I prefer the top one
They are both all of the aces though.
Bye bye board.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07,
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Bye bye board.
I really like your specials . . .
saves on coupons . . . 'tastic !
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:09,
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someone needs to make a motherfucking animation out of your drawings
with mental music accompanyment type of thing
damn it
:D
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:10,
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damn it
:D
a full on mechanical cheese beasts daily spurt of cheese, indeed
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:14,
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Drawings on paper are usually a lot more quiet and still than they are in my head
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:13,
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With full high quality surround sound and accompanying smoke and laser machines.
Any maybe some pyrotechnics that explode out of the screen at you.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:15,
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*hugs*
Thank you, love your interpetation too! yay \o/for snowmens!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:34,
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if it was the other way around it would leak uncontrollably
and such a mishap would be unsuitable for this victorian endeavour
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:15,
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To clarify: make filesizes as small as you can.
Be kind to the people on dial-up or with bandwidth limits :)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07,
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i agree
A day in the life of Penk:
"Hi, is that John Culshaw? Yeah come down the studio to phone random people up while doing some of your impressions... What? A script, nah I'm not actually funny but I've heard you are."
Later that day
"Hi I'm Steve Penk, listen to me being hilarious doing prank calls and impressions. "
Twat.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07,
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"Hi, is that John Culshaw? Yeah come down the studio to phone random people up while doing some of your impressions... What? A script, nah I'm not actually funny but I've heard you are."
Later that day
"Hi I'm Steve Penk, listen to me being hilarious doing prank calls and impressions. "
Twat.
I am not familiar with this person
but then I hardly watch tv at all now
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:33,
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^
I spent fucking ages trying to do something this clever. Then I gave up.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:32,
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this really is lovely
would make an excellent kid's book character
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:52,
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THE B3TA DERBY BASH LIST OF MADE-UP BAND NAMES BETTER THAN 'KETLAFISH',
Hmmm. There's no funny picture. One thing you could do is complain about it on teh internet.
Another thing you could do is ****************************************************************************************************************************************
(On Saturday night, I foolishly told people I'd post this crap on the main board. So here we go.)
Reg Reggae and the Reggae Reggae Reggae Sound*
The Best Darby Band In The Country
Bucket 'O' Fish
Norman Collier and his Exploding Kneecaps
Jock Strap + his Swinging Ensemble
The Dogs Bollocks or Fish Fingers
(interesting one, this. I like to think of it as a single band name.
The culprit has outstandingly beautiful handwriting)
Dr K***y's Band of Miscreant Fools
Soapy Frogs
Sex Bore
Jimmy Cobbles & his Deflatable Ice-Age Fun Farm
Money Shot
Nine Autistic Women With ASBOs and the Shelf-Stackers
RASESTS
I get very attached to individual biros
ORGANIC INTERFACE FAILURE
Wife
Enny Fin
WOMEN IN DANGER CUNTING FOR AGATHA
FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY
TOO BROWN
Game over man, game over
THE GHERKINS
The AIDS Team
ALIEN PENIS ATTACK BATALLION
SOMETIMES, ANAL
Wankathon
SPIDER AND SCORPION: TRIBUTE
FUDGE HAMMER
SEXY NUNS
AIDS, YES PLEASE
CAYKE!
LOVELY LACE
CHIPMUNK RINGPIECE
AMAZONS IN ACTION
DIESEL DYKES
Wombatitis/Evil Drum Machine Copper Wobnt Blues
T'internet
I can't really think of anything origional torite so... hi
Cock Rocket and the Vagtastic Voyage
Bum eyes incapsulated [fuck knows, that's what it looks like. It'd sheer drunken drivel)
SMOOTH MADAM
THIRD HOLE
CHICKEN LABIA
SACK THE SINGER
DRIVE BY EVANGELIST
SPANK MANDELA
BIG B small c
Johnny TODGE and the cock-knockers
SUDDENLY, KITTENS
THE NEGRO-LICKERS PRACTICALLY HANDICAPPED
ffs
Your mum
o rly
Mid-Life Crisis
Stud Muffins
Sue Wright (the clear winner, streets ahead of any other entry, in ST's book)
THE RADIOHEAD MURDERS
ANAL BEARD: ROUGH TO THE TOUCH
UNLEASH THE PIES!
PAKES BREED LIKE RABETTS
The Beatles
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:55,
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Another thing you could do is ****************************************************************************************************************************************
(On Saturday night, I foolishly told people I'd post this crap on the main board. So here we go.)
Reg Reggae and the Reggae Reggae Reggae Sound*
The Best Darby Band In The Country
Bucket 'O' Fish
Norman Collier and his Exploding Kneecaps
Jock Strap + his Swinging Ensemble
The Dogs Bollocks or Fish Fingers
(interesting one, this. I like to think of it as a single band name.
The culprit has outstandingly beautiful handwriting)
Dr K***y's Band of Miscreant Fools
Soapy Frogs
Sex Bore
Jimmy Cobbles & his Deflatable Ice-Age Fun Farm
Money Shot
Nine Autistic Women With ASBOs and the Shelf-Stackers
RASESTS
I get very attached to individual biros
ORGANIC INTERFACE FAILURE
Wife
Enny Fin
WOMEN IN DANGER CUNTING FOR AGATHA
FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY
TOO BROWN
Game over man, game over
THE GHERKINS
The AIDS Team
ALIEN PENIS ATTACK BATALLION
SOMETIMES, ANAL
Wankathon
SPIDER AND SCORPION: TRIBUTE
FUDGE HAMMER
SEXY NUNS
AIDS, YES PLEASE
CAYKE!
LOVELY LACE
CHIPMUNK RINGPIECE
AMAZONS IN ACTION
DIESEL DYKES
Wombatitis/Evil Drum Machine Copper Wobnt Blues
T'internet
I can't really think of anything origional torite so... hi
Cock Rocket and the Vagtastic Voyage
Bum eyes incapsulated [fuck knows, that's what it looks like. It'd sheer drunken drivel)
SMOOTH MADAM
THIRD HOLE
CHICKEN LABIA
SACK THE SINGER
DRIVE BY EVANGELIST
SPANK MANDELA
BIG B small c
Johnny TODGE and the cock-knockers
SUDDENLY, KITTENS
THE NEGRO-LICKERS PRACTICALLY HANDICAPPED
ffs
Your mum
o rly
Mid-Life Crisis
Stud Muffins
Sue Wright (the clear winner, streets ahead of any other entry, in ST's book)
THE RADIOHEAD MURDERS
ANAL BEARD: ROUGH TO THE TOUCH
UNLEASH THE PIES!
PAKES BREED LIKE RABETTS
The Beatles
FUDGE HAMMER
there must already be a gay metal band of that name
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:57,
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That's a superb entry.
But, unfortunately, not quite as good as "Sue Wright".
Which was truly exceptional.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:22,
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Which was truly exceptional.
all thoroughly brilliant. just garble them all together and call themselves that.
and you'll soon be radio-pronouncable.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58,
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I'll be GAZing you later, you young so & so. And I'll be pissed.
So it'll be kinda sincere and kinda nonsensical.
But;
it was a delight to meet you.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02,
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But;
it was a delight to meet you.
Hehehe
I intended to send that to Mrs Trellis.
Soz, mate.
*Buries head in hands and leaves it there forever*
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:08,
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Soz, mate.
*Buries head in hands and leaves it there forever*
Bands I may or may not have been include...
The Spunk Trumpets
The Dave Hill Platforms
Radical Vulvectomy
Beer Beast
The Warriors Of Piss
**EDIT** All true, but only the last two recorded stuff
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05,
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The Dave Hill Platforms
Radical Vulvectomy
Beer Beast
The Warriors Of Piss
**EDIT** All true, but only the last two recorded stuff
DIESEL DYKES!
My favourite band name not used is:
Rectal Toepunt
or
Rectal Toepoke
Not sure on which one
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05,
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Rectal Toepunt
or
Rectal Toepoke
Not sure on which one
It's dreadful, melaird.
But I'll type it up tomorrorow and put it on the main board.
I'll get whined at, cos I'm currently in no position to make nice computer pictures, but I'll live.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:12,
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I'll get whined at, cos I'm currently in no position to make nice computer pictures, but I'll live.
Kindly post your conclusion.
"Sue Wright" might actually lose to "Money Shot" and "RASESTS" once Science gets involved.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:46,
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"ALIEN PENIS ATTACK BATALLION"
sounds like a quality anime that goes on for about 12 years
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:34,
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^ho hum,
sat here with my pipe in my drawing room as an English cunt, I dearly wish I had time for a spot of casual Jock-baiting.
Alas, I have to watch crap on telly instead.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20,
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Alas, I have to watch crap on telly instead.
who are you to tell me eh
the board commontatter?
/goes to lie down and take his lithium
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:51,
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/goes to lie down and take his lithium
mmmmmm vodka
needs fentimans ginger beer and fresh lime
itll make my studying go quicker i suppose
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:56,
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itll make my studying go quicker i suppose
ive got a fentimans shandy here
thats a drink before you get the wrong idea
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02,
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Come on, if you're using brackets, you shouldn't be punning.
Learn to pun, before i pwn.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:52,
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Adolf 'spud' hitler
everyone was initimidated by the way his eyes followed you round a room
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:43,
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People say hitler was wrong,
But i rooted for him from the start.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:46,
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is it just me or there is something with an open mouth and two eyes looking over the lapel of his jacket
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:48,
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Dude
she's naked, legs wide open, tongue hanging out. You just got me fired thanks a fucking lot.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:24,
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Haha sorry
Here, to make up for it you can spam this and leave me some nasty comments:
www.mofaha.com/vector_examples.asp
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:27,
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www.mofaha.com/vector_examples.asp
I'm afraid thats just not enough
you've ruined my evening, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to masterbate furiously in the corner to donkey porn.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:30,
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Hoooooooooooonor Blackman
She's the girl
The girl with no defiiiiiiiinable rear
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:37,
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The girl with no defiiiiiiiinable rear
but watch men leer
whenever she's neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr
when she's neer
when she's neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
da da dun
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:41,
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when she's neer
when she's neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
da da dun
I may have to go and watch that now
Just to hear Mr Connery say 'Pooosy' if nothing else
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:43,
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Why d'you think I didn't speak to you that much on Saturday?
Didn't want to drown everyone in drool
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:56,
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you look so scared when I gave you a cuddle I thought you didn't like scottish contact
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:09,
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nice
on another note I saw one of the google earth cars driving past my house a few weeks ago, it had a massive camera on the top of it. it was only after it had passed me i spotted the google logo in the window. There is very possibly a photo on google earth of me looking very confused.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:18,
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I saw one
pass the building I work in.
I doubt I'll appear...looking out the window...doing nothing...*hopes*
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:19,
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I doubt I'll appear...looking out the window...doing nothing...*hopes*
*gets joke*
And I want to see virtual reality overlays. They would be so cool.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:18,
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Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:12,
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All the leaves are off of the oak and
All of the sheep have followed the spoken
Word. I'm coming Constantinople
Here I come
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:13,
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All of the sheep have followed the spoken
Word. I'm coming Constantinople
Here I come
ello, p***.
I'm typing at the moment, trying to get that Band Names List together.
And then get whined at cos I'm gonna put it on the main board, like I promised, but without a pic.
I would say more, but a shadow has fallen across my face.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:14,
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And then get whined at cos I'm gonna put it on the main board, like I promised, but without a pic.
I would say more, but a shadow has fallen across my face.
you're just saying that to try and get me into bed
I told you, the first 7 times are free but you're going to have to start paying soon.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:16,
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I don't recall reading that in the small print
Disgraceful....
*grumble grumble*
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:17,
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*grumble grumble*
hahahaha!
i was messing with that sauce the other day and failed, pole vault.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:36,
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Haha
Excellent news for kidney stones everywhere.
I hope they put the right part in the incinerator.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:31,
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I hope they put the right part in the incinerator.
Hello lovely Trelly
It was so nice to see you on the weekend :)
I wish we could have bashes every week. Except I'd be perpetually tired and never see my family...
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:34,
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I wish we could have bashes every week. Except I'd be perpetually tired and never see my family...
Maybe we need a family bash
You know, all the b3tans bring their families and we'll have a picnic or something. While the husbands and wives and manwives and b3talings sit far away looking mostly bemused.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:38,
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brilliant!
i thought about the arse hole transplant joke but didnt know how to shop it...so did 'im mandy, fly me' instead
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:37,
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heheh
if i was suffering from a mandelson, i'd definitely get it removed.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:44,
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News Update....
The kidney Stone is said tonight to be "comfortable".
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:48,
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I saw the story and thought of an old Spitting Image Annual joke
in which a politician's tongue gets lost up the PM's bottom...
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:57,
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:D but it IS in a new thread
you crazy loony (and it's good too)
Though I suspect the current incumbent will not need the lead, as he will be living fat off of all the petro/oil kickbacks he has made over the last 10 years... :(
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:17,
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Though I suspect the current incumbent will not need the lead, as he will be living fat off of all the petro/oil kickbacks he has made over the last 10 years... :(
Teh President is a Wolves fan,
and I claim my five pounds.
Now leave me alone while I try to transcribe the B3TA DERBY BASH LIST OF MADE-UP BAND NAMES BETTER THAN 'KETLAFISH' from Saturday, like, and let me make a shit picture to go with it so I can stick it on the main board without people whining at me.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:22,
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Now leave me alone while I try to transcribe the B3TA DERBY BASH LIST OF MADE-UP BAND NAMES BETTER THAN 'KETLAFISH' from Saturday, like, and let me make a shit picture to go with it so I can stick it on the main board without people whining at me.
Hahah, good luck
but more so, good luck with decoding the story!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:23,
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are all of the bash pics up?
There don't seem to be all that many, and I'm not depressed enough about not being there yet.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:25,
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There were only a couple of cameras I think
RWH usually takes a lot more but he was probably too busy hassling me with his kind, kind ways.
I think someone was talking about hedgehog having some earlier but I suspect it's just mobile phone pics to come now if there are any more.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:28,
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I think someone was talking about hedgehog having some earlier but I suspect it's just mobile phone pics to come now if there are any more.
Argh!
I don't even know if I have him as a contact on facebook!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:32,
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Don't worry, d.
I'm despondent enough for two, and the fact that the pic I'm about to post is shit doesn't stop it being shit.
And it's still gonna take a couple of hours.
And the STORY that Jessie just referred to is fucking dreadful. Silly me, thinking that picture people might have a handle on words.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:32,
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And it's still gonna take a couple of hours.
And the STORY that Jessie just referred to is fucking dreadful. Silly me, thinking that picture people might have a handle on words.
Yes, P, that bad.
It's fucking dreadful.
A handful of entries are superb, but most are gonna be a soul-destroying waste of time to type up.
Like I kinda said above, more fool me for thinking picture people might also be words people.
Right daft bastad, me.
Band name thing coming up shortly.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:11,
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A handful of entries are superb, but most are gonna be a soul-destroying waste of time to type up.
Like I kinda said above, more fool me for thinking picture people might also be words people.
Right daft bastad, me.
Band name thing coming up shortly.
AND,
evilstevie wasn't there.
Which is a shame, cos he's a delightful gent, superglued to a camera, and at least one person noticed he wasn't there.
If you're reading this, ste, life commands you to grin now.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:37,
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Which is a shame, cos he's a delightful gent, superglued to a camera, and at least one person noticed he wasn't there.
If you're reading this, ste, life commands you to grin now.
Hurrah...
I'm quite liking how dirty the optimizatron has made this one.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:04,
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Question?
Q: is there a reason why you are saving them as Gifs? I suspect Jpgs would be much smaller for less scrungyness
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:07,
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Habit I s'pose...
It's rare I post jpgs here... I always thought gifs were smaller
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:10,
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T'is weird.... Gifs seem to be good for line arty type vector stuff
and jpgs seem to come out small for really colourful painted stuff like yours.
End of the day, you are right, it's what you are happy with, but give it a try, you wont get the sort of diffuse banding effect in the colours with Jpgs, (but the text might suffer a bit, so easy come easy go)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:12,
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End of the day, you are right, it's what you are happy with, but give it a try, you wont get the sort of diffuse banding effect in the colours with Jpgs, (but the text might suffer a bit, so easy come easy go)
I think it's because .gif is good with solid blocks of colour
and .jpg is good for photos (which anything detailed is closer to)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:14,
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The science only confuses the poor dears*
*I never bothered to remember it, just a simplification to help me choose when optimising
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:21,
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*I never bothered to remember it, just a simplification to help me choose when optimising
I'll concede you point there....
The optimizatron has given me better output and smaller filesize compared to the dirty gif.
I'll leave this one as is, but I'll keep it in mind.
Ta for the tip :)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:16,
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I'll leave this one as is, but I'll keep it in mind.
Ta for the tip :)
nay probs
I have felt shit all day and am glad one thing I have said today has had some valid use :(
feeling miserable and not looking forward to much blog....
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:18,
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feeling miserable and not looking forward to much blog....
I love your pictures
and your posts often make me snort like an amused snorty thing
I'm pretty sure I must have already warned you that you'll be on my list of people to hassle for next years bash ;)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:22,
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I'm pretty sure I must have already warned you that you'll be on my list of people to hassle for next years bash ;)
ha ha Cheers :D
I will look forward to it, I would have come to make merry this time round, but I am just about to do a silly thing* jobwise and need every remaining penny before I do...
*go freelance
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:24,
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*go freelance
But in the end.....
no one really won....
That is super, so have a woo
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:03,
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That is super, so have a woo
Probably not worth a new thread...
But then I haven't posted owt on here for a while, and will probably stick up more crap puns on the same theme if I get round to 'shopping them.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:55,
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I know
I should have foreseen it and make a really big effort to turn up...
I miss all the sexy times
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:43,
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I miss all the sexy times
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