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[challenge entry] A Monster election


Too too long.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# you left masking on.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Tried
to get it to jump out of the background, badly.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# nice
... did I just stroke out a bit or has there been a thread deletion?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Yep,
and I was nearly at the vinegar strokes too
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Is it ginger ale then?
I love Jack 'n' ginger!

:D

ooops wrong hole!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Permission to fuck with your heads, sirs?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# oooooh
that's very nice
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# That's giving my arse toothache.
In a good way.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# That is splendid headfuckery sir!
Woo! *click*

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Haha!

/oldie
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Oomph!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I done one of they!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# LOL!
This isn't a photoshop - it's simply what would happen if you gave an elephant Photobooth xD
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Bravo! You sir get my first b3ta post! :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# My, that's an honour.
Thank you and welcome!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# That kind of makes me feel like I've had some sort of stroke.
Still, it's cheaper than drugs. Hooray!

Have a click, Moreau.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Drugs \o/
There was an inneressin lady on Radio Bore last night saying we should legalise all drugs and build a culture where it was acceptable to take them and have referees of older/more experienced people to help you with your trip.

Obviously I put my foot through the speaker and sent her the bill.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# We're fine as we are.
If drugs were legal my ounces would probably cost me close to £200. Fuck that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# You'd know what you were getting, though.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I flip flop all the time over this issue
I can see the pros for both. I *would* know what I was getting but it's most likely be more expensive and weaker. Having said that, I wouldn't have the added bonus of possible police-catchy-recordness.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Come to Holland, it's a fucking grand life.
*tokes*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I've been and adored it.
Hoping to come back early next year, with any luck. If we make it I shall come and find you so you can be a terrible sexist in person :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# haha i'll look forward to it, i'll get my woman beating gloves warmed up and everythin!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I want to stay on the Botel this time
I've got my heart set on it. BOTEL.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I stayed opposite that place in a small place called Cafe Pollux
It was the name that sealed it although it was a dive.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I think I ate there....
it's not on Prinz Hendrikskade is it? Or however that's spelt.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah, ripped off!
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Drugs should be illegal - always
'pours g and t, takes antidepressant and lights up, starts writing on paper taken from office'

/moral code off
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Permission Granted!
Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# That's bloody fantastic!
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# It's no use, it's giraffes all the way down
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'm going to learn genetics just so I can make one of these!
top work, sir!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Loads'a legs!!
Woo to the yay!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# argh, headwrongening!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Animate it HARD!
Woo :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# LEKKERLEKKER
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# fancy that.
an all terrain giraffe
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# yaaaaay!
i like this very much. it is very wrong.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# next on nature: mammals who bud.
great stuff.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 7:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Always time for an old chestnut, no?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
what a cheerful scene!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What the hell is the source?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# This, but where the gif came from... no idea :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# is that from armstong and miller?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# By jove, this is so wonderful it's like...
Shit through a sieve.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *adds to Cenaris file*
:O
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Looks like Corination St.
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Hehehe
blur out the heads a bit
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Haha.
I love how he keeps smiling. Honey, I'm home.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] keeping it real man
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Insta-fro
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
afro wind drag
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Woohoo!
Racist.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# wehahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAIT'SFUNNYCOSHE'SBLACK
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Pool's closed
lulz.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Despite the court's ruling, the decision is made to proceed.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Say what now?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# It would appear to have been funnier in my head.
How do I put it back in my head?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# with axes!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :S
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# smows
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Eh up!
How you doing?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# i'm good
you?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Not bad, I have to make some food shortly but I can nay be arsed :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ..........erm, what?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You did filename, right?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hahahah, I have now... oh dear lordy, I think you deserve a right spanging :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Is this Little Britain USA?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# nah, this is obviously better
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# It is shit,
yes, but that is a bit harsh ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# you peeesed on my mind
... or I did yours.

Anyway - thanks.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Well you looked chilly :D
I just wanted to warm you up a wee bit ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# easy now
it's not that crap...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Steady on...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# tread softly
because you tread on my dreams
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *removes bra*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Harsh.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Don't pay attention to these slow lorises
this all makes perfect sense. Perfect. Sense.

Black haired man has killed PooMedusa, who was previously injured in a terrible balloon accident. Black haired man has been allowed by the court to do this and remove PooMedusa's flippancy gland for use by the MOD in creating harder, better, faster and stronger guinea pigs for use in the middle east.


Duh.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Wow I WAS being slow
It's so clear now!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ^ That.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# luckily I've had enough to drink at lunch for that to make sense
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# as long as none of it is Red Bull
you're going to be fine.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# nope, no red bull.
but I do feel slightly wrong, as they were overpriced cocktails with silly names and lots of ginger....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I'm never chasing the red bull again
... dabbled with it on Sunday night/Monday morning trying to stay awake at a fuck buttons gig; I WISH I'D JUST TAKEN SMACK! I think I would have felt better in the morning.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
#
Middle East Peru
NOM NOM NOM
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Eating of guinea pigs can in some extreme cases lead to massive monkeys on the floor.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Quickly! Someone post a new thread!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Steve Martin for president!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# this is very good
also - I seem to remember it being a good film.

WOO YAY
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# great stuff
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] All Hail President Ka. . .i mean Obama!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha This ^
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# You have to vote for one of them
it's a two party system
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha What???
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Site is updated - there's some funny stuff on there. Gawd bless you lovely b3tans.


www.m3essential.com/sarah/

oh, and nsfw... really...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Tis Awesome
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Have a pint of genius
great stuff
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha amazing
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# gawd bless you
and gawd bless merica
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *loads shotgun*
*eats twinkies*

*jumps in SUV*

*goes to church*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
#
/Simpsons
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# "We are merely exchanging long protein strings... if youo can think of a better way, I'd like to hear it!"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Spumpkin.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Jesus childraping CHRIST!
thank god you killed it with that pumpkin...
oh
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Scene 5: Our hero hears the voice of the lord from above
Jesus Christ: Hear me christian, this is the voice of your lord speaking
God (shouting in background): He fucked your grandaughter!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# office lols
oh yeah,
*outrage etc.*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Outrage
"Russell Brand has quit the BBC"

oh come on it wasnt That Funny.

I do however admire anyone who can retain a moral high ground while touring as a stripper with THE SATANIC SLUTS
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Morailty is a question of action rather than profession
I'm sure there's some perfectly moral strippers, burlesque dancer, hookers etc. and amoral judges, journalists, TV execs and so on and so on.

also - Morality is reletavistic, which is why rap sounds better when you drive fast.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Monty Christ in a can!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Look. at that. HAIR.
Cunty, you know I know what's best. Hair please.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# it's growing as fast as it can
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# FASTER YOU CUNTS!
I had my hair chopped last night

:(

although - it turns out the bloke who cuts my hair is up to win the Best Hairdresser In Scotland award... which is fairly nice.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that's like "best comedian in Dusseldorf"
sorry
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
(cunt)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# It just looks all lustrous.
I'm so JEALOUS.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# it is. Thick, lustrous and smells of strawberries
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Fine, shiny, smells of vanilla.
HAIRFAX.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# spermperm?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Your spunk smells of vanilla?
Shit, you're already married.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm sure if you get Mr Wow to devour a tub or two of hagen daas vanilla his will be sweet and vanillary
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# His arse'll also explode
dairy intolerant, bless him.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I have hair, not married and my spunk smells like rancid vanilla
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I can vouch for that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# What kind of hair?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Arian blonde
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Ohhhh I had a viking once
well, he looked like one. Right fucking wanker, he was.

Awwww, you're a little cutie.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# well thank you, feel free to board my ship anytime
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Blessed are the cheesemakers
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# cheese is important!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# gah! mindpissed :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The Dude?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
#
House spiders are about the size of pumkins anyway...

Have a woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Eeeek!
Squash it!

Sorry
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Would.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# arrrrgggghhhh!!!
*runs and hides*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Tonight, I will see this in my nightmares
woo for the 'shoppery and all that, but my soul is broken
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# At least it isn't another election post...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Odin be praised :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# ehehhee
hold on... edit: found it:
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Fucking hell!
*injects with cuteness*

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# awww
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# AWWWWW!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# awwww
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *helps with injection*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# God that's bright!
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# awwww :-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# THEY'RE INSIDE MY SKULL!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Awwwwww
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# terrifying!
Moving to Oz as I am, no doubt there will be several of these in my bed every night when I get there.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ooh-ooh
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# As a zoo keeper I get this ALL THE TIME
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you are Howard Moon
AICMFP
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# if you're a zoo keeper
why am I sitting on this penguin?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Because it fucking deserves it
the monochromatic little shit.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# *hands over the keys to the zoo*
Hip hop don't stop, but stop, but don't!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *beats up all the penguins*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *charges people to watch*
4. profit
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Fucking penguins
*throws bits of penguin at the crowd* any kids here today? One...two....right, kids, come here.

*rubs in bits of penguin* I hate you almost as much as I hate these black and white cunts, you little bastards *kick*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahahna wtf!?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# OMFG season 5 spoilerz!!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] STOP.....


Probably been done before.......
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ...where's the toilets?
this is lovely. Have a click.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# thanks for the tee-up, dear.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# One day, hearing it will make me need a wee
and then I'll have to hunt you down.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Yes!
You should do that whenever you need a wee.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# and then do it on your bloody head.
Give you wee aids. Damn it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I hoped you'd say that.
*wanks*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# lolwanker.
Little do you know my wee is made out of xenomorph blood and e.coli
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# aef!~
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# funkay!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# clicky.
and again. clicks.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# OBAMATIEM!
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
I wonder if Joe Biden is looking at this compo and feeling a bit left out?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# who?
actually i've no idea what he looks like.

*googles
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
Very very woo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# STOP!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# bewbz!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# bewbz time!
my fav time
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Film-noir-inspired comic
It's kinda big, so I've linked it.


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Nicely!
*waits for jeru's craig david strip*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *shamefully was already paging through photobucket*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Actually, have this instead.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# My word, that's gorgeous.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# That is lully!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Haha, look at his silly ears!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# well i bloody like this challenge
it's nice to get all the stuff into one place, in years to come people will look back and marvel at how we mocked palin and the other old bloke.
it's a historical record, it would have been wrong to have done it.

also your image is shit :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# This time next year we'll all have forgotten about Palin, and the other old bloke will be dead probably
I hope
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# exactly
and should you ever wish to reminisce you know where to find a whole host of jolly images, Riverghost and his sort would deny you of this right if they had their way, bloody fascists.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Bloody Riverghost!
New Image Challenge - Shop Riverghost. Is he or is he not Basil Fawlty...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# \o/
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# The image was frasers?:P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you added the text
therefore it is now yours and yours alone.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# FUCKING LANDMARK POST NUMBER
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT!!!

I WAS THERE MAN, I WITNESSED IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES, ALLLLLLL THE 8S, I SAW IT MAN, FOR REAL.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
*clicks*
*waits for next episode*

It really is very good...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh that's lush!
And you can clearly art!

*jealouses*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# "Damned" and "bollocks" should not be in the same person's vocabulary of swearwords.
I like film noir though I think. What is a good film noir?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Dark Passage.
The Big Sleep....


I love Lauren Bacall.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I think she might have made it up. I hope so.
Checking.
Edit: ooh, a real film with Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Fair enough.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I bloody didn't.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ghostbusters
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Agreed, but I've seen it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Charlie and the chocolate factory
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Which version?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# The hardcore anal one
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Never the latter one.
Never ever ever ever.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Classic or Neo noir?
Dead On Arrival is good classic noir. I'm not hugely versed or even fond of a lot of the neo noir stuff though.

www.archive.org/details/doa_1949
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I see no IMDB entry for Dead on Arrival
though apparently it's an alternate title for this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0078032/ is that what you meant?
...evidently not. Excellent, it's on archive.org, I saw Nosferatu that way.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Link above. (It's because it's actually called D.O.A. , but that's what it stands for so I presumed it would be listed as it)
You can download it or watch it on the tiny flash player, also if you click the Film Noir collection tag there are a fair few there too.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Try this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0042369/

*stops interjecting*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You appear to know stuff, interject away.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# For once I actually do, a bit.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Don't forget The Third Man as well, which somehow my brain doesn't catagorise as a noir film because of that jaunty zither music.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Ha!
Jaunty zither music, can't be bad. Well it could be awful, but in a good way.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Well...
What if that person is me?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Then I find your character lacks realism.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Aw bollocks...
That's a damned shame.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It is a good comic, I like the comic.
By the way.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Haha!
Thanks!

It's gonna be a weekly thing, and I can exclusively reveal that week 3 will feature a big fuck-off monster.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# mmmm
start with some Fritz Lang (M or Metropolis)
move to the Lost Weekend by Wilder, via Citizen Kane detour to I am a fugutive from a chain gang arrive at Manchurian candidate and then finally Blood Simple, Chinatown and Sin City
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I saw M, and half of Metropolis
M was bad as a movie, but sort of interesting as a historical document. It also has Peter Lorre in it a lot, running about and having his anxious, slimy, Peter Lorre face, which compensates. Metropolis ... I keep intending to finish watching because it's supposed to be good, but really, meh. Other suggestions there are all interesting, thanks.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yeah maybe work backwards
some david lynch some cohen brothers (early stuff) polanski - might be more accessible

if that fail watch porn

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Actually I find I perk up a bit when something is in black and white or technicolor.
New films make me anxious that they will contain macho bullshit, romantic comedy, explosions at regular intervals, cheesy cliches or other crappiness.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# very nice indeed
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# must have bin dun.
at some point?


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I don't know
but this is wonderful. It makes me happy.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Brian would win in a fight
Woo by the way :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# er, I don't think so.
Spike would fuck everyone up.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# This Hard!
Spike is fucking king!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Spike would be too busy bumming Scooby.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Brian carries a gun and can drive
... also he has a bank account and can purchase bullets.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# However,
he also has a drinking problem!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# so di I
what's your point?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# What point?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# My point is I am not sure
if I could trust him in a combat situation :P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I can make the shot
I'm not pished
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# My money is on Brian
so there.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# and Army training.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# does he have a gun licence?
or indeed a driver's licence? Not any more, I think you'll find.
maybe
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# 'zactly!
and he has known the touch of a woman
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Pfft!
I think so, yeah, but it is still nice :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# ARF
I guess Brian don't wanna be there.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I well fancy Brian.

THERE, I SAID IT.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
the love that dare not speak it's name... there's a bloke in Japan who's fighting your cause.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I fucking love you
people tell me I'm mental to fancy him but I don't know how THEY don't.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *CLICK*
(P.S You always post things when I have to nip off - I loved your worm :D )
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# :D I have awful timing
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ha ha :D
me too

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Probably. but not at that filesize
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha i can imagine brian getting heavily depressed by the other dogs "comedy" voices.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahah, that is a slice from the awesome cake :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Brian Sewell says "woosome"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Yea, I did it , sorry
Click for bigger

Nice though :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# haha
this is great
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ta muchly
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# poochie! \o/
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# nicely.
you've captured the same look of contempt in Brian....clicky.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] HE HAS A HARD-ON- THIS IS WHY THIS IS FUNNY
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha
YES!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Obama in lasagne?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hahah it's a snake :P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Rattlesnake pastabake?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I was going for "Snake Bake", as it's a python, but that's a much better title :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# er...
er...


Is this really cutting satire but I'm too thick to realise it?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# please explain...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# There's a snake in it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Waiter!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Never.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Manuel?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *outrages*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *outrages at outrage*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *protests*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *protests outrages at outrage at protests *
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *complains outrageously about protests*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# can you point to the snake
i can't see it :(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Bottom right
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i thought that
was a wafer or a nacho
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# It is a snake.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# thank you
*orders new glasses*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i can make out the face of jesus in that
after being hit by a truck, mind
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# snake bake
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# YES :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That's rubbish, you fail at this compo.
Sorry clansoul, you have been ejected from ever posting a compo post again.

I thought it sounded shit, eh?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Coming from the guy who posted a giraffe in a bath in a subversive compo involving clothing.
You fail :]
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# It's not clothing you arse.
Look on the compo suggestion.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Snakes in a food
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That's wonderful :]
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# oh, that is outstanding!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Top Shop!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# brilliant
never seen snakes nuts before, so a first for me. bet they drag a bit
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# compo'd?
oh right, if it's a picture for the compo you wished it was, then compo the pic?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# See here:
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# oh I see.
a b3tan says the compo should be something else, so just compo whatever you like.

I officially announce that the compo is:
"Things that have nothing to do with the actual compo compo" Feel free to compo any pic, on any subject. It doesn't matter.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# again
but didn't we do that last week?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# yes.
It's the never-ending subcompo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# If I weren't universally disliked, you would have just woo'd the image and moved on,
but as it's me and not someone like HappyToast, you're being a cunt :]

It's the politics of this place, and I don't particularly care, if they can do it, I can too :P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I don't have a problem with you, petal.
Not since you've started posting decent stuff.

I don't think they should do it either. If something isn't compo-related, I am of the opinion that it shouldn't be compo'd.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's been suggested for next week and voted on, fingers-crossed we'll have it next week.
Why fuck up this week just to be a cunt?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Nobody argued with HappyToast when he entered an elephant for the crabs challenge.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# there are crabs in it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I couldn't find the one he got FP'd.
When the elephant blows himself up with his trunk.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7829907

... was made for the "Animal Suicides" compo ;)

www.b3ta.com/challenge/animal_suicides/
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ERANU!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Aaaahhh thanks, that's why I couldn't find it.
There were some corking elephants in there, though, which nobody had a problem with :]

You can see my point, though, right?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# yes.
your point seems to be "two wrongs make a right"

That happened for that compo. It was daft, but fairly humourous.

Doing it again for another compo, when the novelty is long gone, and it's not even a good idea for a compo, is what is the problem, I think.

Anyway, tally ho.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Well yes, I agree,
but that doesn't mean I can't join in, however feebly.
I'm not being a cunt, it's just an internet forum.
A little "c" on a post should hardly make a difference.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I'm not sure what you think you're joining in with.
I haven't seen others compoing their noncompo related posts for this compo.

I don't care enough now. I'm off.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# haha this^
Just get on with it, and wait next week to see if the compo you wanted happens
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I think it's a shit idea too,
but I never said I wouldn't "enter"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Never mind that a pasta bake isn't even a piece of clothing!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Neither is a bath.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# why am i loking at a picture of your dog's dinner?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# oh good lord... that took me a little while...
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] After the election was won, the first priority was obvious...
Biraq Obama

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# arf!!
also, this may come in handy for future stuff, can't remember which lovely b3tan orig' posted it.
www.cbrd.co.uk/media/fonts/

edit/ nicely ninjad
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Ta
useful!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# i could probably find out
as i think it was to help me out
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# cheers!
*edits*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *yoinks*
thankee!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Ta.
Muchly.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I like his two-toned face, did you make that?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# a bit, but not really
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# the army are SO COOL!
my army could totally kick your arm in!

Woo some
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Fallout McCain
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# yay!
this is what we want to see
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# turd burgling
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# "I'm John McCain...
I endorse this carnage,"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# McCain For the Kill!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# heheheh!
I'm really gonna have to get Fallout tomorrow....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Have it already, can't wait to install it tonight.....
Arch...I hate work.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# it looks good doesn't it
... apparently it's full of all the same bugs as Oblivion though :(

not a problem for folks with it on PC I suppose...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# mutated bugs?
or only rad scorpions?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# groups of people all talking over each other
or bumping into each other and stuff like that...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# aww, mkay.
just shoot or let your dog take care of them ;-), Is it possible to get a pet rad scorpion, or some cool mutants as sex slaves?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# anything is possible on an infinite timeline
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yeah, but despite the bugs, i loved oblivion.....
thing is, ive still got deadspace, farcry2 and TombRaider Anniversay that I picked last weekend, and ive got no time to play any of them :P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I got the Game of teh Year Oblivion a while ago
... Shivering Isle is fun.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# just bought it- bit of a letdown after gta IV
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I've got money on him
... if he wins AND scores the first golf goal against Rangers in the world cup final I'm up £25!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I would love to see you try and make this bet in William Hill :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# :)
I wonder what Odds I'd get -- probably just a lot of ODD looks :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Pfft!
That would be my forecast ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# nice one
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# thank you sir :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# im gonna click this
only for the background and the fact that i picked it up on the way to work and now have to wait another 4 cunting hours till i get home to play it!
/hanging for fallout 3 blog
*click*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Citizen McCain
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ROSEBUD!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Rorschach?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprising resemblance
I present a pearoast for this compo

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Is it Barry Humphries?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# See this? See it?
THIS is how reposts should be done. Especially with log flumes.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ^yep
is there anything that can't be improved with the addition of flumes?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :S toilets.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Heehee :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I like that advert with the man fluming all the way home (even if it is for barclays)
what a great end to a day
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Yes!
In an ideal world everyone would flume everywhere, none of this public transport nonsense.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# there'd be at least one razor blade in that though
when i first did my lifeguard training we got warned about working in places with flumes as they tend to make the new person climb up it to check there's no razors, bits of glass, screwdrivers etc stuck in the slots, and then turn the water on when they're halfway up
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hmm :(
and I bet chavs / vagrants would wee in it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# they wee in EVERYTHING!
if it's not nailed down they'll wee in it!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Thank you Mrs T
I hope the floods in North Wales didn't get you
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# They'd have been right bastard floods if they did
seeking her out like that.

FFS, I really am trying to go for a cigarette.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Floods can be like that. Sneaky bastards
I'm off to overdose on some ISIHAC
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Probably the best thing to od on
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# That's pretty fab
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# i swear ive seen this
or am i mad


or me, i might be mad
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] bringing together both compo's
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Both?
Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Official compo and Rhyming Animal Clothing Subversion Compo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Elephants, then.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# CRABS ftw!
Traitor
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Elephants WON mofo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I know
I just wanted to argue
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Bite my shiny daffodil ass
/ac
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, BARRY!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# The second being the one we're doing
the first being the one Fraser's doing.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I think the second one sounds shit.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I think the first ones sounds 'bindun for the past few weeks'
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# It would have continued regardless.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Let's all take it ever so seriously, shall we?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I don't think "rooting for an image challenge involving photoshopping politicians into zany situations" counts as serious :P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Just...slightly sad.
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I think you should shut the fuck up.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Says the guy who has DD on ignore.
Dyslexia is win.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# NO HE ISN'T.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Wha?!???!?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Giraffe rhymes with bath.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Yes I realised what was going on after I posted
I did not know about the 2nd compo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# the obsersive and the subversive one
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Obama in Futurama!
Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Futurama woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Next - Obama in pyjamas
not sure i want to see that tho
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# the new episode last Sunday had me in tears
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# tellmeitwasgoodtellmeitwasgoodtellmeitwasgoodtellmeitwasgood
was it good?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Wait, what?
When did this happen!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I don't think there are any new episodes
but there's a series of movies, some still to be released. And available on high definition DVD, which is an odd idea for a cel-shaded animation. You get to see those areas of solid colour in extra-high detail.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Have you seen the new episode of family guy
with Blessed and his hawkmen in it?
I almost wept with joy when he said his "DIIIIIIIVE" bit :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo repo time!
I hadn't realised I'd done so many...





Click for bigger

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
#
Barankcock
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Not in a new thread, eh?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Having been hijacked...
I think that hijacking someone else's thread is rude.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
*rocks*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *hugs*
There there
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *gibbers into shoulder*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# They will have to run out eventually
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I shall go for a cigarette.
You're a lovely lady.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Aren't I though?
I'm going for toats
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# mmmm toats
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i'm going for ribena
and to talk to my goddaughter
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Not in a new thread D:
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# in other news
Them big cats are getting bloody clever
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# why
is she whipping Tony Hart
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# as lovely as they are
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Our household is betting that if The B Man gets in he'll be Ass to
the asinated shortly after. Probably by the CIA.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Did you lose this?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Troll
     
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Devon has the best river names.
Otter, Axe, Clyst, Coly, Culm, Isle, and Yarty.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *go to that happy place... go to that HAPPY place.....*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Don't repost in new threads, you flangeflamingo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

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