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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

But shirley there's a motive!

Also: Arf! And Goodnight b3ta! Smell you later and shit.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

For the ball to bounce back violently and smash

the specs off the bearded self opinionated twat.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

That'll do it.

Going..
going...
..
.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

ah, columbo, the man in the dirty mac who discovered america.

T.J: 'tis now my birthday! ALL HAIL ME!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

RARRR!

Hap'y burfday

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

RARRR!

thank you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

JOYFUL BORNDAY!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

it shall be.

there will be gifts!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hurray!

You have been around the sun one more time!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

but i've never been to me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Happy Birthday!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

thank you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hippy Bath Day!

Celebrate with presents!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

thank you, i shall!

including the new terry pratchett!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

I liked Nation, it is different.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

i know, i can't wait to read it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

*hails*

happy birthday!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

You have hurt me.

Hurt me in the face :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

OH NOES YOUR POOR BEAUTIFUL FACE!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

EYE NO!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

I AM SAD, DRAW ME A PICTURE TO MAKE ME SLIGHTLY LESS SAD PLEASE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

I AM ON THE JOB.

DO NOT FEAR.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

Just one last thing, sir? Just one last thing; Mrs Columbo's a big fan.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

*tokes cigar*

*shuffles off*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

See it was the dog that

made me think... My wife, she tells me I gotta take him to the vets, and I'm running round all over the place - and it hits me...

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

yes, i did see what you did there,

and yes, you are a genius

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djol, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

Ha ha

Bless you.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Heheh

nice one.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Oof

That's one of them puns, that is.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Not quite...

More sort of just - ~~ine~~ o .

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Damn

My pun-detector must be on the blink again :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

hahaha!

....delightful.

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

nings

i am quick and dirty:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

foot lorry?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

xXxcuntxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

wut?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

wut, in the butt?

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cr4, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

WITH A NAME LIKE THAT YOU MUST BE A PRETTY GIRL.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

It's a lovely name to say.

It's like a kiss.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

I wouldn't begin to know how to say ttssattsr

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

Ttssaffttssttssaaffttsr

was my attempt.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

tits is at it sir

is what it means if you de-blind it

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

Ttssattsr

The Thirty Samurai Slayed All Ten Thousand Shiny Robots.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

It always reminds me of "tatsächlich"

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Sassy!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Hello ttstsattr

did you like my triubte?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

I like all kinds of butes :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

i did a big picture :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

THEY'RE MY FAVOURITES :DDDDDDD

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

was it big enough?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

Yes!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

What kind of core are you?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

No-Pop-No-Style-X-Core.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

I'm going to coin xXxShitcorExXx

Word

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

Well there's already 'shitcore'.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

Ah, bummer

Oooh, I like the sound of xXxbumcorexXx

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

Dibs on xXxRancorxXx

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

apples :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

I have lots of those on my desk

Fact

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

Is there something special I should be seeing in this pic?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

*spangs*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

there are toes in the cab, but I don't know what this means

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

toe truck...

even though its a lorry..

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

toes truck

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Since when did mere formalities like that matter around here?

Was a new law passed when I wasn't looking? I demand citation!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

well articulated

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

I've never had much truck with puns.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

You're like a pun vandal

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

It takes a lorry practice.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

spoke too soon,

wheely bad,
truck truck truck.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

I'm tyred.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

YOU MOTHER TRUCKER!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

Do you not tyre of bad puns?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

I have no truck with them

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Tsk

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

I blame it on truckload of work

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

you must be exhausted

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Lorry about that, its just too tyring.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

since right now

your fired! bang!
awa;sldkhasdl
(sorry im feeling awful - please excuse my actions/words anything and everything today)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

Fucking hell.

I couldn't see that they were toes til you said. Looked more like shaped corrugated cardboard.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

I just thought he'd shopped SPANG on the side.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

was too subtle?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

File names and alt texts are your friend when you're planning subtle.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

obviously

i intended for The Toes to be visible.
maybe your monitor brightness had just grow?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

haha

I don't think I've seen this before. Great stuff.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

Was for the 'extending film scenes'

challenge thing :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

Wow

this didn't fp?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Close to the picture in question...

*clicks*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

Sadly not

Think it's because I missed the licquorice stick off :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

Oooh...

That is special! Lovely Sugary Shopping.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

cheers

*steals pea thunder*...
*apologizes*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Heh hee..

Anytime. It's lovely.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Excellent work

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

haha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

I don't know what film this is.

But these two pictures satisfy me in ways I don't quite understand.
*click*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

I do hope that is a joke.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

I'm afraid not.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

woah there:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0086250/

mandatory viewing for all humans.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Oooh, I'll look out for it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

Srsly

how could you have missed it?!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

I don't like it

shoot me now...

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..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

*Chainsaws your arm*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Fair enough,

but at least you had heard of it!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

I've heard of it, just not seen it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

Phew,

panic over.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

*pauses with finger on trigger*

not even the Giorgio Moroder soundtrack?

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

It's from Seven Brides For Seven Brothers

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

WTF OMFFFFG?!

Fr reel?

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

For real :(

What film is it?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

Bloody aces!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

That's

begging for a clunky old Amstrad CPC to replace that telly in the background ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Hahaha perfect!

*gets shopping*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

you're rather good at this

but slow it down, you're making the rest of us look bad!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

bladdy

brill!

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enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

heheh

you're blaaddy fired.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

*pathetically begs for one more chance to prove self

on next challenge*

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enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

"I don't blaaady care 'ow well ya done on tha task...."

lol

*grants wish*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

yay!

I'm going to give 123% on the next one...

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enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Not if I can pay people to fuck you over you won't!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

haha...

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

If you win, you get a CPC 464.

Good luck sir.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Is there a bee wearing shades in the cab?

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

it's a toe truck

*spangs self, gets coat*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

Is it 'foot lorry carrying spang'?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

Hahahah spang!

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

SPANGVAN?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

sch-pang!

toe truck - ver good!

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enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

is that lorry transporting vimtoe?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

sry 4 so many peas

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

There's trouble afoot.

She's such a horseface

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

yes indeed she is

another shameful pea
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/16581/1212020291/sjphorse.jpg

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

Ooh horsemeat, must try that someday.

mind you the less I think of her insides the better. Although, a good trophy shag I imagine.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

hehehe

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

She does have lovely eyes though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

so do potatoes

but i still wouldn't fuck one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

You can't deny it.

I have the photos.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

photos or POTATOES?!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

it wasn't me.

it was my almost-identical, spud-humping sister.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

ummmmm

Spangwagon?

(Cloudane, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

I've been improving the Hilton...

It still accomodates 4 in a dank basement area...

(Stevros, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

U FILTAD!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

You are a cunt in my opinion.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

your opinion counts for shit.

(Stevros, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

and your's doesn't count at all.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

:o)

*slow claps* *wanks on your dead mum*

(Stevros, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

LOL MUM INSULTS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

This joys me so fucking much :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

I read Manley's blog and started watching the videos and looking at the photos and my brain started to fade out and had to quickly lie on the fucking floor O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You lasted longer than me :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

I'm still on the floor!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

*big spoons*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

I hope that is what I think it is, in which case

*mmmmm cosy*

gonna crawl off to bed now. Tra

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

did he have them pickled?

i'd buy a big glass jar with pickled eggs in and plonk them in the bottom

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

I was talking to people in my night class about it

they had to lay down for a while too

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

I thought I had a stronger stomach than that

but Manley's cut-open-tubes-hanging-out-and-being-burnt-with-soldering-iron bollocks beat me.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

It almost put me off my pot noodle

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

You've just successfully summed up the entire internet.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

I was going to make a post

about how the comment was harsh but then before I get the chance here you are behaving like a childish cunt. Well done.

Try improving your photoshop skills instead of whatever it is you think you were doing to Paris.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

Ouch.

Do clean her up.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

xXxWOOxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Shit is the currency in these here parts.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Can you improve your photoshop skills though?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

Don't worry, I went through a stage of that too.

You just end up with a nasty rash and a horrible guilt you'll never quite get over.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

Stop doing these!

You make me want her!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

ou've made her look like samantha janus in the second one

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

or 'lar' as she is known to her friends

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

and ET in the first.

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

The second one=E.T.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

would

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

you've made her look like baby spice

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

YAY FOR PUSHYTHINGSAROUND BRUSH

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

I can't find it :(

I looked in help but it's not there :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

I was just guessing

All I know how in 'shop is how to make Andy Capp say 'cunt' a lot.

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

Hmm...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

Pointing!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

hahaha

how rude!

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enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hey man

hows things?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

hey you!

not bad at all - off work for a bit so spending too much time smoking and coming on here. Yay!

edit: how rude! how's you?

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enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

Bonus!

I'm good also, not off work but still spending too much time smoking and coming on here.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

hahaha

yeah - no excuse needed, eh? :)

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enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

ha!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

But sadly the bhoys lost tonight :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

i blame the fucking Norwich kit

they were wearing. what the fuck was the point of that?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

"boop"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

smell my finger

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Sugar Puffs?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

is that a really bad chat up line?

...i'm not gay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

I suppose it could be...

And congrats on the heterosexuality, fancy coming outside to wrestle some bears, cut some wood and ogle some tits?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

wrestling bears sounds like womens work!

cutting wood sounds painful... ogle tits... well i suppose bird spotting is a good hobby... but its not for me

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Hehehe

Ace

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

this really made me laugh...

...GO IRISH!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)

I did this the other day. I want it on a tshirt.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

I want it off my screen.

joke ;)

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

There's this little button

called 'Hide'. Try it. Or, even better, 'Ignore'.

Oh. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

SEE

THIS IS THE ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

ARE YOU WATCHING, SUNDAE GIRL?

(__, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

I think she's busy watching her youtube views increase.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

Hahahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

For example, I don't really give a toss about what you do

But you don't CARE! Which is brilliant!

(__, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

This doesn't change the fact yours is a shit tracing/colouring in.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

Never said it did.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

Ah, so you admit it then?

MARVELLOUS!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

No you dont.

It would not work on a tshirt in that state.

It is xXxnicexXx though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

Why wouldn't it?

Thanks. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

i want to be a slug

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

xXxpours salts on mictoboyxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

mictoboy xxx?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

I don't.

I want to be a Valkyrie.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

fat and dead?

works for me..

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

Valkyries are not fat or dead.

They're beautiful war maidens who pick the champions from the dead for Valhalla, where Odin trains them to fight in Ragnarok.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

they are undead fat chicks riding wolves.

often seen by mortals as ravens..

it aint over till the fat lady sings..

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

They don't ride wolves.

They ride horses. And they're not fat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

from wiki...

n modern art, the valkyries are sometimes depicted as beautiful shieldmaidens on winged horses, armed with helmets and spears. However, valkyrie horse was a kenning for wolf (see Rök Stone), so contrary to the stereotype, they did not ride winged horses. This would suggest that their mounts were rather the packs of wolves that frequented the corpses of dead warriors. They were gruesome and war-like[citation needed].

Whereas the wolf was the valkyrie's mount, the valkyrie herself appears to be akin to the raven, flying over the battlefield and "choosing" corpses[11]. Thus, the packs of wolves and ravens that scavenged the aftermath of battles may have been seen as serving a higher purpose.

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Note the [citation needed]

But whatevs. I don't feel like fighting over something stupid like this.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

[citation needed] is just wikis way of stopping people suing them

when they dont like what they read. it means absolutly fuck all

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

I think it really does mean citation needed

because Wikipedia want all sources to be cited.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

i wondered how long it would take for you to step in

*yawn*

[citation needed] is put there because if someone adds "likes sticking gerbils up his arse" to the richard gere page and his lawyers see it, wiki gets sued into a black hole.

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

the twilight of the gods

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

pfffft

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

He's got a llittle bit of AIDS there

just below his bottom lip.

He wants to get that looked at

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

this picture needs to be on the t-shirt in the picture

for recursion amusement.

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

It's nice.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5gox6zrcoQI

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

animate

the background to cycle through the colours - mess with their heads, man!

Nice.

(

enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Hahahahah

I'd love that.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

YOU WANT IT ON A SHIT

(

ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Oh ffs.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

How would that work on a tshirt?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

I was thinking of printing it on a black tshirt

So that he's placed in the bottom corner so he doesn't look weirdly cut off. Then the colours go across the shirt, and end in black, like on the picture.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

Printing wise, that would be a fucking nightmare

Hugely expensive. You'd be better off limiting it to 4 or 5 colours, and use the pen tool rather than photoshop brushes, otherwise the shading will look fucking awful when blown up to full size.

You'd also get issues getting around the sleeves.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

No, no.

I mean either printing it on a transfer and knocking one up for myself really quick, or submitting it to Cafepress and ordering one. Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Either way, you'd need to blow it up to at least A4 size, which pixels would struggle with

and finish the shapes around the edges so it didn't just end in a solid line halfway across the tee. That would look very weird

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

The original is nearly a4 size, but I resized it for the board.

But yeah, you're right. I'll need to rethink this. Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

SHUT IT YOU FUCKING TART

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

FUCK YOU, YOU RAGING NONCE

I honestly couldn't give a toss how you are xx

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

And i really can't be fucking arsed to tell

you that I'm awesome thanks my lovely, nor ask you how in the name of fuck you're getting on.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

I would be genuinelly repulsed if you were to know that I was all groovy thanks m'dears

and it would freak me the fuck out to think you knew I was all at uni and stuff.

Nor could I give a toss what you're up to these days

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

Fucking fine then, you ignorant bitch

In that case, there isn't a chance in hell that I will waste my breath in telling you that these days i am mostly having a proper grown up job being a programmer which i absolutely love, have got over turning thirty and am now thoroughly enjoying life and shit, because I doubt you're retarded little brain could even understand these big fucking words that I'm typing.

And if you even think about telling me what you're dong at uni, I'LL CRY RAPE

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Thats not ace to hear at all

I take no pleasure at all in telling you I'm doing Illustration but thinking of swapping to a one-year Graphic Design top-up degree. It's all a bit wobbly at the moment. Not that you'd care, you unfeeling cunt

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

I don't.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

OH GOD!

*WANTS ON A T-SHIRT*

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

...Srsly?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

Nah I was joking, I think it's shit.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

jk!

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

bt srsly.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

I don't get it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

the goose i strangled wants it's life back :(

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

I am starting to enjoy your stuff

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

Thank you

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

I JUST STRANGLED A GOOSE

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

OHMIGOD

why?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

I fucking hate geese.

He fucking deserve it.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

Oh.

Okay then.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

cue music

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

xXxI dont like you.xXx

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

i'm going to the liquor store and when i get back you had better be ready for some hot youtube action.

cos i'm buying beer while i wait for it to upload.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

GET ME SOME

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

i'm sure you're nowhere near any stores that sell the wonder and glory that is National Bohemian

/fucks off

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

Sounds like a POOF'S DRINK

Mine's an Advocaat, please.

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

a devil's advocaat?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love you micto :D

How's the finger?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

smell it

fine now, i've just been busy organising for decorating, so haven't had a chance to music recently

i have printed the chords out though, ready

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

I have the rest of them here for you. But you need to earn them.

Buy me some frames!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

frames?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frames

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

I have to frame some piccys.

I need an A4 frame for it.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

www.frameswarehouse.net
are pretty good

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

I am fucking hard for youtube action!

xXxIWANTYOUFUCKINGHARDxXx

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

*subscribes*

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

i'll have a vodka and orange

as it's my birthday in half an hour.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

Fuck off dickhead!

I am only saying this for the laast half hour :D

I Love You :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

*glees*

you can call me what you like for the next 22 minutes

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Smash the cunt up

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

with a swab?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

that's a match

you mong

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

OH FUCK A CHOIR BOY!

I DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO DETAIL AT 23:17!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

You are an utter fucking cock!

xXxEDIT:xXxIxXxFuckingxXx xXxHellxXx xXx!xXx xXxIxXx xXxmakexXx xXxmyselfxXx xXxLOLxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

yes i know

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

*plays benny hill music*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

*gets naked and runs around in a circle, giggling*

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

......i'm glad im not there

phew!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

I'm behind you

Waving it around like a loon.

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

wrong one..

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Stop hacking my YouTube you jive monkey

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

i spent ages editing that!

check it out

stupid compression ratio has ruined that :(

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

I likes it though

I find it strangely hypnotic

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

You made me make this...

(

..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

So quick I feel dirty

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Was bored so made wasp...

Clicking on it brings "bigger than the fucking sun" size, de-tagged.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

that font is awful...

soni james joom!
but wasp am woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

I did fuck about with the font a bit...

perhaps I should have left it how it was...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

Gawjus!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

the big sun version

still has a small piece of tag below his middle foot.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

Fixed. I knew I was rushing it....

*slaps forehead*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

kill the stripy needle-arsed bastard!

ahem, i mean, woo.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

They are the embodiment of all that is evil, I'll give you that...

But, and this important, they're also easy to draw...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

they are indeed.

they are also easy to unwittingly sit on, thus receiving a sting up the arse.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

Yes, they are a winning combination of stingy, virtually indestructable and incredibly stupid.

A combo that sees them get into shoes, shirt sleeves and all sorts of other places, and makes them difficult to remove.

They are proof that there is no God, or if there is, he's a bastard.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

there is no god.

even a bastard wouldn't create wasps.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

YAY FOR MR WASP

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

I like that muchly!

xXxWooxXx

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

stop with the kissing xxx thing its annoying

this is not an encouragement

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

I was enjoying it...

then again, I've just enjoyed an hour with a wasp...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

ok how's this then...

only do the kissy xxx thing in reply or when addressing Sonic James Doom^tm
sound fair? :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

Ooooo, I've acquired a trademark...

I feel so buisiness like...

Works for me...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

Sorry :(

xXxthisisanencouragementxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

You have made a lovely art

out of a nasty thing. woo!

(

enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

IT DOESNT COUNT I CANT READ

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Ooh that's nice!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

it doesn't

but it's still a nice pic

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

woo

*CLICK*

(

Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

i don't care if it counts or not

it's fucking awesome.
*clicks*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

scared?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

surprise poo

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

i'm going to make a set of russian dolls

using a matchbook, a matchbox, a box of kitchen matches, and a 99p lighter tray

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

I will be needing photographic evidence of this of course

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

of course

having said that, i may just be lazy and not bother

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

I will be needing photographic evidence of this of course

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

hahaha!~

*joins the club*

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

And yet you slag me off for my ultimate laziness!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

yes

and desrvedly so

hang on, no i don't!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

Do boxes

shite boxes?

(

Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

I don't know

but wombats do. Seriously.

(

Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

this box is far away

this is a small box ...oh i can't remmeber the lines
POOBOX!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

this gives me utter glee.

is he tofu? spongebob's smoother cousin?
or simply a defecating box?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

the latter, tofu would need to be more crumbly

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

ah, of course.

may i call him shitbox? this will remind me of my brother.

Tony, forgotten but not gone.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

Connor?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

McCloud of the clan McCloud?

Surely its closer to MrPineapple than Connor?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

I don't see any Pineapple in it.

I just see a charming little box creature!
And connor is the "master" of charming :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

PooBlocks

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

the poorly thought out kids tv show and game

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

featuring micheal barrymore

before the chair leg up the arse shame

(

Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

Box eggs

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

the biodegradable alternative to lego

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

Hey look! I've made a spaceship

*WOOSH*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

*splash*

i made a submarine!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

showoff!

all i made is this cup of tea!
*slurps*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Tea from PooBlocks?

sweet!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

tea from a jar

QT is easier to make and i'm lazy.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

Boxes are silly

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

boxes!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

He shit a brick!! :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

Shites with corners

would hurt

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

hello you figger

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

Is that a new Youtube alternative?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

bloody should be

you'd create rolftube though.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

I would make it an adult site though

With videoes of Rolf banging poorly animals. I may need a rolf mask for this.

This is also brings up the question which came to me at work today: When does beastiality stop being illegal? EG, if i fucked a ladybird, hell if i even squashed it with my erect penis after intercourse, and went into the police station and confessed to my crime, I don't think they would do anything. What is the largest animal I could fuck without fear of recourse?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

newsletter submission, surely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

YES

Also is it illegal to fuck an egg? In my opinion, this would count as bestiality, paedophilia and necrophilia/snuff. the best of all the sex rolled into one.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

only if it was a fertilised viable egg

if it was a mere soft-boiled, no

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

If I plucked it fresh from a chickens arse

cracked it over my throbbing penis and started massaging gooey bits of chicken foetus into my shaft, would that be illegal?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

That is a fantastic question

and one I would like to see a judge or politician answer.
I'm sure it would unravel many a thing.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm sending a letter to Gordon Brown right now

These questions need answered, so we know where we stand

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

Quick/dirty.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

Hmmmmmm maybe nsfw but

tragedy + time = humour

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

not nsfw in any way imaginible

unless your cock looks like a broken bus

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

hahaha

^this

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

dead people is nsfw i blieve..

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

point to the dead person...

trade towers are now banned as well?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

inside the post box..

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

i can't see any

only a dead bus

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

i know but i'm just saying people died

for no good reason, if you wanna blow something up, blow something useful up you stupid terrorisimsns (not you mictoboy) sheesh, blowing up random people don't solve anything

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

I believe they're smeared up the wall on the right.

/hopes it isn't true blog

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

What absolute fucking nonsense.

There is no way that anyone above you in your chain of dreary employment could misconstrue that as material of a pornographic nature. And that is all that b3ta requires of it's users regarding the nsfw rule. It may be different on other sites you visit but the clue's in the sentence.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

nsfw doesn't just mean porn

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

sadly son, it does on b3ta.

What does NSFW mean?

This means 'Not Safe for Work' or in other words it's porn. We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic. Lots of employers take a dim view of people using their work computer to look at porn and in some places it can get you sacked on the spot.

We don't want to censor people, or make a moral judgement about what they should be looking at, we would simply ask that any pictures which could be mistaken for porn are linked with an appropriate warning for those viewing at work. Same goes for any links to sites with porny content (watch those banner ads), please give fair warning about the content.

Please don't be offended if your picture is linked by a moderator for being NSFW, it may well be very tame but we tend to err on the side of caution in these circumstances. It's nothing personal.
I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?

Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
It's 10pm, surely nobody is at work now

You should always assume that people will be viewing from work, no matter the time. Not only do many people work funny shifts, but B3ta attract viewers from many timezones all over the world.
Surely if somebody is at work, they should be working and not looking at B3ta.

Lots of people are allowed to use their work internet access for personal use during lunchtime and breaks. It doesn't mean they are allowed to look at porn during these times though.
It's not fair, my picture of a woman in a bikini was linked by a mod, but I have seen much worse go uncensored.

B3ta is moderated by volunteers who aren't able to be on the board at all times of the day and night. Also, different mods may consider different things to be NSFW. We are only human and can't promise to be perfectly consistent about the stuff that gets linked and stuff that is left alone. If you get upset about this kind of thing, then you should probably leave the naked lady pictures alone and Photoshop kittens instead.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

pwnd

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

well b3ta is wrong

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

how?

NSFW on b3ta is not the same as NSFW on other sites nor can it be what you'd prefer it to be.
B3ta does not censor anything because if it censored one thing you'd never be able to stop and we would have no content.

All they do is ask that images that other people might consider pornographic are linked. You can even post porn, as long as you link it ans warn others.

As I said, nsfw on b3ta is not the same as other sites and I doubt it will ever change.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

so your telling me rotten.com is okay to post on b3ta?

try it...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

I would not try it

As I make it a rule to never visit the place. however there is no rule against that kind of thing. hopefully most people are grown up enough to know better. No point arguing with me is there? I didn't make the rules.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

no need to argue

i know im right

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

just like religious people

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

see

www.b3ta.com/board/8857982 for details :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

needs more fundamentalist Christian groups looking threatening

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

very true this

maybe if I have time later...;)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

is it wrong thats the first thing i thought of?

but i kept it to myself as... infact thinking about it i must have some type of morals... who knew!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

I nearly did it earlier but went a with a little more subtlety

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

I have little respect for subtlety in this case,

but woo to you.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

Election 7/11/2050

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

YES! Smudge his neck good!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

nice work on the neck

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

he's enjoying that

those eyebrows really don't suit that guy, fake spock wannabe!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

"voting for you would be illogical"

woo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Bloke who played Sylar in obviously can't act well enough to remember that Vulcans are supposed to be dispassionate and not look orgasmic whilst dispatching people shocker.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

it's not real

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

What acting?

Well obviously not.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

take his head off

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

eric morecambe is looking rough

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

cheer up old man

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

Wrong !

( Should be only one leg on his shoulder. )

TJ : Quote of the day "But Stephen Green of pressure group Christian Voice said: "Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large.""
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7681914.stm

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

whats it called when you believe that you are a god?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Gallagherism?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

my life

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

so much for christian charity

surely he should just forgive atheists?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

He obviously couldn't resist.

I quite like the Methodist's response at the bottom though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

This is the funniest thing ever*

*ever = 4000 or 400000 or 40000000000

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

Are they actually

called 'bendy-busses'? I find that funny for some reason. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

not officially

their true name is 'flammable-buses'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Is this why we keep students in them?

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

pffft if you live in london you should not fear fire!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

i do not fear fire

i fear burning

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

'Bendy-buses' - what a menacing name!

EVIL BENDING BUS! GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME OR SUFFER UN-RAISED PAVEMENTS FOR ETERNITY!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

cunt

(

Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

BIGGER!

no seriously... can you make that 300kb?
edit : dirty ninja!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

something something "usually bubble" ....dammit that song was crap

usually this, usually that, usually bubble... all i wanna do is... fert

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

hahahah

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

you get bonus points

for use of the word "fert".
it sounds like a name for a ferret pervert.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

beastality!!!!

the doggy licker!

(

sarah sarah sarah, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Flu Tattoo

Click for bigger (84KB)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

this is the perfect weight loss aid.

*bokes*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

what?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

ris?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

She's had her eyebrows tatooed on.

So she doesn't scare children if chemo makes them fall out.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

and why does anyone care?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

She's going to have to do more

than just tattoo her eyebrows.

(beemoh, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

I'm not getting any of these at all

but can her face please not be on my screen?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

adblock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

This works for this image

but next thing you know, someone else posts another with different hosting

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

SUPER SIZE. REALLY BIG TITS

Hello

big tits at school
girls with big boobs
big huge tits

Bye

(Mypemeels, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

bye

*ignore*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

Wow.

You really are a big tit. Well done.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

BEST SPAMMER

EVER!

(

weaver., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

you do seem to be some variety of fucksack

eeeeegnooooooooooaaaaar!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

got better sites

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

pot kettle ethnic.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

if i want to look at a big tit

i don't have to look far, you're right there.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

I love you/me

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

Well, we are brain twins.

I wonder.. If I crack one out, does your vision go funny?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

My vision has been perfectly fine ever since I emerged

from that blurry hole.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Maybe you should find a grammar hole too.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

I LEIK TO LOUNDRY EVERY SUNDAYS!

EDIT: Alright, I'll sort it. If only for the sake of our image.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

awesommeeehhert

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

xXxThanksxXx

lol ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

sex milk?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

I rather like this

I shall copy and paste it to my hard drives for future happinesses

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

Glad to help

unless it's doneky chareti or summut

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

I'd rather have implants.

Just to throw at people though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

i'd put them in a stocking and hit people with them

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

I'd rather have some kind of wider netting holding it so the slap was much wetter.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

you should soak it in ky jelly for extra goo

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

big tits at school?

what is the point in that? surely school porn means small tits.

If you're going to spam, give me something good to fap over you fucking cuntrot.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

Clearly it's just some kind with ADHD.

~~ADHD~~ a massive ego

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

No.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

why is there so much porn on the internet?

urgh - go away you smelly troll

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

here's an idea, fuck off

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

I'm looking for some tits.

Can anyone point me in the right direction please?

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

boobs or moobs?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

Not fussy to be honest.

It's just so hard to find tits on the internet these days... I mean... Where do you start!?

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Yeah, it's been quite hard these last few years

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

I'll try a search with some of my favourite sexy ladies...

"Christina Applegate"+"Kylie Minogue"+"Breasts"

Oh fuck.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

is that a gate made for apples or of apples or a gate on the apple to enter the appley goodiness?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

It's the gate where apples should be pushed through

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

christingle apple gate pusheree

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

look down*

*^{may contain manboobs}

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

Scrolled for an amount of time I'm not going to

admit before realising.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

oh that made me smile far too much

Thank you for making me laugh :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

My stupidity is

your pleasure :)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

have you got any nice average tits instead?

(

Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

I like this

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

you say big tits

but are you really sure you can follow through

yeah sure, some might be of unusually large mass

but when you say big, I think "ECLIPSE" motherfucker

you got that? YOU GOT BIG TITS? NO YOU AIN'T YOU DON'T EVEN GOT DINKY MOMMA TITS

YOUR TITS SO SMALL THEY MAKE WALLS JEALOUS

YOUR TITS SO SMALL THEY GO INWARDS

come back when you got a pair

ahh yeah

oh yeah, and eat a bowl of piss.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

ZAMBAHS

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

i like this.

mainly because i've got zombitis.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

it's spelled zombie tits

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

heheh

they're not zombies yet, but they're dying!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

Pfft!

I like this!

xXxJust out of interest, why do black women have such shit hair cuts all the time? I only ask this because the black woman on Jools Holland has a shit haircut and I am fond of generalisingxXx

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

racist!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

Fucking right I am!

I have absolutely no time for fucking eskimos!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

best way to get a chap on your dick though

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

hahahah

oof

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

micto

*doffs*

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

sup

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

xXxBECUASE IT'S HARD TO CUT WIRE WOOLxXx

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

thats why it burns well

you are meant to set fire to it not cut it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

you watch mythbusters, don't you?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

not really, i just know all this stuff

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

mythbusters is cool.

they blow stuff up. instant cool.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

What about hanging?

*oops*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

xXxLOLxXx

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

hahhahaha

it looks like a brilo pad

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

xXxbrilloflockofseagullsxXx

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

okay you can stop with the xxx thing now

its getting annoying

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

xXxyou'll only encourage themxXx

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

thats it

*sets fire to your fire extinguisher* ha!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

Thank fuck I have a fire-extinguisher-fire extinguisher

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

kiils all my past beliefs.

woo,though.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

I won't believe this until I see some solid proof.

woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

how much proof do you need man?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

I want to see a peer reviewed paper in a reputable journal prove it to a statistical significance of p = 0.05.

Or at least one other picture with the same kind of message as this one.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

I am likeing thises!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

But I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

can you do zombies kite surfing?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

BRAAAAAINSSSSZ

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

Another page for the graphic novel.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

I think this is your best style to date

please except this woo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

THE ADVENTURES OF FANGDUMP, THE INCONTINENT VAMPIRE BAT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

NO NO NO

THAT WAS THE OLD GRAPHIC NOVEL.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

I might start a comic.

I think Fangdump could be the next Mickey Mouse.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

Well

he could be. Not to say that he would be.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Oops.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

You fucking will be.

I still have an alpaca to post for mofaha, I keep forgetting D:

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

Well, post it then!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

I WILL, I WILL.

I need to find something to post it in though.
I'll hunt around the shops over the next few days, I'm sure I'll find a suitable recepticle in time.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

OH, OKAY.

In time for what though?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

IN TIME, OVER TIME, ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, WHATEVER. IT'S AN EXPRESSION.

DO THEY NOT FUCKING TEACH YOU KIDS ANYTHING THESE DAYS?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Yeah!

I learned some geometry today. And chem. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

I don't know what I learned today.

Something about music, it's all a blur.
Best way to learn is to ignore everything and then wing it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

Psssh.

I actually notes. But I don't study. BUT THEN I DO GOOD IN SCHOOL. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

oooohhhhh

that is bloody good, really bloody good

w/y/h

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

^_^

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

snorting cocaine?

that hat reminds me of a jelly fish
i want a jelly fish hat

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

How does it remind of a jellyfish? :D

Areille's mum knitted Arielle's hat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

is areille short for anything... i don't mean to be rude but it does sound like a brand of washing powder

have you never seen the purple stripey jelly fish? imagine that hat with two googley eyes :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Hahahahah

No. It's just a different spelling of Ariel.
Oooh, yeah. I want one too, now.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Ariel is a brand of washing powder...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Oh.

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

"ooooo" - in the same pitch as a pigeon -

is the noise i made when i saw this. lovely work!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

Thank you!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

Is the world flat

I think it is

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

It's flat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

top quality work

bit melancholy for me, but nice work

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

I know the WTC has gone

But where the fuck is LADY LIBERTY!?
I actually quite like this pic though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Hahahah

We weren't anywhere near Lady Liberty. That's more near Long Island. I think we were by the East River.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

But I see her platform.

*Charlestons*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

No, you don't.

That was a ship of some sort, but I simplified it. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

*Copperfields*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

Oh you fucker!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

In ur city, hidin ur gyant frennch bitchz

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

hahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Spazz who doesnt know New York lol!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

ooh

nice styles

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Thank you

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Whoopwhoop!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Oi!

Just because I don't have them anymore, doesn't mean you can use them willy nilly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Haha

:p
WhoopWhoopWhoop!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

I think this is your best work yet!

xXxWOOxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

xXxTHANKSxXx

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

xXxYoure welcomexXx

xXxlovesxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

xXxJEALOUSESxXx

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

xXxcuntsinthefucksxXx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

Awesome drawing :D

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

He just got back from burying your parents.

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

keith chegwin?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

lovely stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

not to sound like too much of a cunt but

thats actually quite good

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SiX and his hat, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Hahahah

thanks. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

Very nice,

but she could do with just a wee bit more boobage :)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

Thanks.

And nah.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

good style,that.

what backdrop/city is in the background?

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

New York City.

We were at the East River. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

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