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Mnnngrrrhhhmm...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)

Sexy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

Rather disturbing

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

\o/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

MISTA EESACK!

nice :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

I NEED SERIES TWO

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

New episode tonight!

on all good illegal video streams!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

a bit of Cooper style magic....

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha that's brilliant.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

Also, Lady Hams?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

LADY HAMS!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

first posted over a year ago

so i can't remember what her shirt actually said.

or why the guy at the back is missing part of his head.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

FUCKIN'.............LADY HAMS!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

oi lovz it

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

knickers.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)

KNICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)

That's actually an all-round better spelling.

:D

Edit: how rood of me - Hoppy b3taday!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

FECK!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)

GORLS!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

Woo to the underwear

Happy b3taday Meats...

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

Happy b3taday sir!

Made you a present :D

EDIT WAIT!

EDIT EDIT fixed I think

Click to unwrap...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

I already unwrapped it!

it's a Julie Moult!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)

Gah!

who would have thought I had a dm2.gif (Daily Fail takeoff) and a dm2.jpg (your present) causing conflicts in my b3tards...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)

woo! a cement mixer, I'll be able to make extra thick cement, or as we call it "dement"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

Happy b3taday meastsy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

congrats

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

*pantsglees*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Happy B3TADAY!!!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

tankyu!

^__^

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

They're where you keep your AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSE!

In your KNICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS! Horray! And many happy returns.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

It's certainly a good place to maintain my meat arse

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

let's sausagedanse!

er

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

Oh I say. Goodness, that's a bit special.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

Thanks, pickle

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)

If I'm not mistaken, they look like proper french knickers from here

not the little tight hot-pants shops MISBLOODYSTAKENLY *huffs* call french knickers these days...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)

Oh yes, only the best kind...

*gets all unnecessary*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)

Not as good as my She-Ra pants though

Princess of Power (and Pants).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

I think I'd prefer you in pirate pants, or no pants.

Though she-ra pants are good. Pants.

mmm

*pants*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

Doucement, tigre.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

*wees*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

EW EW EW EW EW

*grabs around waist and holds at arms length whilst running for the back door*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)

Well, of course.

That's a given, pickle - that's a given.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

Hurrah!

I do like the colours, V's right. Lovely and muted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

To you too!

lully:D

Is she putting in a new fireplace?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

That should *so* be a euphemism for something...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)

everything is a euphemism if one's mind is dorty

"putting in the fireplace"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

*sniffs*

Lenor, talcum and honeyed-tuna. A pleasing bouquet.

woo, sir.

and sorry about that. I've gone wrong.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)

No more than usual, sir

and only in a good way.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)

is that a tentacle/tail looping around her left buttcheek?

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)

"So come up to the lab

and see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom.

I'm just a sweet...."

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)

"... sweet man?"

just guessing.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

close enough ;D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

transvestite

from transsexual transylvaniaaaaaahaha.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

ladies black "sexy" underwear

was ruined for the rest of my life, from the moment I first saw this....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

Oh I don't know.

Sexiest Tim's ever been, in my mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

she appears to have had a fail whilst hanging her big screen telly on the wall

typical.

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)

It's the brand New LG flat-screen with art deco frame...

silly idea, really.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

bloody hell!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

what?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

that was fast!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

what was fast?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)

your reply

to my reply

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)

your post

to my post

*melds*

sorry

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

you loony

I'm now slightly less depressed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

Well I count that as a good thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

so do I

cheers Duck, you made me laugh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

Happy candle day agent Triple-B.

Keep defeating terrorism in ou inimitable Xtreme ways.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)

cheers

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

I like the colours

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

so was that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

He's a quick typist

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)

is he now, eh?

my head hurts

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

Oh bloody hell!

I'm REALLY confused now.

*applies sedative to Freebs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

I say, good chap! Is she a vampire?

She's not reflecting at all in that big mirror!
Of course, I'd only need to look at something that fine just once anyway...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)

no, it's just an empty frame...

*mulls*

But she may be a vampire....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

I misread that as *muffs*

I may need a short lie down.

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

*offers nice cup of tea*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

That'd suck

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

One lives in hope...

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

Yay

knickers

nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

LOL

*awards Mediocre 'Best Reply of the Day' award*

*chuckles away to self...*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

oh hell yeah! Outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

Oooh snazzy.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

Fank 'ee!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

Click for biggegereer.

"When Lack Of Drawing Ability Attacks", coming to channel Matazone today.

Click here to vote for this comic, or I'll mince puppies.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)

hehehe

I bought this capitalism yesterday and it's deeead.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

it's not dead, it's just resting

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)

Wake up Captialeeeesm!

It's nailed to the economy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)

I had to restrain myself from making parrot-sketch jokes.

That would all have been a bit too easy!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)

Hahahahahah!!

*clickvote*

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)

hahah! that's spot on :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)

Worst Job in the universe? #4

3 2 1

(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

Being a bad Leslie Nielsen lookalike.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

No it's sodding Medusa!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

I said he was bad.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hahahah I like these ;]

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

They're worms, Michael

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

"How do you like your mother's sunday roast, Michael?"

What?!
*Spit*
*Cough*
Lost Boys - Good call!

(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

hehehe

I saw Lost Boys II the other day. Wasn't actually that bad.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)

Think that's bad?

She's banned from Specsavers.

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

For taking a dump in the waiting area.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

and performing fellatio on the mascot dog

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

cos she hadn't gone to specsavers and thought it said

spunksavers

i'll get my coat.

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

She's banned from the nightclubs in her town too...

for eye-ing up the local talent...

and taking a dump on the bar.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

She hangs with the wrong crowd

They're all a bit stiff...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

Watch out when she has a cold, or hay fever...

*STATCHOOOO!*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)

what is it anyway?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)

I don't go south of the river at this time of night.

I have no idea whats going on here but I know I am going to be happy for the rest of the day because I saw it.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

I have to ask. Is that shopped?

and it's very light for night time:P

As so not yours.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Just to make it easier for you. Birds of prey are ofter attacked by flocks of smaller birds when in their territory.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

... a practice known as 'mobbing'

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

Flashmobbing?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

I am aware of this:P

Normally performed by crows in hoodies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

i was not

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

I had it as gulls on cliff faces

but we're generally on the same page - attack in numbers, pecking and defecating on the intruder.

Ah reminds me of living in Liverpool...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

lol

I've seen it many times with buzzards and crows. I've always wanted to see one fly upside-down and give it the finger like in Topgun!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

I'm sure that's how they see it in their own minds...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)

outside the st johns centre? the pigeons are quite aggressive hehehe

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)

wtf? you just snapped that pic?

edit: it would appear this isn't your image AND it is unshopped.

This qualifies as a FAIL. Congratulations.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Airlift 2000

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

it's looks like a terrorist hijack

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

On ur condorz, fukin ur bildingz

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

In ur airspace

changin ur global outlook

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hahahahah fuck yeah

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

Needs more dice and bellair!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)

Wow...

Assuming thats not a shop.
Nice pick, you should send it in to some bird watching mags.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

I'm sure I saw this on SA

~~Where's Shada when you need him.~~
Confirmed/busted.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

Basingstoke

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

The hosting site makes me think it isn't shopped

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

It's not.

It was in a "happy/cute picture" thread a while back.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

Uh-oh...

*starts fans*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

I read that as

*fart stains*

I have decided it works either way...

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

Cor blimey!

Harry Hill looks young there.

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

Not your own image?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Hahahahha!

If I could be bothered to open potatoshop, I'd replace the little bird with Brian Blessed... DDDIIIIVVVEEEEE!

but I can't be bothered.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

Since I still had the image open...

EDIT oh you said replace the bird. Well beyond my powers I fear...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

YAY!

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

hahah, YAAAY!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

'pology

No I didn't take it. As far as I am aware its not shopped. I got it in an email this morning, I didn't bother to check where they had got it from my bad.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

PHOTO FROM INTERNET SITE APPEARS ON OTHER INTERNET SITE

Anne Diamond condemns outrage

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

"I'm outraged!"

-Anne Diamond

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

"My outrage" by Anne Diamond

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

Anne Diamond?

any excuse :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

hahaha

absolutely superb.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Herpes booter die.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

have you tried turning it off and on again?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

I tried, but it killed my Grandmother.

I was not impressed.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

did you check all the plugs are connected?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)

Mmmm.

Have a pee

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

I assume you are a banker

as this is 100% FAIL

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boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

It pained me to find this

Things you have found on /links please or in an existing thread if you feel you must post on /baord.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

BAAAAAOOOOOORD.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

THOSE ARE GOD'S HANDS THAT MEANS GOD EXISTS

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU DARWIN YOU SANATIST CUNT!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

ain't no party like a Darwin party

all he needs now is a tooter

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

this proves that evolution doesn't exist.

we are here as a result of stoned origami.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

Hahahaha

In the days when gear got you stoned!!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

alwsy get me, i live in holland!

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

N008 powaz

Oh noes I have broked t3h rools woteva will I does!

Remember no pain no gain. I'm sure your live.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

Please don't talk like a cunt

ayethangyew!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

Ouchy

Being a cunt I can't help it, its the std that does it, it got into my brain.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

So it's a fake? Arse...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

I'm sorry wingco I don't understand your banter...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

You know...

bally ten-penny ones dropping in the custard ... ... Charlie Choppers chucking a handful ...

No?

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

something something coming over the briny?

/can't be bothered to look it up...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

is it a monster?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

birds in helmets ftw!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

I concurs

Quick edited pea-roast

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)

You bar steward!

You beat me to it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

ha ha ha woos

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

tea and the Battle of Britain!

the things that made this country great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

looks like she/it is saying "Nyang, Nyang, Nyang, Nyang, Nyang!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)

hahahah

and he thought he was being so darn clever.

(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)

Once you start something any old tit can do it...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

I declare a

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

Hahahaah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

You are an "Illustrator designer type of person" yet you post somebody else's work?

You, sir, are a poo stain

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)

In error

I concur that it was indeed an error, prehaps using the word found instead of saw would have made it a clearer indication that it was just something I did inded find, but I was so overcome with the jolly gosh darn wheeze of the thing I got carried away, also I do admit in retrospect the links board would be the correct place for it. No cause for calling a chap a skiddy though, twunt maybe, but not a skiddy.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

Posting other people's work on b3ta usually results in getting called far worse than poo stain

It is a heinous crime you see.

However, you can redeem yourself by showing us your own work.
If it is funny people will say you have the hummus.
If it is highly topical people will mumble things about John Peel riding a whale.
If it is technically brilliant people will say you have a cycling proficiency badge. Perhaps.
If it is terrible you'll see more failsock-type ridicule and derision.

Redeem yourself dear fellow, then I shall publicly renounce your skiddy status.

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)

done and done :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

and for that you are awarded

The Failsock!

with apologies to Prodge

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)

OH NOES!!!

not the failsock

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)

Yes.

I'm afraid so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)

fuck socks

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

excellent work indeed

who's Roger tho?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)

now thats what im talking about

Wooyay and nicely recovered :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

Great save!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

SUPERB! ARF!

I hereby publicly acknowledge that you are not a poo stain. I retract my previous statement. :)

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

Ah ha!

Right I am now off to fuck up in some other humungous way by not paying attention to the rules somewhere else!

I think I shall commit my crime in an amusment park disguised as a ghost... what could possible go wrong...

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

Please, don't have nightmares.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Sorry what was the number? I didn't have a pen with me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

Something about bras, I think.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

*sings* 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

I get the feeling not many people watched "The IT Crowd"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

01 855 8055

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

*sings*

081! 811! 81! 81!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

I actually miss "going live!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

811!

that was it

my memory is terrible

anyone want Kerplunk?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Swap my rollerskates

My sister has this in her record collection:
www.vinylsingles.co.uk/images/novelty/iwannabeawinner.jpg

Edit: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A8c3BnBYN2w

Hmm, Philbin

(AMadDayYes, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)

It is an awesome show

Well, I liked it anyway.

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

Woo!

llen.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

thanks

and, fixed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

Mildly sexy surely?

....for a tranny!

Woo sir!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

cheers laddo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

hahahah

it was meeeee

I'm that masked man.

you'll never take me alive coppers.

look ma' I'm top of the world..

etc.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

It doesn't look like you...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

Lol'd a small amount.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

Dirty bogger!

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

he'll go blind!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

Scratch and sniff issue?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Blimey, he must REALLY like knees, he's been staring at that for AGES.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

Happy times at Fossie's

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

erm...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

Happy Birthday!

I looked at my willy in the mirror this morning, so that fulfills all requirements I think

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

Thnx!

huuraaaay

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

Pfft!

Sit on that username Ghosty ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

waaay ahead of ya!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hello 485

you cunt!

EDIT: Sorry dixon you can't get a Dyers doll for Christmas. Everyone knows you can only get them for Burn's Night!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hello "everyone by their scrabble score",

why are you called that today?

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

Something to do with Ludo I think

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

pfffft!

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Apologies for lack of lulz.... And effort....

(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

Well.....

It's to the point!

Have this pee on a related theme

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

The middle one was top

absolute filth

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

they all look ok

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

They may LOOK ok (to you)

but they're still crap lays

*confirmed by 9 out of 10 riders in a survey*

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

better than nothing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

*walks in to the fuck bank*

I'd like to make a deposit please!

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

certainly sir.

to avoid any nasty surprises we advise you to wait untill the last minute before withdrawing.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

maybe his tits had just grow

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

ed: oh, massive scrabble score.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

He's not biting :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

that's a good thing isn't it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Well it wouldn't fit on the board, would it?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Or maybe it's just a statement of how he pays his rent:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

haha

i wasn't :( at the sentiment of your Fail, only it's content.
i love horses, i find them to be far better than most other animals, not the best of all, but close.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

At least bankers may have a use later on

unlike this 'image'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

'shopped pics only

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Yes

and all those receptionists, cleaners, filing cerks, secretaries, IT people and all those others who are blameless but will lose their jobs as well.

Fuck em all!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Serves them right for daring to have a job in the financial sector. Fuckers.

When they get hypothermia this winter and have to make a decision between presents for christmas and dinner, I hope they realise it's all their own fucking fault.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

YEAH! those damn freeloaders... It's not like THEY do any of the work, unlike those hardworking chairmen!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

well if they're good looking ones.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

OH HAI

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

um no thank you

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

RACIST

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

chocolate salty balls.

that was repeated tonight.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

It was an order, not an offer.

Now, down on your knees and get ready to service Howard.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

we both know this doesn't happen when im involved.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

I think more of an apology may be in order.

Edit: Oh, what the hell...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Your apology is not accepted.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Are they fit, generally?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

DIE YOU DICK

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

DIE YOU DICK!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Round here we say

'Hummus'. Not 'lulz'

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

fuck you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Bank Fuckers, shirely?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

haha win^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

hehehe

Glue factory; as it appears on the new monopoly board:D

'ningles 56

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

LMAO! GRUE!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

happy b3taday meester!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

yay tank you!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Gobbling Russians Under Everest?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Greasy Residue Unreasonable Explanation

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Gordon Ramsay Unisex Enema

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Giant Rabbit Unites Essex!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Great Ribbiting Ukrainian Eels!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Groaning Romanians unravel Europe

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Get Right Up Elvis

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Grooming really ugly eunuchs

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Gay Romanians Use Elephants

/aaargh! double Romanians!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

Gunt's Reduce Uncles Eagerness!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Giddy Rentboys Upheave Eurovision

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

I shall call you 45

As it's your b3taday you get a triple word score:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

yippee! I win at life!

lol, I don't really

ah..

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Ooo

did your candle just come on?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

it did, ahhh yeah

it's throbbing

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

...and suddenly makes you just as visible as a bloke with his throbbing candle out!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

you can't beat the throbbing man candle

er, actually I don't know where I'm goign with that

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

4 years!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

I've achieved so much in that time

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

*starts chant*

4 MOAR YEERS
4 MOAR YEERS
4 MOAR YEERS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

if I was presdient everything would be much different

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

That's filthy

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

It's only filthy in your mind 38

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Happy 4th B3taday sir!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Heheh

You said sticky

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

hehe, you did too!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Dagnammit!

Happy b3taday signor Discoteca-carnes.
Mostly gloomy candle facts.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

that thing you said, yes

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Hahaha

Yes!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

ha ha, smells a bit "hoofy"

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

hahah!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Lovely :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Yay

You have good time Archie? :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

There is a thank you card from us on it's way to you fella :)

we both had a THOROUGHLY grand time at the ZOO that day - many, mnay, MANY thanks :)
How's that little baby monkey coming on? We mnaaged to get a couple of reasonable piccies of mother and baby that day :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

*looks at Archie*

*looks at Jahled*
*looks at Archie*
*looks at Jahled*

*feels left out*

I...I like zoos too...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Jahled, bless his heart, managed to get the present Mrs. Architect and I in there for nothing, the absolute star he is...

/mind you, they took one look at me and insisted I bought a ticket to get out...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Which zoo?

There really are some amazingly lovely b3tans around

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

London Zoo, which i was really impressed with :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Give me a shout next time you're in London Jesse ;)

Lunch beckons..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

The little fellow is comming on fine :)

^CFB^

This is a four-hour old baby Colobus monkey Archie, Mrs Archie, and I came across when I was showing them the zoo last Thursday

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

it really made Mrs. Archie's day seeing that :)

we had to keep going back to make sure they were ok and look in on them :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

It looks like Mofahas monster :D

Not as lovely as Vale ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

excellent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Quality as usual GA

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

hahahaha... ace!

Good to see ya back sir

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

I'll say it again...

"HEATHCLIFF"!

Was grand to meet you and your lady again Squire, it was a rather splendid evening in the company of Ukuleles :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

HEATYHCLIFFE!!!!

Did ou get abck OK. When we got to the tube we saw there was problems on your line.

Hope the choas of the tubes didn't put you off too much (welcome to my world).

Indeed it was superb to see and your good lady

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

We were held up a small amount, but nothing too bad, thankfully, maybe about 20 mins delay, which I could live with

was a grand time. Am glad I visited, but must admit, enjoyed the peaceful nature of norfolk when we got back :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

nice one, Archie

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Socialism for the banks...

... capitalism for everybody else.

(Morphology, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Why does Hank need hailingout though?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?

A pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

pfft

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

ha ha ha

if only this were true... apparently the Bugatti Veyron dealership in London is still doing a good trade... people have money they don't want to put into the markets.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahahah! *Audible Office Snort*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Office snort?

You a broker then?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

"Broke" maybe; "broker", only when I'm further in debt.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

I am a happy worker

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

hahahahha, outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

CHAIRMAN BLOWN IT!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I did enjoy hearing that the Americans are in debt to the Chinese for 500 billion dollars :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

*Adopts doctor Evil pose*

500 BILLION dollars.

(Morphology, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

New EP Cover

CFB

Edit: tits, it's slightly over. Damn it, when I saved it was 46kb. Can people forgive? I've got no way to optimise now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

see told you

it was better than mine :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Pfftaroonie

*just went for a twix*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

mmmm

twix! i'm gonna have breakfast soonish

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

I've got Discos as well...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

*steals*

I feckin' love Discos

*nom nom nom*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Too slow, chicken merango

I've not got any left. They were lovely, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

bah!

damn your duck-pond!

*demands replacement DIscos*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

I have a severe lack of 50p

If you can find me a 10p piece I will buy you discos, for I only have 40p left.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

*delivers a 2-shilling coin via teleport*

Will that do?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

The machine would like to know why we are giving him archaic tokens.

He's withholding the discos and laughing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

*sobs from lack of Discos*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

*cuddles head*

I'll get you, vending machine. Next time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ooohhhhhh...

Thas nice. The rust underneath works well.
*edit - You owe me 180 bytes! GRAAAAWWWW! heh.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

I know, sorry chuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

This much \o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

I'm afraid the correct answer was:

...wood. You still get the runner up prize.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

The average groundhog has been estimated to move approximately 1 m³ (35 cubic feet), or 320 kg (700 pounds), of dirt when digging a burrow

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

*hides behind the chap with the knowledges*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

*closes wikipedia*

YEAH - bow before my knowledge and NUMBERS!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

*applies floor function*

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

what have you done to my lovely numbers?

they were all in order and everything

:(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

were you winding up to the diagonalisation argument or something

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

I founds yas!

You can't hide from the TRUTH!
*hands out-of-date easter egg* Enjoy.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

CHOCOMOULD

Best of all the moulds *nom*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

47 grams

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

and also doesn't have thumbs

with which to grip wood and facilitate the chucking process.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Ah a man who knows his monkey island.

You get first prize.
*gives fabulous idol*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

A woodchuck would chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I think you will get away with the .18kb ;) Especially with it being so lovely :D

Wheres Kebab? I wanna give him a slap!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

*gets out willy*

go for it, what have i done now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

What the fuck was that Cold Chisel shit?

Shove this up your love tube!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1qo0vf4_FUw&feature=related

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

i like cold chisel :(

i can't watch youtube though, internet has been broken by wow's oversized image.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Pfft!

Well you will never know the true joy of music then!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

this may be said for many things. I've moved on to acdc.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

~~moved on to~~ decided to become

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

ha ha ha

double the chances of rejection!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

*sigh* prof's right

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

:D cheers chuck

give him one from me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

I think he would prefer it from a woman :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Which is why I'd like it to come from you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

I'll take what I can get.

*sigh*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

lovely

I likes it a lot - did you make it?

www.b3tards.com/u/b04f18c3b7450a8f6461/fathomswindowsmall_30.jpg"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Yes I did

start to finish, it's all mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

it's well fucking good

you should be chuffed with yourself.

WOO YAY

When's the EP available in my local HMV?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

:D ta

Fuck knows...er...never?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

but it will be available in some form somewhere

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

online hopefully

but myspace makes it hard for proggy gits such as ourselves to sort it all out. Anyway, I'm bass and arts, I'm not involving myself in all that hassle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

well - let me know and I'll share my minimal techno (pft) when I finally get something finished and uploaded.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Phwoarage....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

careful now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Down with my sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

No it doesn't...

15,000 downloads of our last EP. All you need to do is send it off to loads of places for review...

I'd recommend Organ zine for starters...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Yes it does, our songs are massive and myspace makes it so we have to compress them to fuck

before posting them, and even then they only work for a few days before something fucks up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Oh... you mean the player...

nah, sod that, jsut put bits up. You can use it as a promotional tool though. Also - free downloads spread the word very well.. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Just put bits up?

How?

Look, sorry but I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Edit some of the tastiest morsels of the songs...

put them up with better quality.

If people want to hear the rest, they can go and get the EP...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Oh I see.

Free downloads involves paid for hosting and website space, I take it. That'll have to wait until I'm not financially screwed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Not necessarily...

you're vaguely post-rock, yes?

Speak to Barry at Lost Children - they did the first T.S.R. album. The EP was hosted by a fanzine that I'm friends with - use your friends until they bleed.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

I don't have any fanzine friends.

Basically, there is no scene left around here. Sigh. Also, don't know what lost children is, the internet's not being forthcoming. Never mind.

I wish I had friends like yours though, but it's just going to be all band graft if we can get anything done.

Oh, I've just found Lost Children's website. Hmmm... I'm not sure, really. Sort of makes me ask what's in it for them.

edit: Hang on, they've got upcdownc on one of their compilations. If they're nonprofit, how come upcdownc's album is available to buy for money? I own a copy. Fucking hell, this is too fucking confusing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Well, it helped us get a lot of publicity and some decent gigs...

the guy who's running it has his own band on there as well, so I think what's in it for them is more exposure for their own stuff while promoting loads of other bands...

The other option of course is last.fm...

EDIT: released under creative commons law... Up C used it as promo before releasing a hard copy of the album that people could pay for. They also sulked about me using their amp once, even though I love their music, I haven't forgiven them for sulking.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Again, I'm a bit suspicious.

I'd like to get everything copyrighted first, really. I don't trust people, I've had music nicked before.

I'm sure they're lovely, but I'm just frightened of enterring into that sort of relationship with anyone without lawyers and contracts.

edit: see, this is why I like lawyers. I've not got the right sort of brain for this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Once it's published on the net, you have total copyright control over it.

There is proof of a publication date etc. That said, I've given everything away free so far anyway, so anyone who's wanted to use it is welcome to - even so I've yet to find anything particularly suspicious about it...

Last.fm is the other way of doing things as it's a bit better than myspace - build your band's page and upload away...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Again, lawyers and contracts.

I just know I won't read all the small print on those sorts of sites, and then it'll transpire that they own everything and badness. Possibly.

I'm just frightened of losing all my and my bands' intellectual property to the great god of intercapitalism. Worst case scenario, I know, but I'm a pessimist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Crikey...

And yet you've got a Myspace?

Have a word with the Lost Children bloke, I'm sure he'll do more to put your mind at rest than I can...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

I didn't put the songs on myspace.

Hence me saying I'm just bass and arts, I really am.

It still worries me now, but I suppose I've got to get over it. It's only crotchless-knickered 14 year olds that get proper record deals these days.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

Proper record deals?

fuck that! DIY is the future...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

AAARGH MY FUCKING INTERNET CONNECTION.

I'VE JUST BEEN SACKED FOR EXCEEDING COMPANY BANDWIDTH LIMITATIONS BY 51382 BYTES. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Extremely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

NO!! THAT 0.18kB IS BREAKING MY INTERNETS!!

not a bad picture though

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

It's not the 0.18kb that's killing your internets, it's all that zebra porn you were looking at

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

there's porn for everything isn't there? I was kinda surprised to find it

i've been capped for a few days.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

That's great!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Thanks lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Lubberly :)

I hear Tiffany calling you :D

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

*I think we're alone nows*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

If only...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

cripes on toast, that's rather excellent!

I wholeheartedly approve!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

Ahhhhh, ta love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Oh, this is lovely...

*click* for you, ma'am.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Eeeeeee, my first click! Thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

yarrrr

is it a real thing?

the EP I mean?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Yep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

smashin' :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

:D thanks chicken

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

cluck

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Buck-ark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Ooh that's fantastic Missy Wow!

I just got sent this strange picture which is rather mental

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

ta lovely

Hasn't he got a nice face, that chap?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

That's great

Very simple concept but many of the best things are.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Absolutely

must have taken a while

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Not really

Two pictures staken at the same time. Couldn't have taken that long to shop as long as they were faing each other. Great idea though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

But all of the people are the same person!

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)

As long as your next image is reduced by the .18k!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Shall do, shall do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Can't waste kbs.

There's a war on you know?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

That's rather soothing on the eye. Nicely.

*relurks due to unfeasible amount of w*rk* :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Ta chap

good luck with the w*rk...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Ooooooo, lovely....

mind if I put my album cover here?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Knock yourself out, yo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Ta :)

12th of November - all profits to Shelter y'all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh PRETTY!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

:-) thanks

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

this is nice

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

So are you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

\o/

*blushes*

aww!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Have a beetroot day!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

got no beetroot, got pickles

will have to bleed into them and pretend thems beets

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

where am i going to find another 46kb at this time of day!

also, ooooh purdy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Nice

What's your MySpace link, then?

(Fudge Monkey never did, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)

'ning / noon! :D

magically make the image jump forward on the screen

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

That's bloody lovely

I shall wait a few minutes before posting my picture :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

post it

i'm sure its better than mine :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Like fuck...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

for a split second

i thought you said lets fuck ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues (you'll do as you're told, bloody £80 an hour)

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

hahaha

gets shoes :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

\o/

I shall throw money and laugh like a Columbian drug lord.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

they're actually very unhappy people

... they tend to suffer from anxiety and weight problems.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

I watched Bedazzled last night

I love that movie. There's nothing wrong with pants films like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

really?

I haven't seen it... and I understand what you mean - although I resent that the upshot of this is that we mostly only get shit films...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Well, it's got George, George, George of the Jungle in it.

And I luffs his silly overgrown small boy face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

I agree ...

I just wish there were some films which had a little artistic merit.

but - I'm a snobby bastard.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Suspirio FTW.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

I still have a hardon for There Will Be Blood

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

I still have a hard on.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

well

you shouldn't have been watching me wank in the street then should you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

Cool.

Where can I purchase one unit of Antimatter-child?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

antimatter childre "R" us

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

You dropped your "n"

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

i never liked the n

in childre anyway! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

He's tearing through time and space!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

bloody kids

cant leave anything alone :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

hah

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

bloody kids!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

happy b3ta birfday!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

tanky!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

MANY HAPPY WELL DONES AND GREAT TIME OF FUN FOR A WHOLE DAY

and you look like one tooooooooo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

LET'S MAKE A HAPPY AND GIVE GOOD TIMES FOR BEST OF MOMENT!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

AND YOU LOOOOOOOOOOK LIKE OOOOONEEEE

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Well that's crap*.

*isn't crap, but rather extremely WOO.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

that's very good

I like it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

woo

thank ya! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

fooook, that's awesomeness!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

yay

thank ya sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

is the LHC back online? :)

nice work

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

whats lhc??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

lolloping hoppy carrot muncher

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

large hardon collider...it has rather gone out of the news since

'oops, it broke...just a minute, we'll fix it, it worked before you came into the lab!! it'll only take a bit...'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

they always intended to leave it lying fallow over the winter

because it costs too much to heat the offices. So they said (actually it's fallen to Aperture Science)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

it's a conspiracy man, it's working, they made a wormhole to like.. um.. some planet and like totally the nsa shot everyone and now they are running the place with clones

and something about the illuminati and some guy in a hat from mexico

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

the illuminati

did the plumbing and the electrics...

*nods sagely*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

lully as usual.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

yay

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Damn You! ;)

My post below has been blown away by your brilliance :( ---:D

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

nah yours is fab

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

oo that's good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

yay

thank ya! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

reminds me of Zathura: A Space Adventure

watched that yesterday..and surprisingly enjoyed it :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

ooh is that what it was

saw the last few mins of a film last night which drew inspiration from :)didnt know what it was though

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

The credit crunch is ruining my nest egg :(

Can anyone still get Nestle Crunch? It's still made but I never see it.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

Ooh, nicely

(

hello miss

how goes it??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Thankyou :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

brilliant stuff, but damn you for posting a nestle crunch bar.

I MUST HAVE ONE!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

for God's sake man

show some testicular fortitude... it's only delicious chocolate with crisp crispy bits.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

*trembles at the knees*

right, screw you all, I'm off to go by some lunch. And by that, I mean cayke and other sugary delights.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

BE STRONG

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Me too

but I can't find any :(

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

still get it here in vending machines

caused by greedy people. don't worry. the stock market will come back and be more valuable in a few years.

people make money off it. it won't go completely wrong.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

True

I'm actually investing in loads of shares right now as when they go back up (and they will)I hope to make a killing ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

hell of a time to buy innit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Too true

Glad I've got the cash available to do it - years of my dad telling me "if you can't pay cash for it don't buy it" has finally paid off!

Thanks Dad :D

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

unless of course today's rises are a blip and it's about to tank in a manner to which has never historically occured previously

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Long term

they will go back up - I'm thinking over the next 5 years or so ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Oooh!

Send me one please :D

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

that's great

but I hope nestle doesn't send a hit squad around to kill you to death then kill you again

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Cheers :)

I should be safe, shouldn't I? :o

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Clicked

Cos I bloody love these.
and cos it's good :)

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Why

Thanks!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

yay

thats ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Ah thankyou

but yours is acer - must be a word and if it isn't, it should be ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

No good for me

I'm allergic to financial pain.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

He's getting better.

previous

even more previouser

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You loon! Ning all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

noon

*edit* er, ning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Happy B3taday you old cad you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

4 eh?

who'd a thunk it?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Jumping Jehosephats!

It seems like only yesterday you graced us with your glorious prescence :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

hoi sushi!

music!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

HA!

Little Pattie sucks cock! And not in a good way!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

There's a bad way to suck cock?

And I thought I was sdoing it right all these years

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

it involves a mouth full of disposable razor blades

and chewing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Ah, so I am doing it wrong

That and the aids

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Do my eyes deceive me?

Is that you 4dam?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Yeah true. have some pub rock then

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH07B90NFjE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

young whipper snapper

...

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Happy joining of the commune day :)

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'ningles 38

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You really are then. There was I thinking it was all hearsay ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hear'Say were great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Wrong.

Girls Aloud FTW.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

also, this^

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

O RLY?!?!?

\/\/\/\/\/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Bleurgh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

you're more of a Busted fan aren't you?

I bet you jumped up and down for joy when they covered Teenage kicks...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Yeah,

but not as good as these guys!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SDKTr5Guvk4

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

What?

A bad boy/girl band?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Let's go to Delft!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

And then a jump to dright!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

and bring your knees in dtight and then it's a pelvic drust...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

ITS THE FAIRY DDUST!

THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU DINSAAAAAAAAANE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

alright....alright...

enough already.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Doo doo-dah dee-dah doo-dah, dum dum dah

(dah-doom dah-doom)

Dee dah-dah doo-dee dah-dah, dum dee dah

(dah-doom dah-doom)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

the entertainer?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Little green bag.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

haven't heard that for ages.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Imperial March/Vader's theme

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

/McCain's Theme

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

Lucas, like everyone else will sue him for using his song

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

and it isn't even HIS song

only in the sense that he owns it and paid for it to be made

*rolls eyes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

*sings*

"Every breath you take ... every move you make ..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Every cake you bake, every Jonathan you Frake I'll be watching you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Where are you exhibiting?

(

Croydon Public Toilets

cubicle 4

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hahahaha

Ironically, King's Cross - Lincoln Lounge.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

*wistfuls*

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oh noes, the zebra is back!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Ace!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

hahahaha!

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovezebras/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

i think there's something wrong there

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

it's THE magazine for people who LOVE zebras

what could be wrong about that?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

NSFW

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

if it's NSFW and contians horses, it's probably a good bet that it's illegal here.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

zebras. it is a drawing though and possibly illegal too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

I'm sure if you google imaged it

You'd find quite a few other people that loved horses!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

here's an interesting take on the theme

nsfw

involving a photoshopped woman, no bestiality. nsfw nude.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

I like my job, and I don't want to have to sign my name on a sexual deviants register.

yet.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Ah waiting for a full time sexual deviant position to come available huh?

Very wise.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

I always thought there was something familiar...

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

what?

EDIT: before my time i guess

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

Nice!

...I used to have one of those "Johnny Seven" Guns when I was younger :D

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

I never did :-(

I always wanted one though :-)

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

I used to have a dildogun just like that

Until it was confiscated by my nanna

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

Until it was ~~confiscated~~ taken back by my nanna

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

Until it was ~~confiscated~~ ~~taken back~~ shared with my nanna

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Until it was ~~confiscated taken back~~ shared with my ~~nanna~~ grandpa

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Until ~~it was~~ ~~confiscated~~ ~~taken back~~ ~~shared with my~~ I had to watch my nanna and grandpa share it

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

www.sadtrombone.com/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Pap Action Popgun

also, because it does not warrant it's own thread

Chris And Bertie! who the fuck are Chris and Bertie?

as seen this morning on wall, it briefly amused me.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

merry b3taday old chap

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

and merry b3taday to your good self also, old chap

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

OK SO HERE IS THE HAPPYDAY MESSAGE FOR BOTH OF YOU

SO NICE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

\o/

let's cake!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

*hi cakes*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

NICE THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE WHO ARE SO SO NICE

just really really nice things. SO GREAT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

there are so many things that are said by you two that are so nice

and if I could have another father I'd have you as my other father because I love the way you would bring me up good.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

Chris + Bertie have big willie's what?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hahahaha. I thought it said:

"Chris Bertie Shaves Big Willies"

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

with these crazy guys, clearly anything is possible

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Saw this old chap at the weekend

It's an awful habit.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

:D nicely animated

speaking of utter tossers news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7666826.stm

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

too busy being a shit drummer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Ennit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

LOL excerpt:

"In April, a foliage sculpture of Starr outside a train station in Liverpool was beheaded by vandals."

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Probably his close childhood friends. Or friend. Or acquaintance.

I'm assuming he was more palatable before the fame.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

yes, tell people they are nothing and they sometimes make subtle points

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

do you blame him? I mean cmon. gotta be sick of it by now.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

What - for being called out as a talentless git?

and a shite drummer to boot.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

well that's true.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

can you imaging recieving bags of mail everyday of stuff to be signed?

still, it does sound a bit of a bastard way to say it, and being famous, getting all that attention sort of comes with the territory

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

diplomacy isn't his strong point

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

This is just one display of gobshittery out of many from that prick.

I can understand the whole 'don't send me stuff to sign' thing, but the 'fanmail will go in the bin' bit I think is a bit much. Just keep it and be thankful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

yeah, some of us don't even get 1 item of fanmail ever

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

And yet all of us are better drummers than Bingo the WonderTwat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

i don't think I am

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

hell yeah

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

yeah...sorry

DHL returned it to me after it started leaking

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

bah, I was really hoping to enjoy that cheese filled sausage too

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

happy b3taday.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

I saw something a bit like this at the weekend

Only it wasn't a statue.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

I keep telling you I'm sorry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Pffft ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

i remember him. he said he'd look after my tamagotchi for an hour while i went hunting

when i came back he was made of stone.

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Ahhh!

The '60s were a wonderful time...

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

They're gonna taste great!

They're gonna taste great!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Got my cock and my balls in my hand

And I'm 'avin' a 'bate!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

*beats the hell up*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

this

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

hehehehe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

heheheh nicely done

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

This is my favourite thing today out of everything that has happened to me today

Have a WOO!

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)

A day in the life of a city trader..

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

nice

so THAT"S a Bear market...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

but he doesn't appear to be shitting in the woods

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

the Pope's nicked his patch

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

I wouldn't argue with him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

they all died.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

they bought until they died.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

it's the way they wanted to go

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

but lemmings don't jump off cliffs. stephen fry said so.

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

They do when they're being chased by Disney film crews

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fuscous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

or when no one places a "Blocker" at the cliff edge.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

Does twirling them 'round your head by the tail and throwing them off count?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

only if your name is "Trunchbull"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

this is how economy works.

fact!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

it's quite clear that the economy

doesn't work

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

Me too but I don't think anyone saw it:

www.b3tards.com/u/381207ddc57d17bddefe/squaremile.jpg

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

Nice.

Your stuff is usually too British for me, but The Crisis is something we all can enjoy eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

How on earth can something be "too British"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Stephen Fry

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

Quality!

You Sir are just too good :D

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

Arf!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

xlant

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Happy Mondays

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

stab yourself in the man-cunt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

all the cut.. all of it

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

every last bit

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

wtf?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

ftw!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

hahahahahahh!

edit: is this a REALLY early "Peanuts"?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

hahahahahahh!

the cartoon frames were taken from an early peanuts. I changed the words obviously.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

It's a typo-meme epic

Appearing on a west end stage soon.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

no monies return'd

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

Hahahaha I love this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

I love you too, can we have sex now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

Sure.

But you'll have to pay just like everyone else, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

OH GOD I'M SURROUNDED BY GRAMS AND DEGREES RIGHT NOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooo!! CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

haha, was this an original strip that you changed the words to?

or did you adjust the cartoon a little too?

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

I changed the words...the cartoon is the same :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

arf!!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

hahahahaha.... so much win!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

My mum was supposed to get released today, but she had a reaction to her new medication.

If I'm being brutally honest, I'd probably be in a better situation now if she'd actually died from one of her multiple suicide attemtps so I really can't argue against your jokes.

The only thing I know is that if my mum can weigh 48 kilos and take 15 packets of panadol with no long term damage, I'm pretty much invincible.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

I really am invincible though.

I just need to use it for good

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

I should add that it's been 10 years of things getting progressively worse, so I have a pretty thick skin these days.

SORRY B3TA, I'LL SAVE IT FOR THE COUCH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

HEY. THIS IS GRONKPANS COUCH. I WISH HE'D SHUT UP.

I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS.

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

I'M SO SORRY B3TA, I OPENED UP GRONKPAN'S BOX

IT IS A BIT LIKE PANDORA'S BOX BUT WITH MUCH LESS HOPE AND ALMOST NO VAGINA REFERENCES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

don't get me wrong here

plenty of ladies try to get up in my box, it's just that most of them don't have the athletic ability.

GODDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

The bevelled edge

makes the breadknife a poor instrument of death *mopes*

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hee. Sweary.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

I is made another postcard. I should sell those.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

YAY!

This is lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

*orders twelfty*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

Hahahhahaha, oh lordy, you need to send these in to a card manufacturer !

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

you know, the past hour or so,

i was seriously thinking of making a postcard web-site.. i didn't figure out how to not-lose on delivery yet though..

i have a place just down the street that can make postcards from photos on cd.. i will just make them by order.. not keep stocks..

just the fucking delivery :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

hmmmmm... well there are all those cafe-press type sites you could set up on, I guess...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

go on?

what are those?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

I'll burst outta your chest juz like that!

woo

Fave Tommy Copper quote:
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHA!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

O hai popular fez ;)

Woosome.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

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