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[challenge entry] Sorry if bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# haha
this should win if there is justice in the world... or unless it has bindun.

but this is woofully done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# there is a resemblance
in a funny kind of a way...

edit - and woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ahahaha
Time For a Trap
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahahah! We can't repel hummus of that magnitued!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# :D
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Concentrate all firepower on the elections!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaa

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Tourist trap?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# just a trap really
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# that made me pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahah
FP this!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# splendid!
*click*
(poikes Bored sig, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I think the driver might be a republican...

They're a pretty confused bunch
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hahhahahahhhaaaaaaaahhhahhhhhhhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# haha
yep life is precious unless you can point a gun at it in "self defence" or just for shits and giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I know...
"pro-life" - ha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *click*
I like it
(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I like this very much
*clicked
(londoner, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
How it would joy me to be in a large tank behind this car
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *psst* TJ: First actual run at the 'Lair'

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Oh my LIFE
that makes me want to sneak around it with some weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# *Rugby-Tackle Hugs*
*mwah* *mwah* *mwah* *mwah*
Hello Lovely!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Heehee, morning sweetie!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Nice and quiet here this morning.
So, feet up, drinking excellent Latte, and enjoying a french patisseries.
That'll do. :D

*massages Wow's shoulders*

So, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *climbs on desk and colours in memo*
I'm really very bored, and my dress itches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *offers nice pre-warmed fluffy dressing gown*
here you go, perfect for snoozing in.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# :D Marvellous.
Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hmmm.
Was on 'Family Duty' so not superb, but it all came out good in the end.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Ahhh, well that's something at least.
I was also on family duty of sorts, it being my mum's birthday. I fed her food, and she seemed pleased. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# WOO to you!
That be looking lully you smasher you ;-) Stunning lighting sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# wowsers!
ace stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# good lord, that's a bit outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Yahoo!

(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# who dat?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Issa me.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# A Mario!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# :D cheers love
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# :) Hello, sweetpea. How are you this day?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# tiiiiiiiiired
but impeccably dressed, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Pretty cardigan?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Dress. Grey and wooly. Itchy but gorgeous.
Also, since you (didn't) ask, brown leather boots, grey tights, brown leather belt and pearl necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Well doesn't that just sound pretty as a picture.
*tickles chin* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# \o/ I have meetings today
so I have to dress accordingly. Otherwise I'll be judged.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# If yoo got eet flawwnt eet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# It's more 'look professional and they might not notice that we've cocked up'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Eeee, sneaky.
I've got to pop into work for a bit, so ta tar! *squeeze*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# PEARL NECKLACE FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Itsa me! Ted Stevens!
... the internet is made of tubes? Mario has tubes?... I thought the amount of posts below was conversation relating to my impeccable humour skills.

Apparently not.
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# A particularly eggy tart.

/boredinworkblog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# She's a tart!!!
woo and Happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# SORRY FOR THE LACK OF IMAGE BUT I HAVE AN EMERGENCY MESSAGE FROM JAHLED
"www3.barnesy.org has gone, making b3ta unreachable for all the b3tans who normally have b3ta blocked by work."

Our kith and kin are lost in cyberspace, anyone got any idea how to help them?


*dons flameproof shielding just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# jelly.b3ta
jelly.b3ta.com/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Bingo bango! I'll let him know
now how do we get word to other people who can't see us?

Anyone who knows anyone who uses Barnsey, let them know about Jelly if they didn't already, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# conundrum!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I've got a 8 letter word
"sloblock"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# sky writing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# bomb dogs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I'll post it in the bunker if it helps!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# that one doesn't do the job on my workfilter
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# im not sure if it would work in all cases as it still contains b3ta in the domain name
which could be used as a filter. at least it should have a different ip
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# just typing in the IP address doesn't work either.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Yeah, Jahled says the same :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Not a clue, but oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Erm.... I wish I was technical. Cr3 about? He's all clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# There is another mirror. BUT I FORGOT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Isn't there a jelly proxy or someting?
Remember seeing sthng last week...?

Or I could just have been delirious. Either's possible.

PS hello new person please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I discovered this about 12 hours ago.
Barnesy was nice for letting people use his thing. Apparently it was never meant to be available to other people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
#
barnesy.org/b3ta/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# www.unblockjesus.com
Works for me a treat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *readys flamethrower*
FFFWWWWOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH!


:D

other than jelly.b3ta, I really don't know... sorry :(

edit: ah, already mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# http://207.44.242.20/board/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i figured. i stumbled across this place which has a fucking lovely URL.
www.bighairymanchild.co.uk/board/

not sure who's responsible though...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Oops
Sorry for pulling the plug on people - I'd not realised how much use it was getting and wasn't too keen on the way it made it look like I was doing something cleverer than pointing a subdomain at the b3ta ip address.

There's been a bit of talk about it here, hopefully with an answer from cr3 that gives people the same sort of answer: barnesy.org/b3ta/

Edit - I didn't pull the plug because it was getting used by the way, I did that because I'm dumping my hosting account so have pointed the whole domain at wordpress.com so can't split it up any more.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# can't remember if i ever showed ya this:


It was suggested after i made this:


ALSO: cheers for the use of the URL for so long, no worries about pulling it man, it your prerogative. i'm now looking at all this stuff through a www.bighairymanchild.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# thanks for the service though :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ^that big time
life moves on, so thanks for the hosting all this time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I tried saying thanks over there but my internet died
so thanks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *salutes the noble work of a good man*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
#
b3ta.isbaronessonheat.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
www.bighairymanchild.co.uk/board/8898098
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I WILL rule...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Obanana approves!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D
I feel very happy that he will be losing the election tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hahha, top 'shop as always ninj!
Needs palin as fat-bastard now :D

edit: ooooh, naughty ninj! peaing in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Nice one ninj!
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Mornin Barb!
How ya doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# there is no need to repost this in a new thread
we've seen it already
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# faq says no
www.b3ta.com/board/8883359
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Bindun or repost?

YOU DECIDE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I've seen this before!
Or someone else has shopped this just as well!

Edit: Oh ..... and I unblocked b3ta2 to see that too :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# BBC paycuts hitting all departments :p

All worship the candle :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Nuts to that.
Seamless
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# haha
at least X Factor is better than that Unsigned thingy on T4 - fuck me, they were awful

also: grapply b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Oh god, there's more of it?
The worst one I saw was the Welsh equivalent, I think it was "Right up your street", hosted by Wales's very own cunt Owen Money. All these singers they found on the street and dragging them into these auditions. Me ex-girlfriend was on there one week, I pissed meself laughing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Yay!
Happy Jeccy Day!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hahahahah! :D
happapappapapy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *worships candle*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# who?

happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Thumb
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Is it possible to buy thumbscarves anywhere?
Google says no, maybe this is a WINNING IDEA.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE RICH, BOVINE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# These are excellent!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I HAVE A POSITIVE MESSAGE FOR ALL OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# that's just annoying
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# *headache inducing image alert!* :D
'ningles everyone! Ahhh, the start of a new week!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# but how can you trust whats healthy
there are so many conflicting messages. if only there was a traffic light colour system on my food to tell me what is o.k to eat and what is not.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I think it's more about the energy balance.
You know, make sure you expend the energy that you consume.

PORTION SIZES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# if you expend more than you consume you would die
i think i trust _felix on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# That depends on how much fat you have to burn.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# somewhere between being able to climb a fairly steep hill
and enough reserves to survive the winter.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Green smarties: healthy.
Red smarties: terribly bad.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I remember being told in ceramics class as a kid
that if I wanted to serve food in one of my bowls I couldn't use a red glaze.

The red glaze had arsenic in it. Apparently there are no red-glazed bowls in the world, or in the history of mankind. Maybe painted, but not glazed.

I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU (THE READER) ACHIEVE GOOD HEALTH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# you can remember this valuable tip with the rhyme
no red ceramic glaze at any time of the day on a bowl; shepherds delight,
some red ceramic glaze at any time of the day on a bowl; shepherds arsenic poisoning


come to think of it. that doesn't rhyme at all.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# It's still a valuable tip, even for shepherds.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Bogeys: great
Tomatoes: AVOID
Oranges: meh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I have vomit in my nose now*




*also down my front.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# IS IT THAT ADBLOCK IS WORKING?
:P

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Is this animation really so bad?
I'm sorry if I caused anything beyond fuzzy eyes for anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# It's not the worst I've seen
Flashing images of any kind attract the attention of my bosses more than the constant bashing of the keyboard.
I am prone to headaches but you'd need more colour to do that.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# YOU GAVE MY BRAIN CANCER
AND MY PRIVATES HERPES

And pubic lice, but I don't mind them, they give me a midnight snack.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# let them eat your genital warts first
then they're more succulent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Good call
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
fuck yeah I'm feeling fucking vigorous right about now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:58, archived)
# 3rd Nov - Up with the partridge


Send me more suggestions please. Also, if you want company or individual christmas cards done, please email me - [email protected].
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# i love it
how did you do the sky ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(What?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:00, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
#
Lady luck couldn't wish you more luck than I
So take a jump and steal your piece of sky

That is how you do the sky. That is how I do it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# simple enough question
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# ^ this
Very good.

I usually miss your stuff, can i have a link to your blog please?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:59, archived)
# Shit just seen your sig, silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:00, archived)
# er.. up a few inches to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)
# About half an inch above. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Circles baby
circles
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# that is lovely for a monday morn!
'nings all!!
whats happened to barnesy does anyone know?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)
# ? & 'ningles.
EDIT: Ah with ya, i thought you meant a username:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# arf!
no, just the b3ta backdoor.
it seems to have died.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# He's stopped it. From what I've read it wasn't meant to be a public thing anyway.
I can only be grateful for the time it was around.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# You've been up b3ta's backdoor many a time:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# AHAAAAAA!!
Woo and Merry New-weekmas to one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# that's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# "An easy one to start you off...."
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Roonie will never get through that!

NING BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:32, archived)
# ning wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:38, archived)
# tv, it brings so much into our lives that is incomprehensible.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:44, archived)
# What I want to know is
how is that tiny piece of red wall held up?

Also, woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# Science
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# fake tan
tbh, this isn't Takeshi's Castle.

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:02, archived)
# woah
wasn't expecting the candle :)

BEHOLD B3TA, IT BE JECCY DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# happy jeccy day then
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Happy candleday matey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Happy 'Tard Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# How is the part in his arm staying there?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Now I can see why her real name is Bob...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:04, archived)
# hhahahaha. this is a funny picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i checked the records
and you really are a doctor o_O
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:36, archived)
# and a cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
# cuntass is my dream.
this and lube
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6222534
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)
# i see.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I've just been catching up on b3ta current events, what with barnesy no longer working as a proxy.
FUCKING HELL, PLEASE TELL ME PASANONIC GOT STEPPED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
# no body will do anything..
what can you do to him..?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Well, he put out some empty threat about paying for a flight
I took him up on the offer but things have gone all quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:45, archived)
# the problem is
he's getting exactly the attention he looks for..
if nobody would answer him at all, and just ignore him, he would go away.

but he likes the action.. so it's really b3ta's fault
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:47, archived)
# I dunno if he got stepped or not.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:48, archived)
# hi k3b/-\b!
*pets head*

did the big bully was mean to you again? :(
i will go speak to his parents!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# haha, pasa had a hissy fit (with a reasonable principle behind it)
i dunno what to think of it to be honest, it's not that i really care what happens...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:51, archived)
# what can happen?
this is the fucking internet

"stfu MAIOF!! people die!!! people on the internet DIEEE!!"
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:53, archived)
# I dunno but he's threatened legal action about people posting spack images so it's pretty serious fucking business
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:55, archived)
# apparently he and redsushi had a phone conversation today
that's the extent of what i know
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)
# yeah, i read the same thing down there V
:)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)
# SHIT IS GETTING SERIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:01, archived)
# u n00b maiof!! u dnt care wut happens on INTERNETS!!!
lol go bk to ur LIFE!!!

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:57, archived)
# lollzors
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:59, archived)
# reasonable principle?
i must have missed something that happened after we argued about stencils, because on that topic he had no clue whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)
# I don't like reposts in new threads, and pasanonic's hissy fit was
because he was sick of it as well. So he was (i hope) trolling so the mods actually do something about reposts in new treads.

I do think he went too far, and picked the wrong time of day for it, though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# i missed all that and at this point, i'm too lazy and apathetic regarding the situation to spaz back.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:06, archived)
# I get a lot of gaz messages about pasanonic, I guess I provoked that a bit.
one from today asking why I wasn't around:

"Pasanonic didn't just throw his toys out of the pram. He smeared himself in his own shit and howled."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:08, archived)
# i have no idea and i no longer care.
he got shirty with me because i tried to get him to be decent to a noob who didn't do anything wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# guys,
just ignore him.. and that's it..

edit: but you won't because you enjoy arguing on the internet! yes! you like the adrenaline! :) fact.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)
# what and miss out on all the fun?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:52, archived)
# i wasn't being antagonistic or rude.
some guy posted a pic, i asked him some stuff and gave him a tip about it. zoot got weird and rude and i very gently posted in reply, only to be lumped in with all the people he hates. ignore? i try and engage marginalised people as i think they're generally valuable and can contribute.

actually, i don't enjoy it. it ruins the atmosphere here, and this is a funplace, not an angstplace.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:53, archived)
# I encourage you to try and ignore a train crash as it passes right in front of you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:53, archived)
# i have no one on ignore..
i don't care enough

edit: sorry i lied. i have eddie fingers on ignore. forgot about it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:54, archived)
# well, your ass IS on fire, so you need to prioritise.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)
# you know,
i learned something today.. *random irrelevant speech*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:57, archived)
# that you like arguing on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:00, archived)
# when physicists argue on the internet, it's just like winning the spatial olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Holy crap, dude
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)
# i sat on that joke so long, it has my ass-prints on it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:39, archived)
# ah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# have you got one of those funny kyle hats?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:03, archived)
# We've all had those moments
He reminds me of that kid in school who everyone would give shit to no matter where they were in the pecking order. You'd have a moment of pity and go speak to the guy. After five minutes you wanted to stab him in the face.

But yes, it would be nicer if people just turned their back on him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:52, archived)
# well, i don't plan on pursuing the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:54, archived)
# excellent"
haaaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Do you have a biggor one? I'd like to background it.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Class!
Says it all.
Great idea, great pic.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# This
is most excellent
tag it!
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Ooh yes
Fantastic.
(teeth yeah, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Yay!
Mars Volta!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# the nerve!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:15, archived)
# TERRORISM LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# it's like a cloud of smug rising from him
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Yep, what a smug bastard.
I have often wondered, when did this guy first surface as a Meme and who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
# don't know, but I do remember seeing more than one picture of him
/sleepy teim, after watching an episode of Space:1999, the original Star Trek:Voyager
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# there used to be a big ol' meme library
I'll see what I can find
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# gone, dead, gone.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# gosh, my head hurts
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# What's this from?
I've often wondered.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# "On the Edge of Blade Runner" docu
M. Emmet Walsh expressing what it was like working with Ridley Scott making the film
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Really?
I watched the movie again just a couple of weeks ago. I enjoyed it.
Is Ridley Scott a terrible pain in the ass then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# not sure
the whole film went way over budget and he became a shouter on set, plus the conditions they were working in were pretty grim, at some points the crew were wearing masks you normally wear when spraypainting etc. because there was so much smoke & crap in the air

torrents are probably the only place you can get the docu, wasn't even released on DVD in the big anniversary set, shame because I really liked it (glad I made my own DVD of my recording)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)
# George knows the feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# GOR DON RO BOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
#
www.b3takit.co.uk

needs updating with new memes
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# there used to be a database with stories and stuff as well.
Including things like Fnord's brilliant ski disaster story
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Fnord's a bit of an enigma for me.
The first thing I saw of his was Domo Darko and I wrote him some fan mail.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:55, archived)
# to bel air!
(note to self: remember to put funny 'russell brand/jonathan ross' bel air pic here before posting)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# It needs Flap!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)
# cocky jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# i can see this now. it was redexing for me before.
he looks smug.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 5:24, archived)
# My painter mum just challenged me - at 2 in in the bloody morning! - to 'do' a "work of art" in less than a minute.
She knows I can't draw, but I'd been taking the piss out of her community art group.

So I dun this with a felt tip on a Kleenex tissue.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Yes, it shut her up.

Yes, I have been playing Okami.

And now I've got to spend the rest of my life telling her no, I really can't draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
# HA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# sweeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# delighted to get an approving twitch from dd after all these years.
Still gonna vote for Ross Perot on Tuesday, doc?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Say it ain't so doc!
Surely there must be a SEXY SEXY LAYDEE party?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# what the shit you talkin about bro?
i wouldnt vote even if i could. fuck that.

change in our government can only happen by the raising of a black flag and the slitting of throats.

puh-lease.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# It's the same over here, too, I'm afraid.
Although we could do without all that flag business.

And the throat unpleasantness, come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# the black flag isn't required, sometimes a sage green one will do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
# probably not its just this dumb quote i read off of my 'naughty cats' calender.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# i can still raise my sage green flag, right?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# feel free to raise whatever you like.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# *raises a ruckus, then the roof, and then a little cain for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)
# hey doc
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# hey clansoul
let me tell you something i am not a doctor and im pretty sure i dont have dyslexia, crazy stuff, no?

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Not fair

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# It's OK.
I don't mind having to draw on tissues.
After all, when I'm round my mum's place, I can have internets, scanners and all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# that's a benefit?
when i must endure family, i also experience scanners.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# It's a constant, gradual effect, and your link just shows us what it's like sped up.
Like David Attenborough's series about them plants.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# those bastard plants, they'll kill us all.
slow motion plantocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# i just watched this two days ago it was so fucking sweet
oh my god this is a good movie.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# did you see the brood and rabid?
they're right up your alley, i think. i loved them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# those are both cronenberg films, right?
i'll check them out.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# yep. the brood was made just before scanners, rabid a few years earlier.
shivers was in there too, but the two i mentioned are closest to my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# woah
the description for rapid sounds sssso so so awesome. i'm now going to hunt for that film.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:04, archived)
# it's terrible and wonderful and fun.
i'm posting here and cleaning stuff and have the teevee on in the background - aliens just ended and the usual suspects began. they're cutting all the swearing out of it and it's hilarious. there's a scene with a police lineup where they're all saying "give me the keys you fucking motherfucker!" or something, but due to swearbot it's become "give me the keys, you fairy godmother!"

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# hhaha i love that kind of stuff, it in someways can be a big improvement on the film when all the filthy languange is just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# 'fairy godmother' was a nice creative touch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I killed them all*, so no problem there.

G'night, sweet dreams.





*Disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# it is doubtful that you cannot draw, but likely that you cannot see.
/fake zen koans for gullible roundeyes dot com.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Wood? Treeses?
/can only draw if allowed less than sixty seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# blood? jesus?
/will only thaw if true love beckons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# mud? pieces?
/still quite raw, since he so reckons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# food? feces?
/all come from the area where my neck ends.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
# /good? thesis?
winters are harsh, but springs are fecund.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# yeah, come on now.
too hot. lookin' fantastic
no nips or tucks of plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Oh, great. Stay up til 4am making silly rhymes with an internet stranger,
and you suddenly get hit with an invitation to something very orrible and dark indeed.

*shudders*

*logs off*

heh
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
# my brain is out of rhymes, so i went for the jugular.
see you later.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheer up beardy, everything's coming up roses
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Hahahah!
He's chained down and everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# No he isn't
that is part of the chain they use to keep retards out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# So that's why they wouldn't let me in...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# You miss the point.
It is called Natural Selection.

I would suggest you read some Charles Darwin, but ya know, Mnnnngh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Hahahah!
I did miss the point, actually.
I feel stupid now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Your comma is in the wrong place too.
And should be non-existant! Dick! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Shurrup!
Your MUM'S in the wrong place.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# You should never have brought my mother into this....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# enjoying your sleepy time?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# TOAP?
You could have at least shopped Obama's face in!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# but it's got a white cock.
...what is that... why is that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I didn't even noice that!

IT IS A FUCKING PENGUIN BOOKMARK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# you have added penguin to the equation
and now it is all i can see.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
As I said, I didn't even notice it until you mentioned the cock thing :D

And with that, Night AL,

And night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# night dave.
daisy daisy give me yooouuurrr aaaannnssswwweeerrr dooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I'll say goodbye to life, no-one ever cared if I should live or die.
Time and time again the chaaance foor loove hasss paassssttt meeee b.......
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# "past"?
Are you drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Double whiskey thank you barman.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# knob creek?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# No...jus' makesakindaflappingnoise
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Take two Coxaflopin and call me in the morning ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# It's Mycoxaflopin you dunderheaded buffoon!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Damn, so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# don't flop it to much
It'll markers mark on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# 'Night soosh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# hahaha.
Damnit, I was just gettting all serious, too.

Fuckit.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# robot
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# CUTE
I want to colour it in :)

OFF TO BED I GO
G'night x
(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Mystic Chain Saw is Mystic!
Woo!

Edit: Why are all the crazies back?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# fuck yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i've really missed these in my abscence
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# you hate me.


;)

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Let's be honest here,
don't you even hate yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# haha.
Are you serious? I love me.
And I love me more each time I think about you hating me ;)

Come and wash my cars, then tell me I should hate myself ;)

( to be honest, after talking to you, I think that the sponge would beat you in conflict, you need to get in the queue to see my wife )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Oh now that is harsh!
You utter flaming cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Pfft
Wash my cars (bitch), ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# You must have fucking rsi IN YOUR BRAIN!
God knows how you produce such a constant stream of amazement.

Also more scribbles.

Not sure about this Corel Painter program though, the effects aren't particularly mesmerising and nothing really blends at all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# And it only took me a week.

CFBAB
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# That is fucking ace!
LEWIS HAMILTON WIN!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# RPS ended an hour and a half a go.
:D woo!
EDIT: ahahaahaha! go it spot on..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# That's fantastic.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Very intricate. It looks great.
Was it fun?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# It was fun seeing it all come together.
And quite arousing when I unclicked the hide layer button one at a time on each layer and watched it slowly build up.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Do that again, but presuming you're using photoshop, make a new frame in the animation panel each time.
Then you'll get a lovely gif of all the stages coming in and slowly building into the finished thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# or if in cs2
click edit in image ready in the filedrop down menu.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Or
you could take a bunch of photos of the screen and post them on flickr as a slide show.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Yeah, I can imagine that.
It's nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Blimey
that is quite incredible :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)

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