it's still gonna take a couple of hours.

And the STORY that Jessie just referred to is fucking dreadful. Silly me, thinking that picture people might have a handle on words.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# That bad?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Yes, P, that bad.
It's fucking dreadful.
A handful of entries are superb, but most are gonna be a soul-destroying waste of time to type up.
Like I kinda said above, more fool me for thinking picture people might also be words people.
Right daft bastad, me.

Band name thing coming up shortly.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# haha
I'd give you a hug if I felt sorry for you.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# AND,
evilstevie wasn't there.
Which is a shame, cos he's a delightful gent, superglued to a camera, and at least one person noticed he wasn't there.
If you're reading this, ste, life commands you to grin now.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Pies Are Square! Pies Are Square! Pies Are Square!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome dude
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ta ver' much guv'nor
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes!
Im liking these :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Hurrah...
I'm quite liking how dirty the optimizatron has made this one.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Question?
Q: is there a reason why you are saving them as Gifs? I suspect Jpgs would be much smaller for less scrungyness
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Habit I s'pose...
It's rare I post jpgs here... I always thought gifs were smaller
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# T'is weird.... Gifs seem to be good for line arty type vector stuff
and jpgs seem to come out small for really colourful painted stuff like yours.
End of the day, you are right, it's what you are happy with, but give it a try, you wont get the sort of diffuse banding effect in the colours with Jpgs, (but the text might suffer a bit, so easy come easy go)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I think it's because .gif is good with solid blocks of colour
and .jpg is good for photos (which anything detailed is closer to)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# ^This^ in a nutshell with added science
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# The science only confuses the poor dears*


*I never bothered to remember it, just a simplification to help me choose when optimising
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I'll concede you point there....
The optimizatron has given me better output and smaller filesize compared to the dirty gif.

I'll leave this one as is, but I'll keep it in mind.

Ta for the tip :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# nay probs
I have felt shit all day and am glad one thing I have said today has had some valid use :(
feeling miserable and not looking forward to much blog....
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I love your pictures
and your posts often make me snort like an amused snorty thing

I'm pretty sure I must have already warned you that you'll be on my list of people to hassle for next years bash ;)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# ha ha Cheers :D
I will look forward to it, I would have come to make merry this time round, but I am just about to do a silly thing* jobwise and need every remaining penny before I do...

*go freelance
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# But in the end.....
no one really won....
That is super, so have a woo
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I won!
Maths is still a punishable offence.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's really well done.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# gah!
maths :-(
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Hahah, you WIN.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Yaaaaay...
what's my prize?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I WON'T cut your penis off.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# this is lovely
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Probably not worth a new thread...
But then I haven't posted owt on here for a while, and will probably stick up more crap puns on the same theme if I get round to 'shopping them.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hehe
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Woof!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Intense dog-bird is intense!
Woo!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# WOOF!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# that one's ace
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Mummy....
Don't let it eat me
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Aaaarrgh
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# v good
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Nicely worrying.

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Fuckin' marvel! :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Beware!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Well spotted !
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# You mean....Too-whit-Too Woof
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# can it be um.. milked?
also wha? and wha2?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# What what in the butt
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# planet of the apes man, it's gonna happen
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Already has by the looks of it
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Aaaah... My favourite intense dog.

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *groans*
:D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hello petal
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hello!
*waves cheerily*

Y'alright?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# good fanks
you look like you were having fun at the bash

:D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Oh yes
it was very good :) Lots of sexy ladies there too!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I know
I should have foreseen it and make a really big effort to turn up...

I miss all the sexy times
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# b3tans are all of teh sexy
I'm not sure I'd be allowed in
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I managed to sneak in so the standards can't be too high.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# did you manage to behave yourself?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# From what I can remember,
probably.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# That dog is just funny on its own
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# LOLZ
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Heehee!
He's looking at me!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hahah :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

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