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[challenge entry] too bouncy?


Edit: click for not so bouncy bigger one

Edit edit - new background - still a bit shit though
(Knutsack, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# HA ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# That was a good album by Jamiroquai
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I love jamiroqui.
there. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# HAHAHAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahhaha, that's gotta be one of the best :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I'm about to improve it.... (may take some time though)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!!11oeoneonetwo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Perfect response
imo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# oi
isn't it bedtime for you?
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Erm... maybe
I'm just sendin stuff to work

And dickin' round here, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# but does he love you?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Mother of all cunts, that boy.
Drives round my neck of the woods like he's on speed, on fire and on some sort of 'do not prosecute' register.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Buy a pushchair from a second hand shop.
Fill it with bags of flour.

Push it out in front of his car.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I want to slap him, not give him a complex.
Although the more I think about this, the better it becomes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# What? Emergency on Planet Earth?
;) Travellingwithoutmovinglols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Dixie?
I need soothing, I'm all RaRR! over silly things that don't actually matter :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# :(
Sit on my lap and whisper into my GAZ.

*strokes back of neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahah
*gets spooked*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Ooh ooh! Dylan Moran!
Think of him aaaaand relax. x
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# This morning I was disturbed as I was brushing my teeth in the mirror and observed my tits wobbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# oh thanks, now we're all disturbed..... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Yes, I am quite excited!
Had tickets booked for ages because he's performing at Buxton Opera house, I used to live in Buxton so it's cool to go back there, plus it's a tiny venue!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *running off to meeting*
If you want to 'spill', feel free - I'm a good listener (what do you expect with these ears).. be back soon x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# 'lo
you need to vote TUBA

www.b3ta.com/board/8852120


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I would like to...
a) draw attention to the attention to detail on the reflection.
b) mock your reluctance to animate the background.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# haha
a) thanks for noticing
b) challenge accepted you bugger

back in a mo
(Knutsack, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Nice reflectioneering...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# The big one is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] *applies lateral thinking*


Last one for now. Sorry for the rush of posts but I've got shedloads of w*rk on so have to condense a whole day's b3taing into a short period...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# ...jesus...
SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's a horse innit?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Dear Mr bhw
I have very much laffed out loud at the shoe thing in your profile.
May I please send it to some female friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Pfft!
I'll pommel your face in for punnage like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It's all my vault I'll admit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You're the mane culprit
/oh, oh I see
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# There are definitely parallel (bar)'s
between you and Dave the Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# He is unparalleled.
King of the ring(s)

Wipes the floor...

It's always an uneven bar when he's on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Pfft!
But he does get a good ribbon every now and then....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *forgets about pan, drops wok, and picks up huge Paella Pan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# just hope you've got enough mussels to lift it.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# you'll be in hospital saffron from some serious injuries if you start a pun war
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Grazie
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!!
FUCKINGELLYOUROLD!! 2.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SP5Wzqhjj2I/AAAAAAAABTw/F9yiGKohhsA/s1600-h/cake.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] No animals were hurt in the making ...
(oibits, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# HAHA
yes!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# What about the doing?
No animals were not shot.
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] His parents were brutally gunned down for being lame.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Woo!
I like his shoes...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# They were an afterthought.
And I was getting bored by then.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# raaaa
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Oh, now that's just cocking GRAND!
now that's just cocking GRAND!Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahah, brilliant! :D
looks like those boots are quite painful though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] challunge entry extremehorse

: /
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# haha
57.2958 degrees horse!

/maths people should get it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Nah, no-one gets it, it's too highbrow . . .
no-one gets it it's too highbrow . . .*sigh* It's a sine of the times I'm afraid


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Aye, but I think Tan would get it Cos he is pretty clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Punning is a Sin
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I'm gonna drill the joys of punning
integer one day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# you're so
negitive

here, have some pi
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# or 63.67 gradians :)
Probably.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I say! That's a bit extreme!

Don't forget to vote TUBA


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ha Ha!
if you wanted to be really film geeky it could have been Robert Duvalls head
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Because Tom Hagen visits the music manager on behalf of Frankie whatsisface
Then Moe Green gets one in the eye (bam).

Then Michael shuts the door on Annie Hall...

Part 2 - Michael wants a gaming licence so sets up the senator with a dead hooker...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *points at the geek*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# That's me
I have also read the book (the film is better)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# No way!
The book shits all over the film!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# What, even all that stuff about Sonnys girlfriend getting reconstructive
vaginal surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Well in a way, yeah.
The book just dealt with the characters so much better. I didn't like the lack of Albert Neri and Luca Brasi in the film. It felt more like you were entering their world in the books.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, I liked the book.
Luca Brasi is in the film, Solono (The Turk) stabs his hand to the bar & strangles him.

As Catatonia sang "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes, missus"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ah yes, I know he was in it.
But just not as much as in the book.

And it is Sollozo ;)

.puzo geek blog :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I know when I have been out-geeked
*walks off down the road to the sad theme tune from the incredible hulk tv show*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Very woo!
But yet another classic film I have to see in its entirety.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I've never seen it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# is it ET?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I reckon it's
'Days of Thunder'

or should that be 'Dave's of Thunder' ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I absolutely loved the book!
And finally saw the film a little while back. It was a disappointment if I am honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hmm.
Thing is, the book will always be superior to the film, so it would be a disappointment.
This is why I don't want ANY of the books that I like to be made into films. Anyone read Altered Carbon?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# This is a truism.
However, I have seen some films which were better than the books. They are very rare though....

Altered Carbon? Nope. Not really a sci-fi fan myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Fair enough.
Which films/books are they? 'course books based on films/tv are almost always drivel. Mmmmm...fan-fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I am trying to think at the moment :D
Any Stephen King book I have ever read has been wank but I have enjoyed his films....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I've only watched it once
I just found it so tedious in the middle.

And I haven't seen either of the sequels.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't bother with the third one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what's TUBA?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# nothing,
wha sa matta wit' yooo?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Obscure, but bereft of horse.

De-RIS (Disc 1) | De-RIS (Disc 2)
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# win-ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Not having a go, it's just slightly relevant.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers Forensic Gardener!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hoppy barfday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Ta Rev
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Happy happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Obrigado
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# happy b3taday Harry Bed-wound!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# danke
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# xXxOMGTHXxXx
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# d'oh!
took me a while AND i had to De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha, fucking hell that gives me the fear.
Or is it the horn, I forget these things.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I find as one gets older
the two become very similar
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Fear of the horn?
I fear what gives me the horn sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# And so the cycle repeats itself....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# There ain't nothing as satisfying as a TerrorWank™
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# TerrorWank!!!!
Right, that's my next band name sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# MEGASPANG™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I used to know somebody who had been in the fall
I think he was called "half of manchester"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Lordy!
*insta-click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ahahahah
we ♥ seamshorses
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# best of all the poorly cropped animals...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# we love seamhorses
they're not cunts
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Have one then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *hungers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I really want a burger now too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# happy b3ta day dude
*clicks candle*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Yay!
He's nicked me nan's false leg!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# FanTAStic!
You've got the legs right and everything! Presumably done over actual horsington footage?

Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I used
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/Muybridge_race_horse_gallop.jpg/360px-Muybridge_race_horse_gallop.jpg

as a reference - but I didn't work right over it.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# my anger has subsided now
Iron horse and this

woop woop!

NB anyone who wants to do an iron horse stylee there is a tootorial here for cyborging animals
www.worth1000.com/tutorial.asp?sid=161180
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# What were you angry about.
I knew Mr Iron Horse had seen the worth tutorial but I thought he had done a very good job and to mention it might steal a bit of his thunder and be unfair. Especially as it is a rare diamond sitting in an acre of dirt.;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# It was ace - really really ace
Im doing the leopard with added jets

Its the crap im fed up with (not funny or good), not this and not iron horse

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Did I bollocks!
I actually did it all by my self, ye slanderers! And didn't use the techniques in that tutorial either - Iron Horse was a pure manipulation of this image...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# So there...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
You may wanna warn people that pic is over 5meg!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Oops :S
WARNING! That picture is over 5 megs!

Sorry.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# get ye decent broadband, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I do thank you very much :D
But some people don't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I was only messing :D
I'm busy using up the company's bandwidth, so I'm in no position to advise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Don't get all
upset about it. It's a good photo manip well executed even if it is simple to warp and liquify an image into selections.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I'm only kidding...
It's not slander - it's libel when it's written down :)
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I only mentioned it
as the tutorial covers similar results if peeps wanted to get some ideas

im still learning got a days course next week, I want to get all the skills

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# if you have photoshop
then be sure to register with adobe. Not only do they have some great member only tutorials and webcasts every week they have brilliant seminars all over the country and you can get an invite as an owner of adobe products.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha, that's the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# this is excellent
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
FANTASTICLY AWESOME STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# yess!
clickerty click
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# yuah that's a winner and you know it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# it's been a long time since I was in the top 3, so let's hope so :-)
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# make him run on hot coals,
extreme him up a bit and I'm sure it's win.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I like the way the back legs are doing one thing and the front legs another.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# horses are crazy
b3ta.com/board/8865029
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *arrives late*
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Freddy the laser horse
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# 1 x laserhorse pls.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# they come in series of 100
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# 300 then
i want an ARMY
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I'll have over 9000.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# i'll have what ever the toaster is having
+1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# THEN I'LL HAVE OVER 9000 PLUS ONE.
oh shi-
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'll send the orders to my Chinese manufacturer sir's
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# best child labour this side of the hemisphere
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# pffft
nice.
A horse once knocked me over and ran up my back - I think they are all cunts.

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# then you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ^this^
I have to take a horse for a walk in a minute. and it's horrible outside, cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# My sister has two
they are both cunts
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# :D
I shall call him Mr Bleep Bleep.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# HEY FANFANS. HOW ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Today I are mostly biting the inside of my cheek
and then eating chilli lemon crisps and going ow. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I meddled with my PC. Now I need to spend my pocketmoney to fix it.
BUT I NEED MY POCKETMONEY FOR LOTS OF PINTS. OH NO. OH. NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# OH.NO.
I keep spending all my money on robots.
OH. NO.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ROBOTS. ROBOTS FOR ROBOTIC OPERATIONS. I'M BAD WITH ROBOTS BECAUSE I ALWAYS NEARLY FRY THE CPU. OH NO. OOOOH. NO.
RUH ROH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# YES.
RES.
MWAH.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# What a smashing laser
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't get more extreme than...


TEH UNISPORK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# whahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
Hahhhaapppapapappaaayyyyy B3taday you loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :) ta
5 years well spent in my book.

Not necessarily in my boss's book, but there we go.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# win
also
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I did a pfft!
Exceptional :)
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hehehe nice
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# YES
Happy candle nose.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Nicely, sir
And happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The Horse is called Molly
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# seahorse
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Probably bindun
(edson, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# do Threshers do optimisation now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *LOL*


Edit: 216K - ffs!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Please make this BIGGER
how many kittens have died today
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# A LITTLE BIT BIG THERE, KIDDO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I really want to see a decent video of this!
EDIT: Found one. And also, wow! That is large!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# wouldnt
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# FUCKING HELL I'M BLIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# any bigger and you'll alter the tidal patterns of the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I knew she was carrying a bit of extra weight but 163kb?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# But it was her "medication" *coughs bullshit coughs*
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] extreme and a horse
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# bindun.
next.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hahahah.... damn, office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I think I'd better pop out to the shops to relax for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# can you grab me a Crunchie bar and some Spaceraiders, please?
If they haven't got crunchies, I'd be happy with a Curley Whirley.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ahh, yes Curly Wurly....


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Ha.
I love comic fonts. I think newspapers and TV should all have to use comic book fonts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahah! I always wondered how they made them....
I'd imagine Wagon Wheels are just as fascinating in their production :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Can of coke and a Razzle please
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# When?!

relurks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# my bro had that album
and all their others.

luckily he developed taste in his later years.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Extreme were utter win!
*may contain lies*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# get the Funk Out was good
the rest aren't fit to lick the sack sweat from my shorts

sorry... thats foul. like my mood this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and one for you, sir...


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Hooray!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Extreme rocked!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Oh shuddering fuck....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# bindun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Needs more
Pat Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Why does the twatbadger with the guitar
hold it upside down?
Is it:
a) He think's he's Jimi Hendrix
or
b) He's a cheap-arse cunt?

answers on a postcard to the usual address.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Is it
because they've given him a lefty and he's right handed?

I'm not defending him cos he's a twat badger as you quite tightly said.

And at school no girl fancied me cos they all fancied Nuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnooooooooo!!! *scream*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# In my bile-spitting fury to post the above
I omitted to put: "cheap-arse cunt who has mistakenly bought a leftie guitar when he's right handed."

That'll learn me, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# With advanced apologies for pedantry
The Washburn Nuno Bettencourt model has a "reverse headstock" images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=washburn+nuno+bettencourt as opposed to the standard Fender stratocaster images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=fender+stratocaster

Sorry - didn't have a postcard.

EDIT: I am not championing Nuno and everyone is entitled to their opinion of him but I will not have guitars insulted :D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Last thing on my mind, sir
No disrespect to guitars at all.

That chap is a bit of a tool, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I was going to say that.
but could not be arsed for fear of being seen to moan about something else.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# just a moment...
www.b3ta.com/board/8864960
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# nuno!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I reaally am not sure where i was going with this
it was so much better in my head

I think maybe that's where it should have stayed...
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Erm....
and this is extreme how?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# exreme SEAMS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# quite so.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# YES
that's it - well spotted :)
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# And extremely pointless too....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# 83.4% of b3ta is pointless
take Dr Dyslexia for example
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# LOLINTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# extremely shit.
COMPO IT!

;)

edit:/ I think this is the herald of the intellectual giants from /talk paying us a visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I do wish I was as fucking clever and hilarious as them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# God save us all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *Breaks out the ferrero rochet and the bucks fizz*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Don't forget the Cod Roe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# typo inspired edit


quick and dirty
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# the first sign of teh b3ta apocalypse is an unending stream of bots spamming porn sites.
the second is an invasion of /talk posters on /board.

THE END IS NIGH! (or should that be NEIGH?)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# like
i said it was better in my head

not sure how it coudl be worse
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Don't worry about it fella.
effort and entertainment can sometimes outweigh execution. But not often ;)
Don't take things seriously, we have to have something a bit shabby now and again in order to retain our air of superiority ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# YEE HAWWW, GAWD DAYUM, DAT BE SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT GOIN' ON RIGHT DERE.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLO
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# bananahammock
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# HELLO. SAY SOME STUFF TO ME, BECAUSE I AM SAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hmmm.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# He needs to change that spandex.
With how much this has been used, it's going to have gone all crusty.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# He's got a matching magenta set somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I was reliably informed that the magenta one was to be used on
my days off.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Are you suggesting 'Kim The Unimpressed' needs an upgrade?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Or a hug.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I've got a picture
of a camel's hoof that will make your eyes pop. But it's a real one so best not on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I wish I lived in Bridgend
this compo is getting tedious

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Pfft!
I like how Bridgend is worse than Baghdad in your eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I dont think it's up for debate
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Aye, you're prolly right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# you've clearly never been
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# getting?
no one lives in bridgend

Skug's usually unflabbable quality control failed recently
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I want to claw out my own eyes with this biro
...and then I want to pour industrial strength bleach in the empty bleeding sockets until they are completely cleansed of all record of this image.


No offence :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well said :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
you have
ed me for the last time.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# bareback mountain was actually pretty good
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] The only one I'll do
and then it's back to lurking. Sorry all. Sorry Pasanonic.

Drawn without a source to look at either, hence why he's a bit wonky.



Oh yeah, and shitty German and post-it note. I'm just fucking full of win today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Quit lurking already. I need a hug.
ALSO I LOVE YOUR HANDWRITING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *hug* sorry, I have a pointless meeting to be busying myself with in 3 minutes.
It loves you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I WILL HAVE A BATH THEN. GIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# If it helps, I'd rather be you in your bath
than me in my office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR TWO OF ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# That's true. It is marvellous handwriting.
You don't see that level of penmanship much these days. Mine's bloody awful. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Please tell EVERYONE I work with
as they insist it's scrawl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Then they are all heathens and nonsenses.
It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hooray for NAzi animals
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Crazy horses wah!

Edit ooo get me with my candle!

Hungary revolts against soviet rule
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Oh merry day. MEEEEERRY DAY. HO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Candle. Hurray.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I like this :D
Why are you apologising to everyone? What have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# There's usually something.
I don't know, wanton and knowing misunderstanding of the context of 'extreme' I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Oh I see.
Well you have given it a useful title to explain it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Captain Wow, I want you to know, in my eyes, you can do no wrong.
Aslong as you continue to do everything right.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I don't think you need to worry.
The compo appears to just be something to do with horses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha wrong........!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# its funny and i don't even know what he's saying
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I think it's Slavic for:
Caewan is a butthound.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# HELLO, WAECAN. I AM AT A LOOSE END. TALK TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# HEY TOASTER.
I'm going back to lurking now
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :(((((((((((
GODDAMNIT TALK TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# HOW R u?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ma'am, with your Nazi-Horse
you are spoiling us.

:D

What's up petal? *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Oh you know me, once a month I turn into a stompy little bint.
Well, stompier.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *prepares lovely fluffeh things by way of a calming massage*
Well, I think you're lovely. So There.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# pffft
Neighdolf Hoofler?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Herman Gelding?
He's been entered into the Aryan Races
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'm not bald. Also: no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you love the cock of my iPhone
you just haven't realised it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# SHUSH, -=CRAZY=- WORMULUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# US GAMERS, EH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Are you attempting to mock me for being more 1337 than you on TF2
Enjoy your FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I shan't. Stop saying stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# i bet your iphone smells like poop
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# the vibrate function has worn out.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# yes
Iphones are really really gay
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# thrown off a Russian billionaire's yacht


for those of you not reading the front pages of the press :
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7681464.stm

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Pfft!
He is such a shifty cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
what an odious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha
They finally found a use for that crappy logo

also...does 500 count as a mini milestone?
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# 500?
I think we need to change the way milestones are calculated.
Maybe divide user number by posts and then work out an algorithm.
© Numb3rs (© CBS)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# good plan.
or maybe divide the total number of posts by the number of FPs to give a hummus coefficient.

In my case that is even lower than my actual number of posts.

*dissapears in a puff of logic*
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha, nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# and the more subtle version...


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# didn't notice the tree
til this version
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# The lesson to this is
Don't piss off a Rothschild.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray for boredom and caffeine


Click for bigger (147KB)

(5347, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# couldn't resist...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Oh Hai Popular Horse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# i &#9829; kliban
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I'm starting to feel like pasanonic
and not in a sexual way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# me too :(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I dont know what that means
but this compo is 1) shite 2) point 1 is related to the fact I cant think of anything original to do 3) there is no 3
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# The compo itself isn't shite
but people are just posting OMGHORSESLOL, which makes it shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that was kinda what I was saying
just badly

I shall go back to making my metal leopard with jet engines
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't get any more extreme than this...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Bigger
Took wwaaaaaaayyy too fluppin long...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Oooooh!
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# this^
fantastic :D
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# wow
that's quite special
woo
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Very clever.
well worth the effort *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# very, very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# preeee
eeetty
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# fuck, now that's nicley done!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Woo!
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# oh yes
and with added lens flare for added super duperness

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# there's the sequel sorted
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# fucking hell
that's very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# oh that's just bloody great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Oh Lord.
That's outstanding.
You are most definately *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# HO-LEEE-SHIIIIT!!!! that is outstandingly 'shopped, sir!
have an EXTREME WOO!

Edit: is b3ta suddenly grinding to a halt for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Aye, the page hasn't fully loaded for me for about
half an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# truth is...
I AM Iron Horse.


excellent
(teasus likes tea, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Baaa ba ba-da-da-da-da
ba da-da-da da-da dum-da-da
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I hear that Don Cheadle is playing him...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Top stuff!
*instaclick*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Ultra-win.
Fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# MMMmmm nice.
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Possibly the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Blimey,
Ta
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# now that's a fine piece of work
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# wow
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I think
we have a winner.

*clicks*
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# that is so good..
I think I will crack one off to it
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Totally horsesome!

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Dang.
That's very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# very
very
nice
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# You win
win at what?

everything
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Yes! Much better than mine:
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Talent
applause
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme Buckaroo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# "There's a horse... In my Cabaret suite..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
fuckin hell :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Is he making sexy time to that thing?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha
That's class!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# you dropped this....
(teasus likes tea, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *unlurks*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# HEY EVERYONE HE'S OVER HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# When the hell is he going to tire out?
OTHER PEOPLE WANT A GO TOO, YOU KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

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