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so that's what's wrong with her...
*i could spend so much longer fiddling with this.. but enough is enough*
arrangedletters,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:28,
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really could do with after effects to help make stuff like this..and also to be arsed to correct the neck bit.. but i was two from the end when i noticed.. lol.
meh.. tis now beer o'clock. time to care even less.
(meh.. tis now beer o'clock. time to care even less.
arrangedletters,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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even more so if it have things floating in it
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:02,
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Two Weeks,Two Weeks
Tw-woo Wee-eeek
TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
Blurrururrrrrrarrraruuru
Get ready for a surprise!
(Tw-woo Wee-eeek
TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
Blurrururrrrrrarrraruuru
Get ready for a surprise!
P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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is that simon cowellunderneath? nicely :)
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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Corners?Benders, surely!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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that is where they are going to drill for oil Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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NO!Not I will not look at his oily, slippery, manly chest.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:23,
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will youlook at mine?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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Ginger chest hair!Maybe not.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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I can shave Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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Euew! That's even worse!Chests should be hairy,
so my Wife says.
(so my Wife says.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:28,
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fuck that.I'm all man ( so my wife says ) and even I despise chest hair. ( which is a pain in the ass seeing as I seem to get another acre every birthday )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:28,
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Me too!My hair is going back into my head and coming out everywhere else!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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So you've spotted it tooHair loss is a myth, it falls slowly due to gravity and comes out of nose, ears etc.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:34,
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I am under the impressionthat every strand missing from my head is being woven, inside my pickled brainspace, into a steel-like wire hair that keeps being pushed out of my earlobes.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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It's the nose on me!!My beard, for all intents and purposes is all nostril hair!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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New styleewith the ageing population, nose hair plaits.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:45,
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my beard has always beenwiry. I am the destroyer of foil shavers. They ( electric ) have become a waste of time unless I want to change the foil the same as I'd change a disposable razor.
If I don't shave daily ( wet ) then I have to use my remington hair clippers to get it down enough so that I can scrape it off with teflon blades.
Did I also mention that Fallout 3 is fucking ace?
(If I don't shave daily ( wet ) then I have to use my remington hair clippers to get it down enough so that I can scrape it off with teflon blades.
Did I also mention that Fallout 3 is fucking ace?
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:47,
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Fallout 3 does indeed look ace.But I have a Wii, so I cannot indulge myself.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:49,
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PC game man.consoles are for kids and students with big mouths.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:14,
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You are Desperate DanAICMFP. Might get Fallout 3 when Clear Sky has been exhausted (bastards ruined the atmosphere though).
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:49,
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I don't knowclear sky but that is in no way disparaging. If it is PC I have never heard of it and if it is console then I never will.
I will say this, despite the push on Xbox360 for Fallout there is no doubt it is a PC game and an old-fashioned one at that. This is what makes it good. If it had been developed for console it could have been very awful.
(I will say this, despite the push on Xbox360 for Fallout there is no doubt it is a PC game and an old-fashioned one at that. This is what makes it good. If it had been developed for console it could have been very awful.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:56,
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If you like old fashionedstyle PC games, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl and Clear Sky ftw.
SofC has more lonely atmosphere, both have superb graphics directly from photos of Chernobyl area. CS has UNSCRIPTED combat AI and faction wars. Worth a look (but patch them before playing).
/raves
(SofC has more lonely atmosphere, both have superb graphics directly from photos of Chernobyl area. CS has UNSCRIPTED combat AI and faction wars. Worth a look (but patch them before playing).
/raves
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:15,
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I think I took a look at Stalkera while back. Sadly too many games are coded for the market ( console ) thse days as opposed to being coded for the fan. Of course you can't make the best game ever for PC and then port it to box unless the box gets a keyboard but it's a shame for the developers that original content is discarded for commercial functionality.
I think Stalker was like that. Also I'm really not a FPS fan. and quite honestly F3 might lose me soon, I'm just a fan of the old games and think this looks beautiful on a dual GPU high end card but at the end of the day it looks like it will become a shoot-em-up with rpg character building stats. That will bore me eventually.
(I think Stalker was like that. Also I'm really not a FPS fan. and quite honestly F3 might lose me soon, I'm just a fan of the old games and think this looks beautiful on a dual GPU high end card but at the end of the day it looks like it will become a shoot-em-up with rpg character building stats. That will bore me eventually.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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Yep 'tisbasically a fps with clever AI and some rpg elements, I liked the realism though. Not easy though, weapons are realistically inaccurate/jam/wear etc. and terrain is nice.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:31,
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Not from my mouth!!!what am I saying!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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............................
...........................*fwap*
(...........................*fwap*
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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Well, DO NOT WANT!, as they say in the trade
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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sorry antonym, had to be done
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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Take off this show!Forget "Brandgate" this show is far worser!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:11,
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I feel like a recluse.I have no idea what this is.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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^ThisI am a recluse, I have an excuse, so please no obtuse abuse.
*cringes*
(*cringes*
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:20,
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I had to look upsomething called dead set? recently. B3ta was going mad about it. I'm not one for a lot of cultural references so I looked it up and saw something to do with Big Brother. I wonder how many of the people here actually function in real life if they consider that crap 'entertainment'
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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That's difficultdefining 'function' and 'real life' often flummoxes me. I tried being honest and thoughtful, doesn't seem to work.
Normal is the average behaviour set, if millions gawp at the dumbly narcissistic then that is normal and real.
/depressed therapist blog
(Normal is the average behaviour set, if millions gawp at the dumbly narcissistic then that is normal and real.
/depressed therapist blog
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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just get a certificate from thearmy that mentions the term 'psychotic' a number of times. It worked for me and I'm quite happy. ( and I don't even have a twitch ).
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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Be careful with the medsor you will have a twitch, most doctors have no concept of how strong they are. I've been avoiding the DLA/certificate thing.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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good ole fashioned reality by consensusit'll be the death of us all :)
( arrangedletters,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:49,
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It wasn't strictly about Big Borther.It was a Zombie series that took Big Brother as a base....
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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it's set in the big brother environmentbut not technically to do with it. It is fairly critical of it in a lovely satirical way :). written by Charlie Brooker.. who did the wonderful show screenwipe and co wrote nathan barley with Chris Morris. *screenwipe is all on youtube.. and is very muchly worth watching if you haven't already*
( arrangedletters,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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oh right.Brooker.
The students favourite. I was right to avoid it.
(The students favourite. I was right to avoid it.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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It WAS about a zombie apocalypse that took place on Big Brother eviction night.You don't have to watch BB to enjoy it.
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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the american version is much more entertainingthey don't use "celebs" as contestants and the taunting the teams do against each other is quite funny, especially when they fuckup their wall
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:02,
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I apologise in advance for a bad joke.Naaah do I eck as like!!!
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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5001!
Colonel Santiago, Boss Keloid, and Me. I think the arm belongs to Completely Underwhelmed, and Warmfuzzyfeeling took the photo...Thanks to everyone!
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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YOU HAVE BROKE THE RULES!NUDITY IS A RULE!
Edit: YOu also need beating for drinking Kopparberg ;)
(Edit: YOu also need beating for drinking Kopparberg ;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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well, I couldn't very well get naked in Fab Cafe, could I? Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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Of course you could! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:02,
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Stanboooooo, Stanbo! Da da da da da da!Watched all of B & B yet?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:03,
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Not yet.I've been to work.
I've nearly done disc one though.
(I've nearly done disc one though.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:09,
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Really?What a shithole!
That serves you right for being in Preston and not somewhere cool in Lancashire like Accrington or Oswaldtwistle!
(That serves you right for being in Preston and not somewhere cool in Lancashire like Accrington or Oswaldtwistle!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:02,
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That was in Manchesterat the bash last night. I did use to work in ozzie though...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:05,
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they wouldnt let me back in the forum in preston on fridaythe twatty doorman didnt like the way i looked
"I wouldnt have let people like you in anyway"
He only let me in coz i was working there ffs, but obviously took offense to my gothy shirt/waistcoat/long coat ensamble. Imagine, looking a bit gothy on Halloween O.o
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:18,
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"I wouldnt have let people like you in anyway"
He only let me in coz i was working there ffs, but obviously took offense to my gothy shirt/waistcoat/long coat ensamble. Imagine, looking a bit gothy on Halloween O.o
I wondered what that was all about!Must've happened after I left. Did you stay long?
(
t0ria has forgotten how this all works,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:08,
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Far too longIt was a good night though
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:23,
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Yay I'm useful!/zoidberg
For future bash reference, Lancaster officially has the best pubs. (And not just coz I am in them). And you can probably get away with nakedudity in some of them.
(For future bash reference, Lancaster officially has the best pubs. (And not just coz I am in them). And you can probably get away with nakedudity in some of them.
warmfuzzies Isn't here,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:13,
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Lancaster Bash!Or a Preston bash!
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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Lancaster bash!how many lankyasster B3tans are there?
Preston bash also (but please not the fucking forum).
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:20,
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Preston bash also (but please not the fucking forum).
Well there's me.Half an hour away actually, but my local is in Lancaster :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:39,
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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fucking hell.I know they are a particularly foul place to be but that looks to be one of the more vile student bars ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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Ah, there we go.Congrats on being over 11.4 times more addicted than me! Also, woo for The North!
( the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:58,
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work in progress, I've swapped over to using Painter X instead of psp9
Click for bigger (21KB)
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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Very nice!You can have this :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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hahahais that from horton hires a whore
also the pic i used as a background to draw on, was a pron pic
(also the pic i used as a background to draw on, was a pron pic
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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Arf!*awaits Vivid to release this*
Aye, it is. I only have a couple of films on my laptop at the moment and they all seem to be my nephews :D
(Aye, it is. I only have a couple of films on my laptop at the moment and they all seem to be my nephews :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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NooooooI'm all for creativity but WIP in a new thread is as bad as a repost. Because we'll see it again and again ( and more than again from a few posters )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:19,
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i've only got to do the backgroundso one more post :P
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:21,
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I'll just give you theprofile badge now then ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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stop trying to come on to mei will only bum fuck for Stephen Fry
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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^ motherfuckin' THISReally, b3ta has become a place to post all kinds of stuff that are WIP?
Amaze us more when it's done!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:35,
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Watch this space
edit #2: motion blur+contrast+hue+more noise = better
I'm not happy at all with the image and I'd appreciate it if someone could advise. I'm using Paint.net (for simplicity)and adding blur/noise altering contrast/hue etc. isn't helping.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:32,
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he shot himself from the grassy knoll Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:33,
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You missed this from your post. :)/red dwarf blog
(
Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:35,
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I think it looks finethe only really noticeable thing is the difference in lighting between the two
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:34,
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maybe lighten obama a bit...... more.
Do you have a blur tool that can do it horizontal only?
(Do you have a blur tool that can do it horizontal only?
bnt what, me worry?,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:37,
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Don't think sobut might experiment with blurring specific areas.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:40,
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don't know that program...... but a search of their forum seems to suggest there's a Motion Blur function that might do it.
PS: Woo!
(PS: Woo!
bnt what, me worry?,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:42,
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Yes of courseits' directional, ta.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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YeahI tried (failed) to find the combination of pose and lighting. Kennedy in the original is quite washed out by the bright sun but trying to do that with Obama didn't seem to work.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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you could tryCtrl + l mess with the levels, push the sliders about and whiten things a bit.
i only just discovered this in tattyshop and have been using it a fair bit of late to pale up that palin woman.
one thing i did do as well was duplicate the layer and work on the top one of the two, then i could erase the lightened hair/eyes/lips to reveal the unlightened ones below. long winded but it works.
(i only just discovered this in tattyshop and have been using it a fair bit of late to pale up that palin woman.
one thing i did do as well was duplicate the layer and work on the top one of the two, then i could erase the lightened hair/eyes/lips to reveal the unlightened ones below. long winded but it works.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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TaAlways useful to get other opinions, frustrating when I can see it is wrong.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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i've just been trying to do it in paint.neti only ever use it to resize stuff, my default edit thing, can't remember how or if you can alter the eraser strength, definitely lightens things up though.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:08,
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I'll lookbut I suppose multiple layers of different opacity might help.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:16,
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I'd play around the with the levels a little, the grain seems good.So i'd just soften up the edges a little make them less aliased.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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Couple of px of feathering around the selection maybe?If it lets you...
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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i don't think it will let youi can't find it.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:10,
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nicely editednow decrease the saturation a bit, add some noise and you have a winner
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:36,
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DoneI'll get the hang of this eventually.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:05,
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EWcomics #32
And before you ask, yes, he enjoyed having it in there.
Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:12,
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Ha ha ha!I thought that was a front elevation of the victim there :D
Woo!
(Woo!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:13,
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HahahaThats delightfully bonkers.
More importantly, who lit the hotdog dynamite? Such a storyline should be written into your next comic!
(More importantly, who lit the hotdog dynamite? Such a storyline should be written into your next comic!
stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:13,
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I knew that would get you all excited ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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i thought...... it was Racer X, but with brushes?
( bnt what, me worry?,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:09,
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Lo Earl :DI will gaz you with the links in a minute for the film grab stuff :D
Have my new fail pic in the interim :D
(Have my new fail pic in the interim :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:13,
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It is a cracker!I have been watching quite a lot of foreign films recently, so consider yourself lucky I chose Belleville Rendezvous and not Baise Moi :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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Typical ;)Nah, but one of them was Baise Moi, which is French for Rape Me....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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German lederhosen pron then. With Brockwerst?Yeah I've heard of that film.
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:44,
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Silly Anders!Baise Moi is clearly French!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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Ahhhhh*all becomes clear*
I was thinking of the other film by the same name....
*cough* bollocks
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:40,
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I was thinking of the other film by the same name....
*cough* bollocks
This fits them nicely in the twisted underpinnings of my mindWOO!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:09,
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As a change from US politics...
Good old socialism for the rich
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:09,
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She wants to eat you. Well. make a start anyway.
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:50,
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Go on then.She will make you cut your own face off though.
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:55,
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Well I have always wanted to be just like Ray Liotta.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:59,
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Ha ha ha!Are we doing celebs on animals now then?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:13,
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she looks really bummed-out about having to take sarah out for walkies PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:10,
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And sarah looks a bit worried.Almost like she has just seen the video of her owner wanking off the pig :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:11,
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how are you doing the gifs from films? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:08,
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Pfft!I have been around long enough to not be bothered by all of this :D
When you have been around longer, you will realise that this is the main joy of b3ta :D
(When you have been around longer, you will realise that this is the main joy of b3ta :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:27,
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at least it's not the"Fuck off you troll" speech he's been giving more out of lately :P
( arrangedletters,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:32,
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Oi.That was only for people who were quite clearly trolls :P
You know full well I am not a horrible ;)
(You know full well I am not a horrible ;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:35,
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no one could be classed as horribleafter the dance you gave.. speaking of which.. my cockshowing is drawing ever nearer. :(
( arrangedletters,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:40,
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Ha ha ha!Naked chicken dance ftw! :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:10,
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Tag it sir(unless I've missed the tag somewhere, it needs to be done)
Edit: did you just change that or have I suddenly spotted the tag?!
(Edit: did you just change that or have I suddenly spotted the tag?!
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:55,
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I added it and then saw your message.There's also a secret one embossed on the mask somewhere now.
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:09,
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woo..yay..nicely shopped..
original idea...
/so sick of this compo, and it's just sunday blog
edit: good job though..
(original idea...
/so sick of this compo, and it's just sunday blog
edit: good job though..
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:51,
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She can start with the contents of my bladder :) i do believe i've just had a stroke of genius here; www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post293001
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:00,
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How was the gig?Edit: bored now. I hope it was excellent, know it probably was, and I'm going to wander off and play.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:01,
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..I'll eat his wolf's liver with some Herr's Baked Beansand a fine 6-pack.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:58,
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how are you doing the gifs from films? Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:44,
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how are you doing the gifs from films? Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:45,
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I didn't want to know anywayI HATE YOU
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:47,
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I don't reallyI just like getting all shouty, it would have been funnier if you'd seen Dylan Moran with us the other night. He makes me laugh lots.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:48,
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Oh yeah.How awesome was he?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:49,
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VERYSorry, that wasn't very descriptive was it?
VERY VERY VERY
I HATE BOATS, I LIKE GRAVY
(VERY VERY VERY
I HATE BOATS, I LIKE GRAVY
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:50,
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how are you doing the gifs from films? Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:47,
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how are you doing the gifs from films? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:46,
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WITH WOMBLES AND LOT OF KEROSENE! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:48,
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how are you doing the magnets from magnets? NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:48,
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WITH THANKS TO JESSICA FLETCHER FROM MEGNETS SHE WROTE! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:49,
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IMagine if someone inventeda 50ft Lime Magnet on Stilts!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:06,
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THANKS TO THE POWER OF BENJAMIN NETENYAHU! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:50,
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very nicemy eye sight has gone like that some times
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:44,
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yepbur with some added black blobs running about the place
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:47,
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...which I believe have the unfortunate name "floaters".Apparently if you have that symptom and you also see sudden flashes of light, you should see an ophthalmologist straight away. I think it's a sign of a detached retina or something.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:51,
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smoking some super skunkdon't get it now i've stopped smoking it
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:05,
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If this was an episode of Houseright about now you'd suffer a massive relapse, plus a puzzling new symptom.
I'll tell you this much, it's not Lupus.
(I'll tell you this much, it's not Lupus.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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It's incredibly worrying and yet somehow comfortingthat b3ta is quite so helpful. As long as you don't need it to be, obviously.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:53,
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wow!very nicelovely stuff-is it freehand or techniques involved?
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:03,
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Both in this case, sort of.The vectors were smoothed versions of rough freehand drawings. Then I just broke up the fills and strokes and messed around with the layers. I retouched individual layers near the end of the process to smooth out some of the transitions and to bring out some of the details that I liked.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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do you have a bigger version of this?it's fucking beautiful.
you should try photoshopping some of david barnes' work.
barnzstuff.com/fineart
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:58,
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you should try photoshopping some of david barnes' work.
barnzstuff.com/fineart
Did did you you get get your your microphone microphone back back? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:50,
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When that first loadedit looked like his tongue was slightly vibrating because I wasn't looking directly at it.
I think I'm still tired.
(I think I'm still tired.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:35,
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HahahahahaI'm going to write to him after the election and thank him for making that face. It's brought me a lot of please over the past few weeks.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:39,
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nice one god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:41,
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I can't decideif that's near the Paloma dock at Salford quays or near the Canning half-tide dock at Albert Dock. Or neither.
I'm sticking my neck out at Liverpool.
(I'm sticking my neck out at Liverpool.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:55,
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Colouring in a friend.
My friend sent me a self portrait, so I coloured it in, not very amusing I know, but I do think she is actually quite good.
I am too hung over to do any of my own stuff today
That is acewish i was that good.
what art program did you use?
(what art program did you use?
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:32,
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ahcan't get to grips with photoshop.
I use paint shop pro 9 with a wacom, just need to practise
(I use paint shop pro 9 with a wacom, just need to practise
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:34,
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Photoshop isawkward and difficult to paint with. It's not at all impossible but the tools are not designed for it and it just makes the process that much longer than specific tools like Painter X ( which is just about as good as it gets and the comic industry standard )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:02,
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Colouring a FIEND!Nah jk
Woo!
(Woo!
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:32,
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does that mean that you were "inside" your friendwhile coloring?
that requires quite a hand
(that requires quite a hand
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:36,
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i go over the lines when i'm soberwell done on your expert crayonmanship
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:42,
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This is why itis imperative to have a 'flats' layer. All comic book renderers and illustrators ( professionals that is ) do it that way. get your flats layer then you have a layer that acts as an instant selection layer for all parts of the image. And when you have a selection it acts like an old fashioned frisket so that you never render outside the lines.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:00,
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thanks for thatit was a lame attempt at humour, i've never tried colouring anything in my life and i don't understand a word you said, i'll leave that to you arty types. i'm strictly cut and paste, it's all my limited intelligence and memory will allow me to do. that said i am going to make an effort to find out what all that layer mask business is about as i have a feeling it may be handy and it seems to get mentioned a lot.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:13,
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hehe. Iadded a wink when I wrote it, but after reading back I decided it was a bit of a serious attempt to describe it so I took it out. But I did spot you were having a laugh.
Yeah, you should learn about using layer masks. It makes certain jobs much easier. The planet thing I did in Summer uses quite a few ( and was painted in photoshop for a change )
I don't use quick masks a lot but they can be useful.
I have been meaning to write some tutorials for some time and must get on with that. Often it has nothing to do with skill or talent and just requires people sharing knowledge and technique to get great effects.
( I'm all for sharing, saying "I can do this and you can't so I'm super" is just pathetic )
edit. For anyone interested but confused, this will explain flats.
www.robertocampus.com/2007/06/photoshop-tutorial-wonder-woman-pin-up-digital-painting/
(Yeah, you should learn about using layer masks. It makes certain jobs much easier. The planet thing I did in Summer uses quite a few ( and was painted in photoshop for a change )
I don't use quick masks a lot but they can be useful.
I have been meaning to write some tutorials for some time and must get on with that. Often it has nothing to do with skill or talent and just requires people sharing knowledge and technique to get great effects.
( I'm all for sharing, saying "I can do this and you can't so I'm super" is just pathetic )
edit. For anyone interested but confused, this will explain flats.
www.robertocampus.com/2007/06/photoshop-tutorial-wonder-woman-pin-up-digital-painting/
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:19,
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pink?!?!?!CDC is not pink!!
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:37,
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because Obama is more pink looking than matte black
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:36,
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I'm kinda missing the chicken and watermelon references hereand maybe a bit of grafitti
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:23,
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Well there's one thing you won't like private snowballThey don't serve watermelon and fried chicken in my messhall
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:25,
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I watched'Tropic Thunder' last night ( it was a bit shit ) but Robert Downey Jr. portraying an actor 'deep' in method and character acting was absolutely brilliant as a stereotypical 'Chicken George'.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:27,
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I believe I've seen that onecan't remember much of it though
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:31,
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I love Robert Downey JrHe makes me tingle
Edit: Can I come around and look through your dvds? you keep posting that you're going to watch things I want to. All I need is an hour alone with them, I can provide my own blank dvds and laptop ;)
(Edit: Can I come around and look through your dvds? you keep posting that you're going to watch things I want to. All I need is an hour alone with them, I can provide my own blank dvds and laptop ;)
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:34,
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hehe.You nawty girl.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:52,
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It wasn't a no*packs car*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:54,
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There is nothing I havethat you can't download from the comfort of your own armchair.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:56,
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Yes there isI've never once managed to successfully download a film TRUFAX
I'd make some joke about obviously being dumb, but I'm sure you'll have down the legwork yourself by now.
(I'd make some joke about obviously being dumb, but I'm sure you'll have down the legwork yourself by now.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:59,
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There will be info in your boxsome time later but right now I have a lamb joint to attend to and then I need to get some fallout 3 glee.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:04,
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I take my parents out for dinner for their wedding anniversaryand my mum makes a joke about what Germany coffee would be called 'Mein kampf' as in camp coffee
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:23,
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This is the effect I was aiming for.Also, there's a piece of food stuck to the side of your mouth.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:14,
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Wasn't there an Edward "Edward Scissorhands"hands? The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:25,
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That's both what Willis and I were talking about! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:35,
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Thatis great :)
(
bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:59,
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Ha ha ha!You loon :D
Have this :D
(Have this :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:14,
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Yeah.I have finally discovered an easy way to clip films to gifs :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:18,
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Ha ha ha!Well that could be a bit risque ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:23,
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How do Medi?Made it home yet?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:19,
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So, dude, like he's like scissors, cutting the country apart, dude. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:17,
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You are all so paper to him mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:19,
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No way, man! I'm rock! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:27,
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like it! :)
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:07,
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Arf!I laughed like a loon at the wonderful stupidity of that show last night
(,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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BLOOSEXPLOSION!
Self portrait.
Bell bottoms, bell bottoms, bell bottoms. Sho-nuff.
Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:47,
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Funky Gibbon (orangutan actually but nvm)wooyay
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:48,
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talking of funky . . .My mum's 64 tomorrow and TLH and I are going to be playing her a Beatles classic before lunch today!
Lennon and McCartney's 'You're over the cocking hill love!'
(Lennon and McCartney's 'You're over the cocking hill love!'
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:02,
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Also . . .Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:06,
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Me too! Our Jazz band plays King of the Swingers . . .
EDIT: GOD BLESS Cr3ative!
(EDIT: GOD BLESS Cr3ative!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:03,
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Yeeeaaaahhey talkin' 'bout the bluez mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:54,
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THAT was the title I was trying to think up!Nice one.
BLOOSEXPLOSION!
(BLOOSEXPLOSION!
Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:17,
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Ha ha ha!His mouth is making me laugh hella lot :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:19,
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